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Dome22 goes absolutely bananas over teh Bay's TRANSFORMERS!

Hey folks, Harry here with an early peek at TRANSFORMERS - and daaaaamn I can't wait to see this. Picked up an Optimus voice changing helmet... fantastic for webcam sex chats! Anyways - here ya go... beware of tiny spoilers and some encouraging enthusiasm. Here ya go...

Hi Harry,

You don’t know me, but I know you. I’ve previously submitted a review for ‘The Host’ (under the mock-goth pseudonym Womb2Doom which I don’t like anymore, fuck you very much) but you greedily kept it to yourself. Whatever

I attended the “world premiere” (in Sydney, Australia – the exclusive owners of the McOz burger) of Transformers last night with Michael “Do You Have It In Flames” Bay in attendance. He explained that he’d just finished the movie “19 minutes ago” and that we were the first audience to see the final film.

Quick background; I have fond affection for the Transformers cartoon but do not remember much about the series except the broad basics (they transform). I immensely enjoy Michael Bay films as I understand that they’re not going to shine me the right way or make me appreciate the elderly on all three levels. They are just there to make my dick harder for longer.

Which bring me to the following conclusion: those people out there who rued the day Michael Bay picked up directing duties for Transformers are idiots. Out and out fools. A flame on a once-flameless robot does not a bad movie make. Paul WS Anderson would have made this movie flameless and delivered a turgid pile of soggy salmon stool sample. There is NO OTHER director working today who could have provided the over-whelming spectacle that I witnessed last night. Exhilarating, and then some. This movie is exactly what a 2 hour live-action Transformers episode should be. In fact, I’m going to go as far as say that this is very possibly the best TV to big screen adaptation I can recall (having only recalled The Fugitive, Mission Impossible, The Mod Squad and Charlies Angels: Full Throttle). Transformers totally recaptures the euphoria of being 7 years old, sitting on the carpet in front of my old television set, TOTALLY engulfed by the awesomeness of fighting Transforming robots, neglecting my rice bubbles until they neither snap, crackle nor pop. Everything great about 80’s action cartoons from the action hero poses to the cheesy-fun good guy/bad guy back and fourths is here in hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades!

Before going into specific details about positives I shall address the “negatives” which are escorted here in inverted commas for the sheer fact that it never once hindered this experience for me. Now, some will claim that the first two are pretty big negatives but when you have giant robots dancing around said “negatives”, I raise my shoulders, close my eyes, turn my head slightly right and exclaim, “meh”;

1. First up, and this includes a detailed plot summary; I had NO IDEA what the hay was going on here. Ever. The whole movie. I looked around to my mates who had the exact same look on their faces – I don’t know what is going on but I am loving it so much the sides of my mouth will soon bleed from the smiling! I think it had something to do with a cube that may or may not be a bad influence on the XBOX 360 community.

2. Second “negative” was one of things that adversely affected the latter two of the threquel efforts this year – over-crowding. There is pretty much only two human leads in this movie but dozens of supporting players to drop bits of exposition in between the stomping and driving and giant smack downs. These characters are usually quirky, funny or unusual (Jon Voight’s secretary of Defence gives Harrison Ford’s Mr President a run for his money in the “useful” department) in any number of ways and most get their moment in the sun. This may be the first movie that Bernie Mac didn’t annoy me but this may also be the first movie he only had eight lines. There are way too many more to mention individually. John Turturro – “Criminal girls are HOT!” Thank you, Jesus.

3. One CG shot. Yep, I’m scraping the barrel. This CG man may have been pretty bad but once he gets flicked off screen I laughed and forgot my troubles with a big cup of warm smash-em-ups!

4. The small gremlin-bot. Stupid and pointless. My only true gripe about the whole movie.

Specific positives;

1. Michael Bay. I’m sure all the plot information was actually featured and repeat viewings would render my number one complaint redundant (except for Sector 7, the most powerful arm of the government that has no power) but this film moves with such g-force gusto, I couldn’t care less. This is the most fun I’ve had in a cinema without Paul Ruebens (I like to stay up to date)

2. The action. There are so many individual action set pieces I can’t and won’t tell you. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is a winner, even the annoying gremlin-bot. The first time Barricade transforms on-screen brought the house down. This was early on and we were treated to many, many more structure descending moments

3. The Decepticons. These guys are just too school for cool! I was induced to several joygasms, specifically the first time they assemble as a team appearing on screen in radio communiqué announcing they are on the way with something like “Bonecrusher, en route!” (in alien transcribed-to-English subtitle). This was a toy commercial brought to lovely life. I love that at the end of this sequence they all announce “All hail Megatron!”

4. The end city based action sequences. Easily the best thing to appear on screen since three V-Rexs went primal a few years back.

5. The score. Steve Jablonsky delivered a thumping great score and is possibly the sole reason gremlin-bot is tolerable.

6. CG. Flawless in every respect (except for point 3 in the “negatives”). Michael has come a long way since the blurred pixels of Armageddon. I think the biggest compliment I can pay ILM for this is that not once during the movie did I stop and think “Wow, great CG!” It worked perfectly in hand with the story and action like it should. Very impressed!

