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Capone slips on his tight tights and goes swinging with SPIDER-MAN 3!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here. In the weekend before I saw the highly anticipated (at least by me) Spider-Man 3, I did something I almost never do, but I plan on doing as often as I can this summer. I watched the first two Spider-Man movies. I'm not exactly sure what inspired me to do this. It's not like there are vital plot points from the first two films that are carried over into the third installment (although the issue of the death of Peter Parker's beloved Uncle Ben is re-evaluated). But something compelled me for some reason, and the idea of immersing myself in the Spidey universe seemed like it would be a fun thing to do in the days leading up to the screening last week.

And I'm going to make every effort to continue the practice by watching the first two Pirates of the Caribbean entries; the first four Harry Potter films; the first three Die Hard adventures; the first two Jason Bourne chapters; the first two capers of Danny Ocean and his crew; maybe 28 Days Later; possibly the first two Shrek films; probably not the first two Rush Hour movies; 50-50 on Bruce Almighty; most definitely Night Watch; definitely not Fantastic Four; already got the first Hostel cued up; with Hal Hartley's Henry Fool (Fay Grim would be the sequel there) after that; and Mr. Bean rounding out the pile (I'm kidding). Hey folks, there are an enormous butt-load of sequels filling theaters this year, averaging about one per week. And while I firmly believe that a film should stand on its own regardless of what came before, I'm looking at this summer as a personal experiment by trying something I've never done before: watching what came before immediately prior to seeing the latest entry. I'm sure you're all reading this with a true sense of wonder and delight.

Watching the first two Spider-Man chapters had an interesting impact on my enjoyment of Part 3. It made me not enjoy it as much. But a part of me firmly believes that this is because it's the weakest script we've seen in the franchise so far, if only because it crams not one, not two, but three villains; two girlfriends; one flirty neighbor; a small handful of musical numbers; one major costume change; and a French waiter with boatloads of attitude into one fairly lengthy production. The film has the series' most exciting action sequences, but their impact is dampened by some of the most profoundly limp character interactions between Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) and Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst), and between Peter and his elderly Aunt May (Rosemary Harris).

Returning director Sam Raimi has and will always be one of my favorite filmmakers to watch, and he absolutely shines in both his action directing and the nice bits of comedy in these films (Bruce Campbell's supporting work here--far more than the cameos he's made in the last two films--is his absolute best). But Raimi seems almost bored by the interpersonal relationships of his main characters, and focuses his energy on kick-ass fight scenes and his supporting players. The scenes at the Daily Bugle are among my favorites here, as Ted Raimi, Bill Nunn, Elizabeth Banks, and the always screamingly funny J.K. Simmons as editor J. Jonah Jameson really stand out is some sublimely paced comedy moments. The addition of Topher Grace as Peter's photography rival Eddie Brock (the man who would be Venom) fits in perfectly in this coven of misfits. This guy is an utter ass-munch, and Grace's timing and rapid-fire deliver are his gifts. The blond tips in his hair don't hurt either.

The long-overdue addition of the Gwen Stacy character is surprisingly strong, but it underscores just how poorly utilized Dunst is this time around. Plus Bryce Dallas Howard's Gwen is so strikingly beautiful and utterly sweet, she kind of makes Dunst look like a grumpy wet dog in this film. By the end of this story, I was truly hoping for the death of Mary Jane and a little late-night consolation by Ms. Stacy.

And what about those three villains? Well despite the return of Dylan Baker as Peter's professor Dr. Curt Connors, we still don't get my number one choice for new villain: The Lizard. Instead we get Harry Osborn picking up his father Norman's (Willem Dafoe, brought back again as in Spider-Man 2, as the voice in Harry's head and vision he sees in the mirror) glider and pumpkin bombs and going after Spider-Man, whom he knows full well is his one-time best friend Peter. He hurts himself in their first battle, bumps his noggin, and temporarily loses his memory of the events leading up to his injury. So for a short time, at least Peter's identity is safe.

