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Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here. It shouldn’t be a surprise that we’re starting to get reports on the film. It’s premiering in Tokyo tomorrow, then in London, Italy, Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden, and France... all before it ever shows up in the US. I’ve heard the same behind-the-scenes progression of buzz on this one that I did on SPIDER-MAN 2. Lots of chaos up front, rumbles that it wasn’t as good as the film before it, and then a total reversal of that once the film was finished. So now we’ve got our first review of the movie from first-time spy "Norman's Boy", and what’s the word? Check it out and see for yourself, and brace for some spoilers. If you’ve watched all the ads, none of this should shock you, but still... tread lightly if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing:

Hi Harry, big fan of AICN, so you’re the only one I’m going to share this with. If you want to post it you can, but I have to stress with you that I CAN NOT under any circumstances tell you how I saw this movie but let me tell you, it was almost as bad as going through airport security, I will say one thing. I was able to catch the movie in Japan, where it is currently being prepped for its premier on the 16th, cant say anymore and if that hurts my credibility then it is unfortunately a risk I have to take. Just read what I have to say, and when the movie rolls around, you will see that I was indeed telling you the truth, and that I wrote the first review of a little film a lot of people are excited about called SPIDER-MAN 3. So I can’t say that I have ever really written a full review before, so I’m going to try and just type whatever comes into my head. By the way, I’m an avid Spider-man fan and the 2nd film is among my favorites, so keep that in mind while reading. A BRIEF RUNDOWN: Main titles begin, same flipping marvel logo, same brilliant Elfman theme (this time composed by Chris Young, but more on that later). No Alex Ross paintings, but there is some great CGI which focuses a lot on black webs, which is a hint at things to come, the composition of the titles is similar to that of the first movie, as opposed to the second. So at this point the film has just begun and already I feel like I’m visiting an old and treasured friend for the first time in 3 years. I can’t really describe how ecstatic I was at this point. The first shot of the movie is footage from spider-man’s final swing in Spider-Man 2, at least I’m pretty sure it was, we here a voice over from Peter, more of the same, but this time he notes how things are finally going his way, and the camera zooms out and we see Peter and a group of kids watching the clip of Spidey swinging on a big screen suspended over the streets of New York. The first 20 minutes is basically that, just the viewer watching Peter, and its so odd to see things going right for him, it’s a good feeling, but thankfully it doesn’t last. We are introduced to Sandman early on, and ironically he’s the biggest surprise in the movie, he is being played off as the typical thug who kills in the movies promotion but he is very similar to Doc Ock actually, he’s a family man who I believe is a good man at heart, and he has a great scene with Cliff Robertson, his character teaches Peter that the past is the past, and if he really is going to be a hero, he has to be able to forgive someone who has done a wrong, and that revenge will do nothing but make things more painful. We are also introduced to Harry’s sub plot as well and let me tell you; it’s great, and also focuses on revenge, this time on Peter (the movies main theme is revenge if you havent guessed). Wilem Dafoe returns for more hallucinogenic fun and Harry’s scenes were among my favourite in the new movie. I really don’t want to go into the actual plot because I don’t want to spoil anyone, but the second act is basically Peter’s fall and the third act is the redemption of both Peter and Harry. 2 major characters die at the end of this one, one good and slightly expected, and one that I didn’t expect to bite it at all, so it was an actual shock to see it happen, I think it might piss off some fans but now that I think about it, I dont know how it could have ended differently. It’s a long film, it’s 2 and a half hours give or take, so there’s no doubt that this film is very much more epic than the first 2. There are 7 major action scenes however they are all additions to the core plot, and like the second film they are all bonus as opposed to the main event: 1. Harry vs. Peter 2. Peter vs. giant crane (you will get it when you see the movie) 3. Peter vs Sandman 4. Peter vs Sandman in the subway. 5. Peter vs Harry rematch 6. Birth of venom (debatable as an action scene, more just kick ass) 7. A 4 way battle on a construction site which guarantees this film a special effects Oscar. So what did I think? Here are some views on the different aspects of the film. Symbiote: This was great because it arrives right in time to finish Peters ascent into arrogance, it’s very symbolic to show what Peter is turning into and it is an addition to the character as opposed to a 2 dimensional plot device, which is great because I had some fears that the whole black suit would be a tacked on subplot like the cure was in X-Men 3, and it’s not. This is a good time to point out that a lot of people have been saying that this film is overstuffed, but it really isn’t. It never loses its focus and deals with one plot thread at a time, and the long running time gives everything breathing room, and at the end when all the plot threads tie up, it’s a great feeling. Brock: Topher Grace portrays the Brock from the ultimate universe in terms of personality, but his background is more along the lines of 616, so I guess it’s the best of both worlds, but Grace plays him wonderfully, and he is a great addition. Gwen: Now this is perfect casting, every time Gwen is on screen its bliss (which isnt all that much unfortunately). Such an amazing character being handled with such grace. She has both purpose in Peter’s life and Spider-man’s life, so she is not tacked on in any way, however I must say she is underused, which is my only real complaint with the film. The unspoken hostility between her and M.J is so subtle but both actresses really pull it off well..which brings me too.. Mary Jane: This isn’t the M.J of the first film, and by the end of this film she’s lost a bit of her sweet touch that made her so lovable in the 2nd film, and it is Peter’s fault, but the last scene really ties up the Peter and M.J thread very nicely, and we know they will be happy. For the first half of the film, Dunst plays M.J the same way she did in 2, and it’s a beautiful performance. She goes through more shit in this one, her play gets a bad review and she is pretty much restricted to singing in a Jazz club, and Peter doesnt make things much better, and uses Gwen in a pretty assholish way against her. M.J does get captured in the end but it adds to the tension of the final battle so it's all good. Peter: We saw him make the choice to honor that with great power comes great responsibility in the first film, and in the second film he learned that he didn’t have to face it alone, and the third film is very much about Peter learning to keep a balance of both worlds, and he realizes by the end that it is not enough to simply swing in tights each night and save someone, its about keeping those that he loves happy, as well as being a role model to a city that really does need him, it is a hard lesson but Peter learns it in the end, and Tobey plays him even better than in 2. Venom: I’ll leave him a surprise but don’t worry, I don’t think anyone will be disappointed with this bit, big thanks to Raimi for including him, if there is a 4 its hard to say if venom will be the villain, he’s pretty much “dealt with”. I already gave my thoughts on sandman so that leaves Harry: His is the best plot line in the movie his arc is Shakespearian in nature and by the end of this film he really proves that he is not his father, and in the end he puts everything on the line to save his friends, you will love how it turns out, very emotional. The score of the film by Chris Young is more of the same; he basically rehashes Elfman’s themes, and makes new themes for new characters. His new themes are good, and Sandman’s in particular is quite catchy and similar to Ocks, but they probably are not as good as if Elfman had done them, but the score doesn’t disappoint if you liked it the first 2 times around. Raimi has proven himself a spider god thrice over now, and really I want this film to be the last one. It ends every major plot line and doesn’t leave much open, albeit it doesn’t really zip things shut either, but really this is a great ending. This is the most emotional, and epic entry in the series, and like its predecessors, it never loses sight that action is a bonus to the character drama, and not the main attraction, it really is amazing. I loved this film and I think critics will too, and it will probably be the fan favorite as well, don’t worry guys; Raimi hasn’t let us down yet. My scores for all three movies: Spider-Man: 8/10 Spider-Man 2: 9/10 Spider-Man 3: 9.5/10 That’s right folks 3 is my favorite, the trilogy curse is broken at last and we finally have a complete vision of a comic book character, which was yet to be done until now. My hat is off to the whole crew for giving us this gift of a trilogy.

