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Indiana Jones & The City Of Gods set to get underway!!!
Harry here - and I love this title and I love the cast breakdown - if real. We've recently heard that John Rhys-Davies isn't in the film, but if Karen Allen is in the film, I'll be the happiest boy in the world. That's what I want, most of all. Take this as a rumor till we get further confirmation...
INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF GODS - feature
lucasfilm / amblin ent/ kennedy marshall company/ paramount pictures
Location:los angeles and various places around the world
cast: harrison ford, cate blanchett john rhys-davies, shia labeouf, sean connery, karen allen
6/18/07
george lucas produces and steven spielberg will direct this big budget 4th installment of the action adventure franchise. harrison ford will play the renowned archeologist and expert in the occult at his own age (64).
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That title fits with that idea. I really hope that's false. Aliens suck.
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Bring it on! Can't wait.
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it's really going to happen!
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This is going to rock!!Indy and Co. in the favelas of Rio taking on Lil Z and the runts!I am so there midnight showing!
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I like it! Kind of feels along the lines of Temple of Doom.
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Count down to the first old man joke 10...9...8...
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He's gonna be all like "ker-smack" "kapow" and "Crackalack"
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If Harrison Ford is playing his own age of 64 how old is sean connery's character, like 110 or something?????!!! Will this mean we see a very dishevelled Henry Jones journey off to the grey havens at the end?
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my money was on fate of atlantis.
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That would be cool.
No, I'm sorry, not "cool". The word I was looking for there was "stupid". -
I thought he was also officialy cast in the film.
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Nothing to see here.
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Does this mean he fights gangs of south american children pushing drugs and violence?
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didn't connery drink from the cup at the end of last crusade? so, his character technically wouldn't age like everyone else...right?
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Cheap labor to dig for artifacts. Indiana could drive down to the strip mall and hire some dudes cheap.
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Behold his replacement - Shiallah!
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Sounds pretty fake dude. Is your blood sugar down, Harry?
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cause indy is old dude
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In the late 60s/early 70s? Far out.
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I think they SHOULD bring him back to help give it the Indy feel. The movie will also miss Marcus Brody played by Denholm Elliot, who died some years ago. Shame. Although neither of them were in Temple Of Doom. I hope Marcus gets a mention. And I hope they DO deal with Indy's age. The story will probably be that he's become pussified for the last 20 years and has done no adventuring, then he'll be forced into it when Marion contacts him and says their son (that's right, motherfucking SON) has gone after some relic or what the fuck. Indy will don the fedora once more to save him, and just like in Raiders 3 (mwahaha...) they will join forces and find the City Of Gods (Atlantis??).
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Does he!!!!?
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I wonder how will this will work without Jones takin' on Nazis.
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...Indy takes SHia aside for a nice little fishing trip and explains that he and Karne Allen are going someplace far away witht he sexy naked alien chick fromt he swimming pool at his retirement home."And we won't get any older and we won't ever die."Then Tom Cruise leaps out of a ventilation duct and beats the shit out of him with a briefcase full of Quaker Oats.
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They both drank from the Holy Grail at the end of the last one and that makes them IMMORTAL! Actually, it was a pretty cool metaphor to end the original trilogy on, the immortality of our film heroes and how they will live on forever in our collective culture. Making a fourth movie sort of messes with that plot development.
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with a Wilford Brummley explanation on how Tom Cruise is helpin' out bt lowering Indie's blood pressure.
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They were only immortal as long as they stayed in the temple. Why do people always forget this? It is stated very clearly.
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in the late 50's I think
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Indy probably falls into the same trap that his father fell into by not exactly being there for him when he was a kid. Would make for some good conflict between Henry Jones III or whatever the hell his name's gonna be. Dolemite Jones?
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tie dyed and a hat with a bag full of weed in his pouch .... at a drum circle, "Dude, the Ark man, far out .... this dude, his face, like, melted man. Far out."It doesn't matter - I can't friggin' wait for this. Indiana Jones - no matter what type of slump Ford has been in - will rock. Do you think Speilberg will intentionally make a horrid movie? Yeah, some endings have been forced / too feely good good, but c'mon! Ol Stevie will come thru and make a great movie.I'm going out on a limb and saying I personally hope this is the start of a whole new trilogy with an older Indy. More cerebral then 2 fisted - with some serious 2 fisted action - but more more thinking man - I'd go for it.
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Seriously, goona watch some porn now.
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why not have him in South America with the Nazis who fled to South America after WWII? Not necessarily Boys from Brazil and not as geriatric as Apt Pupil, but something like that. At least they could have him run into Adolf Eichmann in Argentina or collaborating with the Israeli Mossad. Maybe Rommel picked up something in Northern Africa, transported to South America... could be fun.
