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Massawyrm Sees FANTASTIC FOUR: ROTS And Declares: MEMFLIX WAS RIGHT!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

The rumors are true and the bets are being settled. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is an astounding, unbelievable, monumental…piece of shit. No, really. When Bill O’Reilly gets around to seeing this, he’s going to tender his resignation the moment he realizes that Fox not only sanctioned, but paid for, an abortion. Unlike its predecessor, this movie starts off bad and continues to get worse. So let’s lay our cards on the table, shall we?

If you are not a comic book fan, a comic book movie fan or have share no love of the Fantastic Four outside of the previous film and maybe a cartoon series…the following review is NOT FOR YOU. Seriously. I’m a fanboy. I rant, I rave, I spray nerd juice all over the fucking place. If you’re the type of person who thought X-Men 3 was a Fun summer blockbuster or Okay for what it was or that the first Fantastic Four movie was a fun film, I highly recommend you back out of this window now – or at least jump to talkback, share your snark and then continue on your merry way. We will not see eye to eye on this and my review will be completely useless to you. Okay? There. I have been completely honest with you. This review is coming to you through dork-tinted glasses.

When it comes to the original Fantastic Four, I tend to fall dead even with the general consensus. It got as much right as it got wrong. So imagine my surprise when this movie not only starts off on the wrong foot, but hops on it the whole way. There is so much wrong with this that it has to be seen to be believed – not that I’d recommend that to anyone but my most fervent of enemies. The first act is entirely a series of terrible slapstick jokes about being members of the Fantastic Four. We’re talking gawd-awful shit so bad you expect some old vaudevillian/Hanna Barbara sound effects and a rim shot to follow each of them up. They even sink so low as to hit you with a Thing’s Dork made of Rock joke. Such is the juvenile, complete disrespect of the material.

And that’s just how this begins.

Then, once they’ve gotten through the initial set up and finish explaining that they give exactly fuck and all about the material they’re handling, they introduce the Silver Surfer, the one redeeming aspect of the whole film. The five to ten minutes we spend with Lawrence Fishburne’s Norrin Radd is about the only moments of the film that are tolerable, if not enjoyable. They get him right. Of course, he’s not on screen long enough to get fucked up, nor does he ever crack one of the tasteless, puerile jokes.

The rest of the Fantastic Four fare about the same. Ioan Gruffudd is still struggling at his feeble attempt at Reed Richards. And Jessica Alba – well, as hot as she may be, in a town full of fucking blondes, they hired the only Brunette – and the worst part of her playing Sue Storm is that when she's not just totally wrong for the part, you just can't take your eyes off of her creepy fake ass blue contacts. Seriously guys. If you care so little about getting Sue right, does her eye color really fucking matter that much? And the Thing still looks fake as all hell. So much for the theory that they'd make him rockier over time. And does Chiklis have it in his contract somewhere that he has to appear without makeup in so many scenes in each film? Because I don't think in over 500 issues the Thing has turned human as many times as he has in this two movie series.

Once again, the only character that hits the mark is Chris Evans Johnny Storm. But even he gets a bit too bogged down in one-liners, as well as plays party to all the very worst moments in the film.

Really, this feels like a terrible parody of this famed super team. I don't care how goofy and kitschy the Fantastic Four got in the comics at times. They were never a Warner Brothers cartoon. This might as well be – without actually being funny like a WB cartoon. So bad was this at times that I was waiting for the Mad TV actors to appear, playing major roles. And if you doubt me, wait until you see the scene in which the Fantastic Car shows up. Oh lord, just you wait. There is such a sacrilegious setup, such a you just wouldn't believe it if I told you moment, that IT WILL BECOME LEGENDARY. Guys – this is nipples on the batsuit bad.

