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Published on Thursday, May 31, 2007 - 1:31am |
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Scurvy SURVIVOR Substitute!! CBS and Mark Burnett Launch PIRATE MASTER!!
I am – Hercules!!
“Pirate Master” features 16 Americans out of their element, 33 days in a tropical setting, weekly eliminations and a million-dollar prize purse.
Just as “Starter Wife” doubtlessly seeks to fill the Thursday-night viewership vacuum left by the absence of fresh “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Ugly Betty,” so does the 13-episode “Pirate Master” - the latest from reality maven Mark Burnett - seek to mollify that demographic pining after Burnett’s “Survivor.”
Instead of a deserted beach, the contestants live aboard a 179-foot pirate ship as they use clues to find real gold worth real money. The “pirate master,” or last contestant standing, gets the grand booty of $500,000.
* Nine of the 16 prospective pirate masters are in their twenties;
* Five are in their thirties;
* The remaining two are in their forties.
* Two are bartenders.
* One is a male stripper/scientist.
* Eight are from California.
The cast:
Laurel Schmidt, 21, glass blower, Los Angeles;
Joy McElveen, 21, receptionist, West Columbia, S.C.;
Alexis Shubin, 26, publicist, Fountain Valley, Calif.;
Christa DeAngelo, 29, movie extra, Tamaqua, Pa.;
Nessa Nemir, 29, make-up artist, Berkeley, Calif.;
Jupiter Mendoza, 30, bartender, Los Angeles;
Cheryl Kosewicz, 35, deputy D.A., Reno, Nev.;
Kendra Guffey, 38, dive master, Los Angeles;
Ben Fagan, 23, musician, Charleston, S.C.;
John Lakness, 25, scientist/stripper, Carlisle, Mass.;
Azmyth Kaminski, 26, music producer, Los Angeles;
Sean Twomey, 27, bartender, Venice, Calif.;
J.D. Morton, 36, smokejumper, Fairbanks, Alaska;
Jay Hatkow, 37, auto parts salesman, Detroit;
Louie Frase, 43, marina owner, Fishing Creek, Md.; and
Christian Okoye, 45, ex-NFL player, Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.
Learn what they look like here.
8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.


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Reader Talkback
first! by deevil69 | May 31st, 2007 01:35:19 AM | "The tribe has spoken" is now
"Walk the plank, matey" by Mullah Omar | May 31st, 2007 01:37:23 AM | stupid as Survivor by Rupee88 | May 31st, 2007 01:44:51 AM | The Real Pirates of the
Caribbean by Boondock Devil | May 31st, 2007 01:56:09 AM | I dunno by mrbill67401 | May 31st, 2007 02:22:53 AM | so do they get training on how
to say "arrrrr"? by newc0253 | May 31st, 2007 02:45:10 AM | and shouldn't that be Pirate
Lord, rather than Master? by newc0253 | May 31st, 2007 02:52:27 AM | Ninja Master vs Pirate Master by Mullah Omar | May 31st, 2007 03:11:18 AM | So, you think you can Pirate. by Napoleon Park | May 31st, 2007 03:18:57 AM | Nap, you forgot... by Mullah Omar | May 31st, 2007 03:29:55 AM | Except, phoenixmagi.... by Blok Narpin | May 31st, 2007 03:29:57 AM | This missed the boat AND
jumped the shark already . . . by The Game Master | May 31st, 2007 04:05:25 AM | They did something similar to
this in Ireland years ago by Blarney-Man | May 31st, 2007 04:38:15 AM | I'm also a Stripper/Scientist,
as well as Tinker/Tailor by Flim Springfield | May 31st, 2007 06:12:20 AM | What, no Romber? by CeeBeeUK | May 31st, 2007 06:17:57 AM | Scientest by Day Stripper by
Night - does Roger by Yeti | May 31st, 2007 06:19:31 AM | the Apostle: by newc0253 | May 31st, 2007 06:26:37 AM | Actually by Falcon5768 | May 31st, 2007 07:27:57 AM | Yaaarrrahhhh!!! by indyjonez100 | May 31st, 2007 07:33:07 AM | I'm a jizz
mopper/phlebotomist... by Bor | May 31st, 2007 08:54:18 AM | Christian Okoye!? by keyserSOZE | May 31st, 2007 09:08:19 AM | The Nigerian Nightmare by Bloo | May 31st, 2007 10:07:58 AM | Caution to parents - This show
