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The Internet Exclusive Trailer For HOT FUZZ leaves a bloody boot mark on both your ass cheeks!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... well - lube up for a fucking good time, cuz this internet exclusive trailer that EMPIRE ONLINE debuted tonight is 13 layers of kickass. I'm dying to see this film. I'll just have to hope and pray that I can live long enough for it to come out. I've cut down on my lard intake - but I can't stop eating my butter-fried bacon. C'mon heart, hang in there - we can make it!
Bring on the Mutherfuckin' FUZZ!!!
FYI: The above trailer was editted by Edgar Wright personally - and scored by Robert Rodriguez. No wonder it kicks ass that hard.
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If you die, i will never get my bra that you borrowed back...you sexy beast...always remember what we had! that night in Paris under the eiffel tower, the good wine and cheap box of condoms.We made before sunset look like a childrens program...you dirty boy.
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All you have to do is BELIEVE!!!
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meh... i'll wait for the home video at best
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And eat less starchy foods....
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Hey guys!! Toy Story 3 Confirmed for 2009!! Fully-fianced PIXAR film!! It's being written by the "Little Miss Sunshine" guy!! Can you believe it? Pixar won!
Check it out!!
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When will the blight of non functioning Quicktime trailers be ended?
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Cut back to protein and light
carbs,follow any word from stallone
cause dammit harr, we love ya. -
Pounce the bacon in flour before you fry it Harry. Less greesy, more goodness!
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MEH! Boy, do I feel hip now.
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"LA Boomstick, The Pump, Silver Dream, Cold Steel, MC Hammer, The Twins" etc Man I can't wait...
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I love that guy! He should play Bilbo in the new Peter Weir directed Hobbit. And Harry, that intro was scary, man. Cut the crap already and get those staples in there.
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and he said he wants to CUM!
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Anna Nicole would have wanted it that way.
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...get a computer that functions. Like a Mac.
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Cannot fucking wait for this movie. Oh, and QuickTime works just fine on a PC, provided you've finally upgraded from Windows 98.
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Any movie with the motherfucking Equalizer is the motherfucking shit!
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AW SHIT! I JUST JIZZED A SLOPPY WAD IN MY PANTALOONS!! AW HELL!...And thus, anybody got a handi-wipe? - - - George, The 7 Chicken!!!!
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Where's the ANS talkback you insensitive clods?!?
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Feb 09, 2007 1:25:17 AM CST
Put down the Bacon smothered in lard sandwich...
by film_fanatic_in_the_original_black_and_w
Jesus Bobby Christ this movie is gonna rock my socks off!! I love Shaun Of The Dead! These fellas can do no wrong!
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Homer: "So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!"
Bart: "Yes father.
Homer:..."bacon up that sausage, boy!"
Bart: "But Dad, my heart hurts!"
[Homer glares at Bart; Bart complies]
Stop while you can, Harry! -
...to go wait in line for 7 hours to meet pegg and frost and hopefully see the fucking film!!!
nooch! -
Hey man, its got Boomstick in it.
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If it didn't mean I'd then be a mac owner. That's a whole level of cuntdom I'm not willing to explore...
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Dammit. Going to have to wait 'til I get home this evening before I can watch this.
Why won't my company let me install Quicktime on this machine? Its almost like they expect me to work, or something... -
After the fat one dies two days before a heavily anticipated premiere, his friends plot to grant him his dying wish: to see the film, dead or alive! Hilarity ensues in this comedy critics are calling, "Weekend at Bernie's meets Weekend at Bernie's 2!"
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But I really want a balls-to-the-wall, make your nards shrink into your stomach, pedal-to-the-metal action trailer. That would be the extra special geek trailer for all action junkie's. This film will rule all though, and that music was pretty freakin' sweet.
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Looks like one of the old 'Comic Strip Presents' films.
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All the action is in the last 20 minutes. All the comedy is in the first.
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(SPOILERS WILL FOLLOW)...it certainly kicked all kinds of ass. However - it's no Shaun of the Dead. Not yet, anyway. But there's plenty to take in over multiple viewings, just like with Shaun, so I expect my fondness for this flick to grow, too. My only real complaint was that, for a supposed action movie, there was precious little action. I'm serious. There's a great 20 minute sequence towad the end (SPOILER) when our two heroes take on the villagers in the town square and a supermarket, but the editing is erratic and it's not quite as high-octane as you will no doubt be expecting. Now, this is either down to Wright's inexperience at action cinema (although he does make a fair fist of it) or the fact that the marketing has promised too much - but Michael Bay this most certainly is not (despite some cool parody shots). The (BIGISH SPOILER) dust-up between Dalton and Pegg in the Model Village was brillaint, though... In all, however, this Fuzz is certainly fucking Funny with a capital F and proves once again that these boys (along with Sacha Baron Cohen) are putting Blighty comedy firmly on the world map - where we belong. But in summary? Hot Fuzz is Midsommer Murders meets The Wicker Man via Die Hard. Good times, my friends, I promise. (The first hour is definitely the funniest). Oh, and (SPOILER!) there is an Omen-esque death scene at a church that bests anything I've seen in a Hollywood horror film in years. Bravo, guys! Bravo! Cannot WAIT to see what they come up with next...
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Because, hell, I'm a lonely old soul and - no doubt like your good selves - movies and pop culture get me geeking out, if anyone wants to chat film or any other bollocks please feel free to e-mail me: valisrogue@blueyonder.co.uk.
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I love this guys so much, I'd turn gay for them... hmm No I would not but I still love them!
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you don't need a mac, you're already there without one...
if you did have a mac, you'd just be a cunt who knows a decent operating system when he uses one.
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..unt. you are a cunt for just saying that. and you cunting live in cuntdom
ahem...
Already seen this film and it rocks. Yes the action is all in last 20 mins but its such a great build up and super funny to boot. -
So when you say "There's a great 20 minute sequence toward the end" do you really mean 20 minutes? I was told the same about Smokin' Aces, but it turned out to have about 5 minutes of action in total.
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After all, all that money you got to shamelessly plug Fantastic Four 2 shall afford you a new heart.
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You'll spill your soya milk latte all over your cordaroys...
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better get back to your Vista security alerts you sad twat.
Hopefully that full cream will harden your ateries real soon, you're wasting oxygen as it is.. -
Not as good as Shaun but I laughed hard for the first hour. Slight dip in the middle for plot and then kick-ass action at the end. 4 out of 5, for all who care.
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. . . somebody has to compare Pegg & Gervais. What a bunch of negative tools. Can you only like one of them? Stupid.
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Pegg is the better actor and Gervais is the better stand-up, but they are both great writers. Stephen Merchant is funnier than both though, without even talking.
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If they'd had the words "Come get some more" at the end of the trailer for all the "Spaced" fans.
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Sounds like one of my Saturday nights. My fuzz gets hot just thinking about it.
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So is it L.A. Boomstick as in Los Angeles, LA Boomstick as in Louisiana, or is it La Boomstick as in French definite article?
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I reckon it's La Boomstick. Of course I may be wrong.
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Can't fucking wait til Valentine's Day. I'm gonna be leaving my cock in my pants and my girlfriend in the oven. That's what I'm talkin' about!
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