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For The Mentally Challenged Only! AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE: COLON MOVIE FOR THEATERS Trailer!
Hey folks, Harry here from the Alamo Drafthouse South, where Yoko and I are having a non-stop movie date day. We just came out of VOLVER, next we'll be in THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS, after that we'll leap from THE BRIDGE and take NOTES ON A SCANDAL. Every now and again it's healthy to just dive into a run of films and spend a whole day snuggled up with the best theater on the planet.
Meanwhile, I hauled my computer in here with me to get some work done for you guys in the time between, that's when I was hit with the utter retardedness that is the AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE: COLON MOVIE FOR THEATERS trailer thanks to "the scratcher".
I don't know about you, but I never cared for this show. Call me old fashioned, but I like smoother animation and more intricately designed characters like this one that Cartuna just sent me that will soon be coming to a corner animation near you...
Meanwhile - check out the trailer for the junkfood junkanimated movie coming near you: Click Here To Watch!
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the show's sucked since will ferrell left. oh wait wrong show.
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Like all shows, Aqua Teen overstayed its welcome, here's hoping that the movie can restore its glory days one last time. I hope the same thing can be true of the upcoming Simpsons movie.
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ill see the movie now, as a thanks in return.
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I watch Adult Swim and love most of the shows. I can't, for the life of me, understand the appeal of this show and why the hell it's being marched front-and-center with a feature film. How's about a Venture Bros. feature for the love of Mike! GO TEAM VENTURE!
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looks funy as hell! Smoke up and enjoy!
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teh aweseom.
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hahahahahahahha
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...for this particular property. In its heyday (latter season 1,2 & 3), it was some hilarious shit for late-night viewing. Sometimes just thinking about the twelve or so minutes of masterfully conveyed, purely indulgent silliness would keep me giggling well into my Monday. But the show lost its grip on the rhythm of the absurd. It started going more for the random laugh (perhaps because Family Guy was testing well at the time) than the carefully constructed ecclecticism (think Jazz riffs here) that helped it sustain such winderfully bizarre levels of ridiculousness for most of its run. Season four had the first real signs of decline and its rare that new episodes even evoke a smile from me these days. But such is the way of things. Everything funny will eventually be not. Simpsons never learned that lesson and might actually succeed in being unintentionally funny through lameness ont he big screen. I would have spared the Aqua Teens this pain if I could have. South Park timed its movie perfectly and has only approached that level of greatness a couople of times since. Family Guy slapped together three episodes and called it a movie (without embarrasing itself through theatrical release), which Aqua Teens might have been able to pull off in its third or even fourth season. Now...not so much. Venture Brothers is still fresh, but its day will come. I'm hoping they make the jump to a live action movie before that, though. It's one of the few animated properties that I believe could survive the transition.
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during the movie-marathon. I'm guessing Swedish fish, or maybe Sour Patch Kids. Something unorthodox, yet available.
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That trailer needs the first 1/2 chopped off...or eaten.
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now where's the Venture Brothers movie?
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Agreed that Venture Bros. needs a feature length, but not live action. It's just fine animated. Brock Sampsons mullet is not something that can be done well live.
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Shake has to have a few funny lines though so it will be watchable (I hope). I'm a fan of the show but it went downhill fast after season 2 (or maybe 3, I get the "seasons" confused). Nothing will match the comedy of Shake's assertion that "Highlander was a documentary. And the events occurred in real time."
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GOLD JERRY!
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whether tis numbing for the mind to suffer the turds and harrows of outrageous misfortunes (such as ATHF), or to take arms against a sea of turds, and by opposing end them?
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harry, did you get a basket attatched to the front of your wheelchair?
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ATHF is growing on me like a cozy fuzzy warm fungus whose vaporous toxins are giving me a pleasant buzz. Here's to utter colon poop retardedness!
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I just hope that the best stuff didn't makeit into the trailer, because it looks like it won't be too bad.
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After all the shit Harry shovels, he draws the line at animation he doesn't think is smooth. Harry, you truly have no context for your taste. Your opinions show no self reflection. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is sometimes quite funny and very "out of the box", not worth a feature, but not something to condemn unless you are looking for something to condemn that you think is ugly and bizarre. At least it has moments of true social satire which is something that so much of the polished work of Today, that you happily gobble down, lacks. Animation is like the comic book medium, art and writing must create a balance. Rocky and Bullwinkle is heavy on script and voice acting, Pinocchio is visually stunning. I would argue that if the writing is really great, you can risk a rougher style, but if the writing sucks, no amount of beauty will save a piece of animation. I'll give the Williams Street people this much, they are trying to create original work. Some of it fails and some like Venture Bros. is triumphant, but God help us if you were the one making the choices.
