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Is Michael Bay headed for another dimension?
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. That headline didn't mean Michael Bay is crazy... eccentric maybe, but not crazy. Not yet. No, I mean his next flick is going to be a sci-fi movie, an adaptation of Whitley Strieber's upcoming novel 2012: THE WAR FOR SOULS. I'm guessing they're only keeping the 2012 part of the title.
The story that Strieber (who wrote THE WOLFEN) came up with focuses on a scientist that discovers multiple versions of Earth exist in different dimensions and that all of them are doomed to perish in 2012, as predicted by the Mayans.
He has to team up with an alternate dimension self to figure out how to stop the apocalypse.
Bay is in line to direct and his writers on TRANSFORMERS, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, will produce. They aren't writing the script, though. They are currently looking for someone to adapt.
Sounds like more big spectacle from Bay. I'm sure he'll make Earth blow up real nice-like... be very interesting to see what a Michael Bay apocalypse looks like on screen... Tiny, I'm sure. Understated, even... yeah...
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Kind of.
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When done well. I remember a ST:TNG where Worf was switching between parallel realities. One of my favorite episodes. The end is awesome, you can see hundreds of alternate Enterprises floating in space at once.
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Oh man, too late.
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Rome rules.
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Mar 19, 2007 1:18:09 AM CDT
Bay,could you plse make Transformers look more like G1?
by gibsonusa returns
I know you don't like the boxy look, but could you nevertheless (should there be a sequel) make Optimus and Co. look more like their TV show counterparts? Meaning, no more flames on Optimus, Bumblebee as a small subcompact car, Ironhide as a big red van, and Starscream as a "slender" tricky bastard. They don't have to be EXACTLY like the cartoon...they don't even need to be close...but rather simply influenced by the original.
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You'll just invite comparisons to the Arthur C. Clarke/Kubrick/Hyams stuff. A film by Michael Bay can't stand up to those comparisons... even if you go for that blow 'em up sort of thing... which I don't. This needs a retitle.
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And now Michael Bay's Apocalypse?
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and watching that movie is like getting kicked in the dick for 90 minutes.
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nuff said.
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...is caused by the actions these 2 assholes take trying to find out what annihilates the earth. Oh Noes, the irony! I liked it better when it was the series finale of ST:TNG
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Let's see.
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THEY WILL SEND BRUCE WILLIS TO BLOW UP ON OF THE EARTHS FROM ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS.
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With the exception the steaming turd that is Pearl Harbor, I actually dig Michael Bay movies, and this one sounds like it could be interesting.
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Damn you Michael Bay
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maybe it's behind the cushions on the couch? _amazing_ what you'll find back there!
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Agreed. The One is truly an atrocity. I especially enjoyed the alternate universe where Jet Li is "Scandinavian" and you can see a pic of him in a bad yellow wig. "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine!" ..... Well, I certainly felt like a bitch after being subjected to that shit.
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retards.
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Never fails to boggle my mind how many people go in for this newage bullshit. Art Bell listeners, of which the numbers are legion, buy this 2012 prophecy lock stock and barrel. Fun times...
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goddammmit go do a cannonball into a pool full of AIDS-covered needles, asshole.
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An alternate dimension does not exist in this dojo, does it!
No Sensei!
A Mayan prediction does not exist in this dojo, does it!
No Sensei!
Michael Bay does not exist in this dojo, does it!
No Sensei!
Cobra Kai
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will have responded to a MCMLXXVI post. The guy (and come on only a guy could get this upset/obssessed with Transformers) is a legend.
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please
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Next years' Da Vinci Code, mark my words!!! Mayan monks will protest!!
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Every time you slate the guy, you make him stronger. go away.
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Great show. I wouldn't be surprised if Whitley has a tagline for this feature: based on true events. 2012 is the new Y2K for a lot of doomsdayers and conspiracy theorists. Check out Whitley's website for some really way-out stuff. Cool.
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2012 just in case they are right !
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Had to be said to the nay sayers.
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Mar 19, 2007 6:54:01 AM CDT
Damn (not, "you Michael Bay") - now he'll be able to...
by jackpumpkinhead
...blow up the Earth 20 times! Each time in slower motion! Oh brother.
Strieber - isn't that the freak that once fabricated the story of aliens "abducting" him, because that was the only way he could get anyone to read any of his bad books? -
You are impotent.