And really, that's what kills this movie. Sure, fine, whatever – turn Galactus into a giant space tornado and don't let him appear at all. Keep Dr. Doom shooting balls of electricity. Have the military treat reed Richards like shit every time they need his help to a point at which it makes no sense. That's the kind of shit you could get away with if you got the soul of the movie right. But they don't. They fail, once again, to get the soul right – only this time, they don't even appear to be trying. So things like Giant Space Tornado, Eater of Worlds (AKA Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film) kind of sticks out like a cold sore on a stripper.

Could this movie be worse? Only a bit. It could be a bit more boring, and piss you off just a slight bit more. But that would require effort. Something this franchise has shown very little of. Not Recommended. Not even a little bit.

Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm

I'd like to let the filmmakers know that my sack is available for their gargling pleasure anytime.

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FIRST!!!
by Jellylover
Jun 15th, 2007
08:29:21 AM
MEMFLIX is da F----n' MAN!!!
by C00L DUD3
Jun 15th, 2007
08:32:44 AM
O.k
by killing joker
Jun 15th, 2007
08:33:59 AM
lol
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
08:34:30 AM
Memflix and the 7000 MySpace friends of doom
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
08:34:33 AM
Look, you don't need to be...
by Oceanlizard
Jun 15th, 2007
08:34:47 AM
Still Going...
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Jun 15th, 2007
08:36:19 AM
It sucks? How shocking.
by Movietool
Jun 15th, 2007
08:36:44 AM
so who do we believe Harry or Massa?
by ilander66
Jun 15th, 2007
08:37:14 AM
Thought so...
by Jakes Nel
Jun 15th, 2007
08:37:28 AM
I will see this...but I don't really want to
by Sparhawk38
Jun 15th, 2007
08:37:57 AM
F4 was a fun film and X3 was a fun summer blockbuster
by UserIDGoesHere
Jun 15th, 2007
08:38:01 AM
Really, did we expect anything else?
by greyspecter
Jun 15th, 2007
08:38:15 AM
memflix is an asshole and so are you..........
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jun 15th, 2007
08:38:38 AM
like we all didn't see this
by nostatic
Jun 15th, 2007
08:39:37 AM
ilander66
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
08:40:56 AM
I'm not getting on this wagon...
by somaobi
Jun 15th, 2007
08:41:47 AM
I am not seeing this.
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 15th, 2007
08:45:15 AM
MEMFLIX....
by lost.rules
Jun 15th, 2007
08:45:59 AM
I keep telling everybody this will suck
by vanfan
Jun 15th, 2007
08:46:19 AM
ROTS? i didnt know the sith was in fantastic four!
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
08:50:52 AM
What's wrong with a little "Thing's dork is made
by Borgnine JR
Jun 15th, 2007
08:51:50 AM
More polarizing than The Sopranos finale?
by tonagan
Jun 15th, 2007
08:52:03 AM
BILL COSBY WAS RIGHT.
by DanDelion
Jun 15th, 2007
08:52:15 AM
Best review I've read yet!
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 15th, 2007
08:52:26 AM
Maybe they should cancel this and turn it into a comic.
by tonagan
Jun 15th, 2007
08:52:58 AM
I don't generally trust Massa...
by stones_throw
Jun 15th, 2007
08:53:47 AM
If you want to see a far superior version...
by greyspecter
Jun 15th, 2007
08:56:33 AM
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jun 15th, 2007
08:57:01 AM
well spidey 3 had a great first half and great action
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
09:07:05 AM
If you want to see a funnier version...
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 15th, 2007
09:07:08 AM
^ as i just said in the other rotss talkback
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
09:07:33 AM
Indeed...
by Quintus_Arrius
Jun 15th, 2007
09:09:55 AM
Doesn't Buick make the Fantastic Car?
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 15th, 2007
09:13:53 AM
the roger corman version is hilarious!
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
09:14:53 AM
and when sue storm discovers shes invisble
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
09:18:16 AM
and when sue storm discovers shes invisble
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
09:18:16 AM
A message to DC Comics/Warner Bros....
by Abin Sur
Jun 15th, 2007
09:20:38 AM
Jessica Alba: Sellout of the Year?
