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BLACKBOOK hottie Carice Van Houten has joined the Bryan Singer, Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise WW2 flick VALKYRIE!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This project sounds great. A men on a mission WW2 flick written by Christopher McQuarrie, directed by Bryan Singer and starring Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh and now the gorgeous Carice Van Houten. Rumor has it she's playing Cruise's character's wife. Remember, she's also supposed to be the next Bond girl as well.
The story originated here... in Dutch!!!
This project keeps looking better and better. And more Carice Van Houten is always good news.
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So very hot.
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Is it a remake? I only watch things I've seen before.
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Interesting cast being put together for this one; hopefully it's decent.
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...Unless she films Valkyrie really fast....
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I wonder where this'll take place. Everyone always wants to make WWII films about Europe where the US kicked ass. Why does the Bloody Pacific get ignored so much? Is it because we got our ass kicked back so much there?
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I Like Singer's work, but I don't think I want to see Tom Cruise bastardizing the image of G.I. Joe. Not that I was a fan before, but his run in War of the Worlds was so awful it made me want to ignore anything with his name attached. He's lucky he had Abrams to make him look good in MI:III. I'm sure getting to play off of Philip Seymour Hoffman didn't hurt either. -
Prediction: Cruise plays a talented but cocky WWIIist who learns some tough life lessons before having sex more than once with Van Houten.
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If so, i'm sure they'll be finish with her scenes before she was needed for bond...
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"We're not at war."
"Yes, we are, Tom. This is World War II. Now, please come out of the foxhole."
"But...but...but I'm not in the foxhole."
"Yes, you are, Tom. Yes, you are." -
Cruise starring opposite hot, sexy, up and coming foreign actress, hmmm, how does this story end again? Seriously though, regardless of what you think about the whacked out little scientologist, anyone who can ride their cruise missle from Mimi Rogers to Nicole Kidman to Penelope Cruz to Katie Holmes aint *that* far gone...Anyway, really looking forward to this flick personally.
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Milhouse's cousin right?
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a) Cruise doesn't try and recruit her into his cult
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b) Bryan Singer isn't insane like Paul Verhoeven and spends a whole day filming a sequence where Carice is covered in human shit. -
In 2007, she's Skanktastic!
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WWIIist?!
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...quarterbackist, fighter pilotist, car salesmanist, bartenderist, pool sharkist, sci-fi detectivist, super spyist, contract killerist, sports agentist, race car driverist...it don't matterist, bra...
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Great, another believeable beard...
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Enough of depicting the horrors of warfare, just give us a modern-day Dirty Dozen.
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This is defiantly a 'Mmmmmmmmmmm' type situation. On one hand: every Cruise film is more than acceptable as a piece of worthwhile cinema. In the other hand: we have Singer, who has some real poopers under his belt. If its an 'R' rating then I'm in like Flint. If its 'PG', then I'm going to strangle the homeless vagrant that sleeps in the park behind my house. Bry-Bry; if you screw another one up, murder and 'Superman Returns' will be on your hands. Keep that shit in mind, Sissy. TB'ers love movies more than you do. We are sick, sick beasts that should be shunned by all decent, Lord-fearing folk. Cheerfully, you're far from decent, so don't let us down! (And don't let Cruise put that Voodoo curse on you. He's 100% Alien Free, don't cha know?)
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So this movie is pure science fiction. Man I love WW2 flicks. Man I HATE Tom Cruise. Why him? Hasn't Hollywood blackballed that nutcase yet?
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I didn't know you spoke Dutch! I'm impressed. I dabble in the language a bit myself. Ise vould paintsen das gutssen of de actressen Carice voorts meinen seemens.
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Download and save: ,
http://tinyurl.com/2tzylb
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She's also a very nice person.
Morpheus is Dutch -
What an utter disappointment that Black Book was.No sex whatsoever and when that blonde bird got her mams out the right one was really weird and her nipple seemed to be looking at the floor while her left was looking up.Haven't seen weirder yet strangely-alluring knockers since Jo Guest spunk rack.
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if Singer hadn't been the man responsible for Superman Returns
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With a friggin man-on-a-mission story?
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Jun 14, 2007 4:22:18 AM CDT
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE SUPERMAN FIGHT SOMEONE
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
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as Cruise these days is searching for a flat in Berlin/Potsdam to live here while making a movie about Graf Stauffenberg, who (togehter with other conspirers) tried to assassinate Hitler, i suppose this is the WWII-flick in question
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After that charisma-free ape Daniel Craig, I'm willing to believe they'll cast anybody in the Bond role.