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you know, this whole film is insanity. but I'm loving to bath in its anticipation. even though it is quickly followed by thoughts about the D-draft....and what could all go/have gone wrong.
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Apr 18, 2007 5:19:21 PM CDT
Yes, the cup couldn't cross the great seal or something
by iamjack'suserid
...like that. They both drank from it and the little sexy Nazi bitch tried to take it, and so it crossed the seal. NO ONE is immortal as a result. I think it made you immortal so that you could guard the cup forever.
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Mayan/Aztek artifact that when placed in a temple will give rise to a new Empire. That's it folks.
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and sound like a Talkbacker cliché but I don't like that title at all. It's really doesn't possess any energy. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, The Last Crusade ... they all sound like adventures, but City of Gods sounds so arty-farty and bland. I hope it's not the title It just doesn't fit.
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A young, and VERY virile 11-year-and-11-month-old boy sired a son on July 13th, 1942. The lad, known as Connery, named his newborn son "Indiana" ... after the dog.
That's right, folks. These two are just barely 12 years apart in age.
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why is there no explanation in the little inro where this official release look alike news sample is coming from?
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Which one will it be? Valhalla? Olympus? Teotihuacan? Jerusalem? Rio De Jainero? oops, wrong movie.
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Everyone is acting like this Queef Labeef is some second coming of James Dean, who is this shit head and why are we talking about him.
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Fitting.
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So I guess Shia is Indy and Marion's kid. Maybe she'll punch him in the face again. Or Shia will.
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Isn't that...uh...the same working title they used for "Last Crusade"? No one should get too excited, yet...
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Shia is his son, not even Karen Allen's involvement will be able to save this film. That's just something that God Himself couldn't make work. It would be so forced and contrived; but then again, so was Malcolm's PC adopted black daughter in The Lost World (also brought to us by Spielberg and Koepp, lo and behold). At any rate, the title isn't half bad and seeing Karen Allen and Indy together again on the big screen should be amazing, provided Shia is not their kid.
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also... John Rhys Davies' listing makes this look like a fake... this whole thing....is SO untrustworthy...
I'd have nothing against Harry posting his opinion on this film's state without any fake news attached. Or is this supposed to tease anybody?
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The title is kinda meh. Sounds like one of those crappy video game adaptations. Still think its an unnecessary move at this point, but I've been wrong before...... no, wait. I haven't.
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Yesh well, itsh going to be great getting back on the shcreen with Harrishon Ford, and to work with Shteven Shpeieberg and George Lucash, Itsh all shuch going to be shuch a great eksherinsh.
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Apr 18, 2007 5:40:55 PM CDT
INDIANA JONES AND THE INFERNAL MACHINE OF MAKING MONEY
by the artist fka vesuvio
Jr. fights the nazis that flew to Hollywood after the war. Namingly Mel Gibson.
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Shia Lebouf confirmed to play Mel Gibson.
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scenes is either Harrison, Shia or Connery? I'm not buying any of the three as swinging around on bullwhips and climbing under trucks.
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Online bootleg? Any other copies floating around?
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..is one of the most entertaining and near-perfect movies ever made. Still blows away 99% of the Hollywood blockbusters that come out every year. The sequels were fun and have some replay value, but Raiders rules all.
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Something along those lines.
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Yes?
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...but City of Gods sounds so arty-farty and bland...
I agree... as Homer Simpson said at the Springfield Chili Cook-Off, "Less artsy, more fartsy."
Anyway... If Indy was in his early to middle thirties in (about) 1935, then that would put this film in the mid 1960's. Maybe he can meet the Beatles when they land at JFK. -
yes, homemade Raiders is floating around on torrent sites. Not a great quality VHS rip, but loads of fun all the same.
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and be set in the slums of Rio.
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Indy Jr. And His Giant Robot -- Indy Jr., his asian buddy Hadji, Dr. Jones and Race Bannon (plus Bandit the racoon-eyed bulldog!) battle the giant robot that boy-genius Indy Jr. has BUILT WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS! Lucas! Robots!! Shia!!! CGI!!!! Geewillikers!!!!!
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It has to be. It's just too dull.
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Wait, this isn't the SNL talkback?
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there's no mention of Ray Winstone who we know is in this, and it confirms John Rhys-Davies and Karen Allen??? As someone pointed out the City Of Gods was the working title of the Last Crusade. I like the title myself, fits in with what we've already seen from Indy - but this I'm afraid is an over eagre fanboy at work. Treat with extreme caution I say.
