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This International TRANSFORMERS Poster Is Apocariffic!!
Merrick again…
…with a glance at the of the international movie poster for TRANSFORMERS. This is a mock-up to some extent; the credits at the bottom are clearly placeholder graphics & I’m unable to confirm the quote which appears on the top of the image. When we’ve received images of this nature before, the final results are usually pretty close…so this should be on the right track.
[CLICK TO EMBIGGEN]
First off, I love the color scheme here…kind of reminds me of this DEEP IMPACT one sheet from a while back...a poster I've always loved:
[image from www.impawards.com]
I think it’s interesting that this TRANSFORMERS poster advances significantly more apocalyptic imagery than its American counterpart (the smoke rising from the city - presumably from the rumblin' robots); wonder if The Powers That Be felt this approach too evocative of 9/11 & might make American audiences uncomfortable (don’t get mad…I’m really just stabbing tin the dark).
Personally, I like the International approach a tad more. The art we’re getting domestically feels like they're hedging a bit, while this clearly states a vibe .
I think I'm making sense...???
[CLICK TO EMBIGGEN]
First off, I love the color scheme here…kind of reminds me of this DEEP IMPACT one sheet from a while back...a poster I've always loved:
[image from www.impawards.com]
I think it’s interesting that this TRANSFORMERS poster advances significantly more apocalyptic imagery than its American counterpart (the smoke rising from the city - presumably from the rumblin' robots); wonder if The Powers That Be felt this approach too evocative of 9/11 & might make American audiences uncomfortable (don’t get mad…I’m really just stabbing tin the dark).
Personally, I like the International approach a tad more. The art we’re getting domestically feels like they're hedging a bit, while this clearly states a vibe .
I think I'm making sense...???
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looks craptastic and unoriginal. MSpaint FTW
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That's all I have to say about that.
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and I'll leave it at that.
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..."It's the end of hte world for Transformers fans?"I kid, Merrick.I, too, like the more menacing imagery of the international poster. The u.s. one seems too sterile.
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"TRANSFORMERS is the whiz bang sci-fi shoot-em-up of the decade!"
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m'thinks you are reading a bit too much into things.
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or the hot chicks they are both bitches
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blue iris FTW.
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love that poster
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The Wife Slapped me and told me to go back to sleep!!
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is japanese for YAWN... this movie cannot disappear from the public consciousness fast enough
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Damn you Michael Bay
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May God help us all.
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Personaly I would have a picture of Optimus Prime standing in down town LA with carnage all around..Thats all.
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say Michael Bay (The Rock) since that was his only good film? And don't claim it's because Armageddon was a blockbuster cause guess what...so was Pearl Harbor and that got better reviews than Armageddon and made only 3 million less than Armageddon.
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...was shamefully enjoyable. A guilty pleasure.
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Look at the credits underneath.. How odd.
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The worst sort of blockbuster is the sort that no one likes but that somehow makes loads of money. 'Godzilla' anyone? 'Pearl Harbour'?
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Or did the person who made this poster not know how to count?
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I'd be proud of it, I honestly like Armageddon for what it is; a mighty big ass explosion of awesome fx, music, protein and balls. Plain cool fun. Nothing more, nothing less, doesn't pretend to be more as well. Specially very cool on the big screen.
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Apr 25, 2007 9:04:45 AM CDT
I doubt they'll have anything positive critically to...
by iamjack'suserid
put on this poster. Revolutionary visualization? LOL!
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Source: IMDB.com
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Considering how this is re-using the eye image and a typical cityscape, this poster is "raw meat" for the Haters.Merrick - regarding "Armageddon", it's kind of funny how you compared this one-sheet to the "other asteroid movie" poster. Ha!
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and then have a shot of the Autobots aiming at Shia's Chihuahua. The posters I've seen so far have been way to dark and serious for a movie with the lame comic relief that this movie seems to have from the early script and footage reviews...
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It would pay money to see this film then.
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and pictures of The Joker.
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why does it use the American date format?
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Thanks Err.
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...is about as real as those Joker pics. Christ, AICN, get a grip.
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...a brilliant looking load of empty, flag wavin bullshit....
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I heard Michael Bay is attached to the Remake of Citizen Kane in HD. Sleepy Labeef is gonna play the lead, and Kurt Russel is doing the voice of his sidekick rosebud the CGI sled.
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every bit as smart, fun, and exciting as Deep Impact. So basically... not very.
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Can you guys get anything right anymore?
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As someone previously mentioned, the credits on the poster are complete nonsence. You should have taken a closer look before posting it...
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USA dating, gibberish names on the bottom, could be a mock-up from an American company or something, but it looks like a big fat phony.
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Apr 25, 2007 9:38:12 AM CDT
Duh about the credits. They only mention that at the...
by iamjack'suserid
TOP OF THE ARTICLE. You should have taken a closer look before posting. I kinda think its fake as well. Not hard to whip up something like that. And I can spot Photoshop gradient tool a mile away.
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"Huhwha??? Shit fool, wake me when Wolverine 2: Electric Boogaloo comes out"
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looks weird and fake
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...I think the quote at the top of the poster is from Michael Bay himself. Man, he's cool.
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Ha, ha! I loved Armageddon on the big screen and I bought Pearl Harbor on DVD.... GO GIANT ROBOTS!!!! I will go watch it, even if there are flames and nipples...
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They are rude, thoughtless little pigs.
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Oh please oh please oh please let them be that hyperbolic on the genuine poster. 'Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg change the history of motion pictures with their stunning and revolutionary visualisation?' Fucking genius! Massive, massive exaggeration is exactly what this film needs.'Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg change the universe with their unified theory of everything (also, big robots) which also incorporates a cure for cancer, a pizza that never goes cold, the phone number of a cheap yet beautiful hooker, and a perfectly safe and effective penis enlarger!' Stick that on the poster.P.S. Glad to see you're still chugging away, entity known only as MCMLXXVI. Should you ever start a religious cult, I would very much like to join it.
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came forward on their message boards. I KNEW IT.
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...of the article. Otherwise, you may post snarky replies thinking you're actually pointing out something NEW ;-)
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I'm still laughing at the Joker debacle.
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I wasn't working that day.
