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Oh, God... already? Anna Nicole the biopic? Uh...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If you weren't sick enough of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith, now you can look forward to a biopic chronicling her life from age 17 all the way 'till her death... and a real deal one... well, meaning that's it's not a movie of the week or Lifetime channel flick... They're trying to make a real movie here. Singer Willa Ford is locked in to play Smith... Despite me thinking Smith was worthless as a person, I have to admit that her life... if it was a movie... would be something out of a Coen Bros. movie... maybe a lobotomized Coen Bros. movie, but you know what I mean. Still, it'd take some amazing move like getting the Coens or some incredible director attached to get me to watch this.


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  • April 11, 2007, 12:49 a.m. CST

    first to say

    by masterbrocksamson

    i really don't care. nuff said by me. g-night.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Her baby's dad

    by Allfather Starr

    Looks like Shane Warne.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:53 a.m. CST

    Because someone has to say it

    by Purgatori

    TOO SOON!!! There...now leave the poor already fucked up kid alone with the bio-pic of her fucked up mom already. Although...it would so be perfect casting to have Jessica Simpson gain like a hundred pounds so she looks like an actual human and not a Grey and play her.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:54 a.m. CST

    besides a great set of knockers

    by RonJeremyIrons

    what else was there?

  • April 11, 2007, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Trimspa: The Movie!

    by thelivingdoll

    Where's Uwe Boll when you need him...(sigh.)

  • April 11, 2007, 1 a.m. CST

    I'm sure Oscar buzz will follow...

    by Bong

    That seems to be the case with biopics...

  • April 11, 2007, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Off-topic

    by thethedew

    What is the movie reference in the new Harry animation? Underwater...

  • April 11, 2007, 1:07 a.m. CST

    The animation

    by hidden_shallows

    It's from The Night of the Hunter starring Robert Mitchum.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:10 a.m. CST

    Well know I know what that Willa Ford chick looks like

    by Alonzo Mosely

    I'd do her...

  • April 11, 2007, 1:16 a.m. CST

    does this mean

    by MoseSchrute

    we'll get to see Willa Ford naked? Because that's the only reason I would see this movie!

  • April 11, 2007, 1:18 a.m. CST

    scratch that

    by MoseSchrute

    I just found Ford's playboy pics online. Now I have no reason to see this movie.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:22 a.m. CST

    ummmm ...

    by Lou C.

    what exactly DOESN'T the American public know about this woman? Sadly, I can't say the people behind this are idiots, because people seem to be fascinated with her. I have to keep CNN on my TV at the newspaper I work at, and if i saw Larry Birkhead raising his arms and celebrating like he was going to Disneyland one more time, I think I would would have ripped the TV off the fucking wall.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:24 a.m. CST

    John Goodman as Fat Anna

    by IForgotAbout19

    If the Coens directed it, it would be so. And he'd be fucking brilliant, I'd wager. I feel worse for Frances Bean Cobain than I ever will for Anna Nichole Smith Junior.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:32 a.m. CST

    it's a tv movie.

    by BEARison Ford

    not theatrical. who cares.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:34 a.m. CST

    Variety is reporting Shia Labeouf will be playing......

    by Forestal

    Anna Nicole Smith's taint...

  • April 11, 2007, 1:42 a.m. CST

    The anus is unremarkable

    by playahatersball

    They should turn that autopsy report into a movie. A riveting read, that is.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:45 a.m. CST

    No this is a good idea.

    by TheNorthlander

    better they do it now so it's over with. then we can forget about her completely. In fact, could somebody do the same with paris hilton? please?

  • April 11, 2007, 2:04 a.m. CST

    Argh!

    by MonkeyManReturns

    Even after death, she haunts us!! So long as Lyndsay "no talent-drug-junkee-alchoholic-loser-waste of space" Lohan isn't in it...I really don't care what they do with Anna Nicole's non-legacy! I feel bad for the grandaughter...a Paris Hilton in the making...yes, I think so...

  • April 11, 2007, 2:07 a.m. CST

    Tara Reid..

    by Redfive!

    Would and should play anna nichole,what better crappy actress to portray her.

  • April 11, 2007, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Too soon!

    by Reelheed

    God! Is she even in the ground yet? FS. The arseholes behind this need a good fucking slap about the chops. Disgusting. Really disgusting.

  • April 11, 2007, 2:28 a.m. CST

    If Anna Nicole's corpse still looked pretty decent...

    by Delagoya

    You think she'd be fuckable? She could at least be a good skull-fuck!

  • April 11, 2007, 2:28 a.m. CST

    I've heard that...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...Dennis Muren and ILM are already building her digital breasts...

  • April 11, 2007, 2:37 a.m. CST

    Oh come one, the only surprise about the movie is...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...that it took so long to announce it.

