First Review to ever name
check Wetzel's Pretzels.
by Pound Sand | Feb 9th, 2007
06:08:57 AM |
Amazing...
by Latauro | Feb 9th, 2007
06:10:22 AM |
:)
by Lord_Soth | Feb 9th, 2007
06:18:04 AM |
Can't Wait
by NudeandAroused | Feb 9th, 2007
06:18:50 AM |
And now I am ready to begin my
day.
by CreasyBear | Feb 9th, 2007
06:20:40 AM |
a pretty tame review by his
standards
by just pillow talk | Feb 9th, 2007
06:21:44 AM |
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI | Feb 9th, 2007
06:27:36 AM |
"I don't know what the title
has to do with the movie".
by wazza | Feb 9th, 2007
06:31:59 AM |
Neil's Reviews...
by Darth Rosenberg | Feb 9th, 2007
06:33:52 AM |
And cyberspace is a joyful
place once again
by enemakid | Feb 9th, 2007
06:39:41 AM |
Will Mr Cumpston be reviewing
any animated films?
by ErnieAnderson | Feb 9th, 2007
06:44:50 AM |
Do the trailers for this
remind anybody else of TITUS?
by Spandau Belly | Feb 9th, 2007
06:46:42 AM |
Fuck Off!
by darquelyte | Feb 9th, 2007
06:47:46 AM |
Dude-ity
by darquelyte | Feb 9th, 2007
06:49:06 AM |
What does Christopher Titus
have to do with...oh...
by Negative Man | Feb 9th, 2007
07:02:35 AM |
LMAO
by screamster101 | Feb 9th, 2007
07:05:46 AM |
as always..
by nolan bautista | Feb 9th, 2007
07:06:23 AM |
My take on 300 (I have seen
it):
by Klaus Herzog | Feb 9th, 2007
07:07:54 AM |
Like Maddox...
by cockrockinbeatz | Feb 9th, 2007
07:08:20 AM |
Hilarious, watch out Vern!
by DirkD13" | Feb 9th, 2007
07:08:22 AM |
Moriarty alter-ego
by Cory849 | Feb 9th, 2007
07:24:25 AM |
Neil's back! Hoorah!
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
07:28:27 AM |
This guy should never review
again...
by Photoman | Feb 9th, 2007
07:29:17 AM |
ha, dude-ity
by triplefive | Feb 9th, 2007
07:44:14 AM |
Thanks for that machine gun
dick thing
by Franklin T Marmoset | Feb 9th, 2007
07:45:08 AM |
What sheer joy.
by Catnip_Thieves | Feb 9th, 2007
07:48:26 AM |
"movie where a pair of
sentient boobs fightsa
werewolf"
by newc0253 | Feb 9th, 2007
07:55:40 AM |
Dudity, heh.
by biggles2_22 | Feb 9th, 2007
08:00:59 AM |
newc0253
by biggles2_22 | Feb 9th, 2007
08:02:26 AM |
re: "Charlotte's Wet"
by Rendell | Feb 9th, 2007
08:02:47 AM |
Get this guy to review the
Fanning rape movie....
by Kubla_Khan | Feb 9th, 2007
08:05:04 AM |
Boobs V. Werewolves? Did he
read my NIpple Moon script?
by Big Bad Clone | Feb 9th, 2007
08:17:56 AM |
Neil is none other than...
by Dr. Butthole | Feb 9th, 2007
08:29:25 AM |
"Lord of the Rings could've
used some Journey."
by skycrapper | Feb 9th, 2007
08:33:11 AM |
Let there be man ass.
by julienthejamminjabber | Feb 9th, 2007
08:37:34 AM |
dude-ity
by Juleebabee | Feb 9th, 2007
08:42:03 AM |
Dude-ity and dick made of 3
machine guns
by kinghenryVIII | Feb 9th, 2007
08:42:59 AM |
this movie looks like crap
by kwisatzhaderach | Feb 9th, 2007
08:45:10 AM |
That review kicked ass.
by PwnedByStallone | Feb 9th, 2007
08:55:28 AM |
It's nice to see somebody got
the point...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
09:04:15 AM |
WOW, NEILL CUMPSTON!
by Elmore Rigby | Feb 9th, 2007
09:06:58 AM |
Except the wrong review was
dredged up
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
09:07:33 AM |
Where's BSB? I need "ass
picnic" explained.
