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Cry For Sad Kermit

Merrick here...
Had to share this. Bizarre but inspired. Funny but pitiful. Kermit needs a hug; let's pray for the frog.


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  • March 28, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Awesome

    by George Newman

    nice nice nice

  • March 28, 2007, 5:55 p.m. CST

    first

    by henrydalton

    cor

  • March 28, 2007, 5:55 p.m. CST

    damn you George Newman

    by henrydalton

    My old nemesis....

  • March 28, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Any video with Kermit...

    by Breotan

    ...beating off to Miss Piggy's pic is a keeper in my book. :)

  • March 28, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    RULE ONE: DON'T FUCK WITH THE MUPPETS

    by Pound Sand

    And there is no rule two.

  • March 28, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Huh

    by ShaolinDolemite

    Well...okay.

  • March 28, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    um, yeah..

    by bob oblaw

    arsenic kool-aid, anyone?..

  • March 28, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    hahaah

    by henrydalton

    The Rolf bit just killed me :D That's a damn good impression - the sound of Kermit saying 'shit' is just wrong... That said, if I was Kermit, after Muppets Tonight, Muppet Wizard of Oz and Muppetfield Earth I'd probably be in that state too...

  • March 28, 2007, 6:05 p.m. CST

    SEE RULE ONE

    by DarkCable

    SEE RULE ONE...

  • March 28, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST

    What's on the menu for this evening sir?

    by CyberVishnu

    Oh Kermie, cook us up a shot. I need a hit.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST

    damn

    by purplemonkeydw

    it makes me want to crawl into my dvd igloo and cry

  • March 28, 2007, 6:13 p.m. CST

    This ain't the real Kermit

    by chrth

    This is: http://www.internoodle.com/kermit/Inspiration/KermitSongs.asp?Song=26 (remove spaces)

  • March 28, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Waldorf and Statler....

    by Err

    Waldorf: That seemed like something very different. Statler: Did you like it? Waldorf: No. Statler: Than it wasn't different.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Jonesing For MEET THE FEEBLES

    by houndog

    Now I gotta dig through all my stuff and find it. Thanks guys.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    That's pretty beautiful

    by Childe Roland

    I'd imagine if I had to sleep with a pig, I'd hit the needle too.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    that's not news

    by Jubba

    that's not even cool. why is it posted? let's start posting the other things people forward in their email...chain letters, surveys, viruses. honestly...why? what am i missing here?

  • March 28, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    SFX SUX!!

    by The Fatman

    WaReZ da CgI? I can see da wires. ThIs SuXs!!

  • March 28, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Seriously though...

    by The Fatman

    Kermit & Cash, together again at last! http://www.gofish.com/ player.gfp?gfid=30-1020625

  • March 28, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST

    ahh fuck off you emo

    by kingoflight

    I FUCKING HATE MUPPETS

  • March 28, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST

    I admit, the shot of the Jim Henson pic made me sad...

    by tonagan

    Brilliant stuff.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:41 p.m. CST

    good

    by AllieJamison

    Very good and pretty damn cool. But long. And that one harmony that's slightly different annoyed me.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Not Green Enough!!!

    by LargoJr

    Kermit Gotta Eat MUTHAFUCKA!!!

  • March 28, 2007, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Someone's JOKE gets a talkback... but the very REAL

    by Frijole

    Christopher Lee album is ignored??? I dare say that it's even MORE bizarre than this... and it's REAL. http://tinyurl.com/3aq6z5 (This Kermit thing was still amusing, though.)

  • March 28, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST

    MUPPETS + NINE INCH NAILS = GOLD

    by Cannabis Holocaust 69

    Fucking awesome. Trent Reznor should be proud. What's next, Animal covering Marilyn Manson?

  • March 28, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    sorry, but Kermit is left handed

    by Draculynx

    ...I wanna see the King of Cartoons do NWA...

  • March 28, 2007, 6:59 p.m. CST

    I didn't like that...

    by Somerichs

    not one bit. Indeed, see rule one. Jubba's right. Jim Henson's an American hero.

