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‘I Won’t
Do That!!’
24 6.18!!

I am – Hercules!!

“You give me the component, I give you Audrey!! You refuse, I kill her!!”

“I promise you I’m going to get you out of there!!”

“I’m asking for your resignation!!”

“Mr. President, I refuse!!”

“I want you to authorize a field operation to save Audrey Raines!!”

“You’re asking me to sign off on a probable suicide mission!!”

“Mr. President, You Owe Me!!”

“Stand down, Jack!!”

“I won’t do that!!”

“I won’t say it again!! Take Your Shot!! Now!!”



TV Guide says:

Jack risks sparking an international incident when he launches a rescue mission, with a little clandestine help from Chloe. Lisa Miller: Kari Matchett.

What is TV Guide not telling us? “Dr. Robert Hume” has the rumored spoilers TV Guide wouldn’t couldn’t shouldn’t tell you about.

-Jack gets the circuit board that the Chinese guy wants in exchange for Audrey. But Ricky catches him!

--Jack convinces CTU that they should let him go through with his plan to fake out the Chinese and, because it's motherfuckin' Jack Bauer, they of course agree.

-Palmer finds out about the VP's plan to commit perjury in order to regain the presidency. He asks the VP to resign. In other news, the VP and his sultry blonde assistant are getting it on! Nice one, Powers Boothe!

-Palmer gives a press conference to tell the US that the bombs are safe and that everything's cool. Only... everything isn't cool! He starts bumbling names and
answers and then collapses! The VP tucks that resignation letter back in his jacket and retakes the presidency!

-Upon being told of Bauer's Chinese gambit, rather than risk WWIII for the 87th time today, the VP tells them to call off the mission.

-Bauer, of course, is having none of it. He pulls a gun on Ricky and kicks him out of the car. Bauer takes off! He's dealing with the Chinese whether you like it or not! Maybe we can still make this WWIII thing happen after all! Dink... dank... dink... dank...

Next week?

Karen Hayes fires Bill Buchanan and Nadia Nassir takes over CTU!!

“Drive”: 8 p.m. Monday. Fox.
“24”: 9 p.m. Monday. Fox.








