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Published on Friday, June 8, 2007 - 8:28am |
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Capone Says OCEAN'S 13 Is Like Perfect, Well-Timed Sex!!
Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.
I'm not exactly sure why, but one or two people on the planet we're real big fans of OCEAN'S TWELVE. I happened to think it was a scream, and even upon a repeat viewing recently I was captivated by the free-for-all attitude of the piece. It was always my feeling that the whole point behind the OCEAN'S series is that director Steven Soderbergh and his marvelous collection of mega stars and lesser-known actors was this playful, unconventional approach to storytelling.
The scripts were always loose, while the stories were complex (or at least pretended to be complex), but the real point of the plot was to give the actors a place to show us that they could be goof balls and look great doing it. I love that throughout these films, we catch the ends of conversations or just the punchline of a joke, leaving us to wonder what the hell these guys were talking about that led them to that particular line of dialog. Forcing your imagination to run wild like that over things that have nothing to do with the main storyline is just one of the reasons I've enjoyed this series so much. Oh, and I should probably mention at this point that OCEAN'S THIRTEEN is far and away the best of the bunch.
Just to give a quick overview of the proceeding (the fun of this film is in the details, and I'm not spoiling those), the gang is re-assembled in Las Vegas once again, this time to avenge a swindle perpetrated against one of their own (Elliott Gould's Reuben) by the city's most powerful and feared hotel giant Willie Bank (young newcomer Al Pacino, sporting a hair color that scares me in its Trump-like manner). He's about to open the most ornate and exclusive hotel on the strip (The Bank, which is beautifully CG'd right into the heart of Vegas). The gang is warned that revenge scams are dangerous, but they are determined not so much to rob Bank of his wealth for their own gains, but simply ruin him as a businessman by rigging nearly every gambling game in his casino at the Grand Opening so that the house never wins. So, where are Tess Ocean (played by Julia Roberts in the first two films) and Isabel Lahiri (Catherine Zeta Jones)? In one line of dialog, we are told that this is not their fight. Nothing else needs to be said on the matter, and their presence is not missed.
I find it ironic that my biggest complaint about other three-quels this summer has been the overcrowding of their stories. But for some reason the fairly crowded OCEAN'S THIRTEEN doesn't feel too bloated. The characters are stepping over each other, and each crewmember's storyline is largely kept separate from the others as they work on their part of the scam against bank. By removing two key players from the last film (Roberts and Jones) and replacing them with Pacino and his right-hand bombshell Ellen Barkin, the cast size really hasn't grown at all. And there are a few unexpected players in this film, some of whom appeared in previous films and whose presence hasn't exactly been advertised. Do yourself a favor, and don't go to IMDB to ruin the fun.
One of the more impressive plot points is bringing Andy Garcia's Terry Benedict back into the fold as a part of the scam against Bank (the gang needs his financial backing). It's not surprising that he'd want to bury a competitor, but don't think for a second he's not looking for a way to get back at Ocean even while he's assisting them.
I've gone this far without mentioning George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon or any of the other regulars, all of whom absolutely rock here. For some reason, it's always Damon's characterization of the insecure Linus that I find most fascinating. He's so desperate to prove himself and rise from the shadow of his legendary, previously unseen father (who is finally revealed here) that he provides a nice counterbalance to the cocky nature of the some of his comrades. In other words, he's the most human. But putting Clooney and Pitt in a room together always makes me laugh. You probably have seen the scene in the trailer where Rusty (Pitt) catches Danny (Clooney) in his hotel room watching "Oprah." But that's just the beginning of a scene that gets funnier by the second. And in the film's final moment, which takes place at an airport, these two men deliver one line of dialog apiece aimed at each other that will make your ears do a doubletake.
I have to give director Soderbergh credit for getting a fairly subdued performance out of Al Pacino, whose volume rarely gets above normal conversational levels. The only thing scarier that a dangerous man screaming is one who isn't, and that's how Pacino plays Bank. Of course the film gets silly and outrageous, but that's part of its charm. It makes the ridiculous seem plausible and even preferable. I know that Soderbergh and Co. have said they made this film to make up for any shortcomings the last one may have had, and that they wanted to go out on a high note. If that's the case, mission accomplished.
But this is one of the few franchises I would love to see continue. Every element of this movie works in perfect unison with every other. It's like watching a well-choreographed dance routine or having perfect, well-timed sex. OCEAN'S THIRTEEN is as carefree as it is ambitious, and its nearly two-hour running time flies by in an instant. When it's over, you'll find yourself desperate for more. All sequels should try this hard to be great.

