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Arwen replaces Sarah as The Incredible Hulk's main squeeze!!!

Published at:  May 04, 2007 6:17:30 AM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here... I don't know if that headline could have gotten any geekier... a LABYRINTH reference AND a LORD OF THE RINGS reference? Yikes...

But it's the truth. Liv Tyler will be taking over for Jennifer Connelly as Betty Ross in THE INCREDIBLE HULK. They also let a little plot out, saying that the couple's relationship is on strained, almost gone as Bruce Banner is on the run, trying to find a cure for his condition, his pursuers hot on his trail.

The flick starts shooting this summer.




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  • May 04, 2007 6:16:21 AM CDT

    First?

    by quintus_arrius

    You Bastards...

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  • May 04, 2007 6:18:46 AM CDT

    You spelled Arwen wrong...

    by bunch-backdtoad

  • May 04, 2007 6:24:04 AM CDT

    This one will be...

    by quintus_arrius

    ... much better than Mr BrockeDicks broken version. And I'd 'do' Liv... repeatedly though she isn't the greatest actor in the world. (it's amazing she looks so good when her dads as ugly as sin). Oh wait, you mean SHE'S Betty Ross? Oh crap...

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  • May 04, 2007 6:25:14 AM CDT

    Is she still fat?

    by karl childers

    I hope not.

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  • May 04, 2007 6:28:23 AM CDT

    STEVEN TYLER FOR THE ROLE OF GEN. ROSS!!

    by freefinger

    With his big ass lips!

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  • May 04, 2007 6:31:02 AM CDT

    Looking at this picture of her mum...

    by quintus_arrius

    ...reminded me why Liv looks the way she looks. Mummy in the 70s. Yum-yum!
    http://tinyurl.com/2asvz3

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  • May 04, 2007 6:31:54 AM CDT

    Strained?!?

    by el-guappo

    every movie Liv has been in her relationship with the guy has been "strained" It's how she works best apparently.

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  • May 04, 2007 6:34:38 AM CDT

    Liv's plus size model sister is...

    by rokurgepta

    pretty phat too.

    Isn't it spelled Arwyn?

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  • May 04, 2007 6:39:39 AM CDT

    Quintus_Arrius...

    by freefinger

    You should mention something about the PORN LINK you just posted!There could be kids around someone who's going to look at that link.

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  • May 04, 2007 6:40:54 AM CDT

    Or in my case...

    by rma

    ...in work goddammit!

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  • May 04, 2007 6:41:23 AM CDT

    RokurGepta: Mia Tyler

    by quintus_arrius

    I'd pork the porker.

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  • May 04, 2007 6:41:43 AM CDT

    Pretty fuckin happy!

    by dazzler69

    And I thought Connelly was hot in the first one! I am going to have some good fantsasies on this one!

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  • May 04, 2007 6:42:47 AM CDT

    Freefiner

    by quintus_arrius

    Indeed. So did you like the Pic?

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  • May 04, 2007 6:45:43 AM CDT

    I did mean freefinger after all...

    by quintus_arrius

  • May 04, 2007 6:57:27 AM CDT

    Both Beautiful Actresses

    by markoohno

    But I really liked Jennifer Connelly in the role. Someone needs to make a good superhero film again soon! Because it's all rolling downhill into a monstrous clusterfuck. The sad thing is that, when a title does well, brainless execs try to "polish up" the next ones and they come out SO much worse!

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  • May 04, 2007 7:11:06 AM CDT

    Still hoping that they get Sam Elliot back for this

    by boondock devil

    No such thing as too much Sam Elliot, miho.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:16:00 AM CDT

    Forget that!

    by coursinlarry

    No girl. Hulk smash!

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  • May 04, 2007 7:21:21 AM CDT

    RighteousBrother

    by thebort

    or aerosmith could keep their crappy tune from that asteroid movie and just change the words from "i dont want to miss a thing" to "aint easy being green". hoot hoot.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:25:16 AM CDT

    WEE WA WOOWAA!!

    by boyblue

    That is all!

