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Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

All of the noise and controversy over TRANSFORMERS is going to reach a peak in the next week and a half, and I still haven’t had a chance to see it. But every single person I know who has seen it seems to agree on one thing: the spectacle is genuinely worth seeing.

Now, I’ve talked to people who didn’t care much for the film overall. But I also talked to one guy tonight who just lost his mind for it, saying he’ll see it another five times in the theater. And we continue to get reviews in our inbox, and we’re hearing a fair sampling of reactions there as well. Some have seen it at international premieres, and others at trade or junket screenings.

Check this one out, for example, from Madrid:

Hey Harry, long time reader, first time poster. Last night was the premier of Transformers here in Madrid, Spain, and I was lucky enough to get a couple of tickets. Before the movie started, Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf took to the stage, and Michael Bay said something that after watching the movie I agree with 100%: "We got Shia really cheap...but after this movie, you'll see he's a movie star".

I'll keep this review mostly spoiler-free.

As a kid I was a big Transformers fan. When I heard they were making a movie, I was fairly excited, though cautious, after all, a movie about toys cannot be very good right? Well, after watching a couple of trailers, I was pretty excited, so last night my expectations were quite high. I must say I had a BLAST with the movie! Something I wasn't expecting: this movies is funny! And I mean that in a good way. I knew Shia was a very good comic actor, but I really did not know Michael Bay could have such a goofy sense of humor.

The movie works. The movie works because the characters work...no wait, forget that, the movie works because the fucking robots work! After 2 1/2 hours, I would still feel really excited every time I saw a transformation. There is this one moment where it happens with a police car very quickly, I mean in no frames, and it's just really awesome.

I was also pleasantly surprised to see the movie take its time. In fact, Megatron only appears in the last 30 mins or so. I think it was wise of Michael Bay to spend such long time building up tension and just hanging out with Shia in school, showing us what a nerd he is, when he gets his new car,...

Then, the last 40 mins or so, the movie goes APE SHIT. It's just non-stop action with really badass fights from secret base, to highway (in what is in my opinion the best action scene I've seen in a long time), to city,....

What didn't work? In my opinion, towards the end, the movie is a little overkill. All the restraint and building up of tension just explodes into this massive 40 mins of non-stop action. I think very few directors can manage such prolonged time of action (James Cameron comes to mind), and while Michael Bay does a terrific job, for me personally, it was a bit overkill.

There were also a couple of sub-plots that I feel the movie could have done without. Every time it jumped to one of these sub-plots, I just couldn't wait to get back to Shia's story (maybe the fact that Shia's character is always hanging out with Megan Fox's character had something to do with it....).

I was also never quite convinced with Optimus's lips...especially when he looked so cool with the face shield on. And the design of the Decepticons in their robot modes were sometimes a bit confusing...at times it was hard to tell one from another (then again, it was late and I had had a very long day at work).

Also, story-wise, there were a few things left unexplained and the ending was a bit rushed (not to mention sequel-friendly).

But when you're having so much fun, who cares? I cannot wait to see this again.

It's funny that for all the big action scenes this movie has, it is small details that I am reliving one day after with a big grin on my face:

(MINOR SPOILERS)

the police car transformation, awesome shots of the Autobots in their car modes driving through the desert, Megatron flicking with his fingers a couple of pedestrians, Bumblebee choosing an appropiate song to help Shia woo Megan Fox (for me, the best scene in the movie)...

(END OF MINOR SPOILERS)

So, all in all, this was a very cool movie. I don't think ANYONE has the right to ask more from this movie. It should meet most people's expectations. In a summer of disappointments, this is really welcomed. I'm probably not discovering anything new here, but expect this to be the biggest movie of the summer and maybe of the year.

If you post this, call me Imagineer.

Greetings from Spain!

Now, some of you might call that review apologist, but I don’t think that’s the case. I know a lot of people who love the first JURASSIC PARK, and while I think there are some great scenes in that movie, I think there’s also a lot of material that’s just lame beyond words. Yet people have a huge fondness for the film, flawed script and all. And there are still plenty of people who love ID4 because they had such a good time watching it, and no amount of complaints about logic change their enjoyment of it. So keep that in mind. I think it’s going to be unfortunate that the people who seem most unhappy about the film are the ones who have spent the most time obsessing over it pre-release, while general audiences may find themselves having a better time with it.

Let’s see what this next reviewer thought:

Hi Harry,

I met you (and Papa Geek) a few years ago when I worked with TheOneRing.net to organize the line party for the Trilogy Tuesday LOTR marathon at the Gateway theater. You may or may not remember, matters not - just wanted to say how's it going? And congrats on your engagement!

Anyway, 3 1/2 years later, I'm in Los Angeles and working for Sideshow Collectibles - dream job for a geek like me. There are some definite perks that come with working for the top collectibles company in the industry, such as making a few contacts and getting to see some pretty awesome movies before the general public. Transformers was one of these. I figured you guys might be interested in the review I posted on the Sideshow site, as anything Transformers-related seems to strike a great (dis)chord in your fanbase, which is always fun to watch. Basically, I'm a trustworthy source - NOT A PLANT, people... sheesh, I've never seen more cynics in my life than those silly, sad TBers posting in your last Transformers review thread who refuse to accept the reality that this movie rocks. In fact, you can guarantee that I'm not a plant, as I'm cheering for a film which is based off of a property made by a company (Hasbro) which could be called a competitor of my own!

Words cannot describe how great I think this movie is. I went in with absolutetly no expectations, and was blown away by the sheer fun of the whole experience. Clapping-your-hands, giggling-with-glee, bouncing-up-and-down-in-your-chair type of fun. And yes, cynical crazy people, the story is good too - it really draws you in. Some of the editing and music styles are not my favorite, but if you don't have a ball watching this movie, you are dead to me and should probably just shoot yourself now to ease the pain of your bleak existence.

Here's my short review!

Share it, covet it, ignore it, whatever. Just go see Transformers when it comes out - I dare you to hate it.

