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Rogen!! Heigl!! Willis!! Jackson!! Alba!! Biel!! Samberg!! Krasinski!! Fabulous Sarah Silverman Hosts THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS!!
I am – Hercules!!
The MTV Movie Awards haven’t been live as long as I can remember; perhaps they’ve never been. The sister show, the MTV Video Music Awards, has been live a lot. Maybe always.
But this year “Survivor” mastermind Mark Burnett has been given the movie show’s reins, and he’s sticking it on live. No one can be certain how much the liveness will add; it’s not like a lot of viewers have organized betting pools on who wins “best villain” or “best kiss,” right? I suspect most of us watch for the movie parodies, which will probably not be live.
Also not live are the parodies viewers were encouraged to create for the show this year. I kinda like “Little Miss Squirtgun,” which I think stars Alanna Ubach in all of the many female roles. The guy who plays Vince Vaughn amuses me also. Though I would not describe all of the parody finalists as watchable, precisely, you can try to watch them here. (I believe some of them could give viewers a new appreciation for the “On The Lot” finalists.)
Girl presenters this year include the Jessici, Alba and Biel, Amanda Bynes, Cameron Diaz, Katherine Heigl, Mandy Moore and one of the ladies in that popular Spice Girl group (might or might not be the scary one; I’m not really up on what’s hot in British pop these days).
Boy presenters include Seth Rogen, Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, John Krasinski, Andy Samberg, Justin “I’m A Mac” Long, Chris Evans, Josh Duhamel, John Travolta, Chris Tucker, Ioan Grufudd, Michael Chiklis, Tyrese Gibson, Robin Williams, and somebody named Zac Efron, who I think was in a popular Disney Channel TV-movie.
Mike Myers is honored with something called a “generation award.”
Musical performers include Amy Winehouse and Rihanna.
Hot, funny Sarah Silverman hosts.
8 p.m. Sunday. MTV.
Before "Knocked Up"!!
Before “Knocked Up,” Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan, Jay Baruchel, Loudon Wainwright and Jason Segal collaborated on an entire season of the hilarious “Undeclared’!!
LOST:
THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON!!
Bonus Features Include: Deleted Scenes, Commentaries, Bloopers and Mini-Docs: “The World of the Others," “Lost Flashbacks,” “Lost in One Day,” “Lost on Location,” and “The Lost Book Club”!!
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is anyone actually gonna watch this instead of the sopranos?
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Only one more to go.
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Is neither hot nor funny. If the C-word ever applied to anyone... it's her.
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That's one thing about talk-backs. Nobody elaborates on anything. They just sit back, lobbing insults at people they've never met and then produce nothing of any sort themselves.
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Better than the Nobel Prize.
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Or is it? hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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that she would host the Independent Spirit Awards and the MTV Movie Awards right after. Doesn't that seem unethical in some way?
That said, as much as I hate all of the categories of this show, especially the new "movie you haven't seen yet" award, the MTV movie awards are the single best produced awards show today. End of story. -
I despise everything MTV is and stands for now. Watching their network for more then 5 minutes makes me want to lobotomize myself, yet somehow its become the default channel for teenagers and college kids all across the nation. If nothing else is on, turn on MTV! Watch as your best friend is apparently able to detect lies via remote! Check out the "Real World" where specifically hand-picked people who are ironically not representative of the real world and put them together in a group and watch the SPARKS FLY!That being said, I'll probably watch the movie awards eventually because they play them 50 times a week after they air. I'm sure some of it will be entertaining.
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Anybody else agree with me? Generally, the guests look hotter and the musical acts are better. Not this year, though, in the latter category. C'mon, there's gotta me more than 2. The year Gnarls Barkley did "Crazy" dressed as Star Wars characters ruled.
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The Movie Awards were my favourite movie award show, but the last great one was the show with Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar! And last year even the parodies sucked!
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"Jessicae" not "Jessici" (if the name were Latin, which I'm pretty sure it's not).
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http://tinyurl.com/reksu
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Bale winning "Best Hero" for Batman Begins was one of the best moments in award show history in my opinion. I'll probably check it out, but these shows are usually hit or miss.
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can spell itself anyway it wants, because it would be sooooo pretty!
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I hope she offends everyone in the room with a choice menu of edgy, truthful jokes, and that Bruce Willis gives them a reason to use the dump button. Yipe-kay...MOFO! Could be a good one.
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attendee's were. "One of the Spice Girls," not sure which one though.
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these shows are pre-recorded, 2hrs before hand or 24hrs. then edited down. The brit awards were live for the first time in 18 yesrs this year. but due to worthiness of the acts and the fact that they no longer have a wet bar, its a very dull show. The only show its seems, that is any fun is nickelodeon kids choice awards.
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like the comedy improv, the mangagement will have gone down through her act and will have taken out all the offensive material.
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It's astonishing how awful that station is. And it's not just the fact that the station itself is bad, it single handedly influences pop culture in a negative fashion. It used to be the station that gave us videos from David Bowie, Madonna (not new Madonna), Guns N' Roses, and Nirvana. Now it's the station that seems to exist solely to feed the ego of spoiled tasteless losers the world over. And even worse than that it's become completely and utterly irrelevant and expendable. It hasnt given us anything worthwhile in the musical landscape in a good solid decade. And that should be enough to make it go the way of the dodo. Moreover it's gotten incredibly conservative, not just unwilling but completely unable to push boundaries. Like and aging 80's rock star playing bar mitzvahs it stumbles onto the stage every now and again inciting some pathetic news story only to crawl back into its self imposed hole until the next season of laguna beach. Take it off the air. Now.
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Totally indistinguishable from any random Playboy model of the week, and don't forget talentless. Alba even sucked in Sin City. Yeah I said it. She was the weak link in a fantastic cast. Truth. But then again I guess even some people find beauty in Lindsey Lohan.
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I think; maybe she can present an award via satellite 'cause her hubby is playing today in Real Madrid's next to last Spanish League football match of the season.
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[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qNUwcsOhvVo[/url]
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lady. She is no lady and doesnt deserve the title. She never even contributed anything to the spice girls and hasnt done so after there demise. She has no talent to speak of. I think the trip to the states will backfire on her. just like what to lady Mucca. Heather Mucca went on dancing on ice and didnt endear herself to the american public. They same thing will to victoria. Victoria beckham is an icy bitch. I for one like many others will stay away from the Victoria beckham movie which lil tommy cruise is producing.
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translation - she realized David Bechham is about to start to "stray" again and knows which side of the bread her butter is on.
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Oh wait, wrong Jackson? Uummm... Samuel L Jackson for Martian Manhunter! Yeah... (turns and bolts for the door)
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Seriously, someone had to point this out. Unlike Jessica Biel who has a quality and proper sized cooch. Nevertheless, MTV is coming up to a point. Where it may need to re-evaluate it's position in the overall ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. The old folks running this network will have to let it go at some point. So, maybe, some younger and more forward thinking person will re-evaluate the shitty state they are in right now.
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...I'm glad you're excited, Herc.
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The reason Silverman can host things that should be exclusive is because she is a whore. She has made a career out of shacking up with talented men who land her jobs and influence her material. Oh right, she finds Jimmy Kimmel to be hot though, thats true love right there. Here is hoping the Bruce Willis that is advertised turns out to be Jon Benjamin.