by -guyinthebackrow | Feb 9th, 2007
09:08:22 AM |
Kubla Khan
by PwnedByStallone | Feb 9th, 2007
09:11:42 AM |
That has to be Comedy God
Patton Oswalt
by neonist | Feb 9th, 2007
09:13:10 AM |
Yeah...I didn't actually
choose...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
09:15:33 AM |
I love Neill Cumpston
by Pitch Invader | Feb 9th, 2007
09:17:47 AM |
man flesh and little character
development. tsk tsk.
by captainCAPSLOCK | Feb 9th, 2007
09:21:14 AM |
journey sucks in the worst
way.
by yeah i'm a jerk! | Feb 9th, 2007
09:29:12 AM |
Since BSB's not around...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
09:29:29 AM |
"the trailer looked awful"?
by newc0253 | Feb 9th, 2007
09:31:12 AM |
PLANT, muthaf*****s!!!!!
by fractureJonze | Feb 9th, 2007
09:32:24 AM |
kate beckinsale ain't flat as
a board:
by newc0253 | Feb 9th, 2007
09:36:24 AM |
AKW's The Werewolf = Sentient
Boobs Fighting Benicio?
by Darth Fabulous | Feb 9th, 2007
09:39:37 AM |
more man ass picnics!
by LegoKenobi | Feb 9th, 2007
09:44:28 AM |
Funny guy
by godzillasushi | Feb 9th, 2007
09:48:41 AM |
Y'know
by QuinnTheEskimo | Feb 9th, 2007
09:53:56 AM |
Why the FUCK is this man not
in charge of AICN?
by Ravetin | Feb 9th, 2007
10:07:00 AM |
Hooray for Neil!
by purplemonkeydw | Feb 9th, 2007
10:18:29 AM |
My God - Coolest Review Ever!!
by -=Shin=- | Feb 9th, 2007
10:21:21 AM |
Tears are running from my
eyes, thanks for the laughs
by ComputerGuy68 | Feb 9th, 2007
10:27:00 AM |
got mad love for Wetzel’s
Pretzel
by Sans Serif | Feb 9th, 2007
10:30:34 AM |
Charlotte's Wet - I will now
laugh every time I see
by ComputerGuy68 | Feb 9th, 2007
10:30:35 AM |
After all this time...
by Romoehlio | Feb 9th, 2007
10:37:31 AM |
I just got off the phone with
Herc...
by Alonzo Mosely | Feb 9th, 2007
10:42:28 AM |
MAN ASS GOTTA EAT!!
by drompter | Feb 9th, 2007
10:44:04 AM |
2 interpretations of this
review
by Mr Gorilla | Feb 9th, 2007
10:44:28 AM |
KNEEL BEFORE CUMPSTON!!!
by RaulMonkey | Feb 9th, 2007
10:47:07 AM |
Cumspton, Neill Cumpston
by bjk4ku | Feb 9th, 2007
11:01:24 AM |
Did this reviewer flunk 4th
grade history?
by allykatD | Feb 9th, 2007
11:07:28 AM |
Review sounds like it was
written by Robert Hamburger
by Kusoyaro | Feb 9th, 2007
11:14:36 AM |
BEST REVIEW EVER. ALL HAIL
THIS DUDE.
by TheDohDoh | Feb 9th, 2007
11:26:37 AM |
That was a review?!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr Incredible | Feb 9th, 2007
11:30:37 AM |
Thank you Forp and BSB...
by -guyinthebackrow | Feb 9th, 2007
11:32:19 AM |
Idiots
by colemanfrancis | Feb 9th, 2007
11:56:27 AM |
is neil the guy...
by occula | Feb 9th, 2007
11:56:39 AM |
HIRE THIS
MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supermarch | Feb 9th, 2007
12:07:47 PM |
It's called satire
by Garbageman33 | Feb 9th, 2007
12:27:23 PM |
yesss
by occula | Feb 9th, 2007
12:29:19 PM |
Love it
by Spacekicker2001 | Feb 9th, 2007
12:31:41 PM |
sooo
by lionbiu | Feb 9th, 2007
12:31:56 PM |
Spandau Belly nope does not
remind me of it
by streakerfreak1983 | Feb 9th, 2007
12:34:19 PM |
THe LOTR:ROTK review
by Alfred_Packer | Feb 9th, 2007
12:35:49 PM |
Still other classic lines from
the ROTK review.....