Later,
dusty

Then there’s this one, from last Friday’s junket screenings in LA:

Hi dudes, long time reader, first time caller. This weekend I was lucky enough to see The Transformers by Michael Bay (Pearl Harbor) and Steven Spielberg (Schindler's List) and it TOTALLY kicked my balls through the wall in state of the art digital sound!!! WHOAH! That's all I can say. FUUUUCK!!! So here are my two cents.

I know your time is valuable so I won't waste your time telling you what I ate for breakfast and how long I jerked off in the shower and all that. When I got there there was a HUGE line and everyone was stoked! I saw at least five guys with goatees and an Autobot logo t-shirt and four with goatees and a Decepticon logo and one without a goatee. But mostly it was not nerds and goobers, just regular people ready to have a good time for a summer popcorn flick! They checked for cameras, cell phones, etc. You know the drill. So we waited for the movie to start in the theater and you could tell there was some palpable tension. Was it gonna live up to the hype. A lot of talk about if they could pull off the flames on Optimus. I was like nerds, PLEASE! It's based on a toy! It's not supposed to be Shakespeare. That's why it has flames, if it was shakespeare there wouldn't be flames but it's not Shakespeare so there is flames. That's just the reality of it. Besides I have a tribal tat on my left bicep that is very similar to Optimus's flames. And I'm thinking of getting one on my back but I'm not sure yet but probably I will do it. So fuck you guys.

First of all let me say this is not designed to win Oscars or NAACP Image Awards. So all you pretentious fuckers can go suck a male weiner. Not every movie has to be "good" or have "brains" or "heart" or "soul" or "make sense" or "tell a good story." This is not supposed to win awards and I am positive that Michael Bay will fire three assistants and go on a huge bender if it's so much as nominated for an Oscar for visual effects or sound effects editing. Let alone a Blockbuster Award, Nickelodeon Kid's Choice or MTV Award for best kiss. To be fair it already won one award at this year's MTV Awards but other than that it is NOT designed to win awards! Stop holding everything to such a high standard. Besides, MTV doesn't even play videos anymore, why should we care about awards.

Well when the lights went down everybody just about shit their pants. You could tell everyone was loving it except for some of the girls. I don't want to be "politically incorrect" but this movie is not for cunts or fairies. It's for REAL MEN so it's about cars, exploding, punching, Michael Bay's gorgeous sunsets, the friendship between Tyrese and Josh Duhamel, etc. Like 300, you'd have to be gay not to get hard from this movie.

You already know the plot (there is none) so I will cut to the chase. The Transformers can be summed up in one word: THE ROBOTS PUNCHING EACH OTHER IS AWESOME!!!!! Like all of Michael Bay's movies you can tell there is action going on by how things are moving on screen. He cuts away and the camera is all like ZOOOM and then BAM! And sometimes it's all smokey or there is fire and destruction. And I was like "FUCK YOU HATERZ!" The action is so balls to the wall that you can't even tell what happens in a lot of the battles, or who is involved, so you will want to see it again and again. Like Tyrese said this is the best action director of all time so what did you expect. When the fuck is this coming to Blu-ray is all I have to say. But this is the kind of movie you have to see with an audience. At this screening everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, was cheering pretty much from beginning to end, except during the parts with the main human characters. Shia Lebouf is not that bad, if you liked Disturbia you will like him. Although the one character I liked was Megan Fox, TOTALLY HOT. I was like "I would jizz all over that!" and everybody agreed that I totally would. When Optimus transformed himself in front of Shia in the alley everybody in the theater just started high fiving each other, even complete strangers. I'm not exaggerating, my hands were sore before it even got to the fight in the city. TOTAL GEEKGASM. I reached for my popcorn and I could tell there was kind of a bulge there. I was self conscious but I sort of squeezed it a little but I did not stroke it per se. It was through the pants I'm not some pervert. The lighting, shading and reflection on these graphics is some of the finest, most photorealistic computer generated imagery to date. Hats off to the wizards at Industrial Light and Magic. If they don't get an Oscar I will be PISSED.

Bonecrusher is my favorite, Megatron is only at the end but he looks sick as hell. But of course everybody likes Optimus. I don't see what all the complaints are about the little boombox guy, you have to have something for the kids otherwise kids won't be able to enjoy it. The robots and transforming is obviously for the adults but it's over the head of a lot of the kids so they have the little Jar Jar character for them, or for the women who go. From what I could tell the effects and score were complete, but some of the humor and talking was temporary I assume because it was pretty terrible, I don't think they would release it like that. But that is not what it is about anyway this is popcorn movies, you don't eat popcorn to a movie with characterization and dramatic situations. You eat popcorn to movies where robots fucking transform! why would you nerds expect shakespeare it pisses me off. I was fully erect and you guys are like but it's different from my precious cartoon. FUCK YOU.

If you like the great popcorn movies like ID4, Mummy Returns, Armageddon or National Treasure you will want to fuck the shit out of Transformers, just bend it over and just start thrusting, you know. This is NOT for you film school professors and snob critics who want everything to be a snoozefest like Floating Weeds or The Godfather. Go back to the library, egghead. This is for people who are the real fans! I can't wait to watch it again with my frat brothers, they will literally explode when they see the freeway scene. You don't have to be a geek to have a geekgasm and just spray geek cum all over the movie's face and tits. This movie will be FUCKING HUGE.

I know you will say I'm a plant but I don't care, this is easily the best movie I've seen since Crank. If I have one complaint, it is too long, why do movies have to be so long it's hard to sit still sometimes. Still, I GUARANTEE this will open number one at the box office. Mark my words.

Harry if you use this call me LamborghiniCountacheStill#1.

See, I thought CRANK was a mild diversion at best, so I’m not sure “best film since CRANK” really carries any weight for me. But here’s another guy who was at the same screening, the last of this batch of reviews:

Michael Bay was in attendance at my screening of Transformers, Friday night in Hollywood. He stood up, right before the film started, and yelled, “I’m here to make sure it’s fucking loud!”