  • March 28, 2007, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Damn you Michael Bay

    by Damnyou

    Damn you Michael Bay

  • March 28, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Will he tour with NIN?

    by canvasseamonkey

    i hope so

  • March 28, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Uncreative Garbage. Click here for something original..

    by monkeyspin

    If you're a Muppet fan, and feel like you've lost a little of your soul by watching that garbage, take a look at this. This is an extremely well-done tribute to Henson. This deserves you're attention, not Kermit giving a blow-job. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5auMeqa9kwY

  • March 28, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    So I guess AICN is now Merrick's blog.

    by Flim_

    What a crock of shite.

  • March 28, 2007, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Damn... I dropped a tear listening to Kermit

    by AvengingFist

    DAMN U MICHAEL BAYYYYYY!!!!! and zack pooper snyderpuss

  • March 28, 2007, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Dude that made me cry!

    by Orionsangels

    Not really, but if my subject header made anyone laugh. Then my job here is done.

  • March 28, 2007, 7:54 p.m. CST

    I first thought it said "Kermit needs a bug"

    by The Dum Guy

    I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel bad for the frog... Is this implying Kermit's addicted to something?

  • March 28, 2007, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Jim's photo...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Made me cry inside.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:01 p.m. CST

    The Henson photo is cool

    by performingmonkey

    He just about gets away with it by including that photo. By the way, I've just realized I hate 90% of all TBers. Is it even possible to have a TB without Bay, Whedon or gotta eat? Sometimes it makes me so mad I feel like...making Muppets Take Manhatten 2: Electric Boogaloo starring Hulk Hogan, brotthhhha, as an ex-wrestler who becomes the Muppets' manager and gets them all parts in the new Trek flick: Fozzie is McCoy, Mr T cameos as James T Kirk's long lost brotha ('I ain't getting on no USS Enterprise, sucka!') then Borat turns up as a Ferengi and Berman & Braga are tried for crimes against the Trek community whilst Q masturbates into his own faeces.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:04 p.m. CST

    "Daddy, what's Kermit doing in this video?"

    by BeeDub

    Something for the kids!

  • March 28, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Is this is news?

    by FilmFanatik

    No.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:13 p.m. CST

    So wrong.

    by CatVutt

    But pretty fucking hilarious.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Contrived but well done

    by Rupee88

    Not super original, but still funny.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Worst Kermit Impression Ever

    by PervOmatic

    Makes me think of the Family Guy bit about wrong sound muppets. Meh...

  • March 28, 2007, 8:43 p.m. CST

    what Kermit did to Rowlf...

    by Amy Chasing

    is wrong. it's just wrong. <P> did love him flinging that photo of Piggy in the air though. good catapault-like reflexes.

  • March 28, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    yeah, it's funny, but this isn't ebaumsworld

    by WolfmanNards

    I don't care too much, but a post like this doesnt really fit the theme of the site.

  • March 28, 2007, 9 p.m. CST

    OOO MAAAAN

    by THE KNIGHT

    For some reason, all day I've been singing... "It's not easy being green"! and now look, a story on the frog

  • March 28, 2007, 9:01 p.m. CST

    IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEEN!

    by THE KNIGHT

    IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEEN!

  • March 28, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Just how many copyrights were violated here?

    by darquelyte

    Kermit & Muppets The song Hurt And that's besides showing Kermit shooting up and saying shit. I'd be shocked if Disney & Henson didn't go after AICN for posting this...oh, and youtube too. I mean, there's fair usage in parody, and then there's this.

  • March 28, 2007, 9:05 p.m. CST

    I'm no prude

    by darquelyte

    I'm just saying I can see those guys not having ANY sense of humor over this. Miss Piggy Titty, Rolf getting a hummer from Kermit. Good luck getting perks from Disney over any upcoming Pixar, Henson, and Disney movies. Wow.