We were also sent a link from a Chinese website where they have their own first review up now, and they translated it for us so you can see what they ahd to say about it as well:

Hi there! This is Adam from moviesoon.com, one film fan news site in China. We love AICN a lot! And now, here's a world exclusive review for "Spider-man 3" from an inside man. You know, according to the film importing policy in China, all the foreign films must be sent in to local distributing partners and the State Administration of Films for censorship a few weeks before releasing in China. Especially thanks to this honest guy working for local distributor of Sony Pictures, we got a chance to take a glimpse at one of the biggest blockbuster in this summer, even earlier than world premiere in Tokyo on April 16. Keen and I've translated main ideas of the review into English in order to share something in that you guys may be interested. Anyway, if you don't like spoilers, please do ignore it. "Spider-man 3" is no doubt another visual feast, even more brilliant than the second film. You know, more characters and scenes, more challenges. They make Sandman really incredible, which must be one of the most difficult parts in my thought. Hit as a man, flow as sand. The final two-vs.-two fight is absolutely huge. (We'll talk about it later.) You'll find it almost impossible to catch up with all the fantastic scenes. I've no ideas whether you care about Gwen Stacy. However, she didn't seem to be a very important role in the film, even a little unnecessary. I think most of us won't go to "Spider-man 3"for love stories. Forget it. Remember J. Jonah Jameson? We don't like him very much as he seeks nothing but profits and carries a personal vendetta against Spider-Man. You'll LOVE him this time 'cause he is the guy making you laugh…with his severe wife. Here's five major action scenes: 1, Spider-man vs. New Goblin Yea, we have seen most of it in the 7-minute preview clips. But here's what happens next: Harry Osborn fell in a faint, and suffered from a short-term memory loss (temporarily forgot what happened between Peter Parker and his father). He and Peter became friends again. 2, Spider-man vs. Sandman Sandman escaped from prison for saving his daughter from serious illness. The police chased and forced him into a laboratory where he turned into Sandman later. And he encountered Spider-man when trying to rob a cash truck. They fought for the first time in the truck. Sandman fled at last. 3, Black Spider-man vs. Sandman The symbiote from outer space crashed down to earth with a meteoroid. It attached itself to Peter Parker as we saw in the trailers. The new black Spider-man was much more powerful than ever before. And he fought against Sandman in an underground tunnel as taking revenge for his uncle. Definitely, Spider-man was the winner, but Sandman was flushed away and survived fortunately. 4, Black Spider-man vs. New Goblin The shadow of Harry's father still lingered on and reminded him to revenge, which restored his memory. He made mischief between Peter and his girl, and Peter was badly hurt. But it was not that easy to defeat Black Spider-man. New Goblin failed again, and half of his face got disfigured. 5, Spider-man + New Goblin vs. Venom + Sandman Yea, that's the final fight. We know, Venom a.k.a. Eddie Brock was a journalist. He once made fake news and got exposed by Spider-man. Losing his job and his girl who fell in loved with Spider-man; he blamed Spider-Man for ruining his life. He went to a church to pray that God could help him with getting rid of Spider-man. At the same time, Peter was trying to tear his black costume at the top of the church bell-tower. Intense sonic was lethal to the symbiote that Peter got the creature separated from himself when the bell rang. Unfortunately, it got a new host soon - Eddie Brock. The merger became Venom. Venom and Sandman then united. They kidnapped Spider-man's girlfriend, and beat Spider-man with absolute superiority. As Spider-man was dying, Harry got stung by conscience and turned to stand by Spider-man. Then the battle became two-vs.-two. At last, Spider-man [SPOILERS DELETED BY AICN -- I MEAN, COME ON, I AM PLANNING TO SEE IT IN A FEW WEEKS!]. It's a happy ending, sorts of. "Spider-man 3" must be the best visual action blockbuster ever and outdo all its predecessors. It is really rare to see a better sequel these days, right? "Spider-man 3" is going to hit big screens in China on May 2th. That's all. Thanks a lot! Hope you like our news tips, guys! Pleaaaaaaase keep in touch!
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  • April 15, 2007, 8:32 p.m. CST

    fuckit FIRST!

    by Laserbrain

    I couldn't help myself. sorry

  • April 15, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Sounds good.

    by El Scorcho

    Even if it sucks, we're all gonna be there.

  • April 15, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST

    This movie will rock. Naysayers can eat my balls.

    by Laserbrain

    Just kidding naysayers- I'm just flush with the awesome power of being first.

  • April 15, 2007, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Hard to swallow

    by MrCere

    Or at least that is what my girlfriend always says. Actually, I am skeptical that is it quite as good as claimed but I hope so.

  • April 15, 2007, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Why not give yourself the Alias: Fern McPlanty

    by JackSack

    ...reguardless, Spidey 3 will rule.

  • April 15, 2007, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Happy birthday

    by covenant

    This movie comes out on my birthday. Three things I want to do that day: Go to dinner See Spider-Man 3 Get laid Happy birthday!

  • April 15, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    this is gonna be the closest

    by sHapesHiftinLizard

    we've had to a consistently good super hero trilogy, i still think they shouldve taken 3 yrs with Spidey 2 tho, drags in the middle for me, no spidey.im gonna go see this first midnight showing, this is the spidey movie ive been waiting on, one with Spiderman all the way thru it. 'Spiderman no more', that plot line was a cop out in 2 as they could only do so many cgi scenes in advance, no more spiderman no more, spidey all the way!Thru!

  • April 15, 2007, 8:52 p.m. CST

    "the trilogy curse is broken"

    by NewClassic

    Hey buddy, a few years ago this film came out called "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King." Maybe you saw it?

  • April 15, 2007, 8:56 p.m. CST

    I'm definately seeing this at the GRINDHOUSE

    by Mike_D

    cant wait.

  • April 15, 2007, 8:57 p.m. CST

    SAM RAIMI DAMMIT

    by THE KNIGHT

    ...

  • April 15, 2007, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Plant or not

    by Carnotaur3

    Spidey 3 will be exactly the way he describes it. I can't wait!

  • April 15, 2007, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Transformers will take the fx Oscar...

    by moto

    ... because thus far the footage has looked damn near photorealistic, where Spider-Man 3 looks exactly like the first two, basically lots of CG and then some more CG, and then some more. Trust me, ILM will take home the golden boy for Transformers, whether you like the new character designs or not.

  • April 15, 2007, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Remember when AICN used to post spoilers?

    by YourNextPresident

    Those were fun times.

  • April 15, 2007, 9:10 p.m. CST

    SPOILERS DELETED

    by Nate Champion

    Um, why else would anyone want to read this?

  • April 15, 2007, 9:18 p.m. CST

    THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SPIDER-SENSE!

    by Pennsy

  • April 15, 2007, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Special effects oscar...

    by hatramroany

    "A 4 way battle on a construction site which guarantees this film a special effects Oscar." I know a few hundred ships and a fight atop a crows nest that would beg to differ...

  • April 15, 2007, 9:19 p.m. CST

    This movie would have been more exciting...

    by Jabba the Slut

    If the suit had protruding nipples and flames...RACK 'EM

  • April 15, 2007, 9:19 p.m. CST

    THE DARK KNIGHT WILL OWN ALL OF YOUR SOULS!

    by THE KNIGHT

    Am I right haters, or am I right???!

  • April 15, 2007, 9:21 p.m. CST

    1 & 2 were top notch can't see why this wont be

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    It's got my ticket money opening day regardless if the reviews were bad or good.

  • April 15, 2007, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Eh, I sense some X3 here...

    by The Mothman

    It'll probably be a decent enough movie, but also definitive proof that the perfect comic book adaptations some people have been holding out for will never happen. I've had a few issues with the Spideys so far, namely -casting from the very beginning, over-reliance on CG (can someone smarter than I tell me whether it would have been possible to incorporate more practical effects without killing stuntmen?), pushing the 'with great power' angle too far, the entire second movie going over the same ground as the first...but let's face it, until a talkbacker who's willing to take advice direct from the fans gets to helm one of these suckers, we'll have to take the good with the bad.

  • April 15, 2007, 9:43 p.m. CST

    plant

    by Rupee88

    obvious

  • April 15, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    interesting

    by Turd Furgeson

    I'll hold judgement till I see it... The first 2 did not hold up well on repeated viewings so we'll see...

  • April 15, 2007, 9:51 p.m. CST

    ^ I agree. Love the spidey movies, but you cant

    by misnomer

    watch them more than once for some reason....

  • April 15, 2007, 9:55 p.m. CST

    I can't wait to see this documentary.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Spider-Man is real, in case you didn't know.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    I think the Spidey flicks don't play well on repeat

    by Bronx Cheer

    views is that they are relatively character-driven, and while the action sequences have all been pretty well done, they are so plugged into the emotional core of the films that these don't play like typical blockbuster roller-coaster-ride type films. Or, and I hadn't considered this before, maybe it's because they aren't great films. Up until now, I have really liked the films, but I love seeing Spidey realized on screen so much that perhaps the kid in me has clouded my critical judgment. As much as I love the films, I still have only seen each one twice, and as someone who's seen Citizen Kane about 15 times, Lawrence of Arabia about ten, and many other faves multiple times, it's not as if I have a problem with watching flicks many times over. What gives?

  • April 15, 2007, 10:09 p.m. CST

    So, Sandman really kills Uncle Ben in this movie?

    by MonteCristo

    I mean, that would be the worst decision Raimi could make. Especially since after the novelization said that "Peter felt no longer responsible for his uncle's death". I thought that was something thrown in the novel to piss off the fans. I thought, that in the "reality" of the film, Sandman's relationship with Peter would parallel Peter's relationship with Peter. Nothing's set in stone, but I fear Raimi might mess up an otherwise good movie with an unnecessary plot point. I hope my fears are unfounded, but I don't want another "Last Stand"...I really don't.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    With his severe wife

    by CarbonGhost

    ?