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...whose only contribution to this entire website is the repeat posting of the same four words? I think you will find joining the MCMLXXVI in his pointless crusade extremely thankless. Anyway, im certain that the bastard is actually Mori or Quint or Harry, or a disgruntled Bay-movie reject. FUCK YOU MCMLXXVI.
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actually, i don't care if you fuck this one up. i don't go to your movies.
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I am also a member of this so called pointless crusade. I got MCMLXXVI's back as well. Damn you Michael Bay, and damn the rest of his lovers!
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in another dimension.
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Michael Bay... End of the world... irony ehh
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sounds like a movie that perfectly suited for him.
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My Cunt-Moss Leaves Xtremely Xaggerated Viruses Inside
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MIKE: Help me, I'm still here, can't get out...! ALL: WEEEEEEEEEE-ooooooo-WEEEEEEEEE-ooooo-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-oooooooo
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But not this movie. MCMLXXVI, get lost. The damning is getting old.
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I, Abomination, am supposed to be doing all the asking about anal probes, man-cheadle, and whatnot
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They predicted the position of the sun's pasage through space and it just so happens they didn't go any further than 2012, when the sun moves in front of a prominent dark matter cloud in the southern sky. honestly though, any culture thats claimto fame is the destruction of the world.... is it any wonder they no longer exist? Wish people would get over their superstitions
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America's obesity crisis increases the gravitational pull of Earth and brings the moon hurdling towards earth unless a group of janitors polish the moon down to nothing before impact.
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Play close attention
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After Guantanamo gets held hostage by a UN human rights investigation Nick Cage has to infiltrate Guantanamo with the aid of Roger Moore, the only man to ever escape, and overthrow them in a series of high-speed Die Hard plagarisms.
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Mar 19, 2007 9:25:24 AM CDT
The Island 2: Yeah we know you didn't see the first one
by spandau belly
This one will just be the same movie rereleased in hopes to recover the costs and to keep Scarlet Johansen's name appearing in at least 50 creative ventures per year.
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After one isolated incident Hawaii returns to beign a safe and pleasant place to live and a young surfer begins to pursue her dream of being a dreamer in a dreamer movie. Michael Bay will make the first dreamer movie to film non-montage scenes like they were montages but actually retain regualr montages as well.
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I wanna see the film of 2112!
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After Optimus Prime slips on a puddle of dog piss and dies. The matrix of leadership is passed on to Hot Rod (voiced by Justin Timberlake.) Who goes on to fight Unicron (voiced by old audio clips of Marlon Brando) and Galvatron (voiced by a PCP slipped Leonard Nimoy.) -
Michael Bay escapes to another dimension where hacks get torn to pieces by great, slavering monsters for their utter lack of talent. The crowd has to decide after an exclusive reading of all the career "highlights" of said hack. The crowd consists of the pan-dimensional equivalent of TB'ers.I would watch that.
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Mar 19, 2007 10:06:11 AM CDT
Oh, is there a single reason why MCMLXXVI damns Bay?
by jackpumpkinhead
Because I keep reading that it's over the Transformers movie, but I could swear the "Damn you Michael Bay" posts showed up before Transformers was announced... (Not that Bay shouldn't be damned. But for more reasons than just one)
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Mr. Michael Baye is the best moovie film director of the US and A.............. NOT!
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Love Whitley Strieber. Hate Michael Bay. What to do? As long as there's no end-of-the-world power ballad by Aerosmith we'll be okay.
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He's the best thing on these Michael Bay talkbacks.
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Joseph Frederick gotta eat!!!
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...and always shall be a "Damn you Michael Bay."
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or is it not Bay enough?
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Michael Bay will continue to ruin every movie he makes. I would like to forewarn you that while it is already too late to stop his destruction of the Transformers movie, he could still be stoppedm, but, well, that would create a time paradox for me. In fact, posting this alone is endangering my existence. So, why tell you at all? Because even in the future, we SCORN Michael Bay. Alas, it is his destiny to continue to make crap films. But, uh, my suggestion is NOT to pay for them. Thank you.
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TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!! TINO!!
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that will destroy the world!!
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I'm sure Bay will find a way to turn even the most interresting story into a staming pile of action in your face flop!
