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Silver Surfer's Got Nards!!

Merrick here...
...with what is certainly one of the strangest AICN posts ever (and that says quite a bit). Earlier this afternoon, a reader sent in an image highlighting what he claimed was the Silver Surfer's chromy nut sack. He said this screen grab came from the currently posted trailer for FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER. Initially, I had my doubts -- who wouldn't? It HAD to be fake. I mean, the notion of Surfer cruising around with his metallic junk swinging in the wind just didn't make a whole lot of sense. Finally, curiosity got the best of me (it wasn't the homo-erotic kind of curiosity...not that there's anything wrong with that), so I jumped to the QuickTime HD version of the trailer and started frame-by-framing through the scene in question. And, sure enough, there it was...the Silver Surfer's shiny package!
At first, no one believed me. But then I showed Harry -- and suddenly the potentially mad rantings of a crackpot reader with way too much Photoshop on his hands became post worthy. I then showed it to a close friend at another site, who was amazed that the story was so easily corroborated. You can see for yourself (you know you want to) HERE! Shows up 'round 1:02-1:04 on the timecode -- it's when the Surfer is fly-surfing towards us in the first part of the tunnel sequence. Testicular attributes are not evident in the rest of the Silver Surfer sequences we've seen thus far, so I'm assuming this matter is akin to the infamous "Jessica Rabbit has no panties" frames in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? I.e. something animators sneaked in (momentarily) just for kicks...and just to see if anyone would notice. If you're not familiar with what I'm talking about, HERE'S MORE INFORMATION (scroll down to the "Additional Information" header for some hot frame grabs..."grabs" seems like the wrong word in this context). All of this happened as Harry and I were debating an another e-mail, sent by a long time reader named BLooD-HuNTER. BLooD-HuNTER sent along some pictures of the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 motorcycle Ludacris paid around $120,000 to customize. BLooD-HuNTER says no one's seen this motorcycle yet except for Ludacris, and the people who put it together for him. We were debating if this was "cool news" in the AICN sense...and then the balls I'm not sure a final determination was made about Ludacris' ride. But, in a reality where the Silver Surfer's stuff gets its own headline...why the hell not? See the motorcycle HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE. I guess now we know what they mean by "Rise" of the Silver Surfer!? I'm sorry...but somebody had to say it.
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  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:34 p.m. CST


    by cerebulon

    or am i?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Bat nipples

    by FlowCytometer

    for the 21st century?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:41 p.m. CST


    by Turd Furgeson


  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:45 p.m. CST

    MAKE IT SO ...

    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    i too have silver balls

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Looks like he has a sack but no wang

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies


  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Him's Got Balls

    by DrTobiasFunke

    Wow. I would've never picked up on this. Mostly because looking for a guy's sack is the absolute last thing I'd ever do. Must be someone at Fox's idea of a joke (to which I say kudos!).

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Yeah, but could he snarf a dinosaur?

    by S-Mart shopper

    Silver Taint without a doubt.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:59 p.m. CST

    So the big question...

    by Nodwick

    Can you tell what religion he is?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST


    by Fridge

    I'm very dissapointed with the lack of silver in those balls.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST


    by Nodwick

    Is this what he means by "wielding the power cosmic?"

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Uh, actually....this Bud's for AICN

    by Ninja Nerd

    Because it looks more like a beer can than a wang dang doodle or nards. I didn't go freeze frame the trailer, so maybe it is. But the beer can is funnier. Anheiser-Busch gotta eat!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST


    by veebeeyes

    Am I supposed to be impressed? I've got bigger balls than that. Would be cool if mine were silver though.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Nosferatu Jones

    by wash

    Your post is useless without a link.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST


    by thatpeterguy

    Like two little eggshells. I think we can all relax now knowing that this movie is in good hands.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST

    If By Ludacris You Mean

    by georges garvaren

    ludicrous and this is in reference to the ludicrous thought that a motorcycle is even slightly “cool news” in the AICN sense.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST

    That's a stretch.

    by jimmy_009

    While it looks like a 'bulge', it's not different the bulge you see in any superhero movie where the hero wears spandex or rubber. I'm willing to bet it's just the way the light is reflecting on the metal that's got your 8th brains in a tizzy.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST


    by jimmy_009

    8th grade brains that is.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:10 p.m. CST


    by veebeeyes

    Funnily enough, I actually WAS lloking for genitalia when I watched the trailer. Not because I want to see them, it just makes sense that he'd have a cock and balls, and I was interested in how they'd get around showing them. It's like in Terminator 2. When the T-100 is in human form, it's pretty clear that he has a penis. But when he turns all silvery, his penis disappears. WHY? I'm not gay or anything, but I like looking out for this stuff because it doesn't make sense and I find it funny.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Ludacris actually makes Tim Story's FF seem cool

    by Harry Weinstein

    Nothing pertaining to Ludacris is cool news. Even a metallic nutsac from a travesty of a comic book franchise is cooler.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Silver surfers testicles gotta eat

    by hiperaktiv

    or something, i dunno.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Silver huh!

    by bee152

    Makes my brass ones seem worthless. I'm feeling a bit inadequate here.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    blue balls...

    by Seph_J

    ... are nothing. SILVER balls are a whole new, errr... ball game.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:35 p.m. CST

    So, for the foley artist on FF2...

    by Nodwick

    Will it sound like two shot-put in a sock, or more like bells when the Surfer walks/runs?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:36 p.m. CST




  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:38 p.m. CST

    I don't think so...

    by SenseiJJ

    If you move ahead in the trailer to about 1:10-ish, when he is upside down under the board and looking back... he is quite clearly a "Ken doll". Either this is just people seeing something through the power of suggestion, or at MOST just a couple of frames added to the trailer by an artist with too much time, and too small a sense of humor.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Silver balls, silver balls...

    by Sledge Hammer's surfing time in the city.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:40 p.m. CST

    You're right SenseiJJ

    by jimmy_009

    Immature virgins want to see a man's package where there is none. "It makes me laugh to see Silver Surfers nads!" Get a life people.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:49 p.m. CST

    TOO SMALL!!!

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:53 p.m. CST

    The Surf Board is the disembodied member...

    by George Newman


  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Merrik, you post this shit, yet y'all ignore...

    by Shermdawg

    my proof back in the day of a Sentinel in X3? (I was right about that btw.)<br><br>Oh, and don't even get me started on the Spidey 3 teaser image. ;)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:55 p.m. CST

    No one has linked those Jessica Rabbit pictures yet...

    by DanielKurland

    come on.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:58 p.m. CST

    This Story is as Gay as the Rocky III Training Montage

    by Wed Vid Guy

    No really.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:59 p.m. CST


    by Shermdawg


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Silver balls gotta eat...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Or something.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Wake me when any similar Jessica Alba pics surface?

    by wackybantha

    By the way, GO BEARS!!!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:16 a.m. CST

    IE7 Fix...

    by Antz called Firefox.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:21 a.m. CST

    20th Century Fox Presents: The Silver Dick

    by jegoing74

    I guess now we know the real reason Story named it "Rise of the Silver Surfer".

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:28 a.m. CST

    Seriously Talk Backers Respond B/C I want to know...

    by BGDAWES

    I honestly liked this preview. I thought it was really cool and I didn't see the first FF movie, despite that it was my favorite comic as a kid, because I heard it was so awful. But this trailer looks so awesome b/c the Silver Surfer kicks so much ass - that said, are you betting that the studio will destory this great story or will this be the first time a sequal actually redeems a franchise?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:32 a.m. CST

    The Silver Cock

    by mrbong

    I was never much of a fan of the FF or the Surfer as a kid, but i am delighted to learn that at least one of them has a cock, and I am sure this will help the film do ever so well in Germany.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:37 a.m. CST

    This thread sucks

    by huserzem

    are we ignoring the fact that the only reason this story was posted was so we could make juvenile jocks about silver genitalia

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:40 a.m. CST

    I hope "Rise of the Silver Surfer" doesn't mean..

    by Vim Fuego

    What I think it means. It might be the onl way I can get my wife to a SuperHero movie though. Apparently they're "Not Real", although Stuart Little is perfectly acceptable viewing.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Some people have too much time on their hands

    by acroyear77

    To obsess over this shit.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:48 a.m. CST

    Spidey 3 thread is done, here's what I had for Moriarty

    by S-Mart shopper

    Didn't AICN just post the Silver Surfers BALLS?<p> I understand the porn thing and to a degree I understand the posting-4-postings sake, but come on. You guys let phartegodd and other trolls swing away, starting flame wars. This site is entertainment for the people who visit and more so for those who post. Again I understand limits, but Silver Surfers Nutsack? Feel free to banish away I won't look at it as personal.TOO SILVER, TOO SMALL!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Nards? WTF are nards?

    by half vader

    Nads, sure, but whoever heard of gonards? <p> As for photoshoppery, nope. A couple of frames later (yes I frame-by-framed it and I'm secure enough to admit it) you can see the outline of his leg again and not just the dark reflection. Was it worth posting, hell yes. I never thought we'd see a topic even more hilarious than the too silver/T2 TB. Excellent! As Beavis would say, that guy's got nads!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:05 a.m. CST

    They needed to match his eys

    by thebearovingian

    Let's hope they didn't add the hair down there like they did with the eyelashes. It appears that the SS also has a chromed out 6 pack. Where's his third nipple?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:09 a.m. CST

    about should read "eyes"

    by thebearovingian

    but I'm sure you figured that out, you magnificent bastard geniuses!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:10 a.m. CST

    above should read "above"

    by thebearovingian


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:20 a.m. CST

    I'm sorry, but his 'junk'...

    by Dr Gregory House TOO silver

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Well I am glad I didn't go to bed early...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    I would have missed this news...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:36 a.m. CST

    they threw in some Homoeroticism for Harry's review...

    by datachasm

    'tis true!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:45 a.m. CST

    S Mart...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... there's a pretty huge difference between Merrick running a nards joke and full-blown hardcore "lick my clit" pornography. As I said... we have a forum for that, but underneath a SPIDER-MAN article is hardly the proper time or place.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:48 a.m. CST


    by drew mcweeny

    ... I hope this does turn out to be a significant jump from the first film in terms of quality. I like that they're doing the Surfer this time out, and I genuinely dig the trailer. <P>One of the things I enjoy these days is playing trailers on the computer for my boy and seeing what he likes. He absolutely loves the Surfer and goes crazy every time we play this one. Looks like I'll be seeing FF2 in the theaters after all.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:50 a.m. CST


    by Kubla_Khan

    "Behold his coming, world! I am the Herald of Galac...woah! Is that Jessica Alba? DAMN!"

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:51 a.m. CST

    big deal

    by Gh0ulardi

    its just a cod-piece shape... no more bulge than a ken doll. if that tiny bulb looks anotomically correct to u guys than i feel sorry for ur significant other... u guys want surfer to be a eunuch?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:52 a.m. CST

    wow i can spell 'eunuch' but

    by Gh0ulardi

    wow i can spell 'eunuch' but not 'then'

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:02 a.m. CST

    It's longer than that

    by quentintarantado

    I see his nuts in the scene where he melts through his surfboard and hangs upside down then melts back up. Yeah, beer can describes it. Would it shoot mercury?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:06 a.m. CST

    The Silver Bullet

    by buffywrestling

    Only one question concerns me: Does it vibrate?Ï

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:04 a.m. CST

    He's gonna teabag Sue Storm

    by godoffireinhell

    Oh my, the slash fiction this will spawn.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    This is not ghey . . .

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    THIS IS GHEY . . .

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    No spaces in the link, btw.

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    Just so you know.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Didn't some Disney animators spell SEX in the Lion King

    by DirkD13"

    I've heard about it a couple of times, but I've never seen it. There's also supposed to be some suggestive shit said in the background of Aladdin or something too. I think it's all quite amusing to be honest.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:47 a.m. CST


    by BannedOnTheRun

    Like BGDawes, I never saw the first movie (though I was a fan of the comic in the '70s). But this looks really good; it's kind of cool to see the Surfer actually silver, as opposed to ink-on-newsprint silver. I like to look at shiny things!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:49 a.m. CST

    Hoping they...

    by Wogga Wogga

    make Alba invisible the WHOLE movie, as she's one miscast bug-eyed cunt. Too bad they cast her, but the blowjobs she's given the producers sadly secured her being implanted into the franchise. Her removal is more important than SS having sacks.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:20 a.m. CST

    This has limitless possibilities...

    by Angry Mean Panda

    Imagine, a quite literal dick measuring contest between Silver Surfer and Mister Fantastic, as ole Stretch uses his powers to make his dong as big as possible, but SS uses the Power Cosmic to make his cock the size of a small galaxy. It could be the defining special effects moment of this generation. Also, I hope Galactus has giant, planet sized balls as well. It would be awesome if his nutsack created it's own gravity.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Oh my gosh dag garnett.

    by Redfive!

    I wonder if he can shoot silver sperm out of that??,I mean posting a topic about this has got to be the work of an ubber star trek geek.WHO THE F**K CARES,and so ya know he use to be a man before the surfer.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:41 a.m. CST

    I hate myself

    by Mister Inbetween

    ...because this is one of my favorite talkbacks ever. Truly!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:46 a.m. CST

    I love how talkbackers are denouncing this

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    for being juvenile. As if most other talkbacks arent!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:18 a.m. CST

    Monster Squad is where Nards came from...

    by step

    Those those who don't remember Monster Squad is the source of the "Silver surfers got Nards!!!" line. Although originally it went like this: Kid 1: "Kick him in the nuts, kick him in the nuts!" Kid 2: "Wolf man aint got no nuts!" Kid 3 kicks wolf man in the groin who howls in pain. Kid 2: "The Wolf man's got NARDS!!!" If you ever wanted to see prepubscent american teens take on Dracula, Frankensteins monter, a wearwolf, a mummy and 3 vampire bitches then check out this "classic" of 80's cinema. PS it's also the only film I know of where an actual main character is simply refered to as "Scary German Guy" in the credits.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:27 a.m. CST

    The real question is...

    by Tallguyme

    Does his spunk look/act like liquid mercury?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:59 a.m. CST

    Snakes on a train Rising Nuts

    by Snikkar124

    Im jerking off....

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:03 a.m. CST

    Lion King and Aladdin

    by The Game Master

    For DirkD13, the Lion King's supposed "SEX" is indeed there, in the stars, but it actually spells "SFX", as an in-joke for the "special effects" team, buch like a "Hidden Mickey", and only wishful thinking sees the "F" turned into an "E". As for Aladdin, he (Aladdin) supposedly voiceovers "Rip her clothes off" when he's inching back from the tiger on the balcony, but I have an original VHS release before any recalls, and I've listened for it, but it's not there. However, the phalic tower for "The Little Mermaid" was indeed there, and it's easy enough to find with Google searching. How do I know these things? I'm an internet geek with too much time on his hands. Plus, I have to say this talkback, while juvinile, is frickin' hilarious! Now, what the hell is wrong with superhero movies? We strip the X-Men, Punisher and god knows who next of their classic costumes, and even joke about "yellow spandex" (Cyclops), and yet nipples on Batman and gnads on Surfer are considered "okay" by Hollywood? Ya know, I say let the heroes have their spandex and shorts. It hasn't exactly hurt sales for Spider-man or Superman. Hollywood execs like to ride the fence a lot, don't they? Let's take decades-proven-popular characters and strip them of half their identity because it might suggest homosexuality, but only half the time. I don't ride the fence. It makes my balls hurt (my silver balls).

