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SUPERBAD's badder-ass trailer - not for those of you in underoos!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... I love RED-BAND trailers, they're the trailers that have the balls to tell it how it is. To unzip the potty mouth and to be crazy. I love this trailer - and it just gave me a rush, because I know I get to see this film, tomorrow night at the Alamo with the two leads and McLovin in the house! Fucking A!!! Here ya go...
SUPERBAD will make you feel like you have two dicks, only one spits invisible goo into a measuring cup for you to drink!
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Hopefully it's better than the Surfer trailer
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After it takes my name and b-day, there isn't even a trailer on there.
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Nice job fellers!
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Couple of high schoolers talking like high schoolers, Rogen and Hader trying too hard to be funny. That George Michael always makes me laugh, but I'm not really looking forward to this one. Bring on the Simpsons Movie. Or Knocked Up.
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Harry, when you write stuff like that, it's reallly just a cry for help. And the AICN talkbackers are here for you. Well, some of them. A few I think. Okay, Yoko and Mori, and that's it. But they're here.
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Similar to last trailer, but they drop the f-bomb and do a few jerk-off jokes. Plus more Hader/Rogen action. Not that kind.
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seth rogen can do no wrong. this and knocked up are all the comedy i'm gonna need for 2007. worth it just to see george michael swearing
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I'm sure it'll be up later tonight. when has AICN ever led you astray?
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it's already there, must have just been down for a second or two.this does look funny.
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If a movie trailer makes you shoot your load, you shouldn't be anywhere near even a damp towel let alone a computer. This pre-pubescent posturing got old years ago...
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I saw the G rated trailer at the theater and thought. LAME! However the un-censored one looks good. I think I'll still wait for the DVD though.
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good stuff
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you are soooo right.
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http://tinyurl.com/2h9t2h
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Trailer worked for me. Can't wait to see it, hopefully the best part weren't in the trailer. Besides, I'll go to the drafthouse and a few with it. It seems like the type of flick to have a few or more beers with!
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if it works for everyone else, and not for you...well, you know how the saying goes...
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Apr 30, 2007 7:37:45 PM CDT
one spits invisible goo into a measuring cup for you to
by allfather starr
What. The. Fuck. Pathetic, the most unbelievably pathetic shit ever on this site. Or, this week at least. Makes Mori want to punch a baby.
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Obviously lots of other people can't see it either. Maybe their site is shit and can't handle the bandwith. I'm not going to waste my time going back to find out.
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" We're sorry, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Please enjoy the rest of the site."
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Quick, Harry, make some sort of bell-end reference, complete with overflowing ejaculate imagery. Go on, it would be hilarious!
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I can imagine Roger Ebert slamming his fist against a table..."Damn it, I was just going to use that line in a review! Damn you, Harry Knowles!"
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Does your imaginary wife kiss you with that mouth, Harry?
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seth rogan is only second to batman.
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my imaginary fiancee does!
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I forgot whether or not the imaginary special day had already happened!
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Whilst you are in the mood for replying to direct questions, can you please update us on the status of the Rocky competition, plus all the other comps that are neglected to be seen to conclusion (apparently there was a Superman one too). It's infuriating, and it makes you and the whole site look lazy and foolish when Quint shirks his responsibilities. Please respond - inquiring minds must know.
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Right?
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please consider temporarily banning anyone that uses "whilst" and "shirk" in the same post...
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i hope the flick is better than the mediocre website, wont let me watch the video on all 3 pc's
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Let me guess. You're a Yank, right?
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Why only temporarily? Is is temp banning for one syllable words that upset you, permanent banning for two or more syllables?
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...Comedy Central. Thus, I'll wait to see it on Comedy Central to see the adventures of McLovin.
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Saw it in January can't wait until August to go again!
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Hey Mori remember when you lost it back in January when that girl Makiko posted some soft core porn lez story and you sent us to the zone dungeon lest we all be banned?And remember how you said such content is best suited to the zone due to the "graphic nature" of her silly writing? And that "this site is frequented by children and industry types and such content isn't appropriate for them to read"...?Well now do you remember how we all said HARRY is far and away more dirty than anyone else who posts on this site and you even agreed but said harry would be curbed from using such language in the future?Well for God's sake Mori do your mod job and edit Harry's post, warn him, banish him to the zone, or ban him from posting on his own site altogether. Why? Uh well duh--using subtitles to stories such as "wish you had two dicks and one spits invisible goo" just isn't appropriate for children and industry types dont'cha think?I mean come on Mori, Makiko and everyone else complained about the double standard and in this case their point is made and proved 100%.Now I know Harry still thinks using such language is funny, entertaining, and makes him appear like he's still some sort of underground, anti-establishment movie fan with a website that posts "cool news" and he's supporting the Austin entertainment by so doing but honestly Mori AND Harry its time to wake up. If you're expecting REAL industry types to take you seriously, can the filthy language and obscene descriptions. I doubt advertisers such as "thebigbadtoystore" would run ads on your site if they knew just how awful your posts and stories end up being on an inexcusably frequent basis.