  • April 15, 2007, 10:12 p.m. CST

    That first review

    by Defrost

    is the only time I've seen anyone like Dunst in these movies all that much.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Well The Mothman...

    by pjdon

    They do use stuntmen where they can and i think the CGI is pretty much as good as could be done in the time given. I remember when people used to put up with special effects which were not perfect and suspend their disbelief. I never thought the original King Kong looked that real but it was still great.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:31 p.m. CST

    THIS IS A DISASTER!!!

    by wolvenom

    venom is pretty much "DEALT WITH" WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!?! NO ONE PRETTY MUCH DEALS WITH VENOM! HE IS SPIDEY'S GREATEST MOTHER FUCKING ADVERSARY! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I fucking hate how these stupid fucking directors decide its a good idea to kill off the villains at the end of superhero movies. First Burton fucks with us by killing off the joker in the first movie, raimi fucking kills off Doc Oc (arguably spidey's greatest adversary but personally i believe he's second to venom), and now HES GOING TO FUCKING DEAL OUT VENOM?!?!??! ALSO FUCK YOU AICN... when have you ever deleted a section of a spoiler review? Dont you usually just fuckin put it so you have to highlight it or ad it as extreme spoiler alert? That was complete garbage and unfair for you to do that

  • April 15, 2007, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Redacting spoilers is very venomy.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Tsk tsk.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:36 p.m. CST

    FUCK Venom...Sandman is where the problem's at!

    by MonteCristo

    And, the Green Goblin is "SPIDEY'S GREATEST MOTHER FUCKING ADVERSARY" thank you very much. What I don't like is that everybody's talking about Venom like's the main character and criticizing every change of the character when they're NOT EVEN FUCKING ACKNOWLEDING A BASTARDIZATION OF THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER SPIDER-MAN AND HIS ORIGIN!!! Venom can go to HELL!

  • April 15, 2007, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Bronx Cheer are you trying to say

    by pjdon

    that it is a bad thing that the action scenes are plugged into the emotional aspects of the film?<p>Surely that's what we want!<p>There is noting better than an action scene you have an emotional envolvement in, that is where all the tension comes from, caring what happens to the characters.<p>I think the Peter V Goblin fight we saw in the sneak peak showed this. Having Peter fight Harry but not really want to hurt him at the same time as loosing the wedding ring May gave him while probably worrying about being late to meet MJ worked very well. Layering levels of conflict ontop of each other is the best way to envoke tension.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Why did i read the final part in the 2nd review.

    by The Founder

    I really shoud've avoided this. Harry turning to help Spidey is like Vader turning to help Luke in ROTJ. Maybe not the same intensity, but good enough for me.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:53 p.m. CST

    I'm getting freakin souped!!

    by Darth Thoth

    And I was starting to worry when the hype was going to start rolling in considering the flick comes out in less than 3 weeks. Oh boy it is on!!!

  • April 15, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    If you say you didn't wanna read the spoilers.........

    by wackybantha

    .....PLEASE DON'T REPOST THEM IN THE TALKBACKS!!! That is all.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    AICN deletes spoilers??? This is rich.

    by Doctor_Sin

    These reviews were awesome and were even better than the crap we get from people who purport English to be their primary language. But, deleting spoilers??? A bit Orwellian, huh?

  • April 15, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Any guesses at the deleted text in Chinese review?

    by BrandLoyalist

    Then at last, Spider-Man [whistles through his fingers & out come Firestar and Iceman. Sandman is melted into glass by Firestar, and Iceman freezes Venom inside of block of ice]. It's a happy ending, sorts of.

  • April 15, 2007, 10:58 p.m. CST

    The first weekend in May...

    by Darth Thoth

    may wind up being one of the greatest ever. We have Spider Man 3 on Friday or Thursday night or whatever. Then Saturday night it's Mayweather vs. De La Hoya. Oh my. I am freakin souped! Please don't be bust. Please don't be bust. Please live up to hype. Because if they both do it promises to be a classic weekend. Oh, and NBA playoffs going on to. What have I done to deserve such bliss. I can't wait!!!!

  • April 15, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    Wolvenom

    by avs28785

    I completely agree with you... Killing supervillians is complete shit... Nolan got it right with Batman Begins: scarecrow lives. They can kill Ras as much as they want cuz he is immortal, so no complaints there. Killing venom, wtf mate. Someone needs to tell these directors that they don't have to kill off their villians

  • April 15, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    pjdon, I think it's ideal. It's so rare in big films.

    by Bronx Cheer

    <p>I never considered why I don't have any drive to see the first two films again. Maybe it's because they're a little depressing? Maybe I relate too much with Peter Parker? When I was a kid,I was bitten by a brown recluse spider, and my dad gave me a Spider-Man book to read to cheer me up when I was recovering--it was actually quite touchy. I developed some serious problems that put me in ICU for a day. After that, I was hooked. But I never read many of the comic books, just really dug the character. And my dad died too young, so maybe there's too much of him intertwined with the Spidey mythos. Who knows?</p> <p>I did learn one thing from that spider encounter. Spiders are not posionous per se. They are venomous. Actually, I learned two other things. Don't let recluse spiders bite you. And if you get bit by a spider, have it checked in case you've encountered a spider that's very venomy.</p>

  • April 15, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST

    There are people that don't know what happens?

    by Antonius

    You've got to be shitting me. People don't know what happens in this movie? Come on. That fucking script and q&a have been online for months.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Matt Drudge is going off on Spidey turning black.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Like it's a racial thing.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Part 2 Was waaay Overrated as this will be

    by MST3KPIMP

    Is there anyone here who still thinks Spidey is superior to 1? Sure when you first see it it seems like a high octane expanded upgrade but after repeat veiwings you realize just how hollow the film is. I fear this simply a continuation of this trend. Spider-man sequels seem to be very pretty wrapping paper but when you open the box theres nothing there.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Here's the deleted text in the Cinese review

    by Bronx Cheer

    高空作业的建筑工人亲吻一个女孩并且得到架设。 他使用一个黑避孕套并且有性与女孩。 高空作业的建筑工人不再是蜘蛛男孩。

  • April 15, 2007, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Here's the translation back to English.

    by Bronx Cheer

    <p>This is what I got back from the translator...</p> <p>Work high above the ground's construction worker kisses a girl, and obtains erects. He uses a black condom, and has the nature and the girl. Work high above the ground's construction worker no longer is the spider boy.</p> <p>And this was my original text:</p> <p>Spider-Man kisses a girl and gets an erection. He uses a black condom and has sex with a girl. Spider-Man is no longer Spider-Boy.</p> <p>And that should have been "Chinese."</p>

  • April 15, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Bronx Cheer you are right

    by pjdon

    in saying that they are not as re-watchable as some action films. And it probably is because instead of just watching the action you are emotionally involved so it's not as easy to watch. Never really thought about it that way. It's wierd I actually re-watch the comic book films i like least most, like Fantastic 4 or SR, prob because I can just turn my brain off and watch the pretty visuals.<p>As for brown recluse spiders...I live in England and we don't have anything venomous here. But a few years back I was travelling aroung the US and was staying with some mad people I met in Pahrump Navada and there was brown recluses about. People go on about black widows but they are pussies in comparison. Don't recluses make your flesh rot away or something?

  • April 15, 2007, 11:33 p.m. CST

    I was lucky that the bite didn't go necrotic.

    by Bronx Cheer

    <p>I learned after the experience that some people even get gangrene from the bastards. I was lucky. I've known people to get black widow bites, and they can be a problem, but when you look into what spiders will kick your ass, the recluses are up there.</p> <p>I was hiding from my mom because I threw a rock at a car driving too fast through our neighborhood, and the driver got out to chase me down. I climbed into a box in our garage, and it turns out I was not alone in the box. I felt the bastard crawling on me in the dark, could tell it was something big, and when I jumped out of the box, I guess he'd already bitten me. Suffice it to say that I gave away my hiding spot.</p> <p>That was a rough day. My dad kicked my ass, and later that night I got all spiderbite-funky and was taken off to the hospital.</p> <p>I'll shut up now. (I'm sure I should do that more often...shut up, that is.</p>

  • April 15, 2007, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Now we know why the English are so civilized.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Not too venomy!

  • April 15, 2007, 11:42 p.m. CST

    It's actually because we invented the flag...

    by pjdon

    we just put it on any piece of land we find and it's ours. Now that is civilization.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:45 p.m. CST

    You also add extra letters to words, as in humour.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Do the English get paid by the letter? Just kidding. I know it's your language. We're just borrowing it. I apologize that many of us treat it like a rental car.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Work high above the ground's construction worker

    by Bronx Cheer

    That's Spider-Man in Chinese. I can't help myself; I love it. I need to go to bed. Goodnight all.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    What kind of spider bit Spider-Man?

    by Bronx Cheer

    Anyone know? (I know it was radioactive, so please...please...)

  • April 15, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    So krack...

    by Frank The Rabbit

    ...I bet you had a fun night that night. 3x the ass cheeks for the price of one!