  • April 11, 2007, 2:49 a.m. CST

    What I'd like to see is a Warren Jeffs movie

    by LordMaker

    That would be great. That voice. Something a young James Woods could have a lot of fun with

  • April 11, 2007, 2:50 a.m. CST

    The sooner the better

    by kingoflight

    get it out the way i hate this slag, let that be the last we here of that stupid fut fuck. SHE WAS UG -- LEE Big tits don't make you look good.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:10 a.m. CST

    Time to break into song.

    by fluffybunnywhiskers

    Ding dong the bitch is dead! Hurrah hurrah, we are the lollipop guild and such.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:14 a.m. CST

    =sigh=

    by jwardlow

    One only need watch Entertainment Anna Nicole, uh, I mean Anna Nicole Tonight, er, whatever... that show with Mary Hart on for a few seconds between Anna Nicole photos, to get their monthly fill in an evening. Actually, I created a drinking game for that show about 6 weeks ago. For every mention of "Anna" or "Anna Nicole", take a drink. Had to stop though when it became obvious that each ep would mean a liver transplant! For Godsake, Hollywood... I feel a little sorry for her, but GIVE IT A REST. She didn't rate all this exposure.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:33 a.m. CST

    Maybe....

    by FUZZYWOOKIEE

    It was the time I grew up in but I loved Anna Nicole, until that stupid reality show ass-raped my pubescent fantasies like a hardcore felon just out from a year in the hole. Anyone remember Skyscraper, fantastic american cinema there.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:34 a.m. CST

    that was fast

    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    body isnt even cold yet and they got this going and casted already.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:37 a.m. CST

    I cared little for her in life, why start now ?

    by RobinP

    She was a zero talent, unpleasant lump of white trailer park trash. I saw a few episodes of her reality show and saw how truly repugnant she was to her hangers-on. Pass. To people like this, death is a career move.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:39 a.m. CST

    i agree with da geeza dat sed Goodman should play Anna

    by council estate scumbag

    That'll make it worth watching. he'll have to put on 10 stone to look convincing as her tho. This film is fucking pointless. waste of megabytes posting this

  • April 11, 2007, 3:44 a.m. CST

    should call the film STERN'S PUPPET

    by Monkey_King

    because that's what she became. An over-medicated puppet who said and did what lawyer/paramour Stern told her.

  • April 11, 2007, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Peter Jackson for JLA!

    by UltimaRex

    What? I really don't care about this... So, back to it. Peter Jackson for JLA!

  • April 11, 2007, 4:18 a.m. CST

    Who Cares?

    by Athanatos

    She doesn't deserve any kind of movie. She has become as annoying in death as she was in life.

  • April 11, 2007, 4:36 a.m. CST

    An ugly mediocrity...

    by Thomas Cromwell

    ...that seems to give the American media an endless and unpleasant orgasm. The amount of coverage that was given to the whole sordid affair is another nail in the coffin of American journalism. She was an ugly, screwed up slut. End of story. You just need to tell all the sleazy, middle aged heads of the news networks and film studios who still get hard just looking at her sneering porn star face.

  • April 11, 2007, 4:42 a.m. CST

    She was a deluded, brainless idiot but.......

    by knifeandfork

    ....her life story was crazy and scandolous enough to make a great film . You dont need to be great person to have a great biopic: check out that german film "underground" about the last days of hitler....

  • April 11, 2007, 5:18 a.m. CST

    Tales from the Crypt presents:

    by CuervoJones

    The Old Man´s Haunted Money

  • April 11, 2007, 5:22 a.m. CST

    But who's going to play Leslie Nielson?

    by Gozu

    I mean, outside of Playboy and marrying that old fart for his money, her performance in "Naked Gun 33 and a 1/3rd" really is her crowning achievement.

  • April 11, 2007, 5:39 a.m. CST

    TOO SOON!!

    by Blarney-Man

    Ayep.

  • April 11, 2007, 5:39 a.m. CST

    Why can't they cast Wil Smith to play her? :(

    by JackPumpkinhead

    By the way, I thought this was a terrible idea, but then I heard laughing to my left, and it was Kurt Russell. But then he explained he was just watching "stupidcat.swf" on his cell phone, so it turns out that this still is a terrible idea.

  • April 11, 2007, 5:57 a.m. CST

    And this is off topic, but.... Uweeeeeeee!

    by JackPumpkinhead

    http://bollbashers.com/ http://www.richdunbeck.com/2007/04/uwe-boll-can-suck-my-proudly-american.html And of course, this! http://www.bollbashers.com/trailers/postal_clip.mov

  • April 11, 2007, 7 a.m. CST

    Next.

    by Evil Chicken

    There is not one redeemable facet of the human condition that has ever been a part of this tale. This biopic will appeal only to those who have the time to sit and watch “Morey” or “The Jerry Springer Show.” Unfortunately, that is a lot of people. Mike Judge was right with “Idiocracy.” The movie wasn’t the best but the sentiment is way too close to the mark. How about the crowds cheering for the successful semen guy? I weep for the future. I had high hopes that all of these non-issue issues would disappear from our headlines once the woman was laid to rest but no – these idiots are still grabbing headlines from a war in Iraq and Afghanistan. What is wrong with us and can it be changed – or is Mike Judge right after all? Wow.

