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A Music Video To Praise The One True Film God... Michael Bay!

Hey folks, Harry here... I really like Michael Bay. That said, I'm not a fan of THE ISLAND (wanted it to be balls out R rated) and really feel that PEARL HARBOR was cluttered with material that made the characters seem lost - BUT loved when things went boom. In fact - that's my favorite thing about Michael Bay... he blows shit up better than anyone. He's also great at communicating speed and sweaty machismo... and I love sweaty machismo. He also likes Aerosmith... and I like Aerosmith. And Aerosmith can build bonds like you wouldn't believe. I also love his P.T. Barnum joy of throwing the biggest show he can imagine. And there never seems to be enough crazed unadulterated joy of Michael Bay in the online world...

That's why - when I saw this Music Video - which may be old news for some of you - I had to share. It just made me want to sit in a theater with TRANSFORMERS - my lighter held high and just bang my head in worship. I just hope TRANSFORMERS is as kick ass as this guy's enthusiasm makes you wanna believe. Here ya go:









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I could have lived the rest of my life happy
by Virtual Satyr
Feb 6th, 2007
01:51:23 PM
Wow
by jslstrauss
Feb 6th, 2007
01:54:16 PM
I feel embaressed for that guy
by Kizeesh
Feb 6th, 2007
01:54:17 PM
And another thing
by jslstrauss
Feb 6th, 2007
01:56:20 PM
Michael Bay Biopic
by Spandau Belly
Feb 6th, 2007
02:01:49 PM
yes, it is retarded
by HEADGEEK
Feb 6th, 2007
02:03:03 PM
*cough*
by blckmgk13
Feb 6th, 2007
02:04:25 PM
That guy looks like Justin Long.
by HellKing
Feb 6th, 2007
02:05:30 PM
Bay is flippin' tanks for TF. Effin' Tanks.
by triplefive
Feb 6th, 2007
02:05:45 PM
And this is why EVERYONE hates Harry
by LaudnerGomez
Feb 6th, 2007
02:08:29 PM
That's The Dirk Digger Song from Boogie Nights
by Sean38
Feb 6th, 2007
02:09:15 PM
Sean38
by Virtual Satyr
Feb 6th, 2007
02:11:31 PM
YOUR MOTHER is Michael Bay!
by DerLanghaarige
Feb 6th, 2007
02:11:44 PM
No, I'm Not Kidding.
by Sean38
Feb 6th, 2007
02:13:24 PM
One True Film God?
by amano
Feb 6th, 2007
02:13:42 PM
If someone joins that joke...
by DerLanghaarige
Feb 6th, 2007
02:16:17 PM
Yeah..I know Dirk Diggler sang it
by Virtual Satyr
Feb 6th, 2007
02:17:05 PM
Yeah, I got the TK421 reference.
by Sean38
Feb 6th, 2007
02:18:33 PM
He's Michael Bay!!!
by DerLanghaarige
Feb 6th, 2007
02:20:11 PM
Don't quit your day job, dude...
by Rupee88
Feb 6th, 2007
02:20:20 PM
Harry got the BIG touch
by Prague23
Feb 6th, 2007
02:23:22 PM
MCLMXXII dude...come out come out wherever you are...
by just pillow talk
Feb 6th, 2007
02:24:03 PM
"which may be old news for some of you"
by Amy Chasing
Feb 6th, 2007
02:26:27 PM
MCLMXXII's GOTTA EAT !!!
by Se7en
Feb 6th, 2007
02:37:53 PM
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark ...
by chrth
Feb 6th, 2007
02:40:43 PM
The guy singing is not only in need
by ewokstew
Feb 6th, 2007
02:45:06 PM
Wow Sean38
by CondomWrapper
Feb 6th, 2007
02:50:16 PM
Does he really blow shit up better than anyone?
by epitone
Feb 6th, 2007
02:50:42 PM
I couldn't understand him either
by CondomWrapper
Feb 6th, 2007
02:51:23 PM
HARRY: "I really like Michael Bay"
by la_sith
Feb 6th, 2007
03:00:05 PM
I liked "the Island"...
by Novaman5000
Feb 6th, 2007
03:05:54 PM
Film gods gotta eat!!
by boba_rob
Feb 6th, 2007
03:11:53 PM
Poor Guy
by nada_lives
Feb 6th, 2007
03:12:12 PM
Anyone can do this shit.
by Kasch
Feb 6th, 2007
03:17:47 PM
This cool news is 'almost' as good as an industrial....
by BGDAWES
Feb 6th, 2007
03:20:46 PM
Kasch
by CondomWrapper
Feb 6th, 2007
03:21:10 PM
How much you want to bet Brendan Coleman's pissed?