And holy shit was it ever! But was it good? Well, I walked up to him, after the screening, shook his hand, and said, “Thanks for the great fucking movie.”

So if you want the short and quick of it, there it is. I’ll be going into some light spoilers, so be warned…

Transformers reminds me of Independence Day. I know a ton of people that say “Gawd, that movie is sooooo bad! Let me point out all the holes to you…” And they’re not wrong. It’s got holes. But goddammit, I sat next to some of them when it came out, and they were cheering along with everybody else when that fucking dog jumped away from the explosion in the tunnel. You know the part.

As tired a cliché it is to say a movie is a “popcorn flick”, so “just sit back, and enjoy the ride”, there’s a reason a cliché is a cliché- it’s consistently true.

With that said-

The film itself has GIANT plot holes, and if you sat down and nitpicked it, you’d find MANY things wrong with it. However, if you just sit back, and enjoy the ride, you’re going to have a great time.

The film opens with a voice over of Optimus Prime, talking about this and that, setting up the McGuffin. Whatever. It was Optimus Prime telling you shit, and this was enough to get the whole crowd cheering.

As the film gets going we’re introduced to a ton of characters, fast. If there’s one complaint I have with the film, it’s that things/people/robots get set up WAY too fast. In some scenes, a Transformer is introduce for about 10 seconds as he says, “I’m on my way!”, which leaves you going, “Where the fuck did that tank come from?!?!?” But then you’re like, “Fuck it. The more, the merrier…” And just go with it.

Shai LeBouf does a nice job as your stereotypical geek, Sam, whose only dream is to get a car. Oh, and to bang the way-too-hot-for-him Megan Fox. So Sam gets a car, which just so happens to be a robot in disguise named Bumblebee, and the adventure begins.

As a fan of the original Transformers, I’ve always felt that the designs for the movie were too busy, and though I loved the movie, I still feel the same way. There are times where there are multiple robots on screen (esp. during the end fight), where I lost track of who was who, due to the similarities of some of the designs. Though I must admit that the one thing I thought would bother me the most, lips on Optimus, didn’t bother me at all. Sure, I would have preferred the face shield the entire time, but whatever. It worked.

Overall as a summer film, this film did it for me. It was exciting, funny (even if the kidsy jokes, which I won’t going where a little much), and had some visuals we have never seen in a film before.

(I will say that it made me sad that the ol’ cliché that “the black guy always dies” is true, even if you’re a Transformer.)

From a ’Formers fan standpoint, if you can get past the designs not being what you grew up with, there’s a lot in there for you, esp. if you’re a hardcore fan. Hearing Prime say shit like “Roll out!” or “One shall stand. One shall fall,” got the geek hairs on the back of my neck standing. Oh, and Megatron’s first line? Fucking classic!

I can’t wait to see it again in a few weeks. Yes, in a few years, after it’s been on DVD for a long time, everyone will be saying shit like “where did that one robot go at the end of the movie? Or that other one? Or all those little ones?” or “why did Bumblebee Bee start talking out of nowhere? So stupid!”. But you know what? I’ll remember sitting next to them, as they cheered when Optimus starts talking, and the title “Transformers” comes up on the big screen.