  • April 11, 2007, 7:05 a.m. CST

    Corpse Bride 2

    by Kloipy

    and the unremarkable anus

  • April 11, 2007, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Goodman should play her. And Dom DeLuise should play

    by kinghenryVIII

    her tits. But each tit should be dressed up like Captain Chaos .... DUHN DUHN DUHNNNNNNNNN! Wearing a mask with only one eye hole in each so the nipple can stick out. I've given this waaaay to much thought.<p>Honestly, I thought she was a peice of ass .... minus the fat decade. Stern HAD to be on cloud 9 .... keeping the chic all medicated up and poking it in every gap. <p>But hopefully this will put the nail in the coffin. I am beyond sick and tired of hearing "Anna this" and "Anna that". Hell, even the Drudge Report couldn't stop headlining her. Lights out on this cum dumpster. 3-4 paternity tests .... Plant the door knob already!

  • April 11, 2007, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Somewhere, Moriarty is having a conniption fit...

    by tonagan

    Wait 'til the billboard goes up ;)

  • April 11, 2007, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Redneck Whore Fatass Dead

    by Kloipy

    that's what it'll say

  • April 11, 2007, 7:34 a.m. CST

    it's like Vivaldi's four seasons

    by Kloipy

    with less violins and more prescription pills

  • April 11, 2007, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Here's the things about Anna

    by Kloipy

    No one cared about her until she died. And why would you? She added nothing to society except fake tits. Just listen to her talk sometime. She was so vapid and just a waste of oxygen. I didn't wish her to die, i just think it's stupid to uplift someone who did nothing for the world.

  • April 11, 2007, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Anna was already in a Coen's movie . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . The Hudsucker Proxy. She tells the newly wealthy bellboy to punch out Tim Robbins' character. And why's everybody being so hard on her? She kept me company several times circa 93-94. Or at least some nude photos of her did . . .

  • April 11, 2007, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Smith was a nappy-headed ho

    by Dr Gregory House

    OMG.....I'm like....such a racist.

  • April 11, 2007, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Wait till Tara Reid dies ....

    by kinghenryVIII

    There's another worthless peice of slut meat. It cracks me up she played the "prim and proper can't wait to lose my hymen" character on Pie and all she's done is botch her boob job up. Tara-dise HAHAHA. There's another cum dumpster who douches with a bottle of cider vinager. How these slits get so much attention is beyond me.

  • April 11, 2007, 8:03 a.m. CST

    tough act to follow

    by BRUTICUS

    sorry but they are going to have a VERY difficult time finding anyone as hot as anna nicole was during her modeling career.. Willa Ford doesn't come close.

  • April 11, 2007, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Pixar should do this movie

    by Kloipy

    from the view point of her unremarkable anus

  • April 11, 2007, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Shia's taint could make a cameo

    by Kloipy

    as Perny the pernium

  • April 11, 2007, 8:42 a.m. CST

    I saw pics of Kristie Swanson...

    by zer0cool2k2

    still a little chunky from childbirth, which she used to play an Anna Nicole like character in one of those "ripped from the headlines" episodes of Law & Order. She looked like a great choice, although I'd still go with John Goodman

  • April 11, 2007, 8:57 a.m. CST

    No way it's as good as her porn film

    by chrth

    Of course, there's no way it's as good as any porn film.

  • April 11, 2007, 9:07 a.m. CST

    This needs some class, where is Moriarty?

    by Billyeveryteen

    I know, I know, wait for the billboard.

  • April 11, 2007, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Anna just screamed class

    by Kloipy

    i'm mean look at the dumb bitch. "Like my body?" no i don't!

  • April 11, 2007, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Someone call The Wachowski Brothers!

    by Nate Champion

    They need an Oscar-baiter like this to get their careers back on track.

  • April 11, 2007, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Wow, lots the hate...

    by Childe Roland

    ...for a dead lady who provided us a butt (however unremarkable her anus may have been) for so many jokes.<p>I think any death that cuts a life short is tragic. And if that life had little or no meaning, that makes it even moreso (who knows what she might have accomplished after some possible future moment of clarity and self realization?).<p>As for this movie, I demand that during the "making of" documentary, they show the producers feasting on still-warm dead human flesh. And it would be nice if, at that point, the narrator would adopt an Eric Idle-like British accent and say, very calmly: "Something...has gone terribly wrong."

  • April 11, 2007, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Forget that...

    by Anna Valerious

    Get Amy Pohler. Her performance as Anna Nicole in the "Train Wreck Awards" sketch proves it.

  • April 11, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Roland

    by Kloipy

    I see your point, but at the same time i don't think she was the type of person to come to that realization. She was obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and she got her wish to end up like her. she was so warped by the life she had made for herself, that any attention is all she lived for

  • April 11, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    She was the american lola Ferrai

    by emeraldboy

    lola who. Once upon time there was sexy young italian called lola. Skinny, blonde, knock out figure, really beautiful. Then she met someone who convinced her to have breast implant surgery and it all went down hill after that, she went on Eurotrash and we all laughed at her. Her Breast impants got larger and larger, this started and crush her kidneys and her liver, so her drs put her on pills to which she became addicted, while it sounds funny that one of ther breast implants went, the leakage caused blood poision and she died, in hospital, bankrupt.