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  • May 04, 2007 7:38:11 AM CDT

    So far so good.

    by rev_skarekroe

    Shaping up to be better than the straight-to-video cheapie I was expecting.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:41:42 AM CDT

    Will there be cookie sex in this as well?

    by filmcritic3000

    Or will they use a different dessert?

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  • May 04, 2007 7:44:26 AM CDT

    ugh..

    by sith42

    I can't stand Tyler.. has there been a role where she doesn't act like she's sleepwalking in?

    So far, the only bad thing about the film announced, IMO.

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  • May 04, 2007 8:14:40 AM CDT

    Fat?

    by kid z

    Maybe slightly... but on Liv Tyler you can overlook it, definitely. 'Sides, I'm sure she'll slim up for the role.

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  • May 04, 2007 8:23:46 AM CDT

    crossing fingers

    by amano

    Man I hope they don't fuck this up the way they did the first time. I like the casting so far. I think Ed Norton as Banner is awesome, and Liv Tyler as Betty is good too. When was she fat? She always looked good to me.

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  • May 04, 2007 8:24:31 AM CDT

    **Warning, Im about to comment about Jersey Girl**

    by boyblue

    Come on I know some of you have seen it!!
    Liv Tyler is great in this film and if she is anything like the character she plays in Jersey Girl in real life. I would love to come across her in my local video store!!.....................................................................................And thats a double entendre if there ever was one!

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  • May 04, 2007 8:31:13 AM CDT

    Acting BUZZ-KILL

    by la_sith

    This is the worst pairing since the "genius" casting of Meg Ryan to match with Val Kilmer in The Doors! I fully expect her to ruin every scene she's in. Hot? Who gives a shit. She can't act her way out of a paper bag unless there are Sindarin subtitles to back her.

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  • May 04, 2007 8:32:31 AM CDT

    too steveny...

    by diagnostic

    Steven Tyler for Gen Ross!

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  • May 04, 2007 8:47:20 AM CDT

    Steven Tyler as Gen. Ross... too fucking funny....

    by justinsane

    ...he'd have a big-ass moustache framing his big-ass lips and screaming "ANGRY MAN IS ON THA LOOOOOOOSE! AyayayayayayayayaYOW!" and then unload on the Hulk with a massive gatling gun with cute little bandanas tied to it. I too vote Steven for General Ross!

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  • May 04, 2007 8:50:56 AM CDT

    Wow, the fanboys are sharing brains today.

    by nice marmot

    2 lame jokes each about Tyler as General Ross & Aerosmith playing "It's Not Easy Being Green." Kudos!

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  • May 04, 2007 8:51:08 AM CDT

    Liv Tyler was good in

    by rokurgepta

    Empire Records

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  • May 04, 2007 8:56:53 AM CDT

    SMELLS BAD SAARRAHHH

    by strokerx

    eeooooooyyrrrhgghh!!

    loves me some labyrinth

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  • May 04, 2007 9:02:42 AM CDT

    Liv Tyler and Jennifer Connelly in the same sentence?!

    by jdanielp

    OOoOooooOoooooOohhhhh....

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  • May 04, 2007 9:07:18 AM CDT

    More cushion...

    by the bunglermoose

    etc. etc.

    I don't care much for Liv Tyler's acting chops... but I'll watch her in just about anything -- particularly if she's scantily clad. I like my women with a little "substance" - if I wanted a woman with the body of a 12 year old boy, I'd just date a 12 year old boy.

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  • May 04, 2007 9:21:20 AM CDT

    Jennifer Connelly or Liv Tyler?

    by datascream

    Jennifer Connelly is much hotter then Liv Tyler. There really isn't much of a comparison. This is a downgrade for sure :(. However I still think Liv Tyler is hot....but she's no Jennifer Connelly.

