Published at: April 11, 2007, 12:48 a.m. CST by quint
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If you weren't sick enough of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith, now you can look forward to a biopic chronicling her life from age 17 all the way 'till her death... and a real deal one... well, meaning that's it's not a movie of the week or Lifetime channel flick... They're trying to make a real movie here.
Singer Willa Ford is locked in to play Smith...
Despite me thinking Smith was worthless as a person, I have to admit that her life... if it was a movie... would be something out of a Coen Bros. movie... maybe a lobotomized Coen Bros. movie, but you know what I mean.
Still, it'd take some amazing move like getting the Coens or some incredible director attached to get me to watch this.