Thanks for reading,

shaithis77

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by raine204
Jun 21st, 2007
07:10:57 AM
Holy Christ
by Aquatarkusman
Jun 21st, 2007
07:17:03 AM
Megatron...
by Midnightxpress
Jun 21st, 2007
07:18:38 AM
Kick Ass!!!!!
by azzezino
Jun 21st, 2007
07:19:04 AM
Haha - Wow...
by MetaFreePhorAll
Jun 21st, 2007
07:19:19 AM
Can't wait, but you're right
by kkqc9934
Jun 21st, 2007
07:20:38 AM
Sometimes, during a disappointing...
by Kid Z
Jun 21st, 2007
07:22:34 AM
Bah...details.
by raine204
Jun 21st, 2007
07:24:24 AM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1...
by Zarles
Jun 21st, 2007
07:34:22 AM
The 3rd reviewer is a plant!
by DerLanghaarige
Jun 21st, 2007
07:36:44 AM
i know it will open number 1
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 21st, 2007
07:39:30 AM
YET AGAIN YOU HATERS GOT IT ALL WRONG!
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
07:39:44 AM
"great popcorn movies like ID4, Mummy Returns, Armagedd
by MRJONZ72
Jun 21st, 2007
07:40:22 AM
but despire what I said before
by MRJONZ72
Jun 21st, 2007
07:43:21 AM
Oh my god. Can this idiot hear himself?
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
07:43:26 AM
Great Popcorn movies
by MRJONZ72
Jun 21st, 2007
07:43:53 AM
Christ, this is my nightmare come true.
by Horseflesh
Jun 21st, 2007
07:45:53 AM
Oh, and this movie will be number 1 for one week.
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
07:47:07 AM
What
by outlawdsx
Jun 21st, 2007
07:47:24 AM
that guy is really gay though
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 21st, 2007
07:47:40 AM
Remember back when Spielburg would have SPIT on Bay?
by Horseflesh
Jun 21st, 2007
07:49:01 AM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1 IS A DOUCH
by johnyaztec
Jun 21st, 2007
07:52:03 AM
Dude, how 'bout a spoiler warning next time!
by expert40
Jun 21st, 2007
07:52:03 AM
The guy who liked Battlefield Earth says,
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
07:52:44 AM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
07:54:31 AM
Expert40
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
07:55:45 AM
Star Wars, Empire, Raiders, Predator......
by raine204
Jun 21st, 2007
07:56:30 AM
TheAllSeeingEye...
by expert40
Jun 21st, 2007
08:01:12 AM
Yes, movies still have to be "good"...
by ballyhoo
Jun 21st, 2007
08:01:28 AM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1 is not a PLANT!
by unclemeat
Jun 21st, 2007
08:04:34 AM
STILL NOT A SINGLE ACTUAL REVIEW OF THIS MOVIE!
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 21st, 2007
08:05:31 AM
"this movie is not for cunts or fairies."
by landster
Jun 21st, 2007
08:06:29 AM
the more positvie the review...
by foree forehead
Jun 21st, 2007
08:06:31 AM
expert40 YOU SPOILED THAT FOR ME
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 21st, 2007
08:07:07 AM
"Like 300, you'd have to be gay not to get hard"
by unclemeat
Jun 21st, 2007
08:08:27 AM
That 3rd review is completely stupid.
by MonteCristo
Jun 21st, 2007
08:09:29 AM
Tile Mcgillus
by Montag666
Jun 21st, 2007
08:17:11 AM
so we should expect...
by almostgrown
Jun 21st, 2007
08:17:23 AM
ASS!!!
by expert40
Jun 21st, 2007
08:17:47 AM
Why dont you fucking haters SHUT THE FUCK UP
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
08:24:40 AM
These are GayBay-Fans Praising this shit, Not TF Fans
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
08:26:45 AM
SOunds like the inital reviews for PHANTOM MENACE
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:28:02 AM
Even I have to say...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
08:30:23 AM
SELLING OUT leads to the dark path
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:31:38 AM
FUCKS SAKE LIGHTEN UP, ITS A SUMMER POPCORN
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
08:31:52 AM
FOr those who say its just SUmmer Popcorn Movie ...
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:35:45 AM
Ah I cannot wait for this
by godzillasushi
Jun 21st, 2007
08:36:32 AM
ID4, Mummy Returns, Armageddon....
by Romoehlio
Jun 21st, 2007
08:36:59 AM
and just so you know: BAYHEM!!!!
by Romoehlio
Jun 21st, 2007
08:37:53 AM
RE: FUCKS SAKE LIGHTEN UP, ITS A SUMMER POPCORN
by ballyhoo
Jun 21st, 2007
08:38:49 AM
Yack and Others requesting a balanced review..
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
08:39:20 AM
I AM NOT A PLANT
by Imagineer
Jun 21st, 2007
08:39:34 AM
Hated FF4, cant see whats was wrong with X3,
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
08:40:10 AM
I love these reviews....if
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
08:40:21 AM
Sometimes you want to see a "film"...
by Kid Z
Jun 21st, 2007
08:41:30 AM
Real TF fans are boycotting this movie!!??? lol
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
08:41:49 AM
Transformers and these plant reviews...
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:43:19 AM
These Plants Are Killing AICN Credibility
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
08:43:23 AM
Montag666
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 21st, 2007
08:43:47 AM
"I can't wait to watch it again with my frat brothers"
by jabbathegriffin
Jun 21st, 2007
08:45:28 AM
Why the fuck dont ya just go and watch the fucking
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
08:47:40 AM
They Praise TF But Can't Tell You Anything About It
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
08:48:05 AM
Itll be nice to wacth....but a few months later
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:48:10 AM
Like 300, you'd have to be gay not to get hard
by filmcoyote
Jun 21st, 2007
08:49:31 AM
Are AICN trying to kill Transformers??
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
08:50:25 AM
First Reviewer, I trust you.
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
08:50:39 AM
First GODZILLA, then PHANTOM MENACE, next TRANSFORMERS
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
08:50:55 AM
"I can't wait to watch it again with my frat brothers"
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
08:51:16 AM
Crank was a great movie
by Rat Fink
Jun 21st, 2007
08:54:35 AM
it TOTALLY kicked my balls
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
08:55:48 AM
Kidz
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
08:56:35 AM
The best movie since Crank
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
08:58:14 AM
So are we going to get a review of this movie...
by PwnedByStallone
Jun 21st, 2007
08:58:57 AM
If this movie turns out to be worse than POTC3, or ...
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:00:22 AM
why argue anymore....the
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
09:02:16 AM
shit i forgot all about Quartermain
by Rat Fink
Jun 21st, 2007
09:03:34 AM
GurzEon go cry into your G1 toys you fucking child
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
09:04:10 AM
Maybe they should just post Michael Bay's Review
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:04:10 AM
shaithis77, you are a
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 21st, 2007
09:04:17 AM
Lamborghini...
by DocPazuzu
Jun 21st, 2007
09:05:27 AM
GurzEon...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:06:12 AM
Yawn
by Innocent bystander
Jun 21st, 2007
09:06:36 AM
Reading a list of WORST SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:07:51 AM