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  • May 04, 2007 9:30:21 AM CDT

    I disagree LIv Tyler is better then jennifer conelly

    by mr_x

    liv is stunning, watch LOTR again. jennifer connellly lost it when she reduced the size of her breasts.

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  • May 04, 2007 9:39:39 AM CDT

    Better than the Jessica Biel rumors.

    by anna valerious

    Glad to see Liv's getting work after having a kid. (Believe me, after watching my sister and her daughter, it's not easy to be a parent.)

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  • May 04, 2007 9:47:05 AM CDT

    I JUST HOPE THE HULK HAS A GOOD DANCE NUMBER

    by pound sand

    set to 'Crazy.'

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  • May 04, 2007 10:03:58 AM CDT

    Mr_X is right.

    by diagnostic

    And you can just tell that Conelly hates the idea of doing low brow stuff like the Hulk.
    I want Aerosmith guitar rock with this movie now. Bruce Cambell would also be great as Gen. Ross.

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  • May 04, 2007 10:46:10 AM CDT

    Incredible Hulk plot point:

    by trombone

    Hulk pulls out the trombone to play the blues with Spider-Man

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  • May 04, 2007 11:20:07 AM CDT

    Hulk walking down the street.............

    by liljuniorbrown

    Shooting at people with his "pistol fingers" dancing and bucking up against every female that walks by. Not a good idea? Really? Yeah I guess it would suck to see a superhero do that in a fucking comic book movie.Damn you Sam Raimi!! And by the way Liv Tyler is sexy as all get out,but this is coming from the same people who talked about how fat Bryce Howard was in S3. Come on people,these ladies might weigh 115-125 with boobs. Jennifer Conneley had awesome tits and she was curvy like a real woman. Now Mia Tyler....I'm man enough to say I wouldn't mind spending an afternoon knocking over some furniture with her.

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  • May 04, 2007 11:20:32 AM CDT

    Her mouth is big enough

    by i dunno

    to take in Hulk's massive dong.

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  • May 04, 2007 11:24:55 AM CDT

    Only reason Ryan was cast in the Doors

    by doc_strange

    is apparently her passing resemblance to Pamela Courson. From what I understand, there was a lot of friction between her and Stone on certain scenes. Probably the one that most stands out is where Morrison is singing Soft Parade while getting a blow job at the same time. The movie as a whole, however is awesome and is the best telling of Morrison's life as well as the Doors. If they make another movie about them it would be interesting to see what story elements they would include as this one had a very indigenous tone with all the native Americans and stuff.

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  • May 04, 2007 11:28:50 AM CDT

    "replaces" "taking over"

    by zerocorpse

    Why can't you get it through your heads? THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE FIRST ONE IN ANY WAY. This is a "do-over" that will almost completely ignore that the other one exists, kind of how every Highlander movie after the second one ignores that the second one ever happened. NEW MOVIE. NEW STORY. NEW ACTORS. It's NOT A SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 04, 2007 11:30:52 AM CDT

    giant green penis

    by cuervojones

    That´s what the audience is asking

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  • May 04, 2007 11:43:09 AM CDT

    Meh...The Dark Knight is the only flick with promise

    by performingmonkey

    All other superhero flicks now suck like a secretary after hours.

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  • May 04, 2007 11:48:05 AM CDT

    I don't see any chemistry between Ed Norton and

    by jimmy_009

    Liv Tyler. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong.

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  • May 04, 2007 11:50:30 AM CDT

    INCREDIBLE HULK Tylenol Commercial

    by mr flashlight

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejixfn_b2MQ

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  • May 04, 2007 11:58:04 AM CDT

    this is the film equivalent

    by emeraldboy

    of the body under the carpet. Universal being the main culprits says "body. what body?" "oh that body, well see its kind of a long story......" This movie will be so jarring for audiences, they wont go anywhere near it.

