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Samoan Joe Says AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS Is A Hell Of A Freak Out (With Herbal Enhancement)!!

Merrick here...

We've run a a few other reviews of this film (HERE and HERE), all of which said pretty much the same thing: this movie kind of sucks.

Samoan Joe, a long-time AICN reader & self-professed fan of ATHF sent in his thoughts. He didn't dislike it as much as the reviews linked above; he found the film disappointing but still good for a few laughs...

While I was definitely disappointed, I still liked it better than previous reviewers on your site. The movie plays like a very long Aqua Teen episode- entertaining, unpredictable and at times mind-bogglingly bizarre. The film-makers were evidently not willing to sacrifice any of the show's insanity for the sake of a more mainstream audience. That's cool and all, but it would have been nice if the movie had made at least a little bit of sense.

The plot itself is hardly worth explaining (not sure if I understood it anyway). Suffice to say it involves time travel, aliens and an apocalyptic exercise machine called the "Insanoflex." It also makes a half-hearted attempt to explain the origin of the Aqua Teens. As you might expect, many of the shows more popular supporting characters make appearances, including the Mooninites, the Plutonians, MC Pee Pants, Professor Strange and others. I was irritated by the absence of the Frat Aliens, especially during the scene when the Aqua Teens actually hang out in a college dorm room. The only prominent new character is an evil alien shaped like a watermelon, accompanied by a dude with a huge yellow drum set…yeah.

It's hard to imagine how an Aqua Teen neophyte would even judge a movie like this—there are about 30 complete "What the fuck?!" moments, no actual plot, and no effort at all to have anything make sense. The reaction of one person I watched the movie with, who was not familiar with the show: "I can't believe this is a real movie." I agree. It's totally ridiculous that somebody is willing to distribute this thing.

That said, it was definitely good for some laughs, and along with some herbal enhancement it made for one hell of a freak out. Also, seeing it on the big screen would add a lot to the overall experience and diminish the sense that it's just a bunch of episodes strung together.

If nothing else, this movie will likely go down in history as one of the flat-out weirdest things ever released in theaters, which I think makes it a worthwhile endeavor. As far as staying true to the show, fans should have nothing to complain about. But for those unfamiliar with the show, be warned: You may find yourself walking out of the theater in disgust. I suggest watching a few episodes first to decide if this sort of thing is up your alley. If it is, then spark one up and prepare for some seriously mind-blowing befuddlement.

If you use this review, please call me Samoan Joe.

