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The Awfulness!! The Hotness!! Behold The Awfully Hot DOA!!
Merrick here...
Okay, so, I'm not really sure what to say about this.
Truthfully, I haven't been following this project too closely, having long ago abandoned hope that we would ever see a reputable big screen adaptation of a video game. I do know the game itself, though - my kid kicks my ass at it using combo moves I can never seem to emulate. Little bastard.
Anyways, there's a DOA movie out there, somewhere. Its entirety recently made a brief appearance on Google Video. I dutifully tried to watch it, but the picture quality was completely depressing. What little I could make out looked downright silly, and not the least bit tantalizing. The performances were...ah, who gives a shit about the performances?
None the less, I suppose I'll give this a chance...for the impossibly hot babes with cool weapons, ya know.
Here's what the film's trailer looks like, in case you haven't seen it yet.
Seems the movie is headed for a June 15 release, despite persistent rumors that it's been banished straight-to-video. In an amusing example of fetishistic synchronicity, DOA will open opposite NANCY DREW.
Father Time sent in these posters - they're from DOA's international promotional campaign. They kind of speak for themselves. Thought you might like to take a look before we get bludgeoned by our own domestic marketing.
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woo-hoo!
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Looks like the worst piece of tat I have ever seen.
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WILL get an oscar for this film.
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I didn't even make it past the studio logo.
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at least the "actresses" in DOA are above legal age.
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guess we'll have to wait 'til they re-launch this franchise. chris nolan where are you.
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i saw this back in October of 2006 at a theatre in Korea. it was one of the worst movies i've ever seen. complete waste of time. everyone left the theatre fuming with regret. the performances are horrible, the effects are horrible, damn near everything is ridiculously bad.
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Really,who gives a shit?
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Poor reviews, and bommmmmmmbbbed.
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Dude this movie was released last year, its on the shelf in HMV lol
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Merrick my man if you've played that game as much as I think you have you know I'm right on the subject to this post. The only reason DOA was ever in my xbox library was b/c of the girls huge knockers.Further to that, their hugs tits is what lead to the DOA Island Volleyball game in the first place! Speaking of which, I'd prefer a movie just of the DOA girls with boobs appropriately monstrous playing beach volleyball all day. I sure wouldn't have a problem sitting through two hours of that!
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Seen this way back in Autumn. The only reason it hasn't been released in the US yet is because it sucks. But that's what you get when you have so many hot chicks in the cast and not even one of them gets naked. :(
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Yes now it is for the sextime for my girlies. Yes your sword is very pretty .Now attend to my "special needs"....
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...so much so that the dvd is already on price reduction. And no, I haven't seen it, because frankly, who cares?
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trust me,after youv seen this piece of crap youl know what im talking about....
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...for a total of five. At the very least this movie takes place in the same parallel universe (you know, the one with fickle physics and gravity).
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And the Oscar goes to- Not to this film. Looks like it was made by a 13 year old.
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I'm sure it's already got the bad acting and cheesy effects. Just scratch up the film and claim you did the whole thing on purpose. It worked for Tarantino. Well, if you consider $40 million "working".
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sweet jesus, even the most cursory glance at IMDB will show that this has been out in the rest of the world for almost 9 months. Hell, the DVD's been sitting on the shelves of my local supermarket for at least the past month or so. I get that it's only just getting released in the States, but AICN is supposed to be way ahead of the curve, not limping far behind it.
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too bad this movie sucks like a mfker
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The girl that plays Christie is hot, but the others... eh. Especially the one that plays Nina, she's like 45.
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Joel Schumacher, his lost his Bat suit and was wondering if anyone had seen it in this movie?
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to predictably dreadful reviews...
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If you don't think that Jaimie Presley is hot...then there really is something wrong with u..something terribly wrong
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First of all no amount of special effects or clever editing will make me believe any of these bimbos could actually kick anyone's ass. Secondly, I am sure it won't have the one thing that would make me sit through a piece of crap like this,that being gratuitous nudity and sex. Oh well, no doubt I will stumble across this some night on Sci-Fi or Spike tv.
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and apparently the only hot chicks in the world are all blondes, according to this movie... except the japanese chick, and i'm surprised they didn't make her blonde too.
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It's like the internets just had a Lost-style flashback. I tried to watch this while drunk months ago and couldn't get past the 15 minute mark. It's beyond awful.
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to watch it. It is far too late to release the movie in theatres.