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That's fine. I jumped on the bandwagon of making fun of AICN's Joker issue cause I'm an ass. :)
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You know we do it real big in the bay! SF or Mikey Bay it don't matter. are those weird guys that built the trasformers, you know the ones with multiple expressions on different sides of their face...ae they going to get i the mix?
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The critc blurb on the top almost made me gag. I doubt this will be a critc favourite.
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I must say...that is complete jibberish...I mean seriously...who writes in that? English please...you know I don't speak spanish!
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I have a feeling this is going to be a reverse 'Superman Returns'. Everybody went on about how great that movie was and I was even so excited I wanted to believe 'Returns' was a good movie. BUT... It sucked ass. Now here I believe all the people getting there panties in a bundle might be pleasantly surprised. But what do I know... I support the 'Proteas'.... WANKERS!!!
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Michael Bay (Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall), Steven Speilberg (A Color Purple), Change the history of motion pictures with their uncompromising vision of my favorite show I watched when I was 8.
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The original of the mecha-eye over the earth is better. 'Oooohhh, it's a city... In a dust cloud!" Fuck off. Just give me one robot smashing the shit out another robot and that's the ONLY poster concept you'll ever need.
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BringingSexyBack, get a new handle, we have no time for your timberlake references here. But I like the Their war, our nap.
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i mean, really, what's tin done to deserve that kind of treatment? also, is the poster for deep impact really the best instance of action-driven posterage you can think of? if that's the case then we're setting the bar pretty fucking low ("yeah, i liked the transformers poster but it wasn't quite as cool as the poster for that shitty also-ran to armageddon in 1998").
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Was it Superman: The Movie? Hell no. But it was up there with Superman II which was a solid B or 3 out of 4 star movie. I thought that Routh (first time leading man) did a good job (not great, not phenomenal, but good). I thought Kevin Spacey was great. I felt the movie was burdened with having to reintroduce the Man of Steel after nearly a 20 year absence from the big screen, plus trying to help erase the horrible memory of Superman III and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Were there problems with the film? Yes. But there are problems with all films. Superman Returns was good, but not great. I have high hopes for the Man of Steel.
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What a load of shit this film will be.
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One of the top ten most annoying movies I have ever seen. The forced chick-flick "sentimentality" of it would make a Lifetime movie of the week blush. A total fucking piece of shit.
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remember it and "Armeggedonnnn!" were released concurently. maybe he is giving "Deep Impact"s producers the old "fuck you buddy" for that million or so they stoll by releasing DI at the same time. some popcorn for your thoughts
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No amount of spin from you guys will make this film not suck.
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Because they know without a shadow of a doubt that this movie will suck the big donkey's balls.
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THIS SUMMER
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Primes vagina floating above the city and not his eye.Which by the way makes him look like he's been up all night shooting energon balls (which are energon cubes mixed with baking soda and Michael Bay semen).
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if for no other reason than Morgan Freeman. Oh yeah, and the fact that millions of people died and all the spaceship crew died.
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"Their War. Her Tits. Your Mouth."
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You're not the only one. In fact, I'll go you one better - I love Superman Returns.
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said some shit like "The Greatest Original Motion Picture Event in the History of Mankind." And it wasn't even an original movie!
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One adjustment on the Fox poster:What War?Her Tits.Your Mouth.
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Was Brilliant, so please stop taking the piss!!
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You guys are worse than soccer hooligans lol. I'm beginning to get the impression some of you actually want TRANSFORMERS to suck. As if you would be disappointed if it didn't. I'm very thankful that I don't give much of a fuck about any of it, at least I'll go see it without bias. Just a useless, fluffy effects movie? Yeah proabably, but that's not always a bad thing.
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That would be "Enlarge" in English?
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"Super Hyper Roboto Clash!! 500%!!!"
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Haven't you ever heard the famous Jebediah Springfield quote? "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
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funny...
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Too bad she's an awful actress.
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Some of us may sound like we're hating on this movie. But fact is I'll probably be taking my kid on opening weekend. It'll be fun. It's GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS!! The question is whether it will be unforgettable. Memorable, or just "meh."
As for Megan, I would baste her breasts with spackle like a pornographic thanksgiving, then visit god knows what other horrors of love upon her. -
Or at least that's what my profile said when I logged in.So somehow or another, I've been with AICN twentyseven years or so longer than it's actual existence, ten years longer than my actual existence, and lord knows how many years longer than teh internets existence.Aparently I gots time travel capabilities that I'm not aware of.*logs out*
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Their War of The World, Our Armageddon
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In all my time posting on these boards, I've noted a recent growing cliche, though I've never used the expression before. But it seems appropriate now: Meh.
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tilt your head whilst flipping the image whilst pissed off your skull, you can see Venom's face!!! ;-)
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Funny, that's a word I've been using of late. Plenty of snarkiness here. You know, because all the little fanboys here with their home video cameras can make a better movie than Michael Bay. Bitches.
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Surely not even you believe that this "mock-up" is going to look anything like the official poster, do you?
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Apr 25, 2007 11:22:06 AM CDT
THIS Mock Up is Not Uncommon to Standard Poster Layouts
by electricdreams
Cmon guys, stop ragging on AICN, remember when they posted up the images of the UNDERDOG and PIRATES posters months before they were released and they had similar incorrect names (place holders) and questionable tag lines? Then low and behold when the posters were finalized they were exactly the same with the correct credits? Be happy that AICN provides you 1st looks at work in progress instead of nit-picking at every friggin pixel for something to complain about. And next month when this poster is released in theaters how many of you nay'sayers will return to bow your head w/ an apology? Nary a few I predict! *AICN, great job~!* -ED
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I don't know if that is a good thing or bad
I liked the marketing for Godzilla, but not so much like for the actual movie.
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...I won't eat my hat, but I'll apologize if I'm wrong.
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When we saw that trailer (the one showing the wavealmost taking out the old man)in a packed theatre, the entire place broke out in applause. Damn, that movie was so bad I could cry.