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  • May 04, 2007 12:00:35 PM CDT

    Donald clarke in the ticket was spot on

    by emeraldboy

    when he said that Connelly looked really distant in The hulk.

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  • May 04, 2007 12:19:39 PM CDT

    Betty was a blonde.

    by superninja

    Did they replace her with Tyler just because they both have dark hair and big boobs? Got no problem with Liv, but it's kind of a meh fit in the casting department.

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  • May 04, 2007 1:14:03 PM CDT

    Betty's a betty

    by a rolling stone

    Edward Norton's an actor. He makes his movies into films with his performance. Smoothie? Fight Club? Primal Fear? He even held his own with DeNiro and Brando in The Score. If his heart's in this work, we're going to be impressed. Add 'the Fugitive' scenario to keep things interesting and it's got real potential. Oh, and as long as Betty's played by a betty, I'm down. Just give us BETTER BAD GUYS!

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  • May 04, 2007 1:19:10 PM CDT

    Yeah, I think Banner on the run has a lot more

    by superninja

    potential. It makes you more sympathetic for the character. The first Hulk did not give Bana enough to do - it was too internal. You can convey the internal through action, 'ya know.

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  • May 04, 2007 1:20:54 PM CDT

    A question:

    by emeraldboy

    Will they have to redesign the hulk.

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  • May 04, 2007 1:21:56 PM CDT

    Are they

    by emeraldboy

    going to redesign the hulk.

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  • May 04, 2007 1:43:51 PM CDT

    Connelly is over-rated anyway

    by moa kaka

    Her entire acting "talent" consists of delicately allowing 1-2 tears to roll down her face without messing up her makeup. Can't stand her in any movie she's in. And Tyler is not fat. It's just that - unlike Connelly - she hasn't tried to improve her looks through surgery. Really, how good can an actress when her career is dictated by how she looks after surgery?

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  • May 04, 2007 1:48:20 PM CDT

    Loved her sex scene in "stealing beauty"

    by mike_d

  • May 04, 2007 2:03:42 PM CDT

    I wish WB would re-boot SUPERMAN this way.

    by not the messiah

    Just re-cast every role. Bosworth should never be allowed to play Lois ever again, in any media form.

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  • May 04, 2007 2:07:19 PM CDT

    Not going to work

    by surround sound

    The fact that the Bana and Connelly aren't coming back spells doom for this film. Edward Norton?? Liv Tyler?? Gimme a break. I smell a stinker of a movie...a big green stinker.

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  • May 04, 2007 2:09:14 PM CDT

    This Hulk "re-boot" reeks of safe run-of-the-mill...

    by chishu_ryu

    ...unoriginality, and not a bit of artistic risk. Yeah, let's hire an actor everyone knows about that'll please yer "average bear" fanboys, and hire an actress with proven fanboy movie success, and just basically use the old Hulk a la Fugitive television series formula. Sure it spells box office receipts, but it also spells "We the people in control of this franchise haven't the balls to try anything artistically daring, because we learned our lesson with that kook Ang Lee, and from now on we will give the MTV masses what they want because that's the only way to keep the viscous circle of money coming in, to give them the same old slick formula because that's what they're used to, the same old slick formula and we want our money so we can continue the outrageous mortgage payments on our outrageously expensive houses! Let them eat cake."

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  • May 04, 2007 2:27:32 PM CDT

    "Reboot" or not?

    by bizarrojerry

    It's supposed to be a reboot of the franchise, but didn't the first one end with Banner as a fugitive? How's this any different? Just because they treat the material a little different doesn't make it a reboot. Sounds like more of just a different story, which is ok with a sequel anyway. Just cuz the actors and the creative team is different doesn't make it a reboot. That would make nearly every Bond movie a reboot, too.

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  • May 04, 2007 4:07:32 PM CDT

    I've Got A Fever

    by markoohno

    And the only cure is more Sam Elliot and more cowbell.