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There is a big event on TV aimed at 14 year old girls.
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So she just might be there in person. Has Becks carried RM on his back of late or what?
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MTV is the channel for them or they watch it. MTV has been losing ratings at an alarming rate. It's just not interesting anymore. Even the young people don't tune in that much. VH1 gets more ratings, but that's not going to last when Viacom starts micromanaging it more to increase ratings even higher.
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PHUCKING RUINED. Now BET is unwatchable. Thanks a lot Viacom.
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Yeah he's their key player in the past month or two. It's funny how just as he's about to leave Real, he is playing in the best form since he played in United. But whatever defeats Barca is good for me. I guess Becks is training really hard these days before he starts earning that 250m paycheck :)
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Congrats to all you. I can't add much to what you all said. Except Yes, Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, untalented, whore and cunt. Damn Comedy Central for giving her a second season. Damn MTV for letting her host. Well on second thought, she deserves to host a shit fest like the MTV movie awards. Mark Burnett has proven himself an idiot. "On the Lot" is a fraud of a show, this is pretty low for him to pruduce this show. "Pirate Master" he gets kudos for though. I too hate the new "best summer movie you haven't seen" award. What retarded ADD brain damaged pinhead thought that one up? Let's give an award to a movie just out or coming soon. Why, what if the movie gets the award and is total shit. You can't claim something award worthy before it can be seen. I swear to God's unholy taint MTV better not add a catagory to their music awards "best album you've not yet heard" award. That should be enough to make real music fans go blow up that fucking MTV building McVeigh and 9-11 style, and all casualties of MTV employees would be deserved and collateral for that brainfart.
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...that Jimmy Fallon hosted the Movie Awards in 2005! Seriously, everybody who isn't Fallon is a huge step up!
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Do you like anything? I mean, ANYthing?Okay, so you liked the cast of Sin City, sans Alba. And even here you're partially rawng. Well cast or otherwise, Michael Madsen totally phoned it in. Nick Stahl's part could have been adequately played (as he did) by at least a dozen others. The usually sucky Josh Hartnett actually did okay -- FOR A CHANGE. And casting (the admittedly capable) Bruce Willis instead of Lance Henriksen was a phenomenally missed opportunity, as was putting Alba in when her part screamed for a woman to at least partially disrobe.But the thing I picked up from your posts that has me roaring is how "MTV is becoming more conservative." LOL! Okay, by a major stretch of the imagination, you could claim that they are conditioning the next consumer generation. But to do that, you'd have to take into consideration what it is that they are marketing, yes? Not only in their commercials, but also what they report for news, the mindset of the regulars and guests on their shows, etc.
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Silverman was great for the IFC Spirit Awards, but even she should be able to smell this as a heaping pile of shit. Her standup never worked well without cursing so why even bother?
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horrible, just horrible. Its bad that enough having Victoria "tosh" beckham in the world. What we dont need is her someone tryting to ape her. Big brother tv should die. 11 women. and one guy from a band who I have never heard and who calls himself a music producer. hmmm producer of what. He looks like a washed up surfer type crossed with a dutch model circa 1980, you know the type, blonde hair, dark glasses, medallion.
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First, I like the idea of silverman hosting, she's funny, but i'm sure her shit will be more watered down than vodka at a bar, besides, the best host of all time is chris rock and we will never see anyone that good again. I personaly hate MTV, it's shows are fucking retarded, I watch "sweet 16" only to later fantasize about beating those rich spoiled brats with a baseball bat, people tell me "rob and Big" is funny but i refuse to give it a chance. The only good show MTV has on right now is "human giant" but even that is a hit and miss and i only watch it online. You all say you hate MTV and don't watch it, but from some of the posts, you all behave like your common 14 year old MTV viewer, posting only insults and refusing to engage in an inteligent conversation about movies, TV shows, etc. so you all should look at yourselves before you attack MTV for being imature....but then again, i'll probly get flamed on for calling 80% of the TB crowd a bunch of 14 year old kids who can't post anything other than "ELI ROTH is a huge, untalented faggot with herpes and i hope he and his whole family get raped by bears and get cancer" cuz that's what most of these TB consist of.
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I need to spend less time watching CNN and more time posting on AICN.
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I was watching the pre awards show and Jessica Alba just said she thought it was going to be the funniest family comedy of the summer.
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They got wayyyy hotter women who actually puts out as oppose to cockteasin' a muthafucka' like these mainstream flat azz knock-kneed Mtv hos. RECOGNIZE!
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were very cool, its awsome that they have the cars there
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i cant fucking wait holy shit
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transformers?!!! wow, unreal im amazed. screw the movie awards, transformers clips are the real story
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Jun 03, 2007 7:02:08 PM CDT
So far, as I watch this Pre-show, I sound like an Owl!
by cyberbeavis1326
Every other person, it's like "who?"
This Tim Kash, fucker needs to booted back to England. He sounds like a retard. At first he said, "These are the cars of Transformers, that will also be in the movie." Duh, no shit! Then the asshole gave away the fact Shia will be Indy's Son obviously. For people who didn't know that specific yet, it pissed me off. Plus Paris Hilton, too bad nobody will be close enough to shank her. Yeah Jessica Alba just fucked over Fantastic Four. Good job, you look hot Jess, but you're retarded for calling it a family comedy. -
did anyone else see the seat filler sitting donw in britany murphy's seat behind adam sandler?
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Did anyone else have this problem? It ended partway through talking to Jack Nicholson.
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4 Famous Vaginas!
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Ray cokes. immediatley. Those were the days. Cokes was a genius. That is when MTV meant something. To see him mentoring a young Davina mCcall. Then there was that guy DD and his weired movie collection.. Brent Hanson ruined MTV. Kiwi bastard.
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she just went up in my book for verbally raping paris hilton in front of everyone
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Transformers
Harry potter and the order of the Phoenix
The simspsons Movie
Knocked UP
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and yeah what the hell jack, that was weird ha
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She's just fucking fearless.Only reason I'm watching this crapfest.
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Everytime they show sam jackson, he looks pissed off, like he doesn't want to be there
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his shameless plug!
1408 anybody?
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dane cook: still making the word "balls" funny after all these years.
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wow. That was one of the best they got? That was just painful to watch.
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Yeesh. Not really a Dane Cook fan, but I see what he means about wanting to punch yourself in the balls. Hope all the spoofs don't suck this much.
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entertaining show thus far though
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little miss squirtgun was fucking horrible and dane cook is still a hack(now entering minute 14)
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Is it me or do alot of the celebrities looked fucked up, like they had the after party before the awards or something.
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...on the rap acts. Will somebody fucking kill Jay-Z already!
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that was fucking classic
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and i actually own one of his cds
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I liked Dane Cook when he wasn't quite as popular. Now that he's doing more movies and shit he just seems more like another regular run of the mill celebrity
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great kiss
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berserk hawk, youre totally right, i feel like i know you
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is how they show a different human giant commercial at every break.
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Will Silverman's verbal shiv-ing of Paris Hilton make it into the replays of this? Yeah, thought so.
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on the Emmys last year?
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wow, sucks optimus blinks
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sarah is doing great
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fresh prince was a long time ago
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Pretty funny, but how did a "normal fan" get that many actors and an airplane set?
