Learn When Steven Spielberg’s Reality Filmmaker Show
ON THE LOT Premieres!!
I am – Hercules!!
Fox's “On The Lot,” from Steven Spielberg and "Survivor" dude Mark Burnett, premieres May 16.
Are you going to sit on your ass and bitch about Spielberg’s level of talent, or are you going to grab a camera and enter? Guess which choice will make hot, needy actresses sleep with you, even if you're a girl. Find the “On The Lot” site here.
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Feb. 22, 2007, 12:47 a.m. CST
by gotta eat
Feb. 22, 2007, 2:26 a.m. CST
by WelcomeToCostco iLoveYou
and even if i dont get picked... the feeback thus far on the short i made has been decent...
Feb. 22, 2007, 2:47 a.m. CST
by Simon Moon
Oh yeah. I made it. Run For Your Life http://films.thelot.com/films/3395
Feb. 22, 2007, 7:12 a.m. CST
I will take every Spielberg orientated article as an opportunity to voice my concern. Shia LeBouf RUINS movies. If he plays the son of Indiana Jones, I'm scared of what I might do to myself. (Hint: It involves Jugg Fuckling)
Feb. 22, 2007, 7:34 a.m. CST
by THE KNIGHT
I'm feeling pretty good...
Feb. 22, 2007, 10 a.m. CST
personality that'll make a format like this interesting for an entire season. As far as movie geeks go, someone like Cameron might have been more camera friendly. Or at the other end of the geek spectrum, a hyperactive uber geek like Tarantino might work. Spielberg's got the talent and name recognition for sure but in person he's sort of 'meh.' Though I'm sure the contestants will have the egos, attitudes and tantrums to make it worthwhile for at least a few episodes.
Feb. 22, 2007, 10:01 a.m. CST
a master class on technique would've been far more interesting.
Feb. 22, 2007, 11:04 a.m. CST
in store for them this time. The chef in charge is Marco Pierre White. I can see and hear it now, the yelling, the berating, the knife throwing, the plate throwing, the insults and most of that came ramsays way when he worked for Marco Pierre white. As for the berg and his new tv show. his underlings will soon discover, spielberg has habit of taking the credit for himself even though its other peoples idea.
Feb. 22, 2007, 11:11 a.m. CST
here in Ireland, exposed himself as an anti-semite. Seriously, One contestant was jewish and was an overweight guy. He was the first to go and while on the late late show Ramsay said he couldnt stand the thought of this jewish guy making food in restaurant because of the sweat running of his big fat nose would make him sick. I amazed that kenny didnt pick up that anti-semetic comment. The last time Ramsay was on the late late show he said it was boring he nearly went asleep. And Ramsay is sexist.
Feb. 22, 2007, 11:39 a.m. CST
Speilberg works best when he's not trying to censor himself... that's why movies like Munich and Schindler's List are so good, while movies like War of the Worlds and AI are so lame. Sometimes I think the only reason he has cahones to make those movies serious is because special interest groups will analy violate him if he fucks up. Meanwhile, he ruins the other properties he directs because he simply cannot keep a straight face while telling the stories. He's like a very talented five year old who just happens to direct movies.
Feb. 22, 2007, 12:11 p.m. CST
In other news, watch this: http://films.thelot.com/films/21588
Feb. 22, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST
Cool, some people are double dipping at both sites. Well, I'm a teenager who made a film for On The Lot at http://films.t helot.com/films/6197
Feb. 22, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST
and the person who who reviewed it the paper the following day was shocked becuase kenny let him away with it more then anything. They showed the clip and thats when Ramsay made his remark. It was over a year ago. Ramsay swore that he would never work with celebs again. Marco Pierre White is/was psychotic. Anthony Bourdain said that in order to be a chef you have be prepared to kill people. All Chefs are psychos.
Feb. 22, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST
who got her third michiline star: Fuck sake, fucking women shouldnt be allowed in the fucking kithcen, come on, what the fuck. Ramsay has a £300,000 kitchen which is pad locked so his wife cant in. His wife tana, who dad runs the entire Gordon Ramsay Company, wanted a kitchen, it is much smaller than gordons and is directly underneath his. I am not making that up. What he makes of His wife's cookbook no one knows but he has made it clear in the past that doesnt approve of women in the kitchen. He doesnt have much time for Ready steady cook, the popular BBC 2 cookery show. He doesnt like Anthony Worrell Thomas and AWT doesnt like him much either. The gordon Ramsay we know was created by Marco Pierre white by way of the rioux bros. He doesnt like celebrity chefs which is odd because he is one.