But, where's the cat fucking?
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:08:00 AM
Michael Bay's CUNT ARMY
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 21st, 2007
09:08:19 AM
Yes Jaysmack! Yes!
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:08:49 AM
Nice quote from the Lady over at sideshow...
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
09:09:52 AM
Those fucking Freemasons
by Rat Fink
Jun 21st, 2007
09:10:40 AM
Optimus says to Shia,
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:10:57 AM
The Cult of Michael Bay
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 21st, 2007
09:12:18 AM
Michael Bays HATER ARMY shrinks day by day
by bongo123
Jun 21st, 2007
09:12:27 AM
So, Yack Backer...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:12:41 AM
"My name is Optimus Dick Lips"
by Rat Fink
Jun 21st, 2007
09:13:22 AM
THE BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:13:42 AM
I've never been a fan of
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 21st, 2007
09:14:23 AM
"Suck a male wiener"? Is there any other kind?
by boba_rob
Jun 21st, 2007
09:14:27 AM
GurzEon, you know what you remind me of...?
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:15:14 AM
Hey Paw
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:15:34 AM
And until further notice, NANCY DREW is getting my $10
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:16:32 AM
Shia's cat fucking has been well documented on TMZ
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:16:35 AM
LOL Yack Backer!
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:17:18 AM
Gotta Love the people who
by JUSTICE41
Jun 21st, 2007
09:17:45 AM
I think I'll give my money to 1408 again, and then
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:19:15 AM
You know what Irony is Yack?
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:19:55 AM
What's funny is that I am starting to hope its awesome
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:21:57 AM
I saw it too...
by Howling_Fantods
Jun 21st, 2007
09:22:55 AM
Quit trying to get my hyped Paw!!
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:23:04 AM
READ THIS REVIEW OF PHANTOM MENACE SOUNDS FAMILIAR!!!
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:24:05 AM
PLANTOCALYPSE NOW
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 21st, 2007
09:24:06 AM
Ah, ya see, when I see Howling_Fantods post
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:24:16 AM
A scene from Transformers...
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:25:43 AM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node /3560
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:27:59 AM
Third reviewer = joke, not genuine, fake, PLANT!
by darrenspool
Jun 21st, 2007
09:28:55 AM
"(Jar Jar) adds depth to the plot."
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:30:42 AM
Relax.....
by MJAYACE
Jun 21st, 2007
09:31:04 AM
That third review is just some guy fucking with you
by El Mamerro
Jun 21st, 2007
09:33:35 AM
Another scene from Transformers...
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
09:34:21 AM
Obviously Mori picked the "Crank" dude's review
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:34:49 AM
Jesus, No Yack!
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
09:35:28 AM
zbobroberts, you're right
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:36:04 AM
Nah, Paw, that was a quote from a PHANTOM MENACE
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:37:34 AM
C'mon, people. We should give TINO the benefit of the
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jun 21st, 2007
09:37:59 AM
Wow, ALL rave reviews
by The Decider
Jun 21st, 2007
09:39:07 AM
THis the PHANTOM MENACE Review link
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:40:36 AM
The movie is really good...
by C00L DUD3
Jun 21st, 2007
09:41:22 AM
BumblePEE
by Howling_Fantods
Jun 21st, 2007
09:41:46 AM
You know what?
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
09:43:02 AM
"When the fuck is this coming to Blu-ray ..."
by howaboutanicecupofgofuckyourse lf
Jun 21st, 2007
09:43:37 AM
I cant wait for this to
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
09:44:52 AM
Hey nonsensical
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:46:00 AM
is Yackbacker still pretending he wont be first in line
by howaboutanicecupofgofuckyourse lf
Jun 21st, 2007
09:46:26 AM
Thanks Yack Backer...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
09:47:02 AM
QUotes from PHANTOM MEANACE Review..sound familiar...
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
09:47:37 AM
I'm good, nonsensical
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:47:58 AM
we will all see it...FACT!
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
09:48:24 AM
Cool...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
09:49:42 AM
Yay! First the ultra cool DH sequel and soon TF!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 21st, 2007
09:50:25 AM
Oh...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
09:51:33 AM
I hate this review
by Darth Fart
Jun 21st, 2007
09:53:48 AM
Homophobia Rules!
by Reynard Muldrake
Jun 21st, 2007
09:54:53 AM
nicecupoflongtalkbackname
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
09:55:58 AM
pathetic.. all ya....
by bl80
Jun 21st, 2007
10:01:20 AM
Wow! Nonsensical!
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:02:27 AM
The reviews are hilarious....
by RevSick
Jun 21st, 2007
10:03:27 AM
All these reviews say the same thing
by zilched
Jun 21st, 2007
10:03:33 AM
I know I'm going to regret this...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:04:10 AM
Duplicitous objections - (dōō-plĭs'ĭ-təs, dyōō-)
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
10:04:24 AM
I also like that....
by RevSick
Jun 21st, 2007
10:05:11 AM
Third reviewer = Repressed homosexual
by darrenspool
Jun 21st, 2007
10:06:48 AM
By the way
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
10:07:50 AM
zilched... No the reviews DON'T say the same..
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:08:09 AM
In fact...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:14:00 AM
So, it sucks?
by Thylacine
Jun 21st, 2007
10:15:22 AM
Not really praise Paw...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
10:15:39 AM
Did you really just diss Jurassic Park?
by DanDelion
Jun 21st, 2007
10:15:58 AM
Thylacine..
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:16:45 AM
"Snoozefest like Godfather"
by jackalcack
Jun 21st, 2007
10:17:37 AM
I'm gonna rap up the adaptation today at work...
by RevSick
Jun 21st, 2007
10:19:35 AM
Dusty's Review, Thylacine...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:19:55 AM
Dirrrrty
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
10:20:30 AM
And the haters have been silenced. hahahahaha
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jun 21st, 2007
10:21:20 AM
Whoever thinks The Godfather is a snoozefest...
by TiVo1138
Jun 21st, 2007
10:21:41 AM
Hey, Thanks Nonsensical!
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:22:04 AM
TheAllSeeingEye...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
10:22:32 AM
I wanna say that again...
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
10:23:56 AM
Will be as good as HIGHLANDER V : THE SOURCE...LOL
by jhpiii