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Michael Bay (who directed such hits as Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and The Island) and Steven Spielberg (creator of obscure, beloved indie classics such as Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and the smaller, intimate film Raiders of the Lost Ark) join together (not unlike the bots in Voltron, although that is a separate franchise) to change the history of this artistic medium, ertswhile beknownst as motion picture film but abbreviated here as "movies", with visualization, composition, and form that can only be described as "stunning", as well as other pertinent adjectives such as "awesome", "ground-breaking", and "orgasmic". *** Do you think you could cut all that nonsense down guys? You lost me at Michael Bay.
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Armageddon = funniest comedy of the past decade.
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Apr 25, 2007 11:32:30 AM CDT
CONFIRMED: There is a Japanese Ent. magazine call "PIA"
by electricdreams
Aug. 8--TOKYO -- Japanese ticket sales company PIA Corp. said Tuesday it has launched a biweekly entertainment magazine in China in cooperation with a Chinese publisher and will start Internet-based ticket sales in that country next spring.
The magazine carries information on movies, music, dramas and sports, targeting consumers aged between 25 and 35, PIA said.
The magazine sells at newsstands, supermarkets and convenience stores mainly in Beijing. Its circulation is given at 100,000.
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that cracks me the fuck up.. "I would baste her breasts with spackle like a pornographic thanksgiving" Fan-freakin-tastic, Abom.
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and i will go further...
Not one person on this talback, ever wanted this film to be made. They akin this film to defacing the Cistine Chapel. There preciousness regarding this film masks their hatred for hollywood. Its a kind of how dare they take our beloved tranformers and turn it into a movie directed by bay and starring le bouef and written by alex Kurtchmen and Ocri.It wouldnt have mattered, who starred in it or had speilberg made it himself. It is the fact that film is being at all. and doesnt really matter who wrote it either. this is one example of a film it would have been better to wrap an iron chain padlock around this script and with note that read. do not make ever. on it and beware the wrath of fan boy bay haters emblazoned on said script. The haters not only hating bay for directing and the the two screen writers, Robert Ocri and Alex Kructhman, hated that there beloved transformers has been truncated in some way by becoming a pop action movie starring the talkbackers most detested actor Shia labouef. The haters hate everyone, producers, directors, writers, general Us populace and anyone who opinion happens to different. All i said yesterday was I found The man who wasnt there boring and I trod on someone toes. Some one who liked the film and I dont seriously have a problem with somebody liking a film, that I didnt. I met a man once, who was hatred for america was strong that he wouldnt/couldnt differentiate america and americans. I thought they guy was cool to begin with but he was into all that southamerica lefty stuff. the more I got to know this guy the less freindly I became towards him and I do know he had his own problems. later on he became a stantist, I think. Haters hate and should be avoided. -
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in case anyone wondered...because I guess I'm self-important like that(?)
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is an upbeat musical number about the perils of alcohol and premature sex, and the joy of friendship.
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Wow dude, put down the pipe serious. I'm super hyped about this cheesefest. It was a kids cartoon. There is no substance there. And then you bring in hatred for america America. We have no need for you false conjector and red herrings. GO LEAD A CULT ZOLTAN.
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emeraldboy never danced with a girl for free.
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that is out of context in the middle of a fight, Optimus dons a top hat and cane, while the autobots join hands and form a chorus line
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that is out of context in the middle of a fight, Optimus dons a top hat and cane, while the autobots join hands and form a chorus line
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"giant fucking robots" duking it out seems great, but would be much improved upon to have GIANT NAKED BREASTS bumping and grinding against each other instead. (starring Megan Fox and Roselyn Sanchez!)
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boobies
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in a chourus line that turns into a fight that turns into an orgy. Very Anime Porn. Mabye not PG-13. ANYWAYS..Don't you guys think Merrick's photoshop skills have improved?
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BUDGETS RISE. CAREERS FALL. BAY SURVIVES.
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The sheen of the chorine-treated poolwater glistening on her taut abdomen. The ominous offscreen click-a-clack of some giant metal menace contorting itself, like some rubik's cube from hell, from the likeness of a Chevy truck into the visage of humanoid metal horror. The knowing, butterflies-in-tummy inducing anticapation of the carnal frolic to transpire, his teenage fingers fumbling at the seemingly innocuous string that, when pulled, will send her panties cascading down the length of her smooth, nubile legs to the floor. Robots. Heavy petting. Steel-against-steel. Flesh against flesh. Oil and blood. Lubrisol. K-Y. Come? Oh yes--there will be come.
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I still can't believe people are getting so uptight about a movie made from a cartoon, based on a,... toy line!!! And if somebody says they (Bay) is raping their childhood then come on over and I will rape you with those 'walkie-talkies' in ET. GOODNESS!!!! Some of you should step away from the PC, walk outside and get a life.
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type of Romance novel. could you imagine J5 from short circut with his control panel flapping in the wind on a pirate ship
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we played outside. One of our favorite games was "war," in which we'd be armymen, hiding on garage roofs and inside garbage cans, and we'd throw rocks and sticks at each other. This gives me and people my age the right to critique movies if we want to. Today's kids live their childhoods watching movies instead of acting out the scripts in their brains in their backyards. End rant, unbuckle pants.
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his post is proof he'd be making a better movie!
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maybe he should pair up with Hermione???
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Apr 25, 2007 12:26:41 PM CDT
The International TRANSFORMERS Poster Is A THRILL RIDE!
by earl dittman
Earl Dittman - Wireless Magazine
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as Optimus approaches Bumblee and says, "Spending a little time with the human and his female counterpart, eh? Can I smell your finger? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
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as much as id love to see megan foxs tits i think u all didnt get breast fed enuf as kids, 15 is too young to come off the nipple boys, LOL
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in the field, where you would just throw ears of corn as hard and high as you could in hopes that you would hit one of your friends in the head. No helmets. Just high-flying corn and your skull. I miss those days
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Were on Maya, the shapeshifting piece of ass hottie from Space 1999
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"budgets rise, careers fall, bay survives " which of u 'tards wrote that ? dont compare budgets when spider man 3 cost about 500million to make and market, just read it on rotten tomatoes. and whose "career" are we worried about ? shia ledoof, or maybe tyrese's hugely successful career is in danger, omg bernie mac may never act again ? the world will suffer...and unless jon voight plans to live another decade, i doubt he cares....and even if the movie sucks megan fox will eventually show up naked in a playboy spread because shes just sooooooo talented beyond filling out a blouse and a pair of jeans..... and bay will survive because he makes slam bam thank u for making a summer movie that will kick ass movies......btw armageddon was better than deep impact, tho i do own them both, love destruction of cities and monuments and stuff..cmon guys , at least he blew up fucking france, those fucking french turds deserved it...lol
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LAWN DARTS! Of course the real fun came when you stoppped aiming for the circles and started throwing at your friends.
