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Quint sees his first SXSW movie, DJ Caruso's DISTURBIA starring Shia LaBeouf!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a brief review of DISTURBIA, my first film at SXSW '07. I'm going to be brief, but I'm also going to split my review into two parts. Part one is completely safe, touching on very little of the plot, and part two will be a little more in-depth and spoilery. PART ONE I picked DISTURBIA as my first movie of the fest (costing me THE LOOKOUT, the big opening night film... but one that I hear was only okay) because of DJ Caruso's SALTON SEA and Shia LaBeouf in the lead. Caruso's SALTON SEA was a great film, one that I still think holds up. Outside of his first project, the Frank Darabont scripted throwback to Roger Corman crazy road chase movies BLACK CAT RUN, SALTON SEA is the best stuff he's done and I think LaBeouf is a fascinating actor, on the cusp of reaching super stardom. Plus it was an AICN screening, so how could I not be there? I knew nothing about the movie besides the director and the star. I didn't know the synopsis, the supporting cast, the genre. I knew there was some sort of car stunt somewhere in the film because of the interview I did with LaBeouf during my visit to the set of TRANSFORMERS, but I had no idea the context of the stunt... And oh man, what a great stunt it is... but no more on that until Part Two. This is by far Caruso's best film since SALTON SEA. It has everything. Romance, crime, suspense, gags, beautiful girls in bathing suits, blood, tears... everything. The acting across the board is great. Part Two will have more on that, but for the super spoiler-free Part One I'll just say that if you want to experience this movie the best possible way then on April 13th just go to whatever theater is close to you and playing the flick, avoid the trailers, avoid reviews, avoid everything and just sit back and watch. I don't want to build it up as something with, like, an amazing twist or something. It's nothing like that. It's a small film with some good surprises and I know from my experience with it that I liked it more the way I saw it than I would have if I had known certain aspects of the film. If that's not enough for you, then proceed to Part Two. I won't go spoiler crazy, but I will talk a little bit about the film's structure, plot and characters. If you just want to know what I thought and don't want specifics just know that I genuinely dug the hell out of it. I think this is the kind of film we could use more of. Smart, exciting, funny, thrilling and just flat out entertaining. PS - During the Q&A LaBeouf was asked about INDIANA JONES 4 and he said it's just a rumor right now (does that mean it can change... hrmmm), but would he like to do it? "Fuck yeah!" Now for a little more depth in Part Two... PART TWO I won't draw this out. I'm hoping to still be able to catch 6 hours of sleep tonight and to do that I need to wrap this up, code it and post it in about half an hour. What we have here is a great melding of genres. I love it when a movie pulls that off, be it AUDITION or FROM DUSK TILL DAWN or something like BRICK, which melded noir with the high school film, complete with jocks, nerds and everybody in between. We have what is a coming of age/girl next door romance story with a twist. Our lead boy is under house arrest, so he can't court the girl next door. At the Q&A, Caruso said he very much wanted this to be like SAY ANYTHING, with LaBeouf as his John Cusack. That's very apt. It's kind of sweet, a little frustrating, but funny and romantic. But there's a thriller aspect to the movie that creeps in, a REAR WINDOW angle. The TV's reporting a serial killer on the loose and LaBeouf, during his neighborhood spying while bored under house arrest, comes to suspect another neighbor, played by David Morse, is this man. The performances by LaBeouf and Morse in particular make this movie for me. I love how Morse can be the ultimate creepy guy in one second and then kind of charming in the next, keeping you unsure if LaBeouf is really onto the killer or if it's a misunderstanding. And the fact that some of it plays like a romantic comedy, you're not sure you know exactly which formula, if any, they're following. Also in the cast are Carrie-Anne Moss as LaBeouf's mother, troubled by her son's run-ins with the law. She doesn't have much screen time, but as always she's great to watch. Sarah Roemer plays the girl next door and boy... does she look good in a bikini. It's easy to see how LaBeouf's character becomes infatuated with her. She's absolutely beautiful. And, of course, Morse is awesome. I very much recommend this flick. I had a blast with it. It won't change your life, but it's smart, filled with great performances and it's entertaining as all hell. I have 6 films on the schedule tomorrow... hopefully I'll catch them all... and hopefully they'll be better than the midnight flick I saw tonight... I won't mention it by name since it's an indie, but boy howdy... seat-squirming bad. Be back soon! -Quint quint@aintitcool.com

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...SHIA IS INDY, JR!!!!!!!!
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March 10, 2007, 3:41 a.m. CST
I sent in a review a month ago saying the same shit....
by i kick tits
And it wasn't posted. BAH HUMBUG!
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It's either a rumor or it isn't. Black or white. Yes or no. And when the answer is vague the answer is invariably yes. God dammit. So Indy 4 is going to be the train wreck we all knew it would be. I guess you really can't go home again. Also Quint I would say he's pretty good for his age but a "fascinating actor"? C'mon.
