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Merrick here...
Had to share this.
Bizarre but inspired.
Funny but pitiful.
Kermit needs a hug; let's pray for the frog.
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nice nice nice
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My old nemesis....
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...beating off to Miss Piggy's pic is a keeper in my book. :)
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And there is no rule two.
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Well...okay.
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arsenic kool-aid, anyone?..
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The Rolf bit just killed me :D That's a damn good impression - the sound of Kermit saying 'shit' is just wrong... That said, if I was Kermit, after Muppets Tonight, Muppet Wizard of Oz and Muppetfield Earth I'd probably be in that state too...
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SEE RULE ONE...
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Oh Kermie, cook us up a shot. I need a hit.
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it makes me want to crawl into my dvd igloo and cry
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This is: http://www.internoodle.com/kermit/Inspiration/KermitSongs.asp?Song=26 (remove spaces)
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Waldorf: That seemed like something very different.
Statler: Did you like it?
Waldorf: No.
Statler: Than it wasn't different. -
Now I gotta dig through all my stuff and find it. Thanks guys.
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I'd imagine if I had to sleep with a pig, I'd hit the needle too.
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that's not even cool. why is it posted? let's start posting the other things people forward in their email...chain letters, surveys, viruses. honestly...why? what am i missing here?
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WaReZ da CgI? I can see da wires. ThIs SuXs!!
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Kermit & Cash, together again at last!
http://www.gofish.com/ player.gfp?gfid=30-1020625 -
I FUCKING HATE MUPPETS
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Brilliant stuff.
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Very good and pretty damn cool. But long. And that one harmony that's slightly different annoyed me.
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Kermit Gotta Eat MUTHAFUCKA!!!
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Christopher Lee album is ignored??? I dare say that it's even MORE bizarre than this... and it's REAL. http://tinyurl.com/3aq6z5
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Fucking awesome.
Trent Reznor should be proud.
What's next, Animal covering Marilyn Manson?
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...I wanna see the King of Cartoons do NWA...
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not one bit. Indeed, see rule one. Jubba's right. Jim Henson's an American hero.
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Damn you Michael Bay
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i hope so
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If you're a Muppet fan, and feel like you've lost a little of your soul by watching that garbage, take a look at this. This is an extremely well-done tribute to Henson. This deserves you're attention, not Kermit giving a blow-job.
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What a crock of shite.
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DAMN U MICHAEL BAYYYYYY!!!!! and zack pooper snyderpuss
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Not really, but if my subject header made anyone laugh. Then my job here is done.
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I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel bad for the frog... Is this implying Kermit's addicted to something?
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Made me cry inside.
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He just about gets away with it by including that photo. By the way, I've just realized I hate 90% of all TBers. Is it even possible to have a TB without Bay, Whedon or gotta eat? Sometimes it makes me so mad I feel like...making Muppets Take Manhatten 2: Electric Boogaloo starring Hulk Hogan, brotthhhha, as an ex-wrestler who becomes the Muppets' manager and gets them all parts in the new Trek flick: Fozzie is McCoy, Mr T cameos as James T Kirk's long lost brotha ('I ain't getting on no USS Enterprise, sucka!') then Borat turns up as a Ferengi and Berman & Braga are tried for crimes against the Trek community whilst Q masturbates into his own faeces.
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Something for the kids!
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But pretty fucking hilarious.
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Not super original, but still funny.
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Makes me think of the Family Guy bit about wrong sound muppets. Meh...
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is wrong. it's just wrong.
did love him flinging that photo of Piggy in the air though. good catapault-like reflexes. -
I don't care too much, but a post like this doesnt really fit the theme of the site.
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For some reason, all day I've been singing... "It's not easy being green"! and now look, a story on the frog
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IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEEN!
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Kermit & Muppets
The song Hurt
And that's besides showing Kermit shooting up and saying shit.
I'd be shocked if Disney & Henson didn't go after AICN for posting this...oh, and youtube too.
I mean, there's fair usage in parody, and then there's this. -
I'm just saying I can see those guys not having ANY sense of humor over this. Miss Piggy Titty, Rolf getting a hummer from Kermit.
Good luck getting perks from Disney over any upcoming Pixar, Henson, and Disney movies. Wow. -
Mar 28, 2007 9:25:02 PM CDT
What does it have to do with movies, comics, TV, games?
by jackpumpkinhead
Has AICN now become fancrap fiction repository? This is the second fan (?) fiction "news" this week. And this one's worse, not just because it's so lousy, but because of that voice of an eunuch. I mean, I understand a slow news day, but come on, for heaven's sake. Isn't there something like a tenth version of the third Spiderman III trailer to report?
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then I just wanted to go listen to the Cash version again.
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What does that say about people who read Dawkins? Pathetic losers...yup. Relax, I'm just kidding...sort of...
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Why is this on aintitcool? Youtube is available for anyone that wants to go there.