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Okay, so somebody making a serious claim that they have been personally wronged by a filmmaker who wouldn't know them from Adam (or Eve) seems a little overreactive, but understand that one person's "just a toy line" is another person's "treasure". I admit I'm disappointed with the way this movie appears to be turning out, but I'm well aware that there's plenty of people who don't have nearly the same amount of nostalgic investment in G1 Transformers as I do and thus aren't nearly as bothered by the upcoming film. But, to relegate your opinion to the arguement that people shouldn't be so overtly complaining about a film "based on a toy line" is misguided. "Toys" are just for kids? Ask Marvel if comics are just for kids. Ask Scholastic Publishing if HP books are only for kids. As Pixar if their animated films are only for kids. Just because people enjoyed something when they were kids doesn't make it necessarily only "for kids."
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full contact
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He was all like "BOOM" and "PEWWWW!" and "FA-THOOM!"
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Agreed. And Slip-n-Slides, back when the had the metal spikes that held the plastic in the ground, because then you'd be more likely to end up tearing skin off your feet and going to the hospital for stitches. (sigh) Those were the days... That's why I'm against bicycle helmets for kids. Kids should be allowed to get hurt, and enjoy it as much as we did. Now, it's like if some kid gets a cut that bleeds even a little, it's like they're Jesus on the cross and everyone's screaming.
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From the man who brought you "Got Milk?" and "I'd Do Anything for Love (but I Won't Do That)".
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And when we ran out of those, we just played tag. Sometimes TV tag if we were feeling daring. TV tag was never a very long game b/c we only got 4 TV channels, and one of them only came half the time (damn you early Fox!). So we'd run out of shows after about 5 minutes and everyone would just re-use "Scooby-Doo" and "Flintstones". Then our dad would try and play sometimes and he'd say "60 Minutes!" and we'd just stare at him like he had puked catepillars out his nose.
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Anyone made that joke yet? I'm late to the party.
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I agree man, back when I was a kid, you did dumb shit, and you got hurt bad, but you'd be back out playing in like 2 minutes. We used to climb tall trees and not worry at all. I used to live outside. Now a 5 year old has a cell phone and a Myspace account. They don't need to be kids anymore. and people wonder why 12 year olds get pregnant
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closest thing to porn before cable.
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i have as much or more nostalga about the original transformers, being late 30s here, and i havent been beat into submission by bay and his followers, ive liked everything about this movie from day 1 and i think it will make millions and millions of dollars... why do i think that ? because i realize to do that it has to evolve to the big screen, not just copy over with expensive cgi, and i really do think this movie will make the scar that beast wars and beast machines left on my soul fade just a little....and if you do have toooooo much nostalga for something u watched and played with when u were like 12-15 and are deeply hurt that "your" transformers were distorted, its time to put down your ps3 controller and your xmen toys and go upstairs from your basement, kiss mommy and daddy bye-bye and get a life.....
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where one movie executive's cocaine decision becomes your planet-devouring vapor trail named Gah Lak Tus... where rubber nipples sprout on a batsuit... where the mystical powers of the jedi force can be attributed to tadpole-like amoeba in the blood called midichlorians... in a world gone mad...one man stands. One man fights. One man will make it safe to be a kid again...and not have your memories sodomized. He is Arslybo Maximus Willvesternegger Rambone. And this time, he's pissed
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was mainly for finky, but all u others that feel similarly it applies to u tooo
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kudos for spelling "debris" correctly. ive seen horror spellings before ....... i too turned my head sideways like a curious pooch when the term "midichlorian" was coined in "the phantom menace" ...but of course there HAD to be an explanation i guess...i guess by episode 4 they had all gone brain dead and forgot about midichloians...perhaps the empire went all postal checking people for midichlorians to find prospective apprentices for the sith.... who knows.....probably cuz lucas thought it up in the 30 yrs btween trilogies and thought it souded cool... and speaking of lucas, he is the only place where the words "raping my childhood" should come into play...how many times has he ripped the clothes off, fucked, then redressed episodes 4-6 ? i lost count
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til i saw the poster. Meh!
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til i saw the poster. Meh!
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til i saw the poster. Meh!
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the connection was bloody lost. sorry fellas
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with that last one.
"Master! His midichlorian count is even higher than Yoda's!"
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Ok, I get your point. I would probably also have gone ape shit if they put flames on Spiderman... I just can't believe the raw hatred that some people have for this movie. Don't get me wrong I love it when I see some tread on Transformers when I log into AICN, just know I'm going to laugh! So rant on my dear friends, rant on!
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U need to focus on the important parts that KIDS will wanna see.
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Now THAT is what should be on the poster.
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was to be a porn star? midichlorians = man juiceHow good the Jedi be so wrong? What? Ah yes, sharp as marbles they are...
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fuck'n idiot...I think I got some midichlorians in my eyes thinking about Spidey 3...temporarily blinded.
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anakin feels the force deep within his dark side
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... I just found out I know somebody that's doing some work on this film so I can't hate it before I see it.
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His penis transforms a whole 2 inches
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Tis'all.
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Hey dude, I was trying to be clever. Key word TRYING. Hey, I liked The Rock and Armageddon, also. Even own the laserdiscs, yes I said laserdiscs, of them. Pearl Harbor and BB2, really sucked, and I really wanted to like The Island, but sorry, couldn't get through it. The man can stage action pieces, its just the sum doesn't add up for all the parts.
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My Dad actually sharpened the tips of our because they weren't sticking in the ground very well.
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I am sorry but what have I just walked onto? When the words; cum, splooge, midichlorians, megan fox, colonscopy, thespic bush, slip-n-slide and transgenders are used on one talkback you know it's time to get the FUCK out of here.
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hoo hoo that's good infection!
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Now with 100% more infection!
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It's an explosion of AIDS in your mouth!
