Published on Tuesday, February 6, 2007 - 2:39pm
A Music Video To Praise The One True Film God... Michael Bay!
Hey folks, Harry here... I really like Michael Bay. That said, I'm not a fan of THE ISLAND (wanted it to be balls out R rated) and really feel that PEARL HARBOR was cluttered with material that made the characters seem lost - BUT loved when things went boom. In fact - that's my favorite thing about Michael Bay... he blows shit up better than anyone. He's also great at communicating speed and sweaty machismo... and I love sweaty machismo. He also likes Aerosmith... and I like Aerosmith. And Aerosmith can build bonds like you wouldn't believe. I also love his P.T. Barnum joy of throwing the biggest show he can imagine. And there never seems to be enough crazed unadulterated joy of Michael Bay in the online world...
That's why - when I saw this Music Video - which may be old news for some of you - I had to share. It just made me want to sit in a theater with TRANSFORMERS - my lighter held high and just bang my head in worship. I just hope TRANSFORMERS is as kick ass as this guy's enthusiasm makes you wanna believe. Here ya go:
Reader Talkback
I could have lived the rest of
my life happy by Virtual SatyrFeb 6th, 2007 01:51:23 PM Wow by jslstraussFeb 6th, 2007 01:54:16 PM I feel embaressed for that guy by KizeeshFeb 6th, 2007 01:54:17 PM And another thing by jslstraussFeb 6th, 2007 01:56:20 PM Michael Bay Biopic by Spandau BellyFeb 6th, 2007 02:01:49 PM yes, it is retarded by HEADGEEKFeb 6th, 2007 02:03:03 PM *cough* by blckmgk13Feb 6th, 2007 02:04:25 PM That guy looks like Justin
Long. by HellKingFeb 6th, 2007 02:05:30 PM Bay is flippin' tanks for TF.
Effin' Tanks. by triplefiveFeb 6th, 2007 02:05:45 PM And this is why EVERYONE hates
Harry by LaudnerGomezFeb 6th, 2007 02:08:29 PM That's The Dirk Digger Song
from Boogie Nights by Sean38Feb 6th, 2007 02:09:15 PM Sean38 by Virtual SatyrFeb 6th, 2007 02:11:31 PM YOUR MOTHER is Michael Bay! by DerLanghaarigeFeb 6th, 2007 02:11:44 PM No, I'm Not Kidding. by Sean38Feb 6th, 2007 02:13:24 PM One True Film God? by amanoFeb 6th, 2007 02:13:42 PM If someone joins that joke... by DerLanghaarigeFeb 6th, 2007 02:16:17 PM Yeah..I know Dirk Diggler sang
it by Virtual SatyrFeb 6th, 2007 02:17:05 PM Yeah, I got the TK421
reference. by Sean38Feb 6th, 2007 02:18:33 PM He's Michael Bay!!! by DerLanghaarigeFeb 6th, 2007 02:20:11 PM Don't quit your day job,
dude... by Rupee88Feb 6th, 2007 02:20:20 PM Harry got the BIG touch by Prague23Feb 6th, 2007 02:23:22 PM MCLMXXII dude...come out come
out wherever you are... by just pillow talkFeb 6th, 2007 02:24:03 PM "which may be old news for
some of you" by Amy ChasingFeb 6th, 2007 02:26:27 PM MCLMXXII's GOTTA EAT !!! by Se7enFeb 6th, 2007 02:37:53 PM I miss you more than Michael
Bay missed the mark ... by chrthFeb 6th, 2007 02:40:43 PM The guy singing is not only in
need by ewokstewFeb 6th, 2007 02:45:06 PM Wow Sean38 by CondomWrapperFeb 6th, 2007 02:50:16 PM Does he really blow shit up
better than anyone? by epitoneFeb 6th, 2007 02:50:42 PM I couldn't understand him
either by CondomWrapperFeb 6th, 2007 02:51:23 PM HARRY: "I really like Michael
Bay" by la_sithFeb 6th, 2007 03:00:05 PM I liked "the Island"... by Novaman5000Feb 6th, 2007 03:05:54 PM Film gods gotta eat!! by boba_robFeb 6th, 2007 03:11:53 PM Poor Guy by nada_livesFeb 6th, 2007 03:12:12 PM Anyone can do this shit. by KaschFeb 6th, 2007 03:17:47 PM This cool news is 'almost' as
good as an industrial.... by BGDAWESFeb 6th, 2007 03:20:46 PM Kasch by CondomWrapperFeb 6th, 2007 03:21:10 PM How much you want to bet