  • April 15, 2007, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Frank, I was going to make a joke based on "krack"

    by Bronx Cheer

    but I try to avoid making jokes about another man's girlfriend's neurotoxin-ravaged butt cheek. Just isn't cricket.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Krack, how'd she do afterward. Any problems?

    by Bronx Cheer

    The bite wound can sometimes be a nightmare.

  • April 15, 2007, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Go look at google images of "brown recluse bite"

    by Bronx Cheer

    We're talking zombie wound ugly. Now, that's grindhouse.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:01 a.m. CST

    why don't all you losers PLANT your lips around my cock

    by ThornBalls

    Every time there's a positive review on here we got to see a dozen dick touchers scream plant. I prefer to give something like this the benefit of the doubt. And if you losers are so sure it's a plant and the movie won't be good, I hope your mommies all have problems with their cars and they can't drop you off to the theater on May 4th at midnight.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:06 a.m. CST

    plants gotta eat

    by whatyoufear

    FEED ME, SEYMOUR.. FEED ME!!

  • April 16, 2007, 12:13 a.m. CST

    You had me at kirsten's beautiful performance...

    by SteveGoBoom

    you plant

  • April 16, 2007, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Sounds pretty good but unfortunately they are

    by superninja

    not going to kack Dunst's MJ.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Venom is lame, just like Doomsday - stunt character.

    by superninja

    Good if they whacked him, there is no story with that character.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Raimi threw in Venom for fanboys.

    by Bronx Cheer

    I would expect some head-banging, but no lose threads.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Where are you getting MJ is going to die?

    by superninja

    It's Harry and Venom. The first review says we know Peter and MJ end up happy. Actually, it's a shame they whacked Harry, I think Franco would've made a really good Peter, actually. Peter was actually quite attractive after he matured.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:25 a.m. CST

    I can understand the visual appeal for Venom, I

    by superninja

    just think story-wise there is nowhere to go with it. He is a background character. But I'd love to see a Kraven the Hunter movie. Now THERE'S a villain!

  • April 16, 2007, 12:28 a.m. CST

    The first review is clearly a plant

    by veritasses

    ...with breakdowns by acts, plot, character arcs/motivations/threads and with an unusual amount of recall and attention given to the opening credits. Having said that, I still think this movie is going to kick @ss. Can't wait. Anyone care to explain why the US is getting this movie weeks after the rest of the world?

  • April 16, 2007, 12:32 a.m. CST

    He was always Green Goblin II, not Hobgoblin. Hobby

    by superninja

    was Roderick Kingsley.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:36 a.m. CST

    I just found out my 20 year old sister thinks

    by superninja

    there's "just something!" about LaBeouf. She used to watch Even Stevens - they get them young!

  • April 16, 2007, 12:37 a.m. CST

    It's going to be Shia LaBeouf, bacci. Incidentally,

    by superninja

    he will also be playing MJ.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:39 a.m. CST

    The film rolls out from May 1 - 4 around the world

    by Greg7007

    The film may be premiering on April 16 in Japan to invited exclusive guests, but doesn't open to the Jap public till May 1 and rolls out the world over from May 1 - 4.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:39 a.m. CST

    I thought that was maybe what you were getting

    by superninja

    at, but my inner nerd just couldn't resist! :)

  • April 16, 2007, 12:40 a.m. CST

    I thought that was maybe what you were getting

    by superninja

    at, but my inner nerd just couldn't resist! :)

  • April 16, 2007, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Eeek! Sorry for the doubpost.

    by superninja

    <>

  • April 16, 2007, 12:51 a.m. CST

    NO ONE PRETTY MUCH DEALS WITH VENOM!

    by PurityOfEssence

    Venom sucks the majority of the time, greatest Spider-Man adversary my ass. Oh that and the article had a spoiler box.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:13 a.m. CST

    I call bullshit.

    by Son of Batman

    Moriarty is deleting spoilers from anonymous reviews now? Boy, shit sure has changed. Why don't you fucking let us decide for ourselves if we want to read a spoiler or not? Give it a big ol' spoiler warning, you bet. What a whack, pussy-boy move, Moriarty.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:18 a.m. CST

    Angry nerds are funny.

    by fluffybunnywhiskers

    I'm looking at YOU wolvenom and MonteCristo and a bunch of you other people... the movies are good, I've watched them several times and the second holds up better than the first does... also I don't understand all of you morons wanting MJ to die. That would be a wipeout of the first two films to have such a retarded conclusion... she isn't going to die, she shouldn't die...

  • April 16, 2007, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Venom dies at the end...

    by Son of Batman

    as much as anyone in the Marvel Universe ever dies. C'mon, haven't any of you motherfuckers ever read a comic book? "NOBODY just "pretty much DEALS with Venom!" Who the fuck are you, anyway? What, it's outside the realm of believability or possibility that Venom get his ass handed to him by Spider-man after just recently becoming? Fucking grow up and think about what you read.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:20 a.m. CST

    Harry and Gwen die.

    by Son of Batman

    Durrrrrr.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Edward Norton is The Hulk

    by AlwaysThere

    Too bad it will be another disaster at the box office for Universal.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:31 a.m. CST

    Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe

    by Julius Dithers

    There's a fucking movie waiting to be made. Frank Castle doesn't snipe Capt America like a pussy. He cold taps him with a snub nose to the temple. Venom and Spider-Man? Tasered both their asses in a sewer. Of course, they'd get Mark Steven Johnson to direct. You just can't win.

  • April 16, 2007, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Spider-Man is black?

    by Peter Venkman

    Now THERE'S a spoiler....

  • April 16, 2007, 1:36 a.m. CST

    venom in the background??

    by lavatory love machine

    I just don't like the idea of venom like this, either they make him the main villian, nothing at all or a foot n ote for a another sequel, but no half-ass like this

  • April 16, 2007, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Grindhouse...

    by Darth Thoth

    got its butt kicked again this weekend. Doggone Pathfinder raked in more dough. I'm totally depressed because I loved Grindhouse. Well, yet another reason why I don't put much stock in the box office or award shows to say what good art is. Can't wait for Spidey 3. It's on and poppin!

  • April 16, 2007, 1:45 a.m. CST

    We NEED spoilers?

    by BizarroJerry

    Why are people acting like we deserve plot spoilers? Personally, I think spoilers, even with warnings, shouldn't be out there. Too much potential for ruining a film for someone accidentally. It'd be nice if AICN showed some kind of hint of professionalism once in a while. I mean, why should I expect spoilers when I click on a link to a movie "review"?

  • April 16, 2007, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Problem with grindhouse...

    by BizarroJerry

    Quentin and his buddy made a film basically based on a genre of cult films. By definition, they're not for everybody. Don't care how much of an ad blitz. I think you kind of have to be in on the joke, or know the type of movie the flick's an homage, too. I think most people saw the ads and said "What the hell is that ridiculous movie?"

  • April 16, 2007, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Need new lab safety guidelines

    by jimmy_009

    I mean, that's how every villain in these movies comes about. Some sort of lab accident. You'd think they'd learn.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:10 a.m. CST

    BizarroJerry

    by Darth Thoth

    Great point regarding Grindhouse and its lack of appeal to the masses. Great point. I think I may have subconsciously knew that all along. I think back to who I even asked to go see the movie with me and why? I knew I had to go with fellow geeks who "would get it." Crazy huh? Again, good point on your part.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:17 a.m. CST

    Venom RIP..?

    by TheGhostWhoWalks

    Way to kill a potential spinoff franchise.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:35 a.m. CST

    VENOM IS WHAT MADE SPIDERMAN POPULAR!

    by wolvenom

    Spiderman was pretty damn popular beforehand, but once venom was thrown into the mix a million new fucking readers joined the fray. Its fucking bullshit to half ass his character like this. Seriously if you look at the demographics and sales once venom came in and started doing his thing i bet spider-man comics sold many fuckloads more than they've ever sold before. DO NOT DENY THE STAYING POWER OF VENOM!

  • April 16, 2007, 2:44 a.m. CST

    This movie cost 300$ million

    by Turnquest

    And none of those action scenes sounds even remotely worth that much money....I can only imagine that this is just the cost of shooting in NYC for a long period, and all the cast and crew demanding mad money for as guaranteed a hit as anything. In any case, I'll see it, but I mean, these are hardly great movies. Check Superman, X2, Sin City, V For Vendetta, A History of Violence, Shogun Assassin, Ghost World and the first Batman animated movie from the 90s. And if Venom is killed off, that will be truly gay and will result in a grave backlash, I guarantee it.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:01 a.m. CST

    $300 million cost

    by wadi77

    really?