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THEY TOOK MY THUMB BATMAN! THEY...TOOK...MY...THUMB!!!!!!!!!
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not in your hands. Jolie yeasto's!
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Now infused with Paris Hilton's Blood Clots! Taste the fuckin Rainbow
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http://tinyurl.com/3buhxffunny stuff!
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Thank me lucky clots!
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To Say "Too Soon?"
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It's chewy, but it aint a marshmellow
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I like the kid herder - owned!
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I stroked one out during Benny Hill once. That explains alot.
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Is that a Decepticon or Autobot?
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Your post made me LOL with tears
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Shouldn't Spielberg be like, "Hey! Hey, hey... get my name off of that! I don't want to be THAT closely associated with this...!"
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Yes, it is a fake. What else is cool news?
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The absurdly hyperbolic quote at the top is precisely in line with the Japanese trailer that featured a brief introduction with Spielberg and Bay. The gibberish credit block is apparently the norm for work-in-progress poster designs - see also the first released images of the ATHF movie poster, and lots of others as well. The imagery of mass destruction has Japanese market written all over it - think back to the downright-alarming BATTLE ROYALE II teaser from a few years back that deliberately and explicitly re-imagined 9/11 (times fifty) in a Japanese context... for obvious reasons, this sort of massive apocalypse figures prominently in Japanese cinema. Nope, I don't doubt the authenticity of this for a second. A fraud would probably have carried a real credit block.
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Carrot top sells anal leakage juice for 3 dollars a bottle.
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myself, i enjoyed it for what it was. but it made a ton of money, and people loved it. obviously no one from this site, because no one who reads this site can like anything that makes any money
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and they suck
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I thought this it was about Transforming Robots? If it is then I'd like to simply say this; I for one am looking forward to it as, for me, it has a great deal of nostalgic value - me being a child of the 80's and so on. And forgive my curiosity but why is there a culture of hatred for young Master LeBeouf. Its just that it sounds as though some are 'dissing' (I believe the popular Americanism goes) him because others are. Leave the poor chap alone. He's just a boy after all.
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... i think the posters quite cleaver really...
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i would guess because it cant possibly finished. and we havent even had a real full lenthg trailer. and its way too far away to screen it, especially with so many blockbusters coming out in between, and since they are kind of holding back with their advertising
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Could be photoshop fanwork.
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armageddon made tons and tons of money. so thats why they would use that after bays name, because worldwide, the average person/moviegoer obviously liked the movie. really, it dont matter what this site thinks when its not just being made for a few million internet movie gooks such as ourselves
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at least ive been reading the lips on prime wont be in the movie, they were a test shot.
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i'm not saying I don't understand why they put it on the poster. I'm just saying a lot of regular people wouldn't know a good movie if it were president bush giving them a blow job, while crushing a childs face in with his boot straps
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How many burning crosses are in your yard?
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theyre going with THAT angle for this movie..... its a "robot from outer space"/disaster type movie, its gonna be nothing like the cartoons.
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this movie appears to have the potential to not suck big bouncy donkey balls. I'm shocked at the my desire to see this. Yes, damn that Michael Bay! And his little producer too.
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And now you dont? what happend I could live without my ever growing collection. Alls I can say is thank God for the internet.
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G1 will receive TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!
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Okay, I see the obvious similarity in layout and subject matter, but the T poster is white yellow gold and brown with gray and some blue. The DI poster is red orange yellow with a bit of blue. The one poster may remind you of the other, but it's not because of 'the color scheme'. Unless it's the gradation, which should also remind you of half of all sunset postcards you've ever seen. *** Someone mentioned "two cities". Well, it could be a pair of twin cities or two sides of a city divided by a bay or river. And it might imply an explosion so much more powerful than our conventional atomic and nuclear weapons that it blasts two adjoining cities. Or a smaller explosion flattening a huge area in the center of one city. Hmm, I like the idea of a city with a BAY with a big BOMB, if you get the implications there. *** Just be glad there are no frilly mechanical eyelashes on that robot eye. *** Eyelashes on Megatron = lips on nipples. No, make that "not equal" - lips on nipples GOOD. *** Oh please let this movie be huge so we can have a wave of cheap imitations. Mighty Morphin' Power VOLTRON and a live action GIGANTOR. If this and Speed Racer are hits, you know it'll happen. And Marvel can hop on the bandwagon with Micronauts and Rom: Space Knight movies. Bill Mantlo's caregivers need the money. *** Me, I want a live action Jonny Quest movie followed six months later with a live action Venture Brothers parody. But then I'm greedy that way.
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that is all
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Whats going on?
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with transformers? O....k..?
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This poster is so boring.
Never mind the fact that this movie is going to completly suck. I never liked the Transformers as a kid, and I sure as hell am not going to pay $8 fucking dollars to see and even more boring version of it as an adult.
No thanks, Michael Bay, you're not getting my money!
ROBOT CARS! HOLY SHIT ROBOT CARS!!!!!
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Off topic, I said about two months ago that The Joker would wear a mask in The Dark Knight. And what do ya know? He wear's a fucking mask. Anyway I have no doubt that he will end up looking like the Joker we all know and love, come the end of the film. Also I have to say the scenes that have been filmed on Youtube, remind me a bit of Point Break with the bank robbery and masks etc.
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Eh, this looks weak. Visuals will probably be interesting though. Who knows?
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You know it.