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that this one was a druggie, an addict! Ain't anyone else seen the skin color?!?! Can't be clean, if you're green!DVDgloo!
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Not interested in clicking on headline news links on this site only to find a link to a web video I saw a week ago. Blah blah flame blah.
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is the entire universe going down the shithole in the space of 4 days or has this just been a really bad run for both aicn and myself coincidentally? the posting of this as "cool news" would point to the former. please remove this entire page at the earliest opportunity, it has no place on this site and merrick, i have been holding back for months now but get it together dude---- they must have brought you on board for a reason but you have yet to make that reason clear
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Doesn't belong here. But damn is it funny. Kermit blowing and puking doesn't settle too well with me though.
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quick, somebody grab that url.
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why do some people get so upset? time to shed the Boba Fett pajamas and get some sunlight you fuckin' shut ins.
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Not the vid, that was great, but all the whingeing fuckers who just have to fucking moan about something, anything on this site. Shut the fuck up already! Not everyone has the time to trawl around YouTube and type random shit into the search engine and see if it exists, so for me this was welcome. I'm just waiting for some uber-dickhead to start spouting off about how this vid has raped his childhood and he'll never be able to watch the Muppets again. "It's not cool news wah, wah, wah!!!" Shut the fuck up you whining pieces of shit. If this is how you handle a post on a website, I'd hate to know how you deal with actual, meaningful problems. Fucking hissy-fit throwing mother fuckers, grow up!
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Neill,
Please get all over this.
and dont show the dork who posted it any mercy. -
Kermit?... Kermit?... Kermit?... Kermit!
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All you haters need to lighten up, OK? Unplug your fingers from your asses, and learn to smile, or (dare I say) laugh every so often. Good for the soul, if you have one. Jeez....
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Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tztg3uZWfa8 -
Damn you Michael Bay
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Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!:
youtube.com/watch?v=Tztg3uZWfa8 -
Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!:
http://tinyurl.com/2prvkr
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The Rawk lives on!
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for the MegaForce DVD review...
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Obi-Wan's not holding Kermit back, baby! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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FYI, Disney OWNS Kermit now. They will find you... I love the video, but I fear for your soul because the house of mouse is going to be coming for you... Find the deepest hole you can and climb in. Pray the lawyers do not find you.
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That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. Yet all we have is people bitching about it being posted on this site. Jesus, lighten the fuck up. How does this site attract some many whiny cry babies on such a regular basis? Sorry, wouldn't want to take away from the time you could be masturbating over Transformers or whatever the hell you want posted on this site instead.
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though I could have done without the muppet blowjob. The shot of Henson was amazing. This is now my second favorite version of the song next to Johnny Cash's. What is it about this song that gets me emotional even when fakeKermit sings it? The original never did anything for me, but for some reason, the covers have worked better.
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It's another Muppet parody....
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Little bitch crybabies who have never tasted pussy!
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that was the most original, most brilliant thing ive seen in awhile...much better than "ask a ninja"
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Earlier on in the tb, Childe Roland posted that he'd hit the needle if he had to sleep w/ a pig, too. So that mean Yoko's shootin' up? HI-YO!
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Who ever made this will have to hide away for a while. This is a desecration of a genuinely loved character who is an icon. To portray him in this fashion is like raping your grandmother. A plague on your house sir.
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Overall I thought the parody was masterfully done, but the photo of Jim Hansen was too far. Combined with the sex and drugs, it isn't fair to his memory. -- Other than that, funny shit.
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...a while back when a talkbacker, a very vocal "expert" on Henson and the muppets, claimed that the word "muppet" was short for "musical puppet"? The subsequent ownage was very, very cruel.
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I've seen thicker skin on grapes. Go dry hump a care bear, why don't you, you whiny elitists. Unbelievable how many people think that they're scarred for life over a parody. My only hope is they'll all tune in to a raunchy episode of South Park one day, all at once, and go all Scanners. Kablooey. Sweet dreams, buttercups. May you all have nightmares of being Kermit's only son and are forced to watch in horror as he sells you off for two toots of meth. Sold to Harry Knowles who you hear, repeating in that bass-ey, slo-mo speech one hears in these movie dream-sequences, "This one will make an excellent hand puppet! Do you like watching Daredevil (theatrical release only) with naked men?" Uhhhwuhhhwa... gave myself shivers on that one.
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Third bullet point. I defy any fan of the Muppets to listen to this without crying. http://tinyurl.com/2amfyz
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what a waste of 5 minutes of my life. RULE ONE: Never trust vaguely titled talkbacks.
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You know, about geeky movies and stuff? I'm deleting my bookmark.
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Nothing new under the sun...
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They have almost no coverage of "I Am Legend" which has been shooting all around NYC for months, they don't put a news story or anything up about the death of Captain America, but they'll let douchebags like Merrick post crap like this. Flim_ was right in suggesting that this is now Merrick's blog. If the people who run this site feel this is the sort of crap that deserves attention at the expense of actual news, I don't want to hear a fucking word from any of the writers here about "editorial" decisions. This is just a weak ass blog. What's next?