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2007
09:21:06 AM
As much as I wanted to see this...
by mr dark
Jun 15th, 2007
09:26:20 AM
TheGhostWhoLurks
by Rupee88
Jun 15th, 2007
09:28:14 AM
chiklis
by blacklodgebob
Jun 15th, 2007
09:28:50 AM
Did anyone really think it would be good?
by ls420
Jun 15th, 2007
09:34:21 AM
I just watched Ghost Rider
by erichaislar
Jun 15th, 2007
09:36:58 AM
Let Fox burn in hell
by jro123
Jun 15th, 2007
09:38:58 AM
Of course it's crap! It looked it from the start!
by kevred
Jun 15th, 2007
09:40:29 AM
Solarbabies
by Spandau Belly
Jun 15th, 2007
09:44:06 AM
YEAH! YOU TELL'EM MASSA!
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
09:45:31 AM
MASSA gives the comicFan review, which is important
by George Newman
Jun 15th, 2007
09:46:30 AM
yeah ok...
by radjac33
Jun 15th, 2007
09:48:23 AM
I blame the pandering to kids for this
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
09:50:47 AM
Massawyrm you are vile
by kafka07
Jun 15th, 2007
09:51:44 AM
why is this the only thing coming out this weekend?
by supermarch
Jun 15th, 2007
09:53:38 AM
better than Emo-Man 3 but
by kafka07
Jun 15th, 2007
09:53:46 AM
When Marvel gets to Captain America ...
by Boris Baddenov
Jun 15th, 2007
09:54:07 AM
Memflix's 7000 MySpace friends...
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
09:55:05 AM
I am very suprsed(not) that site didnt cover the news
by emeraldboy
Jun 15th, 2007
10:00:35 AM
DC might over take marvel
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
10:02:15 AM
Hmmm...
by Colin62
Jun 15th, 2007
10:02:26 AM
AND MARVEL HELP YOURSELF BY CASTING TERRY CREWS AS
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
10:03:21 AM
"this movie not only starts off on the wrong foot,
by Farley Flavors
Jun 15th, 2007
10:03:35 AM
GurEzon
by emeraldboy
Jun 15th, 2007
10:04:26 AM
Jessica Alba does not want to be Latin (quotes)
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jun 15th, 2007
10:07:21 AM
Kick Harry out of this place
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:07:27 AM
FF was juvenile in the first place...
by Batutta
Jun 15th, 2007
10:08:17 AM
Americans have no taste and no culture
by Gothmoth
Jun 15th, 2007
10:08:37 AM
No emerald boy.
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:09:29 AM
The way things are going with DC comic book movies
by emeraldboy
Jun 15th, 2007
10:11:02 AM
Whose photo is that?
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 15th, 2007
10:11:18 AM
Tegujal batir
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:12:18 AM
Oh God LOL
by Robots In Das Guys
Jun 15th, 2007
10:13:09 AM
im puerto rican and i love it
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
10:13:13 AM
GurzEon
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
10:13:16 AM
No, it still sucks
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:14:56 AM
Some of the imagery makes me want to see it
by superninja
Jun 15th, 2007
10:15:56 AM
Dem shud have let da Bay direct tis'
by Kragmose
Jun 15th, 2007
10:16:23 AM
Even as a child
by DeadPanWalking
Jun 15th, 2007
10:17:14 AM
DeadPanWalking
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:20:06 AM
Jean Luc Dickhard--
by Batutta
Jun 15th, 2007
10:21:01 AM
Fantastic Four for kids = Nipples on Memflix
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
10:22:27 AM
DeadPanWalking, because for all of the corny
by superninja
Jun 15th, 2007
10:25:06 AM
Well said NachoNegro
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:25:20 AM
Someone stop Tim Story before he fucks up The Losers
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:26:33 AM
Flames on GurzEon = Memflix's 7000 MySpace friends
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
10:27:17 AM
Meh.
