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How Funny Is KNOCKED UP? So Funny, They Could Cut This Scene Out - And It's Still Funnier Than Anything You've Seen This Year!

Hey folks, Harry here... KNOCKED UP is funny as hell. So funny - that they cut some hilarious stuff out, that ultimately... is just as funny as the stuff left in the film, but that doesn't advance the story - so it ends up on the cutting room floor - waiting for the deleted scenes section of the DVD... Only - there's so much stuff that fucking funny, that they figure, they could post this stuff for free on the internet - knowing they still have tons of funny stuff left over, for that DVD, and in the movie, so why spoil that stuff, let's just give you a taste of how funny KNOCKED UP is. Enjoy...

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  • May 24, 2007, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Firsters are gaaaaaay.

    by I am a machineee


  • May 24, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST


    by YO MOM'S GOAT

    That's my best ever. F I am a machineee.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST


    by punchdog

    that was awesome

  • May 24, 2007, 9:24 p.m. CST


    by I am a machineee

    I figured by the time I hit post, someone would have already firsted.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:24 p.m. CST

    The New Comedy: mere script template, then adlib riffs

    by CreasyBear

    Works fine, as long as the actors can improv. Otherwise, it's just a rambling mess.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:24 p.m. CST

    wooow.. not.

    by haitu

    shock jokes

  • May 24, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    If first is the G-word....

    by Pennsy

    What's sixth?

  • May 24, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Young angry white kids are stupid!

    by GQtaste

    Not very funny to me.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:26 p.m. CST


    by bluetunehead

    You're absolutely right. This looks like one of the few movies where it might actually work, but improv has basically taken over comedies these days and I think the vast majority of the time it totally sucks. Nobody writes actual comedy anymore.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Extremely Hilarious

    by Darcher

    I saw this back on May 1 at a screening at my university. Honestly very funny and kind of moving in an odd way. The story stands up very well on its own. Do not miss this movie, glad to see some original stuff during the summer of sequels. I'm sure some of you are out seeing Pirates right now, but so far the sequels are 0 for 2. Knocked Up is great, Superbad looks super funny. Summer of Seth Rogen!

  • May 24, 2007, 9:36 p.m. CST


    by Darcher

    Sorry here I am bashing sequels and I forget about the one I actually really dug, 28 Weeks Later. So actually just 1 for 3. Apologies.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:38 p.m. CST

    I Was Already Sold

    by Sean38

    But if this is what they cut OUT, I can't wait to see what they kept in.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:44 p.m. CST

    thats pretty fuckin funny

    by LHombreSiniestro


  • May 24, 2007, 9:50 p.m. CST

    You Know How I Know this Movie is Gay

    by Birdys Piano Teacher

    It likes Coldplay--this will rock.

  • May 24, 2007, 9:54 p.m. CST


    by Captain Mal

    I've been looking forward to this movie. I hope to God it's a lot funnier than *that*.

  • May 24, 2007, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Anne Hathaway's tits

    by MilesGloriosus

    I respect the integrity of the male character in the scene, but I still like seeing Anne Hathaway's tits, any time, any place, any way. :-) She really needs to call me.

  • May 24, 2007, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Anne Hathaway

    by Darcher

    really, she's not in the clip

  • May 24, 2007, 10:08 p.m. CST

    sorry just watched the clip

    by Darcher

    I really should do that more often

  • May 24, 2007, 10:12 p.m. CST

    gay as the day is long

    by reckni

    and i want to touch anne hathaway's boobs a couple times, then maybe some more . . .

  • May 24, 2007, 10:28 p.m. CST

    "Rear your child."

    by Darkman

    Am I the only one turned off to this movie because of this lazy attempt at a gag? Someone please tell me I'm not the only one.

  • May 24, 2007, 10:43 p.m. CST

    There Are No Words...

    by utz_world

    ...just totally hysterical laughter!

  • May 24, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST


    by BicNowler


  • May 24, 2007, 10:46 p.m. CST


    by gorydon

    Pregnant hottie

  • May 24, 2007, 10:55 p.m. CST

    If it's even half as good as 40 Year Old Virgin...

    by jimmy_009'll still be the best comedy of the year. The guy's got the goods man.