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We have not come here to drink Ensure, Fraulein.
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you've scarred me for life.
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am I the only one who thinks Raiders never should have become a franchise? that Harrison Ford is impossible to even look at onscreen anymore?
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Yeah, I said it. Fake. There, I said it again. Next story?
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"Indiana Jones and the City of THE Gods", but that's just me.
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Indiana Jones and the Only Other Idea Lucas Once Had.
Indiana Jones and the Desperate Movie Comeback.
Indiana Jones and the Rape Of A Classic Trilogy.
Raiders Of The Shia LeBeouff Propaganda Campaign.
Indiana Jones and the Absolutely No Need For Another Indiana Jones.
Indiana Jones and the Bullshit 'Once great, Now Shit' Director Who Claims To Like Transformers Yet Allows Bay To Piss And Shit All Over It. -
...giant snakes,..
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.. that title is absolute cods-wallop! Just plain crap! I cannot believe for one second that that is the 'real' title for this motion picture. As the dear Mr Cedar-Room says, treat with extreme caution indeed. And of course Karen Allen must make a glorious return to the franchise. Hail Arrius!
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are derivative and not in a good way. Raiders is the most perfect action movie every made.
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Old-man Indiana, face like a bag of spanners, or a bulldog taking a shit. It's been years since Ford had a hit. Shia LeShitface, what a fucking disgrace, he musta sucked off Lucas and swallowed his pork pipe mucus, deep throat till he pukus. Karen Allen, now ass she could kick, she was so manly she had her own dick!
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Bald headed Indy becomes one with the universe and eats bark off the Shia tree.
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Just Kidding!!!
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i just hope it's something mysterious like the Ark of the Covenant, or something dark like the Temple of Doom, not something lame pussy quest like the Grail.
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....just watch how Lucas turns this into a CGI-overkill fannyfest just like he did with Star Wars. Remember kids, Episodes 1-3 NEVER HAPPENED. It was a dream, and a bad one at that. Now, go back to sleep...
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Apr 18, 2007 6:43:56 PM CDT
No, the perfect action film ever made is Under Siege 2!
by performingmonkey
You all know it, motherfucks!
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...Remember the alterations made to ET? Weell, if memory serves me correct Indy had a pistol and a whip!! Which means, you can expect Lucasberg to make damn sure he now only shoots people with a walkie talkie, and merely persuades people into doing stuff/dropping their weapon rather than use a nasty ol' whip!! Pussies.
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Under Seige 1 surely? It had Erika Eleniak's tits in it. Any action movie is instantly elevated to classic status if there are good, large naked tits on show. This DOES NOT include Gary Busey's blatant man-tits in Point Break.
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Didn't Lucas just say in an interview that he would like to keep the real title a secret until the release of the trailer around Thanksgiving?
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I had to.
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I mean hundredth
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Yeah, he did say that. But then he also told us that Star Wars Eps 1-3 were going to be good, that he cares about characters and stories, and emotional arc's and all that stuff. Didn't that turn out to be a load of ass-gas!? Lucas is full of shit.
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But Spielberg got Richard Attenborogh out of retirement for Jurassic Park and allegedly Connery is willing to do Indy 4 if he likes it. Yes he's only 12 years older than Ford but Ford can play a few years younger and Connery can play a few years older and you have a socially acceptable age of impregnation, especially for 1898 when it would have happened. Anyway, Connery in real life claims he lost his virginity at age 8 and look how it destroyed his life.
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Sean Connery lost his virginity at age 8 to a set of bagpipes. I know, because I recently heard that the bagpipes are back in rehab again.
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mark my words.
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. . . not snakes, not rats, hmmmmm, how 'bout pigeons?
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As long as he saya 'Jun-yooor' at least once, it's okay.
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Until proven otherwise. Thanks for the non-news, Harry.
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The script was in development hell for 10 years and that's the best they can come up with ?
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Until proven otherwise. Thanks for the non-news, Harry.
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Sticking with tedious father and son theme then, here's a plot for Indy 5. Indy (and...yawn...son), must go on the hunt for Connery's characters bones. Reason being, they somehow hold the cure for Indy Sr's impotence, and they'd rather get them back before Belloc skullfucks the hell out of them.
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I am so excited at the prospect at another Indiana... BUT.. I am soo afraid this will go the way of the Phantom Menace...AND I don't see Shia as a Jones Family member... But hey.. maybe they will surprise me.. at this point I am convinced Lucas should hang up HIS hat...
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...and haven't seen Shogun (1980), he's pretty much doing the same character and he's great, along with the whole movie. It's the part that got him cast in Raiders and Spielberg wanted the same character basically.
