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A Hobbit, The Tall Man and Hellboy team up for a horror flick called I SELL THE DEAD!?! How sweet is this?!?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Sorry I've been absent from the day to day on the site since getting back from Louisiana, but my Mac's power cord has fritzed out on me. It was literally sparking, like it belonged in some mad scientists' lab in a '30s Universal horror film. The Powerbook works fine. The book part is there, but the power part is not. The replacement cord is on the way... in the meantime I've bogarted my brother's shitty, virus-infected Dell to throw up a couple stories tonight... gotta earn my keep, you know.

Looks like Harry grabbed the Shyamalan story, but I have a good one, too...

This sounds so fuckin' cool and it's so out of left field that I can't help but be shocked that this movie could possibly exist.

There's a flick called I SELL THE DEAD in works with LOST/LOTR's Dominic Monaghan, playing an 18th Century grave-digger, Ron Perlman, playing his mysterious priest, and Angus Scrimm (in final negotiations) playing an aristocratic doctor.

Monaghan and producer-actor Larry Fessenden will play London corpse-traders who perform "services" for the elderly doctor in this indie flick, to lens in May in New York.

This sounds so damn cool to me I can't even say. I'll be keeping a close eye on this one!


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i love it
by kingoflight
Mar 7th, 2007
01:10:44 AM
Excellent title
by Dr. Meirschultz
Mar 7th, 2007
01:21:50 AM
Quint, this sounds like "the body snatcher"
by BadMrWonka
Mar 7th, 2007
01:33:02 AM
is Fessenden also directing?
by Jarek
Mar 7th, 2007
01:42:33 AM
It sounds interesting
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 7th, 2007
02:03:36 AM
Burke and Hare?
by MaxTheSilent
Mar 7th, 2007
02:06:08 AM
Goddamned COSMPIC POWER!!! Thanks Franklin T
by Boondock Devil
Mar 7th, 2007
02:25:13 AM
There is always an excuse for AICN staff...
by nomihs
Mar 7th, 2007
02:34:32 AM
This post would have been up earlier but...
by Boondock Devil
Mar 7th, 2007
02:46:33 AM
Powerbooks GOTTA EAT!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 7th, 2007
03:05:12 AM
nice mac advertisement.... NOT
by roccotheripper
Mar 7th, 2007
03:46:01 AM
Sounds great, but...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 7th, 2007
03:47:36 AM
Timothy Dalton, The Doctor & The Devils, Who cares?!?
by Captain Happy
Mar 7th, 2007
04:11:58 AM
DocPazuzu, I completely agree
by Boondock Devil
Mar 7th, 2007
04:13:14 AM
Boondock Devil
by DocPazuzu
Mar 7th, 2007
05:03:07 AM
It'd be a great capper to both film series, Doc
by Boondock Devil
Mar 7th, 2007
05:11:39 AM
I thought the tall man was
by Kizeesh
Mar 7th, 2007
06:23:50 AM
heu... I fail to see the "Ultimate Coolnest"?
by Freefinger
Mar 7th, 2007
06:25:35 AM
www.dell.com
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 7th, 2007
06:28:38 AM
http://films.thelot.com/films/ 30017
by Blueballs333
Mar 7th, 2007
06:38:54 AM
Kizeesh
by DocPazuzu
Mar 7th, 2007
06:57:13 AM
Since when does the cast make the film?
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 7th, 2007
07:17:50 AM
Burke and Hare GOTTA EAT with their COSMPIC POWERS
by Doctor_Sin
Mar 7th, 2007
07:45:38 AM
That's a pretty solid cast...
by Childe Roland
Mar 7th, 2007
08:21:10 AM
PLEASE, I beg you!
by VicSage
Mar 7th, 2007
10:37:30 AM
Don't forget I Accuse My Parents
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 7th, 2007
11:15:03 AM
Don't forget I Accuse My Parents
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 7th, 2007
11:15:47 AM
Silver balls
by landocolt45
Mar 7th, 2007
01:39:54 PM
This Is Madness...!
by buster00
Mar 7th, 2007
01:49:11 PM

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