  • May 24, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Okay, that was pretty fuuny

    by God-Man

    Still undecided on whether or not I'll actually watch this in theaters, but that scene was funny.

  • May 24, 2007, 11:03 p.m. CST

    it'll be funny the first time . . .

    by aboriginal

    then just worn out on the second pass - 40YOV was that way for me. Maybe two or three years later another watch.

  • May 24, 2007, 11:14 p.m. CST

    All sitcoms around the world take note...

    by UltimaRex

    THAT is witty banter. So, point made... What's next...

  • May 24, 2007, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Peter Jackson for JLA!

    by UltimaRex

    You knew it was coming. And you know it to be true. Peter Jackson for JLA!

  • May 24, 2007, 11:24 p.m. CST

    anne hathaways tits

    by iwontwin

    those floppy dots.

  • May 24, 2007, 11:25 p.m. CST

    That was supposed to be funny???

    by CyberBeavis1326

    Seriously sounds like the awful one note jokes like in "40 Year Old Virgin." Honestly, I didn't care much for "40 year old virgin", it was ok. "Knocked Up" to me looks like more of the same.

  • May 24, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    That was funny

    by 9000rpm

    Yeah, there's not a lot interesting in at the movies this summer but this one will be worth seeing.

  • May 25, 2007, 12:12 a.m. CST

    "Gyllenhaal's mouth is watering the whole fuckin movie"

    by Womb2dooM

    "Throw something in there Ennis!" That one line is funnier then every comedy release theatrically this year!

  • May 25, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    God bless editors

    by tiredpm

    The dialog and delivery is funny, but it isn't as funny out of context. In the movie this would kill. As it is, it made me chuckle, but it seems like, I don't know, comedy for comedy's sake out of context. Still funnier than anything in Wild Hogs, though :-)

  • May 25, 2007, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Alright, that was extremely damn funny

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Gotta say, that was some pretty hilarious shit!

  • May 25, 2007, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Jonah Hill is the motherfucking man

    by Garbageman33

    Between this and Superbad, he's about to be a very big star. In fact, from everything I've seen, Superbad looks better than Knocked Up.

  • May 25, 2007, 12:40 a.m. CST

    I dream of one day knocking some strange lady.

    by Womb2dooM

    But she has to be hot. Really hot. I'm talking Oprah hot.

  • May 25, 2007, 12:41 a.m. CST

    I meant knocking *up*!

    by Womb2dooM


  • May 25, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST

    am seeing this on Saturday at SIFF

    by BadMrWonka

    am prepared to pee my pants

  • May 25, 2007, 1:19 a.m. CST


    by Motoko Kusanagi

    kind of funny it was. indeed. kind of.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:04 a.m. CST

    I havent seen Pirates yet...

    by Redfive!

    But the only thing on my mind is this mother fu*ker...Cant wait for Knocked Up..and SUPERBAD.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:28 a.m. CST

    er...yes....very good....

    by disco5tu

    ....the only slight crticism that I would have of it is that it isn't actually funny. It makes up for that through effort though doesn't it?

  • May 25, 2007, 3:48 a.m. CST


    by newc0253

    i.e. the "sleeper" hit that every major media outlet has been telling us "the buzz" is that it's "hilarious" for fucking months now.

  • May 25, 2007, 4:26 a.m. CST

    You had me at "Mouth full of Ledger"

    by MaulRat

    Man that chick looks like Mrs MaulRat did when she was pregnant... seriously.. except the chick on here looks 30 pounds lighter and twice as nice haha honey if you happen to read this.. which I know you will because you keep tabs on my internet use... I mean every word about you being an overweight beast when you're pregnant..... and I expect to be punished severely for this..... treat me mean and keep me keen baby!.

  • May 25, 2007, 4:50 a.m. CST

    meh ?

    by kingoflight

    waste my time again fool and i'll slit your throat !

