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Behold Eli Roth... beaten, whipped and tortured for the crimes he's committed in HOSTEL: PART 2!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... It's pretty much known that Eli Roth and I are friends - So I know that what I have to say about HOSTEL: PART 2 will be pretty much, summarily dismissed as just being shilling for Eli Roth. That said, HOSTEL: PART 2 is vastly superior to the first HOSTEL film, which I loved. This time, instead of the "Ugly American" frat rats - you have genuine likable characters that you don't want to see mistreated. That you do care about. The "kills" are wonderfully theatrical and over the top, and not the brutal types that you see in the first film. Make no mistake, they're bloody and hard, but it's a different kind of violence. Just about every aspect of this film is superior to the first across the board. And it really shows how Eli has continued to mature as an artist.

That said... I really felt Eli deserved to be beaten within an inch of his life by people that know how to do it. Tim League felt he deserved to be whipped in front of an Alamo Audience. And the girls doing it, relished beating this torturer of women. So for your pleasure, we present the humiliation of Eli Roth...










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by RedEyeDistrict
Jun 4th, 2007
07:56:10 PM
second to last?
by Oceanlizard
Jun 4th, 2007
07:58:37 PM
This is basically the definition of self parody, right?
by team america
Jun 4th, 2007
08:04:30 PM
Seriously, this couldn't have been appended...
by team america
Jun 4th, 2007
08:05:36 PM
TORTURE PORN = WONDERFULLY THEATRIC KILLS
by Pound Sand
Jun 4th, 2007
08:19:39 PM
FUCK YEAH
by BrightEyes
Jun 4th, 2007
08:46:31 PM
At last
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 4th, 2007
08:53:00 PM
Despite all the hate for Eli....
by DarthTarter
Jun 4th, 2007
08:54:50 PM
Do you do this just to make us angry?
by bluemcpoo
Jun 4th, 2007
08:55:59 PM
When you're finished with the humour
by MontyPigeon
Jun 4th, 2007
08:58:04 PM
What was the point
by bluemcpoo
Jun 4th, 2007
09:01:38 PM
The funniest thing...
by team america
Jun 4th, 2007
09:07:02 PM
Yawn
by MaryTylerMorbid
Jun 4th, 2007
09:08:44 PM
JEEZ, all the Hostel haters just GO AWAY
by Toxic Frog
Jun 4th, 2007
09:10:33 PM
FUCK HOSTEL
by CQuest
Jun 4th, 2007
09:14:35 PM
Exactly, SoylentMean
by Toxic Frog
Jun 4th, 2007
09:19:47 PM
where are BrightEyes and Spaztronic?
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
09:26:26 PM
oh man, right on cue...
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
09:26:59 PM
Roth is trying to turn this into a joke now?
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 4th, 2007
09:28:34 PM
Part 1 is better
by Prior Walter
Jun 4th, 2007
09:28:44 PM
but...they arent FRIENDS
by CQuest
Jun 4th, 2007
09:31:43 PM
hey Eli...
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
09:33:11 PM
BadMrWonka, the irony of your post is hilarious
by Toxic Frog
Jun 4th, 2007
09:38:42 PM
GONNA EXPLODE?
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 4th, 2007
09:47:30 PM
ummm
by The Dum Guy
Jun 4th, 2007
09:49:27 PM
FUCK HOSTEL
by lecter1914
Jun 4th, 2007
09:50:33 PM
ahem
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
09:52:15 PM
"poing"?
by The Dum Guy
Jun 4th, 2007
09:53:09 PM
I saw a commercial for LFoDH last night...
by The Dum Guy
Jun 4th, 2007
09:54:15 PM
I used to work with a bunch of British guys
by Toxic Frog
Jun 4th, 2007
10:00:44 PM
He ain't no F*CKING ARTIST!!!!!!!
by Power_Girl
Jun 4th, 2007
10:02:55 PM
HIJACKED: lets make this the new ARI GOLD thread
by CQuest
Jun 4th, 2007
10:06:58 PM
Example of why Roth's "films" suck
by lecter1914
Jun 4th, 2007
10:14:31 PM
entourage is about
by CQuest
Jun 4th, 2007
10:16:55 PM
This is my only account and I can get news elswhere!
by Power_Girl
Jun 4th, 2007
10:17:34 PM
I seriously just do not get all the hate for Eli Roth
by DirkAngerReloaded23
Jun 4th, 2007
10:38:05 PM
MAKE UR OWN MOVIE!
