Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This is a weird project to begin with. It's a movie based on a painting by Thomas Kinkade. They're using the painting as a way to shoehorn Kinkade's life story, a chronicling of events leading up to him painting that particular piece.

Peter O'Toole is just about signed to play Glen Weissler, a painter and tutor to Kinkade.

Again with the serious drama news. If I don't cut it out someone might begin to take us seriously...