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1) Holly Valance is just plain hot, goddammit
2) This film is just plain garbage, goddammit
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Where's Uma's charcater? The one that was good with knives? And the black chick who was an expert in explosives? STUPID.
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Dr. Gonzo beat me to it. Nice.
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That chick is spanish???
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That two of the five have the same skill. Unless I'm missing something and a pro-fighter is somehow different than a fighter. Couldn't they have cast hot chicks but then given them Mystery Men skills. For example, what if Devon Aoki was an awesome bowler? And Jamie Pressley was really good with a shovel?
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or something like that. Discovered it when I was lookin for the Takashi Miike film, which was on YouTube for a while also, but w/o subs. That's not a confession, just an observation. Judge not lest ye be or something to that effect.
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For a lame movie based on a videogame. Maybe this should be a double feature with BLOODRAYNE.
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...what's the point?
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That's pretty much it.
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Holly Valance was an Aussie born to Yugoslavian parents. Not hispanic at all, despite having played one on Prison Break.
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How can you even tell the blondes apart? Jesus, 'actresses' like this should be utilized for porn.
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None of these chicks have nearly big enough jugs to be in a DOA movie?
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I mean, this shit was almost news a YEAR ago. It most certainly is not "aint it cool" news. I admit the girls are easy on the eyes however. You know what? Nevermind, merrick rocks!
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I love how Japanese people are beautiful, but she looks like her face is horribly squished. If you want beautiful, I'd say the ladies in Takarazuka, the new Miss Universe Riyo Mori and that girl from "The Last Samurai" are way more beautiful. And also, this isn't a good career move for Jamie Pressley.
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Is just plain hot. Sigh.
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Come on
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No disrespect to Edmund Obrien or Dennis Quaid, but calling a movie "DOA" is like begging for a critical thrashing. Might as well call it "Dead in the Water".
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If you actually read the article you would know that he tried to watch the movie on Google a few months back before they took it off. The "news" is that it actually has a release date now for U.S. theaters. Jesus people, read!
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on google video and I nearly killed myself afterwords. It was terrible. And while it was somewhat entertaining in it's crappyness, not nearly enough to justify watching it again (or even for the first time). Now if there were some nudity? Perhaps that would have made it slightly more watchable. But not really.
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But then so did the games. Teenage kids played it for the 'jigglies."
"She kicks high!" You know?
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+ no clothes + a Jello pool = a great movie!! However, this is a shit movie.
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That is him, isn't? And you were so close to redeeming yourself with Heroes. Better rebound with The Dark Knight, Eric.
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but isnt the girl with pink hair asian in the games?
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Until I saw that the trailer was basically "Harriet the Spy" meets "Mean Girls." Bah. I'd say that "Mulholland Drive" remains the definitive Nancy Drew film for now.
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Did it even get a cinema release here? I probably blinked and missed it.
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If they made the Volleyball version of the game into a movie. And if it was directed by the Farrelly brothers.
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...we're ever gonna get.
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Had the region 2 DVD of this for 6 months (got it free). Surprisingly, it's a lot of fun and the fight scenes are entertaining. It's like "Street Fighter", but knows it's a turd. There is a volleyball scene and Jamie Pressley was a lot of fun it with Kevin Nash playing her dad. Entertaining more than I ever thought it could be and I'm a 30 year old who's favorite movie is "Vertigo".
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Which chick has the Edmund O'Brian role?
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I can definitely see people's girlfriends seeing this trailer in the theater, and making their boyfriends go see it with them.
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People have been seeing this since Dec.
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Holy fucking shit that was awful. I laughed until "from the director of The Transporter" popped up. NO! I thought, DON'T LET THIS BE THE MAN WHO IS DOING "THE INCREDIBLE HULK"!!!!!!!
As luck would have it, it isn't. Hopefully this retard won't even be allowed on the set of the Hulk. Why are Asian directors always trying to fuck with my Incredible Hulk?! WHY?!
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after she gives birth, and those milk-filled funbags will be bursting at the seams? Sorry for the juvenalia, butthis is a DOA talkback....
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Honestly, it's going to open in less than a thousand theaters, receive no buzz, garner universally poor reviews, and leave theaters the next week. At least it's fun to watch at home so you can rip on it with your friends.
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And even though it is dumb, it knows it is. And is a lot of fun in that really stupid kind of way.
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it's the "martial arts" version on Charlies Angels. This film is "Dead On Arrival". Har Har Har! I made funny!
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She's just a "fighter". The other girls are ninjas, or assassins, with adjectives like master and princess. Even the other fighter is a "pro". Poor Helena is just a fighter.