Brendan Coleman's pissed? by chrthFeb 6th, 2007 03:26:52 PM Like I Said CW... by Sean38Feb 6th, 2007 03:29:44 PM This is NOT cool news by slone13Feb 6th, 2007 03:31:45 PM That song made the baby Jebus
cry. by Pound SandFeb 6th, 2007 03:34:14 PM I second Rubiks Doob. by BGDAWESFeb 6th, 2007 03:34:36 PM I feel dirty by JothamFeb 6th, 2007 03:36:12 PM Fantastic!! Thank you! by monorail77Feb 6th, 2007 03:37:25 PM These TB's are fucked up
Harry... by BGDAWESFeb 6th, 2007 03:39:49 PM Original ownage by sicFeb 6th, 2007 03:40:05 PM That was way too long, but
still enjoyable. by rbatty024Feb 6th, 2007 03:49:19 PM ....Boogie Nights? by LHombreSiniestroFeb 6th, 2007 03:52:04 PM I agree with Harry by Neo ZeedFeb 6th, 2007 03:53:51 PM and DUH included... by LHombreSiniestroFeb 6th, 2007 03:53:52 PM I couldn't understand half of
what that guy was singing by mistergreenFeb 6th, 2007 03:55:01 PM Didn't understand a word of
that by CTU MoleFeb 6th, 2007 03:59:29 PM Just Got Off the Phone with
MCLMXXII by Im rich bitchFeb 6th, 2007 04:02:41 PM It sounded like he was singing
into a pillow by Kurzinski ValentineFeb 6th, 2007 04:06:01 PM Holy shit, that song from
Boogie Nights was real? by CTU MoleFeb 6th, 2007 04:10:23 PM M.Bay is a Bi+@h by AvengingFistFeb 6th, 2007 04:11:10 PM It's not news by PurgatoriFeb 6th, 2007 04:11:18 PM The video needs a shot of
dancing John C. Reilly... by Flim SpringfieldFeb 6th, 2007 04:14:32 PM seclond the fact this is
unintelligible by BadMrWonkaFeb 6th, 2007 04:19:25 PM I hope........ by erichaislarFeb 6th, 2007 04:20:58 PM BREAKDOWN OF BAY FLICKS... by motoFeb 6th, 2007 04:23:02 PM FUCK YOUTUBE MICHAEL BAY! by CyberfuryFeb 6th, 2007 04:25:52 PM Harry just got off the phone
with Dreamworks by CTU MoleFeb 6th, 2007 04:29:55 PM That was a good post Moto by Neo ZeedFeb 6th, 2007 04:31:26 PM I Love Michael Bay by Womb2dooMFeb 6th, 2007 04:33:34 PM PIZZA PARTY PIZZA PARTY! by JAGUARTFeb 6th, 2007 04:47:33 PM re:Aerosmith by DrFarbenFeb 6th, 2007 04:47:50 PM DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY! by iwontwinFeb 6th, 2007 04:55:48 PM You know, I can think of two
reasons... by Anna ValeriousFeb 6th, 2007 05:13:34 PM I am no longer a geek by StaldoFeb 6th, 2007 05:21:55 PM I like Aerosmith too by purplemonkeydwFeb 6th, 2007 05:24:29 PM GHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIYY!!!!!!!!! by Kai_Mah'graFeb 6th, 2007 05:28:32 PM is that dude deaf or
something? by funnyhatFeb 6th, 2007 05:33:26 PM BREAKDOWN OF BAY FLICKS : by
moto by Kai_Mah'graFeb 6th, 2007 05:33:38 PM well, i can tell this video
was meant to be a joke, but by hif4lifeFeb 6th, 2007 05:33:59 PM Michael Bay Fucking Lost!! by Doc_StrangeFeb 6th, 2007 05:37:26 PM That MIGHT be funny by El ScorchoFeb 6th, 2007 05:41:30 PM Bay better get used to music
videos by photoboyFeb 6th, 2007 05:48:51 PM I Have A Confession... by Mr. Nice GaiusFeb 6th, 2007 05:51:43 PM Michael Bay and Transformers by jasper StillwellFeb 6th, 2007 05:55:58 PM HAHAHA that was funny cuz he
was like from the 80s!!!!! by Norm CascadeFeb 6th, 2007 05:58:49 PM American Idol Plz... by lfhlawFeb 6th, 2007 05:58:51 PM jasper Stillwell by hif4lifeFeb 6th, 2007 06:04:19 PM THE DUDE GOTTA EAT TOO by djkrysizFeb 6th, 2007 06:05:13 PM This just ruined my night.... by Turd FurgesonFeb 6th, 2007 06:09:46 PM I'm glad it's not just me who
couldn't understand by Big JimFeb 6th, 2007 06:22:44 PM Now I'm CERTAIN
Dreamworks/Paramount is in
this site's by JusticeSabreFeb 6th, 2007 06:30:09 PM Uhhhh, boy. That was, uhh...