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saw taht coming a mile away
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i would bend camron over, lift up thet little skirt and bang that bitch untill my dick killed thae baby i just impregnated her with
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Wait. Who did SS shag before Kimmel???
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My soul just died a little.
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Best Summer Movie you haven't seen yet..This whole show was basically a commercial for Transformers...Geez, I feel kinda dirty for bothering to sit through this crap. And SS hasn't been on hardly at all. Bullshit I say!
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and the movie wasn't even fucking released yet. This shit is gonna clean up.
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and his phone is ringing off the hook with guys asking what it's gonna take to convert.
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They're on TV again.
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and MTV? I would rant about it, but meh, it's just the movie awards show.
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At least something happened right.
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let's make a 2 hour TV spot, and edit some crappy awards show into it
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Meh, I'm tapping the Sopranos and playing Guilty Gear Accent Core, and every now and then taking a few minutes of to see if Sarah Silverman flashes her poon... but instead I catch the Transformers Movie giving a Self-fellatio Award. Sad.
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I'm speechless. ;)
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I gotta agree with Industry Killer on this one. MTV has become completely irrelevant. They used to be on the cutting edge. They used to matter to teenagers, and sometimes, they even made a difference. Now it's all watered-down generic bullshit, and the worst part of it is that music videos have become an afterthought. I don't think I've seen a music video on that station in years. It's just awful Hills and Laguna Beach re-runs. Just because MTV ushered in the reality TV era with Real World, they feel they can exploit the format with partially scripted series about completely vapid people. Take, for instance, its Rolling Stone reality show. It was a great idea that could've been really cool. I actually filled out the 15 page application and sent in a video. Am I a little bitter about not getting on the show? Sure. But that's no excuse for the piss-poor casting job that was eventually done. After watching the pilot it was easy to tell, in my infinite wisdom, that not one of those people deserved to ever have a job at Rolling Stone, let alone an unapid janitorial internship. It's all about picking a bunch of weirdos to fill demographics, the same mega-issue currently plaguing On the Lot, which lost all credibility in its first episode when complete hacks made "The Top 50." Out of 12,000 submissions, I am virtually positive that the show's producers received better short films from better directors than the ones they chose, but the talented ones were either too polished for the amateur-filled show or they simply didn't fit the casting demands - like the kid who didn't go to film school, the guy with a family who has one last chance to make it, the mom who's a wanna-be filmmaker, etc. But that's Fox's problem. As for MTV it's like a plague on society. There's not an iota of creativity within that whole network. It's just safe, poppy crap, from Room Raiders to Pimp My Ride to Punk'd to whatever new awful show they're trying to trick teenagers and twentysomethings into watching. It's sad, because it's a channel that caters exclusively to that holy demographic of 18-24 year olds, but there's nothing remotely engaging about its programming. Why make repeated half-hearted attempts at drama when MTV should be sinking its money into original comedic programming given the dire state of the network sitcom. Believe me, there are plenty of people at MTV being paid ridiculous amounts of money to package and produce pure shit like The Hills, Newlyweds, Road Rules, etc. It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure that channel can even be saved. And what's worse is how easily people are buying into that trash. It reached a boiling point for me when I listened to last week's Sports Guy podcast on ESPN, only to find a 20 minute "interview" with some dude from Inferno. Talk about a Z-grade celebrity. Here's a guy, Bill Simmons, who I love and cherish as a fellow Boston sports fan, a guy who's columns/podcast are one of the highlights of my week, getting sucked into this pointless whirlwind of hype generated by the geniuses at MTV, and devoting an entire podcast to asking him softball questions about a reality show that pits former reality show contestants against each other... or something. Sports Guy should be embarrassed, but MTV might deserve a medal for brainwashing a credible media personality into thinking that Inferno and its pea-brained audience matter whatsoever. It's frustrating, knowing there's a channel out there that's supposed to be "for me," and not being able to find a single watchable show on it. I don't know what can be done to change it. All I have is my little pulpit here and hope that Sumner Redstone spends his evenings reading AICN talkbacks. MTV is completely unredeemable and if anyone of you watch it I urge you to reconsider your television viewing habits. Granted, the MTV Movie Awards are literally the annual apex of its programming, and Sarah Silverman is the bomb-diggity, but even that awards show has been suffering for years, recycling the same ideas and breaking no new ground in the format, when it's the supposed to be the only "fun" awards show whose structure and awards can be played with. There are so many things that could be done to make that show cooler, but judging by those user-made entries, letting fans make their own mash-up trailers is not one of them. Just more fuel to the fire that's burning the network to the ground. MTV2 is still cool, but it's only available in a handful of households, and is best enjoyed under the influence of some sort of drug. I long for the days when John Norris, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield were front and center. Hell, even The Devil himself, Carson Daly, would be an improvement over some of the "talent" that's currently on the air. It really is a shame. And for the love of God, bring back Rock and Jock. I would tune in just to watch Michael Rapaport post-up Frankie Muniz one more time.
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It's Transformers overkill!The transformers presenters are followed by a tranformers commercial which is followed by another Tranformers commercial.
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YouTube?? Slackers.
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Just how much marketing budget the Transformers Movie has? Damn you Michael Bay-Desu.
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HAHA. If you know who about Jimmy Kimmel's "No time for Matt Damon" continuing joke, then that last quip by Sarah was pretty damn funny. Youtube it.
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where was katherine heigl?
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jesus fuck christ. I watch 3 minutes of this thing, just got finished watching the Fountain again, and I saw possibly 12 transformers references. Fuck me. I hate MTV.
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obviously the paris hilton bash was great. and you cant blame them for having this long as transformers commercial of a show, but at least they probably didnt rig the best summer movie you havent seen yet, but maybe you never know
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ah...see i'm in canada so i had the even more shitty mtvcanada so we had different commercials and i was surprised that there wasnt 1 for the movie...but apparently the states showed em a lot..lol
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God, you are not kidding... he is pissed everytime they show him... what a prick...
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actually got air time. I don't think MTV actually figured out that was on them.
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Anyone else hear Jerry Bruckheimer tell Johnny to thank the writers? What a prick! Yes, it was Transformers overkill, but at least we got some Peter Cullen voice action!
Oh yeah, wasn't that the chick from Beakman's World and the dude from that bad con show on comedy central in the Little Miss Squirtgun spoof? If those were the best spoofs out there, then that's really really bad. -
You watched that show? And you continue to think Sarah Silverman is neither hot nor funny?
TAKE IT BACK, TALKBACKER!! YOU ARE GIVING A BAD NAME TO ALL ANGRY VIRGINS!!
I warned you not to defy me.
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She is hot, like the second tier hot below Biel and Alba. :)
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Doesn't he work in the mailroom at Variety? How did this motherfucker get a black box?
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And found the one-liner of the year on its forum; "Damn. You've got to wonder how much WD-40 the MTV execs ended up swallowing after fellating Transformers for two hours."
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damn fine, and optimus prime and bonecrusher was sick. goodnight
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A) Bruce Willis
B) Robin Williams
C) Ioan Gruffudd
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...the entire thing is a Transformers commercial.
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...I'm sure he's beat them all on crack consumption.
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bust on everyone.
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That was a fantastic burn.
