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What Is THE LEGEND OF CHUCK NORRIS?!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
Well, follow the link and see...
Dear Harry and the rest of Ain't It Cool:
I interned at a production studio last summer, and one of my boss's friends was working on a project call "The Legend of Chuck Norris." They're trying to get it picked up as a live-action movie, or maybe an animated TV series for something like Adult Swim. They've been giving me some of the teasers to send around the Internet, but they recently put up the full trailer on their website.
Thought maybe you'd find it interesting. Thanks!
--Mike
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This has gone wayyy past "Wasssup Bud Light", "All Your Base", etc. Chuck Norris is a 70 year old fundamentalist bible thumper who writes columns for right wing fringe websites. There's nothing "cool" or "hip" or legendary about him. This is one Peanut Butter Jelly Time/Star Wars Kid/Numa Numa song gone on far too long.
Tho we may need Chuck Norris in case al-Aqua Qaeda Terrorist Hunger Force Strikes Again! -
is this movie for real?!
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i coulda sworn i was first.
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This Chuck Norris stuff is getting really stupid. It was funny for a while, but I think it's played itself out circa 2005.
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...because hair does not grow on steel...
I´m in! -
Nor anything else that even remotely resembles female anatomy.
That being said, his movies are complete crap. I'm glad that Bruce Lee kicked down his door and kicked Chuck's ass in his own home in response to some trash-talking.
Walker Texas Wannabe -
..Coming to a theater near you.
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...may have been a better title. I don't see the pull myself. The animation style looks interesting until you realise that a lot of it is ripped from non-Norris work. There's even a fight between Neo and Smith in there - you can see Hugo's expression...
Looks a bit rubbish, in other words. -
So it'll give you whiny fucking nerds something new to piss and moan about. Oh, nevermind... too late.
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'm trying to establish one of the sad, sad AICN catchphrases...
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In the eyes of the Chuck,
The unsuspecting F**K
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of Chuck Norris are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where Ol Chuck is gonna be! :D heh
"Chuck Norris is so tough, that he can talk through a whole song...and make you like it!" -
It al becomes clear when you watch Chuck's movies.
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I just finished the Chuck Norris American hero Collection (2 Delta Force movies and 3 Missing in Action movies) and had never seen Part 2. Billy Drago was the bomb in it. Just sharing that with you all.
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I actually caught that on late night HBO about two weeks ago, and Billy Drago was fucking awesome in it, I agree. Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked towards the end was a bit unrealistic, but hey, it's a Chuck Norris movie, nobody expects Oscar-caliber screenwriting.
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Someone had to do it.
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and maybe Kurt Thomas if they are lucky...
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The Norris jokes can be and are often worth a chuckle, but that whole LONG video was just boring. The best parts were ripped off from the jokes, and...screw it. Not funny is not funny. It doesn't need an explanation. It explains itself by not being very funny.
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Yeah, and this would've been funny back then too.
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i chuckled when the showed him as a newborn, the rest...whatever. looks like another "we hip cuz we dont make sense" clone. ATHF started it and the rest are just a little late to the party
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That's the best subtitle for a sequel bar none. It's just fun to say.
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Unless he's behind it I don't see how this can get made without legal action.
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Without him I could not work out at Average Joes and would be forced back to Globo Gym. A true American Hero.
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Chuck Norris should be ripping people's hearts out and decapitating people with his bare hands. He should have ripped that bully kid's nose off and then fucked his grandmother in the ass telepathically. But no, all these guys did was animate him doing some standard lame-ass karate bullshit. Why would you make the Legend of Chuck Norris, a comedy, when you don't even get the joke?
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Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris. Really, I think this was inevitable.
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Hey, Harry... this production company I used to work for is trying to set up this movie called MIXED NUTS about two cops -- one black and one white...
...what? It's a sucky idea that noone's bought? But maybe if you'll talk about it...
...ahhh, fuck it. -
"Thank you, Peter"
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maybe we shouldn't be making TV shows in flash.
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And it blew up Krypton.
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Because he build it himself from killing the vietcongs!!!
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First, no cartoon can ever hope to surpass the greatness of Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos. For one, that cartoon wasn't a parody, yet it's still 10X funnier than any parody ever could be. And second, Chuck Norris is a real person. It's one thing to laugh off an internet fad like those jokes, but quite another to watch while someone makes money off your name. I doubt Chuck (or anyone) would sit back while people market his life as "a comedy" about a guy who fucked a bunch of nuns.
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I'd like to see how Chuck would use a roundhouse kick deal with his protege's suicide.
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... and AICN was created.
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Rocks. Haters suck.
Dude is like the only Karate star that actually competed (yeah Bruce Lee never did), besides he's like the nicest guy. Have you ever heard an interview with him? Bad mutha. -
Who cares if Norris is crap or not, the most important thing was how absolutely terrible this preview is. I highly doubt that there is any need to worry because nobody is going to touch that pile of shit.
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EXACTLY!!! Now you are getting it
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He just sits and stares at the screen until it displays the page that he wants.
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Chuck Norris showers with Ajax, no water.
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While that raised a grin and I admire the sentiment that thing would never be made into a series. Chuck would have to approve it first. Second they've traced over numerous shots from enter the dragon etc copyright violation city. This is just some joker trying his luck by sending a fan made trailer to AICN.
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Its like they think the audience are morons who think its serious or they are trying to say "see, we don't really like Chuck Norris, we're being IRONIC LOLOLOLZ!1!!!!"
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Rocked! The rest of his movies were crapola. Now he's all on a Born Again "Jesus votes Republican" trip I find both hilarious and disturbing.
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the best Chuck Norris thing was Conan's "Walker: Texas Ranger" lever.
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Harry,
Soon as you get off the phone with Errol Flynn, do you think maybe you could do some free promo for my cartoon? Its featured in my 8th grade science book pages 32 - 56, and is all about a little man jumping rope. It hasn't been picked up yet, but maybe you could chat it up and sell some more ads or something. -
Seriously, my eyes are bleeding. Fuck!
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......time tb'er. And only to say 2 things: 1)The idea of it, not the delivery, got me watching(remember The Matrix?), and 2) the use of Maiden's 2 Minutes to Midnight kept me watching.
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is the reason Waldo is hiding....
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Bring back the Chuck Norris Lever! "Pull IT, Pull IT, Pull IT, Pull IT"
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Crap.
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Reminds me of those moderately circulated funny videos.
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I think I crashed the site with my Chuck posting last night, since my post isnt here now.
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that says "WWCND?"
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it's more from that generation that thinks irony and sarcasm is the end all and be all of comedic form. the generation that thinks that everything from the 1970s and 1980s is "cool" and deserves to be immortalized by bad jokes and false homages.
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with the whole "chuck norris facts" thing, but then he had to ruin it by talking about jesus and shit. now we're just laughing at him. Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris.
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