  • April 16, 2007, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Actually...

    by LordEnigma

    I found something that says this; "哈里模子。他性交咬住它。象与性交的Vemon 。至少这是什么我认为我看见了在一个局促剧院在困难的情况... Gordon 欺诈之下在妻子食用啤酒. That last part is odd. SPIDEY NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD..until JACK SPARROW SHOWS UP.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Why Venom doesn't need a huge part...

    by W3bzpinn3r

    Brock is a very simple character. He is a sleazy get-rich quick whiner who thinks the world owes him and when he can't get his way, he blames everyone else for his mistakes. No real depth needed to show that.<p> Also, Raimi hits every point of what happens when the parasite bonds with you: you gain power, you lose your mind, you eventually lose your identity, then you finally lose your body to it. There is nothing to be gained by having more of Venom or Carnage from that standpoint now. At the first sighting of the alien after SM3, Spidey would just make a loud noise and kill it. <p> That's the same reason why I don't want to see Venom in another Spider-Man movie. Lets say for the sake of argument that the parasite's bonding with brock allowed it to rebuild Brock after SM3 and become Venom once again... What now? Go after Spidey again and be reduced to ash a 2nd time? No drama. Nothing.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Oh... and Venom didn't make spidey popular....

    by W3bzpinn3r

    Amazing Spider-Man has been one of the VERY few "stable" comics. It's sales are virtually guaranteed. While Venom certainly has a strong fan base(I being a HUGE collector of Venom myself) I would never make the claim that Venom alone accounts for Spider-Man popularity in the 90's to the current high. <p> Actually, I would say it has to do with the 90's comics-based cartoons, the major push in merchandising, and the movies that made Spider-man even more popular than he was previously. Yes, Venom is a recent creation, but think about how many good arcs involve Venom... Answer: 2. His debut and first rematch are the only things Venom has been an intriguing character in. Venom's "Lethal Protector", Carnage-related stories, and the current Gargan Venom are all jokes and just beating a dead horse til there is nothing left but a pile of broken bones.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Can't Wait for Spidey3

    by grievenom

    I haven't looked forward to a movie this much for as long as I can remember. I figure some of those 2 reviews have to be true, and anyway, I'll make up my own mind in about 3 weeks!

  • April 16, 2007, 3:39 a.m. CST

    without the black costume this whole movie would suck

    by bipple

    so why didn't they make it like this rather than how they did it with raised webbing no ghey answer will be right so fuck off if you try, the movie is prolly amazing but would've been incredible if the costume were like this http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/823/blackensteinme2.jpg

  • April 16, 2007, 3:53 a.m. CST

    [url=http://imageshack.us][img=http://img216.imageshack

    by bipple

    trgbh

  • April 16, 2007, 4:12 a.m. CST

    It will suck.

    by Playkins

    I haven't seen it and I think it will suck. There's no way it won't suck because it's a movie and Hollywood made it. The effects are bad, I can tell from the trailer. All the Spider-Man movies have sucked because of organic web-shooters.

  • April 16, 2007, 4:19 a.m. CST

    Why does every fucking franchise have to be trilogies?

    by Blarney-Man

    4 films are just as good as 3.

  • April 16, 2007, 4:59 a.m. CST

    I plan on seeing this.

    by mrfan

    The icing on the cake might be the scenes that Raimi will not show to the public. I think it is a bedroom scene with Peter getting it on with MJ and Gwen. Good to be the Spider-Man. Maybe someone can get him to change his mind and put it into the movie.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:25 a.m. CST

    must make it to May 4th...

    by just pillow talk

    Go web!

  • April 16, 2007, 6:35 a.m. CST

    stop whining this movie will rock

    by choomoo89

    and for all you that was complaining about the spoilers did you know that the trade book is out in book stores right now i read it a week now i know how the whole movie will play out and everything mentioned above is true and while reading it i was so excited i almost wet my pants especially the last fight just like the comics all fans will be pleased with this movie thats a promise the one and only problem i have is the missuse of gwen but they still give her good props and very much part of the story i cant wait to see it.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:41 a.m. CST

    This franchise sucks......

    by IG76

    .....Raimi could do himself a favour and screen SUPERMAN IV before making another bloated mess.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:44 a.m. CST

    SPOILERS! But-

    by Style_92

    Why in the hell would Harry turn and help Peter in the end? look at it this way:<br> <br> Peter Kills Harry's Father. When Harry can finally confront him on it, (two years later when Peter has lied about being spiderman the whole time) Peter DOESN'T DENY IT initially, but bascially says, "we don't have time for this."<br> <br> So, after saving MJ from Doc Oc, Peter DOESN'T go back and settle with Harry. He leaves Harry alone to stew for months. In the mean time, Harry is getting a Goblin arsenal together to go hunt Pete Down.<br> <br> Harry smacks Pete around and the streets and confronts him on the side of that building, and only cause he's losing does Peter now try to deny responsibility for killing Harry's father. Harry was right. Pete should have known this was coming.<br> <br> But Pete pulls ahead and clotheslines Harry and Harry get badly injured gets amnesia. But that starts to break, and he wants answers again and he confronts Peter again, and Peter blows half his face off with a Pumpkin bomb for asking. <br> <br> So now, Pete's in trouble, cause Sandman and Venom have decided it's time to give Spider-man a long over-due ass whupping, and Pete's pussing out cause he thinks he might die and MJ is freaking out that her meal ticket (Pete) will die, so she goes and begs Harry to save Pete. Harry reminds her that Pete killed his father, lied about it for years, belittled the importance of that death, refused to come back to settle and explain things, clothes lined Harry and then blew half his face off. So, he explains, he's not that sad to see Pete Die at this point, especially since he brought it on himself.<br> <br> Then MJ, being the nagging and self-important shrew she is, makes this speech about how "we have to forgive each other" and shit and basically calls Harry a Pussy and an asshole for not saving a former friend who totally betrayed him. For some reason we cannot fathom, Harry still somewhat respects MJ's opinion, and gets guilt tripped into saving Peter. <br> <br> Harry gets so screwed by these movies, particularly this last one, it aint even funny. And he gets killed for it too. poor bastard.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:54 a.m. CST

    bloated mess?

    by just pillow talk

    Which movies have you been watching IG76? Unless you just got through watching Superman Returns...<p>Style_92, I don't know how that all plays out between Harry and Pete, but clearly Pete ends up turning into an ass and forgets what is important. He doesn't know how to balance his life, everything is a struggle. Not saying it's right, but his attention was probably diverted from making things 'right' with Harry. Though Harry chose to ignore what his Dad did once he discovered the Goblin arsenal. He was at the parade when the Goblin attacked after all. He ended up being consumed by revenge, hence his willingness to give Doc Ock what he needed. Poor bastard indeed.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:51 a.m. CST

    COMIC BOOKS MOVIES ARE FOR GUYS WHO CAN'T GET LAID

    by Pound Sand

    So skip Spidey 3 and go have a sexytime instead.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:53 a.m. CST

    why, are you free Pound Sand?

    by just pillow talk

    (fingers crossed)

  • April 16, 2007, 8:11 a.m. CST

    FUCK APRIL!!!!!

    by BilboRing

    FUCK APRIL!!! BRING ON MAY!! I STOPPED WATCHING THE TRAILERS FOR THIS. I CAN GUESS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT UNTIL I GET THERE. I WON'T READ THESE REVIEWS EITHER. I JUST SKIM OVER THE VERY ENDS TO SEE WHAT THE FINAL SAY IS. FUCK APRIL!!!

  • April 16, 2007, 8:13 a.m. CST

    Pound Sand

    by BilboRing

    I have a beautiful wife and two kids. And I am a geek for this type of stuff. I make good sexy time and I am still a comic book geek. Comic and Sexy Time....very nice, eh?

  • April 16, 2007, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Hit as a man, flow as sand

    by kafka07

    Maybe black spider-man should fight absolutely-huge-severe-wife-person.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Even though i liked both Spiderman movies

    by kilik777

    The rewatchability factor was next to zero. Big props to Raimi for making the best Marvel franchise so far. We all know the fx oscar like most of them dont go to the movie thats best deserving of it. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do

  • April 16, 2007, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Planet Earth rules!

    by kafka07

    buy the dvd set, it's cheap!

  • April 16, 2007, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Spider-plant, Spider-plant

    by Snookeroo

    does whatever a reviewer can't.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Personally

    by FatSeagal

    If Raimi should leave the franchise after this one I would like to see the reigns handed to Tim Story. He's already proved what he can do with a superhero franchise and a decent budget (Fantastic Four was as close to comic-book perfection as we've come, with the exact right tone and updated to the old, laboured back-story). The campaign starts here!

  • April 16, 2007, 9:02 a.m. CST

    "Hes the one making you laugh... with his severe wife."

    by PotSmokinAlien

    if every review on this site was written by chinese collaborators with sony's inside men, i would never leave.

  • April 16, 2007, 9:04 a.m. CST

    why hasnt anybody notice the book is out now

    by choomoo89

    you can read the movie right now and find out what happens i was surprised to see it at the borders bookstore already ive read it all if you really want to know what happens ask me ill tell ya

  • April 16, 2007, 9:05 a.m. CST

    what to know what happens really ask me

    by choomoo89

    i know everything about the movie ive read the whole book

  • April 16, 2007, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Dammit! How in the hell do they get to see it first?

    by Mr Incredible

    Don't worry; once the foreign bootleg market gets a hold of copies of Spidey 3, it'll be all over the internet. Well done, Sony.