  • April 11, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST

    It's a race between Anna and the Duke Lacrosse Players

    by Triumph poops!

    Since they're (apparently) dropping all charges against the Duke Lacrosse players today, it'll now be a 2-way race between them and the Anna Nicole people to see who can get a cheezy TV movie of the week on the air first, while the stories are still fresh in everyone's mind.<p>Then again what am I saying? This is TV we're talking about here. They're obviously going to serve up BOTH!

  • April 11, 2007, 9:22 a.m. CST

    "Besides a great pair of knockers...

    by ScarranHalfBreed

    What else was there?" Was there even that?

  • April 11, 2007, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Bro's before Ho's : The Don Imus Story

    by Kloipy

    starring Leslie Neilson

  • April 11, 2007, 9:39 a.m. CST

    ANNA NICOLE FINALY REACHES GOAL WEIGHT

    by gride9000

    i stoll that headline from the onion

  • April 11, 2007, 9:39 a.m. CST

    They were fake??? Everything I believed in

    by Kloipy

    is a LIE!!!!

  • April 11, 2007, 9:44 a.m. CST

    I was a teenage cum dumpster! The Anna Nichole story

    by Kloipy

    ouch, that was bad

  • April 11, 2007, 10 a.m. CST

    Will her breasts be CGI?

    by www.valiens.com

    Didn't we already get an Anna Nicole biopic on "Saturday TV Funhouse?" She was played aptly by Smurfette if I recall correctly.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:01 a.m. CST

    I just got off the phone with the CGI boobs

    by Forestal

    They said they can't wait to star in this soon to be masterpiece of a TV-movie. They also told me they've heard that the Weinsteins will produce.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:04 a.m. CST

    do a google image search for nudity

    by Rupee88

    This chick was in Playboy too, but her boobies aren't as big as ANS's.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:11 a.m. CST

    It's a great story

    by rev_skarekroe

    Rags to riches to fat to insane to dead. Gripping.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:26 a.m. CST

    THIS FILM WILL BE THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!!

    by Err

    Bobby Trendy will be played by Shia LaBeouf

  • April 11, 2007, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Willa Ford couldn't play Anna's left butt cheek!

    by SympatheticDevil

    Skinny-assed wanna be.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Didn't the late Bob Fosse

    by skimn

    cover pretty much the same ground (with different details) in Star 80? Small town with dreams of stardom gets pix in Playboy, launching a c-grade career, enventually dies.. Sidenote, rent this flick to see Eric Roberts greatest performance.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:41 a.m. CST

    To Skimn...

    by Err

    He covered some of the same ground, but Anna Nichole is different. Star 80 dealt was based on the story of Dorothy Stratten, 1980 Playmate of the Year. Star 80 explores a brief and tragic career that was engineered by Stratten's loutish husband and manager, Paul Snider. Shunned by the rich and powerful people who court his beautiful, ingenuous wife, Snider makes her first the beneficiary and then the victim of his own ambition.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:42 a.m. CST

    This will only work...

    by thecomedian

    If they do it like a dark comedy version of "Star 80". Kind of like "Star 80" meets "Man on The Moon" or something. I'm sure that's probably how it was pitched.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    and you guys beat me to the Star 80 stuff already...

    by thecomedian

    That's a damn good movie. The only thing more heartbreaking is when you see pictures of the real Dorothy Stratten and she's like a bazillion times hotter than Marielle Hemmingway.

  • April 11, 2007, 10:56 a.m. CST

    This site needs help

    by liljuniorbrown

    Talk back's are full of people saying that the producers of a movie like this are "sick" and "depraved" all the while calling a dead woman things like "whore" "cum dumpster" "slut" and "worthless". Posting things like that about someone who you don't personaly know or who isn't even alive to defend themselves is chiken shit. Childe Roland, you made a great point but I have to say it's hard to belive i'm in the minority for not wanting to use this talkback to berate someone who really never did anything to anyone but herself. The truth is she was a product of her enviroment. Watch the vh1 special Dark Roots the unauthorized biography of Anna Nicole Smith,it was produced around the time of her reality show. This documentary showed how this woman raised dirt poor by a family of borderline illiterate drug addicts (prescription,which is huge in the south,exp Elvis) who survived the only way she knew how. Was it wrong? Absolutely! She passed the mistakes she was reveling in down to her son who self destructed alot faster but thats not even the worst part of the tragedy. When she did make it out of the white trash world and into Hollywood,no one even tried to help her get off of that path and onto a path of education and any kind of moral values, bottom line, she stayed in survival mode up into her death. The people that deserve all the hate and vile speech are people like Howard K Stern, Larry Burkhead,and even the late Howard Marshall used this woman up and tossed her aside. The sad thing is now they can do it in her death and that peice of shit Larry Burkhead cheering like he won the World Series will do the same to her daughter. Everyone has a right to there opinion,and mine is anyone who has no more value for human life than to talk about fucking some one's dead body or to call this dead lady a slut and a whore has alot of bad kharma coming there way.

