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UPDATE!Those TRANSFORMERS Spots on HEROES Tonight! OH - And The Greatest Screening of TRANSFORMERS Ever!

Merrick here...

The TRANSFORMERS TV spots rolled out last night are now available in ultra humongoid QuickTime HD versions.

SEE ONE HERE, AND THE OTHER ONE HERE!!!

Cool.







Hey folks, Harry here... You like me? Wait to watch HEROES via iTunes so you don't have to have the drama interupted by commercials? Ok, probably not, but I'm told that in addition to a FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER spot, there were two TRANSFORMERS spots. I haven't seen the Surfer spot - but Paramount gave one of the Transformer spots to me and one to IESB.net. Not anything particularly new - in the one I have below - you can see a different angle on , which is actually - thus far, the most dynamic shot on that particular character. But that's about it. Here ya go:

Click Here To Get Your Dose of TRANSFORMERS dish!

Now for the real story...

Tim League and I are pretty fucking Insane. And if you've ever doubted just how insanely dedicated we are to the ludicrous concept of Giant Fucking Robots... doubt no more.

For the past two months, Tim and I have been spending an enormous amount of thought and work into putting together the greatest possible screening of this new TRANSFORMERS movie. Now the problem is this... the final version of the film won't be ready till the heels of release - which means that nearly everyone involved in the film will be on the talk show circuit - which means - they're not really available for a screening.

But you don't really want to see mere mortals at a screening of TRANSFORMERS. You see fleshy blood pockets walking around every day of your life. What you really want to see... is a Giant Fucking Robot. Not only that. You want to see a Giant Fucking Robot tear shit up and shoot shit, preferably enormous plumes of fire.

Right?

Right!

So we began to track down the only living fire-breathing car-consuming Giant Fucking Robot on the Planet Earth. That's right. ROBOSAURUS!

He transforms from essentially a Semi - to a 40ft (to as high as 57ft) 58,000 pound Electrohydromechanical CAR-nivorous Monster that runs upon the blood of real Dinosaurs!

ROBOSAURUS!

The Screening is going to Take place on JULY 2nd, 2007. And Robosaurus is going to crush and rip apart cars parked in the no-parking zone at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE SOUTH!

Did I mention it shoots flames another 60ft? FUCKING A!

We got a real Transforming destruction minded Giant Fucking Robot at our screening! What's your local theater doing?