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:10 a.m. CST

    These nuts deviate from the original source material!

    by Reelheed

    Childhood destroyed. That is all.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:21 a.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:43 a.m. CST

    Surfer to Sue: "I don't mean to be rude but......"

    by Doc_Strange

    "Do you suck balls?"

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:57 a.m. CST

    You guys have too much time on your hands.

    by squidman

    What's next a tireless frame-by-frame review of Phantom Menace looking for Jar-Jar's camel toe? Sheesh.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7 a.m. CST

    Y'mean like ball bearings ?

    by RobinP

    Of all the headlines I thought I'd be reading today - that one never occured.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:04 a.m. CST

    Man has penis..Woman has at 11

    by zekmoe

    Geesh, like anyone really cares. Stoopid Americans (from a resident of NY)

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:05 a.m. CST

    But does the carpet match the drapes?

    by ElPaw


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:53 a.m. CST

    That's not his nards

    by cornponious

    I believe that's just the muscles of his inner thigh. The reflection makes it looks like nards. I'm sorry to disappoint all of you budding homosexuals.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Not enough like the bulldog from Van Wilder.

    by CreasyBear


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Do you think...

    by TheBlackKnight

    that they'll give Dr. Doom a set of balls this time around? Har har har...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Angry Mean Panda

    by half vader

    Ha, that sounds like the 'King-Sized Canary" of superhero films! <p> Cornponious, it's been said. <p> Step, thanks for that, haven't seen it. I still don't get how gonads/nads turns into 'nards' though. I thought maybe it was an American thing, but even Beavis says nads.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:13 a.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    Mori-Deus here. good morning and I hope all's well. I'm attempting to be a good community member and move the spidey3 party to "the zone" but am unable to log-in. what am I doing wrong if I'm simply entering my UID and PW as normal? please feel free to email me at if needed. Thanks and sorry 'bout the mess.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:20 a.m. CST

    This is a funny talkback but....

    by snomusic

    each time I read a post where Jessica Alba is mentioned, I just dread the movie again. Of course I'll watch it but Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba had to be the worst casting decisios since Jennifer Garner destroying my pubescent childhood with her miscasting for Elektra. And I doubt they'll use John "The Ego" Byrne's great idea of using thousands of little invisible force balls to deter attackers. Gosh - what a striking piece of irony - Jessica would have been a more fitting casting choice for Elektra and ...nope, Garner woulda been bad for Sue Richards too. Jeez, I hate having my comics made into movies with a cracked lens...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:20 a.m. CST

    For those complaining they're too small...

    by Nodwick

    ...I'd say they're pretty decent-sized, considering he just came from space. The cold expanses between the stars have GOT to encourage shrinkage.<p>

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Doug Jones

    by Jared

    "Pan" opened at the Uptown in Mpls tonight and Doug Jones did an intro for the film and a Q and A after the showing. Someone asked about Fantastic 2 and he said the studio really took a lot of fan criticism to heart regarding Fantastic 1 and assured us that F2 will be a big improvement.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Well there goes my one wish about this site

    by emeraldboy

    that it would stop its headlong rush into the sewer. Goodbye Aint it cool it was nice knowing you. This is not news.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:22 a.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    I managed to figure it out, despite being from Houston of course.<p>In other news, I hope Silvey takes that wand and really puts a hurting on Sue. If he does, I won't wait for it on sir.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Norrin's Nads!

    by snomusic

    Suprisingly no-one said it so I had to. Or perhaps "Hand's off Sue - those are Shalla-Bal's balls."

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:36 a.m. CST

    emeraldboy and Tenenbaum

    by snomusic

    Get a sense of humor.<br> Tenenbaum, if you believe that, I hope you are never a victim of spousal abuse - you will be doomed to believing they've changed and keep going back to them for more lumps. It's not like they're recasting the Richards'. And the spray on gray temples is annoying as heck - Reed is just plain an older man - audiences could have handled that. Look at Cary Grant and his romancing the younger fact Cary probably would have made a good Reed. Jessica Alba and Chris Evans brother and sister?! Yeah, STEP brother and sister at the very closest.... And anyone saying I'm nitpicking, I don't feel I am - I know I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief but that shouldn't have to start with the actors to where I'm recasting in my mind. Then I'd be doing the job of the film-makers. Might as well stick to my comics.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:43 a.m. CST

    BSB-the zone is scary

    by Deus Vult

    BSB: our worthy mod mori asked we move the spidey3 party to the zone. I managed to realize you have to register and are then able to make your way through it. it's a scary place! names I don't recognize, topics I don't understand, strange organization of will we make that place a home?<p>In changing the topic here, amongst the general movie-going public (ie: my boss and vp), they're quite aware of ol' Silvy being in FF2 and are really excited about it, no matter how he looks. Odd that the general public would even know who he is!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Sorry - forgot to add...

    by snomusic

    That according to IMDb, "Julia Stiles, Kate Bosworth, Rachel McAdams, Elizabeth Banks, KaDee Strickland were considered for the role of Susan Storm/Invisible Woman." Except Bosworth - all would have been better casting choices, not to mention George Clooney being a much better choice. Though I doubt he would have had the balls (oops - just realized the irony of the talkback this is in) to take a chance on another superhero role.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Very Funny BSB

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    I was thinking the same thing about Galactus!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Shouldn't they be brass?

    by Big Bad Clone

    "...And maybe you could play with your silver cock and balls for Galactus. No? Well maybe you could play with your silver cock and balls later."

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Rise of the Silver Pervert...

    by PoweredUpPacman

    Put some PANTS on, for cryin' out loud!!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Agreed but check out the final spidey3 post from mori

    by Deus Vult

    whereby he politely asks us to move the party to the zone due the subject matter of our posts. mori has a hard job me thinks. b/w the wanna porn saga and harry's cum-spewing ass, its difficult to create a balance.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST


    by The Ghoul

    It is a difficult balance when there are no clearly stated guidelines for talkbacks.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Ghoul you are correct sir

    by Deus Vult

    It is indeed a difficult balance. however, I think the blame lays partly on us, as we encouraged the behavior in the spidey tb. but without any specific guidelines, it can be hard to know when you're out of line. anyway its cool mori/harry/merrick, we love and appreciate what you guys do for us. for free no less. <p>Ghoul, check out the spidey3 tb for more details.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:23 a.m. CST

    BringSexyBack - HEAR HEAR!!!

    by Cpt Kirks 2pay

    The Zone is full of crazy freaks I tell ya!! Very scary people - and very Rocky 3 bouffant gay too! Strange 'Organisation of subjects'. Too true, and we ain't talking about the toilets that we put the experimented people into either, in the Zone. Yeah, all those freaking Avs and Sigs, takes ages to download a page, let alone type in it. I turned mine off for a while. I say we all go over there and destroy that place. Then I... I mean, 'we' can finally rule that place. I swear with me, I mean 'us' in power, we could invite the likes of Jessica Alba and her cleavage(tm), Shania Twain, Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohands nip slips and nervous breakdowns, and ELLEN PAGE over to that place and have one great big partay. Remember, the Zone can be very much like having sex, in that you have to plug yourself in, press 'submit' a lot, play about with your 'Snake' on a Plane, oh and watch everyone have a big orgy as they 'post' into each other's 'box' as you sit and watch.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:25 a.m. CST


    by The Ghoul

    Thank you sir, may I have another angle.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:36 a.m. CST

    "Smooth as eggs"

    by Big Bad Clone

    Just needs a tattoo of Chappelle's face on each one

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:39 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You are one crazy mo-fo. And they don't even know the half of it.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Tried The Zone off and on...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...but don't like it. I enjoy funny avatars as much as the next person, but prefer mine not to be served along with a huge helping of cliquishness, standoffishness and snobbery. TalkBack is where it's at, baby. Give me week-long flame wars, puerile sex jokes, humorless obsessiveness over cinematic minutiae, hate, spite, venom, retarded catchphrases, trolls, geeks, morons, supremely punchable right and left wing extremist assholes and assorted troglodytes whose fucked-uppedness defies conventional description.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Damn, this is hilarious

    by Mr Incredible

    I needed a good laugh. Thank you.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Give the man some credit!

    by Jek Piggy Porkins

    Stunt Nuts: Johnny Knoxville

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:25 a.m. CST

    He's SILVER, eventually he'll reflect the face of Jesus

    by ETI

    This is stupid, really. Think for a moment, with random lighting people are going to see all kinds of things reflecting on him if they watch enough frames.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:25 a.m. CST

    No no no...

    by VoteRoslin08

    Silver Surfer has a package, as 'HE' should. Point to the drag queen/super hero that tucks it, and I'll buy the idea that they should have Ken-dolled the surfer... The silver surfer has a package... WOLF MAN's got nards! (PS: Creature stole my twinkie)

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:27 a.m. CST


    by Cpt Kirks 2pay

    Everything you say is RIGHT!!! DOCPAZAZU FOR ZONE PRESIDENT!!! Er... um... Damn. Fucking Irony!! Fucking Zone Orgy.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:31 a.m. CST

    PSS: My theory on 'Monster Squad'

    by VoteRoslin08

    Watch that movie again. 'Scary German Guy' is 'scary' cause he's a pedophile. This group of pre-teens (some of which smoke cigarettes... damn I love 80's movies) are trying to get the amulette and save the world, and this creepy 70-year-old keeps suggesting they all go back to his house for 'some pie'. THINK ABOUT IT!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    I do not feel that the above picture posted is appropriate.<p> Especially after the lecture i recieved in the spiderman thread,about there being children and professional readers here.<p>I think it is hypocrytical and unfair for Moriarty to come down on a group of us for "talking" about carnal relations,on this website, only to realize that there is a picture with male genetalia...there are children or underage teens on this site right?<p> I understand i got carried away indulging the boys,i admit my wrong. I did not know the rules between the TB's and "the zone" but now that i do i will follow them with an iron fist, but i expect that if my friends and i are to be come down on and lectured about it...that the mods also follow the rules...otherwise it is not about "right or wrong" and "rules" it is about power.<p> I hope that said power will not be abused and i will not be banned for speaking my mind and opinion, i hope that freedom of speech and the right to ask for the same respect that is demanded of us, followed as well. Moriarties message was taken in,and i am sorry for getting carried away. I would ask that the above material is taken down out of respect for your own rules being followed. I am sure there would be alot of outraged parents, if they saw that their young teens were looking at pictures of genetalia that were posted on this site. My point is erotica is an artform, and yes you are right there should be a place for it~not here~ but nudity also has its own place,and this is a site about movies,and just because it is a picture from a movie, does not mean it is appropriate to show his p*nis under the title "rise of the silver surfer" Fair is fair.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    He tasks me!

    by Babba-Booey

    So I downloaded the 720p version and it chokes my computer...sorry folks, i'm rockin' 2003 tech in my box. Tried the 480p version and scanned to infamous silver ball shot. blew it up and you know what...i don't think its a sack. i think its a quad muscle and its defining line with the adductores muscle. but, if you wanna have fantasies of seeing silver spauldings swingin' sideways off the silver surfer (ha! say that five times), then you have bigger problems than me.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Nothing about Ludacris or any rapper is cool news.

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    Unless its an obit.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:35 a.m. CST

    wanna_bannana & Moriarty & everybody

    by Amy Chasing

    1st question: can this site be shut down/sued/"get in trouble" if a young or professional or any kind of reader takes offense to something written by a talk-backer, let alone one of the main contributors? <P> If so, then could you please direct everyone to the rules section of this site, as I myself have never seen them and I'm betting there are many others who haven't either. Perhaps a link we can't miss on the front page would be an idea.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:43 a.m. CST


    by Mister Inbetween

    I can't tell if this wanna bannana is cracking wise. There wasn't enough tell tale sarcasm for me to be sure that post was a joke. If you consider the frame of the Surfer's alleged ornaments erotic and provocative then the world is, for you, a very sexy and dangerous place. I'll wager Michaelangelo's David must give you a very impressive but disconcerting chubby. That pic is about as inappropriate for kids as an unaltered male dog or that guy on the Pee-Chees you'd draw a weiner on. If that pic gets pulled it better be because some squirrelly studio tool put the kibosh on it. If it's cause it's unsafe for youngins I'm putting it on a t-shirt and going down to the playground...well...maybe not, but you get me.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:56 a.m. CST

    the nards are too silver...

    by ChavoDelOcho

    and yes, the reader that caught this has way too much time on his/her hands. i hope this find does not lead to a "baby" arms race. sony may now feel the need to add a package to Venom...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    Moriarty<p> You are right there is a difference between erotica and a picture of a males p*nis, but the major difference is one requires imagination and the other “does not”.<p> Suitable content is a matter of opinion and frame of mind…and I can promise that ~like I said~ there are tons of parents who would find the above picture “less” then appropriate.<p> You are right talk of erotica has its place and it is not in a TB I have apologized for that and will follow the rules, but so does nudity or genitalia.<p> I have seen worse things then erotica addressed in these TB’s, I have seen racist comments, talk of beating women, or raping, and yet the only posts I see being deleted and people I see being banned ,are the ones who either stand up to the mods, expressing their opinions or speaking their minds, ones that say things about harry, or people who are clearly annoying others.<p> I have seen a lot of comraderie in these TB’s and the one thing that needs to be understood is that we are not one dimensional, or a “cluster” of words, we each have our own individual personalities, and opinions. I love this site, I enjoy certain people on it and certain people I don’t, but you cannot treat people as if they are being “immoral” and like they are scum all because they share past experiences or write erotica and take the TB of “topic”.<p> And seriously,fair is fair, I don’t think posting a picture of silver surfers package, is “cool news” or age appropriate. It is not about the film it is about getting a cheap laugh…and having some fun, which is all we were doing.<p> We do not deserve to be treated like ragamuffins for that…we are regulars, and never have I insulted anyone for the sake of it, sure my opinion might be sharp…but I am ALLOWD to have one. You have no right to take that from me or any of us.<p> Like I said I will personally respect and follow the rules “cannot speak for others” but i expect you guys to follow the same if it is expected of us.<p> I will keep on enjoying your reviews Moriarty, as well as sharing the site with friends,co-workers,and offering my support as a fan of the site…but I think the TB’s deserve alittle respect.<p> That was the first time I had let loose outside the realm of “movie banter” and it was fun and I do not regret it…thank you for directing me to the proper forum in order to continue.<p> I hope that you will seriously take into mind that the above is hypocritical, and as much as you make excuses for it, the fact remains, that it is a matter of perspective…it feels like you are saying that the only ones that matter are the people who run this site, and that it is okay to constantly insult us by not letting us have ours without being banned for it. If I wanted to be insulted I would go to “don murphys” site.<p> But I am more intelligent then that…but do you ever consider that the animosity that comes from his “stooges” might be for the above reasons? Maybe not all ..but surely some.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:03 p.m. CST