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I'm sure your spoof would have been hilarious. And whoever said Sarah Silverman's not hot, I hear Dane Cook's available. He can't be that unfunny and still get dates.
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The Democratic Debate tonight. Anybody catch that? No? Nevermind.
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You know, we can do paragraph breaks in here now.
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paris to laugh at herself. and everyone else was laughing for sure, man that was really classic, i laughed my ass off. brilliant shit.
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during the mtv transformers commercial movie awards? i likey
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JacksParasites, I never said I could make a better spoof than those, but those first two spoofs were sooo unfunny. It's bad that out of all the entries that they had, they were the finalists. I admit I didn't see all of the entires, but I can't believe that at least two other people couldn't make a better spoof than those first two.
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New AICN policy - let's stop labeling every non-ugly female who does something besides sing or play "typical" female roles at "hot". There's a difference.
So starting immediately the following females will be removed from the "Hot" category:
1) Sarah Silverman
2) Chloe from 24
Who am I missing?
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Someone should warn me about these things!! Argh! I need to sleep now...
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Jun 03, 2007 10:56:25 PM CDT
Yes robersilence: add Kirsten to the list to be removed
by happyhamster
Good call.
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Should be moved to the I'd rather lick a toilet seat catagory
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What a fucktard!
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that you'd turn down Lopez if she asked you to explore her vaginal canal with your penis.
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POTC 2 named best film. Johhny Depp best actor. Could this so-called award show be anymore of a joke? I think not.
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So just because the guy said Jennifer Lopez isn't hot, it does NOT mean he would not bang the living crap out of her if given the chance.
This is a common misunderstanding that I get when I say someone isn't "hot" or "overrated". Many times I've had to tell friends that I'd screw Tina Fey two ways to Sunday before you could say "Weekend Update", but that doesn't mean I think she deserves a "hot" rating.
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...and all you have are clips from like 4 movies to show? That doesn't seem right, does it? :)
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I wouldn't poke is Paris Hilton; and that's because she has Herpes. You never skip an opportunity to add to the stats, boys.
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She's a less talented version of Taylor Dane. Why is she a star?
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They said I should go to rehab!
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http://tinyurl.com/ywu77l
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...far more entertaining and is at least not a commercial for bayformers
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for not firing him like they almost did. A great thinly veiled fuck you to the guys who almost turned a billion plus dollar franchise into a huge summer flop the size of a Michael Bay movie not starring Will Smith, Bruce Willis or Nicholas Cage. Depp made the Pirate movies, without him those movies would just be more generic summer movie fluff. That comment just reminds me how monumentally stupid producers are with major blockbusters and so afraid to try anything different.
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Holy shit man, do I even NEED to say anything? When I said that Billy Crystal would do a hilarious spoof of UNITED 93 on the Oscars I was FUCKING JOKING. I didn't think things had gotten that fuckin low. They do a wacky Weird Al/Leslie Nielsen spoof of REAL PEOPLE WHO DIED ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO and everybody claps and votes for it as their favorite "spoof." And you can't even tell, are these people so god damn stupid they don't even know that really happened? I'm almost starting to agree with that country singer asshole with the "Have You Forgotten" song.
Well, at least it was in a dignified context. I'm sure if those people had known that their deaths would provide laughs during a 2 hour infomercial for a Transformers movie they would've been very proud. And of course their families now can take pride in what they've been able to accomplish even in death.
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Jun 03, 2007 11:45:25 PM CDT
Nicole Richie and Lindsey Lohan not eligible for List..
by happyhamster
These are "typical" Hollywood starlets (ok, humor me in Ritchie's case). No, the list is for "geek friendly" women. Not sure what that means exactly, but I know it when I see it. Tina Fey fits the model, but Lindsey Lohan and Jenifer Lopez don't. Perhaps someone else can articulate this better.
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Who's worse? Somebody who committed a fucking armed robbery a few years ago or somebody who made a parody of UNITED 93, which happened a few years ago?
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...we can spoof about United 93. That was not an objectively "worse" disaster than any of those. The only difference is the amount of time that's passed.
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Better than most of the MTV Movie Awards of recent past, but in general MTV Awards are no longer cutting edge or very entertaining. There were some good moments during the show like Sarah Silverman's monologue, but for the most part it is no more cutting edge anymore than the Oscars. Most of the A Listers don't even show up anymore. Will Ferrell, Johnny Depp, Bruce Willis, Jack, Samule L Jackson, Adam Sandler and a bunch of has beens (at this point Robin Williams is totally irrelevant and I doubt he can even open a door anymore much less a movie) and B Listers. Where were the Ocean 13 guys (Pitt, Damon, Clooney, etc)? They have a movie coming out this week. Same with Steve Carrell. Zack Braff has a movie coming out. Nichole Kidman too. Angelina Jolie (granted her movie won't appeal to the MTV crowd). It really seemed like they only had about a dozen or so presenters and next to no one in the audience. The MTV Movie Awards used to be a hot spot for Hollywood especially the under 40 set. Now some of the big names were Paris Hilton, Justin Long, Amanda Byrnes, and Shia LeBeuouf.
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I've ever seen.
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Damn..... I didn't think of that. Mark Burnett works for SEEBS and eMpTyV is owned by Viacon which in turn owns Dream Works and Paramont Pictures who are distributing Transformers.
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...it's got to be shit
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business do you think Transformers will do? And how hot is Megan Fox? And how depressing is it that she's engaged to Brian Austin Green? He's the biggest douche in the universe. Also, he fucks cats.
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yea its a little weird, but it didnt bother me that much.
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but i cant help but laugh after watching it. humor should be controvertial often.
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This show isn't even funny. It's sad. It's not only sad, it's a complete joke. I know I sound like an old prude, but I can't even believe the crap on TV lately. MTV has officially lost me.
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you know played music
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Do I like anything? It's a reasonable question given then when I enter talkbacks it's usually to slag something and I typically only "fanboy" out on talkbacks for indie films no one reads. To answer your question yes there are plenty of things I like. Ask yourself what I'm usually griping about: Genre Films. Things like 80's properties and comic book films. Genre films are in a very sad state of affairs. Whereas in the 80's we had guys like SPielberg and Zemeckis and Cameron at the helm, now we have hacks like Michael Bay and Len Wiseman. Now even if you like either of those filmmakers movies, they are unarguably inferior to what we used to get. And sorry if I'm being a hard ass, but that dog just will not hunt with me. We seem to have forgetten that imaginative films don't have to be derivative, condescending, or low rent, and it just bothers the shit out of me that no one seems to care. So yeah I like stuff, but it's more important right now to focus on gaping short commings of the film industry in hopes that maybe someone will hear and things will get better. And as for MTV being more conservative, you're god damn right it has. I don't think rich kids acting like complete and utter burnout losers is all that edgy or boundary pushing. And considering thats what makes up about 90% of the programming on MUSIC television I think conservative is the perfect way to put it. When they do choose to play videos it's usually boring play-it-safe tripe like Fall Out Boy, Panic At the Disco, or Jessica Simpson type teen star X. MTV used to make headlines and discover defining acts left and right, in fact they were about the only thing that made the 80's bearable (at least thats how I look back on it in my then very childish mind). If you are trying to say MTV still has that kind of impact you are probably a 15 year old kid. In which case I would like to personally tell you that your generation is the biggest bunch of tasteless pussies since teens in the early fifties watched Annette Funicello ride a surfboard in a candy stripe one piece.