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Horizontal Boosters?!?
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They traded Rhy-Davies for LeBeouf? What the fuck is that? Obviously it's a play by Spielberg to shove LeBeouf in our collective faces. I thought Spielberg was above shit like that. I guess not. So here's a little something for you Mr. Spielberg if you're reading this: First of all you're one of the all time great directors. But I think with all the fame and accomplishment you have become somewhat arrogant towards the very people (us) who put you on the map to begin with. Now with this stunt casting, it just doesn't seem like something an accomplished director would do but here you are, shoving it in our faces in an attempt to make a career that isn't going to happen. Why? Because just looking at Shia LeBeouf, he just doesn't say leading man or alpha-male to me. He might have some acting chops but he suffers from the Leo DiCaprio syndrome, he looks like he's 10 even at 30. I know you're not used to hearing no but that's what we're saying. Please don't do this. Have at least have SOME respect for your core audience. Other than that, much luck with the new Indy.
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"But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality."
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That title, company info, location and start date have been in circulation on production materials for a couple of weeks. And it's been in Below the Line listings. But that casting and logline is new and quite possibly fabricated. And apparently Connery is not yet convinced to return.
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Nothing about its source? No context? Why should that be anything factual?
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No one that old ever survives the movie, even comedies. He will spend the rest of his years dying many times on screen in various ways, but mostly peacefully.
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something new and exciting. The way Raiders was in 1981. http://tinyurl.com/yqs5uz
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might i be the next in line to call shenanigans on this. BULLSHIT!!! this movie will never be made!!!!
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Heard John Rhys Davies speak on the weekend. He said a categorical NO to questions of whether he was going to be in Indy IV.
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Hey, Harry. Ever heard of a SOURCE!?
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The City of the Gods? I'd say even the Disneyland ride title sounds better (Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye). Heck, just turn THAT into a movie along with Jungle Cruise, Pirates, and Haunted Mansion.
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And by all means, I do not condone the Jungle Cruise movie.
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Apr 18, 2007 8:38:10 PM CDT
Indiana Jones and The Search for Andy Roddick's Finger
by dr gregory house
Tagline: Does it still smell like Mandy Moore or just ass?
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and i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say if indy's not fighting nazis, it's not worth it. end of story.
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Nazis... I hate these guys.
Indiana Jones either fights Nazis or South Americans in thongs. Anything else, and he's not Indy.
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see subject
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We already have your son, Doctor Jones. He's the archaeologist that's gone missing.
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Even those old, fucked up Babylonian dudes.
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I fucked it up, didn't I?
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My punctuation sucks.
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That was the title of the Darabont (sp?) script wasn't it? Therefore it's probably not the title of the Koepp scripted movie they're shooting.
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suppose Indy has to get back the golden head thing he stole in the beginning of Raiders-and restore it to the natives, because they are the guardians of some unholy evil, and, you know, it's not right to steal from indigineous peoples, and Indy is no longer a simple grave-robber, but the savior of mankind from the nazis...blah, blah blah. I bet there will be rampant political correctness in this thing.
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This story doesn't even sound post-worthy any more.
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The City of Gods sounds a little awkward, but maybe it just takes some getting used to. That's the only thing I dislike about it, though, otherwise, perfectly fine, interesting title. Better than "Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones" or something anyway.
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Shia will play Young Indy in a series of flashbacks that intersperse with Older Indy's story arc. That's all I can say.
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Not a freakin' chance...
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Somethin'....
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Isn't this like at least 15 years too late? Who wants to see Ford hobble around as a 65-year-old Indy? Adding the annoying Shia LeBeef is no draw either, and I do wonder why Cate Blanchett is taking the money and running with this one. All in all, really uninvolving. It may make money, but I don't know who the hell it's going to be marketed to -- Ford isn't a boomer, he's old enough to be the grandpa of the coveted 18-to-24 year old demographic -- who's going to see this film? Star Wars fanboys?
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...generally capitalize company names and/or get the spelling right? Not that this is a press release. Er, "archaeologist."
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Yes, the Star Wars fanboys will see it.
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Indy meets up with Marion, Willie Scott and the corpse of the dead Nazi chick for some freaky lovin' at the nursing home.
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I'll remain intensely skeptical until I'm given a reason not to be, one of which so far doesn't exist. in fact quite the opposite. Lucas is completely and utterly devoid of vision and talent. Spielberg does dramas now far better than the pandering genre films he makes. ANd if Indiana Jones has a son the movie automatically sucks. And also if harry is excited its usually a terrible sign considering what an ass kissing, tasteless, bafoon he is and insists on reminding us of every day.