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And it will be an even more terrible movie. There's nothing funny about it. There's nothing surreal about it. It's simply complete bollocks, made-up-as-we-go-along shite.
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But it's still better than anything Adult Swim has launched in the last three years - except Robot Chicken.
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More Gorgoth. They showed the pilot then was never mentioned again. C'mon CN, 'shit was hilarious. The scantily clad Damsel was spankerific too. Thank you.
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It's not "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE: COLON MOVIE FOR THEATERS" it's "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FOR THEATERS". There's a world of difference. If you can't even get that blatant joke, you're never going to get the comedy of ATHF. It is to cartoons what Seinfeld was to sitcoms.
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but i don't think i can handle an hour and a half of it.
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..that doesn't have the AICN legions, or Harry at the least, frothing at the mouth. I'm surprised. Check the Aqua Teen credits - he's in there. I expect a revised article preaching God's presence within the next 15 posts...
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Seriously Harry, wtf. Also, I'm an ATHF fan, and I had/have doubts about this movie, but that trailer was a lot funnier than I was expecting, judging from the early reviews - so I may actually go see this. Also2, the show still puts out enough good episodes a season that to say it's jumped the shark at this point is hardly fair. There are *more* bad episodes than before, but there are still plenty of hilarious ones.
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There, I think I just posted the stupidest subject line ever (except maybe for "You really have to see Matrix III to get the underlying philosophical underpinnings of the entire trilogy"). Anyway, this is a funny trailer. And it is all I ever want to see of this movie, or this series. It makes me feel dirty, like when I saw the Brady Bunch movie in theaters and wondered why I didn't just do something wholesome like get a blowjob in a gay theater instead.
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Unlike 99% of what passes for "comedy" on television anymore. SOLD!!!!
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You can like Venture Bros AND Aqua Teen. Let's not turn this into the Biggie-Tupac of the cartoon world. At its best (Broodwich, Happy Time Harry, Mooninites), ATHF is the best thing in the history of Cartoon Network. But it can also be painfully unfunny and has been in some recent episodes.
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That's childish. I need it and when you need something that's a responsibility.
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...cause it's true.
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NOW GET ME SOME FREAKING CANDY!
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I seriously laugh for 10 minutes if I even think of Shake saying that line from Season One. I don't care how many jokes fall flat in this, the good stuff is just too good to write a feature length off. Can't wait.
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hysterical, i don't see how you couldn't, and how the hell are you just NOW seeing this? i was watching this trailer many days ago.
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Apparently KORGOTH was just too expensive compared to the live action crap that Cartoon Network is moving towards. I don't need to point out the idiocy of this. People don't tune in to Cartoon Network to watch live-action. A lesson they're hell-bent on learning the hard way.
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Funny when it works, awful when it doesn't, and nothing to use as a template for 3/4 of your major programming block, which is exactly what seems to have happened.
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That, that's what I meant. Too bad it didn't get picked. Thanks for the scoop, HW.
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I agree 100%. I live in Atlanta and Adult Swim's presence here is a tiresome cult.
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Do you also like 12oz Mouse, Perfect Hair Forever, Squidbillies, and Tom goes to the Mayor? If so, kill yourselves.
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ANY of this." Master Shake. Greatest tv show character of ALL TIME.
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And it was the best of the newer generation of "off the fucking wall" animation comedy. All these other shows like the one with the shark and mouse, and squidbillies, etc, just can't hit it out of the park. Venture Bros, however, is the only one that will actually be worth seeing in the theater. Surprised this wasn't DTV like the family guy "movie".
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Enough with this Assy McGee and live-action shit. Make a some animation that *gasp* isn't random sketch comedy! Juding by Avatar, people are DYING for some American made action animation. Venture Bros was an awesome start, now take it further. Fuck Eric & Tom or whatever.
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how could you not appreciate a movie with a flaming chicken in it?
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Don't care about reviews, don't care about AICN talkbackers whinin' and hatin', and I don't care what Harry thinks. This will be pure gold. Genius like this is rare in our world. Of course this is coming from someone who took a life size MeatWad to Burningman... And you know what? I met MasterShake there!
It's just one of those things I guess, you either get it, or don't.
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Shame that the capt murphy from sealab 2021 died, or we could have a great movie..
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Nice pun, Gene Shalit.
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Long time lurker, first time poster... Had to weigh in on the Williams Street debate, as I've been following these crazy fucks since Year One.