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This site has no east coast bureau and ignores massive amounts of story opportunities that are in this market. I understand that Harry lives in Texas, but in case you cow-tipping and sheep-fucking dopes didn't know this, the movie industry was born out here. Not in LA, not in fucking Texas. Yes, I said fucking Texas, because Texas is a pit. A cultural black hole, a beer-drenched, racist enclave, easily one of the most shameful blights on this country. Don't go waving Austin at me, either. Austin is an accident and doesn't actually belong in Texas. So go take a dip in the Rio Grande and eat some of that red El Paso dirt and drink some of the black gold that still drives your local economy, and while you're at it, kick a Mexican, because you know you want to. Of all the states in this country, Texas is easily the most racist. And ignorant. And trashy.
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Cuz I give this one a two.
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Go post this crap there.
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TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Could I put in a request for the scene from "Jarhead" where "Something in the Way" is used in the Swofford in the head/phone call home/nightmare where he pukes sand sequence, followed immediately by the squad watching "The Deer Hunter"? Piggy: "Who's F@king around NOW, Kermie? *flicks off camera*" Some people on this site need to have a sense of humor surgically implanted. Truly.
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First Anna Nicole. Now Kermit.
When will people really get tough on drug dealer. -
Not funny showing Jim Henson like that. Henson was legendary and his death should be treated with respect. Other than that, it was somewhat funny (if not original).
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It's not ebaumsworld.
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More subtlety, less shock would have gone a long way.
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True.
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I know this is probably a stupid question, but how do you download YouTube videos? There have been several I wish I could download but it doesn't seem to be an option.
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And I thought Pauly Shore had it bad
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Google the question. Its amazing what you can find answers to sometimes. You can also get Firefox browser and use one of the download extensions
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although most of what you said is true, im interested to know what spurred you into vocalising it.
Yes... I AM LEGEND is something being sorely overlooked. Missed opportunities all over the place on this site. Even if you offer information up, VERY rarely is it ever posted. Makes you wonder what the elitism on this site is all about really. "You are my friend, you can most your stupid Kermit shit... but YOU have information on a new film, but I dont know you... so... sorry, no can do." -
You want to see a video to this song that will REALLY make you cry tears of sorrow? Then see the Johnny Cash version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9dbmJ_2zU.
Not only is the Cash version the BEST SONG EVER but it is also the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER.
As to the Kermit-parody version - it just proves that some people have too much time on their hanfds and as such produce this kind of crap. Fucking Muppets... -
Thought it was funny for the first 20 sec and then realized these guys pushed a little too far. I do hope Disney comes after them. Cause it turned from funny to sick. This is crossing the line of parody. And taking a beloved children's character (along with putting Henson in it) and watching Kermit give a blowjob is so far from cool. This is like kiddie-porn. These guys need to be found and taken our of their community before actual children are "hurt".
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its been said before, but to you all who get real upset when people start talking shit: people are gonna express their opinions down here and you oughta be able to read ones that differ from yours without getting your panties in a bunch. shit like this video is not what i have been coming to this site for years to see. over the weekend mori put up that sw/steampunk thing, a hell of a lot more original than the poisonous piece of shit above at least but still just a link to some kids website at the end of the day. whats going on here guys? you are turning into the coworker who sends flash animations of people peeing on a map of france around the office. maybe you can find a spot for the episode of thundercats that i overdubbed so the thundercats swear a lot and talk about sex? (get it, because it is a children's show)
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This crap, this disrespectful crap, gets posted on this site, yet information pertaining to films like IAL or the Barzoom films is left off the site. If Harry wants to be a producer, fine, have at it, but you better let someone else report on the the projects you are involved in. This site is built on spies and leaks, yet for some reason Harry's projects deserve protection? Fuck that. It's all grist for the mill.
I have a lot of respect for Mori, as he keeps us posted as to his various projects, offering readers a little insiders perspective. He also shows a relatively strong ethical sense, as opposed to the hypocrisy and pandering we get from some of the others.
There's nothing cool or newsworthy about this Kermit video. In fact, Harry should be ashamed of himself for disrespecting Jim Henson by leaving this jive bullshit on his site.
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This is just sad. Millions of things you could come up with in the world and your mind has Kermit on drugs and jerking off to a picture of Piggy. It ain't funny and it ain't controversial. It's like that one kid who always used to make your G.I. Joes or He-Mans fuck each other. It was sad then and it's plenty sad now.
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Don't FUG with da Muppets, hotdammit!
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Mar 30, 2007 12:09:59 AM CDT
I can appreciate comedy like this -unfortunately tho..
by bendersshinyass
...This just isn't comedy. It's twisted & disturbed.
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that merrick chose to leave his avatar off this post
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