Jun 21st, 2007
10:26:59 AM
I'm sorry, I just can't let this go...
by jackalcack
Jun 21st, 2007
10:27:04 AM
It would make a great cliche TB line too...
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
10:27:42 AM
When Bly-ray phoned himself in front of HDDVD...
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
10:29:23 AM
Awesome....
by RevSick
Jun 21st, 2007
10:29:30 AM
Guys, relax....
by DarthBakpao
Jun 21st, 2007
10:35:34 AM
I'm looking forward to an actual cognizant and
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 21st, 2007
10:35:37 AM
Liking your work, Dangerousapple...
by Pawprint
Jun 21st, 2007
10:36:33 AM
Whether you like the phrase or not
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 21st, 2007
10:36:55 AM
That didn't actually tell me anything...
by Thylacine
Jun 21st, 2007
10:38:53 AM
Not particularly Nonesensical
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
10:39:47 AM
TheAllSeeingEye, it's a question of expectations
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
10:42:25 AM
Yack
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
10:50:15 AM
As Yack said...
by nonsensical
Jun 21st, 2007
10:54:03 AM
Thin? Nah man, you can go EVERYWHERE!
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
10:55:17 AM
Did someone leave the Baby Bio out?
by photoboy
Jun 21st, 2007
10:56:21 AM
Watch the Academy give the FX Oscar to WETA again!
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 21st, 2007
10:57:00 AM
TO HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED
by Imagineer
Jun 21st, 2007
10:59:45 AM
They're not plants, just morons
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
11:03:11 AM
Wud duh?
by Dollar Bird
Jun 21st, 2007
11:03:50 AM
Free kool-aid!!! Drink it up!!! Guyana Grape
by 1178Hunterbosser
Jun 21st, 2007
11:04:39 AM
By the way the male usage isn't ALWAYS more appropriate
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
11:05:26 AM
I fucked LamborghiniCountacheStill#1, in the mouth...
by samuraiyao
Jun 21st, 2007
11:09:13 AM
Surely I've got better things to do, but fuck it...
by jackalcack
Jun 21st, 2007
11:10:21 AM
"you'd have to be gay not to get hard"
by spiteface
Jun 21st, 2007
11:14:50 AM
I'll keep it short... when I was a kid...
by Heckles
Jun 21st, 2007
11:14:54 AM
Thanks for the Blu-ray mention
by AlwaysThere
Jun 21st, 2007
11:18:05 AM
I like Armageddon and won't apologize for it
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
11:18:48 AM
Third Reviewer is my personal hero
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
11:22:00 AM
yeah spiteface
by half vader
Jun 21st, 2007
11:22:04 AM
Voices?
by darkslab
Jun 21st, 2007
11:22:55 AM
Lamborghini is actually Axel Rose
by half vader
Jun 21st, 2007
11:24:33 AM
lol, always the hate towards michael bay
by SithAboveAll
Jun 21st, 2007
11:24:47 AM
RE: spiteface
by Dangerousapple
Jun 21st, 2007
11:32:44 AM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1 needs an ass kicking!
by Redbox
Jun 21st, 2007
11:33:26 AM
YackBacker has chosen Transformers...and here's why
by howaboutanicecupofgofuckyourse lf
Jun 21st, 2007
11:34:51 AM
A Spielbay Film
by ludmir88
Jun 21st, 2007
11:40:15 AM
Can y'all relax with the hate...
by RichieRich
Jun 21st, 2007
11:49:52 AM
popcorn movies can be good or bad too
by mrdinky
Jun 21st, 2007
11:54:01 AM
"True fans"
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
11:55:49 AM
86 movie
by mrdinky
Jun 21st, 2007
11:59:01 AM
but what about the Transformers?!
by Pagz
Jun 21st, 2007
12:00:34 PM
Worst movie ever... I LOVED IT!!!
by JusticeSabre
Jun 21st, 2007
12:01:54 PM
Hey, it could be worse......
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
12:02:02 PM
Third review must have been written by a retard
by Knobules
Jun 21st, 2007
12:17:19 PM
Yeah, I was gonna make a comment about the gayness of
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
12:19:01 PM
You idiots think the third review is real
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
12:30:00 PM
Maybe it's just me...
by Bubba Gillman
Jun 21st, 2007
12:30:04 PM
Jaysmack...
by Kid Z
Jun 21st, 2007
12:33:37 PM
ultimate irony
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
12:34:02 PM
everybody in the theater just started high fiving each
by DarthBakpao
Jun 21st, 2007
12:34:21 PM
Scamsandflams...
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
12:41:51 PM
What about the chest bumping fat kids? Were they there?
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
12:42:46 PM
Bumblebee has chosen Camaro... Here's why...
by i pwn teh suk and i pwn it well
Jun 21st, 2007
12:43:51 PM
Wait, you DON'T like Jurassic Park?
by zikade zarathos
Jun 21st, 2007
12:50:21 PM
Yes, was the film CHEST BUMPINGLY good?
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
12:52:19 PM
Jesus is weeping right as we
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
12:52:55 PM
its funny
by Bouncy X
Jun 21st, 2007
12:53:11 PM
Jurassic Park will make Transformers look like ass!
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
12:53:50 PM
TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO!
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
12:54:15 PM
This will make allota $$$$
by SlickyVonBoner
Jun 21st, 2007
12:54:47 PM
Chest thumping fat kids
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
12:57:37 PM
Seriously, Bay apologists. Name one good movie he made.
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
12:58:10 PM
Bouncy X, these days it's really quite the opposite
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
12:58:57 PM
This movie will not make alot of $$$.
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
01:00:36 PM
Damn you, finky089!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 21st, 2007
01:01:38 PM
Jak0lantern01, now that sounds like entertainment!
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
01:01:47 PM
MNG, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
01:03:57 PM
Lame JP
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
01:04:01 PM
That thread is going to be known as the official
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
01:06:18 PM
Still waiting on someone to name the good Bay film.
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
01:09:39 PM
The Rock
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
01:11:27 PM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1 must be retarded
by the_pissboy1
Jun 21st, 2007
01:13:30 PM
finky089
by Bouncy X
Jun 21st, 2007
01:13:37 PM
staldo and jurassic park
by Bouncy X
Jun 21st, 2007
01:16:23 PM
the_pissboy1 IS retarded
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
01:19:56 PM
lost.rules
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
01:20:03 PM
dinosaurs evolving into birds
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
01:20:33 PM
As much as I'm going to hate this film...
by TinSpider
Jun 21st, 2007
01:21:11 PM
Yeah, THE ROCK was fun
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
01:21:13 PM
Shit I forgot about the Rock
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
01:21:22 PM
John Carpenter's Jurassic Park
by Samuel Fulmer
Jun 21st, 2007
01:22:19 PM
I love the respect "Armageddon" is getting here
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
01:25:20 PM
The Rock= Classic? Jurrasic Park=Stupid?
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