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Sweet... I was onto something... take that, Harry and your wife/fiance.
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I'm in.
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Jeez, you'd think we were giving out bars of gold the way you guys are riding me on this. I assure you, it's not a conspiracy or me hording the loot or anything like that. The Superman contest was kind of a bust. I didn't get any entries that I flipped for and I timed the article poorly. I had Comic-Con and no less than 4 international trips and 6 set visits lined up right after that contest ended. I had to prioritize.It took a while, but I think Weta is still onboard, I just have to dig up the entry that I like the most.Rocky is tougher still. I'm about to run another contest and I'll have more details one what happened there, but let's just say that the response was overwhelming and if you've ever had to read through 700+ jokes, some of them many pages long, you'll know it wasn't a quick task. On top of that, my mail program crashed twice and it wasn't until a few weeks ago that I was able to retrieve the 77 entries that made it past the first go-through. The problem is I was unable to retrieve the email of the guy I was working with, so I'm going to have to find out if the contest will still be honored. I need to know who to send the winners' addresses to, etc. Trust me, it's not just laziness.
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I'll go see it.
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Thanks for the response. It's the fact that you keep so quiet about it that gets people so pissed off. It's as if you're hoping they'll forget if you keep ignoring them. Like with that bloody New Year's animation (nothing to do with you, but essentially the same problem). Take two minutes to write something like this and you'll receive a lot less moaning. Anyway, I didn't even enter.
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Oh for God's sake, don't bring up that New Year's animation. I JUST got that out of my head.
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but from the reaction it doesnt look like im missing much anyways.
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As soon as I posted that I instantly regretted the flashbacks it would bring. The horror!
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I wonder what the odds of a negative review from Harry are. 100000000000 to 1?
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I was seeing the Blades of Glory animation again. How long ago was that?!
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I came back to see if you had taken down that filth and, of course, it's still up. Does this site have an adult rating? You can, in good faith, keep putting garbage like this up when you KNOW that kids ar4ead this site. Just because you were raised in porn theaters doesn't mean you need to extend the favor to others.
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Apr 30, 2007 10:41:35 PM CDT
Invisible goo would send the porn industry into caos!
by s-mart shopper
not to mention the technical aspect of shooting multiple angles for TWO dicks.
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Is there actually any nudity in this film? Remember the good old days of the 70s and 80s teen sex comedies when there was tits and bush shown? Hot Moves is one that was great... now i know this one doesn't seem to be about teens losing their virginity but still c'mon.
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As Allfather Starr said, a little disclosure goes a long way. Here's the deal. When you post a contest, that draws traffic. That traffic is translated into revenue for the site. Therefore, contests are not something you can start and then just drop. There's a financial AND promotional end to this.
But there's also the moral obligation you have to your readers. So here's what you do. You honor those who participate with you due diligence. Even if you only received a few lousy entries, those are the entries that you judge. And then you award the prize.
And with the Rocky contest, if you lost the address of the person who had made the offer of the prizes, then the site should just have the balls to say "my dog ate my homework" and pony up a few bucks to purchase a few items worthy of those you failed to secure. I won't go into any conspiracy theories. But what doesn't fly is blaming email or computers.
And the worst thing you said was how difficult it was reading 700+ jokes. Quint, if you didn't expect a lot of jokes, and didn't understand the time commitment you would have to make, then you have to bounce some of these ideas off others before you throw them out there.
Even 1,000 jokes is not a lot. If I read 20 a day, that's 140 in a week. In just over seven weeks, the first round is done. You then have to narrow down the field. So every day you pick the best joke. That means after you'll have a field of 50 to select the winners from. How long would it take anyone to pick the winners out of that field? Not very long.
Ultimately, you demonstrate a lack of respect toward the people who frequent this site, and you prove, once again, that integrity is a dirty word around AICN. For every good writer like Drew, there's Harry writing about dicks spouting goo ad nauseum. So, that's all I have to say about this. Just tell people the truth, tell them the facts WHEN IT MATTERS. The Rocky contest started at the end of December. Now is when you disclose your tech issues? That's just adding insult to more insults. -
"Headgeek" IS Harry. His dad is "Father Geek" if I'm not mistaken.
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I can hear him giggling now.
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I just don't want to have to hear sermons from other writers about how we can't be pornographic. I swear like a trucker and I don't care who says "fuck" how many times. But I don't do around kids. I don't think it necessarily hurts anyone if they hear or read "fuck" but I figure it's not my place to liberate someone else's kids. Just pick an editorial policy and stick to it. Don't wait until you have kids of your own to realize that there is a time and a place for everything, and that decency is not just for the Christian Right.