is rated by cromulent | May 31st, 2007 10:12:53 AM | WTF is a "Pirate Master"
anyway!?!?! by StovetopStuffin' | May 31st, 2007 10:19:57 AM | Where's Rupert?!?!?! by whoopdeedoo | May 31st, 2007 10:22:36 AM | Christian Okoye? by Heckles | May 31st, 2007 10:37:03 AM | UGH...are we through this glut
of reality TV yet? by jimmy_009 | May 31st, 2007 10:38:14 AM | Rum, sodomy and the lash by NapoleonDynamite | May 31st, 2007 10:42:50 AM | Arrrrgghhhhhh by BillyPilgrim | May 31st, 2007 10:49:32 AM | Christian Okoye! The Tecmo
Bowl superstar! by GrantChastain | May 31st, 2007 10:52:22 AM | Please, somebody run over
Burnett by Mister Man | May 31st, 2007 10:55:24 AM | Add the word "Butt" to the
show title, and I'm there by cromulent | May 31st, 2007 11:01:37 AM | So are they gonna rape and
pillage villages? by Mike_D | May 31st, 2007 11:23:24 AM | They should... by ltgalloway | May 31st, 2007 11:39:00 AM | Can this really be considered
'reality tv' anymore? by Richard Cranium | May 31st, 2007 12:08:31 PM | Napoleon: You forgot one tv
show.. by rockgolf | May 31st, 2007 12:10:08 PM | This show looks AWFUL by Sidius | May 31st, 2007 12:26:49 PM | Or as I like to call it, "On
the Yacht" by Big Jim | May 31st, 2007 12:54:49 PM | Sidius by Bloo | May 31st, 2007 01:19:32 PM | Picton Castle by CanCon | May 31st, 2007 01:40:36 PM | Dammit,Herc, the spelling bee
talkback? Anyone? Anyone? by Pennsy | May 31st, 2007 02:01:09 PM | Maybe if Keira Knightley was
on this pirate ship... by Pennsy | May 31st, 2007 02:03:14 PM | 'warming', that is. by Pennsy | May 31st, 2007 02:06:45 PM | Who Wants To Be a Buccaneer? by The_Deathticle | May 31st, 2007 02:52:57 PM | Games are fun. Some games are
fun to watch. by Flim Springfield | May 31st, 2007 03:52:59 PM | How does one become a
stripper/scientist? by Novaman5000 | May 31st, 2007 04:02:06 PM | Stripper/Scientist by Big Jim | May 31st, 2007 04:06:46 PM | Wasn't there already a pirate
themed reality show? by Pops Freshemeyer | May 31st, 2007 04:36:19 PM | Please tell me y'all watch
this shit by ShallowGrave | May 31st, 2007 08:30:26 PM | ShallowGrave by Hercules | May 31st, 2007 09:36:53 PM | This was so bad... by ATARI | May 31st, 2007 09:45:27 PM | Yeah, well I'm an
astronaut/whore... by Billyeveryteen | May 31st, 2007 10:23:51 PM | Is this the movie with all the
porn stars? by mrtwig48 | May 31st, 2007 10:35:32 PM | once Okoye is gone... by keyserSOZE | May 31st, 2007 11:13:44 PM | Well, the scientist/stripper
thing makes sense now... by Flim Springfield | May 31st, 2007 11:23:30 PM | Oh, it's just about the high
seas pirates by Magical Jew Eyes | May 31st, 2007 11:26:14 PM | Scientistripper by RokurGepta | Jun 1st, 2007 12:21:53 AM | I'm a fluffer/dentist by INWOsuxRED | Jun 1st, 2007 12:28:53 AM | wow by deevil69 | Jun 1st, 2007 02:17:27 AM | Were the skeletons that were
strewn about the landscape by Pizza The Hut | Jun 1st, 2007 06:47:26 AM | New Survivor? Nope.... by DarthTarter | Jun 1st, 2007 07:48:45 AM | Buttpirate Assmaster by Zarles | Jun 1st, 2007 07:50:11 AM | Shoot they voted off the best
of the worst first by cromulent | Jun 1st, 2007 08:05:20 AM | No worse than WHO WANTS TO BE
A SUPERHERO? by SpyGuy | Jun 1st, 2007 08:23:25 AM | ARRRRRRgh, Matey! by Pizza The Hut | Jun 1st, 2007 09:12:18 AM | Pirates Vs. On The Lot by bythehairofsanjaya | Jun 1st, 2007 11:36:12 AM | Who would have thought... by ArcadianDS | Jun 1st, 2007 11:48:20 AM | Holy crap, that was
entertaining in a train-wreck by Big Jim | Jun 1st, 2007 01:08:18 PM | Treasure! by radio1_mike | Jun 2nd, 2007 08:19:47 AM |
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