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Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho We Had Some PIRATES Art For You!!

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Merrick again...
The unparalleled Father Time sent in this concept art from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END, as well as divulging a few more details about the film. I’m really digging the mix of fantasy & metaphysical in this movie; these designs have me stoked and I can’t wait to see all of this realized on-screen. Evidently, I'm one of the hapless minority who thought DEAD MAN'S CHEST was a vast improvement over the first film (although it was certainly flawed), so I'm pretty psyched to see how such glorious madness is handled this time around. And, I'm still waiting for Chow Yun Fat to find a supremely kick ass role in an American movie. He's up to it, but...thus far...his few U.S. projects have let him down. I'm hoping this is the one...

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  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    "End of the world" pic ripped off from Sinbad

    by Osmosis Jones

    You know, the animated Dreamworks flick from a few years back. EXACT same image.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    first!

    by armyofbees

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:45 p.m. CST

    ALmost FIrst!

    by jedihillis

    Damn!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:46 p.m. CST

    And they thought they were going to get away with it!

    by Aust1n

    thank goodness Osmosis Jones is on the case.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Keith Richards

    by Horace Cox

    Has anyone told Keith Richards yet that he is dead?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Fourth Pic

    by underscore_only

    Keef looks like Rafiki and Keira Knightley has some bigass melons in that pic.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Woulda been first...

    by gotdane

    but I had to creat my account. Badass pics.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Shipwreck Cove Rocks

    by Saluki

    I wouldn't mind trying a night or two there.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Artistic liberties taken with Keira's cleavage

    by tylerzero

    If only they were that big, ripe and luscious in real life...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:50 p.m. CST

    tylerzero & underscore_only

    by gotdane

    First thing I noticed!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:51 p.m. CST

    yeah, that artist tripled the size

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    though, I didn't notice until someone else mentioned it.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:53 p.m. CST

    WEAVERS BEAVER GOTTA EAT!

    by THE KNIGHT

    ...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Is orlando bloom even in

    by THE KNIGHT

    Is orlando bloom even in this movie anymore?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Kind of a let down...

    by jimmy_009

    ...This stuff looks really cool, but the first movie didn't go this far out into the realm of fantasy. The three movies will definitely not feel like a cohesive whole. That said it might be fun, unless it's as bloated as the second one.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Learn the definition of shit...

    by MetiphisLabs

    Before you call a movie "shit". If Pirates Dead Man's Chest was shit then how the hell do we define ACTUALLY bad movies? You see there's different levels of bad, not everything can be shit. Black Dahlia, that was shit. Pirates was a decent film.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Love DIsney Imagineers, giving Keira D-Cups...

    by The.Founder.

    that is truly a disney Imagineered Feat. Ha. also i really enjoyed the first movie, I too think the second passed the first, and hope this one manages to kick some Major ninja ass as well. Pirates to the end! Keep to the Code.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:19 p.m. CST

    How long before this pics get pulled?

    by Gorrister

    Hopefully, they won't. Don't know why studios get their panties in such a wad over a few pics anyways.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:23 p.m. CST

    I think AWE will be fantastic

    by AlwaysThere

    The recent pictures has restored all faith I have in this particular sequel been incredibly good.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:23 p.m. CST

    iI thought Keith was playing Jack Sparrow's dad?

    by DARTH VOODOO

    What's up w/ this Captain Teague stuff?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:23 p.m. CST

    How much CGI will they have to use...

    by Angry Mean Panda

    to make Keira Knightly's tits that big in the movie?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:27 p.m. CST

    I preferred POTC to DMC...

    by Ribbons

    ...but I'm still pretty excited about this one. I don't think I quite realized it until I was looking at this artwork. May can't get here quickly enough.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Reminds Me Of....

    by casinoskunk

    ....TIME BANDITS

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    I like Pirates 2, but it feels a lot like MUMMY RETURNS

    by George Newman

    Much larger scope, more action, but Pirates didn't suck. However it does feel long, and I am never one to complain about movie length. The film just drags somewhere in there. The mystery is just too extended. eh.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Oh, and the Artists rendition of Sabé's tits

    by AlwaysThere

    is the funniest thing I've seen this year. Someone's trying to win some brownie points there.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Keira Knightley: If These Boobs Could Talk

    by DaleTremont

    yes...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:39 p.m. CST

    pulling a bit of a geena davis there

    by occula

    holy golden globes, batgirl! take it easy, D&D concept artist! otherwise, those illustrations are pretty fantastic...MUCH tighter than crash's messy designs from last time!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:43 p.m. CST

    one of the hapless minority..

    by Amy Chasing

    well, I didn't think DMC was better than the first film, but it certainly was my fave Hollywood pic of 2006 (as far as I'm concerned you don't get more British than James Bond - and I enjoyed Casino Royale so much that takes first place on my list, even though it was probably financed by the US, but hey if I look deep enough I probably am to). <P> Anyway I hope that wonderous cleavage is accurate on the Keria pic (I'll call it "The Last Supper" - the picture, not Keira). Otherwise they should replace her with Christina Hendricks. Now that would make World's End my fave film of 2007! (this is coming out this year, right?) <P> Oh, and Chow Yun Fat is brilliant! So more of him, more Hendricks, and more cleavage. So say me all.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:44 p.m. CST