7. Meagan Fox. Too sexy to continue typing with one hand.

8. Shia Le Beof. Great in the lead. Very funny, dramatically convincing and charismatic. He worked well to hold his own against his metallic co-stars.

I don’t want to over-sell this and come off all leafy but this, for me is an instant classic of mega-proportions (I just over-sold it, didn’t I?)! I just won’t believe that any true Transformers fan could sit through this and not be anything but blown anyway. This IS a Transformers movie!

You can call me Dome22

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Stoked.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jun 13th, 2007
12:50:06 AM
First
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
12:50:18 AM
DAMN
by jonnyweir
Jun 13th, 2007
12:50:46 AM
Almost..
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
12:51:03 AM
Please
by fan291
Jun 13th, 2007
12:53:14 AM
Picked up an Optimus voice changing helmet... fantastic
by arrangedletters
Jun 13th, 2007
12:54:58 AM
Damn overcrowding
by Kragmose
Jun 13th, 2007
12:56:45 AM
Ahem
by smylexx
Jun 13th, 2007
12:58:27 AM
HA
by arrangedletters
Jun 13th, 2007
12:58:41 AM
We Must be due the first cry of 'Plant'..
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
12:58:58 AM
A must for any fan!
by richfinshu2
Jun 13th, 2007
12:59:33 AM
What else did you do sitting on carpet?
by AxeBox
Jun 13th, 2007
12:59:35 AM
on the link...take out spaces
by richfinshu2
Jun 13th, 2007
01:01:14 AM
Harrison Ford plays the President?
by googamooga
Jun 13th, 2007
01:02:10 AM
Yea, yea, yea!!! BUT DID YOU LIKE IT???
by wackybantha
Jun 13th, 2007
01:03:59 AM
arrangedletters...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
01:04:34 AM
Where is Gayus?
by Fartgod The IRSTard
Jun 13th, 2007
01:05:53 AM
I just transformed about six inches!
by shartron
Jun 13th, 2007
01:09:16 AM
I wrote the review !!!
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
01:11:22 AM
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI
by tnt23789
Jun 13th, 2007
01:11:42 AM
not a plant
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 13th, 2007
01:12:08 AM
Did no one see the part about Harrison Ford?
by googamooga
Jun 13th, 2007
01:12:28 AM
That link was F'ing funny!
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
01:13:24 AM
The promise of Bay
by LoneGun
Jun 13th, 2007
01:13:35 AM
What that review really meant...
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 13th, 2007
01:13:39 AM
PLANT!!!!!!!!
by Doc_Strange
Jun 13th, 2007
01:14:33 AM
Give Me Crap As Long As There's Robots!
by Colier Rannd
Jun 13th, 2007
01:14:34 AM
Can we get people without brain damage to review movies
by jimmy_009
Jun 13th, 2007
01:14:43 AM
Jealous much?
by googamooga
Jun 13th, 2007
01:15:39 AM
Indy as President
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
01:15:58 AM
As I said, I'm easily confused...
by googamooga
Jun 13th, 2007
01:17:29 AM
I actually liked
by christpunchers2007
Jun 13th, 2007
01:18:46 AM
To all the haters...
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
01:19:29 AM
I say the haters envy Bay's success...
by googamooga
Jun 13th, 2007
01:21:00 AM
Nice
by livrule
Jun 13th, 2007
01:32:12 AM
Here's another hillarious Transformers clip...
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
01:33:46 AM
True, I am jealous
by Doc_Strange
Jun 13th, 2007
01:43:21 AM
Doc_Strange, great point;
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
01:45:07 AM
"These guys are just too school for cool!"
by The Brewhammer
Jun 13th, 2007
01:47:19 AM
Pixar stock just went up...
by Thylacine
Jun 13th, 2007
01:51:53 AM
LIKE I SAID BEFORE...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
01:53:45 AM
Pearl Harbor...Bad...
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
01:57:50 AM
GOTTA SAY IT...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
01:58:17 AM
Nah, I think Ratatouille will be a classic...
by Thylacine
Jun 13th, 2007
01:58:17 AM
A BULLSHIT REVIEW
by VWantsRevenge
Jun 13th, 2007
01:58:26 AM
Boll, does that dude still direct?
by Doc_Strange
Jun 13th, 2007
01:59:14 AM
FUNNY...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:04:46 AM
Well, thank God, this guy's OBVIOUSLY a genius
by Brians Life
Jun 13th, 2007
02:04:57 AM
I WONDER IF ALL YOU HATER WANKERS ARE GETTING...
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
02:09:37 AM
VWantsRevenge... ask me a question...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
02:11:00 AM
MESSAGE TO HATERZ
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:11:09 AM
PLOT DOES MATTER
by Maniaq
Jun 13th, 2007
02:14:24 AM
Womb
by vettebro
Jun 13th, 2007
02:16:15 AM
Yes...
by LordEnigma
Jun 13th, 2007
02:20:27 AM
TRANSFORMERS 2...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:20:34 AM
vettebro. It's pretty much lips.
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
02:20:35 AM
I just realized what I REALLY like...
by Brians Life
Jun 13th, 2007
02:24:45 AM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS =
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:29:58 AM
"Optimus, you sure that's you on my webcam?"
by Boba Fat
Jun 13th, 2007
02:31:38 AM
other screening
by Billy TwoRivers
Jun 13th, 2007
02:31:57 AM
LETS ANSWER THE REAL QUESTIONS SHALL WE!
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 13th, 2007
02:33:07 AM
fellow Aussie in attendance
by Maclovin
Jun 13th, 2007
02:35:52 AM
FLAMES ON PHARTEGOD =
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:37:06 AM
FLAMES ON PHARTEGOD =
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:38:08 AM
also...
by Maclovin
Jun 13th, 2007
02:39:33 AM
PharteGod, typically....
by Brians Life
Jun 13th, 2007
02:40:58 AM
Well this guy lost me at "Bay Fan"
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
02:48:01 AM
YO PHARTGOOD...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 13th, 2007
02:48:20 AM
I smell someone over posting...
by The Dum Guy
Jun 13th, 2007
02:49:31 AM
bleurgh
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
02:50:04 AM
Transformers made me blow
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