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their taste is dictated to them. "But Shia says I should see the movie and he's cute so I'll go see it." "Paris hilton likes small dogs so I like them too" so on and so forth. It goes from movies & music to what kind of underwear they wear, it's sickining how programmed they've become.
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actually. The whole Annette Funicello thing. But at those teenagers redeemed themselves when the Beatles got cool with Revolver, Jimi Hendrix, and Vietnam Protests. They subsequently lost that cool when they sold out the country every which way but loose to George Bush.....who is probably a big fan of the nice programming on MTV.
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Yeah, uh, when did THAT happen? Was I not paying attention? When I first saw her, I thought, "Who's the aging divorcee with the bad tan and fake tits?" Yeesh.
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...Big Brother is both sides equally working to control the masses. The left constantly will tell you not to say something based on whether it will hurt someone's feelings or might offend someone, the right will tell you not to say something cause it's not patriotic, both sides disagree with each other point by point in almost exactly opposite stand points. It's used to confuse the masses and make sure that all can't unite for a greater common good, the issues they make big aren't big issues of the day, securing our borders, discovering the cure for AIDS and Cancer, it's Gay Marriage and Abortion. The biggest problem is that the pop culture now is taking part in it whole handedly, and people just eat it up. Unfortunatly, because of things like MTV, people don't vote their hearts and minds, they vote based on what P.Diddy tells em.
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horseface...I'd rather do that tranny amy winehouse, actually who am I kidding, Id do both.
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you haven't seen award? jeez. it should do hulk business just for the hubris.
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and MTV so it's just self-felating bs.
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Is there really an easier target than Hilton? Thats about as edgy as suggestion Michael Jackson might like little boys or that Bill Clinton likes blowjobs from chubby girls.
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to make a political statement when I said MTV was conservative. I meant more that it is just absolutely toothless as a force in the pop culture landscape. Instead of innovating like they used to, they follow trends often long after they have been established. They are the image purveyors rather than the image makers. And my association to GWB wasn't really because of any sort of political reality so much as I just assume a man of his mentality likes crappy toothless programming, which MTV is more than happy to provide.
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...way to easy to infer incorrectly. I'm sure he sits with his teddy bear and bowl of pudding and watches Laguna Beach, "Mr. Cuddles, do ya think Sally is gonna discover Justin is cheatin on her, heh heh heh, pudding is good."
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...it seems like the whole thing was slapped together just to do a commercial for Bayformers.
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...the's media megaconglomartes need to go away and go away fast. It's criminal the way it works, and how they can even own movie theater chains and movie rental chains and there's no legal problem with anything they do, these things have become almost monopoly like in size only there are only 4 or 5 now I think.
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I personally don't watch MTV because I find the channel a brain washing device. I stopped watching the "movie" awards years ago. The fact so many people watch and then complain means nothing, next year don't watch! MTV needs to die and so does most pop culture.
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it was a "parody" of real, specific people, and the specific circumstances of their real deaths, which happened less than six years ago. When UNITED 93 came out I thought it was crass to turn it into a movie, and advertise it just like any other movie. I don't want to watch it, but by all accounts it's great, respectful, classy, etc. I don't doubt it. But we were all okay with turning it into a popular entertainment product and now we take it to the next step, which is of course to turn these real deaths into not just humor, but the absolute lowest form of humor, just below the fart joke, the guy dressed up as character from recent hit movie which counts as a joke joke.
And if anyone really believes the guy was trying to make a tribute to people who stand up to tyranny (a word he didn't even know how to pronounce) then I'm gonna go fuckin blow my head off right now because it's not even worth trying to redeem this culture at that point. That speech was a thrilling sequel to the previous greatest "nothing is sacred, and if you see anything that seems sacred at all let me know so I can pee on it" moment in MTV Movie Awards History, when Michael Bay dedicated his MTV Best Action Scene popcorn award to the people who died at Pearl Harbor, for making it possible.
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...I took broadcasting in college, ratings in cable tv mean as much as having a who's got the bigger wiener contest. Cable channels make their money off how many markets they are in not what their ratings are. Shows that have less then 2 shares have the same ads most of the time as any other show. Look at G4, distinguished as being the lowest watched channel on the cable dial by neilsons, you still see ads for major movies, soda, video games, other tv shows, and every other product under the sun. They make their money reguardless of ratings, that is why you see channels on cable take these dramatic format changes. A station will completely change format, loose all it's audience and still have as much ad revenue as ever before.
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Well, said. Well, said.
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Please please please kill yourself. My grandma was killed by an armed robber less than six years ago. She was not at all affected by the movie "United 93." Nor was I. I believe the guys who parodied "United 93" relatively talented. I think people who rob innocent people with guns deserve the gas chamber.
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...because for every person who criticises fox news there's a person who will blindly follow MSNBC or CNN, for every person who believes every word of Michael Moore and Moveon.org there is someone who believes everything Bill O'Riley says. None of it has credibility, it's all a talking point for one side or the other, the truths are in this weird grey area called common sense, where you look at an issue and look at it from a logical standpoint, and attempt to apply common sense.
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personal life Darth Girlfriend? You'd be pretty pissed even if it was ten years down the road. Vern takes exception with this parody, I thought it was silly, possibly in poor taste, not as mad about it, but oh well it was just as shitty as the other three they showed. Now I'm sorry for what happened to you and your family but there both tragedies, neither should have happened but they did and we move on from there.
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If that grandma story is real, then at least you hold something sacred, your grandma. Is it too much to ask that our culture not shit all over your grandma, over the victims of flight 93, etc.? Should we throw your grandma's death into EPIC MOVIE 2, maybe put her picture on the side of a popcorn bucket with a Verizon Wireless logo over it? No. I just wish people would give a shit about ANYTHING anymore. I can tell you're very emotional so I won't get upset that you hate me, because it's coming from your heart. You can't take that for granted these days so I respect that. Thanks Darth Girlfriend.
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...is it true your from Seattle?
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I just watch movies... Lots of movies... Oh and whatever is sent out free over the airwaves... Oh and any TV shows that magically appears on my harddrive... But mainly movies...
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A terrorist attack that happened several years ago. I saw him babbling on about tyranny thanking his family, the fat bastard should have that popcorn trophy shoved up his fat ass. Conservative, liberal and independent and it doesn't matter when someone is just in bad taste.
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Shia and his rampant cat fucking. It's like, "Dude, enough is enough. Heathcliff can only take so much!" Someone seriously needs to take his cat-nip stash away; dude is seriously sick. Also, he fucks cats.
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went home after the awards and had a kitty cat three way as they both fuck cats.
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Jacob's Ladder. Silly Agent Orange induced life-flashing-before-my-eyes moment! That kind of stuff tickles me pink.
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work her street corner, shesh, whore it down a few snatches, I mean, notches... do it, Amanda, do it for the kids.
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Pearl Harbor and Vietnam were decades ago...9-11 happend a few years ago. TOO SOON indeed.
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raped by a priest. And the hillarity ensues......
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Captain Jack Sparrow as an Insurgent. Dane Cook as one of the soldiers. And the hillarity ensues.......