Yes, ATHF has always been hit or miss. (Mostly miss lately. WTF was up with the Frylock cancer ep? Depressing!) But in its heyday it was remarkably fresh, especially at a time when prime time network comedy was utter SHITE. And it opened a lot of doors for them. I honestly think, without ATHF as a draw, Family Guy (and Futurama, to a lesser extent) would not have had such a strong comeback. I know I started watching [as] way back when because of "this show.. with like.. a talking happy meal. Yea...... you just have to watch it. Here, smoke this."
Alas, the success of talking food products [and a merry band of underwater 'scientists' with a healthy knack for blowing shit up] led to much disappointment in further creations. Some of these new endeavors are just bizarre [see: Assy McGee], some are just trying to push the envelope of what can actually be considered a real show [see: 12 oz. Mouse], and some are just fucking stupid [see: Tom and that mayor or whatever.. God, I hate that show.]
But for every failure, there are pristine gems shining in the darkness. The Venture Bros. Robot Chicken. Metalocalypse[!!] The Boondocks[!!!] And I don't care what anyone says, Perfect Hair Forever is the most brilliant satire of anime that has ever graced the face of this green earth. If only that balding baldy had reached Tuna Mountain for a final showdown with.. You know.. The guy. With the hair. And the cats. Always with the cats. Blinda! Why don't you.. Back up.. into my hand....
Ok, I lost my point. I guess my point is that you have to churn out some crap to pick out the gems. Look how many freaking shows they do every year! You know they can't all be good. Usually the good ones last, the crap sinks. Usually. And when it's good, it's GOOD. And when it's bad... Well, it's still usually good for a laugh. I dunno, maybe I have some misfiring neurons somewhere but even the absurdly badly drawn 12 Oz. Mouse can give me a hoot most times.
Anyway, I'll be seeing this movie in theaters, (Better than 'Ass: The Movie' which I hear won Best Screenplay..) if only just to tell my grandkids, "Kids, I once saw a movie that was so undeniably freakin' weirdo retarded, I couldn't drink a milkshake for three YEARS."
In the end, it's not all about quality. It's about... well, being freakin' weird, I guess. Freak out the normies an' all that. Oh, and blowing shit up.
Hey, it works for me. Sign me up, Meatwad.
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Wow. I guess you have to use [b]HTML[/b] on these forums, eh? [br] Might have been good to know before posting that ridiculously long rant that [p]NO[p]ONE[p]WILL[p]READ[p] Oh well. Live and learn.
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Nevermind! I will cease making an ass of myself at this time. [grumble grumble]
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I don't get it, ATHF was THE show less than a year ago, it gets a feature, and suddenly everyone revolts against it. Some people have the mentality that they can't like something that is popular, so they will say that it sucks. After all, if you like something that is popular you can't be emo or "rebel cool", yeah your friggin James Dean for saying you don't like ATHF.......Anyway, with all the moaning I'm surprised someone hasn't complained that the Mooninites are too green and pink or Meatwad is too meaty.......
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Chuck Jones referred to limited animation like Rocky and Bullwinkle as "illustrated radio." I don't agree with his dismissiveness, or yours. ATHF is about the writing and the voice work, just like Space Ghost was, and Bullwinkle before them. Just because it's animated doesn't mean that the visuals are all that matter. Turn on the Cartoon Network or Disney during the day and you can see loads of hand-drawn crap. I had no intention of seeing this movie (despite my belief that season 2 of ATHF is brilliant), but the trailer gives me hope. Thanks for posting the trailer anyway Harry (but where'd you get the "the" before scratcher?)
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It isn't an either/or situation.
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Family Guy and Futurama were the draws that bought people in to watch the rest of the [as] lineup. Both shows continously air the same six year old reruns and (if the numbers posted in the bumps are correct) still pull in a couple hundred thousand more viewers than the original stuff.
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"Everything funny becomes not." Jeez, you've done gone and justified your nerdy bitching! I defy any one of you to try and come up with something creative, in any medium, and see if it stands up. If you say, "I don't want to. It's not my job." Then please, tell us which comic book store you work in so we can make a forum criticizing how the way you rang up Superman toys was way better in 2001. Idiots.
