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Are We Certain 24’s Mary Lynn Rajskub's Not Hot??
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If your girlfriend cleans up this good, we would very much like to see photos!!
Geekmonthly.com features “24” star Mary Lynn Rajskub on the cover of its third issue. I’ve been hot for the comedian-actress since she played the booker on “The Larry Sanders Show” (in one episode we got to see her wrestling with Sarah Silverman on the ladies' room floor!), but the magazine has her posing in Nikitawear with bombs and guns and swords!!
The only mystery is why the editors (or photographer) cropped out Rajskub’s legs. She has a smoking lower half, as evidenced by her miniskirted cameo in last year’s season finale of “Gilmore Girls.”
See seven more eye-popping photos of Rajskub and read an excerpt from her interview with Geekmonthly.com here.
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I don't care what the pic looks like, she is the most irritating thing about 24.
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I still want Chloe to join Nina, Michelle and Teri in 24 heaven. And take Mandy with her.
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My girlfriend is 8 1/2 months pregnant (YES, it's mine...) and still looks better on an average day than Chloe "cleaned up." I'm not saying the woman is ugly, but even in her big layout here, she's still... not so attractive to me. Just me, though... perhaps I'm gay.
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Total but-her-face.
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I fear I may have started a terrible wave of nerd puns. Anyway, we need to see her doing some of THIS on 24! No more desk duty for Chloe. Remember that part of Season 4 I think it was where she had to go to someone's house to get a computer, she ended up machine-gunning a terrorist or two.
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...is the collective noise of a hundred million geeks unzipping their flys.
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Mar 30, 2007 5:20:08 PM CDT
If I didn't know better, I'd guess airbrushed trannie.
by flim springfield
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Send it to my screen
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...or was Chloe supposed to be the response to anybody that suggested earlier in the show's run that all women on the series were horrible, deceitful bitches? Jack's wife: bitch. Jack's daughter: Spoiled bitch. President's Palmer's wife: Uberbitch. Nina: Duplicitous bitch. Jamey (S1:) Well-meaning, but treacherous (= bitch.) Although, thinking about it, Chloe's most defining attribute is that she's basically a likeable bitch. Hell, even President Logan's (himself, a little bitch) wife was probably the most sympathetic female lead character in the show's history (maybe even more than Audrey) and she was a crazy bitch!
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But anyone can look hot with an airbrush. Once her "death warmed up" look from season 3 went away I think everyone recognised she was a bit of a hottie.
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Just meh.
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I think you just killed their server...
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yessir
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24 this season has been weaker than weak.
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You seriously cannot be that hot ...
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are utterly terrible...and how is this news? why are we posting random shots of girls and videos of kermit singing? this site is turning into something different. something worse.
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Honestly, 99% of photo shoots of celebs end up being airbrushed for one reason or another. Since "the hotness" is a completely subjective experience, I'm not criticizing those who don't see it in her, just that the airbrush complaint is neither informative nor insightful.*Stepping down off my soap box.*
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Is it me, or does her face look really weird there?
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Duh, what's wrong with you. As if most of the readers of this site don't ALREADY have their pants down around their ankles just on general principle when the first arrive on AICN ;)
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I completely stole that, but it seems applicable here.
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rajskub seems really cool and i really like her character on 24, but hot? no. grace park on BSG is hot. evageline lilly is hot. rachel bilson is hot. jessica alba is hot. rajskub? not so much.
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Frankly, I always think her face looks weird. Kinda like she's constantly sucking on a Lemonhead (and let your perverse minds take that where they will; mine already has).That being said, that's a *much* better body than I expected her to possess. Guess that's another life lesson in ignoring the exterior frumpiness till further, um, reconnaissance can be conducted.Course, all the body revelation illustrates is her true butter-faceness.
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Kind of good looking... but-her-face. Then she opens her mouth it's all over. I pray for the mountain lion to take her job on 24 each week.
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i mean, really, she is. and for anyone who doubts Fischer's hotness, go see Blades of Glory and witness her in lingerie...
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Don't forget Jessica Biel's fine, fine ass.And Britney Spears. Oh, right, forgot, this ain't 2002 anymore. How quickly the mighty can become white-trashy and, well, kinda scary.
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kinda girl you'd like to marry. newc0253's list? The kind you'd like to ravish for a while before they become totally irritating and annoying. Course, you'd put up with it with them more than usual, but who can blame ya?
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I agree with an earlier poster, I just can't get too hot over her after pumpkin-head Limbaugh has had his sweaty sausage fingers all over her.
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For shizzle, this time: http://tinyurl.com/33pu7x.
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Honestly, ANYONE can look quote, unquote HOT, if you put enough makeup on them and put them in the right clothes and lighting. That doesn't make them "hot." I've seen pictures of uber-butch lesbian tennis star Martina Navratilova where she was "glammed-up," and she actually looked attractive. What makes someone "hot" is how they look WITHOUT the fancy lighting, 10 lbs. of cake makeup and stripper wear. Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek and Christie Brinkley still look fine as HELL with little makeup and wearing a potato sack. THEY qualify as "hot." Mary Lynn Rajskub dressed as Lara Croft and after 4 hours in a makeup chair and generous airbrushing = Barely qualifying as "cute."