    As if this sight couldn't get any dorkier.....

    by crackerfarmboy

    Now we are discussing the Silver Surfer's testacles.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:05 p.m. CST

    nanna I love you

    by Deus Vult

    but I'm afraid the capitalist own the means of production, meaning--if we're looking for a place to rap and post whatever I'm afraid we'll have to use an instant messaging software.<p>On the one hand, I think AICN has the right idea with regard to the content of the postings. Besides, it's Harold's site, he can do what he wants. I'm sure he feels that if we want to post whatever we want to post, we can get our own site, and pay our own hosting fees.<p>on the other hand, I don't think Harry saying "cum shot out of my ass" is appropriate at any time, for any reason. and no "studio exec" or "professional" reading this site, and Mori says they do, would find that interesting, important, relevant or necessary to the success of their movie that caused harry's anus to emit semen and sperm. it was a disgusting, over the top comment which confounded me but Harry is engaged and being engaged makes any man act strange. I know from experience.<p>In conclusion, it's a battle we can't win, and to put this in a movie perspective, please accept this quote from Sir Alec Guiness in Star Wars Episode Four: "you can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting."<p>let's keep that lesson in mind going forward you rabble rousers from the hannibal and spidey 3 talkback.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:15 p.m. CST

    actually this kind of surprised me

    by Deus Vult

    considering the racist, athiest, anti-christian, sexist, and death threat rants that have come before on this site in the last six years that I've been reading (and not posting) and watched them get ignored or punished only at the most bitter of ends.<p>it's even more surprising considering the site is founded and run from Austin, Texas' last bastion of liberalism (outside of the valley/rio grande region of course). but as we've seen before MANY MANY TIMES liberals always want to quash those who disagree with them or hold values opposite or offensive to their own.<p>finally, Austin is filled with hairy pit, eyepatch, wallet chain, flannel-clad, mullet hairdo lesbians. but I fear their sexual escapade stories aren't anywhere near as interesting as nanna's. perhaps that's why Mori shut the thread down? in this case, the world may never know.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    I agree...a link should be posted with a set of rules for the TB's and this site, and yes a site can be sued for posting "innapropriate" material, and i think that there should have been a link to rules along time ago,then none of what transpired could have....hard to know when you cross the line,when the rules seem to be made up as we go. allthough i believe it is different if a person visiting the site posts unsuitable material, and the people running the site do...if the erotica was not wanted then the "rules" should have been explained clearly without being pretensious, and then "the innapropriate" posts deleted. And i agree with yack, we can rant away about unfairness,they dont care,suprising considering one of the reasons this site keeps running... because of us "non serious" TB regulars...Shame. I am going to move to the Zone, i will brave the freakishness of it all! Not that anything being posted lately is "cool news" i dont want news of silver surfers "nards" or half the uninspired stuff that has been posted lately...and admit it, there is "nothing" professional about the above picture or thread...but you insuated that you cater to professional readers right?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    what the spidey3 talkback got is

    by Deus Vult

    TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.<p>tee hee...just had to. by the way, where's that guy been? miss him, love him, thinkin' 'bout bein' him for halloween.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Deus, I love this site but they do edit posts.

    by The Ghoul

    Where did all Lebron23's posts go? I think people should settle down.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:27 p.m. CST

    hey ghoul you're right! where is lebron!

    by Deus Vult

    Lebron23 RIP 2007.<p>Let it be known, here lies Lebron23. He said "only white boys where new balance" and with that he got banned and was buried under this tree."

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:29 p.m. CST

    I saw Lebron23's last post.

    by The Ghoul

    He did made a joke about Jon Favereu weight and then POOF! He's gone! R.I.P. Lebron23!! He had some funny stuff, and some lame stuff.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    We might have "no rights" as to what we say here but i do believe writing in a formal complaint to certan CDA members, and other organizations that have "rules" dictating that the above material IS within my realm of rights if i was so inclined. And that picture is not "news" or is it suitable to what this site is supposed to represent. It is the pot calling the kettle black. I am asking for nothing more then fairness and actions to back up words. and i agree with you Deus..past comments on racism,antichristian,sexist and death threat rants have been a steady part of this site, to be ignored, and in my opinion ~and many others~ are far more damaging to youth then talk of erotica. Why is it online hate crimes,or talk of hate crimes is far more acceptable then talk of two women or a woman and a man experimenting/having sexual relations? I am going to the zone now to open up a discussion on the unfair use of power on this site. It was made clear that we are allowd to start whatever discussion we want in the zone right? talk of sex and life is allowd there? talk of whatever we want? we will not be banned for talking about our opinions in the zone? am i to be correct? i need to know so i am not breaking any rules...before i know them.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Yack, see my previous post called "nanna I love you"

    by Deus Vult

    whereby I point out, quite accurately, that the capitalists control the means of production. thus, they control the posts!<p>the folley thereby lies in thinking that if the people via the government control the means of production, they control the posts! unfortunately however, that's never been the case. instead the megalomanical commie leaders control the posts.<p>thus, this board and its rules, no matter how arbitrary or capricious, is the best we're gonna get.<p>thereby I repeat: WE LOVE YOU MORI! DON'T SHUT US DOWN!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Silver Taint

    by The_Deathticle

    So who would win in a nut-kicking contest between the Surfer and Iron Balls McGinty?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Fuck TB rules...

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    The thing I love about talkbacks is that people can troll and say all kinds of shit and generally get away with it, thats what makes them fun. This is not a website for kids in my opinion. Saying this I've still been banned a fair few times. I think anything should go with the talkbacks thats one of the things I really respect about Harry. Fuck, the amount of abuse he gets but he still lets everyone have their say, even the utter utter assholes.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:36 p.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    Come to the far as the link to the review of blade 2, yah purely hypocrytical, i believe harry himself even said that ponr was not a bad thing...hmm. fairs fair i guess...i will be in the zone.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:38 p.m. CST

    is nanna leading us to the zone like moses leading the

    by Deus Vult

    jews out of egypt? if so, I'm a western+christian values supporter! let's go! let's go talk dirty! let's go complain about the means of production! <p>movie quote reference which is 100% relevant here...cue wanna saying: "come with me if you want to live." anyone get that?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    I don't know what you guys said....

    by The Ghoul

    in that Spiderman talkback but I heard it turned on a guy so bad that he raped and killed a hooker after reading it<p> AICN is being investigated by the police. GET THE TRUTH OUT!!!!!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:38 p.m. CST

    C3PO Boner

    by wash

    Thanks for the link Nosferatu, but I found a better one at I think I remember hearing about that now.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    I love yah guy, you make me laugh.<p>

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:43 p.m. CST


    by The Ghoul

    Getting kicked off AICN for content is like getting kicked out of Guns and Roses for having a drinking problem! IT MAKES NO SENSE!<p> I'm on a talkback about testicles!!! WTF?<p> Don't delete this! I promise to go see Pan's Labrinyth, Children of Men, The Fountain, anything with Chow Yun Fat. I GIVE, PLEASE MASTER DON'T BEAT ME!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:48 p.m. CST

    the wife needs me to go to HEB for

    by Deus Vult

    ingredients for barefoot contessa's chocolate ganache cupcakes. boys (and girls) I can't say no to that. I'm sure you can understand.<p>with that in mind, I tried to navigate through the zone but it's unfamiliar, scary and kinda intimidating. will someone (ie yack or nanna) please tell me how to get around in there? like, how do I find people I know and love?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Looks more like a codpiece actually...

    by TheAtomicCow

    check out a good shot at about 1:11-1:12

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Aww, man, fat kid farted!

    by The Ghoul

    With a crank that big I doubt Silver Surfer is a versgin?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    I hope they don't show this at IMAX

    by Floyd_Dylan

    I don't wish to have his shiny metal nutsacks loom out in front of my face. I'm wondering when wanks, does he shoot out nails?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Can someone post Wanna's post before it got deleted?

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    I know someone had to have saved it. I am very curious to read it. Or Wanna, can you email me your post? Sorry, just sooooo very curious and the hypocritical censorship only arouses this.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Junk on Surfer = New Orvell Redenbacher commercial

    by vivavitalogy

    Anyone? Anyone?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:24 p.m. CST


    by wanna_bannana

    come to the zone Jack, and Deus you to, just sign up and come to the "Purge" forum and go to the "evilf*&kingbastard" threads, you will find me and yack, these TB's are worthless lately...i do not want to be talked down to, Hope to see you there.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:36 p.m. CST

    IAmJack/"hyporcitical censorship"

    by The Old Guy

    If anyone is guilty of hypocritical censorship, it's the readers of this forum. They are consistently vulgar, rude, antagonistic, and insulting to not only each other but the management of this site. For the most part, Harry and his gang give us free reign here and don't get in our way. But as soon as *they* do anything we don't approve of? We attack them with immature, vicious insults. Yack, for example, is currently running around spouting how immature this Silver gonads post is...but...when he addressed Merrick the other day....he called him a "jerkwad", and Merrick hadn't even said anything to him at that point. That's mature? Our behavior is better than this? And now *we* question the integrity of a post? I'm not just talking about Yack, *many* of us are guilty of this, and you know it. Before we condemn others, take a close look at our own behavior. Then we'll see who is truly hypocritical. It will be us, and we may actually be a little embarrassed. If we aren't, we should be.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Scrodalized Surfer = Another Tupac Tribute album

    by JumpinJehosaphat

    How's that?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    It is his backside!

    by Craig2574

    looking at the blurry graphic it would appear that the package is actually his but because of the surfer bending down it appears that it is his package, but is actually his butt.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Actually Floyd_Dylan...

    by The_Deathticle

    I think mercury comes out.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST

    103 left kids!

    by vivavitalogy

    Let's knock the Spidey Spoilage talkback off the top. Whoooooooooooo!!!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:47 p.m. CST

    RIP Bam Bam Bigalow

    by Gorrister

    Wrestling loses another great.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST

    The Silver Surfer has a saggy but!!

    by vivavitalogy


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST

    What's even more disturbing is that

    by ewokstew

    someone was actually involved enough to spot this in the first place. Frame by frame analysis is a waste of time.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    still has the power cosmic behind it

    by just pillow talk

    that's all that matters. Ladies still want some silver skin in them!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:38 p.m. CST


    by Reedyb UFF

    Yes. It's crazy. And the craziest part is imagining the digital artist spending hours making that penis grow. It's sure to be out by the time the original movie comes out. I would even expect an update on the trailer at Apple any day now. I put a couple of screen grabs here:

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Way to ruin it. LOL

    by Gorrister

    This would have been one of the greatest Easter Egg Gags in film history, if it hadn't been spotted in the trailer. Now you know it's going to be removed before the film premires.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Balls of STEEL

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    If you kick them, he will shrug.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:03 p.m. CST

    stupid fallacies

    by Staldo

    I'm wanting to see Jessica Rabbit's unclad form. Does anybody know if there are frames of nakedness for that Aztec girl from Road to El Dorado? It should be illegal to draw cartoons like that. Too bonerific. I don't know where this "pants so tight you know what religion he is" shit came from. A lot of parents circumcise their kids not for any religious reason, but apparently just for kicks, or to avoid confusion when the kid accidentally sees his father's arbitrarily circumcised wang. I'm married to an RN. "telling somebody's religion" by their penis makes about as much sense as determinining somebody's sex by looking for ear piercings. I know it's just a joke, but, dang it's a pretty retarded one.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:06 p.m. CST

    C''s not the 1st time...

    by Cheif Brody

    ...something like this has happened. Remember Gollum's nut sack from LOTR. Personally...I think those were too silver, too!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Thats nothing, I want to see how they will "in-joke"

    by sillypig

    Galactus's ball sack, heck they may as well show his dong. Jessica Alba should be better utilised in this sequel.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:21 p.m. CST

    getting banned


    Getting Banned on AICN isn't a scientific process. Generally it comes from pissing someone off that has the power to ban you. As a result - you'll rarely find me banning anyone cuz it's pretty fucking hard to piss me off. I simply accept my reality - I'm a fatass in a wheelchair - that's gonna get a lot of flame action. BUT on the other hand, I get to fornicate on a regular basis with a beautiful chesty 20 year old korean girl that loves me. SO - Go Screw. <BR><BR>That said - you'll usually find yourself banned for racist or inappropriate bullshit. This is absolutely up to the person doing the banning. BTW - there's like 8 of em now. Some - have never written on the site. They're job is to ban you. What a sweet job, eh? <BR><BR>Generally - I like to pass on the idea of having FUN. Good Fun. Not mean nasty fun. Not assholely fun. I'm thinking of starting a ban run on people for just doing the catchphrases - because they are so painfully unFUN. That is all...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    thezone ain't no fun

    by Deus Vult

    there's weird people in there whose names I don't recognize and they get way too rowdy. I'm too hold for all that shouting. ina ny case, I'll just go back to not posting for six years and see how that works.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:25 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk...

    by cornponious

    "that's all that matters. Ladies still want some silver skin in them!" Oh, I laughed out loud when i read that one. Now that's funny!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:31 p.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    With Merrick for the "venom's gotta eat!" catchphrase title to his toy article.<p>from there, if "inappropriate bullshit" gets people banned then I'd not use phrases like "cum shot out of my ass" going forward, especially if you're worried about industry insiders, professionals or kids reading the site.<p>moreover, I'd probably skip articles on the genitals of new characters appearing in marvel movies.<p>finally, I'm going to go screw my 32 year old blonde chesty wife now. thanks for the advice. sometimes I get so caught up with this talkback nonsense that I forget what my priorities are.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:35 p.m. CST

    but don't ban the guy who review LOTR:ROTK some years

    by Deus Vult

    back as I LOVE using "tits" as a verb/adverb/noun/adjective along with "ball stomp" which is in reference to him saying someone from the movie was going to "open a walmart and all he's gonna sell is ball stomp."<p>to this day that's one of THE funniest things I've ever read and love you for posting the review and whomever that myseterious reviewer was for writing it.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult

    by DocPazuzu

    I'm with you on the BallMart thing. I laughed for ages when I first saw that.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Flames on Optimus = 20-something Korean girl on Harry

    by BannedOnTheRun

    It sounds so wrong, and yet you'd still buy a ticket and watch out of curiosity.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Surfer's Balls & marketing

    by Nodwick

    So when will they start selling the souvenir keychains?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Harry Knowles gotta... Oh wait.

    by Floyd_Dylan

    Just kidding. On a serious note have you ever considered a gastric bypass, it's worked for my girlfriend, and she's lost loads, maybe you should consider it, because you do want to be with your girlfriend for a very long time, because off all the pressure your heart is going through, then you'll be able to try other positions.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Talkback vs. The Zone

    by DocPazuzu

    Bottom line: Talkback is like the Mos Eisley Cantina and The Zone is like the Taco Bell in Demolition Man. Sure, they may use big words and eat with silverware on china and linen tablecloths in The Zone, but it's still just Taco Bell. At heart most of the zoners have delicate sensibilities and know that if they were to enter our establishment they would get their arms chopped off with lightsabers.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST


    by Zarles

    ...and the people that watch American Idol are secretly gay. Gotcha.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:15 p.m. CST

    I'm Rick Diculous!

    by purplemonkeydw

    And that's my bike!

