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Animated flames on moving Optimus Prime T-shirts? Check out these sweet TRANSFORMERS shirts!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Moriarty forwarded me this press release about Transformers shirts and I was like, "What the hell is this? Why would I want to post an advertisement for movie tie-in apparel?" Then I saw the gifs attached. Okay, so I'm a geek. Moving shirts get my geek juices flowing. Sue me. Although, I do have embarrassing memories of being forced to wear a Rudolph shirt at Christmas every year that had a light-up nose, connected to a very uncomfortably placed battery pack somewhere around the chest area of the shirt... But these are pretty neat, and for you talkbackers there's even an animated flames shirt, just for you. Here's the release and the pics will follow!

This summer, the battle between the Autobots and Decepticons comes to Earth and you can show which side you’re on with Transformers the Movie light-up t-shirts from Thumbs Up! Set to hit the shops a few weeks before the film’s launch in July, these new t-shirts feature logos from the Transformers film, including the iconic Autobot and Decepticon insignias, as well as characters like heroic Autobot leader, Optimus Prime, and the evil Megatron, head of the Decepticons. Transformers t-shirts have been popular ever since the cartoon debuted back in the 1980s, but now a light-up panel brings these new t-shirts to illuminated life! A small, lightweight battery pack powers five different flashing sequences to make sure that these t-shirts are sure to attract attention! Big summer movie t-shirts are always popular, but there’s never been a range like this before! Since we hit the 21st century, we’re still all wondering where our jetpacks are, but these t-shirts are a true innovation from Thumbs Up which bring wearable interactive electronic style together with iconic logos and characters. They’re not just awesome, they’re a sign that the future is here!

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  • May 15, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST


    by Aphex Twin


  • May 15, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST


    by jarodvhale

    and cool first

  • May 15, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST


    by pjdon

    I want one, or two

  • May 15, 2007, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Now that the coveted first is mine...

    by Aphex Twin

    I feel rather a used whore. I've sold myself to the bottomfeeders of AICN. On topic, the shirts look aight

  • May 15, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    I like

    by pjdon

    One of the ones with the decepticon logo would rad. Rad i tell ya.

  • May 15, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Screw this.

    by mrfan

    How about some Transformers underwear to impress my girlfriend. I have something that will transform just for her.

  • May 15, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST


    by vettebro

    Who cares? Whoopee...

  • May 15, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Lame use of micro electronics.

    by mistergreen

    The Bumble Bee one is the only interesting one.

  • May 15, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Lame but still cool

    by magnetoelectric

    The fact that its Transformers,and fairly simple in the design=lame.But animated tshirts=Awesome

  • May 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST


    by Midnighter

    How do you wash it?

  • May 15, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST


    by TheDeathStar


  • May 15, 2007, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Yeesh... the 70s are back.

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Cool technology, LAME execution.<p>The flames light up! what will they think of next??? :P

  • May 15, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    The FUTURE IS HERE!!! Get on your HYPERCOLORS!!

    by modlight

    Neat idea, but until these things can be woven microfibers I'll pass.

  • May 15, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST


    by Err


  • May 15, 2007, 5:53 p.m. CST


    by Err

    Transformers Tee Shirts In Name Only!

  • May 15, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST


    by dastickboy

    I love that there are actually flames on the text Optimus Prime - oh sweet irony!

  • May 15, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    I'll believe it when I see it.

    by jimmy_009

    Until then I'm unimpressed. Actually even then I'm unimpressed.

  • May 15, 2007, 6:07 p.m. CST


    by Err


  • May 15, 2007, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Remember Freaky Freezies?

    by Some Dude

    That's all the color change I need.

  • May 15, 2007, 6:26 p.m. CST

    or Freezy Freakies

    by Some Dude


  • May 15, 2007, 6:26 p.m. CST

    cool but ive never seen anyone wear light up shirt ever

    by wcoop893

    and where is blackout, the helicopter decepticon, merchandise. hes my favorite i think

  • May 15, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Gayer than Don Murphy

    by decypher44

    These are gayer than the 'murph.