by UMAGA
Jun 4th, 2007
10:39:10 PM
And if we can't discuss the movie..
by UMAGA
Jun 4th, 2007
10:39:40 PM
Good LORD, some of you are stupid.
by Zarles
Jun 4th, 2007
10:49:22 PM
Wrong Power_Girl
by Exterminans
Jun 4th, 2007
10:54:56 PM
Then go put on your Donald Duck suit...
by Zarles
Jun 4th, 2007
11:01:31 PM
Spazz
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
11:21:43 PM
and I said, "enjoy your steak"
by BadMrWonka
Jun 4th, 2007
11:22:44 PM
zarles u miss the point
by CQuest
Jun 4th, 2007
11:25:50 PM
I loved the first one, Second one is vastly superior.
by lost.rules
Jun 4th, 2007
11:56:46 PM
FUCK HOSTEL
by Atticus Finch
Jun 4th, 2007
11:59:00 PM
Eli does seem like a cool guy, but that doesn't...
by lost.rules
Jun 5th, 2007
12:06:24 AM
The picture looks like Tranny Porn
by Nezzer6364
Jun 5th, 2007
12:07:19 AM
I do not like these films, but...
by Bronx Cheer
Jun 5th, 2007
12:10:45 AM
There's no substance to his films.
by Retlaw Kciuq
Jun 5th, 2007
12:19:41 AM
RESEVOIR DOGS
by Derek Wildstarr
Jun 5th, 2007
12:29:10 AM
Derek Wildstarr
by Chilli815
Jun 5th, 2007
01:23:27 AM
Why exaggerate the amount of violence in Hostel?
by Some Dude
Jun 5th, 2007
01:31:37 AM
re: Chilli815
by The Dum Guy
Jun 5th, 2007
01:56:53 AM
I have to admit i near spat my beer over my wife when
by bongo123
Jun 5th, 2007
02:13:22 AM
The Dum Guy
by Chilli815
Jun 5th, 2007
02:14:30 AM
HOSTEL 2 WAS AWESOME
by cdp
Jun 5th, 2007
02:39:47 AM
Eli Roth - his films are shit
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 5th, 2007
04:28:51 AM
The first paragraph was made from 80% recycled material
by BannedOnTheRun
Jun 5th, 2007
04:35:27 AM
I ask myself "Why do people want to see these films?"
by BenBraddock
Jun 5th, 2007
05:10:59 AM
The 2nd is a RE-MAKE not a sequel!
by TheHorror
Jun 5th, 2007
05:14:13 AM
BenBraddock
by Chilli815
Jun 5th, 2007
06:27:10 AM
Harry
by NachoNegro
Jun 5th, 2007
06:48:48 AM
Aint It Cool doesn't listen, does it?
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 5th, 2007
06:55:51 AM
harry pt. 2
by TheHorror
Jun 5th, 2007
06:58:24 AM
'We have something in this country
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 5th, 2007
07:00:02 AM
Another thing that should be noted...
by TheHorror
Jun 5th, 2007
07:05:40 AM
Fuck off Harry
by WolfmanNards
Jun 5th, 2007
07:34:47 AM
I dont know which I find funnier
by Fridge
Jun 5th, 2007
08:04:07 AM
FUN
by ProfGriffin
Jun 5th, 2007
08:04:20 AM
What. The. Fuck. ??????
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 5th, 2007
08:19:18 AM
Warped Logic
by Chilli815
Jun 5th, 2007
08:57:03 AM
Kill your own people!
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 5th, 2007
09:17:11 AM
I won't see Hostel or its sequel, but
by Movietool
Jun 5th, 2007
09:22:34 AM
What's that supposed to be? Logic?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 5th, 2007
09:24:47 AM
I see,
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 5th, 2007
09:25:25 AM
I loved Hostel 2
by wowsah156
Jun 5th, 2007
09:54:42 AM
You Just Blew My Mind
by Birdys Piano Teacher
Jun 5th, 2007
10:07:44 AM
let's see...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jun 5th, 2007
12:03:43 PM
harry, i'm dissapointed,
by billyhitchcock
Jun 5th, 2007
01:25:50 PM
This site has become a fucking joke
by Moa Kaka
Jun 5th, 2007
01:40:29 PM
Feking hell...