by chrth
Feb 6th, 2007
03:26:52 PM
Like I Said CW...
by Sean38
Feb 6th, 2007
03:29:44 PM
This is NOT cool news
by slone13
Feb 6th, 2007
03:31:45 PM
That song made the baby Jebus cry.
by Pound Sand
Feb 6th, 2007
03:34:14 PM
I second Rubiks Doob.
by BGDAWES
Feb 6th, 2007
03:34:36 PM
I feel dirty
by Jotham
Feb 6th, 2007
03:36:12 PM
Fantastic!! Thank you!
by monorail77
Feb 6th, 2007
03:37:25 PM
These TB's are fucked up Harry...
by BGDAWES
Feb 6th, 2007
03:39:49 PM
Original ownage
by sic
Feb 6th, 2007
03:40:05 PM
That was way too long, but still enjoyable.
by rbatty024
Feb 6th, 2007
03:49:19 PM
....Boogie Nights?
by LHombreSiniestro
Feb 6th, 2007
03:52:04 PM
I agree with Harry
by Neo Zeed
Feb 6th, 2007
03:53:51 PM
and DUH included...
by LHombreSiniestro
Feb 6th, 2007
03:53:52 PM
I couldn't understand half of what that guy was singing
by mistergreen
Feb 6th, 2007
03:55:01 PM
Didn't understand a word of that
by CTU Mole
Feb 6th, 2007
03:59:29 PM
Just Got Off the Phone with MCLMXXII
by Im rich bitch
Feb 6th, 2007
04:02:41 PM
It sounded like he was singing into a pillow
by Kurzinski Valentine
Feb 6th, 2007
04:06:01 PM
Holy shit, that song from Boogie Nights was real?
by CTU Mole
Feb 6th, 2007
04:10:23 PM
M.Bay is a Bi+@h
by AvengingFist
Feb 6th, 2007
04:11:10 PM
It's not news
by Purgatori
Feb 6th, 2007
04:11:18 PM
The video needs a shot of dancing John C. Reilly...
by Flim Springfield
Feb 6th, 2007
04:14:32 PM
seclond the fact this is unintelligible
by BadMrWonka
Feb 6th, 2007
04:19:25 PM
I hope........
by erichaislar
Feb 6th, 2007
04:20:58 PM
BREAKDOWN OF BAY FLICKS...
by moto
Feb 6th, 2007
04:23:02 PM
FUCK YOUTUBE MICHAEL BAY!
by Cyberfury
Feb 6th, 2007
04:25:52 PM
Harry just got off the phone with Dreamworks
by CTU Mole
Feb 6th, 2007
04:29:55 PM
That was a good post Moto
by Neo Zeed
Feb 6th, 2007
04:31:26 PM
I Love Michael Bay
by Womb2dooM
Feb 6th, 2007
04:33:34 PM
PIZZA PARTY PIZZA PARTY!
by JAGUART
Feb 6th, 2007
04:47:33 PM
re:Aerosmith
by DrFarben
Feb 6th, 2007
04:47:50 PM
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY!
by iwontwin
Feb 6th, 2007
04:55:48 PM
You know, I can think of two reasons...
by Anna Valerious
Feb 6th, 2007
05:13:34 PM
I am no longer a geek
by Staldo
Feb 6th, 2007
05:21:55 PM
I like Aerosmith too
by purplemonkeydw
Feb 6th, 2007
05:24:29 PM
GHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIYY!!!!!!!!!
by Kai_Mah'gra
Feb 6th, 2007
05:28:32 PM
is that dude deaf or something?
by funnyhat
Feb 6th, 2007
05:33:26 PM
BREAKDOWN OF BAY FLICKS : by moto
by Kai_Mah'gra
Feb 6th, 2007
05:33:38 PM
well, i can tell this video was meant to be a joke, but
by hif4life
Feb 6th, 2007
05:33:59 PM
Michael Bay Fucking Lost!!
by Doc_Strange
Feb 6th, 2007
05:37:26 PM
That MIGHT be funny
by El Scorcho
Feb 6th, 2007
05:41:30 PM
Bay better get used to music videos
by photoboy
Feb 6th, 2007
05:48:51 PM
I Have A Confession...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 6th, 2007
05:51:43 PM
Michael Bay and Transformers
by jasper Stillwell
Feb 6th, 2007
05:55:58 PM
HAHAHA that was funny cuz he was like from the 80s!!!!!
by Norm Cascade
Feb 6th, 2007
05:58:49 PM
American Idol Plz...
by lfhlaw
Feb 6th, 2007
05:58:51 PM
jasper Stillwell
by hif4life
Feb 6th, 2007
06:04:19 PM
THE DUDE GOTTA EAT TOO
by djkrysiz
Feb 6th, 2007
06:05:13 PM
This just ruined my night....