  • April 16, 2007, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Hey, was I already banished?

    by The Artist FKA Vesuvio

    And its my first day around here. Fuck it, word is out there already. Again, SPOILERS REMOVED MY ASS (hey, this could be my catchphrase).

  • April 16, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    I was wondering if these guys were plants ...

    by Lamerz

    but then I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so the reviews must be real.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:46 a.m. CST

    The first two films were good.

    by MonteCristo

    But I don't care if this film is heaven riding down on a chariot of General Tso's chicken and Simply Orange juice all for me and the driver was Jessica Alba to do with as I wished...IF SANDMAN KILLS UNCLE BEN, this will feel like hell riding up on a chariot of rancid egg salad and milk of magnesia just for me and the driver was Sam Raimi who wished to fuck me over.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Hey, Cristo...

    by The Artist FKA Vesuvio

    Well, nevermind.

  • April 16, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    4th Villian

    by HeWhoCannotBeNamed

    Wasn't there a suppostion that the 4th villian was Bruce Campbell playing an actor playing Mysterio in the Spider-Man movie being filmed within Spider-Man 3? Anyone?<P>I too think Venom is stunt villian in retrospect, but I loved him as a kid. I liked McFarlane's evil grin version. However, when the gaping maw with the incredible tongue version came about (Larson) I lost interest.<P>Superninja, I would love to see a Kraven arc on the big screen. I see mucho possibilities there. <P>How long do you guys/gals think we'll be waiting before we see a fourth? 3-7 years?

  • April 16, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    In Spidey 5 we find out Uncle Ben killed Uncle Ben...

    by Seph_J

    ...he faked his death in an elaborate hoax. Ben is actually living in the Caribbean with the hot Asian scientist girl from the first film. And by the way... just so you know, Sam Raimi's Spider-man films make Christopher Nolan look like Joel Schumacher...there, i've said it. Tim Burton and Sam Raimi are unbeatable.

  • April 16, 2007, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Dammit, Lamerz; I wanted to write that!

    by Mr Incredible

    Thanks for the laugh. It's still sucks everyone in the world gets to see this movie now and we have to wait until May 4th.

  • April 16, 2007, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Lizard & Kraven

    by HeWhoCannotBeNamed

    in part 4? I'd buy a ticket. Electro perhaps? Vulture? Black Cat? A Team Up flick could possibly work.....I'll be there midnight for Spider-Man 3. I'll miss Harry. Too soon! Whoosh!

  • April 16, 2007, 12:33 p.m. CST

    My theory on Grindhouse is that is was too much

    by superninja

    even for those who watched Kill Bill in terms of gore and sadism.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    See if they were smart they would've kacked Dunst's

    by superninja

    MJ and introduced Black Cat in the fourth and have Peter still involved with Gwen Stacy as a friend (in the traditional MJ role).

  • April 16, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    These movies are good, but I don't need to see any more

    by Moa Kaka

    Is there something else that can be made into a movie? Do I have to watch what is basically the same movie over and over, even if that movie is good? Spidey has to bring a villain to justice. Is that villain's powers stronger than his own. Nope, not in the end. Hope he can get (and keep) the girl. Wow, being Spidey is tough emotionally - do you think he wants to give it up, or can he live with the responsibility. That's all great for one move, or I could live with two movies, but how much longer do I have to re-live this story? Please do something new, Holywood.

  • April 16, 2007, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Then don't watch it Moa Kaka.

    by Blarney-Man

    Whinging about good films is stupid. If you don't like it. Go watch something else.

  • April 16, 2007, 1 p.m. CST

    4th villian

    by S-Mart shopper

    Bruce Campbell as Venom's TAINT!<p>It's True! He's irritated and tired of being shit on!

  • April 16, 2007, 1:54 p.m. CST

    CHILDREN OF FUCKING SPIDER-MEN!!!

    by PwnedByStallone

    Pull my web. Can't wait for this shit!

  • April 16, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    DID SOMEBODY SAY "TAINT"? VENOM'S TAINT!!

    by Dorothys Taint Again

    drips with back goo. He makes it smile when he strecthes it out. Be careful not to touch, it BITES!

  • April 16, 2007, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Venom = Spiderman's BLACK TAINT

    by Dorothys Taint Again

    with teeth, just like momma always said!

  • April 16, 2007, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Is it Aunt May or Aunt Mae? Either Way, She Needs Death

    by www.valiens.com

    And please, the gods, don't make this a romance with incidental hero work like the 2nd movie.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Shia sucked on SNL.

    by PwnedByStallone

    Indy IV is doomed.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Spidey 4 by 2012

    by Style_92

    Has to be, the world comes to an end that year anyway. <br> <br> Besides, Here's why the spidey films are intolerable upon rewatch. You realize that Tobey Maguire can't act. His whole schtick is tiny facial tics that ocilate between sad/stunned and slightly disgusted to vaguely happy-ish. When he's actually called upon to deliver lines, he mumbles them and calls it acting <br> <br> Secondly, Pete's toils in the comics were bearable because Spider-man was such an upbeat and fun character. But Spider-man is just a blank in the movies. You don't get inside his head. Oh, you get inside Pete's head for all his domestic shit, but never his thoughts and reactions to being Spider-man.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Spider-man 2.1

    by Style_92

    Kills pete's credibility. in the theatrical cut, it's easy to believe the clap trap that his Spider-man persona is what's messing him up in every other area of life. But rewatching as Spidey 2.1, that's revealed to be a sham. Evidence one: stopping those crooks in the car didn't take much time out of his trip, so Pete would have been late to her play and not allowed in anyway, even if it hadn't happened. Evidence 2: New scene in 2.1 where Pete is seen in Connor's class but deliberately not taking notes, just doodling.<br><br> So he IS just a lazy bastard that blows off his responsibility! being Spider-man is just incidental.

  • April 16, 2007, 2:48 p.m. CST

    THE THING ABOUT PLANTS IS...

    by Deus Vult

    honestly who really cares if either or both of these reviews are plants? seriously does it matter? no. why? because you, me, harry, my ol' pal mori and everyone else on this site are going to the see the movie. and we're all gonna rave about it. does that give us green thumbs too?<p>speaking of which, why is that whenever this site gets a positive moview submitted, ie: where the reviewed does NOT shred the movie, mainly out of confusion, ignorance or jealousy, every screams plant(!). are you all so naive to believe that two positive reviews of spidey3 are plants?<p>additionally, do you REALLY think this movie needs to send two positive plant reviews to aicn? if so, you better check yourself. this movie opens in china first, then japan. both places that don't know of or care to know of or need to know of or even have access to (in china's case, harry's too lib for the chinese to give the kids access to the site) this site for it to make much of a difference.<p>sheesh people think before you type! PUHLEEZE!

  • April 16, 2007, 2:49 p.m. CST

    notice I didn't say proofread before you post

    by Deus Vult

    because proofreading is for suckers. good day.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Spider-Man 2 = Most Overrated Superhero Movie....

    by Forestal

    Of All Time....

  • April 16, 2007, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Hey, who wants a big 12-inch BIB FORTUNA?!

    by finky089

    Sometimes those ads up there crack me up.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:38 p.m. CST

    To echo Deus: FUCK PROOFREADING!!

    by finky089

    good day to you, sirs.

  • April 16, 2007, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Oh, and be sure to buy a Vinyl Collectible Doll

    by finky089

  • April 16, 2007, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Why is J Jonah's wife so severe?

    by TimBenzedrine

    Could it be that she has SAND in her vagina?

  • April 16, 2007, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult

    by Style_92

    The thing is, plant has taken on a new meaning in AICN talk backs besides it's original intent. The original intent was to suggest the studio had hired someone to write a positive review and send it to Harry, posing as Joe Bloe fan, and try to trick the audience into thinking the man on the street truly liked the movie. This, has happened once or twice verifiably, but probably remains a rare case in it's truest form.<br> <br> Ofcourse, original intent of a term does not bother most talkbackers. So, the term plant is usually bandied about just to describe a person who has a positive opinion of a movie or project in which the strong tide of talkbacker opinion is negative. It's a term used by the majority to try to marginalize and dismiss the opinion of the minority. <br> <br> This ofcourse is pseudo-fascist behavior, which is common among organized fandoms. Abberant and discordant opinions must be destroyed, only then will there be harmony. It sucks, because this squelches freedom of opinion, but Whadya gonn do.

  • April 16, 2007, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Example re: Ganymede2010

    by Style_92

    See here, he thouroughly misuses the term plant. either that or he genuinely beleives that the first reviewer was hired by the studio, which is an even more ignorant opinion to have. <br> <br> No, the first review was just written by one of those fans, you know them, that love the movies so much they've specifically put blinders on to ignore the faults of those movies. Just enthusiastic fan, nothing more. Most talkbackers embrace Batman Begins in this way, although it too has many large flaws to pick over.

