Published on Monday, June 4, 2007 - 7:33pm
Behold Eli Roth... beaten, whipped and tortured for the crimes he's committed in HOSTEL: PART 2!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... It's pretty much known that Eli Roth and I are friends - So I know that what I have to say about HOSTEL: PART 2 will be pretty much, summarily dismissed as just being shilling for Eli Roth. That said, HOSTEL: PART 2 is vastly superior to the first HOSTEL film, which I loved. This time, instead of the "Ugly American" frat rats - you have genuine likable characters that you don't want to see mistreated. That you do care about. The "kills" are wonderfully theatrical and over the top, and not the brutal types that you see in the first film. Make no mistake, they're bloody and hard, but it's a different kind of violence. Just about every aspect of this film is superior to the first across the board. And it really shows how Eli has continued to mature as an artist.
That said... I really felt Eli deserved to be beaten within an inch of his life by people that know how to do it. Tim League felt he deserved to be whipped in front of an Alamo Audience. And the girls doing it, relished beating this torturer of women. So for your pleasure, we present the humiliation of Eli Roth...
Reader Talkback
last by RedEyeDistrictJun 4th, 2007 07:56:10 PM second to last? by OceanlizardJun 4th, 2007 07:58:37 PM This is basically the
definition of self parody,
right? by team americaJun 4th, 2007 08:04:30 PM Seriously, this couldn't have
been appended... by team americaJun 4th, 2007 08:05:36 PM TORTURE PORN = WONDERFULLY
THEATRIC KILLS by Pound SandJun 4th, 2007 08:19:39 PM FUCK YEAH by BrightEyesJun 4th, 2007 08:46:31 PM At last by RenoNevada2000Jun 4th, 2007 08:53:00 PM Despite all the hate for
Eli.... by DarthTarterJun 4th, 2007 08:54:50 PM Do you do this just to make us
angry? by bluemcpooJun 4th, 2007 08:55:59 PM When you're finished with the
humour by MontyPigeonJun 4th, 2007 08:58:04 PM What was the point by bluemcpooJun 4th, 2007 09:01:38 PM The funniest thing... by team americaJun 4th, 2007 09:07:02 PM Yawn by MaryTylerMorbidJun 4th, 2007 09:08:44 PM JEEZ, all the Hostel haters
just GO AWAY by Toxic FrogJun 4th, 2007 09:10:33 PM FUCK HOSTEL by CQuestJun 4th, 2007 09:14:35 PM Exactly, SoylentMean by Toxic FrogJun 4th, 2007 09:19:47 PM where are BrightEyes and
Spaztronic? by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 09:26:26 PM oh man, right on cue... by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 09:26:59 PM Roth is trying to turn this
into a joke now? by JackPumpkinheadJun 4th, 2007 09:28:34 PM Part 1 is better by Prior WalterJun 4th, 2007 09:28:44 PM but...they arent FRIENDS by CQuestJun 4th, 2007 09:31:43 PM hey Eli... by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 09:33:11 PM BadMrWonka, the irony of your
post is hilarious by Toxic FrogJun 4th, 2007 09:38:42 PM GONNA EXPLODE? by THE KNIGHTJun 4th, 2007 09:47:30 PM ummm by The Dum GuyJun 4th, 2007 09:49:27 PM FUCK HOSTEL by lecter1914Jun 4th, 2007 09:50:33 PM ahem by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 09:52:15 PM "poing"? by The Dum GuyJun 4th, 2007 09:53:09 PM I saw a commercial for LFoDH
last night... by The Dum GuyJun 4th, 2007 09:54:15 PM I used to work with a bunch of
British guys by Toxic FrogJun 4th, 2007 10:00:44 PM He ain't no F*CKING
ARTIST!!!!!!! by Power_GirlJun 4th, 2007 10:02:55 PM HIJACKED: lets make this the
new ARI GOLD thread by CQuestJun 4th, 2007 10:06:58 PM Example of why Roth's "films"
suck by lecter1914Jun 4th, 2007 10:14:31 PM entourage is about by CQuestJun 4th, 2007 10:16:55 PM This is my only account and I
can get news elswhere! by Power_GirlJun 4th, 2007 10:17:34 PM I seriously just do not get
all the hate for Eli Roth by DirkAngerReloaded23Jun 4th, 2007 10:38:05 PM MAKE UR OWN MOVIE! by UMAGAJun 4th, 2007 10:39:10 PM And if we can't discuss the
movie.. by UMAGAJun 4th, 2007 10:39:40 PM Good LORD, some of you are