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:25 p.m. CST

    The new animation in the upper left hand corner.

    by vivavitalogy

    And I quote "I'm a fatass in a wheelchair...BUT on the other hand, I get to fornicate on a regular basis with a beautiful chesty 20 year old korean girl that loves me."

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    well, this site hasn't been sued for inappropriate..

    by Amy Chasing

    content yet (that I know of). So I guess if talkbackers can be banned by someone who can ban you at a whim (I like how Harry doesn't call them 'moderators' - nice and legally vague, like the word 'inappropriate') then that's just a reality we have to live with. Much like the reality this site has to live with, that they can be sued by someone who can sue you at a whim. Fair trade, no robbery.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:34 p.m. CST

    I think I maybe too old for this site

    by THXER

    nice post Merrick, ya goofy nerd.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 4:45 p.m. CST

    RE:Harry Knowles gotta...Oh wait

    by talkbackgeek

    I agree with Floyd Dylan. Harry you got the money to go peter jackson on us. Time to get off your ass and do it man.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Someone's gonna have a ball with this.

    by JackPumpkinhead

    Whoever did this is nuts. He may get sacked. But at least he's not being a dick about it. Oh, I'm killing me.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Harry, re: the wheelchair

    by Yack Backer

    I don't know the specifics of your personal life, and maybe I'm speaking out of turn but if you are not ambulatory because of your weight, walking is the least of your problems. In all seriousness, please do the right thing and address your weight now. You're in your 30's and its not too late to help yourself have a long and healthy life. Banging chesty Korean girls is fun, but imagine how much more fun it could be with you doing Kama Sutra positions with them too? You've accomplished a lot with this site, now take a step back (the thing practically runs itself) and use the next few months to work on your health. Good luck, Harry.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST

    silver balls, silver balls...

    by dr.bulber

    its surfing time in the city. ring a-ling, hear them swing...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    I wonder if he'll get a raging clue!!

    by alienindisguise

    I'm real sure it's not like his junk is gonna be bouncing around during flight or fight scenes. I woulda thought Galactus woulda stripped him of his manhood so he wouldn't lose focus on his cosmic mission. Nothing would screw up looking for worlds like a stiffy in space.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:20 p.m. CST

    The Power Cosmic drives the Surfer's nuts.

    by TallBoy66

    Silver Balls, Silver Balls, its Christmas time in the city...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Sorry, no Silver Sack....

    by PeteBL

    ...just a the his reflective skin playing with out eyes. Need a visual aid?:

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Crap, learn to edit jackass

    by PeteBL

    I meant: just his reflective skin playing with our eyes.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 6:30 p.m. CST

    ^take out the space in the URL^

    by PeteBL


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:40 p.m. CST

    That actually makes sense...

    by veebeeyes

    because looking at the Silver Surfer, I noticed that his right leg did indeed look off. This would both explain why his leg looked wrong, and explain while he has a nutsack. That's enough proof for me. Still, I'm sort of disappointed because it actually would've been sort of funny if they did give him a sack.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Damnit, where's Norrin Radd's 3rd nut?

    by BrandLoyalist

    No respect for the source material

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 7:42 p.m. CST

    so uh wait...

    by Ricky Henderson

    AICN is considering banning people for using silly catchphrases (which are occasionally hilarious) but AICN also like to post topics about silver cartoon coinpurses. Uh, okey-dokey... Look me in the eyes Harry and Mori and tell me that the Indy talkbacks don't have some of the funniest lines in AICN history. Funnier than CGI man junk anyways...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:55 p.m. CST

    The catchphrases are coming to thick and fast for me...

    by raw_bean

    Things like 'Hulk Hogan has silver balls too, brother!' and 'Silver Surfer has a beer and cheets on his wife. Someone else sucking on his silver balls tonight!' lasted for years at a stretch. All these new catchphrases leaving me behind must be a sign that I'm getting old. :(

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Oh, and this thread is hilarious!

    by raw_bean

    To the 5% of posters who're complaining that it's juvenile: grow a sense of humour. And to the few trying to claim that picture doesn't show what it reall IS showing, compare with this pic of Michaelangelo's David:

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9 p.m. CST


    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    I was at the zone in the very begining before it went public, it was great then but I just didnt have the time to participate really, I like TB because you can dip in and out. I still think TBs should be generally un-moderated, if your a jackass the Tbers should dole out your punishment.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Balls on Silver = TOO SOON

    by Rambo in the Bronx

    Still not technologically advanced enough for CGI balls.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:54 p.m. CST


    by cornponious

    That was geigh.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 9:54 p.m. CST


    by cornponious

    I was referring, of course, to the gayest update ever, which, of course, is now deleted.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Will there be a silver-tinted rape scene?

    by Darth_Gonz

    Ala "The Hills Have Eyes 2"?

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:09 p.m. CST

    Mr.HEADGEEK, Sir...

    by Shermdawg

    Does that mean "MELTING OWL & UNSOCIABLE HAMMER" could get me banned?<br><br>That, my friend, was created soley as a protest of the direction that Warner Bros. has went with the Superman franchise without turning the tb into a long debate over a certain show. (Although, that does tend to happen anyway.)<br><br>Also, is the catchphrase thing just for posts that are only catchphrases, or are any posts that use them a no-no? Because "FOR THE LOVE OF CLAIRE BENNET'S REGENERATING HYMEN" is a killer lead in heading. :P<br><br>Speaking of being banned, I'm a little surprised I haven't been banned by now. Hell, you even joked about it duing the great Kevin Smith tb. But on several occasions, namely the Survivor tb highjack (Ask Herc), I thought I'd get the boot for sure.<br><br>Oh yeah, and there's that time I posted the following headings in a Supes tb...<br><br>WELLING IS SUPERMAN! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SHERMDAWG WAS RIGHT!"<br><br>MICHAEL ROSENBAUM IS LEX LUTHOR! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SHERMDAWG WAS RIGHT!"<br><br>ERICA DURANCE IS NOT LOIS LANE! DON'T DENY IT! SHE SUCKS! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT ERICA DURANCE REALLY SUCKS."<br><br>KRISTIN KREUK IS HOT! DON'T DENY IT! SHES SMOKIN! JUST WAIT, WE'LL GET MARRIED IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???"<br><br>JOHN SCHNEIDER IS BO DUKE! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A REAL DUKES FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS WITH THE REANIMATED CORPSES OF UNCLE JESSE AND BOSS HOG, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "OK, NOW THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP!"<br><br>Which then led to several others to post...<br><br>THAT DOG IS KRYPTO! DON'T DENY IT HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS! WHAT? THE DOG WILL BE PUT DOWN BY THEN? OK NEVER MIND!<br><br>KRISTIN KREUK IS HOT! BUT YOU ARE NOT MARRYING HER! DON'T DENY IT! SHES SMOKIN! BUT JUST WAIT, IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS YOU'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS MAD DELUSION, AND BE SAYING "HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFULL WIFE, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFULL HOUSE...WELL..., HOW DID I GET HERE?<br><br>...Those obnoxious postings pushed the limit of the tb subject line. And a few weeks later, y'all layed down the law with a character limit. Was I the cause? Was I ever in danger of being banned for that? Just wondering.<br><br>And another thing, you're not a "fatass" you're just bigboned. ;)

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:31 p.m. CST

    and what about the TORTURE PORN?

    by Ricky Henderson

    is that also silver and CG generated now? is this the wave of the future? will sexy tomboy beanpoles also be represented by computer generated silvery figures? I'm confused and saddened.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Not the Surfer's balls...

    by nonsensical

    Okay, I don't know if anyone with half a brain explained this or not so I'm going to do it. <p> This is NOT animators slipping this into the shot. Saying stupid shit like that will get a studio to pull a trailer and cut out that portion of the film. Not only that but it could lead to the film getting a retool for this character that might make him look just plain stupid. <p> What you are seeing here is reflected shadow. As the Surfer shifts his weight the darkness reflected off his metalic skin causes a sort of reshaping of his leg that makes the surface of his "cod piece" stand out more. This makes it look like you are seeing his package when in fact you are not. <p> As stated initially this is a case of people with WAY too much time on their hands. Sure, I looked at the HD 1080p Trailer on a 30" screen so I can clearly see what is happening in this scene. I think what was more disturbing to me was the fact that Jessica Alba looked so freakin' aweful in a trailer that big. I mean seriously look at her face. It's Gross! <p> Anyway, I stare at CG all day... ALL DAY... and I'm very familiar with how things work and what's happening in a scene. For the longest time this ruined movies for me. Then I learned to turn it off... and now I love them again. <p> Just not Bayformers. <p> On another note, did anyone see the Orville Reddenbacher popcorn commercial? That is some creepy ass CG. Sure, it's cool and in about five years we'll get a CG Dick Clark to replace Carson Daly on the New Years Countdown, but right now it's also REALLY CREEPY. <p> Oh yeah, and a few days ago they started airing a 30 second Bruce Campbell "Old Spice" commercial that in a word are hillarious. I mean he is so rushed as he almost runs through that awesome study in order to sit in the other chair that the commericial makes me laugh out loud every time. <p> Well, that's all I got.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:51 p.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    THAT'LL MOVE THE CHAINS!<p>oh wait, no more catchphrases. kisses all 'round.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Okay a little clarification...

    by nonsensical

    Where I say you are in fact not seeing his package. I meant to say you are not seeing his exposed BALLS. <p> Of course you are seeing his package. It's what is in the "cod piece" <p> Now, my hope is that they don't go back and add a line around his waist to make it look like he's wearing pants. <p> If that happens I blame Aint it Cool but Late News for even bringing it up.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 10:58 p.m. CST


    by Turd Furgeson


  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    hey nonsensical

    by Deus Vult

    that post of your's made ALOT of sense. I for one appreciate it and think you should petition harry and the gaggle of rabble-rousers for a position on the team at aicn as "minister of occam's razor."<p>why? well, easy really--when stories like this one, or the one about PJ doing a remake of wizard of oz, you'll be the ONLY person able to make a post under the story and explain why it's not sensible and therefore not cool nor news.<p>by so doing you may very well negate upwards of 60% of the stories and would immediately get banned, fired and/or flamed out by the aicn crew.<p>so then please disregard my above post...

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11 p.m. CST


    by nonsensical

    If I have to see you type that for the next ten months then at least spell the damn word correctly.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST

    I sense sarcasm...

    by nonsensical

    I really do... but still, I do see that there is a great deal of crap posted up on this site by those in charge that is both not cool and not news. <p> I just wish that AICN would maybe return to the way it was and be the first to uncover stories or give us some of the breaking news that made them a "Cool" source in the first place. Right now, I'm thinking they should consider changing their name to Aint It Late News, or maybe even Aint It Lame News. Since as you said about 60% of the "stories" here are pretty lame.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:12 p.m. CST

    not a single drop

    by Deus Vult

    nonsensical--no sarcasm in the compliment or in the nomination of you to be minister of occam's razor. if there was some way to have you search all my talkbacks posts you'd see my level of sarcasm is rare and typically political in nature, even then I try to keep it measured.<p>however, the sarcasm you DID pick up on wasn't aimed at you. it was a commentary about the site my man. so yes sarcasm, no to you. you made perfect sense--seriously.<p>meanwhile, these kids in AFI officially have the worst hair in faux punk.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Anyone have the complete list of AICN catchphrases?

    by I Hate Movies

    Everything from sexy tomboy beanpole to "too silver," including ones from Coax news, like "Yeah, Lana's hot, but Chloe looks like..."? Please post so history does not forget.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:38 p.m. CST


    by Gilkuliehe

    And how come am I the only one surprised here? Someone fill me in, please.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:41 p.m. CST

    The New Green Goblin Looks Like Nards:

    by all your base

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 11:46 p.m. CST

    AICN goes GAY!

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    Wow. An article about the surfers nus. What's next there fellas? How about Captain Sparrows pecker? Or Optimus Primes taint? Why is this news?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 12:34 a.m. CST


    by cornponious

    It's "geigh", not "gay".