01:29:03 PM
The Best since...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
01:35:43 PM
Ricky Henderson
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
01:38:51 PM
LOL @ "Fuck You, MLA Handbook"
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
01:39:43 PM
Uh, I was being sarcastic Jack0lantern...
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
01:42:39 PM
I was just messin' with you
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
01:44:35 PM
Both I and ScamsAndFlams have said it already.
by Bubba Gillman
Jun 21st, 2007
01:48:05 PM
cute simpsons movie trailer
by lionbiu
Jun 21st, 2007
01:49:45 PM
Bouncy X, agreed- it's all been said
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
01:51:27 PM
This is a nice Michael Bay answer:
by ludmir88
Jun 21st, 2007
01:56:20 PM
Thank You, Ricky Henderson...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:00:07 PM
"I have a tribal tat on my left bicep that is very..
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 21st, 2007
02:03:55 PM
Re: Henderson and Aerosmithy...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:07:35 PM
Review
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
02:18:25 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
02:18:32 PM
You people are acting like this response wasnt expected
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 21st, 2007
02:22:00 PM
If ANYONE tried to high five me during a movie.......
by Rantman
Jun 21st, 2007
02:28:43 PM
wow
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
02:32:03 PM
The reasons The Rock is a classic
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
02:33:00 PM
I fully expect bedlam in the theater when I see TF
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
02:35:33 PM
hey lost.rules
by Automaton Overlord
Jun 21st, 2007
02:36:20 PM
Hey...My nards...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:39:01 PM
hey ScamsAndFlams
by Automaton Overlord
Jun 21st, 2007
02:42:14 PM
micturatingbenjamin: Optimus Prime was a DKE
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 21st, 2007
02:42:15 PM
Why is it a real shame when we've read the script?
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
02:43:19 PM
The Rock...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:44:47 PM
Ricky...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:46:49 PM
I think Nicolas Cage is a
by Automaton Overlord
Jun 21st, 2007
02:56:02 PM
Weak defenses by haters
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
02:56:19 PM
Nicolas Cage was the Dominator....
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
02:57:02 PM
Best film since... "Crank"?!
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 21st, 2007
02:58:08 PM
If this is the best film since Crank...
by broken ring
Jun 21st, 2007
03:01:08 PM
Doc...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:02:40 PM
Not every movie has to be "good"...
by DarthCorleone
Jun 21st, 2007
03:06:28 PM
haha, thanks for that jhpii
by wash
Jun 21st, 2007
03:08:53 PM
Hardcore G1 Fan's Transformers...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:10:54 PM
DarthCorleone, yeah, I am waiting for someone
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
03:11:22 PM
"..not for cunts or fairies..."
by DirkD13"
Jun 21st, 2007
03:14:31 PM
I hope you understand what i mean by "acting"
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 21st, 2007
03:16:06 PM
Superninja
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:17:02 PM
Best film since Gigli!
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 21st, 2007
03:17:43 PM
stray goats wandering around
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
03:19:13 PM
I agree that the cartoon is bad
by Bryan
Jun 21st, 2007
03:20:38 PM
Such a pity..
by teh awesome
Jun 21st, 2007
03:20:58 PM
Seriously, who cares about the MacGuffin?
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
03:21:17 PM
srugue??
by DirkD13"
Jun 21st, 2007
03:21:18 PM
Plants!
by Big Dick
Jun 21st, 2007
03:22:53 PM
Whoa...
by teh awesome
Jun 21st, 2007
03:22:58 PM
Armageddon & Jurassic Park
by mrdinky
Jun 21st, 2007
03:28:18 PM
Whatever came of "MCMVIII"(not sure of his actual) dude
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 21st, 2007
03:31:05 PM
A Transcript
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:33:11 PM
Scarecrow in The Dark Knight
by Colonel Activity
Jun 21st, 2007
03:33:29 PM
That Lambourghini guy really likes cock apparently.
by a goonie
Jun 21st, 2007
03:35:20 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
03:37:41 PM
Don't despair now...
by i pwn teh suk and i pwn it well
Jun 21st, 2007
03:38:16 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
by lost.rules
Jun 21st, 2007
03:40:00 PM
Lame Borghini *could* be Don Murphy...
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 21st, 2007
03:42:38 PM
HAHAHA
by misterWINKIE
Jun 21st, 2007
03:45:16 PM
I fully expect bedlam in the theater when I see TF
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
03:46:33 PM
If You Haven't Seen This You Need To
by MegaFormer
Jun 21st, 2007
03:48:07 PM
Superninja
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:50:11 PM
Dolomite
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
03:54:43 PM
LamborghiniCountacheStill#1 = Bay
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
03:57:17 PM
Crank
by Fenton Meiks
Jun 21st, 2007
03:57:41 PM
Jurassic Park. Great moments imbetween dull speaches
by Knobules
Jun 21st, 2007
03:58:26 PM
Jurassic Park. Great moments imbetween dull speaches
by Knobules
Jun 21st, 2007
03:58:32 PM
MacGuffins
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
03:58:33 PM
So, Megaformer, you don't work for AH do you?
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:00:04 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:00:38 PM
I love that apologists have to twist our arguments
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 21st, 2007
04:05:12 PM
The Assumption that good movies..
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
04:06:59 PM
Flames on LamborghiniCuntachStill#1=Hate rz @ TF opening
by Lamerz
Jun 21st, 2007
04:08:27 PM
Superninja
by Colonel Activity
Jun 21st, 2007
04:10:01 PM
TF Wars: Attack of the Apologists
by Lamerz
Jun 21st, 2007
04:11:12 PM
TF Wars: Revenge of the Haterz
by Lamerz
Jun 21st, 2007
04:12:05 PM
But micturatingbenjamin
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 21st, 2007
04:12:33 PM
Fair argument regarding the cartoon
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
04:13:19 PM
TF Wars: Return of the Fuckin Normal People
by Lamerz
Jun 21st, 2007
04:14:26 PM
The review from the junket
by Aqua-Mega-Cock-Man
Jun 21st, 2007
04:15:47 PM
Bad vs. Intentionally Bad
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
04:16:07 PM
Theallseeingeye
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 21st, 2007
04:16:26 PM
finky089, you wanna chill wit Rickey and me?
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:17:58 PM
PS
by Aqua-Mega-Cock-Man
Jun 21st, 2007
04:18:30 PM
Megatron's master Plan
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
04:19:22 PM
IndustryKiller!, it's probably also no coincidence that
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:19:25 PM
Baseless?
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