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I'll remain intensely skeptical until I'm given a reason not to be, one of which so far doesn't exist. in fact quite the opposite. Lucas is completely and utterly devoid of vision and talent. Spielberg does dramas now far better than the pandering genre films he makes. ANd if Indiana Jones has a son the movie automatically sucks. And also if harry is excited its usually a terrible sign considering what an ass kissing, tasteless, bafoon he is and insists on reminding us of every day.
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Los Angeles = City of Angels. It's a witty working title. Enough said.
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What? Oh, you say it's "THE CITY OF GODS"? Dammit, Calista, lemme adjust my hearing aid...
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If there is any series re-visited over the years that I would hope we would all be just frickin' rooting for, it would be Indiana Jones.
Yes, they are older, yes Lucas, yes Spielberg. But aren't you excited something new is even gonna happen? Perhaps not... and that is ok.
But let me leave one thought in the naysayers' minds: They denied a lot of scripts, insisted on perfection, and would not settle for anything less than the magic that made all parties satisfied. THAT WORK being notedly done - is what gives me warm confidence in them. -
that's it
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I'm just hoping that casting is correct.
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a son or daughter that died and shia is the grandson he never knew. or something like that.
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I need more solid confirmation before I believe any of this, but if Karen Allen is in this, I just gained a lot more confidence in this film.
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gonna be good
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I'm sorry, (I'm sold, don't get me wrong), but I'm apprehensive of this film and still don't think it's a good idea. Ford needs the box office and Lucas need the cred, but Spielberg? As long as he's doing it for the right reasons.Riding off into the sunset at the end of Last Crusade was the perfect way to end the series. I hope I end up pleasantly surprised.
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I think Steven has been drinking from the same well that George gulped up. Last time I saw queef, he crashed his viper on some backwater planet with only a cylon as his friend. Then col. Sanders and Darth Helmet beamed down and gave him a gun loaded with blanks so he couldnt do himself in before being forced to watch Galactica 1980 over and over again until spielberg rescued him and decided that Harrison Ford needed a sidekick cause Ford can't carry a movie and his geritol at the same time. (I drank from the well too)
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Colour me excited!
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I for one have missed seeing Ms. Allen grace the silver screen. I hope it's true...
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Something you read on the Internet? Harry, you don't actually state what it is that we are actually looking at.
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Yeah, WTF? It doesn't even pretend to have a reputable source (i.e., my roommate's cousin's friend who makes Harrison's Starbucks runs) and, of course, the lack of capitalization and competent typing skills. More run-of-the-mill fanboy BS, looks to me. *yawn*
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This site doesn't bother actually verifying things any more. They are so desperate o have any sort of scoop they will print anything without any type of verification. This could have come from a my-space somewhere - doesn't mean a damn thing. That said, Karen Allen better be in this movie.
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Surely they would have put Lucas' and Spielberg's name in capital letters?
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Apr 19, 2007 3:03:34 AM CDT
Indiana Jones and the Quest to Resurrect Ford's Career
by kwisatzhaderach
You know it's true. What was the last good film this guy made? Clear and Present Danger?
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Indy and his pop drank at the end of Last Crusade. They'll live forever unless hit by a silver Nazi shruiken
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Am I a horrible racist? He sounds like a gay Iraqi bodybuilder.
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Damn you Michael Bay
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I mean it's bad enough that they kept taunting and teasing the public with the prospect of a new sequel for DECADES. But now they add crap-actor Labeouf, and remove Rhys-Davies?? If they wanted a younger character in the film, they SHOULD have gotten Jonathan Ke Quan to reprise his role! At least THAT would balance out the absence of Sallah. Now they're just making the whole film into an uphill climb, and risk turning this into another Transformers.... IJINO. (Did I say it first??)
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If you hadn't seen it already... http://tinyurl.com/378gnj
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and Tom Selleck will cameo.
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And so is Henry. They will both live forever now. In fact they have grown backwards Mork-like because of the power of the grail, and Shia LeBoff is playing their grandad.
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WHY IS HE NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS? WHY? TELL ME?! BAD DATES!
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but I hope to (City of) God(s) that it turns out okay. Crossing fingers...
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They are not dumb enough to be using a title that's already taken, and a movie that has a sequel coming out at Cannes (City of Men). What more, anyone who actually considers Jerusalem a holy city from any of the Abrahamic religions would find the pluralizing of "God" highly offensive. They'll do better than that.
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It's just one of those wierd cases were ten plus ten equals zero.
