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THE TALE OF TWO SISTERS gets a lead and it's noneother than Betty Brant... or Starla Grant, if you prefer...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Elizabeth Banks is a cutie. 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, SPIDER-MANS 1-3 and SLITHER... she's got that adorable, but super sexy look.

Maybe THE TALE OF TWO SISTERS will be her THE RING and she'll pull a Naomi Watts, get herself some wide-spread recognition beyond that of her current group of stalkers (ie people like me).

I like the original film alright (especially the "big scare" moment), but it's not all that amazing and when it came out you could really feel J-Horror was about out of steam.

Dreamworks is funding the flick, Thomas and Charles Guard direct. Banks plays the cruel stepmother character. Maybe a new dimension of hotness, eh?


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Naomi Watts RING
by NachoNegro
Jun 11th, 2007
04:02:31 AM
Elizabeth Banks can pull it off
by NachoNegro
Jun 11th, 2007
04:03:20 AM
...
by Quint
Jun 11th, 2007
04:07:35 AM
who is this?
by BadMrWonka
Jun 11th, 2007
04:14:04 AM
OK, it's official
by VoxMillennium
Jun 11th, 2007
04:16:01 AM
Quint the Asian Movie Expert
by godoffireinhell
Jun 11th, 2007
04:16:38 AM
Starlaaaaaaa!!!!
by Hint of Smegma
Jun 11th, 2007
04:21:10 AM
Shouldn't it be A Tale, not The Tale?
by TheNorthlander
Jun 11th, 2007
04:21:19 AM
of course...
by TheNorthlander
Jun 11th, 2007
04:27:37 AM
Ditto what TheNorthlander said...
by adeepercut2k
Jun 11th, 2007
04:30:39 AM
TheNorthlander
by Shan
Jun 11th, 2007
04:46:57 AM
P.S
by Shan
Jun 11th, 2007
04:47:49 AM
Shan
by TheNorthlander
Jun 11th, 2007
04:58:35 AM
Actually, that should have read ...
by Shan
Jun 11th, 2007
05:08:20 AM
Enough!
by FilmCritic3000
Jun 11th, 2007
06:09:23 AM
"tastful" and "artistic" lesbianism
by NachoNegro
Jun 11th, 2007
06:20:33 AM
Fuck this remake
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 11th, 2007
07:16:27 AM
Whoops. Sorry.
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jun 11th, 2007
07:19:33 AM
Betty Brant is a dirty whore
by Dr Gregory House
Jun 11th, 2007
07:20:46 AM
Thank you godoffireinhell
by Drworm2002
Jun 11th, 2007
07:26:01 AM
Fuck this shit.
by tomthumbstallywhacker
Jun 11th, 2007
07:39:17 AM
Who the fuck is Thomas and Charles Guard?
by Jakes Nel
Jun 11th, 2007
07:47:58 AM
J-Horror
by Buffalo500
Jun 11th, 2007
07:57:35 AM
She makes me do a sex wee!!!
by James_O'Nasty
Jun 11th, 2007
08:18:37 AM
I seem to remember being underwhelmed by "ATOTS"
by BenBraddock
Jun 11th, 2007
08:44:50 AM
re: "J-Horror"
by ScottGreen
Jun 11th, 2007
08:52:38 AM
God is Right...
by reverendflint
Jun 11th, 2007
08:53:08 AM
What's the bloody point!
by Rameses
Jun 11th, 2007
09:13:15 AM
What's the bloody point!
by Rameses
Jun 11th, 2007
09:13:37 AM
I hope they change it
by StovetopStuffin'
Jun 11th, 2007
09:18:50 AM
Hope you've got a big trunk, 'cuz I'm putting my bike
by Osmosis Jones
Jun 11th, 2007
09:19:50 AM
J-Horror, K-Horror, whatever...
by BrooseTheScharuk
Jun 11th, 2007
10:25:42 AM
K-Horror
by FlyingGuillotine
Jun 11th, 2007
11:23:21 AM
Agreed with Broose
by themikejonas
Jun 11th, 2007
11:29:32 AM
The original director's casting choices for the remake
by themikejonas
Jun 11th, 2007
11:32:52 AM
Are they remaking this one, too?
by CuervoJones
Jun 11th, 2007
12:17:11 PM
THE TYRANNY AND THE BULLSHITS GONE ON TOO LONG
by TheUltraHumanite
Jun 11th, 2007
12:20:13 PM
TWO SISTERS ..BAD?!
by ScaryJim
Jun 11th, 2007
12:44:36 PM
Jesus, I'd really like to give it to her
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 11th, 2007
12:57:38 PM
A tale of two sisters is a good movie, but
by CuervoJones
Jun 11th, 2007
01:16:40 PM
SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT I JUST HEARD.....................?
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 11th, 2007
01:51:02 PM
Original was a masterpiece
by Avengerdude
Jun 11th, 2007
02:05:28 PM
I saw the original, hearing it was one of the....
by DanielKurland
Jun 11th, 2007
02:20:54 PM
Okay Here's How To Make This Movie Good
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jun 11th, 2007
02:44:30 PM
Have you ever seen a photo of Quint?
by darth girlfriend
Jun 11th, 2007
02:55:42 PM
alucardvsdracula
by Frank Black
Jun 11th, 2007
02:58:50 PM
Alucardvsdracula: Hear, hear!
by tomthumbstallywhacker
Jun 11th, 2007
04:47:17 PM
ROFLMAO @ darth girlfriend!
by tomthumbstallywhacker
Jun 11th, 2007
04:48:23 PM
You lost me at J-Horror...
by voxmortis
Jun 11th, 2007
08:13:53 PM
Tale Of 2 Sisters IS scary as fuck!
by RaveX
Jun 11th, 2007
08:49:00 PM
Avengerdude
by Kung Fu Hustler
Jun 11th, 2007
09:16:04 PM
Is Aja working on anything new right now?
by blindambition238
Jun 11th, 2007
09:20:53 PM
Quint you jag-off
by SelfSentered
Jun 11th, 2007
09:23:46 PM
Remember hearing that the Olsen twins wanted to do this
by Shan
Jun 11th, 2007
10:00:53 PM
This movie will not be scary...
by IronSpidey
Jun 11th, 2007
10:54:34 PM
Come on!
by Zeldas
Jun 11th, 2007
11:39:29 PM
Alexandre Aja is remaking INTO THE MIRROR
by godoffireinhell
Jun 12th, 2007
12:26:56 AM
re: re: J-Horror
by kiddae
Jun 12th, 2007
07:18:21 AM
She's so pretty
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2007
02:45:36 PM

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