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with the discrimination and whatnot
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It's called Talkback for a reason.
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At least I was able to cover my screw-up with a comeback (albeit a lame one, nonetheless). Your shit is uncoverupable: you don't confuse AICN handles, it's just not done.
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Just watch out you don't slip on the invisible goo.
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Oh, I get it, I didn't realize he was talking about Quint. My bad.
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Why yes! Ejaculate is french for Late Pirates/CTU Agents/Lostaways.
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SOYLENTMEAN IS PENGUINS.
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I need to crash too, SoyMan...Brooklyn says nighty nite.
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A class-action lawsuit on behalf of the AICN readers to force them to hand over an autographed photo of Stallone? I'd say that's the best joke so far - you win!
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Ejaculate isn't a tardy Bauer.
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So if you were like sucking off the second dick to orgasm, you wouldn't have to spit or swallow? Then where is the invisible goo? Is this like Schroedinger's cat paradox? (But in this case I guess it is Schroedinger's cum). Also are the two dicks side by side or one on top of the other, and if so which one does the invisible goo come out of? Finally, is there a guarantee that both dicks will always ejaculate simultaneously or can they fire off alternately for some John Woo action?I need to get out more.
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lol - whatever that means! Wait, if you are a lawyer, that means that there are talkbackers other than myself who are older than 15!
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I mean, they're old enough to read about a 300 pound man having sex with a tiny asian woman who he refers to a "yummy." So in comparison, reading about drinking cum isn't that bad.
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silly age verification think isn't working for me...maybe cause i'm in australia...
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I'm 21 but that stupid age identification piece of shit won't let me watch the goddamn trailer. Thank God for that thing though. Nobody under 18 has ever heard a masturbation joke, or the word FUCK, anywhere, ever, in their life. Yup. Thank God these age restricted trailers are here to protect the youth of America.
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And if those stupid age protection things are the work of the MPAA, even more so if they were approved by the late Jack Valenti, then I retract the positive, fair and balanced things I said about him on his obit page. This ordeal has made me a little cranky.
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... the difference may not be one you like, but there is a difference.
Harry's comment above may gross you out. But it is a direct reference to a visual gag in the trailer he's linking to.
The porn stories you're referring to in that old talkback had nothing to do with anything. It was just an attempt to pad an already needlessly long talkback.
And, as I said at the time, my objection was that it was in the wrong place. Not that she wrote it at all. The Zone is far more free-form, and there is room for pretty much anything there. The talkbacks are for specific topics, and that particular talkback had long since stopped being about anything related to the article. -
First time I ever liked any Judd Apatow thing.
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is DUMB. McDonalds has been sued many times for contests where they expect kids to give personal information in order to play a game. This is rediculous.
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Somehow the talkback program made the i go to the end of information? WTF?
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haha
FUCK LIPS, NIPS, CLOUDS, AND PREMATURE VENOM DEATHS! -
Is that some form of underwear or a lame reference to Australia?
btw someone already posted a direct link for those like me who got shown the door by the link Harry provided - here it is again:
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For a Sherlock Holmes fan, I am quite annoyed whenever someone spells it wrong.
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I love Seth Rogen and I have no doubt that this movie will rule. I tried a bunch of times to view it from the site but that didn't work so I just used that url someone posted. The "adult" trailer made me laugh out loud, totally fucking cool.
Also about Harry's description, yeah his writing is really lame and his analogies are terrible, I'm not offended by them and love shock humor and stuff but his crap comes off as super cheesy. That being said, who gives a shit how he describes a trailer, especially when it's in reference to something in the trailer, it's his site. I guess if they're censoring talkback then that is a double standard but uh otherwise who cares.
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The real problem with Harry's little intro is not that it's offensive, it's that too many douchebags troll this site waiting for something, anything, that will enable them to rant long and loud about the downfall of AICN, not like the old days, blahbityblahblah. So we get a talkback full of bullshit that no one really wants to read or respond to, instead of talking about this FUCKING AMAZING trailer or debating the merits of the red-band trailer in general. I mean, if this thing had played in front of the midnight screening of Grindhouse that I went to, it would have torn the fucking house down! I love the way that intro just sucker punches you, not once, not twice, but three times before you even know what happened. Plus? Bill FUCKING Hader!!! This movie will rule. That is all.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with your Mom. Damn, her giving me crabs.
This movie has all sorts of cool in it for me.
Sorry, this is my kind of humor. -
The red-band trailer is even funnier than the regular one (but, then again, I'm a pretty easy laugh when it comes to profanity).
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Does anyone have another link they can give me because I have been denied for about a week from the website and the link worked last night, but suddenly wont now.
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