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Hiro from Heroes is the killer. The kids from Laguna Beach are the students. And the hillarity ensues....
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Well played, sir. Well played... On another note, did anyone notice how rockin' Cameron Diaz's body looked in that dress? Yummy. Too bad some weird curse was put on her that caused her face to turn ridiculously ghoulish. I'd still tax her ass...and maybe put a tariff on her vagina.
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That whole show was one big PP for TF. From the pre-show to the "awards". ("Best new movie you haven't seen yet? Shee-it!) Well, I guess somebody had to pay for Sarah Silverman's nationwide celebrity douche-fest. (anyone notic ehow the camera's didn't cut to Jack Nicholson anymore after he got his "award"? It's because he got the fuck out of there, FAST! Get in, get out, get the job done!) Best of show: Rihanna and Posh Spice. Whooo-ee! Now that's one sandwich I'm like to be the salami in, if you know what I mean...(and I think that you do!) oh yeah, and asshole, cocksucking motherfucking dickbreath, shitbag cum-gobbling felcher!
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That "United 300" short was in EXTREMELY poor taste; it just goes to show how long we respect our real-life heroes in this day and age. (and dare I say it, in this country and this culture) Oh, no I di'int...!
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I dunno I found Pearl Harbor pretty offensive as well
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I don't care if it was 50 years ago. They took and absolutely catastrophic world changing event and made it into on of the most melodramatic pieces of shit anyone has ever commited to film. No seriously. it's one of the worst movies of all time. Ever. Without question worse than Ishtar. Or Waterworld. And Gigli isn't the worst movie Ben Affleck ever made, guess what is, Pearl fucking Harbor. For all the shit that film gets, it still doesn't take enough flak for absolutely pissing on the memries of the people who were there. The only reason I may disagree with Vern, and I havent given it enough thought to make that call. Is that it was very obviously a parody of a movie, a movie that was about a tragic event yes, but a movie nontheless. Also it's Russian terrorists and quite frankly fuck those guys.
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Yeah, it was some years ago, and I"m sure a lot of the younger crowd won't remember. But he was top-shelf in my book.
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Not so much because it's 'too soon' or in poor taste or whathaveyou. It's depressing that pretty much anything is grist for the marketing mill these days, and that people have become so inured to the whole process that it barely even registers anymore.You're not on your own, Vern.
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Does this really give Vern enough moral superiority to scold some filmmakers who made fun of other filmmakers who made a film about 9/11?
What the fucking fuck??
Vern, I'm cool with film parodies. What I'm not so cool about are asshole thugs waving firearms in my mother's face. Get some FUCKING perspective, fucktard. -
If they were gonna make some point about UNITED 93 being a movie based on a tragedy that would be one thing, but they didn't do that. They treated it like EPIC MOVIE treats NACHO LIBRE (I'm guessing, not having seen either movie) - hey, here's a movie that exists, if we make a reference to it that's funny! And they used rolling the cart down the aisle as a weapon... I mean, jesus.
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Im so glad that I fast-forwarded through that shit. There was nothing there worth a damn. It was nice to hear Optimus talk, and I do like him having something behind the shield. However, that, was a pretty solid waste of time. Silverman does not have a body for a dress. The talent were misused. The Transformers promotion was over the top. Also, you have to be pretty fucking sick and twisted to make a parody out of flight 93 and 300! Seriously...if you want to tell Vern to fuck off because of some of your own drama...then fuck you. Sorry that happened, but some shit goes over the line. Like parodying real-life heroism, and turning it into a fucking bad spoof. How anyone involved in that did question it for a minute. Goes to show you that people have a short attention span. Nevertheless, that show sucked. Someone call up MTV. They need some assistance.
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I'm a little annoyed that Ike Hill by Franklin T Marmoset was not considered for the 'best film you haven't seen' award. I mean, that's a pretty fucking good film, and no one's seen it yet. Not even me. It's so unseen, I haven't even finished writing it yet. You'd think MTV would have been all over me, offering me tickets to the show as a nominee and whatnot, but I didn't hear a thing from those whores.What's that about?
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...at least that's the demographic that they seem to gear everything towards. Lame.
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if only in carform...still. THERE`S RATCHET. all the TF- footage kicked all amounts of ass... oh, and the lady is H O T. might equal "FoxThree" for all kinds of men! (get it? yeah, i know...)
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last year they wheeled him out to hype the worst of film of his career. Snakes on a plane and now he will have to re-live that show over and over for the rest of his career. Samuel L Jackson is Sixty in a couple of years so he only has a couple of years left to pull his career out of the fire.
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Transformers is gonnna be great at the B.O. with all this awareness. It would have been great if Optimus did give out an award CGI style. Music guests did suck but music and MTV does not mix anymore anyway. United 300 was funny. You have to remember it's about making fun of terrorists not victims which they did not do. I know I would like to see a few terrorists get impaled by a few spears. I also would have liked a few memorible speeches. 300 guy could have screamed his speech or something wacky like that. Oh well. Still nothing else better was on this past Sun anyway.
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Because it was all awesome.
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You heard me. It's the only thing worth watching on that channel, damn hilarious show, and I'll be picking up the DVD set when/if it ever comes out. You can watch most if not all of the sketches on mtv's site. Don't sleep on this show!
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From what little of the movie awards I watched, I did get the feeling that it was an infomercial from Transformers (I love the quote from above that Pennsy dug up from Television w/o Pity: "Damn. You've got to wonder how much WD-40 the MTV execs ended up swallowing after fellating Transformers for two hours."). That's hot. And while I'm on the subject, I missed Silverman's Paris Hilton insults, I guess I'll have to dig up a torrent of the show or find on youtube (or one of the countless re-airings of this show that will be done).
I did manage to catch the awful United 93 parody (hire whoever made it for the next Epic/Date Movie), Transformers winning an award before it comes out, and POTC2 winning the award for best movie or whatever.
What a shitty, shitty network. I hope Human Giant gets picked up by Comedy Central so I can avoid MTV altogether. Saying MTV is for 13 year olds is an insult to that demographic rather than an insult to MTV. I find I can stomach the programming on VH1 over anything on that channel, which I never would have been saying 10 years ago. -
Hmm, I guess that shows how out of tune I am. I saw that yesterday on the MTV website and couldn't figure out why anyone would put 300 on a Plane. But I don't own a tv, and United 93 really wasn't on my personal radar. How distasteful.
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MTV has been shit for the better part of a decade.
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You're being generous. Even before "Beavis & Butthead" went off the air, MTV had gone to shit.
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I used to love the MTV movie awards, and then I realized why, I was a minor. I watched the awards last night, and I didn't get pissed for it sucking, or because it was a Transformers commercial or because it wasn't that funny. In fact I didn't get pissed at all, MTV is just for 14-year olds and not me. Although, Will Ferrell and Sacha kissing was hilarious, rivaling almost everything Jim Carrey has done on the show in the past, except when he accepted an award as a hippie, that was hilarious, "There's a whole lot of fine looking pussy here tonight."
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I haven't regularly watched it since The Osbournes first season. I think the last MTV Movie awards show I saw was the one where Return of the King won. I have disliked MTV for a while, but I would suggest that instead of getting all worked up about how bad it has gotten, just don't watch it. If people stop watching it, they'll either put on better programming, or it'll go off the air.