04:19:42 PM
Ford's Solo in A New Hope was some pretty good-bad
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
04:19:52 PM
correction, finky, ganymede loved the script
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:20:41 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:21:01 PM
Yack, I'd love to but I'm 3000 miles away
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:23:39 PM
DocMHumphrey
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:23:57 PM
DocMHumphrey
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:25:40 PM
I've been wondering that Yack
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:26:55 PM
Jell-O® boobs are fun!
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:27:03 PM
Ricky, you stole my thunder for the description of
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 21st, 2007
04:27:10 PM
Note for the All Seeing Eye...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
04:27:30 PM
Staldo, that would've made a great movie
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:27:56 PM
I don't think he's back under a new TB name
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:28:27 PM
IndustryKiller
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
04:30:09 PM
What I want to know is...
by ChickenDelicious
Jun 21st, 2007
04:31:11 PM
So far (as usual on films like this...)
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
04:32:54 PM
I really think gany is camped out in line for TF
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:33:01 PM
Col, re: Scarecrow in DK.
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:33:25 PM
Colonel Activity
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 21st, 2007
04:33:51 PM
I think Ganymeade wrote the third review
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 21st, 2007
04:34:25 PM
Talkback Logic
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
04:34:40 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
04:35:13 PM
The scripts online match just fine. There are
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:35:54 PM
that should say
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
04:36:01 PM
Well, "more than meets the eye" is not good dialogue
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:36:14 PM
ganymede's T-shirt
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:37:26 PM
Here's the link to some Scarecrow filming pics
by Colonel Activity
Jun 21st, 2007
04:37:38 PM
finky, that gany shirt is hilarious!
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
04:39:03 PM
Whats wrong with the Star Wars script?
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
04:41:30 PM
thanks for the links, Colonel!
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:42:11 PM
Am I listening to myself!?
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
04:43:04 PM
I read the script
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
04:43:41 PM
DocMHumphrey, you're confusing hate with disappointment
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:45:00 PM
No integrity
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
04:45:04 PM
I also don't think Carrie Fisher and Mark Hammil
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:46:33 PM
link again
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
04:50:44 PM
DocMHumphrey
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:51:58 PM
A Test...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
04:52:24 PM
Staldo, most of your argument comes down to opinion
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:53:15 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
04:55:09 PM
micturatingbenjamin - fav action flick
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
04:55:42 PM
ARGUE NERDS!!!!
by BadMrWonka
Jun 21st, 2007
04:57:10 PM
my favorite action flick
by Staldo
Jun 21st, 2007
04:57:59 PM
on a side note:
by BadMrWonka
Jun 21st, 2007
04:59:31 PM
After tallying the votes...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
05:00:05 PM
Nothing beats that final scene in Saving Private Ryan.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 21st, 2007
05:01:13 PM
Uuhhhh
by AllieJamison
Jun 21st, 2007
05:01:47 PM
Great action movies
by Yack Backer
Jun 21st, 2007
05:02:30 PM
Missing the point
by DocMHumphrey
Jun 21st, 2007
05:02:34 PM
Saving Private Ryan
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
05:03:54 PM
TOO SOON!!!
by Pageiv
Jun 21st, 2007
05:13:39 PM
Perhaps I will not have a point on the final product
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:16:06 PM
ok what the fuck?
by sokitome
Jun 21st, 2007
05:17:31 PM
I would like to see a real review of this film as well.
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:18:03 PM
Doc, can you give an example of the garbage
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:19:02 PM
I'd like to see a real review
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
05:21:45 PM
AllSeeiingEye, not really.
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:24:38 PM
dammit!
by Halfbreedqueen
Jun 21st, 2007
05:25:47 PM
Megatron's 30 Minutes...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 21st, 2007
05:27:48 PM
reviews are fucking joke
by sokitome
Jun 21st, 2007
05:27:51 PM
Why is this movie still not rated?
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:28:18 PM
The best movie since. . .
by Big Dick
Jun 21st, 2007
05:29:19 PM
In other words
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
05:32:06 PM
No, if someone just outright hated on it, I would
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:33:04 PM
infinitesimal?
by sokitome
Jun 21st, 2007
05:33:17 PM
DocMHumphrey, I respect your points, but
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:34:09 PM
Or Darth Maul. . .
by Big Dick
Jun 21st, 2007
05:35:56 PM
Raiders- hell yeah
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:36:31 PM
What I am looking for in a review is what I am always
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:37:28 PM
Other Lessons I Learned From RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:38:24 PM
regularface
by sokitome
Jun 21st, 2007
05:38:39 PM
RAIDERS Lesson #3
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:39:26 PM
RAIDERS Lesson #4
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:40:03 PM
RAIDERS Lesson #5
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:41:12 PM
Raiders's script also happens to be perfectly
by superninja
Jun 21st, 2007
05:41:13 PM
What If This Movie Does Badly & GayBays Fans Freak?
by JaySmack
Jun 21st, 2007
05:43:37 PM
Quick Indy IV question for you folks
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:43:42 PM
if it's true
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:44:08 PM
AFI
by sokitome
Jun 21st, 2007
05:44:16 PM
Toht what were some other lessons you learned from it?
by finky089
Jun 21st, 2007
05:46:29 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
by kirttawesomio
Jun 21st, 2007
05:46:53 PM
Reviewer #3 is intentionally being ironic
by DrDestructo
Jun 21st, 2007
05:49:06 PM
you know why it's better since Crank ?...
by ludmir88
Jun 21st, 2007
05:49:46 PM
JaySmack
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jun 21st, 2007
05:53:44 PM
Tightest Movie Ever?
by Big Dick
Jun 21st, 2007
05:55:16 PM
Indiana Jones Fans
by Big Dick