Merrick here...

Here's some hard hitting journalism, and scoopage at its finest.

Tonight at 11pm (Eastern/Pacific - which always confuses me greatly) MTV will air two minutes of the Adam Sandler/Kevin James movie I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY.

This is the movie about two male firefighters who pretend to be married in order to solve a pension snafu. It features Rob Schneider as a Chinese guy, which is kind of disturbing.

What's most important here is that Jessica Biel's ass will (evidently) make an appearance during this footage.

I've never been a huge Jessica Biel fan, but...I must say..this hiney is curvyliciously agreeable. So say we all?

The footage will appear during a two minute segment sandwiched between THE REAL WORLD and ROAD RULES.

Do I recall correctly that...sometime way back in the dinosaur days of "reality" television...THE REAL WORLD actually seemed kinda/sort not contrived, and almost felt "real"? These days, it's so over the top...so extreme...so ugly in its frivolous, superficial, party bozo mentality...it's absurd.

Oh well, I guess that's what sells. Partying...and Jessica Biel's ass (extrapolate this sentence to its logical, and intended, conclusion).