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12-15 years is probably closer to the truth now that I think about it. That's right around the time they cut the video playing time down to about 2 hours a day tops. That's when the 'M' in MTV stopped standing for 'Music' and started standing for 'Morons' as a friend of mine so eloquently put it.
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It was a terrible show full of lame jokes and references,...only giggle I got was Paris chipping her teeth on penis bars,...oh and the cut to her reaction,...Sara S I think is a great talent ,..but I gotta say I loved her hosting The Saturn Awards better,....at least her material,...everyone seemed awkward and disjointed,...I dont know maybe Im cranky,.....and the spoofs sucked really bad,...really bad,...That whole thank the writers quip from J.B kinda pissed me off too,....Its like "hey dickhead producer if anybody should thank the writers wouldnt it be you"Dance Johnny dance,...when I say jump,.. guess what?? Johnny jumps,....I hated it ,..worse produced MTV MOVIE AWARDS ,....EVER!!!
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it was very edgy and creative this year, although we could've done without all the cheap shots and transformers ads. and those fucking godawful musical numbers that have no point to be in the show just show sarah silverman can change into a different outfit. i turned on the new genius episode of the sopranos just as jay-z came out of his 12th retirement. a word to mikey jordan on this as well. dudes, when you say you're done, that means..YOU'RE DONE. that's it. no ifs ands or buts about it. you don't keep coming back to whatever the hell it is you were doing because you remain loyal to it. fuck it and move to the next thing. and now on to weather..
just kidding. the highlights had to be when sacha baron cohen and will ferrell did that "from here to eternity" on-stage kiss for talledega nights. and when jack attack got best villian for the fucking awesome movie the departed. well deserved by the way. and the same goes for johnny depp for getting best male performance for pirates 2. nice little standing ovation to go with it. pirates 2 getting best movie was kind of expected and mike myers was fun to watch as always getting his award. sam the man is always awesome too whenever he's on stage. will probably watch this one a couple more times. -
now he's trying to be a positive individual.
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That was worth watching the beginning. Damn.
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That was the WORST show I've ever seen. WOW. The only thing that was remotely cool was seeing the crowd cheer that Paris Hilton was going to jail. Everything else was just fucking embaressing. I kept waiting for something cool. Anything. I saw some cool actors. Gerard Butler was cool. Borat was cool. Otherwise... the whole show... I just really felt sorry for everyone who had to attend that. And... Sarah Silverman shouldn't host shit she clearly despises. I hope she was paid a lot of money. Something good came from that piece of shit.
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None of them were funny. NOT. ONE! Those were the best of the lot? Seriously? I didn't see who won but if it was that United 300 one there's no hope for the USA. That couldn't have been in more poor taste. What the FUCK was MTV thinking airing that abomination. I'm all for free speech and that but people DIED on that airplaner and to exploit it with a fucking spoof for a giant corporate orgy of an "award" show is despicable. REPRE-FUCKING-HENSIBLE!
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...who is spreading that awful rumor that she is?
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...who is spreading that awful rumor that she is?
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Is when I'm on the treadmill at the gym. And believe it or not between the hours of 5AM and 7AM they DO show music videos. Aside from that I don't watch. It used to be the 1st channel I put on when I was younger, now I can't stand it. Viacom should use MTV's "10 Spot" as a place to showcase reruns of struggling/younger skewing Viacom Network shows like Veronica Mars or How I Met Your Mother or maybe even Instant Star(Which airs on The N). The only good Viacom stations are VH1 Soul and MTV Hits which show 24 hours of videos non stop. MTV though is beyond hope. And it's bad that they even had to cancel Laguna Beach. A show that was ridiculously high rated for them but slipped in its last season big time. When the kids aren't even watching their bullshit faux reality fare, they are in some seriously deep shit.
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I jus twent back and read the TB. thank you for mentioning jus thow utterly crass and disresepectful that United 300 thing was. Did that thing WIN? That is scary. MTV should be ashamed for airing that shit. I've seen United 93 and it is a wonderful and difficult film to watch. Whterh things happened the way it was portrayed i nthe film it is a tribute to everyone who dies on 9-11. To make a spoof of that is nauseating to say the least.
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Actually man the studio heads was not keen on Depp when they saw his take on the character. The studio heads were wanted a more swashbuckling type of Captain. The producers and director got backlash from the studio. When the studio saw Depp's take on Jack Sparrow they were concerend what type of image was he trying to project. Was this Captain Jack supposed to gay or drunk? What Depp says is true. Don't care about the other stuff.
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Wow. Who knew?
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I mean I flip channels...I think I see the cable-box text "MTV" but then my eyes start to inadvertently close and I get this rotten cake taste in my mouth and wood peckers start hammering at the rain gutters, Timmie (pet hamster) starts pissing incessantly in his cage and all over the velvet rock posters, my dog starts yelping and assjacking my sister's stuffed big bird and the walls begin to bleed. But then I move past whatever that channel was and everything is fine. Or is it?
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...in fact it was funny. They just shouldn't have used United 93 for it. That was just dumb. (Was it so difficult to make something like "300 Snakes On A Plane"?)
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The biggest lamest part of the whole show was the Boratitis bit because there was actually a pretty decent parody skit of that submitted to the contest and MTV stole it and then turned it to shit in that crap version.
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To show up all glitzed up to an awards show and then to be publically insulted several times and then to have all your "peers" cheer over referances to you going to jail.
Maybe this will drive her from the limelight and we'll never again have to see or hear her.
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and I think lindsay lohan deserve that bitch slap cause she is a little pig. I think that Paris hilton slap down was funny.
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none of her ex boyfriends talk. No one likes Paris Hilton but that was cheap. Besides, they created her.
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the victoria beckham movie.I heard that a year ago.I mean for god sake. I hope her tv show bombs. She is a real bitch is victoria, even her dating and engagement and marriage to David was pre-arranged by PR people and I am getting pretty fed of those two-tier celebs. who break the law and whine that they are going to jail. I would also put George Micheal in this category. Boo-hoo the media wants to run george out of england. you caused a very serious accident and you George are drug addict.. This media-bashing nonsense really pisses me off. Doing something else with your worhtless little lives or other wise act like your payed to do and shut the fuck. Its your choice. You wanted to be famous. You made your bed, now go and lay in in it.
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People still watch MTV? I dont think I have watched MTV for 15 years. Once they stopped playing music and just started showing crap shows I became disinterested...MTV started to die ever since TRL got popular. Sarah Silverman is a horse-faced cow...sorry, I just cant stand her. She is not funny at all and just goes through the "I am a gentle looking woman who has a filthy fucking mouth" routine which gets old (ala Jenny McCarthy)
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r. Jesus, what a match made in "mass-media for the mindless" heaven. I can think of two no-better suited for each other than those steaming piles of "appeal to the mindless massess" of commercial tripe. Except, maybe, Fox and ANY reality programming.
