Hey folks, Harry here... there are times that a film is coming... one that you wouldn't think would be worth a shiny brand new quarter... but in fact, it's a film you'll plunk quarter after quarter after quarter and on and on and on till they're all gone for. That's THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS. I saw this film at the Alamo Drafthouse South during SXSW... and folks... it is brilliant. Remember the original ROCKY? Remember the Hong Kong film I recommended years ago, PING PONG? How about WHEN WE WERE KINGS? Well, there is a movie... a tiny little documentary... It's about one of the most epic battles in the history of man. David and Goliath. 300 Spartans vs a zillion Persian empire blokes. The Alamo. George W Bush and a Geography test. I'm talking epic odds against ya sort of scenarios. Well - sometimes the little guy wins, sometimes he don't. Point is, sometimes... just sometimes you've got to step toe to toe with the impossible... like flying into space with a Mac to take out a mothership bent on destroying Planet Earth. Sometimes you have to take that leap. Sometimes you strap your self to a submersible and take the leap off the cliff to the bottomless pit - to save the aliens, to be the hero... to beat Donkey Kong... but sometimes it's about beating the guy that beat Donkey Kong. This documentary is a wonder. It's easy to be cynical about a film about two guys that play Donkey Kong. This is a tremendous story of going the distance. Of never giving up. Of backstabbing dirty-dealing cowardly actions by a full-blooded kentucky fried chicken-shit in salsa. A story of heroes... and villains... Here's the trailer for... THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS!!!

What's your High Score? Can you prove it? Bitch, please. You never saw the fucking kill screen on a single quarter!