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Well, I suppose I shouldn't generalize things based on personal experience, since usually my own personal experience is completely ass backwards from everyone else, but... When I started watching [as] back in 2000, there was no Family Guy. Just a bunch of weird crap that made my brain tingle just thinking about it. When they started doing the repeats of Futurama and Family Guy, I watched them. Of course I had seen the shows before, on Fox, but wasn't totally in love. Of course, it didn't help that the timeslots changed EVERY WEEK and episodes were constantly preempted even when I actually knew what time they were on. It was the fact that they were on [as] (every night and at the same time) while I was waiting for the crazy as hell Aqua Teens to come on that made me start to like them. And Sealab..... (Oh Murphy. How we miss you.) Of course, now I'm freakin' addicted to Family Guy, and eagerly anticipating the new Futurama DVDs and the chance that the show might get picked up again. Take that, Fox broadcasting execs! Stupids, cancelling quality television because you're too damn jumpy to leave it on and let the magic work. GAH, soon I'm gonna start ranting about Firefly, someone stop me...
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Isn't that dancing caveman clip at the top of all this traced from a old Flecher Bros. cartoon like Betty Boop, or something?
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I loved ATHF from the start before it was "cool" and I still love it post backlash. An analogy - just because my favourite band suddenly becomes popular with image obsessed douche's or emo kids I don't stop liking them.
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or image or trends: the show is simply a pile of steaming hot shit - get it? It's not funny, and it never was.
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Just because a band you like suddenly becomes popular with image-obsessed douches or emo kids doesn't make it a good band. I saw the first half of an episode of ATHF during the first season. I never finished it because I turned off my television and didn't turn it on again for almost two years. That's right. I hate this show so much that I actually held a two-year grudge against my television for exposing me to it. It took somebody loaning me Firefly to help me get past that and ease my way back into watching television again.
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everyone on here says the show has dropped in quality. it seems as good as it ever was to me. sure there have been some shit episodes here and there but ome on, handbanana and ezikiel were amazing.
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Handbanana fucking killed me. Best. Episode. Ever. Maybe. CGoCPftF is classic. Happytime Harry. Oh god. The BROODWICH. Tshirt of the Dead might be my favorite episode. "You say plague of snakes, all I hear is easter bunny, easter bunny, easter bunny." Soccer claus. "Then you knock off the middle east yourself. Cry me a river, b#*(@" Meatwad makes me laugh so hard I almost choke on my smoke. But lately they just seem kinda.. Off. The dick episode was... interesting(?). And the thermonuclear grill destroying the planet was a nice bit, but.. Meh. Plus the fact that in two years, only about a dozen new episodes have aired. Sure we remember the good ones, they're just outnumbered. Seems like they're not giving it thier all right now. Hopefully the movie is where all the energy was going and it'll be great. But of the dozen episodes that have aired in two years, there's only a handful that feel like that old magic to me. I'm hoping that when it comes back- what, next Fall? that they can bring back that goofy charm.
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YES!
I think it helps to be a NJ native to find ATHF funny.
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We hear ourselves just fine. Do you hear yourself? You trotted out every tired, impotent talkbacker generalization there is in that little tirade of yours. I'm surprised you didn;t end it with "pwned" or some such. Since you quoted me directly, allow me to retort: "Everything funny becomes not" is not a bitch or a gripe. It's a zen-fucking-fact. Wait...it's even more fundamental than that. It's biology. The more times your body (in this case, your eyes and ears) take in any stimuli, the more acclimated and resistant your body becomes to it. It's why people build up tolerances to things like alcohol and drugs and why thrill seekers are ever-escalating their efforts to get an adrenaline rush. It's also what leads a show like Aqua Teen, which would have become unfanny eventually anyway, to change up its approach in an effort to keep things fresh. In this show's case, it misfired...at least for me. And making a feature length film out of something that was greatest in a twelve minute interval is a bad idea for any property. Want further evidence of the "all funny fades" theory? Wait a couple of years. Even vintage SNL (you just knew I was going to bring it back to my subject line eventually, didn't you?) is going to lose its shine now that the uncut original episodes from that first season are available on DVD. That's a holy grail of comedy for a lot of folks who had the luxury of saying, until recently, that kids today just wouldn't understand how funny that show was because they aren't seeing it in its original form. And part of that might be true, but kids today also don't have the cultural context for much of the funny, and those nostalgic adults looking back at the show (now many in their forties and fifties) are probably going to realize that much of the impact came from how unexpected...how daring for the time...that comedy was. It's not going to hold up, and that's not a flaw of the material or the artists involved. Its a function of the rather linear forward progression of time and relative emotional distance in space. It's fucking physics, man. Get a grip.
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But its still only your opinion.
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This looks good only to the avid ATHF fan, which thankfully, I am one.
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The only people who find this show funny are the 19-year-old beavises and buttheads who laugh with too much enthusiasm at random catchphrases that they don't actually understand but are being told are hilarious.