by Romoehlio | Feb 9th, 2007
12:42:54 PM |
I figured out how to
ghost-post! (Passion review)
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
12:48:53 PM |
Other classic lines from the
ROTK review:
by Alfred_Packer | Feb 9th, 2007
12:49:05 PM |
A quick test
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
12:59:50 PM |
*I'm the Invisible Man!*
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
01:01:32 PM |
Visibility engaged. It's
funny going to the old Neill
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
01:03:38 PM |
HARRY OR SOMEBODY
by the_shogun_gunslinger | Feb 9th, 2007
01:07:41 PM |
Still waiting...
by caerlas | Feb 9th, 2007
01:11:36 PM |
Dudity
by jrbarker | Feb 9th, 2007
01:17:18 PM |
My sides hurt
by durhay | Feb 9th, 2007
01:21:47 PM |
Dude-ity...
by Nigel7 | Feb 9th, 2007
01:24:02 PM |
Neill Cumpston is beyond
hilarious, BUT...
by Abin Sur | Feb 9th, 2007
01:26:19 PM |
300 review
by hobbes3 | Feb 9th, 2007
01:45:22 PM |
He loved Matrix Reloaded &
Blade Trinity?!!
by modlight | Feb 9th, 2007
01:48:48 PM |
Naaaah I'm still Vern's bitch.
by Gilkuliehe | Feb 9th, 2007
01:55:22 PM |
Don't go down that road,
gentlemen
by chrth | Feb 9th, 2007
01:57:32 PM |
Mori channelling Harry
by superninja | Feb 9th, 2007
02:00:57 PM |
Tomboy Beanpole Mangina Ass
Picnic's Gotta Eat!
by briantag | Feb 9th, 2007
02:09:22 PM |
THIS IS SPARTA TOTAL FUCKING
DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi | Feb 9th, 2007
02:15:21 PM |
You've never heard someone say
"Dude-ity" before?
by Tommy the Cat | Feb 9th, 2007
02:21:40 PM |
someone start rearranging the
letters in his name
by BadMrWonka | Feb 9th, 2007
02:26:22 PM |
Modlight...
by Abin Sur | Feb 9th, 2007
02:38:40 PM |
WELCOME BACK NEILL YOU
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
by Deus Vult | Feb 9th, 2007
02:40:06 PM |
Cumpston Cums Goes To Town
by Det. John Kimble | Feb 9th, 2007
03:02:16 PM |
HILARIOUS REVIEW
by Evil Hobbit | Feb 9th, 2007
03:17:50 PM |
sentient boobs gotta eat!
by master bitchfist | Feb 9th, 2007
03:38:34 PM |
Spartans/ Battle of
Thermopylae : Read it
by The real Jack Bauer | Feb 9th, 2007
03:40:21 PM |
can't...type...laughing...too.
..HARD!
by Zardoz | Feb 9th, 2007
03:48:01 PM |
Uh..
by ewokstew | Feb 9th, 2007
03:49:01 PM |
Klaus
Herzog....Cornfields....WTF?
by davywankenobi | Feb 9th, 2007
03:54:19 PM |
Who is this moron
by Faust_8 | Feb 9th, 2007
03:56:15 PM |
faust 8
by BadMrWonka | Feb 9th, 2007
03:59:45 PM |
money
by dogu4 | Feb 9th, 2007
04:05:00 PM |
Romoehlio needs to suck a
xanax
by briantag | Feb 9th, 2007
04:08:30 PM |
for those of you who still
don`t worhip N.C...
by Romoehlio | Feb 9th, 2007
04:10:23 PM |
Two great things always...
by DocPazuzu | Feb 9th, 2007
04:14:35 PM |
So the review is a joke on
purpose.
by Lovecraftfan | Feb 9th, 2007
04:33:32 PM |
This is the greatest review
ever posted on this site
by Razorback | Feb 9th, 2007
04:39:54 PM |
Joe Bob Briggs
by future help | Feb 9th, 2007
05:26:46 PM |
Ass Picnic: Who The Fuck Is
Neil Cumpston?
by reni | Feb 9th, 2007
05:29:16 PM |
Funniest s**t I've ever read
here
by Yellowguy21 | Feb 9th, 2007
05:41:43 PM |
Brilliant review.
by Felix Buckman | Feb 9th, 2007
05:56:29 PM |
I just got off the phone with
Vern...
by ldm882 | Feb 9th, 2007
05:59:20 PM |
Thanks Romeholio
by FluffyUnbound | Feb 9th, 2007
06:07:50 PM |
Anyone know which Neill review
it was where...
by FluffyUnbound | Feb 9th, 2007
06:10:34 PM |
After reading this
review...........
by ronniepooch | Feb 9th, 2007
06:30:22 PM |
Great review
by PornKing | Feb 9th, 2007
06:54:24 PM |
this is leading up to the war
on Iran...