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Fuck these assholes. Keep it up man. You are my hero!
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This film needs Afleck and a power ballad to be complete. We love you Micheal Gay!!!!!!!
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is what all Michael Bay films look like on-screen, like giant steaming lumps of shit.
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you're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock
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This talkback now complete w/Damn you Michael Bay, flames, gotta eat, and pwned. So does Stieber have a probe that shows itself at times ala Cartman?
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play him in the movie adaptation? Woweewowwow.
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for trafficing illegal hormones... Not a big news, of course, just mentioning...so, will he now be embarrassed to chat Rambo here with us? Little bit of blush, I guess.
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Haters be damned!
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Yes, another Michael Bay film would bring forth the Apocalypse so...Oh, he's doing a film about the Apocalypse? Um, never mind. See you all on the other side.
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I thought Michael Bay Denis finally got banished to another dimension like those bad guys in Superman or something. I was very happy. Now, not so much.
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In theaters May 22, 2008
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Let me guess, somthing will blow up in this movie, you never know what going to happen in a Bay movie.
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Keep fighting the good fight sir. I am by your side.
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YESSSSSS!!!
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"Cause he's got COSMPIC POWERS, BROTHER ! !"
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And, by the way, MCMLXXVI for Pres!
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Near the end of the movie MCMLXXVI holds bazooka on his shoulder and it is aimed directly at the studio where Bay is editing the final cut of TF:the Movie. MCMLXXVI Hello! Bay whips around in shock.
BAY mcmlxxvi! MCMLXXVI!
MCMLXXVI I'm gonna blow up your film, Michael Bay.
BAY Go ahead. Blow it up. Blow it back to God. All this time you've waited for a true big-screen adaptation of a your beloved Hasbro property. Bay pauses, walks toward him. BAY MCMLXXVI, you and I are simply passing through hisory. This (points to his film), this IS history. MCMLXXVI lowers his bazooka. The mutters MCMLXXVI Michale prepare to meet Kali. In Hell! MCMLXXVI FIRES the bazooka directly into Michael Bay. His body explodes in a violent crimson shower. MCMLXXVI Damn you, Michael Bay. -
though I do feel it's too late now to change anything, such as Bay's involvement, it's not to late, nor will it ever be, to declare this film TRANSFORMERS IN NAME ONLY. Viva la TINO!
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that is all
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Strieber did not need to make up alien shit to sell books. Remember "The Wolfen?" Remember "The Hunger?" Remember how those were both made into movies and all of this was prior to his first abduction book, "Communion?" "Communion" was a huge success and "Transformation," too. But by then the anti-Strieber media blitz was in full force and soon thereafter he faded into obscurity as far as the mass media was concerned. He even went bankrupt at one point. So all in all going public with the alien abduction stuff hurt him. He became a laughing stock, the anal probe joke of "South Park." Stephen King disavowed him, thought it was all nonsense. But through the years he's stuck to his story and in some strange ways his story played out for the betterment of humanity. Stop laughing, this is what I mean: He was writing a book about edge science with radio host Art Bell. One night he got a knock on his hotel door in Toronto, Canada. Some old seemingly human man walked in and told him...well...everything you'd every want to know about anything important. Strieber jotted it down and it became his small book, "The Key." One of the topics the man touched on was how the stopping of the gulf stream will cause the next ice age and soon. Strieber and Bell stopped working on the edge science book and began looking into this man's claims. From that research they wrote "The Coming Global Superstorm." They went on all the talk shows to promote it, got laughed off the set of The Today Show. Global warming? Just a theory. Gulf stream stopping? Ice age? Pure nonsense. Everyone knows ice shelves won't melt for at least another hundred years.... That book was the basis of the mediocre "The Day After Tomorrow" flick. Bad as it was it at least triggered a shift in the masses' response to a dire situation which is now, thanks to the likes of Al Gore and real fucking scientists, conventional wisdom. In fact, the Chinese govenment forced their climatologists to watch the movie. it was mandatory viewing! So scoff at the man if you want but if you trace back the beginning of the turn in the American (and Chinese at least) psyche about global warming, it starts in the hotel room of an alien abductee having a conversation with a stranger who looked human but had knowledge beyond anything we've ever heard before.