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...on UK cinema release, then was shat into bargain bins around the country a few months later. looks like shit, and smells a bit too.
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I've got a special move, its called the blinding spooge, I don't care what anyone says, I still want to see this if for no other purpose than to see some video game themed TnA.
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I'm sold!!!...ok, not really....
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For a while now.....Am I supposed to feel proud now....
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I mean, even the hot chicks in bikini playing volleyball sucked! HOW IN THE SEVEN BLAZES OF HELL COULD YOU FUCK THAT UP?!?!
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Do these girls boobs jiggle and why does that ugly unusually flat faced asian girl keep getting work?
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May 29, 2007 12:50:01 PM CDT
It'S out on DVD in Germany since more than 6 months!!!
by derlanghaarige
Don't tell me you still want reviews for it!
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...ok guys, here's my movie idea. Let's remake "Enter The Dragon" but with hot chicks and also loosely base it on some shitty volleyball video game. I love it!!! Greenlight!
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It is really really bad.
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I agree, they're not even that hot. Not that they're ugly by any means, but they don't seem that, uhh, "well-endowed" for this movie either. Why can't someone make a great video game-based movie? Is it that hard? Next try butchering Ico, a CG Super Mario, or Zelda. And have Shia LeBouf in all three!
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a year ago here in the UK. Watched it and cant remember a minute of it..lots of breasts and ass though.
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When will we get an honest, realistic, gritty look at the day to day triumphs and struggles inherent in being a Ninja Princess? I, sir, AM a Ninja Princess and there is now way this "movie" tells the our whole story. And when will Hollywood stop glorifying evil deeds of the Master Thieves we all live in fear of? I'm a Ninja Princess, so I'm pretty capable in a staged fight, and I worry about walking down the street with all the Master Thieves running loose out there.
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Guilty Gear STILL hasn't been made into a movie. Boo Urns.
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I love the DOA series. You can play the game or play with yourself, it really doesn't get better. One would think with all of the great video games that would make great movie premises, and would probably sell for cheap, take a well known fighting game, notoriously light on story, and throw millions at it. I am surprised there was not an anime based on this shit before. Given the breast physics, anime seemed the better way to go with this one. At least we could blame the shitty dialogue on the Japanese. We only have ourselves to blame for this one.
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would be better than this. Get on it You Ball. DOA is fucking awful. Hot chicks fighting, takes a lot of effort to fuck that concept up. Somehow, they managed it...
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There are people who are going to go see this SIMPLY because it's got 4 girls in it that are better looking than the one's they see on a daily basis. These are the same Proto-humans that would pay 10 bucks to see "ANYTHING WITH JESSICA ALBA"...anyone see IDIOCRACY? Not a GREAT movie...but ya ever wonder that we're not too far off from that?
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Uhhh...Just so we're clear, this is NOT the guy directing the Hulk reboot...right?
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Uhhh...Just so we're clear, this is NOT the guy directing the Hulk reboot...right?
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An R-Rating and excessive nudity IMO.
This flick is crap. It's just like any of those teen/college movies that make sexual allusions but are just crap that don't even push the line on ratings.
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and it's WORSE than Kerr Boll.
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Hulk Hogan to play that chicks father. I mean the character was basically a Hogan rip off from his NWA days.
This movie is going to BLOOOW and not in a good way like Mortal Combat did.
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its out on dvd in the uk and its sh*t...and i mean SHIT
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Quite stupid movie, but the girls are hot.
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I won't even bother to watch this on cable.
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how and why does this shit get made?
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Droooooooool
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Its not even worth one tissue...
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And I had it downloaded from demonoid some time before it, I believe!
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IT is the only Dvd that I had to stop watching due to its utter shiteness.
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Can you imagine? Pac Man played by a very drunk and loud Joe Piscapoe who is chased by the multi-colored ghosts of the victims he's raped and killed. Later he'll meet up with a 2 dollar whore who has a fetish for cake and blood. She'll eventually disembowel Pac Man and take his Place as Ms. Pac Man
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i like how the shittier the movie looks, the more likely you are to hear the wilhelm scream in the trailer for some kind of geek cred... that being said, sarah carter is too talented and hot for this movie.
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Can you imagine? Pac Man played by a very drunk and loud Joe Piscapoe who is chased by the multi-colored ghosts of the victims he's raped and killed. Later he'll meet up with a 2 dollar whore who has a fetish for cake and blood. She'll eventually disembowel Pac Man and take his Place as Ms. Pac Man
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a little Lacklustre!
