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HERCULES Muscles His Way Back To The Big Screen!! It Is Written!!


Merrick here...

Variety tells us that Millennium Films is prepping yet another iteration of HERCULES. This is, no doubt, sparred by the success of 300, and because there have been so few spins on the story in recent years (how many have there been, 73 trillion...there 'bouts?).

The project has already been scripted by Sean Hood. He wrote THE CROW: WICKED PRAYER and HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION. No word yet on how they’ll approach this material, or who will direct.

300 stylization, perhaps? An angstier, angrier hero seeking redemption? A young, beautiful, misunderstood bad boy vying for the love of an excessively violable maiden chick – even though the dashing bad guy (the son of some king) already has her attention? Or, maybe the concept will be reinvented, and Hercules will find himself an uncharacteristically talented professional wrestler, who comes to learn that he’s actually the descendant of Gods & must defeat the local Ganstas (Wesley Snipes and Snoop Dog) in order to save the Hood. Lest a horrible misunderstanding occur, I’m just goofing around here…I don’t know what they’re up to.

All I know is that I smell another 2 hour long History Channel special airing the night before the film’s release, and that they’d better consider Coaxial’s Hercules for the title role before going any further. 'Cause, you know, a creature of might he is.

For my money, no one will ever equal the strange and troubling Lou Ferrigno HERCULES movie. Check out these clips. I can’t decide which moment rocks harder: the line of dudes being slowly smashed into the wall by Lou Ferrigno’s tree trunk (that doesn’t sound right, does it?), or Hercules applying the physics he must have learned in Sweaty Muscle Man Combat School to propel his chariot through the heavens. It’s all, very Mel Brooksian, isn't it?





Read the original Variety article HERE!!!