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when they remove half your waist?
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The itty bitty tittie committee.Something happened during the 90's shortly after the health craze of the 80's. If you were ugly in the face yet thin in the waist, you were allegedly hot. Ally McBeal anyone? It's progressed to the point where women will mutilate themselves just to lose a few pounds, even when it is unwarranted and unnecessary. Hell, Jennifer Connelly, already hot, hacked her pair off and she's supposedly "hotter" for it.This lady certainly is attractive. I'd hold the door open for her or give up my seat on the bus any given day. This doesn't mean she's hot though. Sure she's great looking, but she isn't hot. Not everything must be polarized in such fashion.My wife is 160lbs and she's way hot to me. The 36D's have something to do with that though, as does her insistence on teaming with me for hours on end in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
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Those of you down with BTLS will know what I am talking about.
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>ned< brackets around the OMG that's hot, but once again TBS ruin my joke. DAMN IT!
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COME ON MAN!!
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Why is the media pushing her as a hottie? She's a good actress. Isn't that enough?
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we are certain.
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Here's the thing - the more and more I see anymore these days of airbrushed womens' photos like outside of Playboy (although even they are starting to fall victim to it occasionally) I find invariably it ends up making them look WORSE. And like in a very strange, non-humanish way.
I mean look at this photo, this was one of the other ones found at that link: http://www.geekmonthly.com/images/marylrajskub/maryraj8.JPG
I mean shit, she looks downright freakish right there! (plus umm HELLO? Makeup department? WTF is up with that 3lbs of rouge on each cheek??) -
She's not ugly, but let's not go geek crazy over this gal. Mix in a chin implant, and we'll talk.
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you're lying. what the hell am i think about, you don't even have a girlfriend.
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They airbrushed her half to death. She's kinda ugly in real life.
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She's very pretty in the face. And that's kinda the problem. She's one of those ladies that are so pretty in the face that everyone overlooks everything south of it. You know, the entire package that makes one "hot". I would way prefer to gawk at a lady with a full package rather than a skinny one with a pretty face. "Hotness" shouldn't be relegated to only one or two areas of the body; i.e. face and waist.Do any of you realize that Racquel Welch and Lynda Carter were both north of 160lbs? The crime here is that although both are considered "hot," neither would be by today's standards.
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Michelle was not a bitch.
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But she does have a good body, and in that second photo she looks much more realistic (and cuter).
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Sorry, I am a fan of 24, but in all honesty I've hated chloe since the start of season 3. I also just don't find the actress appealing. If I could trade her life for Tony, Michelle, Palmer, Curtis, Edgar, hell even Ryan Chapelle....I would. Mary Lynn Rajskub is also an awful actress.
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Those pictures posted look completely different, and are nice, but ever since The Larry Sanders Show, she's looked kind of off putting, and the awkward way she talks only extrapolates it. She's a fine actress, but just not hot in my opinion, but if she typically looks like how she does in those pictures, I've had her all wrong.
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but seriously, would anyone else?
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She was on Leno and debunked this - she was doing some tv panel discussion with Limbaugh, who greeted her by kissing her right on the lips, and the web/tabloids had the photo of it. Check it out anytime she's on a talkshow - she's hilarious!
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It's funny, Adam Carolla talks about this phenomenon - there're lots of women who are bumped into the "hot" category, merely by not having anything obviously "bad" to criticize.
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and Mary Lynn's got plenty. I wish I could see her in more comedy.
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Speeking of geek girls on geek magazines, Jenna Fischer is half-naked on the cover of Wired this week. And that's not where the similarities end. I find both women very attractive (and they both remind me of my fiance, I'm such a lucky bastard even I hate me), but think they look their worst on these covers. Too much make-up, mostly, and too airbrushed. More than that, UNNECCESSARILY so...it's not a matter of, they needed a bit of work, and they overdid it, I mean they looked great how they were. And they screwed it up completely.
Also, the woman was on Mr. Show. That by default makes her hot. Go back and watch enough of the show and even Tom Kenny's wife starts to look hot. -
Season 5 of 24 she was genuinely hot, I think it was the blonde hair. Season 3? These photos? Not so much.
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I like my women to be female.
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...She's funny, and I think that's more attractive than having a nice pair of boobs.
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she is not totally hot...nor is she a "fucking dog"..she is just a plain average woman.
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and think that she's decently cute on the show, in a modest geek way. And she's funny as all hell in reality. But these pictures are fucking horrible. WTF is with the giant fake bomb thing? Why a sword? Why print the pictures with her face contorted so grotesquely? Whoever thought this up should get the 'Jack Bauer Special': enough of that liquid nerve fire shit to make brains leak out your earholes until you shit a brick and die. Terrible, TERRIBLE news. NOT cool. These photos shall be stricken from my mind so I can continue fantasizing about bending Chloe over in the server room during 24 while she eats out what's-her-face wants-to-do-Milo-for-some-odd-reason.
