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Like Sam-wise I've seen an Olyphant! Specifically a bald Timothy one decked out in full HITMAN costume!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Yeah, I know the headline was a stretch, but I like it anyway.

So, yeah. HITMAN, the video game, is currently being adapted into a feature length moving picture show for us, with Timothy Olyphant as the lead. Two pics popped up over at FilmWad (thanks for the heads up "MajorTom021") and it gives us our first look at the man in full baldness and suit. Take a gander!





I played the game only once for half an hour or so and could never get into it. I'm sure it's great. I've had many friends who love it and I'm sure if I dedicated more time to it, I would have been turned around.

Olyphant is an odd pick for the role and he looks a little goofy in that last picture, but it is, afterall, an out of character fan pic. That first picture looks straight off of the video game cover... you know, minus the crew and monitors. Thoughts?


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FIRST!
by mattthebat
May 19th, 2007
04:21:54 AM
Oh dear.
by Tripman5000
May 19th, 2007
04:22:36 AM
i need a fat kid to chest bump with....
by adamthelegend
May 19th, 2007
04:23:42 AM
Were´s Jason Stathan when you need him?
by Judge Doom
May 19th, 2007
04:24:32 AM
Fifteen-year old kid on chemotherapy...
by JackPumpkinhead
May 19th, 2007
04:25:00 AM
Should have been the transporter...
by BatPsycho
May 19th, 2007
04:29:45 AM
It's closer than I thought it would look.
by Optimus Murphy
May 19th, 2007
04:42:24 AM
Very stupid they made him shave his head.
by ImFixingtoDie
May 19th, 2007
04:57:08 AM
Hope this doesn't delay the Deadwood movies
by SoupDragon
May 19th, 2007
04:58:41 AM
Should've got Jason Statham
by photoboy
May 19th, 2007
05:07:11 AM
I dont think the Deadwood movies are happening.
by ImFixingtoDie
May 19th, 2007
05:29:32 AM
SPITTING IMAGE!
by themykra
May 19th, 2007
05:35:59 AM
The smiling killer
by Jonny_boba
May 19th, 2007
05:57:59 AM
so obvious...
by TimMighty
May 19th, 2007
06:00:56 AM
Deadwood movies MUST happen :(
by Evil Hobbit
May 19th, 2007
06:41:12 AM
Boooooooo!
by crains611
May 19th, 2007
06:45:23 AM
HITMAN!
by Ry_Dermo
May 19th, 2007
07:23:23 AM
Looks perfect
by Angry Golfer
May 19th, 2007
07:52:39 AM
Do I have to say it? (re: the bottom pic)
by TheSeeker7
May 19th, 2007
07:56:16 AM
Statham
by TheSeeker7
May 19th, 2007
07:59:54 AM
I'm a great fan of the games...
by Fenrisulfr
May 19th, 2007
09:35:08 AM
David Bateson WAS ROBBED!!!
by googamooga
May 19th, 2007
11:17:32 AM
PERFECT!!!!!
by Turd Furgeson
May 19th, 2007
11:36:28 AM
only 1 comment on the boobies
by Mr_X
May 19th, 2007
11:53:26 AM
it's scary when Vin Diesel looks like a better pick
by TheAFLACDuck
May 19th, 2007
12:00:00 PM
too young
by SantiagoAtez
May 19th, 2007
12:02:19 PM
One great thing, though...
by JackPumpkinhead
May 19th, 2007
12:33:34 PM
The voice is what matters...
by ZeroCorpse
May 19th, 2007
12:45:07 PM
Indie 103.1 rawks
by CallerFromLA
May 19th, 2007
12:57:47 PM
So many naturally bald actors out there
by CreasyBear
May 19th, 2007
12:59:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dr.bulber
May 19th, 2007