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If I watched this flick, I'd get a pair of blue balls big like Saturn. Don't those girls look like they're posing the for the latest Vivid Video Pirates rip-off? Since Harry introduced me to youporn by dropping the site's name in a talk back - way to shut 'em up, Harry - I think I'll tick to that. No pun inteneded.
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LOL I am sitting here eating pear halves from a can as we speak. Thank you for making me feel like a lesser man for enjoying them.
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yeah there is a scene in the beginning where they could have tastefully put nudity in (the FBI busing in on Holly Valance getting out of the shower) but other than that, like I said it's like any other college flick, a big cocktease that should be ignored.
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Did you see the rack on that assassin? It was like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
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Damn ADD...uh, what was I saying again?
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Till I saw Eric Roberts in it, and I knew it had to be shitty. That guy is the kiss of death for a film.
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Weird. I thought that this had been released on DVD months ago and forgotten. Yes, I did catch it on Google Video when someone put it there. I watched it all the way through, and felt like I wasted my time, even though it was less than 90 minutes. Some of the fight scenes were okay.
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Been out in the cinema and out on DVD in the uk for fucking ages.
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That's what it looks like. This movie looks unbelievably bad. Look out Uwe Boll, you've got competition!
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who died a while ago, who always made cheesy action flicks with top heavy Playboy Playmates.
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Not like this would make money in theatres but with it already having been on YouTube, it'll make even less.
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If you want to make a really kick-ass movie based on a video-game, you should stop looking at these god damned fighting, violent, bloodfests that run rampant in the video game world today, and take a look at some of the classics. I'm talking about the greatest video games ever created: LucasArts Adventure games. Who wouldn't want to watch a film version of Full Throttle? Or if some visionary director works up the balls to do it, Grim Fandango? These are the games that deserve to be turned into movies. Everything that happens in the games is to further the story. As opposed to the shoot-em-up games that serve only to create shitty action sequences with thinly vieled plots that only serve to set up shitty action sequences.
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Only thing I find intriguing about this is Sarah Carter. Hoo-ray.
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This has been out for easily over a year now. Saw it bootlegged out at the good ole swap meet.
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Nobody cares that the movie was released in Belgium 6 months ago. Just put your Hasselhoff CD back in the player and leave us alone.
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Metroid and Castlevania are my first picks for VG Movies..... but for some reason the keep making them out of fighting games and horror games.
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Peter Jackson for JLA.
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...did AICN condone the viewing of PIRATE copies(Google Video??)?
I remember the uproar on here when everyone sent in reviews of the workprint of "The Hulk".
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And Holly Valance and Sarah Carter at least are fun to watch.
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father - daughter relationship, regarding "fetishistic"?
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WB just announced that they are releasing OOTP early, on July 11th, not 13th. I think it's on Comingsoon.net. Anyways, seems more interesting than this. What do you think of that. Are they that confident?
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Only with more women but just as crappy.
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...shouldn't be allowed to speak dialogue. Me love you long time, but me no speakee english goodee.
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Almost as good as the first Charlie's Angels from...7 years ago? Flussssshhhhhh...
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You mean Andy Sidaris movies? Like
L.E.T.H.A.L. LADIES: RETURN TO SAVAGE BEACH? (Whatever
that stands for, I don't know), or PICASSO TRIGGER? You jogged some long lost Skinemax memories, there, bro. Early 90's
existence. I'd just move to the US, and I discovered the cable
channel and it's legendarily sleazy schedule... Those flicks had a hypnotic
quality to them: like a Cops TV show episode. Can't believe it's so bad - can't
believe people actually make this shit up - can't believe I'm still watching it - kind of
sit-down... I just looked him up in IMDb, and the man
died not three months ago. I think his son keeps the good (cough) name alive.
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My god, you guys in the States haven't seen it? Don't bother though, just another crap with girls. Ain't It Old News, indeed.
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He would've knocked this out of the park!
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Made me smile all the way through and was also an exscuse to have a big wank.
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The Movie was shown in Europe last Year, already. So these are very old news. The Story is poor, the Style is cool, the Fight Greats, and the Ladies damn damn hot. And it has Eric Roberts as the Main Villain. Its the Best BeatemUp Game Adaption out there atm.
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If "Malibu Express" had been made with $50 million it would have looked like that.
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Wow, all those hot women...my tv has no speakers so I have to use my stereo...won't be using it when I watch this.