by lynxpro | Feb 9th, 2007
06:58:14 PM |
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
by Darth Thoth | Feb 9th, 2007
07:20:21 PM |
WOW...
by webslinger48 | Feb 9th, 2007
07:46:47 PM |
*sigh*
by MaulRat | Feb 9th, 2007
07:49:59 PM |
dick, balls, kick, and poop
by Sir Loin | Feb 9th, 2007
08:06:20 PM |
nOObs!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius | Feb 9th, 2007
08:19:59 PM |
"DUDE-ITY" is a good one
but...
by Mr. Nice Gaius | Feb 9th, 2007
08:22:53 PM |
Damn, that was funny!!!
by Utamoh | Feb 9th, 2007
08:37:07 PM |
WIN!
by nationalmaverick | Feb 9th, 2007
09:02:59 PM |
So..
by Delgarth | Feb 9th, 2007
09:41:54 PM |
what? No Masturbation or
Orgasms?
by LangerhansIslets | Feb 9th, 2007
09:44:50 PM |
great review.
by zombieslayer | Feb 9th, 2007
10:12:09 PM |
so chrth...you can time travel
*and* turn invisible?
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
11:08:02 PM |
It's not an anagram...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
11:10:01 PM |
BSB, *I'm* an assficionado?
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 9th, 2007
11:16:25 PM |
Thirteent
by Jack9599 | Feb 9th, 2007
11:48:22 PM |
Ah Hell I need a WHISKEY
HAMMER
by darth jobu | Feb 10th, 2007
02:03:04 AM |
HURR
by chaffg | Feb 10th, 2007
02:07:01 AM |
In the middle of this...
by jasper Stillwell | Feb 10th, 2007
04:53:17 AM |
Cool, cool
by Ribbons | Feb 10th, 2007
04:57:42 AM |
Moriarty expects to be using
the word Dudeity-
by seppukudkurosawa | Feb 10th, 2007
05:07:59 AM |
messi
by Ribbons | Feb 10th, 2007
06:04:51 AM |
How come the bearded guy is
always shouting?
by Doc_Strange | Feb 10th, 2007
06:06:14 AM |
Messi
by Doc_Strange | Feb 10th, 2007
06:21:31 AM |
NEILL CLUMPSON... I THINK I
LOVE YOU....
by TheUglyBaby | Feb 10th, 2007
08:19:45 AM |
Messi? We all blew a load in
your mom's face...
by TheUglyBaby | Feb 10th, 2007
08:21:03 AM |
And I wonder what Messi
listens to
by MrJJonz | Feb 10th, 2007
09:18:12 AM |
Anybody seen Richie?
by Motoko Kusanagi | Feb 10th, 2007
09:53:43 AM |
Star Wars: Every Cock in the
Universe Up My Ass Part II
by spud mcspud | Feb 10th, 2007
10:08:55 AM |
NEIL IS LOSING IT
by brokenheadstuff | Feb 10th, 2007
10:49:03 AM |
Messi? We banged your dog,
too.
by TheUglyBaby | Feb 10th, 2007
11:06:42 AM |
Is the reviewer actually 9
years old?
by JacksParasites | Feb 10th, 2007
11:25:47 AM |
Bad review
by Col. Tigh-Fighter | Feb 10th, 2007
11:54:32 AM |
" don’t know what the title
has to do with the movie"
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Feb 10th, 2007
12:32:25 PM |
Neil Cumpston=Wayne
Campbell????
by Otter | Feb 10th, 2007
12:52:32 PM |
Attention Necromunda,
AllPowerfulWizardofOz...
by DocPazuzu | Feb 10th, 2007
02:25:53 PM |
don’t know what the title
has to do with the movie
by Necromunda | Feb 10th, 2007
02:29:26 PM |
don’t know what the title
has to do with the movie
by Necromunda | Feb 10th, 2007
02:29:30 PM |
double post, damn
by Necromunda | Feb 10th, 2007
02:30:43 PM |
fan boys grease up
by tainted_you | Feb 10th, 2007
02:45:08 PM |
Not Cumpston's best....
by Cartagia | Feb 10th, 2007
04:33:11 PM |
Wow, DocPazuzu you can time
travel too...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
04:41:02 PM |
ATTENTION DocPazuzu, you must
be the tool
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Feb 10th, 2007
05:22:33 PM |
"Wall-mart that sells
ball-stomp"?
