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Ratner Talks BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 Rating & Timeframe!! But How Many $$$s Are Needed To Drag Eddie Back??


Merrick here...


Early last month, Brett Ratner did an interview with MTV regarding BEVERLY HILLS COP 4.

A particular quote in the interview lead many to the logical conclusion that the new BHC project would have a considerably softer tone/rating than its predecessors.

When asked what is biggest challenge would be, Ratner seemed to indicate that his new film would be geared towards a very PG audience.

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Capone calls WANTED an "aggressive, defiant whirlwind of a film"!!


Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

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The winner of the Bad Lieutenant poster design contest is...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the results of the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans poster contest!

I ended up with over 60 entries from all over the world. The contest was only open to US readers, unfortunately, but some non-US residents entered hoping only to have a good enough entry to warrant inclusion in the runner-ups… a couple made the cut and you’ll see them below.

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It’s Sarah Palin Week!! Will The Last SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Of Sweeps Bring Back Tina Fey??<br>


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Capone is won over by the unique charms of the wily FANTASTIC MR. FOX!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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FLASHFORWARD Hits Another Series Low!! MENTALIST Crushes PP!! FRINGE & DIARIES Down!! Lifetime’s RUNWAY Beats LENO!!

I am – Hercules!!

Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.1 (5.6) (5.1) (5.2) (5.3) (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
3.8 (4.0) (3.7) (3.7) (4.0) (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (3.6) (3.6) (3.6) (2.8) (3.5) (3.3) (3.8) (3.6) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.7 (4.2) (4.1) (4.2) (4.4) (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office

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AICN Legends: Capone gets a great contact high from Kevin Smith, Part 1!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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<font color=red>Updated!</font> MondoTees Hits L.A. Tonight! Rare, Limited Edition GREMLINS And ALIEN Posters Could Be Yours!

Beaks here...

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Hoffman May No Longer Make A FOCKing Appearance, But Streisand Will!!


Merrick here...


In MEET THE FOCKERS, the 2004 sequel to MEET THE PARENTS, we were introduced to Bernie and Rozalin Focker (Ben Stiller's parents). Now that a new FFOCKERS film is rolling around, there's been some question as to who'll return.

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The Next UNDERWORLD Film Will Be Scripted By A Writer From THE SHIELD!!


Merrick here...

John Hlavin, a writer on THE SHILED, will script a new UNDERWORLD film. No word on who'll direct or star, although Len Wiseman (who directed the first two films and produced the third) will produce.

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Massawyrm returns from PLANET 51 and deems it uninhabitable!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

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Who Should Play Barbie, Ken & Big Jim?? Steven Spielberg Developing TV Series Based On Stephen King’s New Novel UNDER THE DOME!!


I am – Hercules!!

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Cage, Herzog, Iguanas--Capone loves creeping around with all the animals in BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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The Oscar talk is nonsense, but Capone thinks THE BLIND SIDE is fairly watchable stuff!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone says the animated comedy PLANET 51 is lost in space!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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New trailer for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF hits...

Hey folks, Harry here... Earlier tonight I was at the Alamo Drafthouse South - where in the lobby there was a striking (pun intended) Standee for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF. It is the poster art, but with Percy Jackson throwing a flashing and thundering lightning bolt. Just in time for all the NEW MOON girls to notice(?) as they ponder bloodsports or bestiality. Then I spy the new trailer online and I get what Fox hopes happens with this series.

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See the Human Tech of AVATAR!

Hey folks, Harry here having just returned from the gloriousness of Werner Herzog's BAD LT... and I'm giddy. Crazy movies like that are way too few and far between... That said, I come home to a new look at the HUMAN TECH of AVATAR featurette... and yeah we all need to see this movie now. Oh - and watch out at your local theaters - there's roving gangs of women laying siege. Tis crazy out there...

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An exclusive clip from UP IN THE AIR featuring the great Jason Bateman and that Clooney character!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago.

I told you I'd be hounding you guys with all sorts of teasers and clips for the upcoming splendor that is UP IN THE AIR, which our own Copernicus declared "the film to beat for Best Picture this year." I happen to concur.

Today, I've got clip given exclusively to AICN that features the film's star, George Clooney, and the always-excellent Jason Bateman, who plays Clooney's boss, who is announcing his intention to saddle the solitude-oriented Clooney with a temporary partner. Enjoy!