  • May 15, 2007, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Let me know when they look like this

    by CharlesV Killer video from the french duo Justice with awesome animated shirts by graphic designer SO_ME

  • May 15, 2007, 6:39 p.m. CST

    LOL!!! How gay are these?

    by JusticeSabre


  • May 15, 2007, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Already Sold out

    by Mr_X


  • May 15, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Dear T-shirt Talkbackers...

    by bentmywookie

    ... thank you for helping me laugh out loud by your subject lines alone! Things were getting WAY too serious on the TF:TM post. You loveable bunch of talkback queers, ya!

  • May 15, 2007, 6:59 p.m. CST

    can't wait to get laid with this

    by wash

    in opposite land

  • May 15, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    I had a Tee from Cyberdog with a counter on it.

    by Smashing

    I was openly mocked on the streets of London for my fashion and derided as a suicide bomber as the numbers counted down from 99 to 0, these look a little cooler, I love lights in clothes, cool.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:10 p.m. CST

    I'd rather have a jetpack

    by samsquanch

    I'd rather have a bag of chips, now that I think of it.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Or a real Transforming toy.

    by Smashing

    I was expected, no one reply with that part of the fun, I have arthritis in my fingers, not really but that discussion is as dull as the flames shite.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Or a real Transforming toy.

    by Smashing

    I was expected, no one reply with that's part of the fun, I have arthritis in my fingers, not really but that discussion is as dull as the flames shite.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Spot the difference

    by Smashing

    It's not hard.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    There is still a typo.

    by Smashing

    I'm a dumb stoner. It, it was expected, obviously.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    wow...Just- wow

    by finky089

    I'm not even sure I can muster a "TINO" after seeing what they've done up there. This makes OJ's "how I did it" book look like "good taste".

  • May 15, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    What is TINO?

    by Smashing

    I now find I should ask?

  • May 15, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Buy a TINO! shirt on instead of these

    by finky089


  • May 15, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Fames on Optimus = Light-up Flames on Optimus' T Shirt

    by hadez

    = Flames on Optimus' name. And that's the Michael Bay Way!

  • May 15, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    For those who can't get enough FLAMES ON OPTIMUS.


    Now all someone has to do is add NIPPLES ON BATMAN to the back of the shirt. Otherwise, why pay money for the privilege of being a walking billboard if you can't subvert the corporate propaganda machine? But jeez, that Megatron design... vomit.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Whats wrong with flames on a truck?

    by Smashing

    Its better than titty mud flaps, though those may be in there too?

  • May 15, 2007, 7:42 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST

    They will be your friends.

    by Smashing

    I get loads and flashing lights attracts em like moths.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:47 p.m. CST


    by sokitome

    notice how they had to put megatron's name under his pic but not the one of prime, which goes to show how unrecognizable and undistinguishable all the robots are.

  • May 15, 2007, 7:48 p.m. CST


    by sokitome

    oh and i can't spell it seems

  • May 15, 2007, 7:48 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 7:49 p.m. CST

    I would have worn these if there was no film...

    by Bong

    but now...I dont know

  • May 15, 2007, 7:49 p.m. CST


    by sokitome

    T-transformers I-in N-name O-only

  • May 15, 2007, 7:53 p.m. CST


    by mmaddox3 much are those gonna go for...casue i aint droppin no 40 bucks on a t-shirt..wicked cool though

  • May 15, 2007, 7:54 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 7:56 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Thank you sokitome

    by Smashing

    Its good to know 8)

  • May 15, 2007, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Flat kids sound creepy.

    by Smashing

    Creepy as hell.

  • May 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST

    how would you wash these things?

    by bowtiehoon

    without breaking them?