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  • May 04, 2007 4:20:00 PM CDT

    Yeah, ZeroCorpe... I agree with BizarroJerry

    by frijole

    If there is no origin story and the film picks up with Banner/Hulk on the run from the government (which is basically what we've been told) then despite the cast changes... THIS IS A SEQUEL.

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  • May 04, 2007 4:22:49 PM CDT

    Jennifer Connelly is quite possibly the hottest woman..

    by ravetin

    ...In the world. But I actually enjoy watching Liv Tyler on screen more.

    At least she fucking smiles.

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  • May 04, 2007 4:29:57 PM CDT

    I hope they at least keep...

    by mrfan

    Sam Elliott as General Ross. I thought he was terrific.

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  • May 04, 2007 5:33:42 PM CDT

    Hulk Doesn't Need Oscar Winner Girl For Betty...

    by buzz maverik

    ...Betty is not such great role, in HHO (Hulk's humble opinion). Oscar winner as Betty was like getting Katherine Hepburn to play Dale Arden in puny Flash Gordon serial, even though Hulk doesn't know who Katherine Hepburn, Dale Arden and Flash Gordon are. Probably just more humans who hate Hulk. Everyone hates Hulk. Well, Hulk will smash everyone who hates him! So...Hulk guesses he'll smash everyone! Yes, Hulk will smash you! Hulk will smash you all! Also, Hulk should talk in this movie. Hulk has things to say. About politics and the environment. And Hulk has published two volumes of Hulk's poetry. Hulk recorded a CD with his band The Hulk Dogs, but puny humans called it a vanity album so Hulk had to smash recording studio.

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  • May 04, 2007 5:40:21 PM CDT

    Hulk Hopes Hulk Gets To Smash More Than Puny Cloud.

    by buzz maverik

    Even Hulk can't smash cloud. Cloud is all cold and misty, freezes Hulk's great big green nads when Hulk jumps through them. Hulk was almost fighting cloud in other puny movie. It was hard for Hulk to tell what the hell was going on at the end. Hulk thinks puny human Nick Nolte slipped something into Hulk's Diet Coke that puny AD brought Hulk from craft services. Probably puny craft services was with Nolte, trying to trick Hulk because when Hulk had some snacks Hulk accidentally ate the whole table. Vacant Stare Woman will be good as Betty, though. Oscar Girl has vacant stare too if director doesn't give a shit. Hulk is going to go smash puny Thing now. Thing gets to work with Jessica Alba. Hulk doesn't think she can act either, but one time at party, Hulk was hitting on her and doing pretty good until puny soldiers showed up to hound Hulk...

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  • May 04, 2007 5:51:10 PM CDT

    Connelly looks like a crack whore now.....

    by jimmy jazz

    Liv Tyler is infinitely hotter. Plus I LOVE her "I don't give a crap" attitude regarding her looks. You know that she will never drop twenty pounds to suck up to some producer. That makes her all the sexier. And regardless of what you thought of Jersey Girl, you can't deny that she was by far the best part of that movie. Very underrated as an actor.

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  • May 04, 2007 5:51:51 PM CDT

    Hulk Saw Stupid SPIDER-MAN 3 Last Night...