02:50:37 AM
Will you listen to yourselves.. We want a good plot...
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
02:59:19 AM
and someone for the love of god ban that moron Pharte
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:00:46 AM
I just read hte comic adaptation
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 13th, 2007
03:03:50 AM
NO PLANT BITHCES!!!
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:04:36 AM
bongo
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
03:05:54 AM
Sounds like brainless Bay-tripe
by photoboy
Jun 13th, 2007
03:06:40 AM
I'm simply no longer addressing the argument of.....
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 13th, 2007
03:08:49 AM
I don't know if I should be
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
03:09:51 AM
second cousin of phartegod
by The Dum Guy
Jun 13th, 2007
03:10:36 AM
Aha phartetosser.. your doing it for the Humour..
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:10:59 AM
actually MastaBerates55
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
03:13:14 AM
Let me get one thing straight: There WAS plot...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
03:14:59 AM
Right back at you
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:18:04 AM
so only "artsy" movies have a PLOT??
by Maniaq
Jun 13th, 2007
03:19:22 AM
Look up the dictionary definition of 'hack'
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 13th, 2007
03:20:48 AM
Womb2doom...
by Brians Life
Jun 13th, 2007
03:21:56 AM
Industrykiller, think about what this movie is about?
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:24:56 AM
I wonder who this guy used to be
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
03:25:42 AM
Maniaq have you seen the film yet? no you fucking
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:27:59 AM
HATER HATES NO MORE
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:28:02 AM
Action aside
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
03:28:12 AM
Shia is the main star.
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
03:28:24 AM
Problem being MastaBerates55 is that the dickhead
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:32:44 AM
phoenixmagi
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
03:33:44 AM
Personality
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:33:57 AM
I really should get back to work, but this so much
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
03:34:34 AM
Phategod1...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
03:35:29 AM
phoenixmagi
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
03:38:16 AM
Dude u kidding
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:39:09 AM
Anyone else at the Australian EQ screening
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
03:39:21 AM
So the storyline is confusing and doesn't make sense...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
03:41:53 AM
I saw it in LA and we had a
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:42:19 AM
We may as well face it....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
03:49:03 AM
Dude I know 2 people who
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:50:11 AM
What is good direction about that?
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
03:54:36 AM
Jesus Christ Bongo
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 13th, 2007
03:57:47 AM
dude i am talking about a
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
03:58:22 AM
hey Superninja I know you'll
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
04:00:11 AM
Two guys in the same forum talking the same shit...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:07:16 AM
It's Godzilla 1998 all over again...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:09:03 AM
Industry, of course i take the reviews coming in on
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:14:47 AM
You know the only thing that would possably make me...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:17:00 AM
What was wrong with Godzilla? it was a big fucking
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:17:12 AM
What's not to like!!!!
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:19:55 AM
Revsick wise the fuck up, its a fucking movie made
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:20:03 AM
Revsick you need to wise the fuck up, Bay is a
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:23:44 AM
oops double kinda post...
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:26:06 AM
oops double kinda post...
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:26:08 AM
How the fuck do you know what I've done....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:26:11 AM
and by the way as I said before I wouldn't have
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:27:43 AM
It's like the remake of House of Wax....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:35:38 AM
phoenixmagi, RevSick - settle...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
04:41:26 AM
Apologise!? apologise to the fucking fans!? ffs
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:43:17 AM
Dome22
by theyreflockingthisway
Jun 13th, 2007
04:43:32 AM
I find bad plot and story to be a big one when
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:44:55 AM
Because its' all the "nobody's"
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:48:36 AM
Fuck i dont know about you, but after those kick ass
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:50:57 AM
Never once said it was a bad story.
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
04:52:41 AM
actually it's better when you have an
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:53:06 AM
Nope will not be there...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:54:15 AM
Your still a fucking nobody mate, fan or no fan
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
04:55:26 AM
phoenixmagi, whoa...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
04:56:33 AM
As I said,