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eek!
by Don Lockwood
Apr 16th, 2007
12:35:09 AM
And now for something of substance..
by Don Lockwood
Apr 16th, 2007
12:37:56 AM
Kim Raver is
by EdRyder
Apr 16th, 2007
12:43:38 AM
Don't read the spoilers!!! Dammit !! (no spoilers)
by Mogwai Democracy
Apr 16th, 2007
12:43:54 AM
Meatloaf Trebek: "Would you do anything for love?"
by Mullah Omar
Apr 16th, 2007
12:46:09 AM
Isn't china already a nuclear power
by p p
Apr 16th, 2007
01:00:01 AM
UGH, just cancel this show already.
by jimmy_009
Apr 16th, 2007
01:00:21 AM
jimmy_009
by p p
Apr 16th, 2007
01:10:50 AM
p p, you're right on the money!
by HellKing
Apr 16th, 2007
01:13:26 AM
If what I read about Audrey is true....
by seanny_d
Apr 16th, 2007
01:20:13 AM
Jack is faster than fire!
by kinanswer
Apr 16th, 2007
01:28:14 AM
Her series died
by Purgatori
Apr 16th, 2007
01:29:18 AM
Damn it Mullah Omar..
by polyh3dron
Apr 16th, 2007
01:34:03 AM
Audrey does have some nice legs, though
by chromedome
Apr 16th, 2007
02:03:34 AM
In other news...the HULK IS ED NORTON!
by LordEnigma
Apr 16th, 2007
04:19:09 AM
Actually...
by LordEnigma
Apr 16th, 2007
04:23:43 AM
Well...
by NudeandAroused
Apr 16th, 2007
06:05:07 AM
Robert Hume is...
by ElPaw
Apr 16th, 2007
06:15:11 AM
I would do anything for love...
by BeeDub
Apr 16th, 2007
06:18:28 AM
let's hope this ep is as good as last week's...
by just pillow talk
Apr 16th, 2007
06:32:07 AM
Jack kills Meat Loaf?????
by Green Arrow
Apr 16th, 2007
06:41:45 AM
GO AWAY DR. HUME!
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
07:13:00 AM
Lord Enigma...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 16th, 2007
07:38:26 AM
Jack and Audrey can see Paradise by the Dashboard Light
by Pound Sand
Apr 16th, 2007
07:53:55 AM
As long as we can see...
by biggles2_22
Apr 16th, 2007
07:55:49 AM
If he won't do it - I will, for a fiver.
by Azazyel
Apr 16th, 2007
08:06:43 AM
Oh well, 2 Outta 3 Ain't Bad.
by biggles2_22
Apr 16th, 2007
08:29:00 AM
CHILDREN OF FUCKING BAUER!!!
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 16th, 2007
08:30:23 AM
Jack Bauer Is
by The Ender Smites Foes
Apr 16th, 2007
08:50:48 AM
Yes, Ender Smites Foes
by Garbageman33
Apr 16th, 2007
09:17:21 AM
When is Herc going to figure out the
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
09:31:11 AM
Mori...
by Shermdawg
Apr 16th, 2007
09:46:26 AM
And regarding last week's 24...
by Shermdawg
Apr 16th, 2007
09:53:52 AM
You guys are fucked in the head.
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
09:55:55 AM
24 Jumps the Shark every season...
by howardroark
Apr 16th, 2007
10:12:58 AM
Dustin Diamond
by roundhoward
Apr 16th, 2007
10:17:49 AM
So I didn't read the invisotext
by areynol2
Apr 16th, 2007
10:22:16 AM
When are we going to see...
by solarangel
Apr 16th, 2007
10:23:27 AM
How was day 4 and 5 worse than 3?
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
10:25:01 AM
Invisotext --
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
10:41:09 AM
Season 3 hate
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 16th, 2007
10:41:54 AM
zombie tony almeida
by lopan
Apr 16th, 2007
10:42:26 AM
pwnedbystallone
by lopan
Apr 16th, 2007
10:44:13 AM
You KNOW they wouldn't go there....
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2007
10:53:35 AM
awwww...
by bralli
Apr 16th, 2007
11:09:35 AM
What's with the Hate?
by Mooly
Apr 16th, 2007
11:12:55 AM
It is stupid
by b-rock
Apr 16th, 2007
11:32:04 AM
*Sticks fingers in his ears* la la Can't hear you Hume
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 16th, 2007
12:53:17 PM
Clearly, the Cougar marked the shark jump....
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2007
12:56:03 PM
At the very least, kudos to this season
by themikejonas
Apr 16th, 2007
01:12:16 PM
anyone who uses the phrase
by ZO
Apr 16th, 2007
01:49:56 PM
Episodes with a majority of Jack scenes
by Darth_Gonz
Apr 16th, 2007
02:19:15 PM
ED NORTON IS CHINESE
by Ashok0
Apr 16th, 2007
02:19:25 PM
Did "24" jump the cougar?
by Ashok0
Apr 16th, 2007
02:20:43 PM
Ashok0, I agree.
by Darth_Gonz
Apr 16th, 2007
02:24:55 PM
Yeah. Move him out of LA...
by glodene
Apr 16th, 2007
02:29:05 PM
Spoonie
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 16th, 2007
02:32:14 PM
ED NORTON
by isildur29
Apr 16th, 2007
03:00:38 PM
isildur29
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
03:17:35 PM
24: Chicago
by uss cygnus
Apr 16th, 2007
03:22:25 PM
This show knocks my socks off.
by Cotton McKnight
Apr 16th, 2007
03:25:16 PM
I think season 4 is the worst in some ways
by Cotton McKnight
Apr 16th, 2007
03:28:13 PM
OFF-TOPIC: IS AUDREY RUNNING IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY?
by Pound Sand
Apr 16th, 2007