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Mr White from Casino Royale (Jesper Christensen) would make a good replacement for Marcus Brody.
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How many fake title will we have this time....*sigh*
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you know, i just whipped out my boxed set the other day and i gotta tell you, watching 'TOD' has become almost painful - whereas 'raiders' and, to a lesser extent, 'crusade' remain as fresh and sassy as they day they were born. MAN 'doom' was a bad movie. for a lot of reasons. but i bet it would have been a skosh better if there were some nazis in there! just a few. he could have even thrown some in to the song-and-dance number in the beginning and we would have been satisfied.
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that is all
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is that any time Sean Connery says "City of Gods" in the movie, it'll come out "Shitty of Gotsch."If Marian is the mother of "Indy Jr." his name really ought to be Abner Jones. How could it not be? Abner was Indy's mentor. Indy girl who most inspired me to want to choke my monkey as a preteen: Kate Capshaw
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...then that means Connery at the LEAST is in his mid-80s let's say. He's going to be like fuckin' Bilbo in Return of the King - all senile and shit. Ha!
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Although I wouldn't mind watching them both make out with each other. But that would be a different movie.
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...she and Ford had great on-screen chemistry; plus it's cool for nostagia's sake and the association with the first and best of the series that her character will bring to the final installment.
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Karen Allen was in some ero-romance movie called "Until September" a year or two after Raiders. Mostly, the movie featured her getting nailed. Now, if only Capshaw had done some stuff like that. I'm gonna send Jessica Biehl back to 1984 in the replign with instructions to get it on with her, and other females on my list of who was hot then.
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jeez, harrison, you're supposed to be han solo and indy!
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Made me very happy when it came on cable. It was just so tedious sitting through the parts where Karen Allen wasn't naked. But it was worth it. Still, if she had been in Temple of Doom and french kissed Kate Capshaw, that movie would have been even better.
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And find a way to send Old Indy back into time to help Young Indy get the Ark of the Covenant.
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It's gonna be an awesome movie. Bless you, Michael Bay!
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Good thing he's got a mechanized chair-lift. (Seriously though, I'm looking forward to this.)
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Apr 19, 2007 3:02:35 PM CDT
Indy IV: Shia Takes on the Shia in the Sunni triangle!
by darfurontherocks
I can't wait...
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Is an ass raping idiot that I'd punch in the face if I saw him on the street. Thanks for pissing all over the greatest franchise ever, jackass, now you're going to go ahead and do the same thing with the greatest action movie of all time (Raiders). I guarantee the final scene will be Shia in a costume that is much too big for him stumbling forward like Frankenstein before holding out his arms and yelling, "NOOOOOO!" Oh, and there will be Ewoks all over.
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Earl Dittman - Wireless Magazine
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Argentina had lots of Nazi's in the 1960's. Reuniting Marion to save their son off on some damn fool adventure is great. Hope they avoid the obligatory age references. Danny Glover says he's getting tool old for this shit the way Christopher Walken works a little dancing into every movie.
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seriously shia fucking sucks at acting. Its almost painful to watch him scrunching his face in agony as though he were taking a dump and not really expressing any kind of fucking emotion. Since when did actors take pay cheques for not being able to act? Shia LaBarf!! LISTEN UP!! take some fucking acting lessons, grow up a bit, and learn to actually emote and express what your feeling on screen without overdoing it and hamming it up... i've seen better acting in a fucking grade 1 school play.
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Mayan Apocalypse.
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...for not being able to act?" -- Longer than you've been talking out of your ass, wolvenom.
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See? I told you guys that Cate Blanchett was going to play the bad guy (girl).
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...this cast list is incorrect, the movie title is just the standard working title for Indiana Jones movies, and there's no source listed?
All that's missing is for Drew to come into the talkback and whine about how he already knew all of that and we're not telling him anything he doesn't know already.
This is the most laughable story since the Galacticloud one.
If this site still had it's balls (which it lost in about 1997), it would be full of stories about whether or not John Carpenter is still a chronic alchoholic. Sad times, sad times. -
You can't just post that without any hint of your source.
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Is proof that you can be irritating, shrill, useless and abusive but as long as you've got a nice rack everybody will put up with it.Jennifer Love Hewitt must have seen Kate as a young girl and set her mind to grow up to follow in her footsteps.
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sorry Harry, I love you, you know that, but this movie will blow. no question. lucas and spielburg are not capable of making a good indy movie. even if the title is fake and/or the source is a fraud the movie itself, from a conceptual point of view, will be awful. lucas hasn't made a good movie since 1978 (date esb filmed) and spielberg is too busy raising money for hillary to do a good job.