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
04:57:56 AM
Lets not get carried away
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
05:00:55 AM
'It's not fucking Shakespeare'
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 13th, 2007
05:00:58 AM
And I didn't say that's why I'm boycotting the movie...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:01:13 AM
Womb2dooM of course Rev and everyone of the
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:01:58 AM
second cousin of phartegod...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
05:02:00 AM
Bayisms
by Darth Fart
Jun 13th, 2007
05:04:13 AM
and I'm not saying...
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 13th, 2007
05:04:49 AM
I think Phartegod likes shiney things... the simple are
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:07:10 AM
Designs...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:07:55 AM
Cannot wait for this film.
by SteffanLongdon
Jun 13th, 2007
05:10:30 AM
Beside better to yell and rant and argue pointlessely
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:10:33 AM
It's a really good movie. I
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
05:11:56 AM
Rev are you really that pissed of that Bay lied
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:12:33 AM
Bongo, I try not to take offense...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:12:56 AM
It's a matter of professionalism dude....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:14:35 AM
Surely then you should know that the movie buisness
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:17:03 AM
Second cousin is a imitation BSB
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
05:17:38 AM
Pay for Chuck and Larry!!
by MastaBerates55
Jun 13th, 2007
05:17:45 AM
SO much more competant then The Mummy & Godzilla
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
05:19:09 AM
And Totally agree about the apology
by Phategod1
Jun 13th, 2007
05:20:35 AM
Ryan is fucking hilarious....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:21:54 AM
You're right Bongo it is a fucked up industry...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:24:29 AM
Second cousin...
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:26:07 AM
RevSick, re designs and lies...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
05:26:13 AM
Getting interested here.
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 13th, 2007
05:29:14 AM
You Lost me when you said you LOVE BAY
by jhpiii
Jun 13th, 2007
05:32:02 AM
I'll be there opening night !!!
by giger167
Jun 13th, 2007
05:38:40 AM
phoenixmagi, I'm going to break my embargo on you...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
05:40:43 AM
I prefare calling names and yelling and screaming..
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:42:25 AM
The problem is that the means
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:43:37 AM
So he lied rev, man get passed it, you know how
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
05:51:15 AM
phoenixmagi do you just pick and choose your readings?
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
05:53:14 AM
I'm in it to make art man....
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:53:19 AM
If I ever get to the point where I get tapped
by RevSick
Jun 13th, 2007
05:55:17 AM
I have to admit the lips bug the hell outa me...
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
06:00:49 AM
bongo123, "ozzy fucker" nice
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:05:52 AM
"home-run bay!"
by foree forehead
Jun 13th, 2007
06:10:29 AM
phoenixmagi, re directors
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:12:05 AM
Bay was the perfect choice as director for this movie
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
06:13:28 AM
Richard Donner? fuck no, giant robots? not a chance
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
06:18:54 AM
Womb2Doom/Dome22 chooses HD-DVD and here's why...
by AndrewWanKenobi
Jun 13th, 2007
06:19:44 AM
Childhoods...
by theyreflockingthisway
Jun 13th, 2007
06:19:53 AM
foree forehead... actually that comment...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:21:27 AM
AndrewWanKenobi... what an HD?
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:24:46 AM
Dome22 Better Be Careful
by Mad-Maximus
Jun 13th, 2007
06:32:23 AM
Literacy in Australia is on the decline
by YackBacker
Jun 13th, 2007
06:58:28 AM
Bay will one day get an oscar
by theoneofblood
Jun 13th, 2007
07:07:23 AM
A few years back...
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 13th, 2007
07:07:52 AM
Phoenixmagi
by El Mamerro
Jun 13th, 2007
07:10:51 AM
AVATAR in 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 13th, 2007
07:17:43 AM
Suck it Yack
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
07:18:50 AM
BAH
by BRUTICUS
Jun 13th, 2007
07:24:35 AM
This year's Little Miss 'I Jerked Off to Her'
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 13th, 2007
07:42:02 AM
Oh Ricky, you're so misguided
by YackBacker
Jun 13th, 2007
07:45:09 AM
Yackbackr, yep, that's pretty much
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:46:03 AM
YackBacker, yep, that's pretty much
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:47:48 AM
So, you wrote this review Womb2dooM?
by YackBacker
Jun 13th, 2007
07:51:23 AM
Yes, I see Ricky too...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:53:55 AM
Next time can you talk about your dick a little more?
by KillDozer
Jun 13th, 2007
07:54:26 AM
Good points there Yack
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
07:54:53 AM
Ohhhh a MOTHER joke!
by YackBacker
Jun 13th, 2007
07:57:46 AM
Make no mistake Yack, I will destroy you
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
07:58:04 AM
But will I enjoy this movie?
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 13th, 2007
07:59:41 AM
Yack, I will rip off your head & violate the stump
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
07:59:55 AM
You're a nobody Revsick
by milak83
Jun 13th, 2007
08:11:22 AM
Where'd you go Yack you fucking douchebag?