  • March 28, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    What does it have to do with movies, comics, TV, games?

    by JackPumpkinhead

    Has AICN now become fancrap fiction repository? This is the second fan (?) fiction "news" this week. And this one's worse, not just because it's so lousy, but because of that voice of an eunuch. I mean, I understand a slow news day, but come on, for heaven's sake. Isn't there something like a tenth version of the third Spiderman III trailer to report?

  • March 28, 2007, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Funny for 20 seconds...

    by PhillipMarlowe

    then I just wanted to go listen to the Cash version again.

  • March 28, 2007, 9:40 p.m. CST

    He's got a copy of the God Delusion by Dawkins

    by PhillipMarlowe

    What does that say about people who read Dawkins? Pathetic losers...yup. Relax, I'm just kidding...sort of...

  • March 28, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    L.A.M.E.

    by Larry_Talbot

    Why is this on aintitcool? Youtube is available for anyone that wants to go there.

  • March 28, 2007, 10 p.m. CST

    Always knew ...

    by Freefinger

    that this one was a druggie, an addict! Ain't anyone else seen the skin color?!?! Can't be clean, if you're green!<P>DVDgloo!

  • March 28, 2007, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Ain't It Old News (again)

    by Doc_McCoy

    Not interested in clicking on headline news links on this site only to find a link to a web video I saw a week ago. Blah blah flame blah.

  • March 28, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Give Me A Fucking Break

    by PotSmokinAlien

    is the entire universe going down the shithole in the space of 4 days or has this just been a really bad run for both aicn and myself coincidentally? the posting of this as "cool news" would point to the former. please remove this entire page at the earliest opportunity, it has no place on this site and merrick, i have been holding back for months now but get it together dude---- they must have brought you on board for a reason but you have yet to make that reason clear

  • March 28, 2007, 10:29 p.m. CST

    I'm with Pot

    by Carnotaur3

    Doesn't belong here. But damn is it funny. Kermit blowing and puking doesn't settle too well with me though.

  • March 28, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Aint it YouTube Dot Com

    by ArcadianDS

    quick, somebody grab that url.

  • March 28, 2007, 10:53 p.m. CST

    it's a parody, no?

    by Skankardly

    why do some people get so upset? time to shed the Boba Fett pajamas and get some sunlight you fuckin' shut ins.

  • March 28, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    Fucking yawn.....

    by pdennett316

    Not the vid, that was great, but all the whingeing fuckers who just have to fucking moan about something, anything on this site. Shut the fuck up already! Not everyone has the time to trawl around YouTube and type random shit into the search engine and see if it exists, so for me this was welcome. I'm just waiting for some uber-dickhead to start spouting off about how this vid has raped his childhood and he'll never be able to watch the Muppets again. "It's not cool news wah, wah, wah!!!" Shut the fuck up you whining pieces of shit. If this is how you handle a post on a website, I'd hate to know how you deal with actual, meaningful problems. Fucking hissy-fit throwing mother fuckers, grow up!

  • March 28, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST

    The real question is: where's our Cumpston review?

    by ArcadianDS

    Neill,<p> Please get all over this.<p> and dont show the dork who posted it any mercy.

  • March 28, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Cry for me! Ya limey Muppet bastards!

    by thebearovingian

    Kermit?... Kermit?... Kermit?... Kermit!

  • March 28, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Man.....

    by closeencounter

    All you haters need to lighten up, OK? Unplug your fingers from your asses, and learn to smile, or (dare I say) laugh every so often. Good for the soul, if you have one. Jeez....

  • March 28, 2007, 11:19 p.m. CST

    If you want to see truly inspiring, hilarious puppetry-

    by Psalmolive

    Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tztg3uZWfa8

  • March 28, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Damn you Michael Bay

    by MCMLXXVII

    Damn you Michael Bay

  • March 28, 2007, 11:21 p.m. CST

    If you want to see truly inspiring, hilarious puppetry-

    by Psalmolive

    Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=Tztg3uZWfa8

  • March 28, 2007, 11:24 p.m. CST

    If you want to see truly inspiring, hilarious puppetry-

    by Psalmolive

    Check this out- one of the funniest pieces of puppetry gold I've found on youtube. ALL HAIL XJR5!!!: http://tinyurl.com/2prvkr

  • March 28, 2007, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Damn Yankees now Touring Ohio!!!!!!

    by Lord Thislewick

    The Rawk lives on!