stupid. by ZarlesJun 4th, 2007 10:49:22 PM Wrong Power_Girl by ExterminansJun 4th, 2007 10:54:56 PM Then go put on your Donald
Duck suit... by ZarlesJun 4th, 2007 11:01:31 PM Spazz by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 11:21:43 PM and I said, "enjoy your steak" by BadMrWonkaJun 4th, 2007 11:22:44 PM zarles u miss the point by CQuestJun 4th, 2007 11:25:50 PM I loved the first one, Second
one is vastly superior. by lost.rulesJun 4th, 2007 11:56:46 PM FUCK HOSTEL by Atticus FinchJun 4th, 2007 11:59:00 PM Eli does seem like a cool guy,
but that doesn't... by lost.rulesJun 5th, 2007 12:06:24 AM The picture looks like Tranny
Porn by Nezzer6364Jun 5th, 2007 12:07:19 AM I do not like these films,
but... by Bronx CheerJun 5th, 2007 12:10:45 AM There's no substance to his
films. by Retlaw KciuqJun 5th, 2007 12:19:41 AM RESEVOIR DOGS by Derek WildstarrJun 5th, 2007 12:29:10 AM Derek Wildstarr by Chilli815Jun 5th, 2007 01:23:27 AM Why exaggerate the amount of
violence in Hostel? by Some DudeJun 5th, 2007 01:31:37 AM re: Chilli815 by The Dum GuyJun 5th, 2007 01:56:53 AM I have to admit i near spat my
beer over my wife when by bongo123Jun 5th, 2007 02:13:22 AM The Dum Guy by Chilli815Jun 5th, 2007 02:14:30 AM HOSTEL 2 WAS AWESOME by cdpJun 5th, 2007 02:39:47 AM Eli Roth - his films are shit by kwisatzhaderachJun 5th, 2007 04:28:51 AM The first paragraph was made
from 80% recycled material by BannedOnTheRunJun 5th, 2007 04:35:27 AM I ask myself "Why do people
want to see these films?" by BenBraddockJun 5th, 2007 05:10:59 AM The 2nd is a RE-MAKE not a
sequel! by TheHorrorJun 5th, 2007 05:14:13 AM BenBraddock by Chilli815Jun 5th, 2007 06:27:10 AM Harry by NachoNegroJun 5th, 2007 06:48:48 AM Aint It Cool doesn't listen,
does it? by Mr GorillaJun 5th, 2007 06:55:51 AM harry pt. 2 by TheHorrorJun 5th, 2007 06:58:24 AM 'We have something in this
country by Mr GorillaJun 5th, 2007 07:00:02 AM Another thing that should be
noted... by TheHorrorJun 5th, 2007 07:05:40 AM Fuck off Harry by WolfmanNardsJun 5th, 2007 07:34:47 AM I dont know which I find
funnier by FridgeJun 5th, 2007 08:04:07 AM FUN by ProfGriffinJun 5th, 2007 08:04:20 AM What. The. Fuck. ?????? by Motoko KusanagiJun 5th, 2007 08:19:18 AM Warped Logic by Chilli815Jun 5th, 2007 08:57:03 AM Kill your own people! by Stalin vs PredatorJun 5th, 2007 09:17:11 AM I won't see Hostel or its
sequel, but by MovietoolJun 5th, 2007 09:22:34 AM What's that supposed to be?
Logic? by Motoko KusanagiJun 5th, 2007 09:24:47 AM I see, by Motoko KusanagiJun 5th, 2007 09:25:25 AM I loved Hostel 2 by wowsah156Jun 5th, 2007 09:54:42 AM You Just Blew My Mind by Birdys Piano TeacherJun 5th, 2007 10:07:44 AM let's see... by jimmy rabbitteJun 5th, 2007 12:03:43 PM harry, i'm dissapointed, by billyhitchcockJun 5th, 2007 01:25:50 PM This site has become a fucking
joke by Moa KakaJun 5th, 2007 01:40:29 PM Feking hell... by loafroasterJun 5th, 2007 01:48:52 PM FUCK HOSTEL by CQuestJun 5th, 2007 02:39:19 PM enough by pikagregJun 5th, 2007 02:40:08 PM AICN is no longer a relevant
website by Particularly Hard VatoJun 5th, 2007 02:55:29 PM just watched it with the sound
down and it turned me on by future helpJun 5th, 2007 03:03:10 PM Yeah, enough already! by Motoko KusanagiJun 5th, 2007 03:26:44 PM its kind of sweet though by dieninamyersJun 5th, 2007 03:26:54 PM You guys have got to be
kidding me... by FilmZ0mbieJun 5th, 2007 03:44:50 PM "Cultish trash sets new low
standards for brutality." by FilmZ0mbieJun 5th, 2007 03:51:24 PM Bah! Fucking shill!!! by Yack BackerJun 5th, 2007 04:38:17 PM I can't believe some of you
guys... by pdennett316Jun 5th, 2007 04:53:13 PM pdenett by spud mcspudJun 5th, 2007 05:25:32 PM Passion of the Christ by spud mcspudJun 5th, 2007 05:29:28 PM Hmm, I wonder why, when Uwe
Boll does something like by JackPumpkinheadJun 5th, 2007 05:34:14 PM pdennett316 by loafroasterJun 5th, 2007 05:35:32 PM wowsah156 by bluemcpooJun 5th, 2007 05:51:17 PM Eli Roth has chose HD DVD...