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robot porn?
by Maclovin
May 21st, 2007
09:30:13 PM
Trashformers and Fantastic Bore!
by lost.rules
May 21st, 2007
09:31:13 PM
can it eat Michael Bay's porsche?
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2007
09:31:54 PM
My Theater
by thehellhoundgang
May 21st, 2007
09:32:32 PM
DOH!
by SkidMarkedUndies
May 21st, 2007
09:32:39 PM
lol
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2007
09:33:28 PM
Vadakin's going to be perpetually last for 2 hours...
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2007
09:34:13 PM
Driver
by thehellhoundgang
May 21st, 2007
09:38:06 PM
I don't like your jerk off theater
by mrsinister7381
May 21st, 2007
09:39:10 PM
My theater has GoBots!
by Magnum Opus
May 21st, 2007
09:40:05 PM
Damn you, Luc Besson!
by lost.rules
May 21st, 2007
09:43:36 PM
LINK NOT FREAKING WORKING!!!
by wcoop893
May 21st, 2007
09:44:25 PM
I am starting to get excited
by OGREISHERE
May 21st, 2007
09:45:45 PM
cool
by WolfmanNards
May 21st, 2007
09:46:28 PM
Screw the Gobots
by The Funketeer
May 21st, 2007
09:59:42 PM
Transformers fans
by Badger23
May 21st, 2007
10:00:01 PM
STILL doesn't work!
by ShiftyEyedDog2
May 21st, 2007
10:02:06 PM
what does Harry think of LOST?
by BilboFatwa
May 21st, 2007
10:07:52 PM
My local theater
by bigbaldpapa
May 21st, 2007
10:12:29 PM
G.I. Joe
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 21st, 2007
10:20:06 PM
why are the timecodes all weird?
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2007
10:21:42 PM
oh, wait...
by BadMrWonka
May 21st, 2007
10:22:17 PM
Harry...
by tiredpm
May 21st, 2007
10:25:25 PM
"we're so dead"
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 21st, 2007
10:36:53 PM
RoboSaurus? ....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by GenreBoy
May 21st, 2007
10:39:29 PM
special appearance by...
by classicgamenerd
May 21st, 2007
10:40:24 PM
replign
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 21st, 2007
10:40:32 PM
replign
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 21st, 2007
10:40:54 PM
special appearance by...
by classicgamenerd
May 21st, 2007
10:46:47 PM
Do you see what I see? No!
by dead youngling
May 21st, 2007
11:15:47 PM
did this tb die?
by huggerorange
May 21st, 2007
11:15:48 PM
Love that link...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 21st, 2007
11:20:39 PM
Do "females" ever post here?
by DamnYouMB
May 21st, 2007
11:20:49 PM
Yawn
by Vadakin
May 21st, 2007
11:28:17 PM
Hugger....
by RevSick
May 21st, 2007
11:36:46 PM
Lorenzo is Fucking up GI Joe now?
by BRUTICUS
May 21st, 2007
11:42:05 PM
DEAD LINK!
by Nick Michalak
May 21st, 2007
11:42:26 PM
404 error dipshit
by bigdrawz
May 21st, 2007
11:45:18 PM
Confusion with the dates...
by Wizejoker
May 21st, 2007
11:48:32 PM
opus - Fuck the Gobots ....
by Lamerz
May 21st, 2007
11:48:53 PM
SAVE THE CHEERLEADER!!!!!!!!
by ludmir88
May 21st, 2007
11:51:25 PM
sorry about that
by HEADGEEK
May 21st, 2007
11:52:35 PM
Michael Bay can eat my dick
by tile_mcgillus
May 22nd, 2007
12:05:06 AM
If there is a greater threat to the quality of film....
by IndustryKiller!
May 22nd, 2007
12:19:26 AM
where do I sign up?
by jrbarker
May 22nd, 2007
12:32:31 AM
Latino Review gave that turd of a Transformers script
by superninja
May 22nd, 2007
12:36:30 AM
This isn't going to be a screening where...
by thefutureoffilm
May 22nd, 2007
12:37:36 AM
Soundwave is not in the movie. Frenzy is in
by superninja
May 22nd, 2007
12:38:57 AM
I dont think the link is
by huggerorange
May 22nd, 2007
12:44:15 AM
Soundwave?
by Hookman
May 22nd, 2007
12:49:21 AM
how much new footage is in
by huggerorange
May 22nd, 2007
12:50:15 AM
its not sound wave its
by huggerorange
May 22nd, 2007
12:56:38 AM
TRUCKASAURUS!!!!!!
by MCVamp
May 22nd, 2007
01:09:26 AM
Always funny that some of you guys don't know
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 22nd, 2007
01:12:32 AM
Here's hoping...
by Se7en
May 22nd, 2007
01:13:09 AM
Frenzy has no lines
by Phategod1
May 22nd, 2007
01:29:47 AM
SNORT FOR THE EDIT !!!
by Mogwai Democracy
May 22nd, 2007
01:31:07 AM
TRANNIE POWER!
by Krazy1
May 22nd, 2007
02:11:50 AM
Stoked.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
May 22nd, 2007
02:58:10 AM
BRING IT!
by lost.rules
May 22nd, 2007
03:22:08 AM
Is this still PG-13 crap?
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 22nd, 2007
03:51:36 AM
The greatest Transformers screening ever?
by photoboy
May 22nd, 2007
05:03:14 AM
Oooooooh Megatron!
by theyreflockingthisway
May 22nd, 2007
07:00:25 AM
Tile_McGillus
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
07:09:55 AM
Melted Face
by Movietool
May 22nd, 2007
08:27:44 AM
Harry's Language
by Ribeye
May 22nd, 2007
08:41:27 AM
God this will suck.
by PwnedByStallone
May 22nd, 2007
09:13:00 AM
the greatest screening ever....
by classicgamenerd
May 22nd, 2007
09:36:02 AM