We also get The Sandman aka Flint Marko (an inspired Thomas Hayden Church), an escaped convict who, through a freak accident of science can turn his body into sand. The scene in which Marko first realizes what has happened to him and is learning to control his power is really cool, but the filmmakers have saddled him with a backstory involving a sick little daughter that seems unnecessary. I think they actually want to like the guy, which is silly. And I'm not even going into Marko's connection to Uncle Ben's death. Still, I like the way Church plays Marko and his fight scenes with Spidey are fantastic, especially one set in the confines of an armored car, so that makes the silly plotlines easier to stomach.

Then we get to the black suit that becomes Venom. The way the suit is introduced is so matter of fact that I couldn't believe they weren't even going to try to explain its existence just a little better. Granted, the filmmakers can't use the comic book origins of the black suit, but my God, just having it drop out of the sky in an unexplained meteor? That's the best they could come up with? That being said, I do like the way Maguire plays the black-suited Spider-Man, with a little more confidence crossing over into cocky and hot headed, even dangerous at times. Sometimes his newfound behavior is played for laughs; sometimes it's downright scary. Maguire lets his hair flop down almost covering his eyes (which might be sporting a hint of eyeliner; he looks a bit like Jared Leto in full emo mode), and lets a swagger enter his step. It's a riot.

Even with all it's deep flaws, Spider-Man 3 is still all about being entertaining, sometimes to a fault. But the last 20-30 minutes of so, as Spidey takes on both Sandman and Venom (Brock covered by the symbiotic black goo), with a taste of new Goblin on the side, are some of the finest action sequences I've seen in a comic book adaptation. And these are the moments upon which I choose to dwell and remember fondly. This is a decent start to the summer movie season, people, but I anticipate still better things to come both from sequels and other adaptations, as well as original works. This is only the beginning.