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just to come and punch Shia LaBeouf.
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Nuff said.
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judging by Shia's hair on snl this past saturday, looks more like a mini Indy than his son...and I guarantee all of you that we WILL see a cgi indy action sequence ala the shitty Christopher Lee shenanigans of star wars...go digital Harrison Ford face!!!
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Part of me is offended, while another part of me is laughing his head off.
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Most of me is offended and I'm the one who said it. Call it TalkBack Tourettes.
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...considering the average age of the cast involved, and everything.
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Awful title, Cate Blanchett, Shia LeBoeuf . . . It's shaping up to be a real disaster. All Spielberg needs to do now is find guest roles for Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller to drive that final nail into the coffin. What a shame.
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That's what you meant, I guess.
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Find a way to work Robin Williams & John Lithgow into the script and you've got a KILLER movie! lol
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same meaning as CITY OF GODS but more kick arse and mystical
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Here's the latest production meeting;
"Blue Screen...Blue Screen...Cheesy
little bit of set and oh...Harrison!"
It's Up to Spielberg to control the Emperor on this one. -
I don't think Capshaw was especially well endowed upstairs, but she was a great-looking girl with an absolutely splendid caboose. I still hate the "Anything Goes" musical number from Doom, but I like that dress she wore and the way it plunged down her back to her asscrack. I needs me some of that--I'd like to invade her Pankot Palace.
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Check this out. Darabont is upset over his script getting rejected and blames only Lucas. Let the George bashing commence... http://tinyurl.com/32268n
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I hope there's at least a great new John WIlliams score to come out of Indy IV. I'm not excited by the whole "Shia" casting-regardless of his role. And the mere fact that this is "new" film with an old Indy doesn't enthuse me the same way a new Indy film might have if today was April 1992 or 1993. But if there's another good John Williams score in it, maybe it'll be worth it. Been a long time since I first bought that Last Crusade score and I wouldn't mind adding a fourth disc to my Indy collection.....
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We all know Lucas is crazy, stubborn and hell-bent on fucking up the properties that once had him hailed as a "master" of filmmaking. But Darabont whining about it is rather unbecoming of him. I'm sure he wanted to be the guy behind the new Indy script, but sometimes shit happens. Now, if he worked on it that long for spec, then I see why he's pissed, but he's also been in the business long enough to not do anything that stupid. I hope.
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maybe around late-Fall we'll hear something
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Maybe I should pose this question to Scorekeeper?
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hell-bent on destroying earth. That's right Indy, you can't Facemelt a cloud who has NO FACE!" (cue evil cackle)
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or that he has a vagina face or that he has flames on his chest or nipples on his Indy-shirt or that he wears a "gotta shit" mask or that he has a car/sidekick that talks only in radio songs or that he's too Venomy.
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While I wouldn't put it past Lucas to not know a good script when he sees it, I just don't see Spielberg rolling over for Lucas so easily if he liked the script as much as Darabont seems to think he did. GL may be the producer, but I can't picture him saying, "Whatever you say, George." The article also doesn't mention what Harrison Ford thought of the script.
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But she sure makes for nice eye candy. And you think Spielberg cared about her performance on film as long as he got his own private performance? Incidentally, she's still looking pretty good for someone over 50...
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out the ineptitude that is GL, but one never knows...
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just posted at least twice to keep the streak alive...
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at end of Ep. 3.
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This sounds promising. I really hope it deals with stuff like advanced antediluvian civilizations like Atlantis etc. Throw in a dash of "Chariots of the Gods" style ancient alien visitations concepts and this will be cool... (better than yet another hunt for a religious artefact, anyway.)
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Dear God... please let there not be another "shirtless Indy" scene in the new movie. There comes an age when people just don't want to see you without clothes anymore.... lol
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My fav "BC" moment (as referenced in Family Guy): CAVEMAN 1 Hey, what's up with Juan over there by himself? CAVEMAN 2 Well, it takes Juan to know Juan. Insert of STEWIE GRIFFIN pops into screen. STEWIE hahahahahahahahaha!
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well, BadMath2-ElectricMath, I may just do that. I know a little Rachy, but have never made a concerted effor to give his stuff a listen. As for WIlliams taking alot of his cues from him (there's a number which also sound alot like Tchaikovsky), they say the best get that way by patchworking from all the other bests.
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Now, I'm just trying to keep Indy going.