  • May 15, 2007, 8:06 p.m. CST


    by SylarTheCylon

    The electricity generated by these kind of things can generate a small increase of temperature that penetrates, sometimes 2 cms deep, into your body. The elevated temperature can alter cellular metabolic activity and can cause an increase in errors during dna transcription. Errors that can induce cancer, usually cutaneous. Nah, just kidding. But i wouldn't buy the obligatory animated underwear if you get what i mean.

  • May 15, 2007, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Living on Earth causes cancer, good luck.

    by Smashing

    The electronics and battery pack usually slip off for washing, meaning you can slap them on better clothes.

  • May 15, 2007, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Oh my....

    by P2Rock

    Yuck. i mean bay messed up so bad that they have screwed up the merchandise for this. I mean seriously.. I bumblebee t shirt? and a razor vagina face megatron. I mean this looks like cheap boot leg stuff. The logo thing is ok. the rest ill copncieved like this movie seeems to be. Yuck. Shit (slinking away dissapointedly....)

  • May 15, 2007, 8:14 p.m. CST

    And Optimus with flames!

    by P2Rock

    Bay insisted on that shirt just to piss us off.

  • May 15, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    I know we are all being ironic.

    by Smashing

    There for children though, remember being little and wearing light up clothes?, no me neither but I would have when 8.

  • May 15, 2007, 8:19 p.m. CST


    by Bongalongadingdong

    oh god i hope people wear those

  • May 15, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Bring on the cheap knockoffs

    by stvnhthr

    I can't wait to see how this technology is exploited by cheap knockoff shirts. I want to light up like the Vegas strip when I walk into a room.

  • May 15, 2007, 8:37 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

    And they've run out of bumblebees

  • May 15, 2007, 8:41 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

    I once beat a stack of toothpicks at a wrist-wrestling challenge!

  • May 15, 2007, 8:42 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 8:44 p.m. CST



    these shirts are very lame, even for a transformers fan

  • May 15, 2007, 8:45 p.m. CST

    chest bumping fat kids!

    by jrbarker


  • May 15, 2007, 8:45 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 8:46 p.m. CST

    When you pour water on these, do you get shocked & die?

    by JackPumpkinhead

    Or do you transform into something?

  • May 15, 2007, 8:50 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 8:54 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand


  • May 15, 2007, 8:55 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

  • May 15, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST

    And People Say "Star Wars/Star Trek" Merch is Lame?

    by uss cygnus

    Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

  • May 15, 2007, 9:03 p.m. CST


    by uss cygnus

    And stick those shirts up your ass.

  • May 15, 2007, 9:12 p.m. CST

    OK.. Light on shirts...

    by Freefinger

    ok .. ok .. Now we all know that all this talkback is geeky enough, and for us all to comment on movies and superheroes of our past is one thing that can be called "Geeky" on Wikipedia... <P>BUT!... Anyone caught wearing a shirt that fuking lights on and off.. FUCCCKKKKKKK!!! <P>This is beyond the Geek Gods of all time.. I can see a 3 to 5 year old wearing this and going "WOWeee!" but anyone past 5 should be contained and sent off to some distant Island.. My god.. What will they come up with next to promote this movie.. A walky talky wrist band watch to talk to your buddies?... <P>As usual.. <P>FUCK MICHEAL BAY AND HIS BIONICALS MOVIE!

  • May 15, 2007, 9:13 p.m. CST

    really lame

    by decfx

    just lame

  • May 15, 2007, 9:31 p.m. CST

    These things last about 1 week, then go out

    by ShiniGamiSan

    I was at the Hong Kong Trade Fair, and was given two made by the company that makes these (Lame-o "Ruby Tuesday logo on it), and it started acting up when I turned it on after a couple of times showing them to people. Had a battery box that held I think 2 AA batteries, and a switch to change how it sequenced when it lit, but letters were going out right away. I just threw them away. I'd rather see them use that new lensticular material they have, that you can put up to 30 frames on in full color. Now those were cool, no batteries, and nothing to short out.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:06 p.m. CST

    What the?

    by Montag666

    Gimme a break. Can you guys make it more obvious that you are totally shilling for this?