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Cause I am THERE
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I loved the show, but the movie was long and awkward. I'm really afraid ATHF will be awkward and long. "Awkward," as in, thinking while watching, "that joke was a little funny, but it has been 45 minutes and everything has just been 'a little funny' and now I'm bored out of my mind!" I want to love this, the show kills me sometimes. Master Shake and Carl carry the show, Meatwad supplements, and Frylock is the straight man, the 4th Marx Brother.
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a very small one.
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Jan 31, 2007 1:29:57 PM CST
I think its funny to call Frylock "the straight man..."
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...when so many episodes seem to indicate he's the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown. Remember his naughty sailor halloween costume? He's the mom, Shake's the dad and Meatwad is their "special" son. Ezekiel would've made a great permanent addition to the family but, alas, it was not to be.
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The way the fries just kinda hover there...and the way the shake kinda stares at you. And then they talk & stuff. It's classic and will be remembered years from now. GO TEAM VENTURE!
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Officials say "not funny", kinda like the show.
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and they've been there for weeks according to Cartoon Network. But today they're panic-worthy. Bizzarely, the usually worthless Fox News has the most detailed coverage of this. When something like this happens, your first reaction should be to take a closer look at whatever else is going on in the news at that time - this is only the millionth BS terror scare. Like, I dunno, the Scooter Libby trial... something something Libby defense introduces damning evidence something something Cheney's handwritten notes implicate Bush directly in Plame outing something something OH MY GOD MOONINITES ARE ATTACKING BOSTON LOOK OVER THERE!!!
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I just watched a Fox news report and it cracked me up seeing the cops blow up a mooninite!
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"Something something Libby defense introduces damning evidence something something Cheney's handwritten notes implicate Bush directly in Plame outing something something." Damn, you sound like you're actually quoting from Fitzgerald's testimony.
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...the ATHF terror scare to distract from the Libby situation, but the truth is far more frightening. Bush believes the Mooninites are attacking us and pose a credible threat to our way of life. There's a reason he wanted the space program kicked back into gear, and its because there's oil under them thar moon rocks.
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I could care less what I trot out. After coming off after talkbacks involving Simpsons and The Office, all with nerds saying about how it's not as funny as it once was. I mean, The Office has only been on for three fucking seasons, and it peaked??!! Listen, I'm very proud that you passed your college course on physics, and your professor must have been thrilled with your term paper on how The Dark Tower book 18 wasn't as good as The Dark Tower book 2 because your eyes got accustomed to King's writing. Tell me, Mr. Wizard, what is the equation that allows for a small, undersexed portion of the population come to a website to talk about how much this sucks, how that isn't as good anymore, and yet ignore the flaws in their own lives? You let the William Street crew worry about the funny, and they'll let you worry about whether table four has their breadsticks.
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City of BOSTON shut down for 4 hours today due to attacks by ATHF promotional items left hanging near bridge. LOL funny. The first news I turned on was CNN and they had a 6 screen camera view of the events in Boston, I turned to FOX and Cavuto was on wall street doing intervews on the economy with nothing about Boston . CNN was doing damage controll because they are part of the Cartoon Network family. Why all the Fox bashing on this site? Later in the day Fox covered the story as something funny and showed the little cartoon guy on the "bomb" flipping the "Bird". It was 30 minutes into the CNN report (2:30 pm) before they even said it wasn't a real attack. Still funny that these items were up for weeks before anyone noticed : )
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Jan 31, 2007 7:11:17 PM CST
No wonder goverment agencies have trouble...
by judge dredds dirty undies
capturing terrorists if the they think a fucking mooninite is a bomb.
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Huh-huh... maybe.. huh.. your name should be... GAY RAMMER... huh-huh... No, but seriously? Come on. Beavis and Buttheads? Can't you think of a reference from this decade? Besides, most of the dumbshitmoron types I show ATHF (or anything else on [as]) to are more dumbfounded than anything. "Uhhhhhhh...... wait... huh??" I find this show works best with intelligent 18-25 y/o's that can appreciate absurd, bizarre humor (read: stoners). Oh, and tell me, how can a 'catchphrase' be 'random'? Isn't the point of a catchphrase that they use the same phrase over and over, in an attempt to set up a running gag? If it's random every time.. as in, the characters always say something different in each episode... I believe that's called 'dialogue'. So here, let me rewrite your comment for your. "This show is only funny to Harold and Kumar pothead college students because they're too stoned to care that there is basically no plot, just a lot of funny dialogue and shit blowing up." Don't worry, I take no offense.