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went straight to dvd in New Zealand about 6 months where I hear its only rented by the terminally unemployed with nothing else to do than fiddle themselves into a frenzy over it
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DUMB!
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dumb fucking flick but it never takes itself seriously so that's OK, right? worth a rental if you get a free six pack with it.
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You know Rosie O's a dude, right?
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I saw this a long time ago... so i just had to say that to prove how up to date on nerdy ass shit I am. How dare you post something I deem old, why do I even come here? To say shit is lame and old? Oh yeah I have no life.
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I saw this, and it's punishingly bad. People will try and tell you it's good, brain-dead fun. Don't listen to them, not for a second. They only want you to suffer as they have suffered. TRANSPORTER 2 - now THAT is good, brain-dead fun. DOA is bad, brain-dead, and no fun. The only things that could have redeemed this tripe are graphic sex and graphic violence, and you ain't getting none of that in this movie. Reading Maxim is like reading Playboy, minus the actual nudity and the quality writing. Watching DOA is the cinematic equivalent of reading Maxim - fucking pointless; it's mostly just painfully stupid, and there's way better stuff to jerk off to. This is most definitely not bad enough to be funny, but it's as bad as you can get without being bad enough to be funny, and that might be the worst bad of them all.
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I liked it. It was shit on a stick, but in the same way Crank or The Transporter films were. Very stupid, very asian, and full of hot women. Although, strangely, very tame in the clothed T and A dept. Not enough lingering ass shot and such. But it's not Resident Evil bad or anything.
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Is their a lengthy interview process?
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i refuse to ever watch this crap no matter how hot the chicks are.
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No really. I shit you not.
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What's with all this historical revisionism concerning the first Mortal Kombat movie? I remember a lot of people liking it when it first came out. Now it seems it's hip to diss Mortal Kombat when talking about video game movies.
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what a piece of crap. It'll make millions overseas though.
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it was that bad
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So bad it's good...The best of all the video game movies. I saw it last year at the movies.
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Who's idea was it to cast a Norwegian chick as Ayane? The character's supposed to be *asian*.
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So... this isn't from Uwe or P.S.?
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..a cum-shot recap on the DVD menu? I feel thats essential..
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this movie is DUMB DUMB DUMB If you think not I hope you cant wait for the fight scene finaly featuring Eric Roberts.
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...hot chicks = check; 'splosions = check; Miho = FUCKING CHECK!!! all the way to the bank...how are you gentlemen!!
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or enter the Dragon, SuperNinjas. 36 chambers, Citizen Kane, or any great cinematic masterpiece
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..and it sucked..
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I saw it last December on DVD.
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You haters suck.
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When it was called Mortal Kombat. It had less tits then, though.
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I saw the trailer in the theater. Shite, pure shite.
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It's a fairly shit film - there's some nice shots of Holly Valance's very fuckable ass - that's about it. I'm stunned that it's only now getting a US release.....
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make something up. Dig up an old article.
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If the copy of Harry Potter book 7 that's floating around the web is real?... That's AICN... Not this.
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This released in Australia last year.. if you wanna see something intelligent and profound, this movie is not for you... but if you wanna see hot girls fighting and playing a 10 minute long volleyball game with slow motion close ups on arse and tits, there's nothing better!!
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Girls in bikinis kung-fu fighting? Come on, if you can't appreciate that, I don't know what to say to you.
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there is one vollyball scene this movie is not chock full TnA You do a google image search on any of these chicks and you'll be more satisfied by what you see. I warn all of you do not pay to see this cinematic abortion (and yes I saw it already). the heart of this Game has always been T n A but I thought it would have been a little more graphic and with less camp this movie Reeks of Street Fighter only without the late great Raul Julia. (oh but Eric Roberts takes his place he better check his kool aid for a few months.)
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And maybe the movie itself.
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I've seen that clip with the naked Aussie chick on various sites since forever. It looked stupid before I knew where it was from and my knowledge of the source has not improved matters.
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Too bad, the basic concept of girls in bikinis kung-fu fighting seems like a sure-fire winner. I am not a leering maxim-reading kind of guy, but for instance I thought Blue Crush was an amazing movie. Girls in bikinis as the main characters, an exotic locale, excellent.
In fact Blue Crush changed my life, and since seeing it, my retirement plan is modelled on Blue Crush. I'm going to retire to Hawaii and live out my remaining years as a beautiful teenage surfer chick who eats nothing but junk food and never gets fat and spends her non-surfing time smoking weed and hanging out with my fellow beautiful teenage surf girls and maybe having the occasional tickle-fight.