  • March 28, 2007, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Still waiting...

    by DarthStallion

    for the MegaForce DVD review...

  • March 28, 2007, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Better Than TPM, AOTC and Most of ROTS!

    by uss cygnus

    Obi-Wan's not holding Kermit back, baby! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

  • March 28, 2007, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Whoever did this needs to start running...

    by SithScorp

    FYI, Disney OWNS Kermit now. They will find you... I love the video, but I fear for your soul because the house of mouse is going to be coming for you... Find the deepest hole you can and climb in. Pray the lawyers do not find you.

  • March 28, 2007, 11:59 p.m. CST

    What the hell is wrong with everyone!?

    by tie3456

    That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. Yet all we have is people bitching about it being posted on this site. Jesus, lighten the fuck up. How does this site attract some many whiny cry babies on such a regular basis? Sorry, wouldn't want to take away from the time you could be masturbating over Transformers or whatever the hell you want posted on this site instead.

  • March 29, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    fucking brilliant

    by oisin5199

    though I could have done without the muppet blowjob. The shot of Henson was amazing. This is now my second favorite version of the song next to Johnny Cash's. What is it about this song that gets me emotional even when fakeKermit sings it? The original never did anything for me, but for some reason, the covers have worked better.

  • March 29, 2007, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Have any of you seen, "The Usual Muppets" ?

    by B-Line

    It's another Muppet parody....

  • March 29, 2007, 1:27 a.m. CST

    I agree with you 100% tie3456!

    by Delagoya

    Little bitch crybabies who have never tasted pussy!

  • March 29, 2007, 1:30 a.m. CST

    hahahah

    by slkboxrman

    that was the most original, most brilliant thing ive seen in awhile...much better than "ask a ninja"

  • March 29, 2007, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Nipples on Miss Piggy = extra-chrome-y Surfer

    by Frijole

    Earlier on in the tb, Childe Roland posted that he'd hit the needle if he had to sleep w/ a pig, too. So that mean Yoko's shootin' up? HI-YO!

  • March 29, 2007, 1:56 a.m. CST

    Wrong. Just Bad wrong.

    by wowsah156

    Who ever made this will have to hide away for a while. This is a desecration of a genuinely loved character who is an icon. To portray him in this fashion is like raping your grandmother. A plague on your house sir.

  • March 29, 2007, 2:18 a.m. CST

    The photo of Jim was too far...

    by Brand Echh

    Overall I thought the parody was masterfully done, but the photo of Jim Hansen was too far. Combined with the sex and drugs, it isn't fair to his memory. -- Other than that, funny shit.

  • March 29, 2007, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Does anyone else remember...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...a while back when a talkbacker, a very vocal "expert" on Henson and the muppets, claimed that the word "muppet" was short for "musical puppet"? The subsequent ownage was very, very cruel.

  • March 29, 2007, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Sheesh

    by Frijole

    I've seen thicker skin on grapes. Go dry hump a care bear, why don't you, you whiny elitists. Unbelievable how many people think that they're scarred for life over a parody. My only hope is they'll all tune in to a raunchy episode of South Park one day, all at once, and go all Scanners. Kablooey. Sweet dreams, buttercups. May you all have nightmares of being Kermit's only son and are forced to watch in horror as he sells you off for two toots of meth. Sold to Harry Knowles who you hear, repeating in that bass-ey, slo-mo speech one hears in these movie dream-sequences, "This one will make an excellent hand puppet! Do you like watching Daredevil (theatrical release only) with naked men?" Uhhhwuhhhwa... gave myself shivers on that one.

  • March 29, 2007, 2:52 a.m. CST

    that's not a Sad Kermit.. this is a Sad Kermit

    by drave117

    Third bullet point. I defy any fan of the Muppets to listen to this without crying. http://tinyurl.com/2amfyz

  • March 29, 2007, 3:11 a.m. CST

    that wasn't good.

    by Seph_J

    what a waste of 5 minutes of my life. RULE ONE: Never trust vaguely titled talkbacks.