oh, and..
by classicgamenerd
May 22nd, 2007
09:37:35 AM
That little homemade clip >>> Bay's whole film.
by JusticeSabre
May 22nd, 2007
09:42:53 AM
You know what?
by JusticeSabre
May 22nd, 2007
09:51:24 AM
NEWS FLASH
by Dude_gimme_tabs
May 22nd, 2007
09:57:49 AM
JusticeSabre
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
10:26:40 AM
I am very informed about this project (as are others)
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
10:58:36 AM
Hate that our posts are out of order
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
11:04:28 AM
Yeah.
by El Mamerro
May 22nd, 2007
11:14:34 AM
DDong
by El Mamerro
May 22nd, 2007
11:22:41 AM
I personally would have been fine with all the human
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
11:40:35 AM
And that Michael Smith video still kicks ass
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
11:54:12 AM
What's my cinema doing?
by photoboy
May 22nd, 2007
12:08:36 PM
People look for a reson to hate this film
by Fridge
May 22nd, 2007
12:45:51 PM
What kind of dick
by Fenton Meiks
May 22nd, 2007
12:55:01 PM
MICHAEL BAY FUCKING LOST.
by JusticeSabre
May 22nd, 2007
01:10:47 PM
is it Bumblebee or Sunstreaker or ....
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
01:17:17 PM
You know why this movie is gonna suck...HUMANS!!
by DigitalDong
May 22nd, 2007
01:17:29 PM
We have one too!
by kilik777
May 22nd, 2007
01:23:44 PM
EVERYONE'S CLEARLY MISSING THE BIG PICTURE HERE
by Deus Vult
May 22nd, 2007
01:46:56 PM
TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO!
by finky089
May 22nd, 2007
01:59:47 PM
woopee
by Quintus_Arrius
May 22nd, 2007
02:53:15 PM
No, people hate this film because the plot sucks
by superninja
May 22nd, 2007
03:17:02 PM
Yes, Megan Fox is hot. If they were smart they
by superninja
May 22nd, 2007
03:21:34 PM
is optimus prime going to die in this one, too?
by PullMyFinger
May 22nd, 2007
03:26:04 PM
I'm narrow minded
by Fenton Meiks
May 22nd, 2007
03:28:59 PM
I am so F***ing sick of that "Giant F***ing Robots"Line
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
03:57:40 PM
Fenton Meiks
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
04:04:51 PM
Anyone AGAINST this movie please Read!!
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
04:25:00 PM
Mace13...
by Boober
May 22nd, 2007
04:51:16 PM
Mace13
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 22nd, 2007
05:07:08 PM
Mace13
by Briannicus
May 22nd, 2007
05:13:47 PM
Mace13
by photoboy
May 22nd, 2007
05:48:34 PM
photoboy
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
06:30:14 PM
Want to slap the filmmakers in the face?
by Doc_Strange
May 22nd, 2007
06:46:30 PM
Now that would be TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!
by Doc_Strange
May 22nd, 2007
06:47:33 PM
HeWhoCannotBeNamed
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
07:06:47 PM
Briannicus
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
07:23:43 PM
Doc_Strange
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
07:30:21 PM
Boober
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
07:33:02 PM
That Michael Smith video...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 22nd, 2007
07:42:41 PM
mrsinister7381
by SebastianHaff
May 22nd, 2007
08:18:19 PM
Mace13
by IndustryKiller!
May 22nd, 2007
08:30:08 PM
has anyone heard starscreams
by huggerorange
May 22nd, 2007
10:47:41 PM
cgi
by huggerorange
May 22nd, 2007
10:54:07 PM
IndustryKiller!
by Mace13
May 22nd, 2007
11:22:20 PM
The toys will look like crap just like the designs.
by superninja
May 22nd, 2007
11:58:21 PM
This movie has earned every single bit of
by superninja
May 23rd, 2007
12:17:29 AM
LOL@Mace13
by Mr. Lahey
May 23rd, 2007
01:06:16 AM
to the haters.
by mirojuarez
May 23rd, 2007
01:46:23 AM
Watching TFs may help me forget my ass raping by SM3
by mrsinister7381
May 23rd, 2007
02:02:07 AM
Planet Junkion
by MrDandy
May 23rd, 2007
03:48:42 AM
One more time
by MrDandy
May 23rd, 2007
03:51:42 AM
Bah!
by MrDandy
May 23rd, 2007
03:52:53 AM
Brawl, Bonecrusher & Scorponok
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 23rd, 2007
07:35:04 AM
I know he's an egotistical ass
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 23rd, 2007
07:44:43 AM
If Transformers tanks...
by NightArrows
May 23rd, 2007
07:52:03 AM
Well put nameless one
by mirojuarez
May 23rd, 2007
09:48:13 AM
It's not possible for this film to tank
by Fridge
May 23rd, 2007
10:27:47 AM
MiroJuarez
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 23rd, 2007
11:26:28 AM
I for one will be surprised
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
May 23rd, 2007
11:35:18 AM
"tanked" for me means...
by mirojuarez
May 23rd, 2007
12:03:41 PM
I'm one of those suckers...
by El Mamerro
May 23rd, 2007
04:55:34 PM
Mr. Lahey
by Mace13
May 24th, 2007
07:10:38 PM

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