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:02 a.m. CST

    YB, thanks.

    by Gilkuliehe

    I read your earlier post but it gave me the impression that you were speculating. If you're right though, it sounds like a serious problem. Still, my word to Harry would be none. It's your life and you do sound happy. (Even though that would be a pretty damn good reason to live as much as you can). Good luck in any case.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Why would you try to give Harry serious health advice

    by myspoonistoobig

    in a post about balls? And just because you're seeing shadow on the leg doesn't mean that the actual crotch area doesn't look like there are balls there. I don't need balls to be hanging in the air beneath the leg for balls to exist.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Will that chrome nutsack be slappin' Alba's ass?

    by Doctor_Sin


  • Jan. 21, 2007, 3:55 a.m. CST

    AICN Talkback Rules. Could they BE any simpler ?

    by RobinP

    1) Don't go off topic. 2) Don't be a bastard. That's IT as far as I'm aware. Rules are made by the big dawg that runs the yard. End of story. To simplify, Harry can put his feet up on his dining room table while he's eating if he wants's his. As a houseguest - we can't. Clear enough ?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 5:50 a.m. CST


    by half vader

    I thought I did explain it, way, way up there. Maybe I was too concise (a first for me). Not that most people are bothered with reading anyone else's posts here though. ;) Which is why I'm still waiting to find out how you get 'nards, from gonads (which technically can mean ovaries too). Oh well, guess that's one for the ages, or maybe it's just that there actually is no reason... <p> Oh and you said,"retool". Huh huh. <p> As far as Catchphrases go, it WAS an ad on Harry's site that inspired "Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole", and there was that post where Harry said something about a dead raped deer or whatever. I mean, it'd be a bit hypocritical I think as he's ostensibly responsible there for kicking it all off. That and the fact that the 'rules' state that being a loser douchebag (paraphrasing 'cause God knows I can't remember where the rego bit is) will get you banned. Actually if that's the case we should get to ban Harry because the Indy TB was one of the most FUN times I've had in the nearly 10 years I've been coming here. Only contributed one title which no-one got anyway (and I thought they were HF fans) but damn that thing was hilarious. Much like Wanna stating without a trace of irony that she is much more intelligent "then" that. Aaah. Yes I'm anal but that (and every other misuse) is damn funny considering her lack of sense of humour. Besides, if I can't be anal and rip on something like that in this sort of TB where can I? <p> Did Harry have another accident that caused this wheelchair thing or is it just his weight? I did think using it to gain sympathy (accepting my reality my arse) and then boasting about still getting some was pretty fucking lame though. I'm sorry if he hurt himself but Jesus you don't have to be a dick about it. Show some class.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 5:54 a.m. CST

    Cosmic testicles are a spoiler? That must mean...

    by Horseflesh

    They're related to the PLOT! Those powerful shiny nuts may save our world!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 6:01 a.m. CST

    jesus christ!

    by forgo10en

    I didn't know Harry was on a wheelchair ... I just saw some photo of him on google and I am terrified. It just blows my mind how can someone let himself loose so much. I may be banned for saying this but it so fucking unfair when you have people unable to walk, see or hear or whatever just becouse some twisted random accident happened to them and they were powerless about it and then you have perfectly healthy people who just doesn't appreaciate the health they were given, saying nicely.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Harry is in a wheel chair

    by Craig2574 Look at what he is sitting in. Who ever took the pic tried to hide it but you can see a little handle sticking out of his back. Someone who I work with who is Harry's size was told he could not have an operation until he can proove he can lose weight. Harry does us a favor and lose some weight and stop bragging that you are nailing a korean girl every night.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Harry's keepin the pimp hand strong, Ben Franklin style

    by Horseflesh

    Put some rims on that chair and roll it proud son, cause you got GAME. 20 year old korean? Delicious.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 9:51 a.m. CST

    How can a talkback about a pair of balls on a robot

    by JackPumpkinhead

    (he is a robot? or isn't he?) degenerate into a sour talkback about Harry?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:11 a.m. CST

    classic talkback.

    by BendersShinyAss

    And homewrecker was right... the biggest trolls here are on staff. he went a little over board with his guesses on who was who - he named pretty much the 100 most regular, including myself.... but I've noticed a work man like mentality between some of the talkbackers. especially the ones who continually suck each other off. either the same talkbacker, or people in the know. C'mon, am i right or am i right? right! right!!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:14 a.m. CST

    as for the silver surfers nads, you're all dumb

    by BendersShinyAss

    look closer, it's an optical illusion. sure, there's a bulge thee, but look really close, define where the legs are, ie; the dark section your eye automatically dismisses, and you'll see it's a protrusion no bigger than superman's package

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST

    HARRY, I'm all for good fun too but...

    by The Ghoul

    banning catchphrases is a big mistake. It's one of the reasons your talkbacks get hundreds of posts and rottentomatoes post columns get 9 posts.<p> Talkbackers have created their own language and that makes the site great. I like how AICN is different than other movie sites.<p> Don't make AICN the same by banning catchphrases.<p> Now back to the serious discussion about The Surfers' ballsack...

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    RE: Prof.Ikamono's "Ooh Bender..."

    by Babba-Booey

    The argument is silly, even for fanboys. The answer's plain and simple. Supes doesn't possess the wang, he's got some sort of other kryptonian male reproductive junk. He packs his longjohns with a potato, just to intimidate his foes. Hulk doesn't have a dick either. Know what happens to guys who juice? The package shrinks to the size of a baby's thumb. Gamma rays? Hulks dick is so small, he pisses on his grapenuts. BATman...swings it like Ron Jeremy. Surfer? All balls and no bat.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:53 a.m. CST


    by Gilkuliehe

    I thought that was priceless. Some writer came up with it on a set visit to THE ISLAND and I thought it was an instant classic. But is shit like GOTTA EAT what makes headlines. Sigh.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 11 a.m. CST


    by The Ghoul

    hands down is Sgt. Rock. I saw him drunk off his ass at VFW post #134, he had his "crank" out and was urinating on foriegn cars in the parking lot. His dick had to be a foot long. TRUE STORY!<p> I hope this post doesn't count as assholely fun. Don't delete this, I promise to buy Venom figures and Full House box sets! Seriously!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 11:17 a.m. CST


    by BannedOnTheRun

    If you freeze-frame "The Island" at around 1:34:29, you can sort of see it.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 12:21 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    I used to think you were all right, if a bit naïve. That is, until you bought into zfisk/homewrecker's horseshit and actually went to that loony's website and posted a kiss-ass message in which you swore that you weren't a part of "the AICN multi-username conspiracy". At that moment I lost any shred of respect I may have had for you previously.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST

    now take it easy boys

    by Deus Vult

    it's sunday afterall, no reason to get all fired up. today is a day of rest and whatever else you decide is important (ie: family, worship, talking about sivlys's balls). <p>Doc--question for you: who is homewrecker and where is his website? why is this a big deal?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Change site name to AIQN

    by NHRonin

    Ain't It Queer News Seriously, why is anyone looking between the Surfers' legs?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:34 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Ha! Nice call on Bender. I forgot all about that stuff!!! And should be ashamed of yourself. Do NOT ever bring up zfisk/homewrecker again. It is verboten.<P>Doc - looks like Vog has found some trouble over in BSG land...

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    okay one more time

    by Deus Vult

    who or what is a "homewrecker"???

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:53 p.m. CST

    re: why is anyone looking between the Surfers' legs?

    by Dr_Zoidberg

    probably the female of our species? Just like I loved looking between Mystique's legs in X-Men, despite the fact she was spray painted blue with weird lizard-like scales. Cheer up, and suck some silver nuts with a smile on your face. I wonder if he craps silver, would make a lot of money... of course being a powerful being such as he is he probably just takes what he wants...

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    homewrecker is one of AICN's most legendary Trolls. His current handle is zfisk (though I don't think he has posted in many months). Anyway, the guys is absolutely, certifiably, loony-tunes insane. He believes AICN is run by a Zionist cabal and that nearly 100 or so Talkbackers are all phony usernames registered and operated by the venerable, DocPazuzu.<P>His most "inspired" endeavor, was to create a Blog where he catalogued his most insane theories.<P>You can find the blog here:<P>Some of the comments are particularly amusing and insightful.<P>You have been warned and informed. Now, go forth and fear no darkness.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 2:03 p.m. CST

    That's "Some" not "So me". Geez.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Jan. 21, 2007, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Rorrin Nadd

    by ewokstew


  • Jan. 21, 2007, 2:23 p.m. CST

    MNG, re: that blog

    by Immortal_Fish

    Wow. It's photoshop city in there, yet the fellah actually expects us to interpret select pictures as genuine evidence in support of his beliefs. The guy should apply to be a photographer for the AP, or a reporter for CBS, Fox or Newsweek.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST

    okay Gaius I owe you ANOTHER one

    by Deus Vult

    Gaius-pretty sure you did me a solid last week by explaining something, but this time you hit it out of the park.<p>Why you ask? Well look, I don't know you personally, or Yack, or Pazuzu, or anchorite, of anybody else on AICN personally, but the comments this nut homewrecker makes about EVERYBODY on aicn are hilarious.<p>now, let me explain further--it's not that he's making FUN of you all, its simply that he's INSANE(!) and that makes it fun, and funny for me. I LOVE INSANE PEOPLE! they're fun to laugh AT, not with, because if you laugh with them in person they tend to stab you.<p>Anyway that entire bit about the empire finding homewrecker was hilarious. Additionally, the fact that the gy BELIEVES this stuff is nuts, just nuts. I mean, who has the time to write an expose on Pazuzu? DocP, again, I don't know you, but I sure don't have the time to write a complete story about you being 500 other AICN handles in secret, and that you have joined with all the zionists and neocons on AICN to further your agenda.<p>That's where he lost me. I've been reading this site for six years on now and I don't recall even the slightest bit of zionism or neocon thought or agendas being pushed, other than from me of course. But to ensure I'm "included" I tend to edit that stuff out of my posts before I type them.<p>Anyway, homewrecker is a pretty funny dude. My faves were the shots of mike wallace and ahmedinijad partying with bikini-clad hookers. TOO FUNNY.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Gaius another question for you

    by Deus Vult

    who is "brokebackcowboy" by the way? that "homewrecker" mentioned his name and I think, if I remember right, for whatever resaon, someone made a comparison b/w me and "brokebackcowboy" in that our posts sounded the same...could that be right? where have I been all these years to have missed all this drama?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Immortal Fish, TomBodet, Prof.Ikamono, etc.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yeah. The blog provides keen insight into the mind of that poor, poor guy. Judging by all of the creative Photoshopping, it's clear that he not only had a lot of time to cultivate his frightening theories, but that he also genuinely believed them. Although, I tend to think he "played it up" a little after he found out we knew of the blog.<P>TomBodet, you crazy bastard. Of course, how could anyone forget ol' Ringy and THE COLOR OF FIRE!!!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    No-one cares about Sundance updates......

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    ....if this article dominating Talkback counts have anything to say....

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult - Making it 3 for 3.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    brokebackcowboy is BringingSexyBack. Though he denies it, I'm one of several who still subscribe to the theory.<P>But the tale of brokebackcowboy's bannishment is a loooong one. And it will cost you. ;^)

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 4:52 p.m. CST

    well boys I gotta tell ya...

    by Deus Vult

    that dude is one funny guy, no question. I laughed so hard at the empire finds homewrecker that I woke my wife up from her nap and lemme tell ya, she was NOT laughing, not a bit.<p>Now, how much is it gonna cost me?

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 4:52 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I think he believed Doc was a hired hand here at AICN. Doc may remember the details...

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 5:11 p.m. CST

    oh Gaius--thanks btw!

    by Deus Vult

    Great explanation and yes that does make three. I was just re-reading the wallace/ahmedinijad interview and it's out of control. <p>I don't care if homewrecker is a thousand people on this site, he is one funny bastard.<p>I've spoken to bringingsexyback a number of times, he's a good dude. how could a good dude be a bad dude with an alternative ID? don't make no sense!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Getting banned...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yes, when someone gets banned, ALL of their posts disappear from ALL of the TBs. (This is kind of unfortunate because it breaks up the coherency of the discussions, etc.) But every once in awhile, if you do a Google search, you'll get lucky with a cached version of a TB that still retains a banned TBer's posts.<P>I have actually seen this and it's money. Heh, heh, heh. ;)

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Spoiler? I don't get and why?

    by Rambo in the Bronx

    Do you think they've revealed too much plot information? I don't get it. This Talkback is so misleading.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Quick question BSB

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    How do you know brokebackcowboy was "awesome" when you claimed to not know who he was when you first appeared on AICN?<P>And by "awesome" you mean the guy who got banned for consistently posting anti-Semetic/blame America-Israel first rants and accusing Harry and AICN of being a Zionist front.<P>Mind you, I'm not talking about zfisk/homewrecker here. This was brokebackcowboy...who, strangely enough, tried to be zfisk/homewrecker's friend. (He sounds "awesome", eh?) Maybe your memory about that detail is a little fuzzy. Either way, I find it to be hilarious.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Catch phrases


    I'm not a huge fan of the catch Phrases perhaps because I'm not always an active participant in the Talkbacks. However one Catch Phrase that needs to make a comeback is "Juggfuckled". That was one of the best talkbacks that I have witnessed in the time I have been visiting AICN

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    BSB and everyone else I'm lost

    by Deus Vult

    I can't follow all these names. it's too much work. I'm too old. someone just reveal the history of everything to me and be done with it. no more secrets!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 8:43 p.m. CST

    aintitcool has a TIT in the middle of it

    by ETI

    it's true!, see? ain't-it-cool... oh hell, it was there a minute ago!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 8:44 p.m. CST


    by Finchmeister

    Remember that one? Good times!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Gives a whole new meaning to "chromedome"

    by KongMonkey

    awh hell, you'd have a boner too working around Alba.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Damn! Over three-hundred posts...

    by rbatty024

    Who would have thought The Silver Surfer's testicles would create such a fan base. If people keep this thread going, then The Silver Surfer's testicles might actually get their own spin-off film. Yeah!

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Newsflash BringingSexyBack

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I never got "owned" by brokebackcowboy because I never really engaged him in TB. Therefore, I don't really have a history with him other than one of being an observer. You seem to forget that I only accused you of being him. You denied it, I egged you on because of the overwhelming evidence, and here we are today, blah, blah, blah.<P>But you are ever so touchy about this tonight aren't ya?<P>BTW: Doc doesn't post in the Battlestar TBs and I see you've completely avoided my question. Yep, typical and symptomatic. Ah well.

  • Jan. 21, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    So, how big are Galacticus's Divine Cajones?

    by Doctor_Sin

    And will earth become his personal bukkake victim? Find out!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, midnight CST

    This is silly, BSB.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Deus Vult asked me a question and I gave him an answer. My apologies if the answer does not sit well with you.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST


    by apolo_sputnik

    Has blue flames painted on the side of his nads. And, the silver surfer would be green. Because it's different. And Bay is all about fucking up, I mean, making ideas original. Fucktard.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:29 a.m. CST

    The Zone

    by pjdon

    What is the Zone, i tried to find it on google and it just comes up with a load of diet websites

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:40 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Well, almost immediately after brokebackcowboy was banned, bringingsexyback suddenly showed up and started 1) posting at least as much as BBC, 2) kept virtually the same hours on AICN as BBC, 3) creepily zeroed in on the very same people who had been beating BBC to a pulp except in an exaggerated, friendly way, 4) claimed to have been a long time avid reader of TB yet had never heard of BBC who was one of the most visible and hated talkbackers, 5) suddenly developed an uncanny knowledge of which TBs BBC had fought in and what his positions were, 6) when prodded, he showed (and shows) identical extremist views. ........ There are numerous other tells, many of which are fairly recent as time goes on and BSB loses his fear of banning and loses track of his previous convoluted fabrications. As for BSB being a "good guy", ask him about his theories regarding the "zionist role" in the holocaust (not to mention every tragedy ever to befall mankind during the last 100 years) and what he thinks of religious loonies the Neturei Karta -- just as an example.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:49 a.m. CST

    oh and re zfisk/homewrecker

    by DocPazuzu

    He thinks I'm Mori. He once posted an alleged "article" which he claimed was all over the internet alleging, in discreet language, that not only was I "Harry Knowles's serpentine henchman" Mori, but that Mori was an "ardent fascist" among other things. When confronted by the fact that the article apparently didn't exist anywhere else on the net except in zfisk/homewrecker's post in TB, and when asked to provide at least one other link to where it might be "all over the internet", he predictably refused. When his posts reached the level of openly claiming how "drooling, hand-wringing Jews" were poised to topple the world (and AICN) I knew his banning was imminent and saved a copy of his "article" for posterity. I'd repost it here for shits 'n' giggles but I don't want to get in trouble.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:52 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    I thought you were a lawyer... ;)

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Where is The Zone and are there hookers?