  • April 11, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Willa Ford?!

    by NutsackMemories

    Anyone remember her as the "Bad Girl of Pop"? It's pretty sad that she gave herself that name. And even sadder that when she posed for Playboy, they put Jessica Alba on the cover, who didn't even want to be on there. Not to mention that over-the-top hilarious Six Flags commercial where she sings "I Wanna Be Bad" and rips off a candy striper uniform? Man, what a skank.

  • April 11, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Karma Shmara

    by Kloipy

    Each person has a chance to make their life what it is. Anna was no different. So i was raised to hate someone because of their race, and grew up to murder someone, it's ok because I'm just a product of my environment? She could have stopped doing what she was doing and turned her life around. But no. She chose to wallow in excess and look where it got her. People die everyday, good people who devoted their lives to helping others. But probably 98% of them die in obscurity. Do they get a movie based on their life? I don't think so. They just die. Why do we make such a point to hold up people like Anna Nichole? Her claim to fame was being naked and dumb. Why should we think of her any way else in her death? People just bitch about how tough they had it and then just go on to prepetuate the same shit that happened to them.

  • April 11, 2007, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Sounds like an Entourage joke

    by Big Bad Clone

    I'd rather see Matterhorn

  • April 11, 2007, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Meh...

    by hadez

    So, you think this Willa Ford chick thinks that, just like Jamie Fox after Ray, this movie will catapult her career?

  • April 11, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    I think the only thing that can be agreed upon

    by skimn

    is that Howard K Stern needs to have Hitler shove a pineapple up his ass on an hourly basis.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by liljuniorbrown

    Never said Smith should be held up in any kind of light. I'm just as tired of seeing this crap on tv everyday like everyone else in the world. I've got friends still in Iraq and Afghanistan (I'm blessed enough to be done there) who need the spotlight turned there so people can see the lack of body armor,lack of security from things like suicide and roadside bombs, and just over all mental health from the stress of that shit. My point was and still is ,this site has turned into nothing but hate. Hate for movies (most of which havn't even been released) directors, actors,and each other. I just think Anna Nicole Smith lived her life the way she was raised to live it and that was excessive.She lived the "do whatever you need to do to survive" mentality.I just don't see how sitting behind a computer and jerking off while typing out lines like " I want to skull fuck her" and "If her dead body was still warm i'd fuck that cum dumpster" can do anything but show how fucking lame someone is. The post by skimn was right on,and Childe Roland is usally right, but the rest of this tripe is just hate to see who can hate the loudest and nastiest.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    She was a brilliant, wonderful, pop icon!

    by jollysleeve

    One of the most beautiful women to ever live. And she was taken from us too early. But you know what they say: The candles that burn brightest, burn quickest. She will be remembered for generations to come as the absolute pioneer, genius and artist she was in her chosen field of, uh, music? Acting? What was it she did again?<p>Doesn't matter. What matters is she died young, and was in the public spotlight, which makes her an artistically-brilliant pop icon!

  • April 11, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST

    I miss Russ Meyer

    by CuervoJones

    This is like one of his movies.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:33 p.m. CST

    who will play Entertainment Tonight's Pat O'Brien?

    by HypeEndsHere

    you know, ET is crucial. they interviewed her every day of her fucking life after her daughter was born and did NOTHING to get her any sort of help. then when Anna kicked it, they REALLY started to fuck the corpse. every day. all day. and let us face it, the fascination with Anna was always this: Would you fuck a retarded girl if she were this hot?

  • April 11, 2007, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Man,

    by jollysleeve

    I just read liljuiniorbrown's post, and I can't help but totally empathize with his viewpoint. Now I feel silly for posting my snarky little barb up there.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:36 p.m. CST

    It'll be in dollar theaters 2 weeks after release

    by Hamtaro_Hentai

    Or there is no God.

  • April 11, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    liljuniorbrown

    by Kloipy

    I understand where you are coming from. I do. There is many more important issues that people should be focused on instead of celebrity news. But nothing is going to change. People love to hate. No one wants peace anymore, because hate is so much more entertaining to them. Yes, there are some very sick people out there. but that's not gonna change either. Look at when Iraq started, people over here were jumping up and down screaming "Kill those towel-heads! Nuke Iraq!" Hate is everywhere. We breed it into each other. Look how many people were so devastated by 9/11, but it's not like America hasn't done the same thing to other countries (if not worse). So it does no good to get upset about it because it isn't going to change

  • April 11, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Quickie bio-pic filmed 'between' April & May.