  • April 16, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Plants or not, who the hell...

    by MonteCristo

    ...gave Raimi the right to fuck up Spider-Man's origin? I loved Sandman. I LOVED Sandman. Now, I hate this movie's version of Sandman and I hate Raimi for bastardizing. This IS WORSE THAN VENOM DYING!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN ORGANIC WEBSHOOTERS! This is like Raimi saying, "HA HA HA! MY GOAL TO DESTROY SPIDER-MAN HAS WORKED! THE FANS'LL BE TOO DISTRACTED BY VENOM TO NOTICE!" Whatever idiot made this decision, Raimi's gonna take the blame. Did he honestly think there would be no backlash? This is worse than Jack Napier killing Batman's parents, this is fucking with your OWN FUCKING FRANCHISE! Has he lost his damn mind? Get this "plot point connect-a-character bastardize comic and destroy movie singlehandly" SHIT out of my face before I go into a DIABETIC COMA!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • April 16, 2007, 4:23 p.m. CST

    "For you see, Riddler...."

    by Style_92

    "I am Peter Parker AND Spider-man. Now, not because I have to be. But now, because I CHOOSE to be!"<br> <br> Okay, I do have to wait and see how this "Flint was Benny's REAL killer" thing plays out, but I gotta admit it don't sound good. It does sound like a repeat of the biggest mistake in the Batman film franchise prior to "And Robin."

  • April 16, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Spider-Man Forever (SPOILERS!)

    by MonteCristo

    Marko: "I needed money for the medicine(for his daughter). I told your uncle...all I wanted was the car. I was scared. He said, 'Why don't you put the gun away and go home?' I turned to see my buddy running over with the cash. I was scared, and your uncle stood up, and I don't know, my gun went off...There was a flash, a puff of smoke, and I was standing there with this stupid expression on my face and the old guy on the ground. My buddy, good ol' Caradine, he jumped in the car and peeled outta there. Left me behind to take the fall. I got on the ground next to...to Ben. He looked puzzled, like he couldn't understand what had gone wrong. I tried to pull him to his feet, shouted at him to get up. Then I heard the siren. I let his body slide outta my hands and to the pavement, and then I lit out of there just as the crowd was gathering. I...I spent a lotta nights wishin' I could take it back." (To his daughter) "I still want to be with you more than anything. But I did wrong. Gotta pay for what I did." Then, his daughter says, "Won't you forgive him? I know he did a terrible thing to you, but he's a good man." Then Spidey says, "We've all done terrible things. I...I forgive him." And, thus, an inane plot point was born. I'm sure they think the drama in the scene will overshadow everyone's common sense, but Batman's line sounded good too the first time. This is turning out to be another "Spider-Man Forever".

  • April 16, 2007, 4:37 p.m. CST

    My Spider Sense is tingling....

    by Dr Gregory House

    ....just like my scalp when I use Selson Blue. Haters can keep hatin'. You can have your robots and turtles.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST

    MJ Hate....

    by Dr Lisa Cuddy

    She's a bitch, sorry. Also CHRISTOPHER GRACE can lick my balls. Sorry, but changing your name to "Topher" just to be original is lame, lame, lame.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Topher Grace

    by TimBenzedrine

    Rymes with Gopher Face. Write your own song.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Of course Gwen dies...

    by genro

    That was Raimi's trade-off for all the compromise he's done since the first film. I'm glad he gets to do it in a way that makes it his and still in synch with the original story.

  • April 16, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Sigh...

    by fluffybunnywhiskers

    MJ might be a bitch but she's a relatively attractive one. Most of you have no idea how to write a story and you're complaining Peter's a real person with a girlfriend and an Aunt and stuff... shot after shot of just Spider-Man action with no emotional investment would be a horrible movie. I can't believe how dumb and ignorant some of you are...

  • April 16, 2007, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Wanna hear my dream, guys?

    by WolfmanNards

    My chest ripped open, and a VHS copy of spiderman 3 jumped out. I put it in my VCR and blood shot out of the screen. Then the cops came, and I ate them.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Once Again the Negative Fanboys have spoken

    by NHRonin

    And there is shit pouring out of their mouths. How can you make judgements on a movie you haven't seen? All you f'in morons loved "Snakes on a Plane" before it premiered and it blew. Learn to keep an open mind, boys. I know it's tough to learn that living in Mom's basement.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Harry and Aunt May

    by jblaze22

    are the fatalities

  • April 16, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    HIT IT LIKE A MAN, FLOW LIKE SAND

    by Octaveaeon

    Sounds like an Ang-Lee movie. Get it? Angly? ... aahh...Love me chinese long time.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    I didnt read most of that No more spoilers But

    by Phategod2

    Looks damn good and Spiderman 2 was a damn good movie.

  • April 16, 2007, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Style_92, I agree Maguire's Spider-Man is a dud

    by superninja

    and Raimi plays up the angst to the point that it's depressing and I'm rolling my eyes. Aunt May and Mary Jane are both such downers. Maguire's blankness worked okay in the first when he is supposed to come across as young and innocent, but it gets tired to continue in that vein and continue he has. The character should be much more fun, I still say Franco would've made a better Peter. You can't have real lows if you never have highs!

  • April 16, 2007, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Spidey 2 was more whimsical. It has charm which makes

    by superninja

    it worthwhile to revisit. The first film was pure formula, it is not very watchable to me.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Yeah, but it will only be really good if

    by Mr Bonefish

    Durst is in it...otherwise it will die fast. There is no foolin' the audience.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:08 p.m. CST

    What's to fool? They have no chemistry together

    by superninja

    you almost don't understand why they like each other, they both need Prozac.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Is it me or does Bryce look more

    by Phategod2

    like MJ the Durst.

  • April 16, 2007, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Toby Maguire makes goofy faces

    by WolfmanNards

    Im already in anticipation of the spiderman 3 dvd, so I can freeze frame all of the silly ass faces Maguire makes. Highlights of spidey 2: Rooftop running- After Parker decides to become spiderman once again "im back, Im back, MY back MY back" as he is running on the rooftop in slowmo, he makes the face of a 70 year old man trying to lift a truck off his wife. Train Sequence- When Spidey has to stop the moving train from leaping off of the dead-end tracks, he lodges himself on front of the train, and catches nearby buildings with his webbing to stop the momentum. He sports the mug of an irate down syndrome afflicted jewish business owner with bowel issues.

  • April 16, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST

    i agree with the wolf

    by mrdizzl

    he has this wierd thing he does with his nostrils like he's waitin for dock ock to shove a tentacle up there.

  • April 16, 2007, 9:04 p.m. CST

    No more BS Here is the Truth

    by Victor Kros

    I'm going to tell you what they won't say and if you don't like it, then stop reading this post right now.. ... ... ... ... ... - SPOILERS HERE - #1. Harry dies saving Peter Parker from a killing strike by Venom during the fatal-four way a top the construction site. #2. Venom is "contained" inside a specialized unit and stored away in a secret facility after the symbiote is seperated from Brock using a sonic weapon. #3. Aunt May reveals she's known Peter is Spider-man. #4. Venom kills Sandman. #5. Gwen Stacy DOES NOT die. There you have it, no more sugarcoated nonsense. Believe what you will. "VK"

  • April 16, 2007, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Phate, Bryce looks more like a Romita girl

    by superninja

    than Dunst, that's for sure.

  • April 16, 2007, 9:16 p.m. CST

    NewClassic, when he says "the trilogy curse is broken"

    by dtpena

    he refers to comic-book based film trilogies, like the third batman movie (sucked) the third superman (sucked) the third x-men (sucked but not sooo much..well it sucked) and the first catwoman (cause it sucked for three). So he's leaving out return of the king, back to the future 3, indiana jones 3, etc, ok?

  • April 16, 2007, 9:39 p.m. CST

    A Romita Girl?

    by Phategod2

    is that a cali thing? PLus I'm speaking only on + size Bryce not Bean pole Bryce I like My women with meat on there bones But she looks closer to a supermodel then Dunst. I thought MJ was more of a Super model Hot then Girl next door Hot.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Phate, Romita is a comic book artist

    by superninja

    who drew this famous panel of Mary Jane: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/bc/Mjface.jpg

  • April 16, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    Not to Nitpick but what would have made for

    by Phategod2

    "a good scene" without docock? what where you looking for? I realize they did away with Spidey's charming Nuerotisism and made him more EMO but I could deal with it more then the complete Farce of a movie batman & Robin was.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Oh ok

    by Phategod2

    I got cha.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Doc Oc was okay, mostly because of Molina.

    by superninja

    (It's getting old making every villain sympathetic.) The scenes with him and Peter were nicely acted, though. I liked the quirky scenes like MJ running in the wedding dress, Peter walking along happy as a clam, Peter imagining a conversation between himself and Uncle Ben. Of course the scenes with Harry, Franco's acting is more intense I wish Maguire and Dunst would not underplay so much. It's a comic book movie, it's mythology, it's theater.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:19 p.m. CST

    See what I mean?

    by superninja

    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/bryce_dallas_howard/spiderman3.jpg <p>Romita girl.