    by Doctor_Sin


  • Jan. 22, 2007, 3:58 a.m. CST

    Perhaps he should be called Norrin Nadd

    by cornstalkwalker

    I wish that the Silver Surfer could be done properly since he's one of the coolest characters to ever grace a comic. If you can find it, check out the fox animation show they did of Silver Surfer.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 6:27 a.m. CST

    wow, I think you guys need wanna_banana

    by just pillow talk

    in this talkback. I'm sure she can do magically power cosimically goodness to silver balls.... :-)

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 7:48 a.m. CST

    I think you need a 3rd version of that post BSB

    by just pillow talk

    May I ask why it bothers you so that some other talkbackers think you were someone else? What does it matter? I don't know who this cowboy dude was, but was he as bad as stooopider? Worse?<p>Doc, if you are the monitor, do you get a badge? Is it shiny?<p>Can't we all just sing kumbaya around a campfire?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Notice, if you will...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...brokedick's sudden vast knowledge -- albeit hilariously skewed -- of events he once claimed to know nothing about, such as flame wars involving "brokebackcowboy", and my supposed "licking" of "mental wounds" (something which only BBC and BSB have ever claimed). Anyone who was present at the time remembers the utter destruction of the Unholy Trio (BrokeBackCowboy, GingerTwit and zfisk/homewrecker), despite brokedick's revisionist claims. Especially funny is that brokedick only started screaming about "proof" and links to earlier talkbacks featuring BBC after they disappeared in the Great Purge. The David Duke style whitewash BSB put himself through after his first banning evaporates as soon as he's asked pointed political questions which yield answers identical to BBC's. I, for one, greatly enjoy his foam-flecked rage when this happens.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:03 a.m. CST

    so I take it singing kumbaya is out of the question?

    by just pillow talk

    So then I take it this talkbacker was an idiot and you don't want to be associated with him? If that's the case, then I can see why you wouldn't want to be called the cowboy dude.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Another one of BSB's...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...fetishes -- one which is shared, oddly, by BBC -- is the heavy reliance upon insults involving anal sex when he begins losing it. Although he has toned it down a bit in his current incarnation, brokedick used to say how he was going to fuck our "Jewish sisters and mothers in the ass". He also, hilariously, berated a talkbacker for ages for not knowing the proper meaning of the word "reaming". To his credit, the talkbacker involved said nothing about the stream of ridicule as it so happened that he DID know the meaning of the word and it was brokedick himself who didn't understand the term. Made of less sterner stuff as I am, I couldn't resist the temptation and told brokedick what an ass he was making of himself and posted links to definitions of the word -- which of course prompted him to say how I had "no life" and was beyond "sad" for looking up the definition of the word "ream" to begin with, never mind that he was completely owned by a silent talkbacker.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:22 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    We've been through the politics a million times before and I'll wait for a TB dealing with a political film for another round with you. As you well know, I am a regular in these here parts and a postponement of such a discussion hardly counts as cutting and running on my part -- especially since I've singlehandedly engaged you, GingerTwit and zfisk/homewrecker at the same time on several occasions without raising a sweat. I'll be happy to discuss your true/false identity in this TB but let's save the particulars of politics for another TB, shall we?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:23 a.m. CST

    KielerKai - Cameron hasn't had the time yet

    by just pillow talk

    Since the fire that broke out and interrupted Harry's interview with him. Not sure when they'll be able to continue.<p>This is like when Harry met Sally...I just know you two are gonna end up together!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:38 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    I'm not going to post in there just to start trouble for no reason. I'll wait for a right-wing, left-wing or Third Positionist extremist asshole to post something really stupid and offensive before I say anything. That's how it's usually done. So if you fall into one of those three categories of asshole, then by all means feel free to post something really stupid and offensive and I'll clean your clock. Again.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:47 a.m. CST

    abom - the zone is good

    by just pillow talk

    to give out your email address to a fellow talkbacker. That's how I got my hands on the Transformers script (still haven't finished reading it) and the ringwear's super-sized review of King Kong and AICN staff.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:04 a.m. CST

    you get one free when you sign up in the zone

    by just pillow talk

    you didn't get yours? You can personalize it for free. Mine says J.P.T. I always get funny looks at work, but that's because it's supposed to be shirt and tie....I think.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:12 a.m. CST

    BSB - He can dance all day!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Good lord. Not only did you double-post BSB (no doubt out frustration), but your conjoint posts at 7:05 and 7:18am are CLASSIC brokebackcowboy. Do you do this on purpose or can you just not help it?<P>Anyway BSB, don't you have some wanna_bannana posts to jerk-off to or something?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:13 a.m. CST

    And by the way...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...I wear that Battlestar Galactica t-shirt with pride, Goddammit! Pride!!!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:16 a.m. CST

    true, very true abom

    by just pillow talk

    I can't say I'll ever use the zone the way others do. I too perfer the TB format. Once in a while there's comedy golden nuggets just waiting to be unearthed from a TB about something inconsequential. And I believe there is now a new Christmas song out about surfer's nut sack called "Silver Balls". I still can't believe that was a talkback!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST

    so you are telling me abom...

    by just pillow talk

    that this AICN zone is the same zone from Hellboy? How much cheadle did you let in!!!!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Actually, brokedick...

    by DocPazuzu DID peek into the Zone, but all you did was try to PM-hump my leg for a copy of Ringy's KK review. Seriously, if you really do find me that objectionable then stop trying to be my pal, because it's very, very creepy.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:42 a.m. CST

    MNG - careful putting that shirt in the dryer

    by just pillow talk

    it shrinks!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Thanks for the tip, BSB.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Now, if I actually did archive TBs...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...I sure as hell would have provided copies of brokeback's posts. Yeah, make no fuckin' mistake about that! And since AICN has begun to purge posts out of it's past TBs, Google searches are no longer our collective friend, in this particular instance. I guess not having the vindictive forsight you accuse me of is a mistake on my part.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:10 a.m. CST

    shows how gay merrick is

    by white owl

    and the reason he got on this site... AICN wanted to be an EOE!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:20 a.m. CST

    how 'bout those Spidey 4 rumours?

    by just pillow talk

    Think they'll get Sammy? Anyone? Bueller?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    I don't know, Prof.Ikamono.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    But it's a shame. Not only do we lose most of the reasons why some people act & react they way they do here, but we lose lots of great posts filled with interesting stories and humor. I've got a sad feeling all those moments will be rain.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    this talkback......

    by giger167

    .....I think I actually aged while reading through these posts. Who knew a silver bulge could be the bone of such contention (insert a suitable Kenneth Williams double entendre here lol)

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:29 a.m. CST

    giger - if you think you've aged in this talkback

    by just pillow talk

    try a transformers one.<p>MNG - that was very poetic, though sometimes these talkbacks are like a hail storm!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    yup, Sammy won't be cheap D Taint...

    by just pillow talk

    hopefully Tobey sticks to his guns and is finished with Spidey, that way they can get someone else.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST


    by TheFunkyEnigma


  • Jan. 22, 2007, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Monster Squad

    by porterdsgn

    The Monster Squad quotes never get old with me!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Does he use silver polish to buff them to a high shine?

    by Doctor_Sin

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Oh, my mistake, brokedick...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I suppose this isn't a copy of your PM then, right?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:44 p.m. CST

    As for "archiving" your posts...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...don't flatter yourself. The only posts I've ever saved are a few by zfisk/homewrecker and ringwearer9. See, you're just an obnoxious shit and not very interesting -- well, certainly not interesting enough to save for posterity. The other two, on the other hand, are actually insane for real and therefore much more interesting and funny than you, brokedick.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Your biggest mistake, brokedick...

    by DocPazuzu know what it was? BBC was a complete asshole but he was a tenacious fucker -- much like your current persona. In fact, he was so tenacious that there's not a chance in hell he'd have taken his banning like a man and gone away. He would have popped right back in here under a new name. Anyone who dealt with him would confirm that, I'm sure. Fuck, even Jar Jar 4 Prez came back under a different name. You'd actually have us believe that within the first 24 hours of BBC's banning, a virtual clone of him in every way just happened to decide to register a TB handle after being a longtime reader, while at the same time the "real" BBC vanished, never to be heard from again. Not only that, but you sing the praises of BBC (when not claiming ignorance of his existence) - a talkbacker disliked by virtually everyone else. This is your biggest problem: your utter contempt for everyone else's intelligence.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Doc Sin

    by just pillow talk

    He sends them out to get them shined every week. After all, nothing like space travel takes off the silver glimmer on your balls quicker.<p>I can't back DocPazuzu on that zfisk dude, but I have been provided with evidence of ringwearer's mental instability. He's perfected it to an artform. <p>Abom, I cringed from that scene. I still shudder at the thought of that...

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk

    by DocPazuzu

    Hell, don't take my word for it -- just read zfisk/homewrecker's blog:

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:01 p.m. CST

    I just checked out "The Zone"...

    by Ricky Henderson

    Do you people actually post over there? Cuase it kinda sucks. It's very slow--people don't really respond to each other. Also, I could do without the annoying flashing banners everyone insists on making. A witty avatar is enough. Don't overdo it.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Tried the Zone a few times, but I really, really hate it. I only use it for private correspondence. Talkback, baby, Talkback!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Damnit Yack, you're leaving?

    by Ricky Henderson

    You're one of the few civil/intelligent people on these TBs...

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    DocPazuzu - you've got to be freak'n kidding me!

    by just pillow talk

    Wow, makes ringwearer look positively normal! After reading some of that shit, I have doubts as to who am I. Am I DocPazuzu? He's also a 9/11 conspiracy believer...gee, didn't see that one coming...<p>Um, did he make a list of every single talkbacker during that time?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I agree, jimmy

    by Novaman5000

    It's just light on the silver bulge that all tight wearing superheroes have. Put down the lubricant, boys. Show's over.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST


    by myspoonistoobig

    Stomp the Yard was number one LAST week as well. This is the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW. You Got Served and Kangaroo Jack were only the beginning.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 1:54 p.m. CST

    YackKata? Cheadle kick!

    by just pillow talk

    Speaking of cheadle kicks...Prof. I, that was pretty funny. Poor wolfman...I'm sure he wishes they just did a dance off...

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 2:13 p.m. CST

    OK, I know I have some catching up to do but..

    by 0rcus

    what is all this zfisk/homewrecker stuff everyone is talking about? Are there any links to old Tb's that might enlighten me on this? And there is a blog that names folks over at AICN as part of a conspiracy? Is there a link for that too? <br><br> Thanks<br><Br> O

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Orcus - check above to Doc P's response to me

    by just pillow talk

    it's zfisk's web page. He's ever so slightly off his rocker...

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Wlll do just pillow talk

    by 0rcus

    Thanks for the assist

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    um, BSB, homewrecker is clearly pyschotic

    by just pillow talk

    I wouldn't use his webpage to back up your view of Doc P. Just saying...<p>Johnny Quest film would just be fantastic if done right...

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 3:25 p.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    hey guys, I'm not gonna get in the middle of the debate you all have going on right now, but the homewrecker site is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. and I don't even get all the inside jokes!<p> <p>now go read the story of the empire finding his site. it'll bring tears to your eyes.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 3:55 p.m. CST

    I swear I thought...

    by JadedSOB

    That this post would only get about 5 talkbacks. It is a sad day when the stupidity of checking for the Surfer's genitalia makes "cool" news and then talkback fodder. Aw, dammit... Now I just added to the whole mess too. :-/ No wonder I'm so damned jaded

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Deus, the homewrecker site's a fucking riot

    by finky089

    muchas thanks

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    I mean, "the homewrecker's site's MINT"

    by finky089

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Surfer's nards need to be CHEADLED

    by finky089

    by the way

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Yack, if you ever come back, did you know

    by finky089

    that you appear on this homewrecker nut's site as none other than...<p> Admiral Piett! <p> Seriously. That's so awesome. He was always my favorite Imperial Officer (hey, Vader promoted him.) <p> Homewrecker. Funny site, but the guy's TOTALLY disturbed.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four 2: Riving Seagal's Career?

    by finky089

    too incestuous?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    What name (if not your own) do you use in The Zone? Cause if someone is using your name there, you should address it with the Mods (<P>Otherwise, you got served some old school, hardcore pwnage with that screen cap. I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw that PM. I mean, how embarrassing for you!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 7:49 p.m. CST

    RE: Take a wild guess.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I have no idea. But if it's not your TB handle, that would be teh ghey. But there is one other possibility I could mention...<P>Don't contemplate too long, BSB. After all, it is your AICN namesake.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 7:53 p.m. CST

    This movie is gonna suck more than just Surfer's balls

    by ProziumJunkie

    I would feel bad for Chiklis but he was dumb enough to sign up for this turd. Stick to The Sheild numbnuts!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:11 p.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    scroll down for a post I dedicated to your hard work and lifetime achievement therein.<p>once done there, make SURE you read the empire finds homewrecker story on his site. don't take finky's word for it, although he's right, do check it out. it's hilarious.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:16 p.m. CST

    hey GAIUS and BSB can't we all just get along?

    by Deus Vult

    Seriously! you know, I've had a few conversations, make it ALOT of conversations, with both you guys. and I've enjoyed them to the extent you can enjoy talking with someone you've never met or know personally. regardless, you're both good dudes.<p>and Deus Vult is a BRILLIANT judge of character. I don't find good qualities in bad people. therefore, can't we just lay all our cards on the table, say a few nasty things to each other, and then agree to disagree going forward and not drag each other through the mud? come on boys, no grievances!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Tsk, tsk, BSB.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That's rather passive of you. So, if you're claiming that your TB handle is not actually your Zone handle (because someone else created it), then what name did your register in The Zone?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    The funny thing is, BSB knows that I think he's brokebackcowboy. There is no great secret here and nearly everyone knows it. The fact that he chose to go from 0 to 60 on me after I answered your question earlier is kind of a funny thing. I guess he got tired of the cute little jabs we've been enjoying after the Sly/Pharte/Don Murphy era. So, I couldn't care less about his "total disregard". Tough shakes, eh?

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST

    RE: "No Life TB Archiver"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That's cute. And you're lying.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:19 p.m. CST

    It's like Matter and Anti-Matter, ain't it?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Kind of like liars and the truth.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    so who is don murphy?

    by Deus Vult

    and has anyone ever told me what cheadled means? I need an aint it cool dictionary.

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Doc Pazuzu

    by BendersShinyAss

    I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was limit to where I could go on your internet. I've watched you take down talkbackers, both for real and in your mind, but dude... I haven't done shit to you so lay off

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Don Murphy is one of the main producers for the upcoming "Transformers" movie. Just wait for another one of those TBs and watch the hate fly.<P>That's 4 for 4, Deus.<P>"Someday...and that day may never come...I'll call upon you to do a service for me."