  • May 15, 2007, 10:07 p.m. CST

    All gay... except Decepticon logo

    by Big Bad Clone

    Megatron looks like an oyster.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    PREDICTION....400% mark down in 2 months

    by StupidAndUgly

    Really bad. if these had better (g1) designs they would still be bad. Id probably buy on though. Just to be funny. Wear it once, throw it away. ut I still would have spent my money on it.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    No, Megatron looks like...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...the Airwolf logo. At least he does on that shirt.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    I think I'd scare small children in that shirt

    by GornPirate

    Mommy please make the old fat geek in the blinking shirt go away!

  • May 15, 2007, 10:49 p.m. CST

    your gonna look like a douche

    by gusradio


  • May 15, 2007, 10:52 p.m. CST


    by CoffeeAndCinema

    I'm not all that impressed. Then again, has been putting out similar style shirts for a while now. I'd rather have one of these.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Might as well be printed with the words

    by Happyfat73

    Punch my Head.</p> Now, a shirt that transforms into a pair of pants would be a gimmick I can get behind.

  • May 15, 2007, 10:53 p.m. CST

    as gay as hypercolors were

    by rubbin_nubbin

    no, gayer

  • May 15, 2007, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Megatron has a Goat Tee ?

    by Phategod2

    and a Soul Patch? WTF

  • May 15, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Perfect for complete idiots of all ages!!!

    by Negative Man

    Seriously...these are all New Wave 1980's neon colored lame. As in, these would have looked great on stage being worn by Men Without Hats while they sang 'Pop Goes the World'.

  • May 15, 2007, 11:54 p.m. CST

    That's great!

    by Playkins

    But it's faaaaar too late for the 90's rave culture when this might have actually been cool.

  • May 16, 2007, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Cool idea - CRAPPY DESIGNS.

    by superninja

    The only one I like is the original logo. Megatron's face looks like a@$$.

  • May 16, 2007, 12:16 a.m. CST

    Ok so please tell us haters,what t-shirt idea do u have

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    I am so sick of the complainers. These t-shirts are cool. A first if you will for any movie or shirt for that matter. Yet here we are with a bunch of knuckleheads complaining about the shirts saying how lame they are. Fuck that! Some of these shirts are great and will sell by the truck load. <BR> <BR> So tell me those who are complaining what original shirt idea do you have? What would you do different that would be original and catch the eye to make people go "HOLY SHIT"? <BR> <BR> Kudos to the marketing dept for these shirts. What a "bright" idea. Fuck off to those who will complain about anything related to this movie because of Bay. It's going to be the best popcorn flick of the summer next POTC3.

  • May 16, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    You guys are so full of shit!

    by magnetoelectric

    Just wait till they make a Tron one!You can lie to me but not yourselves!TRON!

  • May 16, 2007, 12:30 a.m. CST

    I wore a Transformer T-Shirt

    by runfoodrun

    like everyday on this feature I ADed a couple years back. Finally the lead asked me how many of them I had. Yep, I'm a dork.

  • May 16, 2007, 1:09 a.m. CST

    I'd get one!

    by Johnno

    I like it! I like it! BUt yeah can you turn them off? Or do they remain on even when you're in the theatre and the lights go down? Because that would be annoying... kinda like when someone in the front row flips open their celly... takes you out of it...

  • May 16, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    This is great for all the haters wanting to hit and run

    by Womb2dooM

    Transformers supporters at night!

  • May 16, 2007, 1:18 a.m. CST


    by superninja

    Me likely. I want one with Bruce Boxlightner on it that glows in the dark!

  • May 16, 2007, 1:20 a.m. CST

    If they didn't tell you that was Megatron, what would

    by superninja

    you guess it was? An oil leak? A Rorshach test? A poo stain? Please don't lie through your teeth and attempt to persuade anyone that Megatron design is good.