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Really not looking forward to this
by BannedOnTheRun
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:18:37 PM
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
by Mastashake
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:19:32 PM
Does Meatwad Do It With Diora Baird?
by Kirbymanly
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:20:16 PM
Great, $50 for 'enhancement' and $10 for the movie
by Baron Karza
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:25:16 PM
Opening Weekend = 4.20 million
by PervOmatic
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:29:56 PM
Pwned
by Mastashake
Jan 23rd, 2007
05:40:04 PM
The Innocent Shall Suffer
by Virtual Satyr
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:08:41 PM
I will watch this
by purplemonkeydw
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:11:33 PM
FRYLOCK GOTTA EAT!!!
by hotsoup99
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:31:40 PM
The first five minutes...
by BabatuFerguson
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:35:02 PM
I hate when reviewers try to make themselves cooler
by chrth
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:35:17 PM
I love this show, but don't know if I could take
by modlight
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:43:06 PM
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN
by Napolean Solo
Jan 23rd, 2007
06:45:06 PM
This movie is a documentary
by The Goat
Jan 23rd, 2007
07:30:33 PM
ADULT SWIM GOTTA EAT
by Finchmeister
Jan 23rd, 2007
08:07:19 PM
Um, do non-stoners actually watch ATHF?
by Nate Champion
Jan 23rd, 2007
08:30:31 PM
i wish
by roccotheripper
Jan 23rd, 2007
08:42:39 PM
What would be cool is if the film was 90 min long
by Doctor_Sin
Jan 23rd, 2007
08:43:42 PM
the flat-out weirdest things ever released in theaters
by PurityOfEssence
Jan 23rd, 2007
09:00:05 PM
Too Soon!
by HOTDOGVNDR
Jan 23rd, 2007
09:21:34 PM
You can not get good weed for 50 dollars.
by Winterchili
Jan 23rd, 2007
09:37:03 PM
Yeah, $50...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 23rd, 2007
09:41:48 PM
nine pound hammer!
by yeah i'm a jerk!
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:16:22 PM
RE: Baron Karza
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:26:09 PM
ATHF has lost its way
by mrmgp
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:29:10 PM
where the fuck is my Metalocalypse movie!!
by Akuma No Uta
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:37:33 PM
This guy calls himself an ATHF fan.....
by Fryman86
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:41:12 PM
Behold! I have lost weight!
by mustang_dvs
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:51:31 PM
$50?
by tbransonlives
Jan 23rd, 2007
10:58:59 PM
Funny
by mparke2
Jan 23rd, 2007
11:23:12 PM
weed for 50 bucks??
by gingersoll
Jan 24th, 2007
12:43:28 AM
all I really know of the drug trade...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jan 24th, 2007
01:04:22 AM
I refuse to participate in an ATHF talkback
by MasterShake
Jan 24th, 2007
01:33:31 AM
non stoners
by Westonian
Jan 24th, 2007
01:38:07 AM
Fuck anyone who needs shit to always make sense
by ScienceMan
Jan 24th, 2007
02:57:16 AM
$50 for weed?
by DirkD13"
Jan 24th, 2007
03:12:10 AM
Frisky Dingo > ATHF
by onemanarmy
Jan 24th, 2007
03:24:51 AM
People who revied this movie badly
by ivehadsex
Jan 24th, 2007
07:04:54 AM
Frisky Dingo would not exist without ATHF
by triplefive
Jan 24th, 2007
07:07:35 AM
and $50 for an 1/8th of cryp is about right
by triplefive
Jan 24th, 2007
07:12:26 AM
I'm wating for the Metamorpho Movie
by Snookeroo
Jan 24th, 2007
07:41:20 AM
I'm also waiting for an edit option on this talkback.
by Snookeroo
Jan 24th, 2007
07:42:44 AM
Smoking weed to 'improve' a film is like...
by Doctor_Sin
Jan 24th, 2007
07:49:13 AM
But does it deliver the goods?
by WildcatWildcat
Jan 24th, 2007
07:53:45 AM
smoking weed to 'improve' a film is like...
by BendersShinyAss
Jan 24th, 2007
08:19:23 AM
I'm a non-weed smoker
by Virtual Satyr
Jan 24th, 2007
08:28:27 AM
Who the happy fuck is Professor Strange?
by Childe Roland
Jan 24th, 2007
11:05:16 AM
Ugliest chick at the party leaves with the smartest guy
by Harry Weinstein
Jan 24th, 2007
11:11:09 AM
"If it is, then spark one up"
by tHEmOOG
Jan 24th, 2007
12:28:53 PM
Harry Weinstein
by ScienceMan
Jan 24th, 2007
12:30:06 PM
And whoever posted above is right...
by Childe Roland
Jan 24th, 2007
12:39:06 PM
Who the hell deals $10 bags? 6th graders?
by Baron Karza
Jan 24th, 2007
01:43:06 PM
Winterchili, future others...
by Prague23
Jan 24th, 2007
02:18:29 PM
Thank God for California and Proposition 215
by ScienceMan
Jan 24th, 2007
05:16:07 PM
I don't know..
by Ironmuskrat
Jan 24th, 2007
05:23:45 PM
This will be better than Little Miss Sunshine
by MontyPigeon
Jan 24th, 2007
05:59:14 PM
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!!!
by Darth_Gonz
Jan 24th, 2007
11:25:00 PM
I guess I was trying to make the analogy
by Doctor_Sin
Jan 25th, 2007
12:04:57 AM
Adult swim
by kingoflight
Jan 25th, 2007
04:03:32 AM
50 bucks...
by nexus420
Jan 25th, 2007
07:26:31 AM
I smoked a bunch of weed and got shitty drunk...
by Harry Weinstein
Jan 25th, 2007
11:23:24 AM
If Grindhouse
by Napoleon Park
Jan 25th, 2007
05:16:55 PM
It works for a stoned 20 mins
by TheFunkyEnigma
Jan 25th, 2007
08:56:55 PM
you can't just decide. that is between me and god!
by ashhole
Jan 25th, 2007
10:59:01 PM
RE: triplefive
by onemanarmy
Jan 26th, 2007
12:50:23 AM
Brobdingnag
by ScienceMan
Jan 26th, 2007
11:50:51 AM
Dr. Rockso
by Akuma No Uta
Feb 3rd, 2007
10:45:22 AM
why not cms
by ph5stq
Feb 8th, 2007
09:40:53 AM

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