Here's Why: by polyh3dronJun 5th, 2007 06:02:08 PM loafroaster has a point... by spud mcspudJun 5th, 2007 06:06:17 PM Yo Spud by pdennett316Jun 5th, 2007 06:07:45 PM Spud again.. by pdennett316Jun 5th, 2007 06:17:59 PM HOSTEL: PART 2 is vastly
superior to the first HOSTEL by RevolJun 5th, 2007 06:31:40 PM Oh and... by RevolJun 5th, 2007 06:34:03 PM Pdennett - A few explanations: by spud mcspudJun 5th, 2007 07:57:00 PM Sam Raimi and Spiderman 3 by spud mcspudJun 5th, 2007 08:02:46 PM I am going to stick a gun in
my mouth... by Bronx CheerJun 5th, 2007 08:38:19 PM I mentioned Saving Private
Ryan by FilmZ0mbieJun 6th, 2007 02:52:26 AM pden by FilmZ0mbieJun 6th, 2007 02:55:13 AM eli roth is a talentless hack by THEE MiraclemanJun 6th, 2007 06:15:22 AM Posting this in all 7 of the
Eli Roth Articles on AIRN by tehgreekhammerJun 6th, 2007 11:18:58 AM Hostel 1 was a 10 but Hostel 2
is a 30, says Harry! by BrowncoatJediJun 6th, 2007 11:25:19 AM That pic sazs 10,000 words by redfistJun 6th, 2007 01:36:05 PM Haters threaten to leave AICN?
PLEASE DO, FUCK OFF by Lour Reed luvs Frank ZappaJun 6th, 2007 11:45:56 PM THIS IS FOR EVERY DUMB SHIT TB
IVE SEEN ON THIS THREAD by Lour Reed luvs Frank ZappaJun 6th, 2007 11:46:13 PM Calling All Arm-chair
Filmmakers / Social
Commentators. by Lour Reed luvs Frank ZappaJun 6th, 2007 11:46:25 PM ANTI-ROTH = PRO-RETARD by Lour Reed luvs Frank ZappaJun 6th, 2007 11:46:35 PM ALL THIS AND IVE NEVER SEEN
HOSTEL I OR II by Lour Reed luvs Frank ZappaJun 6th, 2007 11:46:49 PM gawd... by Bob DobbsJun 7th, 2007 04:30:37 PM Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa by spud mcspudJun 7th, 2007 06:47:05 PM ELI ROTH RUULLLLLESSS!! by jojo-pimpJun 8th, 2007 10:22:05 PM Rob Zombie's Hostel by Dr Gregory HouseJun 9th, 2007 07:38:01 AM This website is bordering on
absurd now. by Cotton McKnightJun 9th, 2007 10:49:02 PM that said, I will always thank
him for bringing us Sly. by Cotton McKnightJun 9th, 2007 10:51:45 PM Eli Roth i am comming for you by inthenarrowsJun 10th, 2007 02:06:01 AM what the hell is wrong with
you people? by skaul80Jun 10th, 2007 02:45:32 PM this is a protest? by skaul80Jun 10th, 2007 03:10:50 PM if you think Hostel2 was
better than Hostel by smackfuJun 10th, 2007 06:57:32 PM harry is biased! by BurgerKingJun 10th, 2007 11:10:13 PM \ by The Dum GuyJun 17th, 2007 06:58:32 PM | by The Dum GuyJun 17th, 2007 06:59:12 PM