  • May 16, 2007, 1:29 a.m. CST


    by pud_mckenzie

    great shirts can't wait till movie drops how about u?

  • May 16, 2007, 2:13 a.m. CST

    the bet they missed

    by Napoleon Park

    has nothing to do with the movie or the property, just the name, but hey should have made a "Megatron Rocks" shirt design with a stamped metal logo mitt umlauts over the vowels, heavy metal music style. Fans of '80s cartoons and '80s music would get it. (Actually I'd be amazed if no one already did that in the last twenty years, but if they have I am not aware of it.) <p> the Optimus Prime flames design is freekken-high-larious, though. It's like they did a shirt just for the critics. Though why they thought they'd buy or wear them is anyone's guess.

  • May 16, 2007, 2:42 a.m. CST

    You guys are useless!!!

    by DamnYouMB

    God damnit! I have tried not being excited about this movie! I have tried hating Michael Bay! I can't do it anymore. Bring this fucking movie on!!!!!!!!! PS I haven't watched Transformers since the 80s PS (a) If this movie is good, the Trek Prequel is a shoe-in! Damnit Jim, I'm a Talkbacker not a giant-robot geek!

  • May 16, 2007, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Megatron looks like

    by evil mystical ninja

    a small puppy with big ears. How. Fu*king. Scary

  • May 16, 2007, 3:38 a.m. CST

    Why would I want TINO on my chest?

    by photoboy

    I'll buy a proper Transformers t-shirt, not a Bay abomination.

  • May 16, 2007, 3:46 a.m. CST

    Wow...guaranteed to keep you virgin...

    by Bones

    Because you really want a neon sign on your chest that states that: <p> A) You are a thirty-year-old man who play with toys.<p> B) You can use your shirt as a nightlight for masturbation.<p> C) You can transform Optimus Prime, but you are clueless about unhooking a bra.<p> D) The shiny, glowy shirt hopefully takes attention away from your small penis.<p>

  • May 16, 2007, 3:52 a.m. CST

    OR...If you are a woman who wears the shirt:

    by Bones

    A) Hey Nerds, my breasts are both light-up and 3D!<p> B) Wait! Stop looking at me like Sharks after seal meat!<p> C) This was the wrong shirt to wear when walking alone<p> D) I can't find the off switch and am running out of places to hide<p>

  • May 16, 2007, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Vaya horterada

    by CuervoJones

    de las grandes

  • May 16, 2007, 6:46 a.m. CST

    Why would I want that ugly megs or OP head on a T???


    if im gonna have any face it will be from the fuckin cartoon.<p><p>Let me tell you something Bay you silly twat. Raimi has replaced the comic image of peter parker with tobey maguires face. Batman movies have done the same with Christiam Bale. X-Men Movies? Hugh Jackman etc...<p><p><p>You're Transformers movie , NO MATTER HOW MUCH MERCHANDISE YOU CREATE will never replace the real Optimus Prime face, nor the real Megatron Face. People will always remember the originals. And that's why we say.....MBFL.

  • May 16, 2007, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Hot topic here I come!

    by Dazzler69

    You did not say what outlet these are?

  • May 16, 2007, 7:29 a.m. CST

    That Megatron face . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . looks like it belongs on the side of a bong.

  • May 16, 2007, 7:44 a.m. CST


    by SylarTheCylon

    Because the current travelling across your chest can interfere with pacemakers. So if you have one of those, i wouldn't use these shirts. Also, Kurt Russel wasn't smiling about these t-shirts las time i checked, so i think the issue is settled.

  • May 16, 2007, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Little more than a crass toy commercial.

    by Zarles

    Man, I can't help but snicker everytime I write that line.

  • May 16, 2007, 7:53 a.m. CST


    by SylarTheCylon

    What if it starts to rain, and your TINO-shirt gets wet and you get electrocuted? How fucking awesomne would that be? Or how about you get breat cancer from the electromagnetic field? Can women safely wear these?