04:28:34 PM
5 to 1
by The Ender Smites Foes
Apr 16th, 2007
04:36:36 PM
Season 3 or 4
by NudeandAroused
Apr 16th, 2007
05:01:56 PM
What didn't make sense about season 4?
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
05:37:40 PM
Audrey DOES have some huge Carly Simon-esque teeth
by Darth_Gonz
Apr 16th, 2007
05:43:29 PM
Behroooooz is
by ElPaw
Apr 16th, 2007
05:47:56 PM
Logan's dead, you fools
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
05:59:23 PM
isildur29, you ignorant slut
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
06:01:10 PM
The last 5 minutes were eyepopping...
by Pennsy
Apr 16th, 2007
06:21:47 PM
Irrefutable Facts About 24's Jack Bauer
by REDD
Apr 16th, 2007
07:24:56 PM
IMDB cast spoiler for the finale --
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
08:02:04 PM
Anybody else watching this
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
08:03:29 PM
Meestaw Bawa...
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
08:06:17 PM
Yes jimbojones123, because IMDB is always so accurate
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
08:09:10 PM
Meestaw Bawa...
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
08:10:40 PM
I Dunno
by jimbojones123
Apr 16th, 2007
08:12:01 PM
I'm sorry, jimbojones123 I read that wrong
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
08:12:24 PM
THE SAC IS BACK!
by Monkey Man Zero
Apr 16th, 2007
08:40:50 PM
Jack Sac
by digitalcos
Apr 16th, 2007
08:42:09 PM
Was Wayne Palmer doing a Chevy Chase Impression?
by tonagan
Apr 16th, 2007
08:46:35 PM
yeah, Palmer fainting was pretty funny...
by eppdude
Apr 16th, 2007
08:47:37 PM
Ha! Ricky Spoons got pwned!
by I Dunno
Apr 16th, 2007
08:59:21 PM
All hail President Tolliver!
by mr_macphisto
Apr 16th, 2007
08:59:39 PM
Will Palmer and Logan Share A Hospital Room?
by tonagan
Apr 16th, 2007
09:01:59 PM
THE JACK SACK IS BACK!!!!!!!
by YackBacker
Apr 16th, 2007
09:03:26 PM
So next week
by areynol2
Apr 16th, 2007
09:06:27 PM
The Way 24 Stereotypes the Chinese
by Flynn Diesel
Apr 16th, 2007
09:31:14 PM
Chloe needs to learn to say "no" to Jack already
by SPECTRE Agent
Apr 16th, 2007
09:37:36 PM
So...Does Jack Blow Up?!!
by Cheif Brody
Apr 16th, 2007
09:48:34 PM
he just wants he revenge
by movienick07
Apr 16th, 2007
10:02:07 PM
true
by isildur29
Apr 16th, 2007
10:16:20 PM
isildur29
by mr_macphisto
Apr 16th, 2007
10:22:10 PM
DON'T!
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Apr 16th, 2007
10:58:32 PM
this has been an ON year
by naked_mandy
Apr 16th, 2007
11:45:18 PM
Palmer's STUPID
by lordgrimplemort
Apr 16th, 2007
11:49:28 PM
REDD!
by chromedome
Apr 17th, 2007
12:37:03 AM
Oh, and also...
by mr_macphisto
Apr 17th, 2007
12:38:54 AM
The Sac is Back!
by chromedome
Apr 17th, 2007
12:39:28 AM
VIVA LA SACK!
by LordEnigma
Apr 17th, 2007
01:03:50 AM
Oh yeah Mr. McWeeney
by LordEnigma
Apr 17th, 2007
01:06:58 AM
one of the finest 24 episode ever
by Evil Hobbit
Apr 17th, 2007
03:12:33 AM
We have a situation in the White House.
by The Selecter
Apr 17th, 2007
03:48:53 AM
DIZZAM!
by Hacksaw Jim Thuggin
Apr 17th, 2007
04:28:15 AM
Hold the fuck on...
by LordEnigma
Apr 17th, 2007
04:31:17 AM
REDD You Shameless Plagiarist!
by Gandhi and Jack Bauer with a little help from Tom Hanks
Apr 17th, 2007
06:18:41 AM
nice tb name...Tom is a good guy
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
07:03:43 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT AUDRY?
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
07:14:31 AM
OH, If ONE -- Just ONE agent dies --
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
07:16:20 AM
she has a horse face
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
07:18:01 AM
just pillow talk
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
07:26:42 AM
oh no, I'm not saying that the U.S. gov't should do
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
07:39:01 AM
next season
by fireclown
Apr 17th, 2007
07:39:25 AM
Russia, Schmussia....
by Mindworm22
Apr 17th, 2007
07:41:23 AM
It was
by fireclown
Apr 17th, 2007
07:42:07 AM
yeah, you get twinkies
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
07:43:49 AM
you give me the circuit board...
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
07:48:52 AM
Just Pillow Talk: I DO like
by fireclown
Apr 17th, 2007
07:59:11 AM
So, am I right in thinking that Powers VP is
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
08:13:34 AM
Those manattees are still writing this, aren't they?
by ElPaw
Apr 17th, 2007
08:20:54 AM
it's the 3-point shootout ElPaw...
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
08:32:50 AM
Is this the beginning of Jack spinning out of control
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
08:46:37 AM