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
08:12:16 AM
Flames on Bays Balls = YackBacker
by milak83
Jun 13th, 2007
08:13:25 AM
Stay the fuck out of this Milak
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
08:19:09 AM
I miss you like Michael Bay missed the mark....
by evolution1085
Jun 13th, 2007
08:21:12 AM
Read the review...oh god no
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
08:23:24 AM
Ricky, you're the "gay C-3P0"
by YackBacker
Jun 13th, 2007
08:24:05 AM
*** I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
by evolution1085
Jun 13th, 2007
08:25:44 AM
Yack, you're fucking BUMBLEBEE
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
08:28:12 AM
Moreover Yack...
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
08:32:53 AM
Fartgod The Retard
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 13th, 2007
08:35:48 AM
At first I thought "wow"
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 13th, 2007
08:36:42 AM
I've got something to say.
by PwnedByStallone
Jun 13th, 2007
08:36:57 AM
The TINO Defense Force
by photoboy
Jun 13th, 2007
08:41:19 AM
And it's good...why?
by BL Chick
Jun 13th, 2007
08:41:34 AM
Lies and the lying liars who tell them.
by BYOBkenobi
Jun 13th, 2007
08:42:35 AM
cant fucking wait..and its
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
08:47:13 AM
Yackbacker i take it you'll be sitting in your Optimus
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
08:49:17 AM
PwnedByStallone
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
08:50:12 AM
Will Smith is the voice of Megatron?
by kafka07
Jun 13th, 2007
08:51:21 AM
Can't anyone write reviews?
by Schih Thayde
Jun 13th, 2007
08:51:59 AM
nicolas cage screaming bumblebee wouldve been perfect
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 13th, 2007
08:52:53 AM
Photoboy people like you belong in the fucking 80's
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
08:52:55 AM
Simpsons movie will blow it away at the box office
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
08:53:02 AM
whoa
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
08:53:49 AM
I enjoy that his specifics section offers no specifics
by INWOsuxRED
Jun 13th, 2007
08:56:03 AM
tools
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:00:39 AM
Bongo
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
09:03:26 AM
the script
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:08:32 AM
me sar like tha movie
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:13:31 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!
by lost.rules
Jun 13th, 2007
09:14:23 AM
lost.rules
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:15:29 AM
Vadakin.. you ever hear the expression..
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
09:15:34 AM
So us Aussies get Transformers 1st but Ratatouille
by half vader
Jun 13th, 2007
09:19:21 AM
Vadakin
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 13th, 2007
09:19:57 AM
vadakin
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:27:24 AM
Well AICN aint exactly known for its mature, thought
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
09:28:12 AM
Throwing Pennies At You People...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
09:29:52 AM
Geez...
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 13th, 2007
09:34:42 AM
tile_mcgillus
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:36:31 AM
damn you michael bay
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:39:31 AM
Piss of BSB, I'll insult Yack all I want
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
09:40:18 AM
how good are cupcakes!?
by triggerman
Jun 13th, 2007
09:48:34 AM
Goddamn right I called him cupcake
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
09:54:34 AM
triggerman
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 13th, 2007
09:58:41 AM
Yo, Tile_Mcgillus
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
09:59:22 AM
triggerman a question..
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
09:59:32 AM
Yeah, well we'll see about that BSB
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:06:11 AM
BSB, I loves you
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
10:06:20 AM
Gosh Yack, that saddens me...
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:08:51 AM
Cupcakes? Muffins?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 13th, 2007
10:09:18 AM
let the BAYHEM ensue...
by Romoehlio
Jun 13th, 2007
10:11:36 AM
lionbiu...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:12:11 AM
MNG, I thought so too but Ricky sips the Kool Aid
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
10:14:54 AM
MNG, I've had it with Yack's bullshit
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:14:59 AM
if anyone has 10 hours to read this talkback
by Maclovin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:15:13 AM
micturatingbenjamin
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 13th, 2007
10:17:05 AM
TALKBACK CIVIL WAR!!!!! Choose your side!
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
10:17:14 AM
I know i'll get attacked for this...
by stoopidDclown
Jun 13th, 2007
10:19:19 AM
RICKY HENDERSON HAS CHOSEN HD-DVD...HERE'S WHY...
by Abin Sur
Jun 13th, 2007
10:21:13 AM
Pretty much sums up most transformers TB's Maclovin
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
10:23:52 AM
Did you just call me an apologist, Cupcake?
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:24:04 AM
tile...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:24:37 AM
$300
by notharrysmyspacefriend
Jun 13th, 2007
10:28:26 AM
And what's with that...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:30:15 AM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS + TINO = GIVE IT A FUCKING REST
by bongo123
Jun 13th, 2007
10:30:54 AM
Rickey refers to himself however he damn well pleases
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:32:40 AM
micturatingbenjamin
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 13th, 2007
10:35:59 AM
micturatingbenjamin
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