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 6th, 2007
06:09:46 PM
I'm glad it's not just me who couldn't understand
by Big Jim
Feb 6th, 2007
06:22:44 PM
Now I'm CERTAIN Dreamworks/Paramount is in this site's
by JusticeSabre
Feb 6th, 2007
06:30:09 PM
Uhhhh, boy. That was, uhh... something.
by Trancer
Feb 6th, 2007
06:41:07 PM
Man, this was stupid.
by Im rich bitch
Feb 6th, 2007
06:44:03 PM
OLD.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Feb 6th, 2007
07:00:35 PM
That Song Made Diora Baird's Breasts Sad
by Kirbymanly
Feb 6th, 2007
07:01:35 PM
Lyrics from YouTube:
by Zoolander
Feb 6th, 2007
07:03:12 PM
WTF?
by Zoolander
Feb 6th, 2007
07:04:20 PM
AICN has become weak. once was strong.
by future help
Feb 6th, 2007
07:06:12 PM
I liked the first Bad Boys and The Rock......
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 6th, 2007
07:06:15 PM
Not Funny At All
by prajadhipok
Feb 6th, 2007
07:25:57 PM
Should Chuck Norris starred in a Michael Bay movie
by Larry of Arabia
Feb 6th, 2007
07:26:31 PM
that is the gayest worst thing i have ever seen
by kwingjr
Feb 6th, 2007
07:30:42 PM
I just got off the phone with Doc Emmet Brown
by hadez
Feb 6th, 2007
07:55:11 PM
Michael Bay makes terrible movies.
by scrivener
Feb 6th, 2007
08:04:05 PM
Hahahahahaha.
by dregmobile
Feb 6th, 2007
08:08:44 PM
Unicron
by Sophism
Feb 6th, 2007
08:16:12 PM
He did the video not knowing he had poo on his chin!
by ballsmcretard
Feb 6th, 2007
08:25:24 PM
This guy did it first, and funnier too.
by NineFingaz
Feb 6th, 2007
08:27:28 PM
The christian god got
by kentrel
Feb 6th, 2007
08:37:28 PM
Fuck Off!
by darquelyte
Feb 6th, 2007
08:57:10 PM
DAMMIT, I CAME ACROSS THIS MONTHS AGO!!!
by Shermdawg
Feb 6th, 2007
08:58:42 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ, Harry!
by Horseflesh
Feb 6th, 2007
09:11:29 PM
That guy sounds like he just got kicked in the nuts.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Feb 6th, 2007
09:15:50 PM
My only problem has always been with the design
by GibsonUSA Returns
Feb 6th, 2007
09:27:29 PM
latino review did dis harry...awesome
by hif4life
Feb 6th, 2007
09:36:44 PM
In the land of the bad teeth, no talent idiots...
by thelivingdoll
Feb 6th, 2007
09:39:01 PM
Blade II review, anyone?
by Pennsy
Feb 6th, 2007
09:39:58 PM
I love how out of 122 posts...
by Womb2dooM
Feb 6th, 2007
09:42:50 PM
Sims Music Video
by Orionsangels
Feb 6th, 2007
09:48:07 PM
hehe, sorry guys, I think it's pretty funny...
by HappyHamster
Feb 6th, 2007
09:49:56 PM
Michael Bay
by Montag666
Feb 6th, 2007
10:01:43 PM
please discuss
by soup74
Feb 6th, 2007
10:33:07 PM
To all the haters...
by Gozu
Feb 6th, 2007
10:43:04 PM
ARMAGEDDON vs. DIE HARD
by Vern
Feb 6th, 2007
11:03:41 PM
That was pretty bad
by LittleDudes
Feb 6th, 2007
11:21:25 PM
Jeez, Vern
by thedottedlion
Feb 7th, 2007
12:03:31 AM
I second Vern's rant
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 7th, 2007
12:07:17 AM
This guy has the power
by BRUTICUS
Feb 7th, 2007
12:10:38 AM
TOTAL FUCKING AWESOME DESTRUCTION!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 7th, 2007
12:37:16 AM
Die Hard good Christmas movie
by kingoflight
Feb 7th, 2007
12:37:17 AM
Congratulations.