by Pompoulus
Jun 15th, 2007
10:28:42 AM
NachoNegro
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:29:56 AM
GurzEon's flaming nipples = Harry's Hostel 2 Review
by NachoNegro
Jun 15th, 2007
10:32:33 AM
Alba looks stupid. She is much prettier just
by superninja
Jun 15th, 2007
10:32:41 AM
Alba looks like she lives on the dark side of
by superninja
Jun 15th, 2007
10:35:01 AM
ALBA IS STILL FUCK WORTHY IN THIS MOVIE
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
10:37:55 AM
Demand a remake!
by jro123
Jun 15th, 2007
10:38:07 AM
Good idea jro
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:39:15 AM
DeadPanWalking
by SlickyVonBoner
Jun 15th, 2007
10:43:43 AM
im sorry but the first half of spidey 3 and all of the
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
10:45:48 AM
SlickyVonBoner..
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
10:47:19 AM
your review is funny....
by yeah i'm a jerk!
Jun 15th, 2007
10:51:08 AM
I've never been a fan of Marvel...................
by lobo44319
Jun 15th, 2007
10:51:56 AM
This TOTALLY captured the spirit of $s 48-50...
by lettersoftransit
Jun 15th, 2007
10:53:50 AM
Oh NO, more people enjoyed the movie
by SlickyVonBoner
Jun 15th, 2007
11:00:09 AM
yeah, SlickyVonBoner
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
11:02:09 AM
I agree with GurzEon
by rogmel
Jun 15th, 2007
11:07:27 AM
Yeah, gee whiz.
by Pompoulus
Jun 15th, 2007
11:11:36 AM
Yeah, I can't wait to pay my $10
by SlickyVonBoner
Jun 15th, 2007
11:11:51 AM
The Fantastic Car is...........
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
11:16:42 AM
Morons perpetuating bad comic book movies
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
11:17:56 AM
I believe in you, Massawyrm.
by MC Vamp
Jun 15th, 2007
11:18:03 AM
Alba
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
11:19:47 AM
LOBO????????
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
11:21:11 AM
Keep payin'-Keep eatin shit sandwiches
by revenge_flicks
Jun 15th, 2007
11:28:48 AM
.......can't wait........
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
11:29:06 AM
COULD SOMEONE ANSWER ME THIS QUESTION???
by i eat cannibals
Jun 15th, 2007
11:30:37 AM
Lobo
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
11:30:48 AM
If Chris Evans is the best thing in a movie, you've got
by Mr. Mcpoops
Jun 15th, 2007
11:32:07 AM
They gave it to Tim Story..
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
11:33:17 AM
Wes from Angel should have been Mr. Fantastic
by Mr. Mcpoops
Jun 15th, 2007
11:33:20 AM
blacklodgebob: chiklis
by ByTor
Jun 15th, 2007
11:33:55 AM
I agree with MC Vamp...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 15th, 2007
11:35:02 AM
Oh Massa....
by Grendy
Jun 15th, 2007
11:35:09 AM
Tegujai Batir: contacts
by ByTor
Jun 15th, 2007
11:35:34 AM
Ok, that's it...
by cornponious
Jun 15th, 2007
11:40:36 AM
Yeah is Jessica Alba Black, Latin or Blatin?
by Darkcityuk
Jun 15th, 2007
11:44:05 AM
DisplayTable ?
by NunPuncher
Jun 15th, 2007
11:45:31 AM
Still...
by ewokstew
Jun 15th, 2007
11:49:36 AM
Saw it last night. It was pretty good.
by Freakemovie
Jun 15th, 2007
11:58:56 AM
I have a question
by davida4348
Jun 15th, 2007
12:06:00 PM
Brilliant
by Johnny_Boy
Jun 15th, 2007
12:09:47 PM
DeadPanWalking's heavy lifting...
by frostyxc
Jun 15th, 2007
12:16:59 PM
nice review massa
by thekylegassproject
Jun 15th, 2007
12:17:45 PM
No Culture in America?