Although I am a six-foot-two overweight male with bad knees and a busted spine, covered in badly done old heavy metal tattoos, my sheer force of will is going to make this retirement plan possible. You gotta believe!!! Blue Crush is not just a film, it is my destiny. -
grindhouse died in the 70's but its back
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It's plastic, and uses cliched Matrix editing, but what the hell.
I found it kinda fun. What do you want? A Plot?
A bunch of hot chicks kick butt.
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i had this movie since december on dvd. i thought it was getting released in december. it wasnt a great movie but the babes looked awesome.
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I tried to forgive it and go with the flow, but I just couldn't...
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THIS IS SO HOT!!!
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Saw this about 8 months ago.. is this news? No, really?
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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=20693
in fact their story aired AFTER Merricks posted...so the studio must be pushing the domestic US release despite the fact that the rest of the world has been exposed and desensitized to it. No worries Merrick, I got your back! -ED -
and wasn't Christie South American? At least these girls got paid for acting in this miscast video game nightmare.
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Stupid as hell, but with the best of intentions. Also, hot chicks fighting each other and whatnot. I mean, you'd be pretty damn daft to go in expecting a well-crafted drama with proper acting and the like. It's like a porno, except no-one gets naked or fucked. Wait, that's not like a porno at all...
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it stank out my DVD player. and looks like we will be getting DOA 2. Seriously. WE will be getting DOA 2. I hear that Paul ws anderson and UWE boll are fighting it out to direct. at least if Paul Ws anderson does it he can cast his wife, to kick the crap of out of the cast and maybe give them a slap. Just like she to did kurt wimmer.
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For example the Beginnning was lifted from Hero and the house of flying daggers. but i give points for the fact that the background scenery looked and there were some nice visual moments. but it still stank. Who knew jamie pressly was actually a guy? Kidding but she still looks like one.
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So if this is 'latest news', then i suppose i'd better let you know that 2000 years ago there was this dude called Jesus who apparently can do a maic trick with three cups and a ball. One to look out for Harry. Oh, and did you know that There's another Star Wars film coming? I believe its gonna be called "The Empire Strikes Back' and apparently there's a big reveal at the end!
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hell, it's been on DVD for about thre e months
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it comes out in "October 2006"
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damn. what the hell? this movie sux balls like a porn star. already seen it since it was avialable for download on torrents last year. i've had it in my collection for half a year now. this movie shouldn't even be released at all. it's crap, pure pure crap. but one thing i'll admit. the girls are hot.
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Say hello to Jesus' great great great great grandpa for me will you.
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i can't believe AICN is running stories on DOA. this movie is gawd-awful and the quality of the version on google video wasn't bad.
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And film it. Anything else is a waste. God didn't make chicks this hot so we could listen to them talk.
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Full Ass Throttle. WOW! That looks like the worst movie ever!
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i never exactly had very high hopes for this flick but...jesus fuckin christ. that was just hard to watch. and it has mijo from sin city! those bastards ruined a great character for me.
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If they had a lick of sense they'd have dumped this direct to video ages ago. If the rights were cheap enough, and they think they can milk a profitable opening weekend out of it without spending a fortune on promoting it, they may actually give it a half-assed release to theatres. The second weekend certainly isn't going to be profitable.
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Unfortunately it wasn't. DOA 2 please!
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It's a Jamie Pressly movie. If you can't respect the sweet southern (fill in the blank.) then you should wake up and quit listening to you mother.
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a moderately hot babe in chaps, with cameltoe'd undies, and edged weaponry, I think I'll give this one a 'Meh'.
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I'D HIT THAT! See, I can be a marketing genius for free.
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and Cleopatra 2025. Ballet-fu STILL sucks.
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It came out in UK and most of Europe. Guess what hasn't come out in the States yet. I've never heard of this fucking movie till this post so it ain't so fucking old. Looks awful though they should go Grindhouse style and show this with Hostel 2 even though I'm pretty sure this will be a thousand times better than Hostel 2 still it would have a real Grindhouse feel. Also Mortal Kombat is the shit get drunk and watch that with friends=good times. And the Reptile fight is the shit.
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Regardless of wether this is just being seen in the states, this is a movie website. It's purpose is to give you a heads up of new films. There's plenty of coverage of this film, it's not a dark secret that it's out there. Any self respecting journalist, even a web-journo, could've reported this a year ago.
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