Capone
capone@aintitcool.com



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yeah
by pipergates
May 2nd, 2007
03:11:58 AM
yeah yeah
by pipergates
May 2nd, 2007
03:12:40 AM
yeah yeah yeah
by pipergates
May 2nd, 2007
03:13:09 AM
Tobey McDonalds
by CarterBonte
May 2nd, 2007
03:18:42 AM
www. little - dudes . co . nz
by LittleDudes
May 2nd, 2007
03:20:04 AM
I can't wait to see this.
by Daremo
May 2nd, 2007
03:20:38 AM
best comic book action?better than 300?
by pipergates
May 2nd, 2007
03:22:34 AM
I actually wish they hadn't made the symbiote an alien
by Steve Rogers
May 2nd, 2007
03:23:59 AM
good review
by christpunchers2007
May 2nd, 2007
03:25:53 AM
and for the 4th movie
by christpunchers2007
May 2nd, 2007
03:28:48 AM
saw it a few hours ago...
by DarthBakpao
May 2nd, 2007
03:31:01 AM
would Spider-Man make a good Cylon?
by Boomers_Lips
May 2nd, 2007
03:34:02 AM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
by UltimaRex
May 2nd, 2007
03:35:15 AM
i heart chicago
by RokurGepta
May 2nd, 2007
03:35:28 AM
It's almost too bad that Topher was cast as Eddie Brock
by Boondock Devil
May 2nd, 2007
03:40:14 AM
Venom
by Dragulf
May 2nd, 2007
03:43:34 AM
Capone - you'll watch Oceans 12?
by Uridium
May 2nd, 2007
03:46:12 AM
Kirsten Dunst...
by Quintus_Arrius
May 2nd, 2007
03:47:48 AM
Hold the fuck on...
by LordEnigma
May 2nd, 2007
03:51:11 AM
Gwen Stacy...
by Roderich
May 2nd, 2007
04:02:43 AM
What No CGI Richard Prior Cameo!!!
by ThePilgrim
May 2nd, 2007
04:21:17 AM
I'll watch this Thursday at midnight...
by Mike_D
May 2nd, 2007
04:22:32 AM
oh well
by sHapesHiftinLizard
May 2nd, 2007
04:25:40 AM
nice concise review
by Bob C. Cock
May 2nd, 2007
04:36:52 AM
This film series really needs new blood
by Boondock Devil
May 2nd, 2007
04:50:34 AM
Overstuffed seems to be the consensus
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 2nd, 2007
04:51:58 AM
I like your idea
by Napoleon Park
May 2nd, 2007
05:44:02 AM
So ....
by livrule
May 2nd, 2007
05:47:56 AM
Just Say It!!!! It sucked!!
by harosa
May 2nd, 2007
05:49:22 AM
SPIDERMAN-3 IS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
by Pound Sand
May 2nd, 2007
06:22:44 AM
When I see it...
by UltimaRex
May 2nd, 2007
06:24:43 AM
I can't wait. It looks awesome.
by Blarney-Man
May 2nd, 2007
06:29:26 AM
Looks like all the problems people expected...
by rbatty024
May 2nd, 2007
06:43:49 AM
not good
by gomez33
May 2nd, 2007
06:44:24 AM
Yo ho ho ho a Pirate and Bumblebee for me.
by LordEnigma
May 2nd, 2007
06:44:30 AM
They still can't get that weightless CGI problem fixed
by I Dunno
May 2nd, 2007
06:48:19 AM
my enthusiasm for this film has not been dampened...
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
06:53:25 AM
aaron spellings spiderman
by iwontwin
May 2nd, 2007
07:03:06 AM
£17.50 to watch spiderman thats $35.00 for 1 ticket
by Mr_X
May 2nd, 2007
07:08:36 AM
im not kidding check for yourself
by Mr_X
May 2nd, 2007
07:13:27 AM
BTW that was in the royal circle
by Mr_X
May 2nd, 2007
07:14:56 AM
holy crap
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
07:14:57 AM
Limp character interactions?
by Nice Marmot
May 2nd, 2007
07:19:25 AM
Saw Spidey 3 on Monday (German release)...
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 2nd, 2007
07:23:30 AM
I forgot to mention
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 2nd, 2007
07:31:35 AM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS BATMAN FOREVER!!!
by Err
May 2nd, 2007
07:36:48 AM
Where's the Tom Poston TB?!?!
by chrth
May 2nd, 2007
07:37:33 AM
Venom is lame...
by grendel69
May 2nd, 2007
07:47:40 AM
I'm with pillowtalk
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
07:52:40 AM
chrth, here's your Poston obit
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
07:55:09 AM
Thanks for the image, Fecal Debris
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 2nd, 2007
07:56:42 AM
venom
by brassai2003
May 2nd, 2007
07:59:44 AM
Dude, if it was me...