01:01:33 PM
Video Game Wraper on Generic Storyline
by Citizen Snips
May 19th, 2007
01:04:31 PM
@ Dr Gonzo
by Citizen Snips
May 19th, 2007
01:14:20 PM
David Bateson...
by Fenrisulfr
May 19th, 2007
01:25:04 PM
Decent
by dejectedgeek
May 19th, 2007
01:35:07 PM
more like Shitman...
by wash
May 19th, 2007
01:44:34 PM
Jason Statham
by Avert Therapy
May 19th, 2007
01:51:25 PM
Babyface.
by tile_mcgillus
May 19th, 2007
01:52:54 PM
this guy's a solid actor.
by samsquanch
May 19th, 2007
02:05:54 PM
The Chronicles of Riddick II: Men's Wearhouse
by uss cygnus
May 19th, 2007
02:10:20 PM
Diesel is crap
by Fenrisulfr
May 19th, 2007
02:21:13 PM
add a pixel to the JOKER's picture!
by skynetbauxi
May 19th, 2007
02:51:11 PM
Remember when Olyphant guest-starred on My Name is Earl
by Zeke25:17
May 19th, 2007
03:03:35 PM
Deadwood movies talkback
by filmfanatic1
May 19th, 2007
03:09:38 PM
Is that the guy that plays Lex Luthor on Smallville?
by Abin Sur
May 19th, 2007
03:26:13 PM
IT'S THE JOKER!!!
by skynetbauxi
May 19th, 2007
03:41:34 PM
JOKER
by skynetbauxi
May 19th, 2007
03:43:31 PM
that guy looks TERRIBLE
by BadMrWonka
May 19th, 2007
03:45:18 PM
I like Timothy Elephant...
by Frank Black
May 19th, 2007
03:49:08 PM
JOKER pic UPDATE
by skynetbauxi
May 19th, 2007
04:03:50 PM
Grr...
by TheBlood666
May 19th, 2007
04:14:30 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Olyphant is the most NON-threatening...
by Negative Man
May 19th, 2007
05:41:24 PM
hahaha
by SylarTheCylon
May 19th, 2007
06:48:10 PM
skynetbauxi, do you hear that sound?
by Kai_Mah'gra
May 19th, 2007
06:59:42 PM
Ok I've never played the game, what's with the barcode
by ExcaliburFfolkes
May 19th, 2007
07:36:16 PM
David Bateson
by playboater18
May 19th, 2007
07:47:47 PM
WOW! He looks just like...
by rsanta74
May 19th, 2007
09:16:37 PM
Barcode
by Gorrister
May 19th, 2007
09:52:29 PM
Coming soon to a gas station DVD rack near you....
by mrsinister7381
May 19th, 2007
10:47:22 PM
Huh?
by lost.rules
May 19th, 2007
11:35:42 PM
Pvt. Pyle?
by wirefufighter
May 20th, 2007
12:20:14 AM
I have no idea...
by Napoleon Park
May 20th, 2007
12:23:06 AM
Pac-Man: The Movie
by lost.rules
May 20th, 2007
12:38:54 AM
Hey dumb fuck
by GiftedInThePants
May 20th, 2007
12:47:29 AM
the voice actor looks almost like the game character
by Russman
May 20th, 2007
01:20:08 AM
Given that he won't have the goofy, relaxed smile...
by Sledge Hammer
May 20th, 2007
01:49:11 AM
Sorry, all I heard was
by Sledge Hammer
May 20th, 2007
03:22:58 AM
The games are fun but..
by SuckLeTrou
May 20th, 2007
04:44:05 AM
WTF
by DrunkenPig
May 20th, 2007
07:29:47 AM
Hitman: Guys Make Nice Pets
by Spandau Belly
May 20th, 2007
09:26:31 AM
Quote" Dude, seriously!!!!
by gideon9595
May 20th, 2007
12:23:08 PM
Looks like shit
by SpencerTrilby
May 20th, 2007
02:03:10 PM
Features all wrong
by Bunyon Snipe
May 20th, 2007
03:04:07 PM
I was all like "What's on his forehead?"
by hktelemacher
May 21st, 2007
12:13:52 AM
The real question I have is...
by spectrebeeyatch
May 21st, 2007
12:22:14 AM
This is ME talking about MICKEY ROONEY
by Brians Life
May 21st, 2007
04:07:52 AM
Hey, hey, hey, c'mon, hold the fire...
by Stalin vs Predator
May 21st, 2007
07:22:40 AM

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