something. by TrancerFeb 6th, 2007 06:41:07 PM Man, this was stupid. by Im rich bitchFeb 6th, 2007 06:44:03 PM OLD. by GibsonUSA ReturnsFeb 6th, 2007 07:00:35 PM That Song Made Diora Baird's
Breasts Sad by KirbymanlyFeb 6th, 2007 07:01:35 PM Lyrics from YouTube: by ZoolanderFeb 6th, 2007 07:03:12 PM WTF? by ZoolanderFeb 6th, 2007 07:04:20 PM AICN has become weak. once was
strong. by future helpFeb 6th, 2007 07:06:12 PM I liked the first Bad Boys and
The Rock...... by Jimmy JazzFeb 6th, 2007 07:06:15 PM Not Funny At All by prajadhipokFeb 6th, 2007 07:25:57 PM Should Chuck Norris starred in
a Michael Bay movie by Larry of ArabiaFeb 6th, 2007 07:26:31 PM that is the gayest worst thing
i have ever seen by kwingjrFeb 6th, 2007 07:30:42 PM I just got off the phone with
Doc Emmet Brown by hadezFeb 6th, 2007 07:55:11 PM Michael Bay makes terrible
movies. by scrivenerFeb 6th, 2007 08:04:05 PM Hahahahahaha. by dregmobileFeb 6th, 2007 08:08:44 PM Unicron by SophismFeb 6th, 2007 08:16:12 PM He did the video not knowing
he had poo on his chin! by ballsmcretardFeb 6th, 2007 08:25:24 PM This guy did it first, and
funnier too. by NineFingazFeb 6th, 2007 08:27:28 PM The christian god got by kentrelFeb 6th, 2007 08:37:28 PM Fuck Off! by darquelyteFeb 6th, 2007 08:57:10 PM DAMMIT, I CAME ACROSS THIS
MONTHS AGO!!! by ShermdawgFeb 6th, 2007 08:58:42 PM Jesus Fucking Christ, Harry! by HorsefleshFeb 6th, 2007 09:11:29 PM That guy sounds like he just
got kicked in the nuts. by GibsonUSA ReturnsFeb 6th, 2007 09:15:50 PM My only problem has always
been with the design by GibsonUSA ReturnsFeb 6th, 2007 09:27:29 PM latino review did dis
harry...awesome by hif4lifeFeb 6th, 2007 09:36:44 PM In the land of the bad teeth,
no talent idiots... by thelivingdollFeb 6th, 2007 09:39:01 PM Blade II review, anyone? by PennsyFeb 6th, 2007 09:39:58 PM I love how out of 122 posts... by Womb2dooMFeb 6th, 2007 09:42:50 PM Sims Music Video by OrionsangelsFeb 6th, 2007 09:48:07 PM hehe, sorry guys, I think it's
pretty funny... by HappyHamsterFeb 6th, 2007 09:49:56 PM Michael Bay by Montag666Feb 6th, 2007 10:01:43 PM please discuss by soup74Feb 6th, 2007 10:33:07 PM To all the haters... by GozuFeb 6th, 2007 10:43:04 PM ARMAGEDDON vs. DIE HARD by VernFeb 6th, 2007 11:03:41 PM That was pretty bad by LittleDudesFeb 6th, 2007 11:21:25 PM Jeez, Vern by thedottedlionFeb 7th, 2007 12:03:31 AM I second Vern's rant by S-Mart shopperFeb 7th, 2007 12:07:17 AM This guy has the power by BRUTICUSFeb 7th, 2007 12:10:38 AM TOTAL FUCKING AWESOME
DESTRUCTION!!! by Motoko KusanagiFeb 7th, 2007 12:37:16 AM Die Hard good Christmas movie by kingoflightFeb 7th, 2007 12:37:17 AM Congratulations. by DocPazuzuFeb 7th, 2007 12:49:45 AM omg, that was so fucking wrong by BendersShinyAssFeb 7th, 2007 12:58:53 AM WTF by CobbioFeb 7th, 2007 01:02:32 AM Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVIFeb 7th, 2007 01:02:37 AM Bender by DocPazuzuFeb 7th, 2007 01:09:33 AM All praise the Bay - Master of
bayhemic destruction! by Motoko KusanagiFeb 7th, 2007 01:33:25 AM It's ok Paz by BendersShinyAssFeb 7th, 2007 01:33:41 AM Speaking of jumping on
dicks... by DocPazuzuFeb 7th, 2007 01:59:25 AM Michael Bay has no glee by Franklin T MarmosetFeb 7th, 2007 02:40:36 AM hif4life and Vern by jasper StillwellFeb 7th, 2007 03:11:15 AM don't look into it's