by Bluejack
Jun 15th, 2007
12:18:40 PM
this is a great movie
by sunwukong86
Jun 15th, 2007
12:18:45 PM
Massawyrm's review is negated by two things...
by Err
Jun 15th, 2007
12:19:58 PM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
by UltimaRex
Jun 15th, 2007
12:22:01 PM
I think they fixed it this time around!!!!
by ac5974
Jun 15th, 2007
12:22:46 PM
"the Memflix situation"
by Fabulous Freak
Jun 15th, 2007
12:31:48 PM
Claiming Memflix will cause anyone to lose credibilty.
by captboulder
Jun 15th, 2007
12:38:14 PM
Hey Fabulous Freak
by davida4348
Jun 15th, 2007
12:41:18 PM
yep. memflix was right.
by mrdinky
Jun 15th, 2007
12:41:30 PM
cornponious hit the nail on the head !!!
by paulyd30
Jun 15th, 2007
12:42:04 PM
the not so mysteriouss mystery of Memflix
by Kizeesh
Jun 15th, 2007
12:43:39 PM
thankyou david
by Fabulous Freak
Jun 15th, 2007
12:50:10 PM
Is anyone surprised?
by ZombieKeef
Jun 15th, 2007
12:51:21 PM
the comic book is, umm...
by JoeBoozio
Jun 15th, 2007
12:55:34 PM
The real problem with FF...
by shitstorm23
Jun 15th, 2007
12:58:04 PM
Massawyrm, Have You Ever Read A FF Comic?
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 15th, 2007
01:09:33 PM
memflix
by El Borak
Jun 15th, 2007
01:11:31 PM
Is MEMflix a god?
by Crazy_Ralph_07
Jun 15th, 2007
01:17:01 PM
Massawyrm's reviews absolutely blow...
by Err
Jun 15th, 2007
01:17:24 PM
well la di da
by McClane_Corleone
Jun 15th, 2007
01:24:35 PM
Memflix is a retard
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
01:25:37 PM
Polarized Reviews = Fanboy Mentality.
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 15th, 2007
01:29:20 PM
bleah
by LabattsBleu
Jun 15th, 2007
01:29:42 PM
BTW, Me Reviewing Comics Here...
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 15th, 2007
01:30:29 PM
Well
by Crazy_Ralph_07
Jun 15th, 2007
01:34:58 PM
Wow, Buzz I'm glad you got out of reviewing comics!
by captboulder
Jun 15th, 2007
01:37:07 PM
Tim Story deserves an Oscar . . .
by Dr.Sonus
Jun 15th, 2007
01:39:30 PM
Alba as Sue Storm...
by Kid Z
Jun 15th, 2007
01:43:03 PM
HAHA!!!! BAY WILL FUK YUR EYES IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!
by GARTHIMUS
Jun 15th, 2007
01:44:06 PM
I WANT MY 2 HOURS BACK
by aportee
Jun 15th, 2007
01:45:21 PM
Vastly improved
by darquelyte
Jun 15th, 2007
01:49:41 PM
FF2 was an improvement over the first
by DeusExMachina
Jun 15th, 2007
01:50:19 PM
You take this shit seriously don't you?
by metaluna
Jun 15th, 2007
01:54:18 PM
For just $7 an hour, you can get yourself fired....
by Kai_Mah'gra
Jun 15th, 2007
01:58:20 PM
Did anyone else watch those old FF4 cartoons?
by The Dum Guy
Jun 15th, 2007
02:04:12 PM
MEMFLIX A GOD?
by mr dark
Jun 15th, 2007
02:05:57 PM
Metaluna
by trombone
Jun 15th, 2007
02:09:27 PM
Thanks Massa!
by trombone
Jun 15th, 2007
02:10:02 PM
MEMFLIX likes Penis
by milak83
Jun 15th, 2007
02:17:44 PM
First off, I think what Memflix did was wrong..
by glodene
Jun 15th, 2007
02:21:24 PM
FF42 BETTER THEN EMO SPIDEY
by milak83
Jun 15th, 2007
02:28:14 PM
RE: Jessica Alba does not want to be Latin
by Prof. Brainiac
Jun 15th, 2007
02:29:49 PM
aportee
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
02:34:21 PM
Transformers at its best...........