    I'm still staring into not-Keira's fantasti-Rack...

    by Angry Mean Panda

    They should make POTC 3-D, and have that concept art be the featured presentation.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    where i came from

    by jedihillis

    I watch this site pretty frequently but I rarely post. Just thought I'd get a "first" since I never do. And I think these pics looks sweet.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:05 a.m. CST

    i dont think wed see those titties at disneyland

    by werideatdusk

    sadly.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:10 a.m. CST

    And the winner for next year's oscar for single best...

    by rbatty024

    special effect: Keira Knightly's new bust. Hey, I thought this was Dead Man's Chest, not Keira Knightly's Chest. Okay, okay, I'm done.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Johnny Depp Don't Have to Eat!

    by talkbackgeek

    The man just exist's.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Not a rip from Sinbad more like Eric the Viking

    by Floyd_Dylan

    Remember when the crew were saying that they were reaching the end of the world, and the none believer on the boat said there is no end of the world?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:23 a.m. CST

    minority report

    by ciroslive

    I couldn't stand POTC as I thought it was nap-inducing boring. DMC? One of the favorite movies of the year and a HUGE improvement over the first one. Can't wait for 3!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Snakes on a pirate art train!

    by Snikkar124

    This film will be the best in the whole series,Im sure.The artwork looks cool.Depp is king,Bloom sucks cock for parts.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Photoshopped boobies?

    by DirkD13"

    Or did she finally reach puberty? I just hope this makes up for DMC, which was without a doubt the most boring film I watched at the theatre last year. A trailer would be nice Mr. Bruckheimer.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:10 a.m. CST

    Keiras Tits

    by Lewster3000

    are as flat as a the plot for Pirates 2. I wonder what she thought about the artists making them look... well... perfect. well lets just hope Pirates 3 is nice, big, firm and round as it should be.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    Not new artwork...

    by Charlie & Tex

    ...as the fight on the mast and whirlpool pics were plainly visible on the wall of the production office on the Priates II documentary - it's not like they were easy to miss, as they took up the best part of a wall.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:21 a.m. CST

    You people are freaking out over a painting of tits

    by DOGSOUP

    Do you flog the bishop to Oliva art too? Howabout the opening act to God of War with digititties? Get a grip NO WAIT DON'T! I'm sorry but I'm not impressed with fake tits, silicone or acrylic.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:23 a.m. CST

    those tits aren't that big

    by Bob C. Cock

    maybe at worlds end, but not in any just world.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Did Kiera get implants?

    by Durendal

    Seriously, she's got some pretty sizable knockers right there. Not even a pushup bra could make her itty bitty titties look that big.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Knightleys Jugs is proof....

    by boyblue

    That magical things still happen at Disney!!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:56 a.m. CST

    Yo-Ho, Ho-ly Kiera's tits!?!

    by HammeredGuy

    She would be just that much hotter with dem doubloons.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:04 a.m. CST

    I wonder is Ms Knightley has seen these pics

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    It must be very strange to see a production painting that re-imagines you with bobbling boobs all over the place. I hope she slapped the guy.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:06 a.m. CST

    You all know I meant 'if', right?

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Not 'is'. I wonder 'if', etc. I blame the terrible winds here in England for this unfortunate mistake.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Fantastic.

    by Ridge

    Truly fantastic artwork and you just know they'll transfer perfectly to the screen like part 2's did.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:33 a.m. CST

    why POTC will be a really good trilogy:

    by Amy Chasing

    because, much like Star Wars, they make it look easy

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:50 a.m. CST

    KEEF GOTTA EAT!

    by WinkyDinkyHoeCakes

    I mean, Keira's jugglies make him look like one skinny Glimmer Twin, ya know?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 4:27 a.m. CST

    Nice art but POTC is over rated.

    by Affleckwasthebomb

    I just don't get all the love for these films. The first was an average adventure fair, reasonably entertaining but not much else and don't even get me started on Depp being nominated for any awards let alone an Oscar for that performance. DMC looked pretty, the affects were brilliant but it was a 2 hour plus film that was there to set up the 3rd movie. It was overlong, you could of said what needed to be said in about half an hour. I do think this one could be good fun though and as I said the art looks good.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 4:45 a.m. CST

    Franklin

    by DirkD13"

    I lost several slates of the roof last night, and tonight there's going to be 80+ mph winds. Expect more typos.<p>This was your friendly weather report.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 4:59 a.m. CST

    Whats metaphysical in potc?

    by Reelheed

    Hmm? The images are ok and not any different from the first two in terms of style. Which isn't a bad thing. What? No monsters yet? And is it me or are KKs cannons looking larger than ever in the group shot? 8)

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:03 a.m. CST

    I wish Keira had tits like that

    by LittleDudes

    That's all I've gotta say, really.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:40 a.m. CST

    That Keira pic...

    by Pandas

    ...reminds me of the scene in Naked Gun with the police sketch artist and his embellishments.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:08 a.m. CST

    This film is going to be the TITS

    by kingoflight

    i mean the shit, fucking love that artist i bet the are pissing themself at the preproduction office looking at that picture. most of the speical effects budgets going into thoese pair of beautiful bouncing firey busicts !