  • April 16, 2007, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Then there's...

    by superninja

    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/kirsten_dunst/spiderman33.jpg <p> Peter, have you seen my bottle of Prozac?

  • April 16, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    She's very MJish and she has a way better smile

    by Phategod2

    I don't know if she looked this good 6 years ago but SHe definately should have been cast as MJ if she looked that good.

  • April 16, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST

    I like her as Gwen, she has that ethereal sweetness.

    by superninja

    Jessica Biel would've been a perfect MJ, she looks like a real-life version of her. She would be believable as a model as well.<p>http://athletic.drition.net/Babes/Jessica%20Biel/Seite2/jessica_biel_04040601.jpg

  • April 16, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Trust ME I dont need a Pic of Biel I know who she is.

    by Phategod2

    ;) DO you she has the acting chops to Pull MJ off? I Know one thing the Climax scene on PT 2 would have taken on a life of it's own with the wet dress and camel toe action.

  • April 16, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Well, I don't have the same kind of appreciation

    by superninja

    for Biel as you do, clearly. I think she is a good actress, the thing is MJ doesn't really require some fantastic actress. In fact the character always sort of reminded me of a fantasy/horror character more than a real person, particularly later on. Peter seems more real to me than her, I never liked it when they were married in the comics, I always liked Gwen or Black Cat better (before she became a major slut).

  • April 16, 2007, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Isn't he still married to MJ

    by Phategod2

    I loved the "Evil that men do" series Kevin SMith did some really good writing there and I love his Black cat, Now there's something I pay to see as far as a PT. 4

  • April 17, 2007, midnight CST

    Who would you've picked to be MJ Krack?

    by Phategod2

    We've played this game before but If this movie Turns a profit which all but gauranteed they'll probably do some major recasting for PT 4 who would you like to see as a MJ?

  • April 17, 2007, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Who thinks Jake Gyllenhaal could be a good

    by Phategod2

    Spidey or could have been a good Venom?

  • April 17, 2007, 12:07 a.m. CST

    I'd have made Maguire Harry and Franco Peter.

    by superninja

    I'd have flipped them. Maguire's brooding personality alternating with childlike innocence would've been perfect for Harry in making him seem dangerous and vulnerable. Franco's Harry by far has the strongest performance (all the villains do, I guess), but he's not wierd enough for Harry. Can't figure it out with Franco. He is a really likeable actor but he just keeps picking mediocre films.

  • April 17, 2007, 12:11 a.m. CST

    And Tobey would've had the red zigzag hair.

    by superninja

    If I made Spider-Man. Hahah.

  • April 17, 2007, 12:14 a.m. CST

    bad agent

    by Phategod2

    But Harry has that Evil look, (Either that or REbel without a cause) He's got the james dean look he needs to take advantage of it. I'd love to see him face off against Cillian Murphy in any type of role.

  • April 17, 2007, 12:16 a.m. CST

    It will be titled Human Torch v Spider-Man: Escalation

    by superninja

    Galactus gets a web wedgie and destroys a major US city. Torch has no choice but to dare the Living Tribunal to pull his finger.

  • April 17, 2007, 12:16 a.m. CST

    It will be titled Human Torch v Spider-Man: Escalation

    by superninja

    Galactus gets a web wedgie and destroys a major US city. Torch has no choice but to dare the Living Tribunal to pull his finger.

  • April 17, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Dang it, posted it twice.

    by superninja

    And on the wrong topic.

  • April 17, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST

    MJ Recast

    by TimBenzedrine

    Rachel McAdams with red hair. She looked good as a brunette in Wedding Crashers,but with a red dye job she'd be the perfect Mary Jane.

  • April 17, 2007, 9:37 a.m. CST

    MJ recast

    by Lost Prophet

    fuck it- anybody. I will take a small bet that there are better looking, more talented and more appropriate actresses waiting tables in LA

  • April 17, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    I love you, Sly!

    by Fecal Debris

    Here is my treatment for Spider-Man 4: Gwen Stacy disrobes and joins Mary Jane Watson, already in the shower at Peter's apartment. For 90 minutes we see the ladies soap each other up, probe and kiss each other, etc. Cut to Peter (as Spidey) swinging into an open window of the apartment. He takes off his mask. Smash close-up on Peter's face. His eyes flick about the apartment--he hears the shower running. Knowingly, he smiles. Fade to black, roll credits, and give me my awards.

  • April 17, 2007, 11:39 a.m. CST

    When will Spidey get some balls and make wisecracks?

    by Doc_Strange

    Seriously, there are three films and Spiderman is still being played all Beta Male. Come on, where's the jokes and sense of humor that makes Spiderman great?

  • April 17, 2007, 11:48 p.m. CST

    hmmm

    by slkboxrman

    well i think recasting in any future spider man movies is stupid, if u cant get back the originals then let it go..... and just because venom is "dealt with" doesnt neccessarily mean hes killed off, it means hes beaten, plus im apt to believe whoever said it earlier that the deaths are HARRY and AUNT MAY

  • April 18, 2007, 12:28 a.m. CST

    VENOM DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by ekocher

    its true he does...so says the bones of topher grace

  • April 18, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    io've never been a fan of the gobin

    by Mr_X

    spidey has enough villians and they shoudl have started off teh franchise with a better one. still i look forward to seeing this ont he big screen probably with kurt russell as he likes a good laugh and not with my severe wife as she tends to bring the whole mood down.

  • April 18, 2007, 12:24 p.m. CST

    I SAW SPIDEY 3

    by mrdizzl

    I saw spiderman 3 last night and it IS Harry who dies trying to save Peter and Gwen Stacey at the end. Peter has to chose, Gwen, or MJ. He picked the red carpet.

  • April 18, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    thats bs i read the book

    by ekocher

    harry and venom dies....venom spits out brocks bones then he decinagrates

  • April 19, 2007, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Another Spiderman 3 review

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    Not so favorable http://tinyurl.com/359uvu I don't give a shit. Nothing will keep me from seeing this movie and this review only tells me that this reviewer was not a fan of 1 or 2 so fuck um.

  • April 19, 2007, 4:14 a.m. CST

    Seen it last night in Dublin folks...

    by redtom

    ... and it weren't pretty - turned into most embarassing time I've had at the cinema since Batman & Robin... you have been warned...

  • April 24, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Im Hopeful...Until I See It Myself

    by Mr_MovieGoer

    Now I heard so many spoilers for this movie, but me as a trekkie-like Spider-Man fan (or Spider-Fan if you will) I heard Venom dies and doesn't get much action or backstory. Im thinking of Venom from the 1990s Fox cartoon and I look at the Spider-Man 3-version of him. Not very similar; too puny, not a deep, raspy voice, and doesn't say "We are Venom" either. I just hope Venom and Spidey have one hell of a slobberknocker that tops any fight scene in the previous 2 films. I've watched so many different trailers and conclude that: Harry and Peter fight in the very beginning of the movie, Harry dies, Spider-Man teams up with Harry at the end resulting in Harry's death, and there wont be many surprise fight scenes since we've seen them all in the combined trailers (just like what happened when they promoted HULK) .Also, its only 2 hours and 20 minutes long. I wanted a Peter Jackson-like 3 hour epic smackdown with Venom getting at least 45 minutes of screentime. But alas, thats not the case. I hope the critics are right when they say that the fans will be pleased, because I dont think they stuck too close to the cartoon or comics that much. But hey, at least it not gonna be like the debacle that happened to X-Men: The Last Stand from what I hear.

  • April 24, 2007, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Can I add another comment?

    by Mr_MovieGoer

    I would like to because I really hope this movie breaks the comic-trilogy curse, because I feel like I was visually molested by X-Men: The Last Stand and insulted by what they added and took away. Spider-Man 3 doesn't seem to have that problem other than Venom could've used more backstory and fightscenes. Im actually hopeful about the 3rd installment, and I might need to have a full physical beforehand so I don't have a heart-attack while taking in all the visual marvels of this film which clearly used every penny of $258 million wisely. If the movie truly is as good as the critics and fan-critics say, then we as movie goers must do everything to make sure that Spider-Man 3 topples Titanic is all-time box office sales. All it has to do is break $650 million to do so. Spidey can do it. 10 more days left until the summer movie season swings into action with the most anticipated superhero movie ever.

  • April 28, 2007, 11:30 a.m. CST

    WOW

    by mrdizzl

    my local theater started selling spidey 3 tickets 3 WEEKS ago.... hu huh huhuh huhuh uhhu....cool.

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