    by buzz maverik

    Hulk bought his ticket and got in line. Dumb human in front of Hulk said he'd been standing in front of Gammabase 14 Multiplex all day. Hulk told human that human smelled like it too. Dumb human. As puny Banner, Hulk woke up in his own bed next to Betty (whichever Betty, Hulk doesn't know), took a shower, went to work, built gamma bomb, turned into Hulk and fought Modok, had a nice dinner, and still walked into the theater the same time as human. No, sooner, because Hulk doesn't buy overpriced snacks and drinks (Hulk's muscles aren't just from gamma rays). Also, snacks and drinks make Hulk have to use toilet during movie and toilets are upstairs at Gammabase 14, so Hulk doesn't miss part of show. Turns out, Hulk could have missed show. Hulk thought puny Spider-man sucked web fluid. Hulk has fought puny Goblin, Sandman and maybe Venom (Hulk doesn't know since Hulk hasn't followed Hulk's own title since the '80s)and those weren't Gobline, Sandman and Venom. Hulk thinks Spider-franchise should be smashed. Hulk will have new franchise! And Hulk will smash Ang Lee. Not because he fucked up Hulk's first movie. No, Hulk auditioned for role in BROKEBACK. Puny Lee said no one would want to play gay cowboy opposite Hulk and puny audiences would feel sorry for anyone of receiving end of Hulk sex, if you know what Hulk means. Do you know what Hulk means? Hulk doesn't. Anyway, Hulk will still see puny FANTASTIC FOUR since Hulk has smashed them many times. Hulk has also smashed Shiney No Package Man, and teamed up with him in DEFENDERS.

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  • May 04, 2007 6:47:54 PM CDT

    to the person who mention

    by emeraldboy

    bosworth. you nailed it dude. what a terrible actress. I agree with Ebert who said that Lois Lane is gutsy , strong willed reporter. Bosworth was a cold shrewd nasty little bitch.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:07:12 PM CDT

    Superman Returns worst modern Superhero film

    by nhronin

    Ang Lee's Hulk was slighlty better than that pile of steaming crap.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:21:46 PM CDT

    Shallow, but...

    by billythefish

    Jennifer Connelly vs. Liv Tyler?
    Jennifer every time. Better (bigger) breasts, better acting ability, better roles.
    Nuff said!

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  • May 04, 2007 7:38:22 PM CDT

    I liked Ang Lee's Hulk.

    by allpowerfulwizardofoz

    I thought it was one of the better comic book movies and very mature. It's a shame most did not see it that way. While I am a fan of Ed Norton this new casting is sort of, eh. Jennifer Connelly did a great job in Lee's Hulk and it's a shame she won't be returning. I dunno, I am like indifferent about this new Hulk movie right now.

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  • May 04, 2007 7:45:57 PM CDT

    Buzz that was some quality stuff...

    by alonzo mosely

    Didn't think anyone doing the tired old Hulk Smash thing could make me giggle like a schoolgirl leaning up against a tumbledryer, but you did my friend...

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  • May 04, 2007 7:56:04 PM CDT

    Tyler = Awesome

    by playboater18

    She was pretty good in LOTR and she is in my opinion one of the most beautiful actresses working today. She comes across as normal which is important to me. :P

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  • May 04, 2007 8:01:39 PM CDT

    I gave Liv Tyler a "Worst Actress...Ever" t-shirt...

    by thelivingdoll

    She just giggled, pouted her lips, danced in a circle and made gurgling noises while pointing at her nose. She'll do JUST fine.

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  • May 04, 2007 9:23:31 PM CDT

    Doh!

    by bender7

    Why replace an actress that can act rings around that dopey eyed elf?

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  • May 05, 2007 12:04:16 AM CDT

    Yeah, loved Liv in That Thing You Do.

    by superninja

    Jimmy, from now on, you stay away from me. I've wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you. Kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all of your color and life. I used to think that was the real you when you smiled, but now I know that you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all of your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.

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  • May 05, 2007 12:50:46 AM CDT

    If only they could film the Planet Hulk

    by arisethedemonetrigan

    storyline... That'd would be a comic book movie mixed with Gladiator mixed with Conan mixed with a Frazetta painting. And throw tons of aliens into it too.

    Unless World War Hulk turns out to be even greater.

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  • May 05, 2007 1:43:35 AM CDT

    Meh... Liv Tyler over Jennifer Connelly???

    by theghostwholurks

    I'm officially underwhelmed. I may have to buy Ang Lee's HULK just to feel better, now.