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Reader Talkback
FORST! by vezner2007 | Jun 8th, 2007 09:34:58 AM | I would still absolutely do
Ellen Barkin by Abominable Snowcone | Jun 8th, 2007 09:37:38 AM | it's funny you should mention
that Abom... by just pillow talk | Jun 8th, 2007 09:40:58 AM | Man, this movie scares me. by GrantChastain | Jun 8th, 2007 09:41:07 AM | Grace-less by Forrest75 | Jun 8th, 2007 09:43:42 AM | Well-timed sex? by Franklin T Marmoset | Jun 8th, 2007 09:43:56 AM | Yeah, 12 sucked... by vezner2007 | Jun 8th, 2007 09:44:01 AM | Capone has chosen BlueRay...
here's why... by NachoNegro | Jun 8th, 2007 09:48:01 AM | Just saw it today by slfricky | Jun 8th, 2007 09:49:13 AM | Capone said what? by ByTor | Jun 8th, 2007 09:55:14 AM | Al Pacino has chosen
HD-DVD..., and here's why: by Pound Sand | Jun 8th, 2007 09:59:15 AM | Hitler has chosen
BlueRay..here's why.. by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:02:05 AM | Topher Grace. Stupidest first
name, ever? by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:03:21 AM | Pound Sand by Franklin T Marmoset | Jun 8th, 2007 10:03:52 AM | Holy crap, Linus looks just
like Matt Damon!!!! by Nice Marmot | Jun 8th, 2007 10:04:24 AM | No by Franklin T Marmoset | Jun 8th, 2007 10:05:16 AM | "Lour" Reed bags on Topher's
first name? by GrantChastain | Jun 8th, 2007 10:05:50 AM | Chastain by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:09:11 AM | Franklin by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:09:49 AM | Also by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:11:13 AM | Finally by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:12:32 AM | hey lour by ByTor | Jun 8th, 2007 10:17:04 AM | Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa has
chosen HD-DVD... by NachoNegro | Jun 8th, 2007 10:17:26 AM | Thanks nacho for proving my
point by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 10:20:20 AM | Xander Berkeley has chosen
HD-DVD... and here's why... by NachoNegro | Jun 8th, 2007 10:23:41 AM | don't go to IMDB to ruin the
fun by SlickyVonBoner | Jun 8th, 2007 10:25:40 AM | Clooney, Pitt, Damon et al... by Lacloake | Jun 8th, 2007 10:32:33 AM | Sums up the Oceans perfectly by Angry Golfer | Jun 8th, 2007 10:34:16 AM | Damn you Link! by Lacloake | Jun 8th, 2007 10:35:02 AM | Lour: Topher's fanbase by ByTor | Jun 8th, 2007 10:36:19 AM | Perfect, Well-Timed Sex by palewook | Jun 8th, 2007 10:37:06 AM | Yeah, bullshit by shitstorm23 | Jun 8th, 2007 10:46:11 AM | Lour, we're not talking about
the TB circle jerk... by GrantChastain | Jun 8th, 2007 10:47:54 AM | Gid, God, whatever. by shitstorm23 | Jun 8th, 2007 10:48:16 AM | Topher by JacksParasites | Jun 8th, 2007 11:04:58 AM | I wonder if "Sea of Love" will
be playing by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:06:42 AM | Well it is a stupid name, I
admit.. by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa | Jun 8th, 2007 11:08:56 AM | Topher is a great name. It is
a nickname for... by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:12:41 AM | Is Barkin still a bombshell?
Her body looks .. by Borgnine JR | Jun 8th, 2007 11:20:36 AM | Lour by NachoNegro | Jun 8th, 2007 11:21:16 AM | Ocean's Next... by elizabeth hasselbeck | Jun 8th, 2007 11:23:47 AM | I hope they do an "Ocean's
Infinity" by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:23:55 AM | Ellen Barkin is a sexy tomboy
prizefighter. by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:26:45 AM | lol SkeletonParty by NachoNegro | Jun 8th, 2007 11:27:56 AM | Nacho, let us start on a
script. by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:39:11 AM | Don't get me wrong - I think
Ellen Barkin is great by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 11:52:47 AM | but... but.... by Obscura | Jun 8th, 2007 11:59:22 AM | what, nobody laughed at PFILF? by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 12:05:17 PM | I went to imdb and I didn't
see Topher Grace. by gusborwig | Jun 8th, 2007 12:05:20 PM | I felt that Ocean's 13 was the
best of the three by Razorback | Jun 8th, 2007 12:19:52 PM | Ugh by BizarroJerry | Jun 8th, 2007 12:22:50 PM | I met Barkin several times.