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First, my point was that maybe to you TF was "just a toy line", but why should that be an excuse for wanting a high-quality film to come out of it? And I don't just mean expensive digital effects. This movie's NOT made expressly for the same "kid" audience the original series was made for, I expect the writing and character development to be SUPERIOR to it, not on par or worse. But that's what it appears we're going to end up with. But since it has big robots, people think "hey, you're getting your Transformers, so shut up". Secondly, I never said anything about this movie not making alot of money. Cuz it;ll probably make a sjitload. But BO is not an indicator or quality. I'm not "deeply hurt" that things look different in the movie from the G1 designs. A few of them definitely look awkward or just crappy (Megatron, Starscream, the faces of some of the others), but I'm not really hung up on that stuff. I read the leaked script a few times and it was a very UNinspiring experience. granted, things can change from draft script to finished film, but much of the stuff I've seen so far seems to match up very closely. My nostalgia for TF's ends with G1. What little curious looking I did at Beast Wars when it came out didn't interest me and Transformers went off my radar for a long time. I don''t have misconceptions that everything in the film should look/act/be like something out of the various cartoon series. In fact, I think it's amazing how many departures there have been from G1 and how many new characters there are since that time. Shows me that the TF world has continued to evolve. In the meantime I've left my parents house, graduated college and am doing pretty well (without a PSP, thanks. I'll stick to my original NES. Never even played a PSP.) So In the end, I don't really care so much that things have changed, I just wanted more out of a big movie version of something I really enjoyed when I was a kid. I've enjoyed very few of Bay's "big explosion movies" in the past (The Rock was good, though) mostly b/c they're written, produced, and marketed to appeal to a mass audience, which usually comes off looking/sounding very dumbed down with its own Aerosmith soundtrack. That's not knock to Aerosmith, it's just that the ballads that get written for these movies are done for the paycheck, and most of the artists admit it. It's too bad that TF is falling into that category of movie which has its plot and acting watered down for consumption by a mass-audience, but it is. Which is why you're right that it'll make big money. If it wasn't the studio would be making it. It's all about making $ on their investment.
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...stupid lack of proofreading.
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it's all good finky!
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See, S_mart knows what TB's are really about. NO FUCKIN PROOFREADING.
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IN MY PANTS?
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...to steal a line out of that SW 30th anniversay TB... That simple enough explanation for you, slkboxrman?
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you could already be working in the LA film industry" Where do these banner ad guys come up with this shit? Sometimes I get as good a laugh from the ads on this site as I do from the TBs.
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... this is the international poster. Not a fake. Relax.
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http://tinyurl.com/24je8t Sounds far more entertaining thatn TINO. But maybe not as many laughs as the scripted dialogue in TINO.
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1976 should be relieved to know that Bay retired and this film is actually directed by Dhausj of Bollywood fame.
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then im really suprised that it doesnt have a full on pic of one of the robots. you know how they love them some robots
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... they're screening it this week for the first time. And I've had this poster confirmed twice today as the actual international poster. Yes, this is a mock-up, but it's the exact design they're using. Not a fake. Guaranteed.
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And I absolutely love it.
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Thanks for that tidbit of news. Is this screening for production insiders only? Any chance they're holding a special invite/VIP screening?
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Jesus, we know it's about big transforming robots, screw subtlety. Show us some big transforming robots!
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When the plant reviews start I gaurantee Mass flamage, Esoterical and exoterical discussions on Politics, Religion, hot women, the importance of NASA, and cultural relevance of Transformers and He-man. Aquafag might be the long running TB but the TF talkbacks have been the most entertaining.
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i must hear about this. i want to hear how good it looks visually before i see it. should be interesting....
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... these aren't press screenings. And they aren't in LA. These are test screenings. Somewhere. cougharizonacough.
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Say no more, Moriarty. Do you hear that kids?! We're driving to cougharizonacough!
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If you drive out to cougharizonacough, please stop by the house and enjoy a glass or two of Laphroaig won't you?
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Poster = uninspired (but did anyone expect anything less? OP vs. MINO grappling would have been cool....even though you wouldn't be able to tell what you were looking at...sigh)I was sick as shit a few weeks back, lying in bed whimpering like a crippled animal, flipping through the satelite channels. I came across Deep Impact. I watched all of five minutes of it. Atrocious. Just atrocious. Lifetime Original indeed.
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Hey there. Have you and the Mrs. had a chance to enjoy some fine Lagavulin?
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scale of the movie. Just sayin'.
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annihilation. Unless you count crashing into product placements, I would say no.
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For all you diehard Generation 1 fans who are craving the blocky look and shitty stories, the real reason you should hate Michael Bay is that he created a world where Generation 1 doesn't exist. Think about. In this Transformers world there are no Generation 1 Transformers. They simply never happened. Now THAT'S awful. There is a real reason to be pissed off. Douche bags.
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Picked up some Lagavulin & Coal Ila per your request/recommendation. Of the three, I am still partial to Laphroaig, but Lagavulin comes in a close second. A damn close second. The proverbial jury is still out on Coal Ila. I need to give it a few more shots. Heh. Loves me some Islay, peaty single malts. The wife, not so much. She prefers the blends over the single malts. The only single malt she enjoys it Balvenie. My first single malt and I always have some around (Doublewood 12 year). She's not perfect, but damn close. Just kidding. She's the epitome of perfect but we already covered that. Matter fact, we are both enjoying some right now (Laphroaig 10 Year for me Johnnie Walker Black Label for her). She's a simple broad, bless her. Be well brother.
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Shia Gets Splooged By Hulk-Poodle
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Forgot to mention my pleasant surprise at the paltry prices for both. Nice.
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Went Taget shopping today with the wife. Whilst on the way to automotive we pass the toys. My snarky wife says to me as she points "Look, the new TINO toys are already out. Oh, my mistake, those are Bionicles. Morons."Love that snarky broad. Of course, the TINO hate spewed forth for about five minutes after that due to her initiation. Could have been cool. Could have been cool.
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think we have two franchise killers running nose to nose now.
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And comes back with a truly negative review of this abomination. Because it's gonna happen though I wonder if this site will post reviews from people who actually followed the cartoon and knows what they're talking about. I'll be waiting with baited breath.
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The first FF was dead on arrival. Still can't comprehend why so many went to see that one. That franchise is already dead, but the nimwits will still flock to FF2. What will they dare fuck up in FF3? I'm not even a FF fan, but show a little respect Rothman. Alba as Sue? Who made that casting decision? Shia as Spike? Who made that casting decision? Oh, wait.....
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because we all know G.I. Joe is destined to suck major pipe. Yep, hating that one before the script is even leaked. Leave the Joes and Cobra alone. I don't want a movie. Transformers has proved that Hasbro lacks respect for their own property. Kind of like a certan Lucash I've heard mumblings about....
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I thought this was a total fake as well, but I just checked the official Japanese website for the film and this is the very first image that greets you. Granted, the credits are jibberish, but like some said, it could be a mockup poster. But whatever the case, this is the exact same image you'll find on the official Japanese movie website - http://www.transformers-movie.jp/top.html
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I don't feel like reading another Pile of trash just yet but feel free to spoil me. What are the bad parts? are there any good parts? is it as bad as the transformer script?