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Is that the Daniel Craig who works at the fishshop? He's a bit bland. Cant be the kick-ass hard ass top actor whos just re-invented Bond. Silly boy. Do you write for Craigisnotbond.com?
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That's not Dutch, it seems to be a combination of Dutch and German. I do get what he wants to say however, which in Dutch spells as 'de actrice Carice is erg lekker en ze maakt me hard in mijn broek': an immature remark about getting an erection from the hotness that is Carice.
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That sucks balls.
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Dit suig ballas.
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so one of the two directors in hollywood best known for being gay gets cruise for his next movie. anyone else think the scientologists are behind this? "shit, katie's not working, just like mimi and nicole and penelope didn't work... plus we got this gay director telling him god knows what.. how do we make this guy straight? i know: a european accent!" i'm with you Sledge Hammer. Katie Holmes has filled her contract and borne him L. Ron Jr., now she can leave and let the crazy parade continue.
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He's always got a joke to tell and a twinkle in his eye. It's a shame he has the same name as that craterfaced actor from Layer Cake.
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We shall have to agree to disagree *cough held-his-own-against-paul newman-and-tom hanks cough*
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so hot in Black Book. damn!
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I've enjoyed many of Craig's movies. I even liked watching Casino Royale. I just feel they have nothing to do with James Bond as portrayed in all the other films excluding License To Kill, which had even less to do with James Bond than Casino Royale.
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nothing else needs saying
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Does Houten. In the same way that Blanchett does. Strong features, real class and actual sexiness, not this crap, glossy, airbrushed sexiness that's around today.
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We knew it was coming, but it still sucks any sort of animal's balls.Spandau Belly...while I enjoyed the previous Bonds to varying levels, I much prefer Craig's Bond. Especially if the follow-up is in the same tone as the first. Once Craig's run is done, we can go back to gadget Bond if you want..
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I would actually love it if Craig's Bonds have a plan for a story that gets told over the course of his run as Bond. Surely the producers now know that Bond will be around forever but each generation will have a new take, so they should plan to have an arc the develops over four or five films planned for Craig and his successors.I don't think Craig has what it takes to pull off the humour and absurdity of the other non-Dalton Bonds, so I'd rather that they kept the tone the same as Casino Royale for the remainder of Craig's run. But as soon as that's over I want more absurdity like You Only Live Twice or Goldeneye.
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Different arcs for different actors. Perhaps if we are fortunate enough, we can have more silliness in space like Moonraker. Or better yet, a battle royal in the center of the Earth!
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hope she gets naked a lot in this one . . . sans feces
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with Spike lee. Two extremists. one movie.
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Carice van Houten is dating her "Black book" costar, Sebastian Koch, who played von Stauffenberg in a TV movie a couple of years ago and I highly doubt Cruise can equal him, at least he is German. So there is no chance of romance with Cruise.
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I believe QT'S INGLORIOUS BASTARDS is supposed to be a "WWII Guys On A Mission" film. We'll just have to wait another 5 years til it gets made...
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"i've got ants crawling in my mouth and i don't care..."
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and he said he's gonna hook me up with his cousin, this year's miss congeniality, because i don't think she's got what it takes to be a bond girl, not from the pics i've seen on the net.(another pointless sandra bullock allusion)
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because it goes the extra distance and dyes its pubes.
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you think that is gonna stop the scientologists from trying?? say what you want about em but they are some dogged mother fuckers. and i doubt sebastian koch is worth more money than god/xenu....... no matter what country you're from it's amazing what a little (or lot) of good old fashioned US green can do. speaking of, it's time to get high.
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Come on, she dyed her pubes for us in Blackbook and let us all watch....you gotta love her for that. Maybe she will actually shave it for us in Valkyrie?
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Isn't he supposed to be a studio head of production now?
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Hitler only had 4 Myspace friends - Himmler, Goeballs, Goering and Mussolini - his Myspace song was some grunge nonsense - his blog was surprisngly charismatic though. I suspect this means that Tom Cruise will win the war
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Obviously you were already high when you wrote your post!
Who would a loony like Tom Cruise for boyfriend? Only an American. In Europe, we have more sense.
Besides he is a midget/dwarf.
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