  • May 25, 2007, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Explain: Doesn't advance the story?

    by Black Satin 2

    Most of the time, good scenes are cut out of comedies because they don't advance the story. THat scene seemed to be a pretty nice bonding scene between the two actors. It wasn't dull; it wasn't overly gross and the payout hit the nail on the head. Now if I see a scene that doesn't do that to me, I'm going to remember seeing that scene and wish it was in there. Isn't it possible they could place that scene in if it winds up on a cable channel like FX?

  • May 25, 2007, 7:01 a.m. CST


    by onefatman

    I nearly wet myself it's that funny. Jonah hill is the sex. On toast. He was the only reason to watch "Accepted" as well. "I hope you have hobo stab insurance". Champagne comedy right there.

  • May 25, 2007, 7:11 a.m. CST

    But...I didn't laugh -- so how is that funny?

    by ATARI

  • May 25, 2007, 8:25 a.m. CST

    f-ing hilarious

    by biggles2_22

    love these guys

  • May 25, 2007, 8:29 a.m. CST

    My vote -- Funny

    by Petro45

    For the first 3/4 of the scene, I wasn't sure if it was funny or overdone. The last 1/4 brought it home brilliantly, though. "It was just the head, I swear. I didn't suck on it."

  • May 25, 2007, 8:48 a.m. CST

    dont you mean

    by kilik777

    that sequels are 1/2 so far? Spiderman was awesome but i havent seen Shrek or Pirates yet.

  • May 25, 2007, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Hey, TopHat,...

    by BizarroJerry

    I fear you're sort of right about the way some of these comedies are going. Most of these guy characters in these flicks are a bunch of losers. Very typical "regular guy" stereotypes as seen in beer commercials. I did find 40YoV to be a funny movie, but one of the main points was these guys who think they're cool and know all about the world turned out to be just as -- or more -- fucked up than Carell's character. Uh, but I'm babbling. More to the point, there seems to be a growing "men are stupid neanderthals" theme all over TV, ads and movies. Can we even out to a nice "men and women are both stupid" middle ground?

  • May 25, 2007, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Oh, and Brokeback Mountain jokes?

    by BizarroJerry

    Seriously? Weren't those played out like, a year ago?

  • May 25, 2007, 9:12 a.m. CST


    by eric haislar

    Funny shit!

  • May 25, 2007, 9:13 a.m. CST

    It's pretty obvious why this scene was cut

    by F69

    The girl couldn't keep a straight face.

  • May 25, 2007, 9:43 a.m. CST


    by Cletus Van Damme

    This is great!

  • May 25, 2007, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Not funny

    by clark_kent

    I see this movie will have the word "effin" in it a million times. Lame. This was a judicious cut indeed.

  • May 25, 2007, 10:15 a.m. CST

    I saw it at SXSW

    by lazy

    and I thought it was a LOT funnier than 40 year old virgin. Summer of Seth Rogen!

  • May 25, 2007, 10:20 a.m. CST


    by lazy

    the men are "Very typical "regular guy" stereotypes as seen in beer commercials." I hate that. The other woman character is so horrible and when she gets hers, it is just sweet. The point is, the girls aren't angels. It is a little more realistic, like Freaks and Geeks. But not realistic like, life.

  • May 25, 2007, 10:24 a.m. CST

    this is going to be funny

    by StreetTrash

    i proclaim. I think I'm more excited about this movie than anything this summer. Apatow = Rich.

  • May 25, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Those who think this is a lame 1-note joke/gag

    by Reynard Muldrake

    A.) Don't have a sense of humor B.) Haven't seen the movie. ("spoiler") This is that much funnier (as a scene, deleted or not) because in the movie (also got to an advance screening and loved it), Seth Rogen and his Compadres are trying to start a website that tells visitors the exact minute/second in every movie that nudity all they do is sit around and watch movies with remote and clipboard in hand all day and have hilarious conversations about them. C.) Don't have a sense of humor. "Hahuhha...what?"

  • May 25, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    The new comedy mafia

    by Garbageman33

    Stiller, Vaughan, the Wilson brothers and Ferrell are done. From now on, it's Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, that kid from the Mac commercials, George Michael (not the real George Michael, he's not very funny at all and he always has a cock in his mouth) and whoever else they can round up.

  • May 25, 2007, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Hahahahha great...

    by modlight

    I was nervous about a cut out scene, but it was great. Can't wait for this and Superbad. For the record, I still love tits in movies.