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
02:36:02 PM
Glodene: Fox shits on ALL it's franchises now
by Jack Burton
Jun 15th, 2007
02:37:19 PM
GARTHIMUS
by downtheriver3
Jun 15th, 2007
02:37:30 PM
Actually...
by avenger147
Jun 15th, 2007
02:41:48 PM
glodene WTF?
by trombone
Jun 15th, 2007
02:44:05 PM
Just seen it
by Wyrdy the Gerbil
Jun 15th, 2007
02:46:54 PM
This is not better than Spider-Man 3
by BrowncoatJedi
Jun 15th, 2007
02:52:00 PM
Waaaaaaaay better then Spider-man 3
by milak83
Jun 15th, 2007
02:57:45 PM
Massa
by mr dark
Jun 15th, 2007
03:12:47 PM
This mans not far wrong
by drunkenmonkey73
Jun 15th, 2007
03:16:05 PM
REMEMBER THE MEMFLIX
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Jun 15th, 2007
03:16:52 PM
Master Worm has chosen HD-DVD...here's why...
by Atticus Finch
Jun 15th, 2007
03:21:15 PM
Great Movie! (Or: I Can't Believe I Said That)
by topaz4206
Jun 15th, 2007
03:21:30 PM
Wait a minute, what did the first one get RIGHT?
by Vern
Jun 15th, 2007
03:26:39 PM
This Movie was a worthless waste of 2 hours.
by ShiniGamiSan
Jun 15th, 2007
03:34:30 PM
Good Call Vern
by dixieflyer
Jun 15th, 2007
03:41:07 PM
I just got back from seeing it....
by Magic Rat
Jun 15th, 2007
03:52:10 PM
Vern is my hero
by ByTor
Jun 15th, 2007
04:00:34 PM
Re: Tim Story desreves an Oscar...
by mr dark
Jun 15th, 2007
04:00:37 PM
I guess if you don't think ever movie sucks...
by Angelus_420
Jun 15th, 2007
04:28:29 PM
Ioan Gruffudd?
by Nodwick
Jun 15th, 2007
04:30:05 PM
Soooo.....
by mrwilson2000
Jun 15th, 2007
04:36:03 PM
one more thing
by drunkenmonkey73
Jun 15th, 2007
04:36:43 PM
High Hopes
by mrjoker
Jun 15th, 2007
04:37:45 PM
What they got right:
by PervOmatic
Jun 15th, 2007
04:40:08 PM
Pedestrian - Defintion; See Tim Story
by Batutta
Jun 15th, 2007
04:42:49 PM
Here's the part you'd like Vern
by ChiTownsBest
Jun 15th, 2007
04:44:27 PM
These reviews, positive and negative alike, are crap
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 15th, 2007
04:48:35 PM
as much as i
by phoenixmagi
Jun 15th, 2007
05:01:24 PM
peurile? Dude, your chosen avatar is a guy sitting on
by Snowden's Secret
Jun 15th, 2007
05:02:28 PM
Sounds like PogoPope is an FF Fanboy Uber.
by TomBodet
Jun 15th, 2007
05:16:42 PM
Yeah yeah piece of shit...RIGHT.
by LordEnigma
Jun 15th, 2007
05:23:22 PM
My Balls itch
by dramirezs23
Jun 15th, 2007
05:31:14 PM
Tim Story
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
05:31:38 PM
Ghost Rider wasn't THAT bad.......
by Jimmy Jazz
Jun 15th, 2007
05:32:06 PM
Vern
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 15th, 2007
05:40:05 PM
At least they got the names right...