Think how bad the 24 talkback will be
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
08:49:11 AM
I disagree, I'm siding with Jack...
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
08:53:43 AM
Next week's teaser from Dr. Hume
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
08:54:03 AM
just pillow talk -- IT IS ON!!!!
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
08:55:53 AM
YES!!
by skydemon
Apr 17th, 2007
09:40:52 AM
How many times has Daniels taken over now
by ElPaw
Apr 17th, 2007
09:45:25 AM
Am I the only person
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
10:00:42 AM
ElPaw
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
10:02:22 AM
Oh great, we're back to the shitty...
by Pdorwick
Apr 17th, 2007
10:36:07 AM
Same thing happened on "Dave"
by billfro
Apr 17th, 2007
10:40:12 AM
How would the Russians know?
by _Maltheus_
Apr 17th, 2007
10:51:20 AM
jimbojones123 - you'll need more guys
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
10:54:40 AM
the circuit board provides the secret as to how
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
10:56:46 AM
_Maltheus_
by biggles2_22
Apr 17th, 2007
11:16:37 AM
there are some shows that should not be made
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
12:37:38 PM
I Agree About Daniels
by The Ender Smites Foes
Apr 17th, 2007
01:42:21 PM
At the beginnig of the season
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
01:59:18 PM
hmmm...perhaps Brandon Lee rises from the dead
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
02:09:13 PM
jimbo
by areynol2
Apr 17th, 2007
02:18:06 PM
The Crow was so deep --
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
02:21:04 PM
Prior to this day
by ElPaw
Apr 17th, 2007
02:21:19 PM
nah, talking about Rapid Fire...
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
02:24:31 PM
which was a masterpiece!
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
02:25:17 PM
Ender
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 17th, 2007
02:26:04 PM
This season is over...
by PietroK
Apr 17th, 2007
02:26:27 PM
was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
by just pillow talk
Apr 17th, 2007
02:31:42 PM
Daniels Tolliver Booth
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 17th, 2007
02:35:06 PM
I arrived late...
by jimmy rabbitte
Apr 17th, 2007
03:28:19 PM
PwnedByStallone
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
03:30:09 PM
Pillow Talk...
by PietroK
Apr 17th, 2007
03:33:44 PM
IGNORE ME!!!
by biggles2_22
Apr 17th, 2007
03:49:23 PM
The White House stuff sucks
by Jack Burton
Apr 17th, 2007
03:56:20 PM
jimbojones123
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 17th, 2007
04:10:52 PM
How the Russians would know
by Kung Fu Hustler
Apr 17th, 2007
04:18:13 PM
One more episode --
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
04:27:25 PM
PwnedByStallone
by jimbojones123
Apr 17th, 2007
04:30:54 PM
first appearance of the sack?
by reckni
Apr 17th, 2007
04:31:08 PM
But how will Sack 2.0 fare v. the power of !AWESOME!
by Pennsy
Apr 17th, 2007
04:32:54 PM
Jack Daniels?
by Pennsy
Apr 17th, 2007
04:33:46 PM
palmer's collapse
by BLWiseass
Apr 17th, 2007
05:46:34 PM
No PwnedbyStallone, I'm Not Saying That
by The Ender Smites Foes
Apr 17th, 2007
06:00:02 PM
re: Kung Fu Hustler
by _Maltheus_
Apr 17th, 2007
06:10:35 PM
Is every line on this show shouted?
by googamooga
Apr 17th, 2007
06:17:23 PM
Russian chip
by Anakin Whoopass
Apr 17th, 2007
06:25:23 PM
D.B.Woodside is a HORRIBLE actor!!!
by BigTuna
Apr 17th, 2007
06:32:24 PM
Powers Boothe should run CTU
by Ian Boyd
Apr 17th, 2007
08:25:33 PM
Moriarty
by darthbinks1220
Apr 17th, 2007
09:01:09 PM
ricky schroder surveying the room last week
by slappy jones
Apr 17th, 2007
10:05:11 PM
Ender, I agree those are great moments...
by DarthCorleone
Apr 17th, 2007
10:41:57 PM
pwned, you might have read this already...
by DarthCorleone
Apr 17th, 2007
10:43:38 PM
The problem with Season 3 is that...
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 18th, 2007
02:01:03 AM
DarthCorleone
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 18th, 2007
10:53:17 AM
The Govt OWES Bauer Big Time
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Apr 18th, 2007
12:10:45 PM
Favourite seasons..
by tehDude
Apr 18th, 2007
03:06:09 PM
For The Record, About Season 4
by The Ender Smites Foes
Apr 18th, 2007
05:34:40 PM
OK, the season breakdowns...
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 18th, 2007
11:56:25 PM
WHERE IS MILO???
by wackybantha
Apr 19th, 2007
01:04:35 AM
Best thing about this season:
by omon ra
Apr 19th, 2007
02:47:17 PM
Season 3
by Mankind
May 7th, 2007
09:13:20 AM

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