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I would like to think Lucas knows what he's doing, but seeing what happened with the Star Wars prequels really has me second guessing him. I don't know how quickly Steven would defer to him over the script, but perhaps there's a difference of opinion between Darabont and SS over Darabont's script. SS might have really liked it, but who know what came out of the conversation he had with Lucas over it. I'll be curious to hear about the Darabont script one day after "they" can talk about it. Wonder if Koepp and the Cobra Kais will try to beat up whiny old Darabont after the school dance this year? Yeah, I just threw out a Karate Kid ref.
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..dressed like a fucking shower for a school dance?? OF COURSE he deserved to get his ass kicked.
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but I like that. I like that.
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though I've seen "John Titor's grandson" show up every now and then on some TBs. Speaking of the repligin, I've not seen your TB handle before. But if you know of the repligin, you can't be new. I know Deus is still around and Abom got a new handle. What's your f/k/a?
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the info posted atop this TB looks like anyone could have typed it up and sent it in. How about a little context, Harold????
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I mean, either one would have been more relevant/anticipated 10 years ago more so than now.
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Both have a "gotta shit" factor, but only Indy IV can have it releived via Metamucil. Metamucil, the laxative recommended by 4 out of 5 geriatric Ark Finders!
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Shia LaBarf in TINO and Indy IV or Galactus being represented by a "giant cloud"? Sigh...."the horror!"
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When Rick Moranis (as Vinz Klortho) tells Egon and Janine about Gozer and how he/she came as a giant moving "slore" (or whatever he says in that part of the film). Somehow I always pictured that to be a gigantic destructive storm.
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Go get her, Thing!
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yeah....that makes sense.
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longer.
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SCHEDULED to start in June. If tha ain't news, then this ain't Ain't It Cool. Until next week, folks. I'm Finky089, out.
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That's probably what Indy is going to look like. Gasping and wheezing and struggling to get across the screen. Or Charles Bronson in Death Wish 3, where he could barely run down a street without getting winded. Or Sean Connery in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, where they had to cut to a stuntman everytime he did any fighting.
The more I think about it, the less enamored I am with the idea of a fourth Indy movie. It'll probably be embarrassing for all of us. Maybe they should just have Harrison reminesce or be in framing scenes and have a younger Indy perform the action. -
Hitler searched for it... "Agartha is one of the most common names cited for the society of underground dwellers. Shamballa (also known as Shambalah) is sometimes said to be its capital city [1]. The mythical paradise of Shamballa is known under many different names: It has been called the Forbidden Land, the Land of White Waters, the Land of Radiant Spirits, the Land of Living Fire, the Land of the Living Gods and the Land of Wonders. Hindus have known it as Aryavartha, the land from which the Vedas come; the Chinese as Hsi Tien, the Western Paradise of Hsi Wang Mu, the Royal Mother of the West; the Russian Old Believers, a nineteenth-century Christian sect, knew it as Belovodye and the Kirghiz people as Janaidar. But throughout Asia it is best known by its Sanskrit name, Shambhala, meaning 'the place of peace, of tranquillity.'
While once a popular concept, in the last century little serious attention has been paid to these conjectures (with the possibly apocryphal exception of Adolf Hitler), and the theory is not supported by modern science. The idea of subterranean worlds may have been inspired by ancient religious beliefs in Hades, Sheol, and Hell. Ferdynand Antoni Ossendowski's 1920 book Beasts, Men, and Gods also discusses Agartha." -
See, they could have come up with a worse title. . .Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones. . .Indiana Jones and the Two Towers. . .Indiana Jones and the Passion of the Christ. Indiana Jones Resurrection, Indiana Jones and the Exorcism of Emily Rose. . .I could go on. . .but I won't
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This is so scary. We'll watch this and we'll think its great for about a week cos' it looks the same, sounds the same and feels the same. But y'know what? It ain't gonne be the same. The moment Ford looks up from under his hat and he's got his fucking "I'm too good for this shit" grimace on his face that he now wears in every film, instead of the charming, funny, rogueish grin we all want him to wear we're all fucked. Remember what everyone now thinks about The Phantom Menace? Well, times that by Steven Seagal's chins, and sir, you have yourself a slice of shit pie that heartbreak most of us but make gergillions at the Box Office. Bang.
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but got rid of it when I had my hair cut into a "Rod".
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I reckon that this is why they took ages to settle on the script, Connery hasn't publicly decided, and pretty lips Shia didn't want to say he was doing it. And why all the old chicks have been bandied around.
And why he REALLY doesn't like snakes. -
Will it really 'mighty my penis'? The villain is supposedly played by that Alex Trebek. Sean Connery plays a larger role in this picture than he did in Last Crusade.
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Yay?
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Hehehehehe
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is there an echo?
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Echo?
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Move along.
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there is not try.
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like a rapist
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