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And now Capone has the Winners' names for the Chicago FANTASTIC MR. FOX screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on Monday, November 23 at 8:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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CRIMINAL MINDS Back On Top!! Post-HANK ABC Wednesday Up!! REAL WORLD Up!! LENO Stuck in 5th Place At 10 p.m.!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

Wednesday 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses:


3.7 (3.4) (3.4) (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
3.7 (---) (3.5) (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.3 (3.4) (---) (---) (3.3) (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee
3.2 (3.8) (2.8) (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
3.2 (---) (2.8) (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town

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CHUCK To Replace HEROES At <br>8 p.m. Mondays Starting Jan. 11!!<br>


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Starting February, <br>LOST Will Air Tuesdays!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

“Lost” will air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays instead of in its traditional Wednesday berth, ABC announced Thursday.

This suggests it will have to contend with Fox’s top-rated megahit “American Idol,” which often airs in both the 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. timeslots on Wednesdays.

I think this is “Lost’s” first time on Tuesday.

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Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago NINJA ASSASSSIN screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of NINJA ASSASSIN on Monday, November 23 at 7:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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<font color=red>UPDATE!!</font> Merrick Thinks You Should Watch GALAXY QUEST Even If You Don't Like STAR TREK!!

Merrick again...

One of my Twitter folk kindly pointed me towards GALAXY QUEST: GLOBAL WARNING, a comic miniseries that continues the adventures of the GQ crew.