10:36:48 AM
Get out here and account for yourself Cupcake
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:38:50 AM
Ricky = homophobe
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
10:39:09 AM
Jesus Christ...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Jun 13th, 2007
10:40:50 AM
Maybe I'm just a romantic then
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:40:57 AM
I'm seeing this movie opening night...
by SkeletonParty
Jun 13th, 2007
10:41:47 AM
Point, BetterPoint.
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:42:50 AM
Vadakin...
by stoopidDclown
Jun 13th, 2007
10:44:09 AM
Rickey, a homophobe? Ha.
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:44:51 AM
Yack and Ricky, you've given me an epiphany
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
10:46:26 AM
"the kneecap fucking meercat herder "
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
10:47:08 AM
what the hell is happening?
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
10:47:18 AM
If I never see
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:47:20 AM
Bongo123
by Pogue__Mahone
Jun 13th, 2007
10:47:55 AM
TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO!
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
10:48:03 AM
Dome is an idiot
by DannyDreams
Jun 13th, 2007
10:48:43 AM
Whatever, he admits he doesn't care about the
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
10:48:57 AM
pillow I'm pretty sure there's a "game" afoot here
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
10:49:31 AM
Yo fink...did you see a bright light?
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
10:49:36 AM
Yes I do
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:50:44 AM
AND?!
by Pogue__Mahone
Jun 13th, 2007
10:50:47 AM
or loopy for 7 days? :-)
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
10:51:10 AM
My how similar these early reviews are.
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
10:52:20 AM
TRANSFORMERS: THE MUSICAL
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:53:03 AM
Yeah Finky nailed it... it was staged.
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:55:36 AM
how true, pillow
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
10:55:46 AM
superninja
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
10:56:13 AM
finky089
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
10:57:08 AM
Unsettled Pillow? try "Suicide Prevention Hotline"
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
10:58:52 AM
Vadakin...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:01:02 AM
Ricky, you and Yack still provided good fight-reading
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
11:01:50 AM
People don't forget...
by stoopidDclown
Jun 13th, 2007
11:02:09 AM
I hear ya Rickey...
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
11:03:05 AM
Mr. Wizard passed away
by bentmywookie
Jun 13th, 2007
11:05:23 AM
Yack & Ricky
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 13th, 2007
11:05:56 AM
Ricky, we did have some funny zingers there
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
11:06:58 AM
Never watched Transformers actually
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:08:42 AM
MNG was fooled! And just pillow talk too!
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
11:09:21 AM
Yeah what the hell was with that BSB? Siding with Yack?
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
11:09:33 AM
Vadakin Re: 300
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:10:50 AM
so we all agree Giant Transforming Robots are good?
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:13:36 AM
Finky's 100% right by the way
by Ricky Henderson
Jun 13th, 2007
11:14:08 AM
So it's a choice?
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:16:15 AM
Ricky Henderson
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:17:49 AM
It's like wine, micturatingbenjamin
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:18:09 AM
The Cartoon Didn't Have A Plot, Why Should The Movie?
by DrTobiasFunke
Jun 13th, 2007
11:19:09 AM
I CAN'T WAIT! got the toys and I'm ready to freak out!
by dead youngling
Jun 13th, 2007
11:20:37 AM
DrTobiasFunke, it was also about Texas Oil
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:24:23 AM
Fight for Energon=Troops in Iraq
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:27:40 AM
In that case,why make movies at all?
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:27:47 AM
gride9000, Vadakin...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:29:05 AM
yeah, yeah Yack...
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
11:31:27 AM
I think this movie is going to be Micheal Bay's best
by SkeletonParty
Jun 13th, 2007
11:32:51 AM
I''m just pissed off that I have to wait
by Vadakin
Jun 13th, 2007
11:35:33 AM
How many shillings did you pocket from Bay?
by mrdinky
Jun 13th, 2007
11:36:59 AM
Giant fucking Robots makes everything alright...
by Magpye
Jun 13th, 2007
11:40:55 AM
Doc_Strange
by j-bot
Jun 13th, 2007
11:41:29 AM
Harry makes more money not being fake
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:44:26 AM
bongo123
by photoboy
Jun 13th, 2007
11:44:48 AM
Saw a line of Optimus Helmets at the store
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
11:47:03 AM
FUCK OLD SHIT
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:47:25 AM
"triggerman"
by foree forehead
Jun 13th, 2007
11:48:56 AM
eh?
by foree forehead
Jun 13th, 2007
11:53:01 AM
Dark City/micturatingbenjamin
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
11:55:53 AM
well finky...
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
11:57:05 AM
LOL YOU GUYS KILL ME !
by Kyzer The Medic
Jun 13th, 2007
11:59:59 AM
Everyone go to this movie...
by phaedrus007
Jun 13th, 2007
12:04:17 PM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS "TURBO: A POWER RANGERS MOVIE!"
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
12:08:32 PM
I wish optimus could make me cum
by gride9000
Jun 13th, 2007
12:08:51 PM
Did anyone else notice...
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