by LargoJr
Jun 15th, 2007
05:48:07 PM
Can someone tell me in the comic how Surfer ....
by Defiant
Jun 15th, 2007
05:49:01 PM
I'm sick
by dramirezs23
Jun 15th, 2007
05:58:09 PM
The moral of the whole thing is
by GurzEon
Jun 15th, 2007
06:00:32 PM
FF2 was shit from the start- we all knew it!
by Violator90
Jun 15th, 2007
06:01:00 PM
Violator90
by dramirezs23
Jun 15th, 2007
06:09:12 PM
VERN
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
06:10:44 PM
IF I COME OUT THINKING THIS MOVIE WAS BETTER THAN
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
06:12:34 PM
Why, why, why?
by new alien
Jun 15th, 2007
06:13:02 PM
Best Quote
by Pompoulus
Jun 15th, 2007
06:16:48 PM
Sorry to interrupt
by Mockingbuddha
Jun 15th, 2007
06:19:17 PM
Disagree
by Roboteer
Jun 15th, 2007
06:26:02 PM
Read this off the CNN article
by dramirezs23
Jun 15th, 2007
06:28:58 PM
i meant bb wasnt a sell out
by phoenixmagi
Jun 15th, 2007
06:28:59 PM
The Reason Jesse was fired
by MEMFLIXsFormerBoss
Jun 15th, 2007
06:31:36 PM
downtheriver3
by aportee
Jun 15th, 2007
06:45:37 PM
memflixs boss -your probably not even his former boss
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
06:50:53 PM
So it is what it looks like? Poop
by SoylentMean
Jun 15th, 2007
06:51:53 PM
NEVERMIND
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
07:01:22 PM
One shitfest down... Transformers next!!
by football
Jun 15th, 2007
07:07:51 PM
FF2..
by 69DUDE
Jun 15th, 2007
07:09:04 PM
transformers will be action fuckin packed
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
07:12:23 PM
How the comics ended
by ShiniGamiSan
Jun 15th, 2007
07:16:23 PM
You know what REALLY pisses me off?
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 15th, 2007
07:19:55 PM
Cotton McKnight
by The Dum Guy
Jun 15th, 2007
07:23:57 PM
Product Placement--Dodge Fantasticar
by filegumbo
Jun 15th, 2007
07:24:14 PM
Dude, I gots to get me a Fatasticar...
by SoylentMean
Jun 15th, 2007
07:31:48 PM
No "N" makes for one FATasticar
by SoylentMean
Jun 15th, 2007
07:33:40 PM
Must agree w/ Noted_Sage Cotton_McKnight.
by TomBodet
Jun 15th, 2007
07:42:23 PM
The Dum Guy...
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 15th, 2007
07:44:05 PM
Superman Returns was a good movie
by Forestal
Jun 15th, 2007
07:56:01 PM
Awesome Movie
by jimmyc
Jun 15th, 2007
08:05:08 PM
Superman Returns was not a good movie. At all.
by TallBoy66
Jun 15th, 2007
08:30:48 PM
tallboy66-i live on earth
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
08:35:31 PM
No FF3! Start the franchise over! Finale SPOILER ahead
by strosmer
Jun 15th, 2007
08:40:39 PM
Tegujai Batir (this post is way up there)
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 15th, 2007
08:41:11 PM
This movie sucked BUT....
by D'Jesus
Jun 15th, 2007
08:48:37 PM
This movie sucked BUT....
by D'Jesus
Jun 15th, 2007
08:48:57 PM
How did Doom steal the Surfer's powers in the comic?
by Defiant
Jun 15th, 2007
08:50:19 PM
Was there a comic story of them switching powers?
by Defiant
Jun 15th, 2007
08:51:34 PM
Best Superhero Movie this year!