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Ouch
by chrth
May 3rd, 2007
09:22:31 AM
I bet the caveman goes nuclear in the finale
by Raymar
May 3rd, 2007
09:23:48 AM
didn't see that one coming!
by just pillow talk
May 3rd, 2007
09:26:32 AM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS CAPTAIN...CAAAAAAVEMAAAANNN!!!
by Err
May 3rd, 2007
09:26:37 AM
the only way this would ever work...
by keyserSOZE
May 3rd, 2007
09:52:20 AM
Only the original...
by kbass
May 3rd, 2007
09:53:46 AM
Too Bad, really,
by Pound Sand
May 3rd, 2007
09:55:02 AM
in other news, taco diarrhea still burns
by BadMrWonka
May 3rd, 2007
10:05:17 AM
“Cavemen” raped my thirtysomethinghood!
by mrmgp
May 3rd, 2007
10:05:27 AM
Best new ABC series since "Lost"
by DynamixRo
May 3rd, 2007
10:05:52 AM
I love a good "fish out of water" story
by slone13
May 3rd, 2007
10:10:31 AM
That was an astoundingly good review
by telepathos
May 3rd, 2007
10:21:56 AM
especially fish tacos
by just pillow talk
May 3rd, 2007
10:25:03 AM
Or as Dubys might say, 'nuc-uluar'.
by Pennsy
May 3rd, 2007
10:28:59 AM
Wow. what a shock
by I Dunno
May 3rd, 2007
10:34:54 AM
They've forever ruined the...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 3rd, 2007
10:35:37 AM
What Dystopika said. . .
by Nice Marmot
May 3rd, 2007
10:52:31 AM
Don't knock American Dad
by Dexters Army
May 3rd, 2007
10:55:37 AM
Derek Flint is just prejudiced against Cavemen.
by bobbyjoe
May 3rd, 2007
10:57:25 AM
Um, shocking
by vich1
May 3rd, 2007
11:16:06 AM
SHOOSH!!
by FrixFrixFrix
May 3rd, 2007
11:19:21 AM
We're surprised??
by Purgatori
May 3rd, 2007
11:29:39 AM
I wonder if the creationists are going to be pissed
by I Dunno
May 3rd, 2007
11:30:24 AM
The "Guest Star" possibilities are endless...
by GenericGeek
May 3rd, 2007
11:32:56 AM
Screw this show
by _Maltheus_
May 3rd, 2007
11:34:49 AM
Gecko anyone
by Dexters Army
May 3rd, 2007
11:36:10 AM
Gecko anyone?
by Dexters Army
May 3rd, 2007
11:36:19 AM
Gecko anyone?
by Dexters Army
May 3rd, 2007
11:36:20 AM
I have the perfect guest star...
by Mr Bonefish
May 3rd, 2007
11:40:28 AM
Move Baldwin onto the Caveman show?
by jimmy rabbitte
May 3rd, 2007
01:03:03 PM
they should've kept the actors.
by JacksonsPole
May 3rd, 2007
01:15:08 PM
His'n'His & Hers'n'His: Sonic Drive-in Stories
by Wyatt Wingfoot
May 3rd, 2007
01:42:28 PM
Just what we need...
by Kid Z
May 3rd, 2007
01:53:30 PM
Weird how Geico has this vast...
by Kid Z
May 3rd, 2007
02:00:22 PM
To quote the Chili Peppers
by a rolling stone
May 3rd, 2007
02:01:18 PM
Of COURSE it fucking sucks...
by Harry Weinstein
May 3rd, 2007
02:42:00 PM
Bring Back Ringo, Dennis, and Shelly
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 3rd, 2007
02:44:19 PM
Wow, so the show about the Geico cavemen sucks?
by Richard Cranium
May 3rd, 2007
02:46:23 PM
Such a rotten
by Stuntcock Mike
May 3rd, 2007
03:12:47 PM
Funniest half-hour ever read?
by TVSurfer
May 3rd, 2007
03:16:14 PM
Look.. I'm just a cave man...
by Kid Z
May 3rd, 2007
03:16:14 PM
Thank you for the spoiler warning..
by Ironmuskrat
May 3rd, 2007
03:17:42 PM
How long before one of them says......
by Stuntcock Mike
May 3rd, 2007
03:20:12 PM
Save this show!!!
by zer0cool2k2
May 3rd, 2007
03:20:15 PM
just pillow talk
by Stuntcock Mike
May 3rd, 2007
03:22:24 PM
Holy Marc Storace !
by Blood T Cat
May 3rd, 2007
03:50:12 PM
Ernest was a commercial first.
by Poisonouskid
May 3rd, 2007
03:57:40 PM
Don't the Cavemen represent white males?
by Drath
May 3rd, 2007
05:47:03 PM
Huge shame. And why didnt they use the original guys?
by Freakemovie
May 3rd, 2007
06:29:35 PM
Darnnit ! ! !
by Napoleon Park
May 3rd, 2007
07:06:24 PM
She's a Chimp, He's the Pope, they solve mysteries
by Drath
May 3rd, 2007
08:00:47 PM
Shoulda made a "White Chicks" show
by Ikaruga
May 3rd, 2007
08:19:46 PM
You Lie.
by Gozu
May 3rd, 2007
10:11:53 PM
I can't even be bothered to slag this series.
by kabong
May 3rd, 2007
10:26:14 PM
I didn't know they were changing the actors.
by CherryValance
May 3rd, 2007
10:53:19 PM
Well...
by Raphman
May 3rd, 2007
11:05:08 PM
The Cavemen show is for...
by mrtwig48
May 3rd, 2007
11:06:30 PM
Now that we're on the subject of Geico.........
by Doc_Strange
May 4th, 2007
03:16:42 AM
Spoiler?
by a rolling stone
May 4th, 2007
03:55:44 AM
I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
May 4th, 2007
05:51:44 AM
WTF!?!?!?!
by Freefinger
May 4th, 2007
06:36:46 AM
ragging on American Dad...
by omarthesnake
May 4th, 2007
07:50:18 AM
Am I the ONLY one to think this was a BAD idea?
by Red43jes
May 4th, 2007
09:37:55 AM
And Geico's insurance rates ARE NOT the cheapest!
by Red43jes
May 4th, 2007
09:41:14 AM
This just in
by Jor-El23
May 4th, 2007
09:48:44 AM
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
by Pardon_My_Zinger
May 4th, 2007
12:13:23 PM
Go to www.cavemanscrib.com for the original...
by chrisd
May 6th, 2007
01:15:31 AM
"Real Men of Genius" - UGGGGGH!!!
by Pardon_My_Zinger
May 6th, 2007
10:00:39 AM
Cool concept, wrong actors
by notmade4tv
Oct 3rd, 2007
12:22:51 PM
Tiny House would have been a better choice
by Rskid
Oct 10th, 2007
09:14:54 AM

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