12:09:59 PM
Joygasm?
by ludmir88
Jun 13th, 2007
12:11:34 PM
What's really important is how well we can read the
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 13th, 2007
12:21:39 PM
Womb2doom
by skimn
Jun 13th, 2007
12:25:36 PM
transformers dialog transcript:
by ludmir88
Jun 13th, 2007
12:28:46 PM
OH I FORGOT IT...
by ludmir88
Jun 13th, 2007
12:32:12 PM
Dammit Yack & Rickey
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 13th, 2007
12:33:21 PM
HeWhoCannotBeNamed- PUNK'D!
by Yack Backer
Jun 13th, 2007
12:37:52 PM
"They are all badass, and don't backdown from shit."
by RichieRich
Jun 13th, 2007
12:42:14 PM
I'm seeing this 5 times to piss some of you off...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 13th, 2007
12:44:13 PM
I was under the impression.....
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jun 13th, 2007
12:48:40 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
12:55:56 PM
I wasn't even enjoying Scotch whilst reading
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 13th, 2007
12:57:48 PM
if anyone has seen this movie
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
01:04:35 PM
Scotch? Pass it this way, please
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
01:07:58 PM
there is a saying: if you
by ominus
Jun 13th, 2007
01:15:15 PM
Wewt. Flame War: ON.
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 13th, 2007
01:17:27 PM
Robots in disguise!
by BillyPilgrim
Jun 13th, 2007
01:40:40 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
01:45:43 PM
Action + CGI = Deep Fried + Cheese
by veritasses
Jun 13th, 2007
01:56:01 PM
Some of you are fucking out of control...
by Mr. Profit
Jun 13th, 2007
01:58:24 PM
AN example of an instant classic is...
by tehgreekhammer
Jun 13th, 2007
02:01:27 PM
And Winstead is hot...
by Mr. Profit
Jun 13th, 2007
02:02:46 PM
You can't compare Transformers to The Usual Suspects...
by Mr. Profit
Jun 13th, 2007
02:05:50 PM
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:16:57 PM
Oh Please, Richard...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:28:42 PM
Awwwwwwwww Richard...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:32:53 PM
Richard, it seems we have a deal, my friend!
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:37:47 PM
whether or not he's seen it
by BurgerKing
Jun 13th, 2007
02:44:01 PM
The designs never really bothered me..
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:45:20 PM
Pity poor phartegod...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:49:54 PM
how can you all be so upset
by urotsukidoji
Jun 13th, 2007
02:52:51 PM
Richard, I'm not actually a TF fan!
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:54:22 PM
I wasn't on here in those glory days...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
02:57:31 PM
BAYFORMERS = SHITTY FILM IN DISGUISE!!!
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
02:58:25 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:02:12 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = NICOLAS CAGE AS SUPERMAN
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:02:59 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:04:35 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = TRANSFORMERS 2
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:05:51 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = LIPS ON OPTIMUS
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:06:25 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = Who gives a shit?
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
03:09:26 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = THIRD COUSIN OF PHARTEGOD
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:09:35 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = OPTIMUS TURNS INTO A GIANT GUN
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
03:11:17 PM
Another review with no mention of the PUSSY ON OPTIMUS.
by PUSSY ON OPTIMUS
Jun 13th, 2007
03:11:18 PM
SPAMMING A TALKBACK = Desparation
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
03:11:56 PM
second cousin of phartegod
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 13th, 2007
03:17:44 PM
Phartegod...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
03:18:25 PM
DIE HARD IS OFFICIALLY PG-13
by lionbiu
Jun 13th, 2007
03:21:05 PM
THE FUCK? DIE HARD IS
by ominus
Jun 13th, 2007
03:22:46 PM
Phartegod...
by Pawprint
Jun 13th, 2007
03:25:37 PM
Another trip into the bizarre relm of Transformer TB's
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
03:38:47 PM
Hey superninja How about your boy for Captain A
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
03:45:23 PM
I think this guy the Ghrey or Ghey
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
03:49:54 PM
LITTLE BITCHES
by Fineus Fog
Jun 13th, 2007
04:02:28 PM
Am i the only one who thinks...
by loafmeat
Jun 13th, 2007
04:04:30 PM
Second cousin of phartegod
by wallywest74
Jun 13th, 2007
04:20:21 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2007
04:26:17 PM
"Deceptibums"
by El Mamerro
Jun 13th, 2007
04:28:53 PM
there is no method to the haters madness
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
04:37:16 PM
Just a bunch of big Man babies on here
by milak83
Jun 13th, 2007
04:37:36 PM
Mr. Profit
by photoboy
Jun 13th, 2007
04:44:51 PM
ORIGINAL OPTIMUS=PETER CULLEN
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
04:49:52 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS=HD DVD
by polyh3dron
Jun 13th, 2007
05:01:35 PM
more style in a movie made in 2 minutes for free
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
05:01:59 PM
G1 OPTIMUS=BLU-RAY
by polyh3dron
Jun 13th, 2007
05:02:20 PM
He's not ripping you off
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
05:12:04 PM
I SWEAR I'M NOT A PLANT...but this is my first talkback
by XiMan
Jun 13th, 2007
05:19:21 PM
Who cares about how great the CGI is if the story
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
05:33:45 PM
The SW prequels are barely watchable for that very
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