by Stankirby1
Jun 15th, 2007
08:58:13 PM
Is anyone else as pissed off about the Memflix thing
by trombone
Jun 15th, 2007
09:11:46 PM
Super Skrull deserves better
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 15th, 2007
09:14:36 PM
trombone
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 15th, 2007
09:18:25 PM
Not a troll, not a plant, Big time comic book geek...
by W3bzpinn3r
Jun 15th, 2007
09:24:24 PM
I'm an Uber FF Fan...
by dark_mullet
Jun 15th, 2007
09:27:06 PM
What the fuck happened to my post here?
by DanDelion
Jun 15th, 2007
09:41:18 PM
Bad
by Cobbio
Jun 15th, 2007
09:57:46 PM
Why I Fired Memflix
by MEMFLIXsFormerBoss
Jun 15th, 2007
10:21:54 PM
I dont get it...that was a BADASS movie!!
by jojo-pimp
Jun 15th, 2007
10:23:11 PM
Wow, and people are comparing FF to Spidey 3?
by rbatty024
Jun 15th, 2007
11:37:03 PM
Rediculous even for a comic book?
by Pompoulus
Jun 16th, 2007
12:05:52 AM
Get a fucking life
by MatchesMalone
Jun 16th, 2007
12:05:55 AM
It's cool when Doom talks in third person and
by superninja
Jun 16th, 2007
12:06:59 AM
Well, ideally--
by Pompoulus
Jun 16th, 2007
12:29:30 AM
I'm going with the no willpower.
by superninja
Jun 16th, 2007
12:44:27 AM
You wanna see the Silver Surfer...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 16th, 2007
01:10:35 AM
But being undisciplined is a hallmark of
by superninja
Jun 16th, 2007
01:16:05 AM
If you want to see the real
by Mockingbuddha
Jun 16th, 2007
01:53:05 AM
beyond horrible
by bitemeballs
Jun 16th, 2007
02:16:31 AM
Did anyone else notice this product placement?
by InstantClassic
Jun 16th, 2007
02:46:09 AM
THIS MOVIE SUCKED A FAT BABIES BALLS
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 16th, 2007
02:53:43 AM
this guy on imdb makes sense of the galactus cloud
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 16th, 2007
05:32:24 AM
Silver Surfer Movie Screenplay
by WASPFAN
Jun 16th, 2007
07:53:28 AM
SURFER WAS GREAT
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 16th, 2007
09:06:07 AM
supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell is TOTALLY RIGHT
by JT Styler
Jun 16th, 2007
02:07:40 PM
It's the FF in a Barbershop world
by jorson2
Jun 16th, 2007
03:10:11 PM
Best Movie Ever!
by fedrich519
Jun 16th, 2007
05:05:14 PM
surfer captured by the U.S. military!
by bitemeballs
Jun 16th, 2007
06:29:01 PM
I watched it.. AND LIKED IT!!!
by nrn
Jun 16th, 2007
06:41:07 PM
Make your own movie
by tormys
Jun 16th, 2007
08:33:47 PM
I Must Admit.... I Liked It!
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 16th, 2007
10:59:50 PM
I kinda enjoyed it
by GregoryHarbin
Jun 16th, 2007
11:02:32 PM
It was a fun movie
by V-man
Jun 17th, 2007
12:16:17 AM
Weel thats saved me both time and money.
by Reelheed
Jun 17th, 2007
07:15:29 AM
No Joe Satriani
by Rikrik the White
Jun 17th, 2007
09:33:38 AM
Write a better one Fanboy
by Seasonalalrg
Jun 17th, 2007
10:23:28 AM
He's right...what shit! Silver Surfer though...
by FrankTheCrank
Jun 17th, 2007
12:02:17 PM
Hell...
by new alien
Jun 17th, 2007
01:50:44 PM
This what I have been saying for YEARS!
by crispyman
Jun 17th, 2007
02:11:11 PM
Spielberg was born to do FF
by bitemeballs
Jun 17th, 2007
06:52:57 PM
what is it with this site???
by markmerlin
Jun 19th, 2007
11:49:40 PM

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