by Kid Z
May 2nd, 2007
08:01:02 AM
Saw it last week... I can see some people bellyaching..
by Russman
May 2nd, 2007
08:06:20 AM
Can't wait to see it.
by Jakes Nel
May 2nd, 2007
08:11:50 AM
Venom's "DEATH"
by Err
May 2nd, 2007
08:12:09 AM
Kid Z - now you are talking dude
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
08:13:50 AM
Grumpy wet dog.
by SID 8.0
May 2nd, 2007
08:15:56 AM
The action sounds cool but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
08:25:34 AM
Hey why not?
by kafka07
May 2nd, 2007
08:27:12 AM
Venom
by PullMyFinger
May 2nd, 2007
08:34:21 AM
Expectations have been lowered
by Dasher
May 2nd, 2007
08:36:55 AM
Too Venomy...
by kbass
May 2nd, 2007
08:52:29 AM
SID 8.0
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
08:53:00 AM
Holy crap
by kilik777
May 2nd, 2007
09:04:52 AM
slightly apologetic review
by Rupee88
May 2nd, 2007
09:14:20 AM
Is Spider-Man FUNNY in this one?
by Mosquito March
May 2nd, 2007
09:20:32 AM
I'm starting to think San Raimi might be gay
by Garbageman33
May 2nd, 2007
09:31:55 AM
Dabbs Greer and Tom Poston Just Died
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
09:32:08 AM
Sam, too.
by Garbageman33
May 2nd, 2007
09:32:23 AM
And yes, I have a solution
by Garbageman33
May 2nd, 2007
09:36:34 AM
Garbageman33
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
09:36:35 AM
The trend to kill off major villains in movies...
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
09:36:36 AM
Grammaton
by Garbageman33
May 2nd, 2007
09:39:35 AM
About the girls in Spidey
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
09:40:45 AM
That's the thing, Fecal
by Garbageman33
May 2nd, 2007
09:45:28 AM
Fecal Debris, you fogot to
by bobster52
May 2nd, 2007
09:48:24 AM
Full spoiler already at
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
09:54:17 AM
Alicia Witt for MJ
by I Dunno
May 2nd, 2007
10:10:58 AM
Loved it
by slone13
May 2nd, 2007
10:11:45 AM
goop from meteor versus spores from space
by lettersoftransit
May 2nd, 2007
10:12:33 AM
About watching the others before headin into a sequel..
by Sundaycall1
May 2nd, 2007
10:12:50 AM
Does that mean we need to watch
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
10:21:03 AM
And who's going to take a week off
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
10:25:09 AM
I haven't seen this movie yet
by Jor-El23
May 2nd, 2007
10:40:19 AM
They have to dumb it down
by lexx123
May 2nd, 2007
10:48:42 AM
Garbage33
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
10:59:46 AM
the Gwen Stacy character is surprisingly strong,
by ewokstew
May 2nd, 2007
11:00:06 AM
I look forward to the action, not the drama
by Mr Incredible
May 2nd, 2007
11:01:51 AM
I also hope Venom is given an "out"
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
11:05:47 AM
Look, Sam and Avi, just give me a call
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
11:09:59 AM
Saw this last week and...
by biggles2_22
May 2nd, 2007
11:19:19 AM
One more thing...
by biggles2_22
May 2nd, 2007
11:20:47 AM
Does Durst shine?
by Mr Bonefish
May 2nd, 2007
11:26:40 AM
Fecal Debris
by SID 8.0
May 2nd, 2007
11:36:11 AM
Why the amnesia?
by I Dunno
May 2nd, 2007
11:36:32 AM
I should amend that
by I Dunno
May 2nd, 2007
11:38:35 AM
Did Kirsten open a bottle of beer for you, SID?
by biggles2_22
May 2nd, 2007
11:43:31 AM
I dunno (regarding the amnesia)
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
11:48:04 AM
Fecal Debris' theory like name is crap
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:05:12 PM
The amnesia
by Err
May 2nd, 2007
12:09:10 PM
Expectations lowering as the reviews pile up
by Lando Griffin
May 2nd, 2007
12:10:02 PM
Ebony and Ivory....
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:10:34 PM
I Dunno Forgot Memento
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:13:24 PM
Forget Spiderman Look at
by JUSTICE41
May 2nd, 2007
12:15:03 PM
Right Lando!