by DocPazuzu
Feb 7th, 2007
12:49:45 AM
omg, that was so fucking wrong
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 7th, 2007
12:58:53 AM
WTF
by Cobbio
Feb 7th, 2007
01:02:32 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Feb 7th, 2007
01:02:37 AM
Bender
by DocPazuzu
Feb 7th, 2007
01:09:33 AM
All praise the Bay - Master of bayhemic destruction!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 7th, 2007
01:33:25 AM
It's ok Paz
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 7th, 2007
01:33:41 AM
Speaking of jumping on dicks...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 7th, 2007
01:59:25 AM
Michael Bay has no glee
by Franklin T Marmoset
Feb 7th, 2007
02:40:36 AM
hif4life and Vern
by jasper Stillwell
Feb 7th, 2007
03:11:15 AM
don't look into it's deadlights
by rivercb
Feb 7th, 2007
04:26:42 AM
Density Rising
by explodo
Feb 7th, 2007
04:43:25 AM
i cant understand half of the song
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Feb 7th, 2007
05:34:53 AM
anf? ANF?!?!?!?!
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Feb 7th, 2007
05:35:37 AM
one last thing...
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Feb 7th, 2007
05:37:08 AM
Tis true indeed...
by Quintus_Arrius
Feb 7th, 2007
05:58:49 AM
HARRY GOTTA EAT
by gotta eat
Feb 7th, 2007
06:22:25 AM
I'm on the fence with Michael Bay
by Halloween68
Feb 7th, 2007
06:30:03 AM
Harry, you "giggle" far too much for
by Frijole
Feb 7th, 2007
06:53:36 AM
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
Feb 7th, 2007
07:27:00 AM
Question Gotta Eat
by Pageiv
Feb 7th, 2007
07:30:11 AM
it's very simple messi
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 7th, 2007
08:21:09 AM
Doc Pazuzu
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 7th, 2007
08:22:01 AM
Isn't it a little early to give out the 2007 Twainy...
by Childe Roland
Feb 7th, 2007
08:33:29 AM
I just want to add this
by Phategod1
Feb 7th, 2007
08:53:34 AM
michael bay rocks
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 7th, 2007
09:03:37 AM
Good Lord that was awful...
by veritasses
Feb 7th, 2007
09:19:21 AM
GIVE ME A BREAK!
by williamD
Feb 7th, 2007
09:51:25 AM
I think he had braces on, sounds like the sister...
by ComputerGuy68
Feb 7th, 2007
10:00:53 AM
Right you are, Childe...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 7th, 2007
10:17:12 AM
hmm
by macgruder
Feb 7th, 2007
10:17:42 AM
Harry's verbal blowjobs
by UMAGA
Feb 7th, 2007
10:53:25 AM
BringingSexyBack
by Shermdawg
Feb 7th, 2007
10:55:43 AM
For being a lover of great cinema ...
by ye olde shiza
Feb 7th, 2007
11:31:51 AM
we all know people with special needs wil line up for..
by hif4life
Feb 7th, 2007
11:52:51 AM
LOST ALL RESPECT...
by apolo_sputnik
Feb 7th, 2007
11:58:10 AM
STOP QUOTING SOUTH PARK.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Feb 7th, 2007
12:22:38 PM
What's funny?
by ye olde shiza
Feb 7th, 2007
12:49:22 PM
It’s quite obvious
by coolestgirlever
Feb 7th, 2007
12:50:22 PM
it's not funny when they QUOTE IT.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Feb 7th, 2007
01:18:26 PM
Yo Vern!
by Spandau Belly
Feb 7th, 2007
01:31:13 PM
A little late, but I love this video
by David Lazarus Long
Feb 7th, 2007
01:44:15 PM
That Harry. Crazy like a fox!
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 7th, 2007
02:31:52 PM
Has Michael Bay ever blown up
by David Lazarus Long
Feb 7th, 2007
02:50:38 PM
Kurzinski = totally gay
by ye olde shiza
Feb 7th, 2007
03:13:45 PM
Sorry Vern
by Neo Zeed
Feb 7th, 2007
03:51:23 PM
Pop-Culture Mind Virus Memes Gotta EAT!
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 7th, 2007
03:51:26 PM
michael bay, worst director ever!!!!!!!!!!!
by hif4life
Feb 7th, 2007
06:08:33 PM
1.............2............... .3.......................
by jegoing74
Feb 7th, 2007
06:57:46 PM
I can't get over that singers teeth.....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Feb 7th, 2007
11:40:04 PM
He missed out the chorus where...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Feb 8th, 2007
12:31:31 AM
Michael Bay Box Office Summary
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 8th, 2007
02:25:32 AM
and you forgot the island
by hif4life
Feb 8th, 2007
10:50:23 AM
It became unfunny due to people quoting it
by Kurzinski Valentine
Feb 8th, 2007
11:36:31 AM
I thought this movie was gonna blow...
by Darksider
Feb 8th, 2007
01:44:12 PM
Indeed, I am last...
by Quintus_Arrius
May 16th, 2007
06:41:25 AM

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