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Mar 31, 2007 2:16:58 AM CDT
Hot or not, she's a sarcastic bitch that needs to be...
by rollotomskasi
SHOT!
I don't care if she'd Cameron frickin' Diaz, anyone who is as narky, bitchy, moaning, groaning, whining, griping, and miserable as she, shouldn't stay in a show more than 1 episode.
Like that bitch that was in Blair Witch and then later in Taken, she's "OK" looking, but such a snide, evil witch that she needs to be gunned down by the nearest available shooter. -
Gunned down on screen I mean, not real life. I'm sure they're both really nice in real life, just mega-bitches on-screen.
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Every time something doesn't go her way on the show, she puckers her lips into a duck bill. It's highly unattractive and really annoying.
I hope the 'Duck' is a nice person in real life, cus it's hard to get lusty over her on the show. Mind you, that was always Elisha's role. BTW, I have a theory that they keep mentioning that the Duck is a 'hottie' on the show because Elisha isn't on it this season (or not soon enough to raise the sex factor up again).
Frankly, I think Powers Booth's secretary is the only semi-hottie on the show at the moment. Hell, I'd even pop Marisol before Chloe (though she was way hotter in Vegas Vacation as Audrey).
None of this matters ofcourse, as I've already proposed my love to Piper Perabo on another thread. -
Seriously, Chloe is the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to 24. She is unbelievably annoying, incredibly unrealistic, and supremely un-fuckable.
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and she still has an ugly face
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That's all.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ALL AGREE!!!
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Not one to go throwing around provocative statements, but I was positively nauseous during the whole "I am Sam" segment of the last 24. Anyone else smell chum?
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Congratulations in advance on finishing up 8th grade this year! Are you looking forward to starting your first year at high school in September?
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FOX makeup and can make anyone look "ok"...
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Nope. Not hot. And that's about as heavily photo-shopped as a nude of Mandy Moore.
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Please. Least attractive person on the show. Constantly has that look, like she just sucked on a lemon. Even when she occaisionally smiles, it looks weird...almost painful. It annoys me that the tv people seem to be trying to force her to be a star...convince us that an average-at-best looking actress is supposedly hot. Plus, it's not just because I find her character, Chloe to be completely annoying either. I couldn't stand Elisha Cuthbert's "Kim", but still found her to be one fine ass bitch.
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i still don't think she's hot but, to judge by the second photo that herc has added, she's not unattractive.
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God you people are a bunch of stereotypical internet males. "DURR THAT GIRL ISN'T HOT ENOUGH 4 ME DURRRRRR" I guess beggars CAN be choosers!
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Acting like ANY of you wouldn't eat her ass out right after a long bikeride if she was in front of you right now is classic Internet Male.
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The rest of you fucks are liars.
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...It's Mr. Show with Bob and David!" will be the only words i ever hear this woman say on a television
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I think MLR is attractive sometimes, but not HOT. Just because that picture is hot doesn't mean anything. Look at the second pic posted underneath it. That's what she really looks like, and it's NOT HOT.
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because they're both really cool girls who are not obviously hot, but who seem more attractive because of how cool they are. Although Fischer certainly wins a side-by-side comparison. Her scene in Blades of Glory will be ridiculously hot for any fans of the Office.
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You make it out to be like this woman looks like Courtney Love during a monthly coke binge. While she isn't stunningly beautiful, or even as gorgeous as a Victoria's Secret runway model, she is pretty enough for me to have sex with. You go back to your dellusions of grandeur and Internet Male status.
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She's not Rose McGowan hot, but she's girl next door hot.
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Yup, she's hot. People are way too picky on this.
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I'd do her for a goof.
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She's not on "24"?
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... themselves to be photographed like that. She doesn't any look like a human being. All that airbrushing makes her look like an alien.
Women will NEVER understand the obivious: that must men like a women who is natural. We don't like all that f'ing makeup, big fake cans that protude way too much, etc. Basically, women are nuts and always will be.
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not unless they were a contortionist, no.
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gays or geeks debating "hotness" levels in a talkback...what the hell could be funnier...or more sad? As Shatner would say: GET A LIFE!
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Too much ?
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Daaaaammmmnnnnn...I love airbrushing.
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acting with your lips poked out is money!!
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...in that 2nd shot
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the young female Weather readers are all hot. When I first Saw kathryn Thomas, she had this demented look about her, But she is sexy too as Fair City trophy foreign actress. People who live in ireland will know the actress Called Orlaith Rafter. Not bad either. Then there is the former Fiancee of Irish Rugby Captain Brian o' Driscoll, glenda Gilsenan, who is utterly gorgeous. Nuala Carey who also reads the weather IN ireland, She is beautiful, long blonde hair, blue eyes and Helen Caroll and finally and last but not least we have the sexiest woman on Irish tv, Grainne Seoige. She may be a battle axe and hell to work with and maybe for, But everytime I turn on to that awful program she does. I feel sorry for Joe O shea. anyone who in ireland who saw Podge and Rodge the other will know what i am talking about. She looks at him with a look like "its my show so what the fuck are doing here".
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