    by Napoleon Park

    Amanda Lee Williford to portray Anna Nicole Smith in bio-pic, in case you were still wondering. *** When Anna Nicole Smith passed away the first question among media pundits was not the tabloid inquiries of what killed her (too many medications) or who's the babydaddy (ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead) but rather "Who will play her in the inevitable bio-pic?" My guess was fellow playmate Jenny McCarthy. It was recently announced that original Buffy the Vampire slayer movie lead and recent mom Kristy Swanson would be playing a "torn from the headlines" roman a clef Smith based character on an upcoming Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode (though this role has not yet been added to her IMDb resume). And now it's been officially announced by Variety: American pop music recording artist Willa Ford (Amanda Lee Williford. 26) will star in the indy film "Anna Nicole". Ford has also hosted reality TV series and MTVs TRL Live, was included in Playboy magazines 2007 list of top twenty-five sexiest celebrities and is a "Dancing with the Stars" alumni and former Pussycat Doll. Like many modern pop singers she was a former Disney employee (she sang at one of the theme parks) and appeared in ads for Pantene hair products. The quickie bio-pic, slated for Summer release and already filmed between April and May* is apparently her second acting job following a 2002 episode of "Raising Dad". = Napoleon Park = (* Nitpickers will note a questionable detail in the report: technically, there is No time "in between" April and May. I assume the writer meant that the film was shot During April and May. Unless it was filmed impossibly fast.) http://tinyurl.com/375kgy http://tinyurl.com/2u7c2v http://tinyurl.com/2mjn8a http://tinyurl.com/2sbbwx

  • April 11, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Ummm...

    by Tal111

    ..did she die or something?

  • April 11, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Anna Nicole gotta eat!!!

    by disfigurehead

    Well...not any more.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Pat obrien will play pat obrien

    by Mastashake

    or the entertainment industry is officially dead.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Kloipy and Lil

    by skimn

    Its easy to hate, the dead can't fight back.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    unless they become zombies

    by Kloipy

    sorry. I know they can't. And someday I'll be just as dead. Oh well. Can't help it. and in time the memory of me will be gone, it happens to us all.

  • April 11, 2007, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Too Soon for this...

    by Wee Willie

    Our Nation has not yet recoverd from this devastating tragedy. It is typical of the Hollywood elite to exploit the tragic loss of one of our Nation's daughters for profits. Won't someone please think of the children... of our Nation. What about the families? Is it right to exploit their grief in this time of mourning? This time of rebuilding? Won't someone please think of our Nation?

  • April 11, 2007, 1:41 p.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

    by HypeEndsHere

    i just got a breakdown for this project: guess who they're trying to cast?..."THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH PROJECT (Talk Show Host) Feature Film SAG Modified Low-Budget Contract Executive Producer: Joseph Merhi Producers: Jack Nasser, Joseph Nasser Director: Keoni Waxman Casting: Mionie~Barnao Casting Casting Directors: Anthony Barnao & Lisa Mionie Shoot/Start Date: Monday, April 16th Pay Rate: Scale + 10% Location: Los Angeles ANTHONY BARNAO & LISA MIONIE NASSER ENTERTAINMENT [ TALK SHOW HOST ] He is the last talk show personality to interview Anna Nicole Smith. SUBMIT RECOGNIZABLE TELEVISION HOSTS AND PERSONALITIES ONLY"...... ahahah!

  • April 11, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by Kloipy

    I missed you

  • April 11, 2007, 2:19 p.m. CST

    I guess POOR dead prostitutes...

    by samsquanch

    don't get movies made about them.

  • April 11, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST

    You people kill me....

    by screamster101

    I love coming here to get amused like this. You are all so quick to judge her by calling her a "slut","white trash", etc. I bet that all of you "haters" can't get laid and are fat fucks that have no life but these boards. Funny thing is she has done more with her short life than any of you ever will. :P Keep em' coming! ROFL

  • April 11, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    I know my name is Steven

    by magnetoelectric

    "The Lifetime channel,...were cashin in"

  • April 11, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST

    screamer

    by Kloipy

    what has she done exactly? Posed nude? Had a reality tv show about her that made her out to be retarded? Lost weight by using diet pills? Got drunk on tv and made a complete fool out of herself and her life? Died? Wow what an accomplishment

  • April 11, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Kloipy.. Um.. Yes?!?!

    by screamster101

    You just answered your own questions. And you have done??? and you have how much money??? and are how famous??? and have been in how many commercials??? My job here is done...

  • April 11, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    LOL where is your point?

    by Kloipy

    She's dead. She can't take that money with her. It sure didn't bring her happiness. She's famous for being stupid and being a sex object (not symbol). What good is that? And she'll be remembered as such. And what have you done my friend that is so much better?

  • April 11, 2007, 2:43 p.m. CST

    And also

    by Kloipy

    Let's see, I'm a survivor of years of sexual and physical abuse, I am now helping people get through the same thing, I'm married, I have a job, I have people who love me. Fame isn't everything. Hitler was famous, do you think he's better than us too?