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That part scared the living shit out of me when I first saw Communion as a teenager. It's been a long time since I've seen the film, but my recollection is that much of it was kind of corny (though Walken played it great), but that scene in the bedroom when he wakes up and the alien pops out from behind the dresser - jesus h christ! That shit creeped me out for YEARS afterward. I mean everytime I woke up to take a leak in th emiddle of the night, you bet your ass that scene popped into my mind. Nothing will freak you out more during a midnight pissing that wondering if you look into the mirror above the toilet whether you will see a fucking alien pop it's head out from behind the shower curtain.
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Especially when it's reduced to catchphrase garbage. It's like a checklist for poser movie fans. Worst director: Michael Bay. Check! It makes me wonder if people actually watch movies anymore or just copycats what everyone else says for "geek" cred.
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Another one, news, but not cool. Ain't!
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That should have been the title once you clicked the link.
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PR departments are working overtime.... http://tinyurl.com/39fnfn
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Or the Procession of the Equinox. It was intended by the Mayan culture to be world decline, death and finally renewal. Many Latinos believe this is the time when their culture will reclaim their territory and drive the whites who stole it back to the Caucus mountains where apparently white people originated. According to what I've seen (seriously), there is apparently a large barrier surrounding the Caucus mountains as if the people from there were never meant to escape, and yet..... As for the Mayan prophecies, well it can only be speculated upon as 99% of true Mexican/Latino literature was destroyed in the conquests in the 1500's by Cortez and other would-be conquerors. If anyone has heard the rap group, El Vuh, there is a song that makes reference to 2012, with an elder saying something about the latino nation being asleep for 500 years, but now we begin to wake up. Around December 26 is the time it will occur. What will happen, we can only speculate but if by some reason I start to gain supernatural powers, Whitey is who I'm coming after first. Word.
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Stuff it haters. MCMLXXVI's hate burns with the fury of a thousand suns and your barbs are as the protests of a flea to the likes of him. (At this point, I don't know what his crusade is about and I don't even have a dog in the Transformers fight. But, you've got to respect his unyielding style!)
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Fuck tha haterz, especially you, MCMLXXVI. Eat a bowl of dick up, beeyotch. I'll see Transformers once for me, and twice for you. Here's to $300+ mil TF gross, and to loser-ass fanboys everywhere that will be crying themselves to sleep for months afterwards. Grow up, losers.
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Seriously ... that obsessive over a fucking toy line being made into a movie? More like pathetic, and not worth an ounce of respect.
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he makes films for retards, and as proof, look at most of the people that defend his movies here!!!!
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Breaking News: James Cammeron found an ancient crypt, inside was Michael Bay's integrity. MCMLXXVI said let there be light and there was Uwe Boll!
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i got your back mate, fuck all the retards that still think bay movies are "pure fun entertainment"
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who recently has got rather chatty.The next challenge is MCMLXXVI - I just know he has alot of opinions locked up behind the 'Damn You Michael Bay' front and that just can't be good for him. Let it out MCMLXXVI - just let it all out
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ideas. It has to involve time travel or dimension hopping.
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Especially when we've got directors like Paul WS and Uwe Boll consistently crapping on celluloid.
Technically speaking, Bay is pretty damn good. He is amazing when it comes to shot composition and just making things look cool. He is almost unmatched in that category. The problem most of us have with Michael Bay has to do with the stories he tells and how they are told. Like how he calls his Transformers film "A story about a boy and his car" and how he doesn't want to make a film that foxuses "on those gay robots". He thinks he has to put FLAMES on Optimus for people to like the damn movie. I can see the forced romantic subplot already. -
That was some hard shit. Fuck, I'm gonna go crawl in my hole and never come on the Inernets again, cuz you'll beat my ass. Seriously, guy ... grow the fuck up. MCM's shit is annoying, hitting every TB with that stupid shit. You are just a pathetic tool getting so offended over that response. messi slobbering over his keyboard: "Oh, waaaah, that guy isn't making a movie how I want him to make it. He sucks. He is the fucking devil. Yaaaay, here comes MCM to my rescue, spamming TBs incessantly with the same message! Uh oh, someone said something negative about MCM, I better fuckin put that asshole in his place! That cock can't come up with anything but BO numbers. What a prick! He's a cunt! A dickhead! Yeah, that got him! Watch him recoil in horror from my rapier wit! I win the Internet!"