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But Shia LaBoeuf is possibly one of the worst names ever. If that was my name, I'd change it to something cool like Ace. Or Rock. Doesn't LaBoeuf mean the beef? Yeah, Rock The Beef would be a way better name.
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Quint, when you say that you're going to discuss the car stunt further in part two...it's probably a good idea to discuss the car stunt further in part two.
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IN HELL!
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Shia needs to be banned from the news. For his own good.
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...very sunni.
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Looks like a decent movie. The trailer DID kind of feel like a throw-away teen slasher flick tho. But the "Rear Window" feel to it peeked my interest.
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I don't think he gets enough credit how really good he is. If they had used him properly on House, he could have been a one-episode character who returned to torment House, instead they threw 6 meaningless episodes at us and really spoiled a good idea. Plus, if you saw him in that Russell Crowe movie where he played Meg Ryan's kidnapped husband, he more than stole the movie. I wanted him to outwit his kidnappers instead the movie tried to use Crowe and Ryan macking on each other. REALLY embarrassing.
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Less of this young man. Please? Faster...
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A remake not calling itself a remake is just dumb. Secondly the Simpsons did this better anyway. Lebouf needs to really quit being in movies. He'll make Transformers harder to watch than it already is and if he's in INDy 4 he'll simply ruin it.
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I think LeBouf whether he sucks in Indy 4 or not is going to be a great talent. He caught my eye in Project Greenlight 2. I think the kid has a lot of personality and charisma and will be around for a long time.
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I mean come on, there are some serious other teen actors out there that deserve out hatred more than shia. he iwas good in "the greatest game ever played" and I think alot of this hatred stems from the projects hes in rather than it actually being about him as an actor. and i also liked the movie HOLES. and after seeing the trailer "rear window" def came to mind for me, and again agree with the poster above who said "the simpsons did it better" gotta love the simpsons
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On an unrelated matter, I had a question about the appearance of the GOTTA TAKE A SHIT MASK in the script for Rob Zombie's Halloween remake. Now, I have the script, myself, but I don't want to read the whole thing. I was wondering if someone could please tell me what page number the GOTTA TAKE A SHIT MASK appears on, that is, if it is really in the script at all. Merci Beaucoup.
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And funnier.
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Seriously they don't even credit the film? Sigh. Shia is annoying but he was decent in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. I've heard hes a dick though, but that is just a rumor.
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i'm glad you said that. ever since the first trailer for this i've been absolutely pissed off. it looks like a modernized rear window. it's just fucking lazy.
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woohoo. so instead of a wheelchair he's under "house arrest" with a ankle bracelet and now he looks at chicks in a pool?? yeah no thanks, and same here Barrock, no credit given to Rear Window. if im gonna watch a remake, id rather watch that Simpson's episode.
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..and he says just rent Rear Window, and fuck Shia LeBeuf!!
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but isn't that Mark wahlberg vehicle, Shooter, juts a rip-off of that Wayans film, Most Wanted??
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Taking Lives, which is a pile of shit.
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Might have borrowed less from Rear Window than this piece of shite. Same for De Palma's Body Double.
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Really? I think he seems like another kid cut from the Disney drama department. So very earnest and safe.
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He's in a town that gets attacked by a lot of birds, while people go missing at a hotel run by a creepy guy. I hear someone gets killed in a SHOWER. But, it isn't a remake.
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He was really the bomb in Constintine. For real!!!!!!
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Saw the preview for this today at Zodiac, and if the preview for Disturbia sucked an harder, wigs and toupees would have been flying off people's heads and gotten sucked into the screen. Just what I want to see, "Teenage Rear Window" with a career-low embarassing role for David Morse. Morse's character got prison-raped all the way back on St. Elsewhere, and somehow that storyline looks easier to take than this steaming pile of shite. The one funny thing was at the end of the rpeview when the name "Disturbia" appears on screen, and beneath it it says "Group Rates Available at 1-800-***-****." What the hell kind of group would you take to see this crap? Hey, kids, field trip!
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lot's of giggling.
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this will be the classic line that Shia's character will say to distract the baddie( Morse) and make him fall into his grave!
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That's what this looks like.
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and notice that this was an AICN screening. Gee.. then I'll take this review to heart and RUN to see it. You have a little... something... on your CHIN.. is it cream?
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That is all.
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Seriously. I could be way off but that's what I see in the kids future...
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Funniest line in Salton Sea.
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You know this to be true.
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And this movie looks like crap. What am I missing here?
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did u forget to get back to that "amazing stunt?" haha...get some sleep FOO'!
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I saw this a month ago. It is an average thriller at best. I would put it in the same league as Cellular. I did enjoy the asian sidekick though and Sarah Rhomer is good on the eyes, but other than that it was extremely predictable. Some nice suspense at the end tho. I would give it a B or a B-.
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