by loafroaster
Jun 5th, 2007
01:48:52 PM
FUCK HOSTEL
by CQuest
Jun 5th, 2007
02:39:19 PM
enough
by pikagreg
Jun 5th, 2007
02:40:08 PM
AICN is no longer a relevant website
by Particularly Hard Vato
Jun 5th, 2007
02:55:29 PM
just watched it with the sound down and it turned me on
by future help
Jun 5th, 2007
03:03:10 PM
Yeah, enough already!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 5th, 2007
03:26:44 PM
its kind of sweet though
by dieninamyers
Jun 5th, 2007
03:26:54 PM
You guys have got to be kidding me...
by FilmZ0mbie
Jun 5th, 2007
03:44:50 PM
"Cultish trash sets new low standards for brutality."
by FilmZ0mbie
Jun 5th, 2007
03:51:24 PM
Bah! Fucking shill!!!
by Yack Backer
Jun 5th, 2007
04:38:17 PM
I can't believe some of you guys...
by pdennett316
Jun 5th, 2007
04:53:13 PM
pdenett
by spud mcspud
Jun 5th, 2007
05:25:32 PM
Passion of the Christ
by spud mcspud
Jun 5th, 2007
05:29:28 PM
Hmm, I wonder why, when Uwe Boll does something like
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 5th, 2007
05:34:14 PM
pdennett316
by loafroaster
Jun 5th, 2007
05:35:32 PM
wowsah156
by bluemcpoo
Jun 5th, 2007
05:51:17 PM
Eli Roth has chose HD DVD... Here's Why:
by polyh3dron
Jun 5th, 2007
06:02:08 PM
loafroaster has a point...
by spud mcspud
Jun 5th, 2007
06:06:17 PM
Yo Spud
by pdennett316
Jun 5th, 2007
06:07:45 PM
Spud again..
by pdennett316
Jun 5th, 2007
06:17:59 PM
HOSTEL: PART 2 is vastly superior to the first HOSTEL
by Revol
Jun 5th, 2007
06:31:40 PM
Oh and...
by Revol
Jun 5th, 2007
06:34:03 PM
Pdennett - A few explanations:
by spud mcspud
Jun 5th, 2007
07:57:00 PM
Sam Raimi and Spiderman 3
by spud mcspud
Jun 5th, 2007
08:02:46 PM
I am going to stick a gun in my mouth...
by Bronx Cheer
Jun 5th, 2007
08:38:19 PM
I mentioned Saving Private Ryan
by FilmZ0mbie
Jun 6th, 2007
02:52:26 AM
pden
by FilmZ0mbie
Jun 6th, 2007
02:55:13 AM
eli roth is a talentless hack
by THEE Miracleman
Jun 6th, 2007
06:15:22 AM
Posting this in all 7 of the Eli Roth Articles on AIRN
by tehgreekhammer
Jun 6th, 2007
11:18:58 AM
Hostel 1 was a 10 but Hostel 2 is a 30, says Harry!
by BrowncoatJedi
Jun 6th, 2007
11:25:19 AM
That pic sazs 10,000 words
by redfist
Jun 6th, 2007
01:36:05 PM
Haters threaten to leave AICN? PLEASE DO, FUCK OFF
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:45:56 PM
THIS IS FOR EVERY DUMB SHIT TB IVE SEEN ON THIS THREAD
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:46:13 PM
Calling All Arm-chair Filmmakers / Social Commentators.
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:46:25 PM
ANTI-ROTH = PRO-RETARD
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:46:35 PM
ALL THIS AND IVE NEVER SEEN HOSTEL I OR II
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:46:49 PM
gawd...
by Bob Dobbs
Jun 7th, 2007
04:30:37 PM
Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
by spud mcspud
Jun 7th, 2007
06:47:05 PM
ELI ROTH RUULLLLLESSS!!
by jojo-pimp
Jun 8th, 2007
10:22:05 PM
Rob Zombie's Hostel
by Dr Gregory House
Jun 9th, 2007
07:38:01 AM
This website is bordering on absurd now.
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 9th, 2007
10:49:02 PM
that said, I will always thank him for bringing us Sly.
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 9th, 2007
10:51:45 PM
Eli Roth i am comming for you
by inthenarrows
Jun 10th, 2007
02:06:01 AM
what the hell is wrong with you people?
by skaul80
Jun 10th, 2007
02:45:32 PM
this is a protest?
by skaul80
Jun 10th, 2007
03:10:50 PM
if you think Hostel2 was better than Hostel
by smackfu
Jun 10th, 2007
06:57:32 PM
harry is biased!
by BurgerKing
Jun 10th, 2007
11:10:13 PM
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Jun 17th, 2007
06:58:32 PM
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Jun 17th, 2007
06:59:12 PM

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