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
12:17:54 PM
Lando, I too have been checking the posts
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
12:18:18 PM
justice41
by Err
May 2nd, 2007
12:20:08 PM
Justice 41--it's not THAT new, is it?
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
12:21:12 PM
And the final proof is the masterpiece
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:21:20 PM
JUSTICE41
by erichaislar
May 2nd, 2007
12:21:44 PM
If I watched all the previous installments of
by CherryValance
May 2nd, 2007
12:23:52 PM
NO X-MEN 4??!!!
by Err
May 2nd, 2007
12:24:41 PM
such a wave of hate we face Abom...
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
12:30:34 PM
Pillow Talk
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:34:24 PM
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY HAS IRON MAN IN SUIT PIC
by Gwai Lo
May 2nd, 2007
12:34:32 PM
The more I think about the movie, the more I realise...
by Smashing
May 2nd, 2007
12:39:11 PM
I do agree that it's a pretty weak plot device
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
12:41:26 PM
See pillow talk, we're on the same wavelength
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 2nd, 2007
12:44:40 PM
Sorry I whined at you Justice41
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
12:46:55 PM
Was Raimi FORCED to include Venom?
by performingmonkey
May 2nd, 2007
12:48:02 PM
In just 36 hours
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
12:49:53 PM
My life has seemed empty since seeing it.
by Smashing
May 2nd, 2007
12:55:16 PM
oh, the 'hate' comment wasn't really directed at you
by just pillow talk
May 2nd, 2007
01:04:59 PM
What about...
by aRTCy
May 2nd, 2007
01:29:06 PM
performingmonkey
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
01:29:12 PM
When are Harry, Mori or Quint gonna review this sucker?
by skycrapper
May 2nd, 2007
01:59:34 PM
I saw Spidey 3. Here's some thoughts...
by GobBluth06
May 2nd, 2007
02:23:07 PM
I agree, PerformingMonkey
by Dasher
May 2nd, 2007
03:45:52 PM
GobBluth06
by biggles2_22
May 2nd, 2007
04:17:48 PM
I can empathize with Dark Peter
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
04:36:56 PM
god damn
by christpunchers2007
May 2nd, 2007
04:37:38 PM
also
by christpunchers2007
May 2nd, 2007
04:40:04 PM
just pillow talk
by Stollentroll
May 2nd, 2007
04:53:21 PM
Good review Caponi.
by TomBodet
May 2nd, 2007
04:55:41 PM
Stollentroll:
by Fecal Debris
May 2nd, 2007
05:08:38 PM
taken from the other review
by christpunchers2007
May 2nd, 2007
05:20:44 PM
Capone...it was the power of Christ that compelled you!
by SalvatoreGravano
May 2nd, 2007
06:18:46 PM
Spider-man 3: The Backlash
by 18to88
May 2nd, 2007
06:34:51 PM
Just saw...
by The Eskimo
May 2nd, 2007
06:37:29 PM
Please this can't be
by Neil McCauleys Crew
May 2nd, 2007
06:45:08 PM
Bryce Dallas is ENORMOUS now
by Charles Grady
May 2nd, 2007
07:35:38 PM
just saw it
by slappy jones
May 2nd, 2007
08:27:19 PM
"it's the weakest script... in the franchise so far"
by LlGHTST0RMER
May 2nd, 2007
09:10:34 PM
Capone nailed in his review,as the film isn't that good
by Chris38
May 2nd, 2007
10:22:40 PM
Make a fun Spider-Man film!
by INWOsuxRED
May 2nd, 2007
11:58:42 PM
confused
by speed
May 3rd, 2007
02:33:16 AM
AND
by speed
May 3rd, 2007
02:37:53 AM
Evil Dead = Spiderman
by zooch
May 3rd, 2007
03:40:00 AM
OMG ZOOCH....
by Sundaycall1
May 3rd, 2007
04:00:55 AM
Stollentroll - your life is empty, please consider
by just pillow talk
May 3rd, 2007
06:24:07 AM
Don't cry for me, Lightstormer
by Fecal Debris
May 3rd, 2007
11:12:05 AM
Amen Brother Abom!
by just pillow talk
May 3rd, 2007
12:44:14 PM
AMNESIA?
by Toxin94
May 3rd, 2007
05:17:20 PM
Oh and by the way
by Toxin94
May 3rd, 2007
05:23:25 PM
Kirsten Dunst is still ugly...
by Quintus_Arrius
May 16th, 2007
08:03:26 AM
I'd still bone her
by Orcus
May 18th, 2007
01:39:58 PM

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