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    nope, no way, not a chance, ain't gonna happen

    by Deus Vult

    I say no to drugs, alcohol, prostities, and joining any collectives. why? mostly because I'm married really. that's what happens when you get married boys, so Gaius and Ikamono, stay single.<p>Gaius-where is that familiar quote from? also, I gotcha baby, you're covered if you need help. oh and by the way, you had a rockin' funeral on rome two sundays ago.<p>Ikamono, great amount of details. I think harry and mori made a BIG mistake by using the name "mcweeny"...hell if he's writing a script he could have come up with a better screen name, maybe oh I don't know something like buck naked. even that's more believable than mcweeny if you ask me.<p>don't remember that cheadle superbowl commercial, I only remember the "go daddy!" commercial to be honest. finally, this site is consuming all my free time and some of my work time yet I've retained free will so clearly I can resist! YOU'RE BROKEN! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  • Jan. 22, 2007, 11:33 p.m. CST

    "I've got nards, Greg. Could you milk me?"

    by thebearovingian

    hardee har har

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:41 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Good call. BBC and BSB are the ONLY two who ever spelled zfisk with a capital "Z". They're also the only two talkbackers who refer to Jesus on a regular basis as "Yeshua". I personally don't care that they're one and the same since I don't find either of "them" to be a challenge. It just amuses me endlessly to watch his rage at having backed himself into a corner on the matter to such an extent that he can no longer admit it without humiliating himself. Watching him dangle and deny something which is widespread knowledge out of principle is actually much more rewarding than coming clean would be. Besides, he still argues the same odious Third Positionist politics as BSB so there's no real difference when it comes time to battle him.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by BendersShinyAss

    I'm not going to feel ashamed of myself for looking over homewreckers blog page. nor am i going to feel any moral shame over the many laughs i've had reading his shit. Seriously dude, I've felt more shame coming to this site and taking trash with you guys. But it is interesting to me that i can get in trouble, having all shred of respect stripped from me because i went to that site, yet check out your hero pazuzu - posting links to it after ripping me a new one for even daring to venture over there of my own free will. The true irony is, i only know about that place because Pazuzu linked to it way back fuck knows when. do you see the true loopyness of the aicn talkbacker? <p> sometimes you guys are just a little too high and mighty

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Bender, Bender, Bender...

    by DocPazuzu

    I'd prefer to keep thinking of you as naïve, but the fact is that you're coming across more and more as just plain dense. Why would I post links to zfisk/homewrecker's blog if I considered visiting it to be tantamount to some sort of heresy or treason? I visit his site on a regular basis hoping for updates myself. You lost any respect I may have had for you when you lent credence to that fruitcake's theories by posting a message on his site where you pleaded innocence of the "conspiracy". It's also quite clear from subsequent posts in TB that you really do believe there is such a "multi-username" conspiracy, albeit on a smaller scale than the one imagined by zfisk/homewrecker. That betrays an enormous lack judgment and critical thought on your part, no matter how much you try to hide it behind your faux sensible pledges of being a "fence-sitter".

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:33 a.m. CST

    "Doc P can you post that on the net somewhere?...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I don't think most people would give out addys but would love to read it." ( ....... I suppose I photoshopped that TB post as well, right brokedick? A couple of minutes later, as shown by the TB, I said that anyone who wanted a copy could PM me in the Zone. Less than ten minutes after I told Just Pillow Talk (in TB) that I had e-mailed him a copy, I get that PM from "BringingSexyBack". So you want us to believe that after encouraging me to make Ringy's opus available for perusal by some way other than having people post their addys in TB, and after I said that they could PM me in the Zone, that someone decided -- at that very moment -- to register in the Zone as "BringingSexyBack" because they either wanted to impersonate you or couldn't think of a name of their own. Does that about cover it? While we're on the subject, perhaps you could enlighten me as to where and when I was owned yesterday, and by whom?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:36 a.m. CST

    P.S. brokedick...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...thanks for using your old compadre zfisk/homewrecker's take on the flame wars from his blog. In fact, use him to back up everything you say as much as possible.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Doc, Doc, Doc

    by BendersShinyAss

    The dude listed me in his 'theory' or YOUR multi talkback names. So fucking what if I sent him a message telling him I'm not you. You talk down on me as if I'm some sort of Pazuzu underling. Is this your talkback? Harry has revealed to us that there are 'talkback police' ... dude call me naive as you like but if anyone was going to fit the bill it would most likely be you. no? <p> I am a fence sitter my friend. Always have been. I can go months without visiting this site. indeed I've only been coming back lately for Cameron and Transformers information.... maybe jackson news, but only because i love the shit Ringbear stirs up. And lets not deny it Doc.... it doesn't take much to stir you up. You jump on the most innocent of posters, ie; me... when my biggest crime is saying "Yeah i like Lord of the rings and king kong, but damn they're pretty fucking long aren't they... whats that all about. they'd be better if they were a little tighter wouldn't you agree" <p> I think you're just a little pissed because I'm not one of your bitches. you're like bush. Either I stand side by side with America, or I'm a terrorist sympathizor. so stick that in your smipe and poke it

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:06 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    As far as I know, the "talkback police" Harry referred to don't actually participate in TB, just sort of float around and ban people who don't follow the rules. Considering how long it takes for them to respond to the worst offenders at times, they can't be very attentive. The fact remains that at the very least you see no difference between a malignant loon like zfisk/homewrecker and everyone else and actually believe in his "multi-username conspiracy". No amount of weeping about how you're not allowed to visit other sites is going to lessen that sad, sad point. Your method of debate is quite pathetic, by the way. You keep trying to make yourself sound like some sort of victim, being "talked down" to, being considered "an underling" in "my" TB, being forbidden to visit other sites, and that you're "innocent" of no other "crimes" than having opinions about LOTR and KK. This is fucking talkback, Bender. If you can't debate the issues without trying to make yourself seem like a quivering pile of put-upon jello for sympathy points then you're in the wrong forum.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:40 a.m. CST

    you're right, this is the wild fucking west

    by BendersShinyAss

    You're a tough nut pazuzu. It matter not what anyone says to you, you domine and peer down on EVERYONE. Except your bitches. But event hey require some growling teeth from you on occasion. So you indicate that what you're really wanting from me, and everyone else, is a debate. ok, so it's just a game then. I can't see silver surfers balls and i'll put money on it that it's an optical illusion. I like reading Homwreckers blogs. I find him funny and informative. but just because I say that doesn't mean I'm putting him at the top of my favourites folder and sending him fan mail. It's a fucking website. Do better.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:43 a.m. CST

    i type to fast

    by BendersShinyAss

    use your translator

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:43 a.m. CST

    i type too fast

    by BendersShinyAss

    use your translator

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:45 a.m. CST

    & i post too quickly

    by BendersShinyAss

    this sucks. I'm reduced to arguing with Pazuzu. Harry, hurry up with Cameron and transformers and hobbit, it's getting hot and dank down here

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:50 a.m. CST

    "It's a fucking website. Do better."

    by DocPazuzu

    Well, of course, since that's obviously what this is all about -- either creating a website "better" than zfisk/homewrecker's or shutting up about his. Yep.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 3:04 a.m. CST

    The list of names on that site isn't complete...

    by myspoonistoobig

    I want to know if I am part of Doc Pazuzu as well. :(

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 3:29 a.m. CST

    I'm picturing the end of Spike's Malcolm X

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Where children around the globe stand up and pronounce, "I am Doc Pazuzu!"

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 6:48 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Instead of trying to goad us into asking you what you do for a living, why don't you just tell us so you can rub our noses in it? You know you're dying to.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Doc, do your bitches get name tags or jerseys?

    by just pillow talk

    And if someone becomes your bitch, does their box get an unique color?<p>new math dude - same type of moron that complains about the content of talkbacks. Are you sure you're not someone else?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 7:33 a.m. CST

    um BSB, I was being sarcastic

    by just pillow talk

    I find it pretty funny that someone accused Doc P of having bitches. If you want to read something funny, go back to the Greengrass TB and read uss cygnus's post.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 7:44 a.m. CST

    abom - 24% this month said no to:

    by just pillow talk

    can a man confront the forces of darkness without giving in to them?<p>Share that tidbit with everyone you know.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    I'm so confused

    by Deus Vult

    let's discuss something cool, like time travel, fascists, christina aguiler's hooters, dinosaurs, making mori angry, porn, anything but who got owned or who's secret identity is who's. <p>besides, Ikamono pointed out last night that everyone on her 'sept me is the same person so can we just accept his explanation and move on. please?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST

    of course I meant "everyone on herE"

    by Deus Vult

    stupid uneditable posts be damned!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    damn server!

    by just pillow talk

    I couldn't get back in...I was so worried that I couldn't waste my work day in these TB jungles!<p>Now how did the by (insert TB name) become blank a few posts up??? What's going on in here?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Prof I - I think something crazy is going on

    by just pillow talk

    Website experiencing technical difficulties...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:52 a.m. CST

    careful Prof I

    by just pillow talk

    BSB will start calling you someone's bitch. On the plus side you do get a cool jersey...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:57 a.m. CST

    is his jersey in the mail?

    by just pillow talk

    fair is fair.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:07 a.m. CST

    website difficulties

    by BendersShinyAss

    you know what happened to me. I thought i got banned after the first time the Doc proclaimed his lack of affection towards me. I just could NOT log in. and i felt so much shame for the desperation i felt trying to break down the walls. I even went to Homewreckers site and commented a new conspiracy theory. but then i got to log back into aint it cool and I have no way of getting to my comment to homewrecker and now when the Doc sees it he's going to jump all over my cock. oh well.... Back to reality for me I guess.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:16 a.m. CST

    If I'm right then...

    by BendersShinyAss

    ...i really shouldn't be spending this much time here... i thought i was cured. I'm having a relaps. incidently, i don't believe anyone here is new. just the names are changing

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Damn site, stealing my thunder!!!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yeah, I don't know what happened to my post addressed to Bender or why my name didn't appear on my post to BSB. But I shall be avenged! :^)

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Bender ( best I can remember)

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I think I understand what you were saying earlier. I have nothing against anyone checking out zfisk/homewrecker's blog = if you want to look into the face of paranoia and madness, that's a good place to go! However, I think DocP had an issue with your comments attached to the blog. I don't think I said anything directly to you about that.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Flexo gibbs

    by BendersShinyAss

    dude, i was hiding from some crazed fans. seriously, want proof? I have over 10,000 of em and they keep growing. it's been a good year for it (& thats just the last 6 months)

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Regarding brokebackcowboy's "blog"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Anyone who has checked it out can tell it's been wiped clean. Basically, brokeback created that thing and wrote about 3 posts...all dedicated to a theory that AICN was a Zionist front.<P>Anyone remember the animated gif of Harry (the ones that are always in the top lefthand corner) that used to break down into a bunch of pentagons? Well, brokeback made a screencap of this to show that there were hidden Jewish Stars of David on the 25th frame! So, in the midst of his spouting similar sentiments in TB, he then proceeded to invite Harry to check out this masterful blog creation. He was banned shortly thereafter. Enter BSB.<P>So, I asked BSB about this blog and even provided him the link. He replied that there wasn't much to read. I checked it again and saw that it had been erased. Coincidence? My fellow be the judge.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    MNG - two more parts to go on that Frontline ep

    by just pillow talk

    Wonder how it'll turn out? What a train wreck...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:49 a.m. CST

    that's pretty funny, AICN and Zionist front

    by just pillow talk

    If you look carefully at the top, Iron Man is blasting Jewish Stars outta his palm...<p>Blade 2 must be responsible for the slowness of the site today...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:57 a.m. CST

    well thank you prof

    by BendersShinyAss

    it's been time travel discussions everywhere with me today. christadelphians are shockers to try and talk with on the subject. somehow jesus and God exist outside of time. don't ask them how, they'll get pissed off at you.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I love how BSB now resorts to flailing posts that consist of nothing but juvenile oral sex jokes, references to saliva, hermaphrodites, and bloody matzos. Classic!<P>Well, I'm bored. Later chaps; it's been...emotional.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    re: Sandman on Spidey 3 website

    by just pillow talk

    He really looks constipated, which is strange since he's made of sand and all...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    BSB - the dead count is going up internally now

    by just pillow talk

    Hamas vs. Fatah, they don't need any outside help right now.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Hamas vs. Fatah

    by just pillow talk

    That'll put a cramp in any peace process or trying to present a united front. Do you think lox and bagels would help? It's one thing to bring up the Palestinian death toll, but what about the Israeli death toll? It's a two way street with both of those groups.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:48 p.m. CST

    the reference to Munich is fine

    by just pillow talk

    but there are also good/bad Palestinians, yes? Just choosing to view one side's atrocities against the other side is not correct either.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    but BSB, all I seem to be hearing from you

    by just pillow talk

    is the Israeli violence against Palestine...what about the Palenstinian attacks against Israel? There have been times where certain factions blatantly attacked Israel during peace negotiations.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    yeah, yeah...timing of the post

    by just pillow talk

    no prob dude.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Capt. Kirk would solve everything!

    by just pillow talk

    too bad the bastard is dead...

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:13 p.m. CST

    holy dear Lord, I can't believe I've missed something

    by Deus Vult

    relevant on here for a change. I'm saddened I didn't get to participate in the israeli/palestinian conversation. naturally any time I'm around all people are talking about are multiple identities of talkbackers, who pwned who, and all sorts of boring (to me) nonsense.<p>I suppose I'll skip dinner tonight or lunch tomorrow so I don't miss anything!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:21 p.m. CST

    "Galactus is coming but not before I do"

    by myspoonistoobig

    Fox needs to introduce a Transformers-style "write the line" contest so that can be in the film. Then I still won't see it, but I will think about that every time I see the DVD cover.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Deus is a body snatcher!

    by just pillow talk

    stay awake, stay away!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:24 p.m. CST

    god damn it!

    by just pillow talk

    stay awake! stay AWAKE! Stupid 5 yr old typing skills!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:40 p.m. CST

    mwa-ha! Deus gets you even though you're awake!

    by Deus Vult

    you see pillow, I was able to confound you from afar just enough to muck you up clever post!<p> (rubs hands together in an evil mastermind fashion)<p>and now for my next dastardley deed, I will prove you and BSB are really the same person, and that you were...(shocker)...arguing the arab/israeli conflict with none other than...(cue music)...YOURSELF!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:46 p.m. CST

    hmm...if that's the case

    by just pillow talk

    Then do I get to wear the black suit instead of the red and blue? It makes me look slimmer plus the ladies dig it.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Surfer's balls represent the Middle East Conflict

    by just pillow talk

    Little known fact.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    abom - you're right

    by just pillow talk

    I replayed the trailer and that is what he said. Not sure how I could have not heard that, thought he said "Yes, I'm plugged up! Moooooonriiiiver...What's it matter to you anyway?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Prof I - snomusic is one who believes that 9/11

    by just pillow talk

    theory I believe. Or some other nonsense about how the buildings came down. There's also DarfurontheRocks who I quickly saw on the Oscar TB saying that United 93 didn't happen or something like that

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST

    abom - black suit

    by just pillow talk

    One advantage has got to be when you are out drinking, the suit knows when you have to take a leak and just pulls back and let's you take a whiz. No fumbling with zippers, nice and easy.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    so is BSB also zfisk, or someone else?

    by just pillow talk

    I haven't had a problem with him, nor does it bother me one way or another if he was that cowboy dude. His comparison of Israel to the Nazi's is not correct and I hope he doesn't seriously believe that.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I love gardening.

    by DocPazuzu

    1) Plant a few seeds. 2) Go away for a few hours. 3) Come back and reap the awesome, ripe fruits of ownage. ....... Honestly, brokedick, the last couple of dozen posts of yours have been truly sad. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Prof I - I missed that

    by just pillow talk

    zfisk is a lunatic in the first degree.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 4:01 p.m. CST

    maybe i'm super late on this....

    by Buzzsawlenny

    but as i was watching the trailer again to see his nads i noticed that the preacher who was gonna marry them is comedian Brian Posehn and i think that rocks i might actually see this now

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Unless you're a man he won't do you.

    by TheLos

    Brad pitt keeps calling me and offering me money to interview his vampire...if you catch my drift

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    okay 5and5 you elude me again

    by Deus Vult

    but not forever. I'll GET YOU YET!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 8:45 p.m. CST

    BSB as one of your trusted allies I need your help

    by Deus Vult

    I'm working on a huge deal here, you see I'm trying to reveal 5and5's true identity. I know he's no time traveler AND he's not who he says he is. any idea what the REAL story is on this guy?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST

    you guys are nuckin futs!