by Billyeveryteen | Feb 10th, 2007
06:04:51 PM |
Onomaki Forp
by Mr. Nice Gaius | Feb 10th, 2007
06:44:46 PM |
Yes, it is the silly things
that sends one off...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
06:56:46 PM |
Patton or this guy
by shellfishh | Feb 10th, 2007
07:13:29 PM |
That's NeiL Cumpston, Our man
is NeiLL Cumpston...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
07:39:09 PM |
Um, AllPowerfulWizardofOz...
by 'Cholera's Ghost | Feb 10th, 2007
08:12:53 PM |
"THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE"
by performingmonkey | Feb 10th, 2007
09:31:15 PM |
All the 12 Year Olds LOVE The
Review!
by CatInHat | Feb 10th, 2007
10:27:27 PM |
BTW: Dude-ity Origin
by CatInHat | Feb 10th, 2007
10:34:39 PM |
Dudity
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
11:17:17 PM |
filmstu please it's Neill, not
Neil!
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
11:29:21 PM |
chrth I did it!
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 10th, 2007
11:30:22 PM |
I don't know about you but I
by filmstu2005 | Feb 10th, 2007
11:31:15 PM |
According to my history prof,
the Spartan city-state...
by DarthCorleone | Feb 11th, 2007
01:37:16 AM |
Cholera's Ghost , I am shaking
my keyboard in fear
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Feb 11th, 2007
02:19:09 AM |
AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
by DocPazuzu | Feb 11th, 2007
02:36:36 AM |
"The unspeakable vice of the
Greeks"
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 11th, 2007
07:57:29 AM |
Ares, Ares, Ares, I'm going to
love this movie!
by kabong | Feb 11th, 2007
10:19:28 AM |
DocPazuzu "huffy and
indignant"
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Feb 11th, 2007
12:03:02 PM |
300
by Cobbio | Feb 11th, 2007
12:21:19 PM |
Best review ever...
by Laza-rus | Feb 11th, 2007
01:55:48 PM |
Well, AllPowerfulWizardOfOz...
by DocPazuzu | Feb 11th, 2007
02:04:57 PM |
I Love That Word
by diskjokk | Feb 11th, 2007
02:54:41 PM |
I have a machine gun for a
dick and it is NOT cool
by Itchy | Feb 11th, 2007
03:12:08 PM |
DocPazuzu STILL "huffy and
indignant"
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Feb 11th, 2007
05:55:49 PM |
Brobdingnag takes the baton
from Oz
by FluffyUnbound | Feb 11th, 2007
06:44:10 PM |
Best Review I've ever read
here!
by FrodoFraggins | Feb 11th, 2007
10:13:02 PM |
Are you people fucking
by AndyMacDonald | Feb 11th, 2007
10:30:15 PM |
Neill Cumpston should review
everything
by Fuck The Napkin | Feb 12th, 2007
04:38:59 AM |
The only other film critics
who should review this...
by Onomaki Forp | Feb 12th, 2007
11:31:10 AM |
Man, it's shocking how many
n00blets are here.....
by Ultron ver 2.0 | Feb 12th, 2007
01:59:34 PM |
I think...
by yorickfinn | Feb 12th, 2007
04:00:23 PM |
Excellent review!
by adelecible | Feb 13th, 2007
06:58:48 AM |
Blade II review
by Fuck The Napkin | Feb 13th, 2007
07:52:42 AM |
American Films haven't been
decent for decades
by imthegrk | Feb 13th, 2007
04:22:33 PM |
this review made me cry with
laughter.
by mr. brownstone | Feb 14th, 2007
07:01:06 AM |
It's been too long, Neil!
by moviemaniac-7 | Feb 14th, 2007
11:20:00 PM |
Metal
by adelecible | Feb 15th, 2007
05:16:02 AM |
nerd humour
by misnomer | Feb 15th, 2007
12:29:33 PM |
Dude ...
by valkyrieanne | Feb 16th, 2007
08:32:51 PM |
!!!!!!'s
by Brian Laesch | Feb 23rd, 2007
03:07:35 PM |
300 IS GOING TO SUCK 300 BALLS
by jjn1268019 | Feb 23rd, 2007
06:50:25 PM |
300 review
by charlie819 | Mar 9th, 2007
01:47:37 PM |
Uh, first of all, if you've
by SyxxShooter | Mar 12th, 2007
05:21:15 PM |
"[..]and a hunchback who
by SyxxShooter | Mar 12th, 2007
05:25:21 PM |
Best Movie of 07 thus far
by Sexy Cali Chik | Mar 20th, 2007
05:48:25 PM |