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Or was that just another ploy for viewership? On a sicker note, I saw TINO! toys in the store yesterday. I nearly puked when I saw the Optimus Prime Mr. Potato Head. no joke. http://tinyurl.com/yuerus
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how was "united300" in bad taste ? it was hillarious. btw if u want to believe that BS they fed us about all of them being heroes and forcing the plane down then go right ahead....anyone with a brain knows that plane took a F-16 missile up the ass....if antything was in bad taste it was making "flight 93" in the first place.....at least "world trade center" was based on actual fact. the transformers part were great, im glad to see the major promotions for the movie beginning finally....and even tho i dont like MTV because they show crap all the time and almost no music except for 3am in the morning....it is a good place to market the movie, given how many people watch MTV......who the hell is sarah silverman anyways ??? i know she was in a star trek:voyager episode
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moment I turned it off was minutes after the passengers realised there was a bomb on board. I couldnt watch the film after that. even though you know whats going to happen in the end and even though the chaos on the day was brilliantly handled by greengrass. There was a point where I couldnt watch the movie anymore. Besides Paul greengrasses best films are Omagh and bloody sunday. In omagh there is a moment where Gerald mCsorely' bereft dad goes to meet Gerry Adams(played in a magnificent perferomance by jonathan White) and he asks adams why he wont give up the names of the real Ira leaders. That scene is best pieces of acting I have ever seen. Bloody sunday remains Paul greengrasses masterpiece. A truly brilliant reconstruction of one of the most horrifying chapters of modern day irish history. I dont think Jimmy nesbitt will ever be as good as that again. Even though Ivan cooper never said those words as spoken by nesbitt. They were true. If you enter someones s country and kill 13 innocent people. You will have serious repercussions. if go into someones country and bring down the govt by force you will have repercussions too. The ira nearly did but they failed. Internment doesnt work. They Ira fought against what they called diplock court system. British created more terrorists and not less. I laothe the Ira as much as I Laothe. al-aqada. but I see the same parallels. Even the establishment of a sectarian govt in iraq is eerily familiar to me because in NI they already have one. america has created little muslim versions of gerry adams and Ian paisley. Paisley junior hates gays and lesbians and he is govt.
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I am not sure how funny she is regularly on her showtime show or when she was on SNL...but I definately feel she was the worst host EVER!!! for any damn awards show..Oscars, Grammy's....ten times worse than Letterman even!!! Terrible awards show!! BOOOOORRRRIIINGG!!
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Probably half of the crowd attending the awards would be in jail for a DUI or a drug bust if not for luck. They're just a bunch of hypocrites. Lohan, Spears, Hilton...it's amazing that it's considered classy in Hollywood to wear underwear.
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...the funniest, best awards show around. Movie spoofs were high-budget, high-talent productions, just as an example.Last night's was the cheapest, phone-it-in, let's-get-fans-to-film-spoofs-for-us crapfest ever. The best moments were only just average. Glad I recorded and fast forwarded.
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The one with the beehive. Everyone should find the serious interview Paris did on the pre-show, it was hilarious.
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What the fuck happened to you, dude? When I first saw you, you were wearing a wedding dress. singing "Sweet Dreams" and scaring the shit out of me as a kid. Now you're crying about your girlfriend and doing Borat impressions.
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Vern: "it was a 'parody' of real, specific people, and the specific circumstances of their real deaths, which happened less than six years ago."
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slkbxrman you have to be the biggest moron in the world if you believe flight 93 was brought down by a missle. (not to say it wouldn't have happened if it got near Washington D.C., but that DIDN'T HAPPEN!) and howloingdervish, how many relatives of those 300 Spartans are alive today, you stupid fuck?
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Thanks for playing the MTV game of dumbass. Not no, not hell no, no mother fucking way should your piece of shit short be on The 300 DVD.
Andy Signore, director of Best Spoof winner "United 300," was caught handing Gerard Butler his business card, and asking that his short film be included on the "300" DVD. Butler made a big show about refusing his request, camping it up theatrically. As the nervous filmmaker buckled, Butler broke into a big smile and shook his hand, saying he enjoyed the short film. ...
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i was a little uncomfortable with tit also, but it could have been worse. the terrorists weren't arabs, if i remember right they had some generic eastern european or something accent...
i didn't actually watch it all the way through, it was kind of dumb. -
it just could have been a lot more offensive.
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Dude, cut the kid a break. He was only promoting himself shamelessly, which is what most everyone else there was doing. Okay, except Sarah Silverman, who was much busier demolishing Paris Hilton.
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One of the first and I think most telling stunt-casting roles Hilton got was the first season of Veronica Mars. UPN stuffed this down Rob Thomas' throat (I'm just guessing, I wasn't there, but come on, you KNOW I'm right) and Paris wound up playing a rich-bitch two-faced slut who gets shunned by her rich boyfriend and all her other rich friends when they find out she's fucking a (GASP!) Mexican. And a POOR one at that.
I'm also guessing she wasn't really in on the joke. -
Zardoz: "howloingdervish, how many relatives of those 300 Spartans are alive today, you stupid fuck?"
So it's okay to mock death, as long as enough time has passed? -
"Now it's the station that seems to exist solely to feed the ego of spoiled tasteless losers the world over." - IndustryKiller!
Amazing how interchangeable the words "station" and "website" are in that sentence.
Sara's was such a disappointment. Her jokes about Paris were lame. Ooo, I'm a big, bad comedian taking on Paris Hilton. If you are going to take on someone, the person is supposed to be important. Otherwise who cares? Who's Next? Webster?
That song Umbrella was weak. -
I remember mega hype about her for absolute ages, so when I saw her in School of Rock I thought to myself 'hey, maybe she'll be funny', but she wasn't. Now you can argue it was a shit part in a crap film and didn't showcase her talents, but then why would she take that role? My answer - she's another 'edgy' comedienne who is extremely overrated.
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I cant believe MTV aired that crap..and then it wins? that shit was terrible!! how dare anyone make fun of events that occured during 9/11...even if it is just making fun of a film about it.
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I really shouldn't have to explain what was so wrong about that stupid and insulting film. I'd really like to see a protest about it, though. Start complaining to Viacom, peoeple. Let them know we are not amused by their blatant insensitivity...
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Not at all.
I was pointing out that a healthy portion of entertainment exploits real-life tragedies, and to get enraged about it only when it occurs in one's own lifetime is foolish. -
As much as everyone thought Sarah's Paris's bashing was cool and funny, what they did not know was that Paris actually had planned to go to the MTV movie awards to have fun, and true her jail stint has been played out in the media for days, but I honestly felt sorry for Paris when people cheered her and when Sarah read her filth, I like Sarah's brand of humor but honestly I thought she SUCKED hosting the MTV Movie Awards...most def a CUNT!
I mean seriously lets lock Sarah up in a tiny jail cell for 23 hours a day and let her out for 1 hour to take fingerbang herself in the showers... -
Can someone elaborate for me?
Was Silverman just trying to call him a pussy?
Glad I was able to scan through this show. That way I missed most of the shameless plugging for Transformers.
Loved the rip on Paris & Lohan (though not so many cheers for the Lohan comments?)
Johnny Depp proved yet again why he's one of the coolest dudes alive, and erm....yeah, I got nothing else.
Pity Sarah never fell out of her dress when she ran from the fat guy, that woulda been cool. -
Sarah is on medication for depression. That could make for some funny material. I'd be depressed too if I had to blow Jimmey Kimmel to get work.
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then she should get the hell out of the entertainment business before lil tommy cruise tracks her down and lectures her to the point where she becomes a cruise-bot.
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