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Yes, the prices for those two (shockingly enough) are quite nice.For me, the Islay Malts are definitely the way to go. They taste the way I always expected fine liquor to taste: robust, smoky, and smooth. Lagavulin tends to be my favorite when it comes to Scotch...especially if I'm drinking it neat. However, I have to say, I've enjoyed no finer drink than a particular Laphroaig-on-the-rocks I had one night while visiting Manhattan. Something about where I was, who I was with, and the atmosphere...I've only had the Caol Ila a couple of times. Stick with it though; I think it's a decent choice. It's very similar in tone to Talisker (also one of the greats).Good call on the Balvenie! The 10yr. Founder's Reserve was the first single-malt I ever tried. Really good stuff; I actually prefer it to the Portwood 21 (if you can imagine that)! I'll have to give the Doublewood a shot.Funny that you mentioned blends. My first experience with Scotch was trying some of my mom's Dewar's White Label. Ha! What is it with women and blended Scotch whisky?! Well, it sounds like you've got a good one there. Salut to you both!
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lucashes problem comes from his ineptes as a writer and director. Look At RoTJ and ESB those movies are better then the original by leaps and bounds. Lucashes biggest mistake was not getting someone else to direct the movie.
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alone it rates right up there with TF. It has Dr. Doom on a surfboard!!! ARGGGGGH!!!
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Ben so right, that I enjoyed it. I love those two, they are perfect casting, the other two were mediocre and Doom was unforgiveable!
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mike bay is agreat filmmakr who makes lots of money , more than you! but u do nuthin but hate on him!!!! transoformers will chage history on 747 this is FACT!!! itll be biger than STAR WARS!!!! geewunners, 1984 is over!!!! this is not TOY MOVIE!!!!
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They also use the Super Skrull concept, but there is not a Skrull in sight!!!! That really chaps my hide, almost as bad as screwing over Doom, I love the Super Skrull!
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yeah, I agree - why make it? Same with Captain America, I don't want them making a movie at this point.
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thats all im saying.
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They were mostly cookie cutter and interchangeable and except for lady J I dont think any of had a respective love interest in the cartoon.
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and i like bay OK??? hes an AMERCAN DREAM! whys evryone hate so much???!!
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Beware the Bionic Elbows!
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From a guys perspective, I disregard the cartoon. I am a fan of the comics solely. The ladies are portrayed quite nicely in the comics IMHO. Lady Jaye's death was a shocker and sent Flint over the proverbial deep end. Scarlett is fantastic and I love what they are doing with The Baroness right now. The bitch is back and none too pleased.
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is brilliant. Nice choice.
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hes BAY! hes ALL MAN! and he drives a BETTR CAR THAN U!!! :)
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They (FOX) have lost any credibility they may have had concerning how to handle a comic book property. Case and point X3, FF, FF2. They should have followed Sony's lead and aspired to replicate said benchmark. Well, Sony did botch GR. I guess Sony got lucky with SM. Nevermind. At this point, I am leary of any comic adaptation. Kate Beckinsale as the lead in WhiteOut. Ummmmmmm........
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Lord I'm a child.....
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Unless his has a HEMI or Viper Engine I give care what peice of Euro trash he sport around in. Everyone has differnet taste and Iwont judge anyone who says they like bay but dont go saying his artistic vision represents the American Dream Because his artistic dream Is Big, Dumb, and Loud(something most bay fans even agree on). Nothing I wish to be associated with.
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With Cap being "dead" maybe we can hope Hollywood will stray from the idea of adapting a Captain America film? Wasn't Pyun's 1990 crapfest enough? Maybe O'Reilly will bankrole it.... ugh
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Are you part of the fallout from Murphy shutting down Sycophant.com?
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For Cap - who's your pick? Aaron Eckhart or Paul Walker? Or someone else?
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another talkbacker bustin on bay??
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hopefully they hurry up and knock out a coupe version with the 20GB hard drive like the new Avengers.
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There more about performance then anything else. I haven't checked to see what comes stock with the 07's besides AWD (no tire spins anymore). did you see the new Kylepetty blue Daytona's Check out www.chargerforums.com they'll help you and once you get one they'll spend your money.
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or OldSpice Bruce
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Apr 26, 2007 12:03:48 AM CDT
Once Smallville is canceled Tom Welling is gonna need
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work so, there's your Capt.
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at whiny boyman Method parts. I'd have gone with Eckhart, but now I love the idea of him as Green Arrow. My favorite depiction of Cap was when he was written by Gruenwald and that is the definitive characterization to me - I don't like the idea of him as some Midwestern cornfed farmboy like Clark Kent (not that there is anything wrong with that), and that is how he is portrayed in Ultimates, and was even drawn that way in his regular title more recently before they decided to kack American idealism. They are obviously making a comment - yawn, they're so out of touch with Cap fans and never got how broadly he was written, or perhaps didn't care. Anyway, I always though Eckhart was perfect because Cap was an urbanite, a New Yorker who worked as a cartoonist/drawing advertisements and was portrayed as sophisticated but not suave.
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Same issue with 99% of Hollywood. Find another Eckhart or Jackman. Those are the kinds of guys you get for superhero films. If you could clone Hugh Jackman he could play all mature male comic book characters as far as I'm concerned.
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This sums up the plot of Bayformers deception by Hollywood marketing.
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because she was a ninja, of course. And I thought Flint was the hotness. Actually it was hinted that something was going on with Flint and Lady Jaye in the cartoon.
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Apr 26, 2007 12:18:01 AM CDT
I think you got a couple of those 1's swithched around
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considering it's a Bay movie there should be a 2 in there 'cause 2 is bigger and badder than 1.
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and Flint is still the hotness. He misses his Lady Jaye though.