  • March 29, 2007, 4:23 a.m. CST

    Remember when AICN was cool?

    by Dwarf Sidious

    You know, about geeky movies and stuff? I'm deleting my bookmark.

  • March 29, 2007, 4:52 a.m. CST

    Meet the Feebles

    by CuervoJones

    Nothing new under the sun...

  • March 29, 2007, 5:49 a.m. CST

    Merrick is a douche. Editorial decisions are crap.

    by Bronx Cheer

    They have almost no coverage of "I Am Legend" which has been shooting all around NYC for months, they don't put a news story or anything up about the death of Captain America, but they'll let douchebags like Merrick post crap like this. Flim_ was right in suggesting that this is now Merrick's blog. If the people who run this site feel this is the sort of crap that deserves attention at the expense of actual news, I don't want to hear a fucking word from any of the writers here about "editorial" decisions. This is just a weak ass blog. What's next?

  • March 29, 2007, 6 a.m. CST

    AICN anti-east coast bias

    by Bronx Cheer

    This site has no east coast bureau and ignores massive amounts of story opportunities that are in this market. I understand that Harry lives in Texas, but in case you cow-tipping and sheep-fucking dopes didn't know this, the movie industry was born out here. Not in LA, not in fucking Texas. Yes, I said fucking Texas, because Texas is a pit. A cultural black hole, a beer-drenched, racist enclave, easily one of the most shameful blights on this country. Don't go waving Austin at me, either. Austin is an accident and doesn't actually belong in Texas. So go take a dip in the Rio Grande and eat some of that red El Paso dirt and drink some of the black gold that still drives your local economy, and while you're at it, kick a Mexican, because you know you want to. Of all the states in this country, Texas is easily the most racist. And ignorant. And trashy.

  • March 29, 2007, 6:03 a.m. CST

    What's next on this site? Rate Merrick's Poo?

    by Bronx Cheer

    Cuz I give this one a two.

  • March 29, 2007, 6:26 a.m. CST

    This is what MySpace is for.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Go post this crap there.

  • March 29, 2007, 7:15 a.m. CST

    Kermit's GOTTA EAT!!!!

    by My Ass Smells

    TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • March 29, 2007, 7:41 a.m. CST

    I want Muppet "Jarhead"/"Something In The Way" Next!

    by uss cygnus

    Could I put in a request for the scene from "Jarhead" where "Something in the Way" is used in the Swofford in the head/phone call home/nightmare where he pukes sand sequence, followed immediately by the squad watching "The Deer Hunter"? Piggy: "Who's F@king around NOW, Kermie? *flicks off camera*" Some people on this site need to have a sense of humor surgically implanted. Truly.

  • March 29, 2007, 7:48 a.m. CST

    How the mighty have fallen !

    by Darth Sicilian

    First Anna Nicole. Now Kermit. When will people really get tough on drug dealer.

  • March 29, 2007, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Funny, then tasteless.

    by heyscot

    Not funny showing Jim Henson like that. Henson was legendary and his death should be treated with respect. Other than that, it was somewhat funny (if not original).

  • March 29, 2007, 7:59 a.m. CST

    P.S. I agree, this isn't AICN material.

    by heyscot

    It's not ebaumsworld.

  • March 29, 2007, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Not Bad

    by JonQuixote

    More subtlety, less shock would have gone a long way.

  • March 29, 2007, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Muppets singing "fuck the police" is funnier

    by rev_skarekroe

    True.

  • March 29, 2007, 10:48 a.m. CST

    DatoMan..

    by SpikeTBB

    I know this is probably a stupid question, but how do you download YouTube videos? There have been several I wish I could download but it doesn't seem to be an option.