  • May 16, 2007, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Washable? Sure!

    by RatBat

    Just to reply to ricarleite, they're easy to wash - the battery pack unclips and the light-up bit is sealed, so you can handwash them. There's more info on them at:

  • May 16, 2007, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Avoid being struck by a car at night

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Wear your vagina-face Megatron electraglow T-shirt. 'Course, doing so will also ensure that you avoid getting laid, or even spoken to by girls.

  • May 16, 2007, 8:18 a.m. CST


    by whoopdeedoo

    You just know a whole gaggle of the fanboys who decried the use of flames on Optimus will be lining up to get that light up flamin' Optimus T-shirt.

  • May 16, 2007, 8:26 a.m. CST

    I'm not buying this, but if...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...they sold full-body pajamas with microcircuitry that made you look like someone from TRON, I'd get that for the hell of it and wear it to movies, concerts, sporting events and funerals. <p> Do the Transformer shirts come with copies of a book like "How to Talk to Girls?" Or do they just skip that and give you a plastic vagina instead?

  • May 16, 2007, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Civilization phase III--humanity progresses

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Finally, after thousands of years, so many wars, so much death from diseases we didn't understand, finally, after so much hard work and research, after putting aside our differences as human beings and putting down our weapons, we can reach a mutual understanding and take all the best that medicine and science have to offer, and combine that technology with our heightened level of human sympathy, to elevate our singular condition on the earth together, finally, glowing Transformer teeshirts.

  • May 16, 2007, 8:44 a.m. CST

    The glow-shirt crop circle convention

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Get all the emo kids who buy a shirt to gather in some remote rural field some summer night, and they could lie on their backs together and beam messages into space, so that Prime and company know where to land. Hell, maybe some of them could work at an airport and be runway landing lights.

  • May 16, 2007, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Lame and stupid

    by Mr Incredible

    Would be the term for someone who would waste their money on that crap. What next? A Cylon shirt with a moving red eye?

  • May 16, 2007, 8:48 a.m. CST

    The lettering on the shirts may indicate

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Barricade," "Ratchet" and "Bumblebee," but what they're all really saying is...<p>

  • May 16, 2007, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Where the hell is MCMthingy?

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Did I miss him in the talkback? Has he given up his quest to acheive... something... by posting Damn you Michael Bay all the time? If so, I have to say I'm saddened, because I really thought he was building toward something...<p>I will also be saddened if I see anyone over the age of twelve wearing one of these colossal nerd beacons. It will be a heavy sadness, and I may need to find a quiet place where I can weep secretly.

  • May 16, 2007, 9:07 a.m. CST


    by AllieJamison

    Are these the kinds of shirts only available in XXXL?

  • May 16, 2007, 9:09 a.m. CST

    I prefer finky's shirts!

    by S-Mart shopper

    Hey finky! When you say zazzle, do you use megatrons jazz hands?

  • May 16, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST


    by deadphishiy2

    more shiny flashy things to piss me off in a movie theater

  • May 16, 2007, 9:32 a.m. CST

    thats it

    by darkslab

    well, the shirts are cool, but it only shows the true heart of this movie: merchandising. thats it, this is exactly what this movie is all about. oh well. we've waited 20 years for cool shirts.

  • May 16, 2007, 9:48 a.m. CST



    OMG??!!!!! how kool r these???! MICHAL BAY is INOVATOR!!! i bet WILLIS will evn ware one whil sleepin with HOT HOLLYWOOD models and actrisses!!!! BAY JUS MAKES ME PISS MY PANTS!!!!!!

  • May 16, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST


    by Dr Weird

    It's amazing how many are making fun of the shirts, but are the same people lining up to buy the shirts and then walking down to the mall arcade to hang our in front wearing the t-shirts thinking they look sooooo bad ass

  • May 16, 2007, 11:35 a.m. CST

    I don't wanna die electrocuted!!!

    by ludmir88

    And why Optimus look sad? Stupid toy movie!!!!!! ...But i'm gonna see it anyway...