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first of all Seph_J..in honor of the late great Phil Hartman "I always htought you're name was Steph...here's a pen I stole from you in 1985" (hoping you can name where that's from) seriously though dude, I agree with you that MCMLXXVI is an AICN staffer, I'm guesing Quint but who knows...but i don't personally believe Herc is real over at Coax so take that for what you will now MCMLXXVI dude, i love your bulldog tenacity, fight the good fight
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Just say Batman Begins wasn't really that good. That seems to wind him up massively
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... but I happened to love Batman Begins
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'cause there's alot of hate floating around here.
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I mean, I like me some Kate and Leopold, but let's get real.
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newsradio, most underrated sitcom ever... and superninja, i like to think that the first back to the future was good
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good is setting the bar kind of high. OK movies: Time Bandits, Millennium, Somewhere in Time, Bill and Ted, the original Time Machine, I know I'm forgeting a bunch.
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hehe I love that episode of Newsradio, it also features the Boba Fett VR camera...yeah BTTF was probably the last great time travel movie(s)
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MCMLXXVI I'm one the guys that gets a chuckle outta yr tenacacity but after transformers is out id give it a permanent rest.Write somethin that changes letters and forms words and gets to the point of 2 sentences at least, then keep pilin em on. i know you must get a kick outta the reactions but can it after the release,in fact breakin your silence on the day of TF release would be fu**in ace. None of this will happen tho eh? ill become a hater after the TF movie. read communion and looove the movie, comedy classic, Walken is dynamite. i liked valiens little essay, hope this gets made, we need a good parallel earths movie(theonewasnotit) but bay will armagedon it, that movie was , i couldnt believe how eeeehhhaarg..forget that movie. Make adapts of all streibers freakshow books. They're heereee...like the sound of that big 'cat head' in the back of the neighbouring car SK29 mentioned,..and finky089, im right there with ya on that scene from communion,..it looks fake but real sure we know its a prop but i think if the real thing showed up that too would look fake..and what about that scene with the f***in crazy spinnin' top robot with the little black hat that comes flyin into the bedroom..and the little blue doctors.."you're talkin about folklore, munchkins? I'm talking about little blue fuckers this size.." i know thats not an exact quote but.."you people are in for one very big surprise.." yeah, f***in give us one MCMLXXVI, or just disapear and come back under another handle..dont make me a hater pal, i like yer style so far.
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12 Monkeys, Star Trek:The Voyage Home
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movies. I had forgotten about Back to the Future. Part 1 is obviously the best one and a near-perfect movie with a great script. Also, Bill & Ted is actually a very clever movie despite pretending to be stupid.
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and music is very dependant on taste. Album at the moment is Peeping Tom. For me Mike Patton is something of a genius. I know it isn't steps but sorry to disappoint
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kidding me. I like that movie, but it's real corny.
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Of course Jim Cameron 1 is better than Jim Cameron 2, but that's really besides the point.
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Bad TT movie: Contact
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have bad taste, bad ideas, etc. >:)
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Who was Joan of ArcNoah's wife?
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your subatomic particles being broken down and then reassembled inside of a computer.
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I'm all about bad iseas and bad taste. Just gets me in too much trouble from time to timeBad idea number one when going to America. I was stood in customs and getting the obligatory patdown and made some quip about wearing the shirt specially adapted to hide bags of heroin . . not a smart move
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...at one point, there was a Talkbacker called, "Michael Bay" and he would only post: "Damn you MCMLXXVI."Now THAT'S comedy.
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Sometimes tacky is fun, and sometimes its a cavity search.
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that's probably the only original and inspired thing that "Michael Bay" has ever done, and funny too.
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you could have told them you had an anthrax bomb shoved up your pooper.
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but is was before 9/11 . . .don't think I would try anything like that again . . .although I didn't particularly think about it at the time
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wanna talk about tacky when I was in HS I went for a tour on the US Mint in Denver and me and a buddy made a crack about being part of the Kasas State Miltia..now this was like RIGHT after Oklahoma City...not a smart move...we didn't get searched but we were closely watched and our teacher was PISSED...then in college when studing broadcasting another friend made a comment to the FCC about all the hate mail getting delivered to his house when they were there for an inspection...yeah, we were off the air for a couple of hours while they did a full inspection instead of a routine visit
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Just laughing about the word 'pooper'. Have to use that more often . . .but probably not at customs
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He saz, "MCMXLLLL, or whatever GOTTA EAT. But HE'S TEH SUK!"