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  • May 05, 2007 2:02:49 AM CDT

    Two is better than one

    by cellardweller

    Why can't there be two Bettys? Liv and Jennifer rolling around in green jello. "Hulk must frolick in jello with Bettys!" It could work. Better than a 4 villain showdown...

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  • May 05, 2007 2:50:23 AM CDT

    This whole endeavor is going to define "meh"

    by hktelemacher

    Ang's Hulk was a perfectly serviceable flick. Hell, I really liked it, but I know I'm in the minority. But come on - the essential dumbing down that Marvel seems like they're looking to do to try and roll the dice one more time on this thing being a franchise that will take off to Spider Man ends will wind up like every other mediocre superhero flick they're put out. It's going to fall right in line with Ghost Rider, Daredevil and the Punisher -- which were so palpably noncommittal their banality came off like SciFi channel movies. Say what you will about the first stab at the Hulk, at least it strived for something other than middle of the road, something outside of safe. I still remember and dig Moriarty's defense of it being boring, saying that it was too busy being weird as shit to be boring. Hulk was weird as shit, and even if nothing else worked for you -- well, there's always that. This new one is going to be so standard issue I'm sure Mark Steven Johnson is signing on the dotted line right now.

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  • May 05, 2007 6:17:16 AM CDT

    what do you get

    by napoleon park

    when you put Jennifer Connelly, Posh Spice, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Portia deRossi and the Olsen Twins in a trash compacter? One whole woman.

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  • May 05, 2007 6:34:45 AM CDT

    This new Hulk is a REBOOT...

    by chishu_ryu

    You can call it a sequel if you like, but it's also a reboot. If Spider-Man ditched at the box office, and they replaced Dunst, Maguire, and Raimi, and went in a new direction, even if they didn't re-film the origin, it would've bee a reboot. Batman Begins is a reboot of a franchise that went down in flames. Superman Returns is not so much a reboot as it's a tribute. Brandon Routh totally played off Christopher Reeve. But SR also wanted to pretend Superman III and IV never happened. New actors, new director, new story direction (and only 2 years later) means reboot. Again, this new Hulk is a REBOOT.

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  • May 05, 2007 8:28:32 AM CDT

    HULK IS LOVE MACHINE! HULK LOVE LIV TYLER!

    by jdanielp

    HULK SAYS NO MORE PURPLE PANTS! HULK SAYS LET GREEN MONSTER FREE OR HULK SMASH! HULK IS SUCH A PLAYER! FIRST JENNY, NOW LIV! EVERYONE ELSE GREEN WITH ENVY!

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  • May 05, 2007 10:26:29 AM CDT

    They have SAID it's a "Do-Over"

    by zerocorpse

    This is a direct quote from Avi before he left. He said it's a "Do-Over" and not a sequel. EW is reporting it that way. Superherohype is reporting it that way. EVERYONE but AICN is reporting it that way. This has NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING to do with the other Hulk movie, in just the same way that the other Hulk movie had nothing to do with the TV show. This is a NEW story that does not follow the mythology or storyline of the Ang Lee version.
    Ang Lee's version was poorly received. GET OVER IT. His "vision" will not continue, and they're wiping the slate clean to start over with a new story. That's all there is to it. There's no "maybe" it's a sequel. It's NOT a sequel, and the producers have said so, no matter how much you wish for it.

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  • May 05, 2007 12:32:39 PM CDT

    Where Liv got her looks

    by deadboy1313

    There is no doubt that Liv is beautiful, because she got her looks from her Mom, Bebe Buell. Not to mention, as a singer with her own band, Bebe is pretty incredible- I think she can hold a candle to Steven Tyler any day! I've always been a fan of Aerosmith, so saying Bebe's voice is as good as Steven's is no small compliment.
    So I'm pretty happy that Liv got the role.....she has two talented parents and I think she's as cute as can be! But I'll still always have a crush on her Mom -she's the ultimate rock and roll MILF!

