Lionsgate buys film rights to the upcoming video game KANE & LYNCH!

Oh well.

Now no one will know that you thought "pre-emptively" was spelled "primitively." You're welcome, Quint.

Can't wait to play it.

stop making things up! this is obviously all a figment of your imagination! primitive or preemptive, neither are in the article. you so crazy! you're the schizophrenic!<br><br>I think Kane should be played by the wrestler, Kane, and Lynch should be Kelly Lynch...I would buy a ticket.

Neither are in the article, because Quint doesn't like being corrected. The headline originally read "Lionsgate primitively buys film rights..." I was hoping to hear about them paying with conch shells or arrow-heads. Alas, it was a just a mistake and not indicative of a return to the barter system. Hey, at least I didn't do a "first" post.

fill it with something interesting!

And it looks like it has 'borrowed' heavily from Heat, saying that though there is always a chance it will be crap.

but only if it stars pro-Wrestler Kane and David Lynch...

If anyone needs me I'm out finally buying a 360.

And they won't do Ratchet and Clank: The Movie? God Of War, perhaps? Ace Combat?

I remember reading interviews with the developers who said this game was heavily influenced by the films of Michael Mann. There are scenes in it right out of Collateral and Heat (finally we get to play that shootout!!). The main character even wears the same suit as Cruise did in Collateral. Now there's going to be a movie made out of it. Funny how things come full circle.

This game could be cool though.

Kane is in jail and Lynch Is hired to break him out by some evil guys that Kane stole some money from, Basically there gonna kill Kane but if he wants to save his family he has to get the money back or do something for them but he will still die. I thought that story is worthy of a movie that crap Quint just explained sounded boring.

Anyone have any guesses?

totally looks like Jack Bauer. I mean Kiefer Bauer.