  • April 11, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    ROFL

    by screamster101

    I have toured in a rock band all over the US. Playing for fans all over. But, besides the point... I am NOT comparing myself to her. I am just pointing out that NOBODY in this forum has the right to say that she did nothing for the entertainment industry. Face it, she will be an icon of her time. Want examples of famous people that died from overdoses!?!?! JIMI F'N HENDRIX, KURT COBAIN, MARILYNN MONROE, JIM MORRISON, RIVER PHOENIX, etc. She was also a mother. Show some fuckin' respect!

  • April 11, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Oh lord....

    by screamster101

    I can't believe you just played the Hitler card. :P

  • April 11, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST

    What band

    by Kloipy

    What's there name?

  • April 11, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    doesn't mean that they were wonderful people

    by Kloipy

    does it?

  • April 11, 2007, 2:59 p.m. CST

    I'll tell u this much...

    by screamster101

    I was over worked, under paid, and got sick of not having a real place to call "home". The band name doesn't matter. I opened for big bands Matchbox 20, G LOVE, Soul Coughing, Greg Allman, five for fighting, Vertical Horizon, etc., etc., etc. Regardless, my points still stand.

  • April 11, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    And how many subscription pills were found in her body?

    by skimn

    Prescribed by 1 doctor!!!???Was she a goldigger who would do practically anything for fame and more importantly attention? Very possible, and definately yes. Its the vampires she associated with that tried to ride on her very short coattails that should be pointed to, if not to blame, than to ask, where were you?

  • April 11, 2007, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Sex object? So is the open end of a milk bottle!

    by kinghenryVIII

    But I have more respect for the milk bottle. Yes, there are worse things in the world, but glamorizing a drunken F'd up bimbett .... To have to "Scope" out the taste of the 92 yr olds semen day after day just to have "dibs" on his cash .... and to take herself seriously, or serious as you can, being drunken stoned idiot is .... well ....<p>My girlfriends sister worked in the IT department for Trimspa and has met the Brain Doctor Anna. Dumber then a pile of rocks she is. Anna, not the sister.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Problem is...

    by screamster101

    Society likes a good lynching. Doesn't matter who is is. Who here can honestly say they "knew" her? From what I have read, the people who were close to her loved her very much. So why the hate? I am sure nobody here would want these things said about them after they died. "Oh... he died? Man, he was a loser, fat fucker that had no friends. What a waste of space he was!" And if you said you didn't care, you'd be a liar. Cause everybody wants to be loved. Her son did. Her daughter did. And she did.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Lindsay Lohan will bay sit on weekends.

    by kinghenryVIII

    Well, that's what i heard!

  • April 11, 2007, 3:15 p.m. CST

    I'm Surprised It Took This Long

    by MarkoOhNo

    I thought for sure there would be a movie 2 days after she died. But seriously, who's gonna see it? As if we haven't learned more than enough about her from watching only a few minutes of the MONTHS of nonstop CNN footage.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    I dn't understand what North America's fascination is

    by Johnno

    with this woman. Call me ignorant, but I know virtually nothing about her until she ended up dead. NOw I just change the channel whenever I hear her name. I honestly do feel sorry for the kid because a skank mom can't even tell who the damn daddy is... RIP and all, but honestly... the fact that so many people give a shit really is a sad state of affairs...

  • April 11, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    MarkOhNo

    by skimn

    Exactly!!Its almost as bad as the old OJ days, except I think there are more channels now. Recently its become all Anna Nicole/Don Imus all the time.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Imus?!

    by HypeEndsHere

    Don't get me stahh-ted!

  • April 11, 2007, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Now she is dead....

    by SeymourClearly

    I think that the real loser in Anna Nicole's life was her son. The poor kid had to go through life knowing that his mom was abusing drugs, food and everything else that came her way. She couldn't even speak English correctly.

  • April 11, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Junior + Screamster

    by fluffybunnywhiskers

    Junior, you're alright. You make points but I don't fully agree. The people that say they want to "skullfuck" her and such is going overboard... personally, I thought she did nothing for the world with her money and her fame or anything, so it's sad to see her getting a movie made of her life and not so many other people that might actually deserve it (I'd say Bob Clark, Robert Altman deserve biopics more than she does... but their lives aren't as drama-filled.) But, screamster, you're just a moron. That's great, you're in a band, touring and opening for bands. Great. I'm also a novelist soon to be published. None of that makes ANS any more worth the attention she got in life or in death. To say that she's done something with her life is subjective of course, but to degrade other people who're tired of hearing about a slutty, drugged up bitch on the press every day by calling them "fat fucks" who "do nothing with their lives" is ridiculous, but just think about what things other people do with their fame and money. Fame doesn't mean you're any more important than the other people who do hard work for a living or anything... especially when you think of ANS, who's famous for Playboy and staying with an old guy for his money for years... then desperate for media attention by making a reality TV show and stuff. She was probably a nice woman. But a lot of nice people die every day without a single flicker of attention from the national media... seriously, screamer buddy, your stupidity is intolerable.

  • April 11, 2007, 4 p.m. CST

    Shia says: Anna Nicole biopic is like WHOOOAAAH!

    by finky089

    It ought to be a real "whodunnit", huh? I guess this shlock was inevitable. Maybe all the proceeds will go to funding a new law suit to settle who is the rightful heir of that billionaire's fortune.