  • May 16, 2007, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Maybe Harry needs for him ...

    by ludmir88

    a exclusive special edition limited godzilla size T-SHIRT, you know... Just kidding.....!!!! :D I expect something similar with Kevlar-Man, sorry, I mean Iron-Man next year. I bet they will do it.!!! You know the big circle in his chest ... whatever.

  • May 16, 2007, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Nice idea but who's going to wear it?

    by SID 8.0

    The Barricade one is pretty cool for the police motto alone. Reminds me of Triumph at the Star Wars Ep. 1 premiere. He asked a guy in a Vader suit which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?

  • May 16, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Where's the light-up PUSSY ON OPTIMUS shirt?

    by Optimus Murphy

    This clothing line is too blocky and unrealistic.

  • May 16, 2007, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Oh christ

    by Nozoli Apples

    I think we're all too nerdy as it is. I don't know anyone who would want to wear a blinking robot shirt.

  • May 16, 2007, 2:56 p.m. CST


    by superninja

    BSB, thanks for the afternoon laugh. These really are atrocious.

  • May 16, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    krack, you are a genius

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Put me down for a TFD shirt.

  • May 16, 2007, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Shirts that scream, "Sexual Prowess!!"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    That's right, Michael Bay fans. Nothing says "I know how to give pleasure to a beautiful woman in bed" like a blinking robot tee shirt. Order yours now, put it on, and soon you won't be able to get rid of the smell of fish in your house.

  • May 16, 2007, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Shirts that shout, "Never Kissed a Girl!"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    That's right, fellas! You won't be able to keep the ladies' hands off you at the club! "What's that, you ask? Why, it's Ratchet, hot buns. Would you like to see MY Ratchet?"

  • May 16, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Optimus shirt = Diamond Cutting erection....

    by Stuntcock Mike

    for ze virgin 35 year old male.

  • May 16, 2007, 5:26 p.m. CST


    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    oh know they did the flames just to piss all of us off!!! hahaha...they even went as far as to make them animated HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • May 16, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Megatron = Spike from Gremlins

    by thebearovingian

    But maybe it's just me and I'm obsessed with Gremlins. ????

  • May 16, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST


    by thebearovingian


  • May 16, 2007, 6:11 p.m. CST

    No, this movie is just like Gremlins. That point

    by superninja

    has actually been made here before.

  • May 16, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Don't feed Megatron after midnight.

    by superninja

    Woo hoo!!!!

  • May 16, 2007, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Dude, I don't know if you haven't realized this yet

    by superninja

    but they still think the flames are cool. Still.

  • May 16, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST


    by SylarTheCylon

    Megatron's face is kinda similar to that of a camel.

  • May 16, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    LOL they HAD TO put MEGATRON

    by kudos_eb

    under his face, so ppl would recognise him!!! hahahaha

  • May 16, 2007, 11:10 p.m. CST

    you'd be cooler

    by INWOsuxRED

    if you walked around town in a full body Iron Man costume, compete with nipples.

  • May 16, 2007, 11:13 p.m. CST

    why does it say Megatron on the Doomsday shirt?

    by INWOsuxRED

    They should have one of Bay that starts with a big pile of coke glowing in front of his nose, and then have it dissapear.

  • May 16, 2007, 11:32 p.m. CST

    GARTHIMUS is the man now dog

    by Phategod2

    GARTHIMUS for president.

  • May 17, 2007, 1:12 a.m. CST

    If I were to buy this

    by Nozoli Apples

    I'd have to auction off my nards on e-bay so I could afford to pay a prostitute to just look at me.

  • May 17, 2007, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Megatron looks like a complicated knee

    by BagSalad

    and I will take seven of these shirts.

  • March 16, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Yes, I'm Trying to Improve My Google Rankings.

    by catlettuce4

    I sell these shirts online through my site. It's pretty much the lowest price online... $24.99 Total. I don't have this exact design, but the ones I sell are pretty nice.