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Mooninites rule. The Gov should be hanging it's head in shame. What a waste of my tax dollar. Go catch a serial killer, or douche bag rapist, or why not shut down the meth epidemic and associated crime wave. Nope, we're busy catching Mooninites, Hoo-rah!
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That's the color black on your threat level color coding chart. It's right above red.
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Apparently, the White House is claiming that the moon is chock full o' WMD's like the QUAD GLACIER!
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SQUIDBILLIES, when given a chance (which at first I did not) is a clever and entertaining (if somewhat stupid...but this IS Adult Swim) little show. Early, Dan Halen and the Sheriff Clones in particular are just plain fuckin' funny. ROBOT CHICKEN, meanwhile...I don't dislike the show, but it seems like its entertainment value is based more on "Hey! I remember *Insert Pop Culture Reference*!!!" Than actual humor. It's like the Adult Swim equivalent of "Epic Movie." Can you believe how many idiots went to see that POS? Jesus.
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Massachusetts is the bluest state, run by a legislature in the 90 percentile range. All that yap about our state having Republican leadership is hogwash considering how the legislature can get anything they want when they vote in a bloc, as they often do.W is shredding the constitution, right? Then why am I paying for toll plazas along the turnpike since they have paid for themselves since 1983?W is shredding the constitution, right? Then why did my referendum vote to decrease state income tax from 5.35% to 5.00% in 2000 result in a 5.35% level in the here and now?W is shredding the constitution, right? Then why is the 170,000 strong petition to put a question about homosexual marriage on the ballot outright ignored by the legislative and administrative offices?Yes, W is shredding the constitution, yet the bluest of states in the 90 percentile range for Democrats prove otherwise. If we had it all figured out, as Democrats would have us believe, then we wouldn't be the laughing stock of the rest of the country, two-marketing weeks running.All you who bitched and moaned about how Bush fucked up Katrina (despite the ineptitude of local first responders), apparently it is the same in my home town. Trust me. Before the day is out, Bush WILL be responsible for the Aqua Team Hunger Force movie marketing ploy.
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IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING MOONINITES!
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Shame on me for not reading TB before posting, but -- my MA ruling body made fools of themselves about 5 hours before this writing. That shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone unless you're a liberal, of course. Trust me, most of you WILL be laughing about Turner's response and the overall aftermath by this time tomorrow. Keep voting Democrat!!
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When it comes to civil war, we're right there, baby!
UKRAINE -- We're in there!
SOMALIA -- We're in there!
LIBERIA -- We're (ready to go) in there!
DARFUR -- We're (ready to go) in there!
IRAQ -- Uhm, Ah, Err...
Nothing is more transparent than senator Joe Biden bitching about how we need more troops over there, quoting media whore John McCain in the process, then Biden himself authors a bill of "displeasure" about the troop increase, meanwhile the senate backs up Petreaus being in charge of the surge -- the guy that wrote the book on counter-insurgency through overwhelming force!!You can't make this stuff up!!But by all means, keep voting Democrat... -
The other day in a forum someone was wondering what an Internet Troll was. I need to send that person a message to read the Immortal_Phish's posts. It's an ATHF talkback, why are you suddenly obsessing with this politcal shit? Aren't there websites devoted to politics where you can pick your lame fights?
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All will be clear in tomorrow's news cycle. Just google '+MA +"aqua teen"' I assure you.BTW, it's Immortal_FISH. As I once heard, nothing matters as long as they get your name right.PS: Relevance aside, I can't get a single Democrat to counter the cold, hard facts I mentioned. After all, it's W that is shredding the constitution, right? Why is it that I must listen to that, meanwhile facts in my home state prove otherwise?
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Harry Weinstein's wannabe clever rant at 4:32:10 concerning Scooter Libby sounds awfully familiar...oh yeah, it was a David Cross routine aired endlessly on HBO. Don't have anything against you bro, but, seriously, come clean...unless, YOU ARE David Cross in which case, What's up, Man-Big fan! Also, Plame's a cunt. Thank you.
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Keep voting Mooninite. See if we don't have little blinking lights on every street corner by Monday morning. I call a pre-emptive strike on the moon, just in case. If we remove the moon master, the rest will fall in line. While we're at it, let's blow up Alderaan too.
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Millions of people are idiots. That's why in MY state, people voted for the insane, inexperienced, inexplicable Republican Governator despite the "fact" that we're a largely "liberal and Democratic" state. No, those dummies just wanted a movie star running the show, except at least Reagan, for all of his flaws, usually stuck to his guns. Ol' Governator shifts with the wind these days since his "What Would W Do" policies ran into that approval rating wall and he panicked.