deadlights by rivercbFeb 7th, 2007 04:26:42 AM Density Rising by explodoFeb 7th, 2007 04:43:25 AM i cant understand half of the
song by the_shogun_gunslingerFeb 7th, 2007 05:34:53 AM anf? ANF?!?!?!?! by the_shogun_gunslingerFeb 7th, 2007 05:35:37 AM one last thing... by the_shogun_gunslingerFeb 7th, 2007 05:37:08 AM Tis true indeed... by Quintus_ArriusFeb 7th, 2007 05:58:49 AM HARRY GOTTA EAT by gotta eatFeb 7th, 2007 06:22:25 AM I'm on the fence with Michael
Bay by Halloween68Feb 7th, 2007 06:30:03 AM Harry, you "giggle" far too
much for by FrijoleFeb 7th, 2007 06:53:36 AM TOO SOON!! by PageivFeb 7th, 2007 07:27:00 AM Question Gotta Eat by PageivFeb 7th, 2007 07:30:11 AM it's very simple messi by BendersShinyAssFeb 7th, 2007 08:21:09 AM Doc Pazuzu by BendersShinyAssFeb 7th, 2007 08:22:01 AM Isn't it a little early to
give out the 2007 Twainy... by Childe RolandFeb 7th, 2007 08:33:29 AM I just want to add this by Phategod1Feb 7th, 2007 08:53:34 AM michael bay rocks by Evil HobbitFeb 7th, 2007 09:03:37 AM Good Lord that was awful... by veritassesFeb 7th, 2007 09:19:21 AM GIVE ME A BREAK! by williamDFeb 7th, 2007 09:51:25 AM I think he had braces on,
sounds like the sister... by ComputerGuy68Feb 7th, 2007 10:00:53 AM Right you are, Childe... by DocPazuzuFeb 7th, 2007 10:17:12 AM hmm by macgruderFeb 7th, 2007 10:17:42 AM Harry's verbal blowjobs by UMAGAFeb 7th, 2007 10:53:25 AM BringingSexyBack by ShermdawgFeb 7th, 2007 10:55:43 AM For being a lover of great
cinema ... by ye olde shizaFeb 7th, 2007 11:31:51 AM we all know people with
special needs wil line up
for.. by hif4lifeFeb 7th, 2007 11:52:51 AM LOST ALL RESPECT... by apolo_sputnikFeb 7th, 2007 11:58:10 AM STOP QUOTING SOUTH PARK. by Kurzinski ValentineFeb 7th, 2007 12:22:38 PM What's funny? by ye olde shizaFeb 7th, 2007 12:49:22 PM It’s quite obvious by coolestgirleverFeb 7th, 2007 12:50:22 PM it's not funny when they QUOTE
IT. by Kurzinski ValentineFeb 7th, 2007 01:18:26 PM Yo Vern! by Spandau BellyFeb 7th, 2007 01:31:13 PM A little late, but I love this
video by David Lazarus LongFeb 7th, 2007 01:44:15 PM That Harry. Crazy like a fox! by Immortal_FishFeb 7th, 2007 02:31:52 PM Has Michael Bay ever blown up by David Lazarus LongFeb 7th, 2007 02:50:38 PM Kurzinski = totally gay by ye olde shizaFeb 7th, 2007 03:13:45 PM Sorry Vern by Neo ZeedFeb 7th, 2007 03:51:23 PM Pop-Culture Mind Virus Memes
Gotta EAT! by Doctor_SinFeb 7th, 2007 03:51:26 PM michael bay, worst director
ever!!!!!!!!!!! by hif4lifeFeb 7th, 2007 06:08:33 PM 1.............2...............
.3....................... by jegoing74Feb 7th, 2007 06:57:46 PM I can't get over that singers
teeth..... by GibsonUSA ReturnsFeb 7th, 2007 11:40:04 PM He missed out the chorus
where... by ScarranHalfBreedFeb 8th, 2007 12:31:31 AM Michael Bay Box Office Summary by Motoko KusanagiFeb 8th, 2007 02:25:32 AM and you forgot the island by hif4lifeFeb 8th, 2007 10:50:23 AM It became unfunny due to
people quoting it by Kurzinski ValentineFeb 8th, 2007 11:36:31 AM I thought this movie was gonna
blow... by DarksiderFeb 8th, 2007 01:44:12 PM Indeed, I am last... by Quintus_ArriusMay 16th, 2007 06:41:25 AM