  • May 25, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    True Jonah Hill Story

    by Garbageman33

    A couple years ago, I was working on this online thingie for a client (I'm an ad guy) and we needed someone to kinda be the site's tour guide and say occasional funny things. I suggested (nay, demanded) Jonah Hill based on his all too brief scene in 40-Year-Old Virgin. Well, long story short, I ended up getting overruled and they went with Dmitri Martin. Who? Exactly. Fortunately, the whole thing ended up getting shitcanned, otherwise I'd have had to go upside some people's heads.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Rear your child line in trailer/commercials is lame

    by the_pissboy1

    That line makes me cringe every time. It's so juvenile. The rest of the stuff's funny as hell. But that "rear your child" thing...god, kill me now.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:30 p.m. CST

    f69 - she couldn't keep a straight

    by the_pissboy1

    People in the REAL world laugh. In 40YO Virgin the characters laughed at each other all the time. People laugh...and what he was saying could make you laugh if you a) thought it was funny, or b) thought he was crazy. Nothing wrong with laughing in a scene where somebody is ranting.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:34 p.m. CST

    There are two actual scenes on youtube

    by Garbageman33

    And, unfortunately, neither of them is nearly as good as this one. In fact, the one where she shows up at his apartment is pretty painful to watch. Still excited to see the movie, just not as excited as I was after first watching this clip.

  • May 25, 2007, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Hahahah is this a real scene?

    by DannyOcean01

    Because it looks like Heigl is about to explode that baby from laughter...

  • May 25, 2007, 2:58 p.m. CST


    by JacksonsPole

    ok. i will probably like the movie. but, that wasn't funny. that's like the millionth time i've seen a brokeback joke. and it wasn't funny the first time...

  • May 25, 2007, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Good thing that hit the cutting room floor

    by pilotgrl

    I loved 40-Year-Old-Virgin and I'm all for a movie filled with off-color jokes but this is far from funny. As Bizarro Jerry said much earlier on, the Brokeback Mountain jokes are stale, just like this is. Hopefully the final version is a vast improvement.

  • May 25, 2007, 5:48 p.m. CST

    This looks terrible

    by BeatsMe

    that's all

  • May 25, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST father was in the room for that...

    by s0nicdeathmonkey


  • May 25, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Great - gay jokes and the F-word

    by theBigE

    Is this what is supposed to pass for humor now? Lots of f-bombs and and describing gay sex for laughs? Great. This might be funny late at night while drunk, but if this is a taste of what this movie is going to be... I think I'll pass. My excitement for this and Superbad has been fading slowly.

  • May 25, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    captboulder - My Father the Hero

    by theBigE

    I felt guilty for enjoying that one too - she's only 14 in that, I remember reading. And I rented it just for her - that's creepy!

  • May 27, 2007, 1:42 a.m. CST

    Not funny

    by blakes7

    This scene would have been funnier (perhaps) if Brokeback jokes were not run into the ground a long time ago. I must also point out that Southpark pretty much put a nail in the coffin for gay-movie jokes, years prior to the release of "Brokeback" with their "Gay cowboys eating pudding" joke. I am looking forward to Superbad, but knocked up just does not seem a funny enough premise to sustain a whole movie. On another note, I got something that will top this scene. It's from the funniest show on t.v. right now; PeeP Show in England.

  • May 27, 2007, 1:45 a.m. CST

    correct url

    by blakes7 "The Bad Thing" collage from Peep Show.

  • May 27, 2007, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Huh. the Brits have been doing this stuff

    by Sepulchrave

    for years; uptight guy with poor social skills digs his own grave with his mouth. Sublimated homosexuality. Alan Partridge did all this a decade ago.

  • May 27, 2007, 7:03 a.m. CST

    And WTF is this with Brokeback Mountain?

    by Sepulchrave

    That movie no fucking in it at all. Oh right, so America is such a bunch of pussies that it can't watch two guys rummaging fully clothed in half-darkness. There was more sex in Wilde (1997), for Chrissakes. Every country in Europe has done mainstream films that were gayer and sexier than BM for years.