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Just because only %36 of mooninites approve of the new Aqua Teens, does that mean %64 approve of NOT the new Aqua Teens? Think about it.
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You live in Mass!?! That's beautiful! I hope it eats you alive. Rage on brother!
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...BORING!!! Who cares about this dung?
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Those jackasses in Boston should have the book thrown at them. What absolute retards.
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We in the UK weren't even that bad when the Oirish were bombing England on a semi regular basis! One terrorist attack in the US and even cartoon characters are evil!!!!!!!!!!!
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...and blew out the support beams on those bridges and overpasses, then all you thinking this was funny would be screaming that Bush, the Boston police, Homeland Security and the Wizard of Oz weren't doing their job and should be fired/impeached/beheaded. All Cartoon Network had to do was get permission and pay a fee to hang those signs. That's it! Tell the city what they are putting up and where they're hanging them. Then none of this would of happened. But, then again...the show would not be getting the attention it is just in time for the upcoming feature film. I hope those marketing tards get some jail time. They either sealed a terrible fate for the show (look for some reactionaries call for it to be pulled from the airwaves) or have opened up to a whole new, huge audience. Either way, jail time for the marketing morons. And now if only there was a way to convince authorities that the marketing people responsible for those Carl's Jr/Hardee's comercials should be shot on sight! Especially everyone involved in the Philly Cheesesteak burger ads...I want them dead. Now those are marketing people in the need of five-across-the-eyes!
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Feb 01, 2007 6:11:50 AM CST
What fucking terrorist is going to make a bomb...
by judge dredds dirty undies
with a pixelated character flipping people off? Seriously, people who thought these things were bombs are fucking retarded, they are the ones who should be locked up.
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I maybe wrong, but I don't think that any of the IRA bombs they planted in the UK had the pixelated version of a dancing leprechun on the front it!! They just planted bombs that would be left untouched so they would go off....ya know, like every other fucking explosive device ever fucking laid!!!!! An IRA bomb in a satchel atached to a bike went off not 10 miles from where I live about 12 years ago. It did not play fucking jingle bells!!! Sheesh!!
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What's it like to have run out of intellectual options for discussion before the discussion's begun? I'm going to make a couple of educated guesses about you. Not the sort of common generalizations you're throwing out about talkbackers, but actual assumptions based on what you've revealed so far about yourself. First, you're in high school. Or the best years of your life were and your brain didn't absorb a single bit of new information after Junior year. Second, you are terribly insecure about your personal preferences when it comes to entertainment, needing others to share your views in order to reaffirm and reinforce them for you. Hence, the overt hostility toward anyone who disagrees with any statement you make. Third, you are also insecure about your station in life. Either you have no idea what you're going to do after graduation or (assuming you're only stuck in those awkward years on a mental level) you just haven't made much of yourself in the professional world. Hence all the absurd jibes about breadsticks (do they even have Internet connections at restaurants that the employees can access all day long? I'm asking you because I suspect you would know). Fourth, you're probably insecure about a lot of other things, including your own sexuality, but that's neither here nor there. However, since we're on the subject: lastly, you aren't getting any. At all. I find the more times someone uses the verb "fuck" in conversation, the less likely they are to be using it as a verb in physical practice. Go on, tell me I'm wrong. You know you need to.
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Man, i'm gonna have to come and lay on your couch. Maybe you can get me to kick this habit I have of knocking one off the wrist everytime someone mentions taffy!!!!
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But for your case, I'd prescribe a blunt, two Halloween-sized bags of Laffy Taffy and a marathon of the Roseanne show. I promise you will never associate the word taffy with a sexual impulse again. Possible side effects may include hypersensitivity to artificial grape, banana and strawberry flavors, as well as the uncontrollable urge to tell bad jokes in awkward situations and an decreased appreciation for John Goodman. A "morning-after" dose of The Big Lebowski should clear up that last symptom, though. Good luck.
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How does it feel to base your self-worth on derogatory comments aimed at people you've never met and creators who have accomplished more than you ever will? Maybe you don't work at a restaurant, perhaps you're one of the many who come here that work in a cubicle and waste time and resources, or perhaps you sell comic books on eBay, in-between vigorous masturbating sessions. Ah yes, insult my perceived station in life, my sexuality, my lack of income. How ironic that for someone to deride my initial comments as cliche, chooses to use the most cliched method of defense. I suggest a good, hard look in the mirror, friend, and perhaps suggest that the internet physician heal thyself. And for the record, someone using phrases involving delicious frustration shouldn't be throwing around homoerotic accusations. Sounds to me like that mouth isn't exactly an unwelcome home to dick, but that's neither here nor there.