BRING IN THE MILK! BRING IN THE MILK! BRING IN THE MILK!
MCM RULS!
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or what you call, a movie producer... i wraped by body with small empty cans that looked a bit like dynamite, and i named each can with a horrible movie,mostly michael bay and rob sneider stuff.. i showed up to work like that and needless to say, a lot of customers complained about my attire.. damn you michel bay!!!!!!
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that is *my* body..not BY
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thats spelling, not.. oh who cares.. DAMN YOU MICHEL BAY
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for what it's worth, I mean it is on the WALL behind the toilet (you know, the vanity mirror that everyone has in their bathroom? Well, in my old house, it extended to the wall space behind the toilet. but when you stand up in front of the toilet, it's visually "above" it...on the wall. anyway, you get what I mean. Though, perhaps having a toilet on the ceiling above the toilet would add a whole new dimension to using that room!
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'tis true
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I just liked the way "messi toilet clarification" read. For a minute a thought this was a scat tb
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is it just me or is it funny and ironic (in the true way not the Alanis Morrisate way...that STILL bugs me, nothing in the song is ironic) but that in a Mike Bay talkback we got the title "messi toilet"..because that's one way I would describe Bay's attempts at sotrytelling...
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That something will freaken explode in this movie , just wait!You'll see I'm right!
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She say's he's a real explosion under the sheets!
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That MCMLXXVI has gotten all the attention in this TB. He is the true owner of the power cosmic!
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on all the mirror worlds.
And this is a dynamite concept Strieber has dredged. Absolutely incredible. This will be a completely shattering cinematic experience. It's too big for this universe. Uncosmicbelievable! -
i really have a great feeling about the movie and i hope it rocks so that i can listen to everyone making up shitty excuses as to why they hated it. im just waiting patiently...
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'cause "Oreos eat Cool J cookies". And since J.Jonz eats Oreos that would make LL even more badass.Now back to Mikey Bay's Dentist!
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Mar 19, 2007 10:42:54 PM CDT
"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the point..."
by s-mart shopper
"...when he made Pearl Harbor. I need you more than Ben Afleck needs acting school, he's a really bad actor. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than Ben Afleck. Now, all I can think about is you...and that shitty movie...Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you."
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http://tinyurl.com/7skkf
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...is the line. sorry to be a pedantic ass. And yes, although MCMLXXVI is above listening to the liked of mere mortals such as us (he still pisses me off exponentially) it would be kinda cool if he made a second appearance in a talkback. And also, yes I agree, after Transformers is released, break you silence and talk, or fuck off.
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story about getting laid in every dimension. A film by Michael Bay." Cue heavy metal music and explosions.
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Transformers. Even if Bay knocks is out of the park and creates the ultimate summer blockbuster which even improves on the cartoon and becomes the highest grossing film of all time. People will still slag it off. I agree with wcoop893, I think it could actually be a very cool film. The potential is there. And yes, Michael Bay DOES make FUN films.
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last summer he was on an austin talk radio show and they got him to talk about weed and his beliefs in the Mayan calendar. He was pretty convinced of that stuff. And high.
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and it was agreed that MCMLXXVI is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!! keep up the good work!!
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Those gray aliens are creepy because of how emotionless their faces are. That and whether or not they enjoy probing your arse!
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MCMLXXVI on talkbacks = Flames on Optimus.
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... and no, that wasn't supposed to be super witty. I really don't give a flying fuck one way or another. Not enough to be as angry as you, anyway. No sweat off my balls if you and MCM are pathetic intarweb trollz. Sure, it's annoying. But, fuck, obviously you are far more concerned about the pros and cons of MCM than others here.
messi still slobbering over his keyboard: "That fuckin Lamerz! He dared talk back to me. He is the fucking devil, too, like that DAMN Michael Bay. I better fuckin put that asshole in his place, now! I know, I'll play the childish card, because his shit is lame, and my Intarweb skillz rule. Then I'll say he's got something in his ass, cuz that shows that he is ghey. Yes, I rule! Watch him recoil in horror from my rapier wit! I still win at the Internet!"