  • March 29, 2007, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Damn, Kermit has issues

    by ConeSpinner

    And I thought Pauly Shore had it bad

  • March 29, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Easy way to find out how to download it

    by kilik777

    Google the question. Its amazing what you can find answers to sometimes. You can also get Firefox browser and use one of the download extensions http://tinyurl.com/pv8do

  • March 29, 2007, 4:05 p.m. CST

    bronx cheer..... what ignited that outburst?

    by Seph_J

    although most of what you said is true, im interested to know what spurred you into vocalising it. Yes... I AM LEGEND is something being sorely overlooked. Missed opportunities all over the place on this site. Even if you offer information up, VERY rarely is it ever posted. Makes you wonder what the elitism on this site is all about really. "You are my friend, you can most your stupid Kermit shit... but YOU have information on a new film, but I dont know you... so... sorry, no can do."

  • March 29, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Not big. Not clever. Not cool news. Just filler.

    by taxman2001

    You want to see a video to this song that will REALLY make you cry tears of sorrow? Then see the Johnny Cash version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9dbmJ_2zU. Not only is the Cash version the BEST SONG EVER but it is also the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER. As to the Kermit-parody version - it just proves that some people have too much time on their hanfds and as such produce this kind of crap. Fucking Muppets...

  • March 29, 2007, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Not Cool...

    by Mako

    Thought it was funny for the first 20 sec and then realized these guys pushed a little too far. I do hope Disney comes after them. Cause it turned from funny to sick. This is crossing the line of parody. And taking a beloved children's character (along with putting Henson in it) and watching Kermit give a blowjob is so far from cool. This is like kiddie-porn. These guys need to be found and taken our of their community before actual children are "hurt".

  • March 29, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    On Hating

    by PotSmokinAlien

    its been said before, but to you all who get real upset when people start talking shit: people are gonna express their opinions down here and you oughta be able to read ones that differ from yours without getting your panties in a bunch. shit like this video is not what i have been coming to this site for years to see. over the weekend mori put up that sw/steampunk thing, a hell of a lot more original than the poisonous piece of shit above at least but still just a link to some kids website at the end of the day. whats going on here guys? you are turning into the coworker who sends flash animations of people peeing on a map of france around the office. maybe you can find a spot for the episode of thundercats that i overdubbed so the thundercats swear a lot and talk about sex? (get it, because it is a children's show)

  • March 29, 2007, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Seph_J, the outburst was brought on by CRAP

    by Bronx Cheer

    <p>This crap, this disrespectful crap, gets posted on this site, yet information pertaining to films like IAL or the Barzoom films is left off the site. If Harry wants to be a producer, fine, have at it, but you better let someone else report on the the projects you are involved in. This site is built on spies and leaks, yet for some reason Harry's projects deserve protection? Fuck that. It's all grist for the mill.</p> <p>I have a lot of respect for Mori, as he keeps us posted as to his various projects, offering readers a little insiders perspective. He also shows a relatively strong ethical sense, as opposed to the hypocrisy and pandering we get from some of the others.</p> <p>There's nothing cool or newsworthy about this Kermit video. In fact, Harry should be ashamed of himself for disrespecting Jim Henson by leaving this jive bullshit on his site.</p> <p>Where are the lawyers when you really need them? Please, a cease and desist order, STAT.</p>

  • March 29, 2007, 11:45 p.m. CST

    You Don't Fuck with Rolf

    by Playhouse

    This is just sad. Millions of things you could come up with in the world and your mind has Kermit on drugs and jerking off to a picture of Piggy. It ain't funny and it ain't controversial. It's like that one kid who always used to make your G.I. Joes or He-Mans fuck each other. It was sad then and it's plenty sad now.

  • March 30, 2007, midnight CST

    IS NOBODY READING RULE ONE?!!!!

    by Rogue Planet

    Don't FUG with da Muppets, hotdammit!

  • March 30, 2007, 12:09 a.m. CST

    I can appreciate comedy like this -unfortunately tho..

    by BendersShinyAss

    ...This just isn't comedy. It's twisted & disturbed.

  • March 30, 2007, 7:52 a.m. CST

    at least we can be thankful

    by PotSmokinAlien

    that merrick chose to leave his avatar off this post