05:35:27 PM
The anticipation created by the Lucasfilm logo
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
05:36:29 PM
This "review" is FULL OF SHIT!
by Violator90
Jun 13th, 2007
05:44:47 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = HD-DVD
by Johnno
Jun 13th, 2007
05:54:03 PM
IN A ATTEMPT TO BREAK THREW THE BS
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
06:11:20 PM
sooo much to say
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:12:32 PM
you guys are less mature than my 6th grade students
by dead youngling
Jun 13th, 2007
06:17:18 PM
What is this kid's problem? Can't someone take
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
06:17:56 PM
If it even smells like Armegeddon....
by Keblar
Jun 13th, 2007
06:21:49 PM
Yeah, Owen and Beru biting it gripped you hard.
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
06:23:17 PM
Phate, thanks for the support. I think Cap has to
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
06:26:17 PM
gabriel you got owned by second cousin
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:28:06 PM
Thanks, XiMan!
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:29:40 PM
what was the real beef with ep1
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:29:43 PM
what was the real beef with ep1
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:29:47 PM
womb2doom
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:30:52 PM
Why don't you AICN guys FOR ONCE put in
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
06:31:44 PM
GABRIEL GRAY
by Fineus Fog
Jun 13th, 2007
06:34:21 PM
The purpose of TF was never ball breaking action
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
06:34:32 PM
behold... the great gabriel gray has called me
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:40:19 PM
superninja.. What was the purpose of TF...?
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:41:11 PM
womd2doom
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
06:46:29 PM
crashbarbarian...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
06:53:52 PM
As far as I'm concerned...
by ReverendJontheBastard
Jun 13th, 2007
06:55:35 PM
ahahahahaaa
by PVIII
Jun 13th, 2007
06:56:45 PM
i just saw it too-SPOILER WARNING the ending is crazy
by slappy jones
Jun 13th, 2007
06:58:50 PM
No prob, Womb2doom...
by XiMan
Jun 13th, 2007
07:00:09 PM
ReverendJontheBastard...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:00:48 PM
XiMan... Agreed
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:05:43 PM
well as one who already has read the novel and the
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:06:48 PM
From what I heard Ultimate Captain America
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
07:11:46 PM
Why was "plot" not listed as a positive?
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:13:48 PM
knocked up is great.
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:15:40 PM
was pirates 3 any good
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:21:31 PM
Bold test
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:21:58 PM
Pirates 3 was not.
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:22:39 PM
Womb2doom... LMAO
by XiMan
Jun 13th, 2007
07:22:48 PM
Flames On Optimus = second cousin of phartegod
by DarthCorns
Jun 13th, 2007
07:26:06 PM
flames on optimus=who the fuck gives
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
07:27:24 PM
Flames on Optimus = Using "gay" as an insult
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:28:56 PM
XiMan stopped breathing = BARRICADE, right?!
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:33:10 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = WHINERS WHINING ABOUT WHINERS
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
07:33:55 PM
no its not the same thing
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
07:34:18 PM
Flames on Optimus = Almost 1000 posts
by milak83
Jun 13th, 2007
07:35:32 PM
Err... I think hugger implied "gay" as a
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:35:57 PM
Err, I was wrong...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:38:01 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS= SUMMER "SUMMER POPCORN FLICKS"
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
07:38:14 PM
well if im here when youre
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
07:41:35 PM
W2D...
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:41:58 PM
W2Doom...
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:43:00 PM
err
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:45:39 PM
Womb2doom, something that didn't focus primarily
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
07:46:15 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = LONG DATED CATCH CRIES
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:47:01 PM
it's kind of like using the term "baby killer"
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:47:04 PM
superninja should write the screen play for trans 2
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:48:20 PM
It was a comment on
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
07:48:29 PM
womb I know my question got lost in all the BS
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
07:49:19 PM
Womb2doom. Be honest. Are the designs a mess?
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
07:50:50 PM
Optimus has chosen HD DVD ... here's why
by Lamerz
Jun 13th, 2007
07:51:16 PM
crash, thanks. I will explain away the first movie
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
07:51:23 PM
phategod2 im dying for
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:52:15 PM
Calling people
by Phategod2
Jun 13th, 2007
07:52:46 PM
crash and hugger
by Err
Jun 13th, 2007
07:53:49 PM
He will consider ripping out his optics screaming
by superninja
Jun 13th, 2007
07:54:46 PM
i use the term gay and fag
by crashbarbarian
Jun 13th, 2007
07:56:51 PM
superninja... Good answer
by Womb2dooM
Jun 13th, 2007
07:58:02 PM
I m not hiding behind
by huggerorange
Jun 13th, 2007
07:58:10 PM
Hey supes! How you doin?
by pjdon