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How about the Bill Murray "Hercules"?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 31st, 2007
08:54:25 AM
National Lampoon's "Hercules."
by Uncapie
May 31st, 2007
08:58:26 AM
Bring back Kevin Sorbo. It
by ClarkK82
May 31st, 2007
08:58:32 AM
Lightsabers?
by keanho_in_nyc
May 31st, 2007
09:00:12 AM
"No word yet on how they’ll approach this material"
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 31st, 2007
09:02:39 AM
The Sorbo
by Frodo1
May 31st, 2007
09:05:57 AM
This movie will suck. UNLESS . . .
by Nice Marmot
May 31st, 2007
09:09:59 AM
RAIMI VS. SORBO
by THE KNIGHT
May 31st, 2007
09:11:00 AM
now THAT's a trailer.
by thefoggiest
May 31st, 2007
09:14:46 AM
I hope they do it like 'The O.C.'
by Spandau Belly
May 31st, 2007
09:19:40 AM
Remember it ain't a REAL Hercules film..
by Borgnine JR
May 31st, 2007
09:21:21 AM
Do the Greek Version
by RobRed1
May 31st, 2007
09:21:53 AM
Unless they throw a bear into space...
by Boba Fat
May 31st, 2007
09:24:53 AM
Why not a new Robin Hood?
by DerLanghaarige
May 31st, 2007
09:29:07 AM
softness in his eyes, iron in his thighs
by Crimson Dynamo
May 31st, 2007
09:32:02 AM
I'd like the full on Greek Myth version please.
by Cameron1
May 31st, 2007
09:33:34 AM
will this be like the Disney version?
by newc0253
May 31st, 2007
09:34:33 AM
Who gives a shit about Hercules! D-WAR TRAILER IS OUT!
by Gluecifer
May 31st, 2007
09:36:16 AM
Uncapie is Right!
by PackyMcCracken
May 31st, 2007
09:43:36 AM
Screw Herc...Bring Me a Xena Movie
by saintsfreak
May 31st, 2007
09:55:55 AM
from the guy who wrote Halloween Ressurection??
by StovetopStuffin'
May 31st, 2007
09:58:38 AM
...In NY!
by Angry Golfer
May 31st, 2007
10:12:05 AM
I guess Bruce Willis has lost interest in the Q&A
by jack-torrance
May 31st, 2007
10:19:02 AM
Ah, Golan-Globus...
by Ned Pepper
May 31st, 2007
10:40:17 AM
HERKALEES! KERKALEES! HERKALEES!
by Osmosis Jones
May 31st, 2007
11:13:19 AM
It's HERACLES
by Thomas Cromwell
May 31st, 2007
11:18:00 AM
Hercules: The Deaf Warrior and his Fab Rainbow Bridge
by modlight
May 31st, 2007
11:32:43 AM
All you had to say was "HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION"...
by brokentusk
May 31st, 2007
11:51:41 AM
We want the SORBO!!!
by spikebad666
May 31st, 2007
12:20:08 PM
too bad Larry "Bud" Melman has passed...
by BadMrWonka
May 31st, 2007
12:31:57 PM
Sybil Danning rules lol
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 31st, 2007
12:42:27 PM
Any who doesn't remember this Hercules w/Schwarzenegger
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 31st, 2007
12:50:53 PM
AND who doesn't remember this Hercules w/Schwarzenegger
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 31st, 2007
12:52:15 PM
Why not .....
by BillyPilgrim
May 31st, 2007
12:55:57 PM
I guarantee straight to video
by Vern
May 31st, 2007
01:06:32 PM
Sybil Danning vs Lucy Lawless in the
by Borgnine JR
May 31st, 2007
01:07:42 PM
YES Vern
by Bloo
May 31st, 2007
01:15:57 PM
Thanks Merrick
by skimn
May 31st, 2007
01:16:56 PM
I don't remember Lou...
by rost
May 31st, 2007
01:26:29 PM
Hercules in Los Angeles.
by Stalin vs Predator
May 31st, 2007
01:42:42 PM
STEVE REEVES
by riskebiz
May 31st, 2007
02:10:43 PM
This studio could produce my 'Hitter' movie
by Spandau Belly
May 31st, 2007
02:12:16 PM
Sandstorm....sandstorm...
by CatVutt
May 31st, 2007
02:26:50 PM
dy'all know
by Automaton Overlord
May 31st, 2007
02:42:38 PM
The DOORWAY to a NINE HEADED MONSTER...
by Alonzo Mosely
May 31st, 2007
02:49:26 PM
DEDALUS!
by BRUTICUS
May 31st, 2007
02:51:11 PM
Kevin Sorbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by teethgnasher
May 31st, 2007
02:56:50 PM
Xena vs Hercules!!!!!!!!!
by teethgnasher
May 31st, 2007
03:12:44 PM
This should really be...
by nobunaga902
May 31st, 2007
03:30:04 PM
Best Hercules Ever ...
by Hercules
May 31st, 2007
04:10:59 PM
DerLanghaarige, RE: Robin Hood
by David Lazarus Long
May 31st, 2007
05:23:02 PM
Vern...
by TELF
May 31st, 2007
05:26:28 PM
Wow, I'm surprised...
by TheGuyInTheBackRowTalking
May 31st, 2007
05:32:00 PM
Oh yeah, Steve Reeves,,,now that's Hercules...
by Shub-Wankalot
May 31st, 2007
05:44:56 PM
New JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS version of Herc was best...
by Monkey_King
May 31st, 2007
05:55:18 PM
Best Hercules movie
by hktelemacher
May 31st, 2007
07:44:59 PM
A case of stolen PBR and Lou's Hercules. Ah, memories..
by The Rondo Hatton Blues Explosion
May 31st, 2007
07:55:43 PM
marvel comics hercules
by iwontwin
May 31st, 2007
08:39:56 PM
Sybil Danning
by orryn
May 31st, 2007
09:40:17 PM
Telf
by Vern
Jun 1st, 2007
02:42:51 AM
I just got off the phone with Kevin Sorbo...
by Hideo Kojima
Jun 1st, 2007
03:48:11 AM
It'll be a blockbuster...
by BigBlackDude
Jun 1st, 2007
04:07:25 AM
Get Busta Rhymes as Hercules
by jack-torrance
Jun 1st, 2007
06:08:45 AM
Kevin Sorbo's Hercules was
by estacado
Jun 1st, 2007
11:46:53 AM
all this movie needed was...
by pikagreg
Jun 1st, 2007
07:33:32 PM
Sam Jackson as Zeus
by bender7
Jun 2nd, 2007
11:50:46 PM

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