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Check out these leaked script pages and temp poster art for PIMPS AT SEA... Too late!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a fellow seaman "Long John Silver Spoon" who got the scoop on a new flick in development called PIMPS AT SEA, a comedy (at least one would hope) that is taking advantage of the huge success of PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.

LJSS says this isn't a spoof of PIRATES, but rather a flat-out funny take on the genre. Sounds like an extended Chappelle Show sketch, but if they really put some budget behind this it'll be an extremely bizarre flick, a decent budgeted pimp and pirate movie? Count me in.

LGSS, who works closely with the production, sent in a few script scans and a rough temp of the poster, taken with his cell phone camera within the office. It's obvious it's a temp poster (if you look closely at the names, you can see they're just filler), but it's a fun design. Enjoy!

IMAGES REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF JERRY BRUCKHEIMER FILMS... SORRY!!!


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First?
by Bloody Jay
Apr 1st, 2007
07:48:47 PM
First?
by DamnYouMB
Apr 1st, 2007
07:50:18 PM
Riiiight.
by Mr. Fist
Apr 1st, 2007
07:50:53 PM
Darn!
by DamnYouMB
Apr 1st, 2007
07:50:54 PM
Sad...Bungie does this almost every year
by Sublimefn87
Apr 1st, 2007
07:52:31 PM
Second! Notice it is directed by Michael Bay!!
by boba_rob
Apr 1st, 2007
07:52:39 PM
Halo Hoax
by SoxFan13
Apr 1st, 2007
07:53:06 PM
MERCH OPP!!!
by uVa
Apr 1st, 2007
07:55:24 PM
ARGGG you scurvy kneee grows
by Lord Thislewick
Apr 1st, 2007
08:03:23 PM
April 1st? Poster says this stars SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS
by Mace Tofu
Apr 1st, 2007
08:10:14 PM
This Would Have Been Funnier
by The Funketeer
Apr 1st, 2007
08:11:07 PM
Aye...
by Evil Chicken
Apr 1st, 2007
08:11:57 PM
in other news..WOLF CREEK's WILL GIBSON is dead.
by Mace Tofu
Apr 1st, 2007
08:14:43 PM
get legal to have alook at this
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 1st, 2007
08:15:47 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVII
Apr 1st, 2007
08:16:43 PM
Pimps at Sea...
by ApneicMonkey
Apr 1st, 2007
08:22:06 PM
Looks like I'll have to walk the plank...
by photoboy
Apr 1st, 2007
08:27:08 PM
I'd watch it.
by themikejonas
Apr 1st, 2007
08:27:40 PM
Remember "The Simpsons Movie" script??
by cdubbs727
Apr 1st, 2007
08:47:59 PM
Written proof that studio execs are morons
by I Dunno
Apr 1st, 2007
08:48:57 PM
Whatever happened to subtle...
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 1st, 2007
09:20:08 PM
'Hataz'...? Is that even an actual slang word?
by Negative Man
Apr 1st, 2007
09:20:54 PM
Heh heh.
by Proman1984
Apr 1st, 2007
09:21:26 PM
Heh heh.
by Proman1984
Apr 1st, 2007
09:22:21 PM
cdubbs727
by The Funketeer
Apr 1st, 2007
09:24:16 PM
Im pretty sure that
by trafficguy2000
Apr 1st, 2007
09:37:11 PM
MCMLXXVII
by NutsackMemories
Apr 1st, 2007
09:47:51 PM
It may be April Fools
by Captain Hollywood
Apr 1st, 2007
09:51:36 PM
Damn you Micheal Bay????
by samuraiyao
Apr 1st, 2007
09:51:49 PM
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS
by Frank Duckett
Apr 1st, 2007
09:57:05 PM
Quint, why would you say a Chappelle skit?
by thelivingdoll
Apr 1st, 2007
10:03:49 PM
Oh God....thats funny,
by Jobacca
Apr 1st, 2007
10:15:40 PM
I agree with Jobacca...
by Drworm2002
Apr 1st, 2007
10:21:59 PM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!
by Freefinger
Apr 1st, 2007
11:00:22 PM
That was awesome.
by Ditch Brodie
Apr 1st, 2007
11:10:23 PM
AND Ray Stevenson
by inter bauer silent leges
Apr 1st, 2007
11:50:18 PM
APRIL FOOLS!
by longevitymonk
Apr 1st, 2007
11:53:44 PM
"Based on a novel by Sylvia Plath"
by Boondock Devil
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:07:38 AM
haha, that looks so bad.
by God-Man
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:14:23 AM
Falling for another April fools joke!?
by ericeman
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:39:51 AM
Oh lord...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:47:22 AM
Kim Jong il is a producer!
by apStalin
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:49:50 AM
Man, you CORNY!
by LHombreSiniestro
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:57:01 AM
At first I thought this was a lame joke...
by jabbayoda
Apr 2nd, 2007
01:18:39 AM
The coffee rings make it look fake...
by fractureJonze
Apr 2nd, 2007
01:46:00 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by Damnyou
Apr 2nd, 2007
01:46:22 AM
Some of you April Fools can't read
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 2nd, 2007
02:21:10 AM
THIS JUST IN: a cartoon spin-off in the works
by Mike_D
Apr 2nd, 2007
04:53:31 AM
Um, screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Alex Garland??
by ODM
Apr 2nd, 2007
05:04:20 AM
They should have skipped the script pages
by ELGordo
Apr 2nd, 2007
05:22:51 AM
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
Apr 2nd, 2007
05:56:57 AM
The idea is actually horrible enough...
by SalvatoreGravano
Apr 2nd, 2007
06:16:49 AM
By the way, some risky jokes would be interesting, too.
by SalvatoreGravano
Apr 2nd, 2007
06:31:02 AM
TOO Pimpy
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 2nd, 2007
07:22:26 AM
Yes...it was because of Bruckheimer films...
by DerLanghaarige
Apr 2nd, 2007
07:44:54 AM
I'm not sure who's a bigger fool...
by The Funketeer
Apr 2nd, 2007
08:55:03 AM
Wow, Van Buren...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 2nd, 2007
12:56:20 PM
site problem - 48hr old data
by sounding
Apr 5th, 2007
07:44:17 AM

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