  • April 11, 2007, 4:28 p.m. CST

    ZombieSolutions and bringingsexyback

    by liljuniorbrown

    Bringingsexyback, fuck off. I kid! ZombieSolutions, devolution and idiocracy is almost a 100% true concept. This story has got to come to an end. I know hate is not going anywhere. When I was deployed to Afghanistan the first time,and witnessed first hand guys in my unit who were blood thirsty ( two that i know for fact) that got on my nerves,and even worse than them to me were the hate filled camps of Afghan teens and young men who wanted nothing more than to see anyone who dosen't agree with there way of life, dead.

  • April 11, 2007, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Anna Nicole's Rotten Carcass Gotta Eat!!!!

    by crackerfarmboy

    Every day I pray that fucknut Howard K. Stern would turn that fucking moneybag...er I mean child over to her REAL father. Not because I care, but because I would do ANYTHING to stop hearing about this dumb fucking story! Oh and after he turns her over he should shoot himself in the head. On second thought fuck it, Howard K., Larry B, Anna's mother, Danilynn, and heck even Zsa Zsa's prince husband should ALL shoot themselves. That's the only way to be sure that this story will die. Seriously these people are worse than a slasher film series that just won't end. They all MUST be stopped!

  • April 11, 2007, 4:38 p.m. CST

    I know hate is here to stay

    by liljuniorbrown

    I'm just kind of disgusted by it from time to time. I think we (Americans) are getting out of control with our hatred. It's everyone, we hate Muslims,Christians,The Right,The Left,Fox News, Rosie O'Donnell and the list goes on and on. Myself, i'm guilty of hating Eli Roth. I've said on this site many times that I think he reminds me of those Taliban Fuckers who get off on seeing women being butchered and tortured. In reality he's just a prick (in my opinion) who's trying to bring the Asian style of horror (Miike)to he states.So I admit to being guilty of the hate myself. I have to admit though i'm shocked, most people posted positive things and actualy were respectful of my opinion and for that I say Thank you.

  • April 11, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    WTF? They Couldn't Get Robert Downey Jr. For This Too!

    by SakeDickens2006

    I thought he was the goto guy to play the alkie in and out of rehab, no talent of a train wreck, thank God my best friend's the director or I'd never be able to act in Hollywood again character actor.

  • April 11, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST

    dig up her bones, they probably act better!

    by CornsilkSW

    seriously, they should just exhume her body and have some trailer park degenerates gangbang it on film. It would make more money and honor her memory in a more appropriate way.

  • April 11, 2007, 7:56 p.m. CST

    The fact anyone cares is the real problem

    by alienindisguise

    why honor the memory of a fucking retard who had more money than brains and only got that money thanks to her fake tits. She contributed nothing at all unless that baby grows up to cure cancer or something like that but barring that happening she was just a perfect example of the stupid rich

  • April 12, 2007, 1:09 a.m. CST

    I'm bathing in the love for her on this talkback.

    by ScarranHalfBreed

    She gave us so much.

  • April 12, 2007, 1:21 a.m. CST

    My Favorite Memory of Anna Nicole

    by MarkoOhNo

    Was of her in that Die Hard ripoff. I'll never forget all the times she got done in the ass in that film. *sigh* Ah... memories....

  • April 12, 2007, 4:39 a.m. CST

    What really depresses me about this

    by tie3456

    is that when it comes out it'll be number fucking 1 at the box office. Ugh, I hate people.

  • April 12, 2007, 5:58 a.m. CST

    had to leave yesterday

    by Kloipy

    so i didn't get to finish my sparkling argument with screamster. Well anyways, his "band" sounds like they are really great! Since they are nonexistant. Anyhow. It seems like I got my point across. If not, I'm sorry.

  • April 12, 2007, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Smith and Film

    by Sit and Watch

    ANS could hardly get cast in a movie and now they want to make one about her... Silly...

  • April 12, 2007, noon CST

    Who gives a fucking shit about her life!

    by Doomius 2.0

    She was a stupid whore with big tits that liked to fuck old men till they die, got fat, lost weight and couldn't make a coherrent sentence! That was her life!

  • April 12, 2007, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Hitler makes more money than YOU do.

    by IForgotAbout19

    It's true. $$$$$$.

  • April 12, 2007, 9:50 p.m. CST

    How did we get to this point?

    by mrmgp

    Last year, no one gave a good God damn about her. Now we can't stop talking about her. Fucking media. Makes me wish terrorists would nuke something just so that the media can get off the subject of Anna Nicole. Fucking let the dead rest.

  • April 12, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Boy Screamster101, you have a point

    by Beastmanseventy

    If you're not famous, who gives a fuck, right? Hey what was the name of that guy who invented hydroponic vegetable gardens and saved an estimated one billion lives in third world countries? Well I can't remember it, so he's probably just some worthless asshole. Not like Anna Nicole! Anna Nicole was uh... she... Wait, what was she well known for, again? Was she an actress or something?