She's a stereo-type. by Negative Man | Jun 8th, 2007 12:30:18 PM | Clooney by michyfergi5 | Jun 8th, 2007 12:31:14 PM | Better Than 12 But Not By Much by genrefanboy | Jun 8th, 2007 12:43:05 PM | There's nothing Topher than
well-timed sex. by Snookeroo | Jun 8th, 2007 12:55:55 PM | Ocean's 7,000 MySpace Friends by Dwide Shrewd | Jun 8th, 2007 01:02:23 PM | Ebert gave it 2.5 stars but
you wouldnt know it........ by Cotton McKnight | Jun 8th, 2007 01:05:10 PM | Wow, Negativeman, thats
unbelievable. by Cotton McKnight | Jun 8th, 2007 01:07:00 PM | Funny comment that makes me
forget I suck in real life by gride9000 | Jun 8th, 2007 01:23:23 PM | Ocean's Twelve by Bob of the Shire | Jun 8th, 2007 01:30:24 PM | I picked lazerdisc, heres why: by gride9000 | Jun 8th, 2007 01:33:43 PM | lets start a band called
Cloony by gride9000 | Jun 8th, 2007 01:35:10 PM | George Clooney tribute act: by palimpsest | Jun 8th, 2007 02:00:00 PM | Topher Grace by Dopenose19 | Jun 8th, 2007 02:01:48 PM | My Dad has chosen
Betamax...Here's why by boba_rob | Jun 8th, 2007 02:27:36 PM | Ellen Barkin looks like the
kind of woman by Borgnine JR | Jun 8th, 2007 02:28:29 PM | An Ellen Barkin cocktail by palimpsest | Jun 8th, 2007 02:45:24 PM | shoulda gone direct to dvd/vhs
imho... by theonecalledshoe | Jun 8th, 2007 02:51:07 PM | As someone who loved 11 but
hated 12... by TheGreenStyle | Jun 8th, 2007 03:19:20 PM | Also... by TheGreenStyle | Jun 8th, 2007 03:30:49 PM | Nice Marmot by BadMrWonka | Jun 8th, 2007 03:48:28 PM | I hate to say this about
Barkin... by BillEmic | Jun 8th, 2007 04:42:51 PM | like a guitar solo, this
smacks of an indulgent jerkoff by HypeEndsHere | Jun 8th, 2007 05:20:04 PM | Hype by BadMrWonka | Jun 8th, 2007 05:36:24 PM | Fun vs. Self-indulgence by BillEmic | Jun 8th, 2007 05:43:23 PM | Barkin = LHBILF by Lando Griffin | Jun 8th, 2007 05:51:31 PM | LHBILF = lol by SkeletonParty | Jun 8th, 2007 06:39:29 PM | Though I only find these
movies mildly entertaining by superninja | Jun 8th, 2007 06:48:35 PM | Best Special Effects of the
Year by Wed Vid Guy | Jun 8th, 2007 07:33:51 PM | special effects by Halfbreedqueen | Jun 8th, 2007 07:35:02 PM | So how much did they pay you
for this? by Johannes | Jun 8th, 2007 08:21:54 PM | "Hey, let me know if this
Ocean's thing gets indulgent" by Pound Sand | Jun 8th, 2007 08:50:31 PM | Ocean's 12 was SHEEET by DarfurOnTheRocks | Jun 8th, 2007 08:58:59 PM | I never saw these Oceans
movies... by Orionsangels | Jun 8th, 2007 11:31:00 PM | previous not precious by Orionsangels | Jun 8th, 2007 11:31:45 PM | Frenchie was underutilized. by PirateEmery | Jun 8th, 2007 11:34:59 PM | Orion, if you are aware that
Clooney, Damon and by superninja | Jun 8th, 2007 11:52:28 PM | I say good riddance to Roberts
and her... by rbatty024 | Jun 8th, 2007 11:58:04 PM | Yeah, not too believable that
Danny would go to by superninja | Jun 9th, 2007 12:45:09 AM | I loved her from "The Big
Easy." I had a crush on her by GQtaste | Jun 9th, 2007 01:09:30 AM | Okay, the hotel was CGI by ewokstew | Jun 9th, 2007 01:54:40 AM | Was it the hotel that Clooney
is by 9banned0.5furious | Jun 9th, 2007 02:19:11 AM | Just got off the phone with
Ocean's 14 by Motoko Kusanagi | Jun 9th, 2007 03:35:41 AM | Can we please stop fetishizing
movies? by Dominic-Vobiscum | Jun 9th, 2007 08:18:37 AM | Viggo's Balls... by Bass Bastardson | Jun 9th, 2007 11:21:45 AM | Oh and Cotton... by Bass Bastardson | Jun 9th, 2007 11:23:08 AM | i agree with the above by mrjoker | Jun 9th, 2007 11:31:14 AM | Spiderman 3 is like getting
fucked by a 300 pound by lost.rules | Jun 9th, 2007 11:39:53 AM | POTC3 is like a blowjob from a
saber tooth tiger. by lost.rules | Jun 9th, 2007 11:41:20 AM | Hey, here's a plot twist: by Jango Fart | Jun 9th, 2007 12:30:00 PM | Lost.rules, please keep it
coming by BillEmic | Jun 9th, 2007 03:03:06 PM | major typo in first phrase of
article! by ulcer | Jun 10th, 2007 01:01:59 AM | liked it by bluetunehead | Jun 10th, 2007 01:37:55 AM | Worse than I was expecting... by a goonie | Jun 10th, 2007 01:32:50 PM | Compared to... by RichieRich | Jun 11th, 2007 11:44:03 PM | part 4 please by RAWHEAD RALF | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:35:16 PM | a goonie is right... by just pillow talk | Dec 17th, 2007 06:54:46 AM | funny you should mention
Buckaroo by just pillow talk | Dec 17th, 2007 11:22:53 AM |
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