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because the Devil has all the best tunes. And Bay doesn't (unless you like shitty soft rock ballads).
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i discovered that Bay's movies are written by other people. Bay has become the personification of Hate for people who dont like blockbusters being made these days. I am talking about movies Like tomb raider, as much as I hated the Tomb raider movies, they made huge amounts of money. Unless that of course is the real reason why bay hate exists, Films which are as terrible tomb raider making money. then it becomes Indie cinema vs corporate cinema or Substance over style. Summer is not the time for making Brainy, mature films about worthy subjects. The people who run Hollywood know this and keep the brainy films for Oscar time. People who like thinkingfilms dont like blockbusters and consider them a waste of time and so Bay is there enemy. Want to know the real reason why Marty never got an oscar? simple, Marty's movies were never, ever commercial. They were darkly themed movies about violence, troubled people like travis bickle or mob men like henry hill or Jake La Motta. Redford was very commercial and so he won best picture. Bay is commercial and he knows it, the studios know it too and yet he is the hated filmmaker of all time beside boll and ws anderson. The real reason he is hated so much is that his films make money with the exception of the island that bombed. Critics hate bay because they want more artisitc type of films. people will go to see transformers. How much would it cost to run campaign that says Hey america Harry Knowles Talk backers think you are all dumb for seeing this movie. what would the reaction be.
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dumb for going to see transformers. Or did I miss the point?
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MCMLXXVI IS A TOOL
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nah, just retarded
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i dont mind some popcorn movies, as long as they are entertaining, well done and and keep me glued to a seat for two or so hours, michael bay films fail at that. i remember i got sick watching two of his movies, literally, and after seeing bad boys 2, i decided i wasnt gonna waste my time with this fucktard... and yes, i prefer substance over style. raimi and spielberg have both of that, bay doesnt have any substance and his style is shitty at best
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people who like thinking films do not automatically hate blockbusters. Bay is the enemy/ focus of this hatred because he is the ultimate example of unoriginality/ mediocrity overpromoted. He also maintains a large elment of creative control- the writers write what they are told to (I could be wrong on this), as proved by TF which he envisaged as the story of one boy and his aching penis.
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"Donnie Darko" with explosions than any of the time travel films mentioned? It sounds more like parallel time line universes. You know, the big secret plot of LOST? Oh, oops. *SPOILER*
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penetrated by Bay! and I thought rampant coke abuse resulted in impotence. Unlucky.
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One movie was overlooked. Team america world police. That was all about dumb summer movies.1,2,3 America Fuck Yeash!
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you know you got your money's worth and you can see on the screen where that huge ass budget went. i really dont think you can say that about too many movies. superman returns for example. oh and yeah the pirate sequels both cost 250 and you can tell, but im just saying he puts my money on the screen for me and i like it
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It's in 2 parts because you tube wont let you go over 10 minutes, the bastards! http://tinyurl.com/3xdb36http://tinyurl.com/382r3p
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where do i sign up to get one?
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The fact that so many fans and whatnot are up in arms about Bay fucking with the characters says this will be Bay's last big budget film. I don't know of any director who was able to come back after having two big time flops, at least no director that had talent which is something that Bay obviously lacks in terms of storytelling. Coupled with the fact that all his movies, yes, including The Rock, which was utterly stupid, I think execs are closely watching to see if he can pull one out of his ass. I say this movie will make some but not all of its money back. Though it seems the "big dumb fun, lowest common denominator" crowd is picking up the slack.
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Off the subject but i sent this to Harry and he didn't put it up. Shia LaBeouf said in an interview with UK mag Total Film that they have actually built a mobile phone that can change into a robot for Transformers and that it is called Sound Wave. It's on pg53, check it out. A lot of you will probably complain that his is too hip or contempary or something but i'm sure a cassette recorder was just as 'hip' in the 80's. This seems like a logical disguise for a spy robot and i personally can't wait to see an actual mobile transform, no cgi or nothing.
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No doubt about it.
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MCMLXXVI, you need a life. Unless of course you have a life and just get your assistant to make these posts.
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They even made a crappy movie based on his books about it starring Christopher Walken. I guess he found time away from the anal probes to create this piece of garbage.
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--in another dimension....
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