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Behold The Biggest Man-Bitch Of All Time... Trailer for THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS Arrives!

Hey folks, Harry here... there are times that a film is coming... one that you wouldn't think would be worth a shiny brand new quarter... but in fact, it's a film you'll plunk quarter after quarter after quarter and on and on and on till they're all gone for. That's THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS. I saw this film at the Alamo Drafthouse South during SXSW... and folks... it is brilliant.

Remember the original ROCKY? Remember the Hong Kong film I recommended years ago, PING PONG? How about WHEN WE WERE KINGS?

Well, there is a movie... a tiny little documentary... It's about one of the most epic battles in the history of man. David and Goliath. 300 Spartans vs a zillion Persian empire blokes. The Alamo. George W Bush and a Geography test. I'm talking epic odds against ya sort of scenarios.

Well - sometimes the little guy wins, sometimes he don't. Point is, sometimes... just sometimes you've got to step toe to toe with the impossible... like flying into space with a Mac to take out a mothership bent on destroying Planet Earth. Sometimes you have to take that leap. Sometimes you strap your self to a submersible and take the leap off the cliff to the bottomless pit - to save the aliens, to be the hero... to beat Donkey Kong... but sometimes it's about beating the guy that beat Donkey Kong.

This documentary is a wonder. It's easy to be cynical about a film about two guys that play Donkey Kong. This is a tremendous story of going the distance. Of never giving up. Of backstabbing dirty-dealing cowardly actions by a full-blooded kentucky fried chicken-shit in salsa.

A story of heroes... and villains...

Here's the trailer for... THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS!!!

What's your High Score? Can you prove it? Bitch, please. You never saw the fucking kill screen on a single quarter!

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wheres the trailer?
by C0rsair
Jun 19th, 2007
08:14:29 PM
had the text
by HEADGEEK
Jun 19th, 2007
08:15:20 PM
Looks like good fun.
by a goonie
Jun 19th, 2007
08:18:25 PM
That guy loves his hair...
by The Dum Guy
Jun 19th, 2007
08:19:33 PM
Looks good
by lost.rules
Jun 19th, 2007
08:26:39 PM
ok thats stupid but...
by ludmir88
Jun 19th, 2007
08:29:07 PM
It's "ROCKY" with a joystick!!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Jun 19th, 2007
08:30:51 PM
"I'll have to try losing sometime."
by lost.rules
Jun 19th, 2007
08:33:05 PM
I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry...
by Shub-Wankalot
Jun 19th, 2007
08:39:58 PM
Wow
by miceli
Jun 19th, 2007
08:41:40 PM
its sorta like the abortion issue
by slappy jones
Jun 19th, 2007
08:47:49 PM
Looks Amazing...
by Captain Happy
Jun 19th, 2007
08:49:30 PM
The King of Dong: A Fistful of Kong Dong
by GrandMuffTarkin
Jun 19th, 2007
08:55:21 PM
Looks nice...
by BicNowler
Jun 19th, 2007
09:00:33 PM
A.K.A.: WHAT I USED TO DO ALLA TIME BEFORE I GOT LAID
by Pound Sand
Jun 19th, 2007
09:09:06 PM
WOW
by Darth Thoth
Jun 19th, 2007
09:17:10 PM
the abortion line made me choke on my beer
by BadMrWonka
Jun 19th, 2007
09:20:43 PM
Its like The Wizard!!!
by BAN
Jun 19th, 2007
09:23:44 PM
Sweet Jesus.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 19th, 2007
09:38:03 PM
does Jon Gries...
by TheRealSeveren
Jun 19th, 2007
09:52:35 PM
porn star
by Fineus Fog
Jun 19th, 2007
09:56:17 PM
Great Trailer But...
by MediaNerd
Jun 19th, 2007
10:19:58 PM
beautiful
by pencil-man
Jun 19th, 2007
10:24:08 PM
This movie is Awesome
by loonigrrl
Jun 19th, 2007
10:29:38 PM
Buckner & Garcia doing the soundtrack?
by Sir Loin
Jun 19th, 2007
10:35:04 PM
I must see this
by jimmy_009
Jun 19th, 2007
10:41:20 PM
missed this at BIFF
by johnnysunshine
Jun 19th, 2007
10:47:11 PM
classicgamenerd
by proper
Jun 20th, 2007
12:05:11 AM
Damn you Billy Mitchell!
by Orionsangels
Jun 20th, 2007
12:57:49 AM
By 'Man-bitch' I assume you mean Billy Mitchell.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 20th, 2007
01:54:20 AM
JESUS H CHRIST...!!
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Jun 20th, 2007
02:14:34 AM
PING PONG
by conbarba
Jun 20th, 2007
03:34:19 AM
Nice Mullet
by FILMFUNK
Jun 20th, 2007
03:39:06 AM
Um... late review much?
by YouIgnorantGeeks
Jun 20th, 2007
05:22:59 AM
Mega geek..
by Jack Bauer
Jun 20th, 2007
06:08:13 AM
"Much like the abortion issue..."
by LordEnigma
Jun 20th, 2007
06:18:14 AM
The dude with the mullet
by erichaislar
Jun 20th, 2007
08:11:46 AM
But he can fuck you up with
by Jack Bauer
Jun 20th, 2007
08:24:48 AM
Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jun 20th, 2007
09:06:22 AM
and.........
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jun 20th, 2007
09:11:18 AM
FUCK THAT LOOKS HORRID! LIKE A STUDENT FILM
by hatespeech
Jun 20th, 2007
09:38:21 AM
IS IT TRUE?!? DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME!?!?
by TheBaxter
Jun 20th, 2007
09:57:27 AM
Where's the documentary about Pac Man Fever?
by SpyGuy
Jun 20th, 2007
10:04:29 AM
saw this at siff
by rotten666
Jun 20th, 2007
10:04:54 AM
This Looks Amazing
by FlyingGuillotine
Jun 20th, 2007
05:03:26 PM
wait, where are all the tb'ers mad about the Bush line?
by samsquanch
Jun 20th, 2007
06:14:51 PM
You Have No Idea
by Mr. Winston
Jun 20th, 2007
06:29:30 PM
For FUCKS Sake!
by Harry Weinstein
Jun 20th, 2007
08:59:08 PM

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