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You know, I felt bad for you back when PharteGODD posted your personal email address on AICN's TBs. I even fought the good fight on your behalf. But now, your posts on these boards amount to nothing more than an excuse to flame and bash Bay. You've reduced yourself to a spamming Troll no more worthy than the Murphy lackeys you so despise.I've seen your screenname on the official film messageboard and I've seen you pull the same crap over there. Tell us, what's it like to get slammed by Nelson and all the other Transformer's messageboard geeks?BTW: your binary is frickin' lousy. Anyone who has read a plot summary knows there's not a spoiler to be found in that coded garbage. Back under the bridge with you, man.
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they will probably drop him in Compton and he will have to get a rap record deal to get back to Eternia.
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Before Orci, Kurtzman, or Rothamn get any Ideas.
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Ha, thanks for the heads-up! My bad, guess I missed that ep! "Embiggen".. that's actually funny now..!
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...Innocent!
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Would you like to suck my ....
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Did anyone else catch how the poster for "Next" crops out any hint of Nic Cage's ridiculous wig? Or maybe the wig has its own poster.
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You're making fun of Gany right?? Your post made me laugh. "Michael Bay makes more money than you, but still you people hate him!" lol If you're being serious wtf does his paycheck have to do with ANYthing?! Bill Gates is one of the wealthiest men in the world - do you think that means everyone should love him and want to buy Windows Vista? Does it somehow even imply that Windows Vista is the best, most indispensable program ever written? If anything, Michael Bay having more money than anyone here does more to support the FACT that this movie is going to suck donkey balls. I'm sure he's financially comfortable. When the film bombs, he won't have to sell in his car to pay the bills or buy groceries. There's little pressure for him to get it right, and he's expressed zero desire to do so. Do you see the error of your "logic" or should I draw pictures?
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...There's little PERSONAL pressure for him to get it right.... He's ignoring the public pressure. It doesn't matter to him.
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Loser geeks like me go in with a total suspension of disbelief when you know you're about to see a film with a guy who shoots lasers from his eye(s) and another dude with an adamantium skeleton and claws. With TFMRs, you just have to go in remembering that this all started with a line of toys. Just get past the fact that for whatever reason, these robots from another galaxy disguise themselves in the shape of earth vehicles, even though it seems logical that they'd have no reason to do so--or even know what earth vehicles look like--until their arrival here.
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The colour scheme is ID4. Not deep impact. geeeez
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...you have to cut a little slack for Bay and company allegedly skipping the "Generation 1" phase. Christ, very few people other than geeks are aware of the generations (I wasn't). Kinda like that whole marvel ultimate universe thing. Unless you collect comics now, you have no reason to know about the "ultimate" characters and storylines. That's why so many balk at the idea of a cloud or swarm galactus. It might play off as more "credible," but it's not the Galactus the world is familiar with. As for TSFRs, I imagine they had to work under the assumption that there might not be a sequel. So they design cool looking-post millenium Autobots and Decepticons based on an amalgam of the different generations (notwithstanding some major overal to vagina face megatron and a camaro Bumblebee). Whatever. I'm just saying, don't hang him just based on that.
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Cage's "Johnny Blaze" wig from Ghostrider was made from Eva Mendes' shorn pubes. Fingerlickin' good, that hair!
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from auto-ebotic asphyxiation
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When you mis-spell the word "vagina", you're not helping your cause.
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Reguarding your response to mine: I never quite looked at it that way. I think we are in agreement. I think. Haters are most unpleasant.
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amazing how everyone tries so hard to dislike this. oh well. oh and i dont like the poster actually, but movie looks great
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God bless 'em!
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Sometimes the misses will ask me what I feel like having for dinner. I'll go right up to her, put my mouth right up to her ear and whisper, wolfishly, "Puuuhhhssssssy."
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and lunch and breakfast and late night snacks...
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just cuz
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Cuz I've seen alot of the Decepticons show up now, but not one pic of the "finished" Ratchet or Ironhide in "glorious" CGI.
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can do whatever it wants, with little or no accountability, here's your Transformers poster:
ALBA!! Finally, NUDE!! -
with her tongue.If that doesn't sell a movie I have no idea what would.
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IT IS A FACT, YOU HATRS!! BAYS MOVIE WILL BE BIGGR THAN U CAN imAGINE!!!! THE ROBTS WERE 2 BOXY!!! TOYS DONT WORK ON A MOVE SCREEN!!!! how can u hate someone who maks more mony than u???? u should be GREATFULL THIS MOVE IS GETTIN MADE!!!! NOBODY WANTED IT EXCEPT TEH BAY!!!!! GEEWUNNER CRYBABIES!!! WAH WAH WAH wheres my 1984 PriMe so I can ram it up my ASS??? WAH WAH WAH!!!!! my PRIME has fames!!! THJERES NUTHIN WRONG WITH FALMS!!!! prime has hotpants and is SEXXXY!!!! itll look better than DUM TOYS on screen!!!! HATERS!!!!! everyone hates BAY but i am a HUGE FAN!!! my BAYBLOG culd teach U a thing or 2!!!! HATER GEEWHINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://bayformers.blogspot.com/
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Step 1. Learn how to type.
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Just because someone makes more money than I do does not immediately engender my respect for that person. For instance: There are many celebrities whose personalities -- at least from they way they are portrayed in the press -- make them seem like total bitches, dicks, assholes and dimwits. I do not respect or envy them. Mostly, I feel bad for them, because they a) feel the need to act so outrageously to make up for their foibles, and b) live their lives as someone else's spectacle. But I do not necessarily respect them. Tom Cruise is a good example. "I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!!! SCIENTOLOGY ROCKS!!! AAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!" Should I respect that? I think not. Oops, wait a minute; he makes more money than I do. I s'pose I am just a loser. Not.
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GARTHIMUS is being flip there is no one any one over the age of 12 Could believe half the shite he spouts I think he's being intentionally flip to serve a social conscientous message about the state of American cenima and left wing views. at least I hope so.
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he's very drunk
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Does anyone know where I can find a pic of the Italian version of the Transformers movie poster?
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BAY is a GRATE filmaker and all winey fanboys do is complane, COMPLANE. U ever see THWE ROCK?? ARMAGEDONE??? THOSE MOVES SO GOOD, SUCH BIG BUGET!!!!!! this is NOT A TOY MOVE!!!
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Armagedon was pretty frakin super gay
I think very highly of Bruce Willis, but most movies Buttchin Affleck touches just turns to complete shit -
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