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:30 p.m. CST


    by Deus Vult

    S Mart old friend 5and5 thinks I don't like him. but that's not the case at all. as you know S Mart I enjoy talking with everyone, never start a fight, love to engage in good conversation and humor and all that, but 5and5 is in possession of the repligin machine. I'm extremely concerned about his potential for mayhem. BSB-you should read now as well. As both you S Mart and BSB remember from the Hannibal talkback we have confirmed that aicn user "repligin" is a time traveler. he is/was in possession of the John Titor time traveling machine from GE circa 2036. additionally, he (5and5) has claimed in other talkbacks that he is a time travel but this doesn't make any sense. only repligin is the time traveler. here's his post from another talkback to prove he's claiming time traveling abilities: <p>you sure want to start a revolution. by 5and5makes12 Jan 23rd, 2007 03:37:06 PM There is like some guy who has like 650 handles and he definitelly has a hard on for this sight. Look for him in Silver Surfer TB. So unless you get him aroused in some kind of provocation/contest I can't see it happenin. Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. Better get that repligin machine ready... <p>now, what do you boys think? who is this guy? why would he claim to know the mysterious repligin, master of time travel and posting in his sleep? has anyone seen/heard from repligin in days/weeks?<p>boys the site is in crisis mode. this is bigger than any arab/israeli conflict. much, much bigger.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    its so over BSB, back to your regularly scheduled posts

    by Deus Vult

    the hunt for 5and5 is concluded for the evening. I can't do it w/o Nicely and he's unconscious I think. besides I have a cheap wine headache and the wife is gabbing on the phone.<p> Deus has a way of making things seem/sound/appear dire. its the only way to make things happen on this site. hey where's dorothy's taint? I want to talk to him/ seen him/her?

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 9:55 p.m. CST

    bsb--did you see taint brought back the ROTK review?

    by Deus Vult

    it's so funny, I love it. that bastard is amazing. he stole the "dorothy's taint" catchphrase I made up and created and id for it. pretty smart. <p>then, in a previous talkback, I brought up the ROTK review wherein I mentioned I loved the "ballstomp" comment the reviewer wrote, along with using "tits" as a verb, noun, adverb, pronoun, adjective, etc. and lo and behold there is the talkback, uncovered. admittedly he's no repligin or john titor but he's pretty frickin' good at what he does.<p>now for you cinco y cinco, how do you know Ikamono? also, while proofreading is indeed for chumps as Jonz has said many times, I need you to REALLY type and spell your words VERY carefully right now. I'm having a hard time understanding all of your words.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:03 p.m. CST

    BSB--5and5 is actually quite coherent with the euros

    by Deus Vult

    like Dick Nicely and MrJJonz. I swear something is afoot with that but my pounding headache prevents me from figuring it out.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    it keeps doing that to me too!

    by Deus Vult

    I swear Harry is doing it on purpose! he knows we want to read it really bad but are punishing us for enjoying a review he didn't write...that we know of.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:09 p.m. CST

    I'm confused

    by S-Mart shopper

    and not in that drunk female co-ed kind of way.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST

    we are all one! we are Harry's taint!

    by S-Mart shopper

    now and in the future!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:13 p.m. CST

    oh me too S Mart, more than you know in fact

    by Deus Vult

    to be honest, Deus has had a few conversations with some ODD people on here lately. I miss the days when just hung out with the euros and laughed at their keen wit and funny words. trying to solve the mysteries of the universe via aicn is a tedious, demanding job. <p>Ultimately I think I'll start being more of a casual poster, like yourself. I don't see anyone antagonizing you on the truths of repligin, time travel, john titor, or posting from the future while you're asleep for God's sake!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Got bad news for ya Deus

    by S-Mart shopper

    All these time travelers, mainly Titor, are back from 2036 for one reason doesn't exist anymore. Earth will be hit by an asteroid, Apophis, wiping out a lot of peoples. So, these guys have come back to hang out and laugh at what we consider to be global issues.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:22 p.m. CST

    yea I saw you mention that a few days ago, check it out

    by Deus Vult

    The current record for highest Torino rating is held by 99942 Apophis, a 400m near-Earth asteroid. On December 23, 2004, NASA's Near Earth Object Program Office announced that Apophis (then known only by its provisional designation 2004 MN4) was the first object to reach a level 2 on the Torino Scale, and it was subsequently upgraded to level 4. It is now expected to pass the Earth on April 13, 2029 quite closely but with no possibility of an impact. Future uncertainties in the orbit of Apophis will occur because of gravitational deflection during the 2029 encounter, so a Torino rating of 1 (for an encounter in 2036) applied until August 2006, when Apophis was downgraded to 0.

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:25 p.m. CST

    what about 2012?

    by Deus Vult

    that was supposed to be the end of the world according to the mayans right? here's more:

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:31 p.m. CST

    I like the whole Terence McKenna thing

    by S-Mart shopper

    ends kindda funny, just like the human race!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST

    S Mart and cinco see you boys tomorrow

    by Deus Vult

    bed time. and I've spent almost four hours on this site tonight I think S Mart is right when he says I need a break....

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    You ARE from the future!

    by S-Mart shopper

    on the 5th day of the 5th month of 2012, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

  • Jan. 23, 2007, 11:34 p.m. CST

    I dated a girl from the future once...

    by S-Mart shopper

    it didn't work out, she said I was too predictable!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 7:14 a.m. CST


    by just pillow talk

    So what I was taught in school was all wrong!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 7:29 a.m. CST


    by turketron

    HELL YES. Love it that people remember that 80's classic. I loved that movie as a kid. Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, the Mummy, the Creature from the Black Lagoon.... AWESOME! Watched it again a few years ago and it was still good.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 7:43 a.m. CST

    No, we'll still get it

    by just pillow talk

    They will speed up the schedule with Ratner at the helm.<p>When galactus gets a little excited, the cluster changes to "Erectus Dickus". Scientists are baffled as to the whys and how, mainly because they don't get any.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 8:46 a.m. CST

    I remember John Titor

    by BendersShinyAss

    have we caught up to that fucker yet?

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 8:51 a.m. CST

    thats bullshit about 2012

    by BendersShinyAss

    the worlds not going to end, the mayans had an astrological calendar which worked independent of the calendars we use today. theirs tracked the movement of the stars and the planets. There's a massive cloud of dark matter, the name eludes me but if you were with me now I could take you outside and point it out. anyways, when the sun passes in front of this cloud of dark matter it will be 2012, and thats the extent of how far they predicted the movements in the heavens.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 9:24 a.m. CST

    ALIEN 5 Script/Project

    by Edward Brock

    I guess not all hope is lost for an Alien 5. There's this group of pople who are trying to take a script to Fox and in order to do that they're already working on storyboards and on creating a presentation film to take it to them, Peter Jackson/LOTR style. I haven't read the script but from what I'm reading from their site, the tone looks right and the story gives a much deserved decent ending to Ripley's journey. The reviews from AvPGalaxy and PlanetAvP sound promissing and are unanimous on placing the script far above from a simple fan project. Apparantly the author already sent Moriarty a copy to get it reviewed it but he still hasn't got an answer. More details and how you can help over , including a pres. reel of the opening scene. Sounds promising to say the least. And it really can't be worse than what Fox is curently doing with the franchise.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Alien V

    by Edward Brock

    Moriarty's not changing the script. He's just supposed to review it and, I guess, get some attention towards the project by posting it on the site if he thinks it's worth it. abomination, didn't you know that Alien 3 was just a dream? Yeah, yeah, OK, I get the message. That's one of the main reasons why people keep waiting for a new movie, after A:R took Ripley to a place she didn't need to go. The 3rd movie also started with people waking up (or not) from cryotubes. What's the big deal?

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Ed - do you wear the alien symbiote suit

    by just pillow talk

    while you type, or do you just let the suit type by itself? Does the suit get coffee for you?<p>Can't get myself too excited about a potential Aliens movie. Should have stopped at 2.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:11 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk

    by Edward Brock

    This is the suit writting, actually. Brock is a terrible speller. A real mess. No wonder he takes pictures instead and even so... "Can't get myself too excited about a potential Aliens movie." Amen to that. While I'm kind of, well, promoting it, I'm also very cautious about it because a) it may suck hard and b)95% chance it'll never get made. But the love for the franchise is too big, can't let the brain get in the way.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:25 p.m. CST


    by just pillow talk

    I'm thinking a) would be the main deterrent, witness AvP. Yikes!<p>Oh, and withstand the darkness Eddie, don't give in! But if you kidnap Gwen, more power to you and give in to the darkness!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    They'e sent the script ot Latino Review too, but no answers so far. The AvPGalaxy and PlanetAvP reviews are fairly recent so maybe they'll post theirs once they see other sites doing the same. As for the storyboards well, being this a non profitable project (at least for now) and that still not that many people know about it, you gotta use the available talent. I'm not sure if doing some pre-vis is in their plans either.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:43 p.m. CST

    So from the silver surfer we go to Alien 5

    by 0rcus


  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk

    by Edward Brock

    "I'm thinking a) would be the main deterrent, witness AvP. Yikes!" Very true, unfortunately. But look on the bright side, at least Andershi* isn't involved on this. "Oh, and withstand the darkness Eddie, don't give in! But if you kidnap Gwen, more power to you and give in to the darkness!" Black symbionte gotta eat!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Orcus - smooth transition

    by just pillow talk

    as smooth as Surfer's balls...yes, that smooth.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:48 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    I made an effort to post this stuff on an already ridiculously off-topic TB. I was gonna post it on the Avatar topic but that place is already dead.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Ed - 95% of the TB's are off-topic

    by just pillow talk

    Like shooting fish in a barrel...<p>For Orcus, FF2 (including the magical silver package), will be an improvement over the first one, and probably more fun than the Superman sequel.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 2:07 p.m. CST

    point taken

    by Edward Brock

    you're right. The blog is down btw. Bummer.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 2:23 p.m. CST

    TB shift #12

    by just pillow talk

    I finally got around to seeing History of Violence. Thought it was okay and would have worked better if they kept it at "innocent by-stander saves the day" as opposed to what it turned out as. And William Hurt was just awful. On the plus side: cheerleader outfit and the 'stairs'. Now that's the cheerleader to save!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    Yes, it is. The english translation is pretty recent, that's why reviews are only getting coming out now. I loved HV by the way. And yes, Maria Bello is damn hot on that one.

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Wouldn't it be awesome if...

    by Cellar Door

    the Surfer in FF2:RotSS (yes, I had to specify in case of suckage) had huevos (balls) like the gun from T2? You know where he passes through the bars of that door but the gun doesn't? Except with this movie whenever SS passes thru anything his balls stay behind? So he ends up getting sling shotted all over the town and the FF just can't keep up? AWESOME!! Tim??! Are you listening? This is pure action movie gold I tell ya!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2007, 5:07 p.m. CST

    I'm not reading over 700 posts...

    by The Ghoul

    can some write me a quick summary. Thank you.

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 7:30 a.m. CST

    how many times have you been banned bad math guy?

    by just pillow talk

    Lemme guess, 12?

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    one shy of new Jim Carrey movie if you just add up

    by just pillow talk

    your numbers...<p>12 is your target number to reach then?

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 10:24 a.m. CST

    I am not

    by just pillow talk

    but be careful with timelines, you might create a wormhole.

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 11:01 a.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    Nope. Nor the original german version. The author is naturally very protective of it and so only people close to the project and those who recieved it to write reviews have read the script. Well, maybe if the whole thing gets nowhere they'll make it public.

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Prof.Ikamono, that was...

    by Edward Brock

    ... what the hell was that?

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Orcus, again

    by Edward Brock

    Actually, they've adressed that issue directly in the blog.

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    no dude

    by just pillow talk

    Just wondering what's with all the sudden posting to old talkbacks. I'm very surprised no one has been banned for that, but then again, I think Vern and Harry had posted in one of them, so maybe they don't care.<p>Who is "him in person" supposed to be?

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    um, okay

    by just pillow talk

    have fun collapsing the universe as we know it...

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 12:35 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    No conspiracy theory here, just a lot of free time. And it's all in the blog anyway. Orcus, here's the full link http://alienv.blogspot.c om/2007/01/why-script -is-not-online.html

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 12:40 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    WTF! Must. Go. Live In. Japan.

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 1:49 p.m. CST


    by Edward Brock

    does that make me a pimp? DAYWM!

  • Jan. 25, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Gotta agree on that one

    by Edward Brock

    That stuff was brilliant. And hitting them with those shinai thingies... watch?v=MQ4gQ04y8TE

  • June 19, 2007, 7:25 a.m. CST

    definitely cleaning up old TB's

    by just pillow talk


  • Nov. 7, 2007, 1:48 p.m. CST

    damn you spammer...

    by just pillow talk

    why don't you suck the surfer's nards?

  • Feb. 18, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Silver nards at that

    by orcus

    Wiggly silver junk

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 6:36 a.m. CST

    cosmic powered too

    by just pillow talk

    Sperm can level planets.

  • Feb. 22, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST


    by orcus

    He's got balls, that jingle jangle jingle

  • Feb. 23, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    he bowls with them too...

    by just pillow talk


  • Feb. 23, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    by orcus


  • Feb. 23, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    They go BONGGGGG!!!

    by orcus