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  • May 05, 2007 1:15:16 PM CDT

    ZeroCorpse

    by superninja

    In a sense Lee's Hulk will continue as long as the Hulk continues because Lee just honed in almost to exclusivity the main element of the character which is his internal conflict. That will always be a part of the Hulk. Hopefully now with less navel-gazing. They would not have gotten Norton if they did not intend to make an intelligent movie.

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  • May 05, 2007 4:08:09 PM CDT

    Damn Connelley's manorexic husband and his vegan ways

    by big bad clone

    Oh course Jennifer Connelly is mind-blowingly hot, but, boy, do I want to start mailing her sandwiches.

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  • May 05, 2007 10:46:39 PM CDT

    Military

    by woodystiffer

    Can we please see less of the military storyline in this one? Haven't we already established that the military is no match for the Hulk? With today's CGI and the knowledge that the Hulk is the strongest being in the Marvel Universe, let's see some mind-bending carnage and a foe(s) that's worthy of the Hulk!

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  • May 06, 2007 11:09:20 AM CDT

    Has WB made a Superman film?

    by teethgnasher

    Just curious.

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  • May 06, 2007 11:57:56 AM CDT

    This will be like STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN as to

    by master bruce

    STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE...in other words, they get it right the second time out! Here's hoping this holds true for the ol' greenskin goliath!!!

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  • May 06, 2007 1:59:46 PM CDT

    OUCH! Horse-face as the romantic lead?

    by dragon-lord

    That woman is ugly and drains screen energy. This project must be in really desperate shape creatively/financially if this is the best they could hire for this critical role.

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  • May 06, 2007 7:43:33 PM CDT

    Fuck the Reboot Hulk

    by lavaman

    I hope this movie bombs. I loved Ang Lee's Hulk, and I am pissed off that these asswipes are rebooting the series. The fact that they are replacing ILM with Rythmn and hues for the Visual Effects is the last straw. ILM's Digital Hulk was totally photoreal. OK, the transformation Shots were not great, but apart from a couple little Shots, all the Scenes with Hulk fully transformed was totally photoreal. The Hulk/tank battle in the dessert was mindblowingly real, as was the San Francisco Scene, and all this was in full daylight! Other Scenes like when the Hulk first saw his father, and his father touched his face; as well as when the Hulk picked up Betty and carried her was realistic. The Hulk is ILM's baby. Rythmn and Hues's version of the Hulk will not look as good as ILM's Hulk, and that was back in 2003. What a joke.

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  • May 06, 2007 9:59:21 PM CDT

    Hulk Needs Dance Number.

    by uss cygnus

    Hulk has a fever...and only cure is bad sequelitis.

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  • May 07, 2007 12:12:56 AM CDT

    Avi Arad fracked my childhood - and another Marvel pic

    by aboriginal

    Whatever's Arad's got left in the Marvel character franchise is doomed. 'nuff said.

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  • May 07, 2007 5:17:05 AM CDT

    Liv brings it down a notch

    by tripster2001

    The weakest actress in the LOTR series was Liv. Her minimal role in those films that focused as much on her lips as anything was a good move by PJ.

    And what else has she really done beyond this? I don't know if connelly foated my boat much. But Liv just doesn't pump oil in my well.

    For the record, I thought Ang Lee's hulk had a high amount of suckage in its atomic weight. I hope this new attempt can rise above all of it. Sometimes you need to just let it lie for 5-7 year stretch.

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  • May 08, 2007 1:35:31 PM CDT

    HOW

    by movie-fan-carnie

    How did the first hulk movie merit any kind of sequel/remake!! lee's version was visualy great but i felt the story stumble i never got comfortable watching it. with any luck this movie will have better pace.

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  • May 16, 2007 8:12:32 AM CDT

    and last!

    by quintus_arrius

  • May 20, 2007 3:03:14 PM CDT

    Oh, but I do...

    by quintus_arrius

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