Feb. 22, 2007, 4:44 p.m. CST
The submission Deadline was Feb 16, so this is moot. but I just made it :) http://films.thelot.com/films/24127
Feb. 22, 2007, 8:10 p.m. CST
by Alen Smithee
http://community.thelot.com/profiles/profile.aspx?un=Kevin_Rubio There's a film on his profile, but it doesn't seem to be working right now.
Feb. 22, 2007, 8:13 p.m. CST
by Alen Smithee
I pasted it wrong. http://community.thelot.com/profiles/profile.aspx?un=Kevin_Rubio
Feb. 22, 2007, 9:05 p.m. CST
Check it out.
Feb. 22, 2007, 9:07 p.m. CST
This is the link. http://films.thelot.com/films/19465
Feb. 22, 2007, 9:43 p.m. CST
You're Off the Lot! seems the obvious one...You'll Never Work in This Town Again!...You're gonna need a bigger boat!
Feb. 22, 2007, 10:35 p.m. CST
by Evil Chicken
After reading about this project right here on Ain’t It Cool News, I sent a filmmaker friend of mine the link. Low and behold he done went and made a film. Thanks AICN! Getting onto a show such as this is like hitting the lottery – still… you will miss 100% of the shots you never take. As you probably know by now it’s a 5-minute film competition. All submissions should have a plot and said plot should have a beginning, middle and ending. Filmmakers were reminded that since it is a primetime show language should be kept to FCC standards. This being said, man there’s a lot of filmmakers who are completely ignoring these rules. Boggles the mind. If I had a film entered into this competition I would most certainly play by the rules handed down by the show’s producers. If you can’t tell a 5-minute story due to your pride, ego or vision then you are in the wrong contest. There are many cliques for voting however the voting as it stands now – and fortunately I might add, is for naught; the final 16 will be chosen by the producers and not a voting block of friends, family and co-workers. Boo-ya. No doubt I’ll be watching.
Feb. 22, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST
by Alen Smithee
"Who do I have to fuck to get off this picture?" or "That's a wrap."
Feb. 22, 2007, 11:42 p.m. CST
http://films.thelot.com/films/1291 For my film, "The Exiles". Looking for investment funds to complete the project in 35mm. Trailer was shot in 16. You don't see many attempts of this genre at this buget level. Yeah, we're missing all the big CGI sequences cause of money, but I think we have nice start now. And this is the second movie of an 8 part series. It's a franchise called, "The Cycles of Exile". Go to www.cinemythic.com for the full deal. Thanks for looking.
Feb. 23, 2007, 7:53 a.m. CST
Spielberg with fifty hoes even more desperate than the ones on 'Flavor Of Love'.? Amy Irving get to the back of the audition queue. NOW!
Feb. 23, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST
(Even though I "get" it -- that was always Spielberg's thing, to get "on the lot." To the point where he snuck on to the lot and set up shop without authorization, the story goes.) But it's still not a good title -- it doesn't tell the whole story of the show in a single phrase, like HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER or SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. "ON THE LOT" is way too generic.
Feb. 23, 2007, 1:20 p.m. CST
Now THAT sums it up. Everything you need to know about the concept in three words. I'm sure Spielberg wouldn't have approved that title, but that's the title they should have used.
Feb. 23, 2007, 1:50 p.m. CST
http://films.thelot.com/films/16039 My mom won't even vote for me, she thinks this is a piece of shit, but at least I got my friend Hockster to laugh at it
Feb. 23, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST
Feb. 23, 2007, 2:48 p.m. CST
How about "This is the show where people who like making movies come on the show and make movies and if they're good we give them a prize"? Is that good? Then after four or five seasons, they can move it to New York and call it "This is the show where people who like making movies come on the show and make movies and if they're good we give them a prize: New York". Man, I'm a goddamn genius.
Feb. 23, 2007, 3:03 p.m. CST
by Alen Smithee
Someone should give you a million dollar development deal, or at least a network VP position!
Feb. 23, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST
Be a pal and check it out at http://tinyurl.com/3847qo
Feb. 23, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST
Unfortunately the only place to show it is in some back deserted building with stick stuff everywhere. Only costs a quarter for a few minutes to watch. Ah, good times in filmmaking.
Feb. 24, 2007, 12:22 p.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2007, 8:02 p.m. CST
by Simon Moon
A secret organization. A man on the run. Lethal bananas. Please watch and review. Thanks! http://films.thelot.com/films/3395
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