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Just so there's no confusion, no, actually I'm definitely not David Cross. I don't have HBO and the last HBO special I saw of his was in the 90s - Clinton era, for those with short memories. He's a funny guy, though. No, my "rant" is simple fucking observation - if it's an observation that David Cross also made, perhaps it's because IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. I don't care if Plame's a cunt or not, or even if Libby is GUILTY or not. That's hardly the point. The point is that phony terror scares and bad news for Bush go together like peanut butter and jelly, so if you see a phony terror scare, you should instinctively pay closer attention to the Chimp. If David Cross said it first, I tip my hat to David Cross. Great minds think alike.
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...you actually started out trying the high-road there but fell off immediately. Tough break. If my incisive comments bit too close to your core (or is that too homoerotic an image for you...making you even more uncomfortable, maybe?), then I suggest you not bluster into talkback throwing around the same tired, puerile, revealing insults. Your unoriginality staggers me. I'll gladly check the mirror after I'm done holding it up for you. I always check my teeth after chewing up something that thinks its tough. For now, I leave you with verification of your own words: you truly don't care what you trot out in talkback. It shows. Good luck in life, you scared, confused little man. You're going to need all you can get.
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who f'ing knows if you ripped off David Cross. No way to really know is there? These leaps in logic are hilarious though. You AND Cross are wrong. Everything's a fucking conspiracy. Fact is ,like someone said, these Mininites, or whatever, have been around for awhile, yet, Boston MA (90% liberal state)has been the only state to overreact. Why? Probably because of Fat-tongued backward ass fuck head Mayor Tom Menino. There's your answer. If this had occured in Florida (where Jeb Bush holds court) then your little conspiracy might hold water. Otherwise, watch out for those black helicopters. Thank you.
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Boston, your city government has set new standards for ineptitude. The fact that you're actually arresting people over this just amplifies the stupidity, and is obviously payback for exposing massive ineptitude. Is this really the city of the Boston Tea Party, arresting people for putting up signs with blinking lights? Very Soviet of you. Sure, I can understand that your average Joe Shithead might think "TERRA BOMB OMG" but anyone with enough training to be on a bomb squad in the first place could tell you in thirty seconds or less that that's not a fucking bomb. Apparently there's nobody on your bomb squad with that sort of training. The Keystone Cops look like Navy SEALS compared to the travesty in Beantown that jumped off yesterday. Can't believe it was Boston of all cities to go out like that. Clearly, if you don't need to even do anything to make a major US city shit its pants, then by definition the War on Terror is lost, because terror certainly carried the day yesterday. Terrorism is rounding up people in America for putting up signs with lights on them. Fuck that shit. That's paranoia, not security.
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How unbelievably stupid of my beloved city.
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Home to political diatribes in a story not very political (and by not very political, I mean not political at all), and a bizarre fight between Childe roland and Nutsack Memories (what the...?) that started with classical TB themes and ended so gay as to think that one of them didn't pull out of the other last week and made a mess. Still better than any thread involving Transformers and/or "awesome" catchphrases such as "BSB SAYS ____", "___ GOTTA EAT", and "____ IS THIS YEARS LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!".
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Consider all the cred gained in The Departed revoked.
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...is it truly the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown? That is the ultimate test, I think.
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..turn into Dick Nixon. And if those were actual bombs, isn't it scarier that no one noticed them in any of the TEN DIFFERENT CITIES ACROSS THE NATION for TWO WEEKS? Yea. I think 'ineptitude' is quite the right word. And I'm not blaming Bush. Just the people he employs. =D
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There's no way to really know if you're the type of tranny who likes it when fat male prostitutes shit in your mouth -- but if you say that you are not any of the above, I have no reason to doubt it, because most people simply aren't trannies who like it when fat male prostitutes shit in their mouths. Similarly, most people, notably including myself, are not David Cross - though if I was, I'd probably have better things to do with my time than post in AICN talkbacks, although that's only speculation, since I'm not David Cross, I don't know David Cross (though ironically, I know a person who's hung out with him on a couple of occasions), and I don't know what he does in his down time. The only thing funnier than those who cling blindly to conspiracy theory is those who cling blindly to coincidence theory, that just because one event predictably and repeatably follows another, there cannot be a connection because the implications of the connection would displease you. The only black helicopters I've ever seen were on TV and in movies. My favorite was BLUE THUNDER, it had titties and Malcolm McDowell in it. Weren't no titties in AIRWOLF, not in American broadcasts at least.
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couldn't resist, sorry.
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