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Keira's tits look too silver...

    by ChavoDelOcho

    and keith richards looks like he is auditioning for "night of the living dead."

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:12 a.m. CST

    "looks like something we'd see at Disneyland"

    by ATARI

    In that case, "I'm going to Disneyland" -- to ride the Keira ride!!<br>

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Identical to Simbad: Leyend of the seven seas

    by Darth-Mike

    All the pics remind me of that movie. With the exception that there won't be hypnotic sirens at shipwreck cove. After looking at Elizabeth's breast no wonder they ended up wrecking the ship.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:19 a.m. CST

    The "Shipwreck Cove" picture...

    by Shangorilla

    ...reminds me of something very similar from the adventure game Monkey Island 2 (LeChuck's Revenge!). I wouldn't be surprised if they used parts of that classic series for inspiration.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Some really cool pics, but of course...

    by zacdilone

    ...Talkbackers want to talk about the boobies. Gotta love AICN.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:32 a.m. CST

    LAST!!!

    by biggles2_22

    heh heh

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Boy do these movies suck

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Absolute rubbish. I think a film critic said it best: "Symptomatic of the fall of western civilisation".

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:43 a.m. CST

    POTC vs DMC

    by ZaphodBeeblerox

    Both films were very entertaining, but there seemed to be a real shift in the feel from the first to the second. In the first film, there was a genuine fear of the unknown and much of the movie was being shown from the point of view from the law abiding side of civilization where any pirate was considered to be a criminal at best and a murderer at worst. There was even a stronger fear of the supernatural aspects of the curse and what it did to the crew of the Black Pearl. In DMC, the story was being told from within the 'pirate' point of view where the daily world is made up of thieves, trickery and supernatural goings on. As a result, the tone of the film changed from the first being more a fear of the supernatural to being more of an action/thriller type of movie. There was no real fear being displayed in regards to WHAT Davey Jones was only in what he could do as far as being a villian/bad guy because the story was from the point of view where the supernatural side of things was accepted as a normal part of every day life. To me, it was because of that difference in the point of view that the two movies felt different. No better or worse then the other, just different. As a personal preference, I liked POTC a bit better, but think that's more because of Geoffrey Rush's Capt Barbossa then anything else. It was his reappearance at the very end of DMC that moved World's End up to a definite opening day must see film for me. Oh yeah, also love KK's boobs in the art. If they were only way in the film the world would be a much better place....

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Those breasts...

    by jolaz

    ARE A LIIIIIIIIE.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:27 a.m. CST

    WOW

    by jimmy rabbitte

    Someone actually had the guts to dump on STAR WARS and LOTR! I Can't believe it! While I don't agree with your assesment of those particular film franchises, I admire your fortitude... hats off to you sir. ...God knows you're not likely to be let off so easily by some...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Audioanimatronic Tits!

    by tucson

    "OOOOooooh, suck me, suck me! Pinch me, pinch me!"

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Bow down to the Cthulhu pirates!

    by Doctor_Sin

    Call Cap'n Jack 'Daddy,' because he owns your puckered ass!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Very cool

    by godzillasushi

    and very different from the first film.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:27 a.m. CST

    I'll enjoy Pirates 3 more than Pirates 2...

    by rev_skarekroe

    ...if I don't end up sitting in front of some extended Asian immigrant family that won't remove their babbling toddler from the theater again.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:41 a.m. CST

    DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE

    by Turd Furgeson

    DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Dude, you give us Turds a bad name.

    by Turd Furgusen

    Seriously. <p> Damn.<p> See how I spelled that?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:03 a.m. CST

    I love you guys.

    by DocPazuzu

    When I first saw the pic of KK's new, fantastic tittage I thought, "Damn, am I the only one who noticed that?" Then I scrolled down to the TB. Great, perverted and childish minds think alike, apparently. Let's hear it for Talkback Nation!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Doc

    by Turd Furgusen

    If those are in the movie.<p> Count me in!<p> I do like the art work. <p> I like the look of shipwreck island.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:07 a.m. CST

    a re-imagining of her rack, not a remake.....

    by savage_henry

    I can't believe it took this group 11 posts before a comment was made on that obvious embellishment. Should have been post #1!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Sorry. Cove.

    by Turd Furgusen

    Cove, not island.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:10 a.m. CST

    End of the World

    by Turd Furgusen

    Has the "end of the world" every been depicted in a pirate movie before. <p> Excuse my ignorance if it has. <p> I'm interested to see this scene play out.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:19 a.m. CST

    LOVE IT!!!

    by Jme

    90% of the time i prefer horror movies over anything else, but PIRATES 2 won me over so completely. I can't wait to see this, I don't give a fuck if it's trendy.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:21 a.m. CST

    I can't believe the love for DMC

    by Lovecraftfan

    Pirates 1 was a compact, witty and extremely well put together film. DMC was a bloated, long, and sometimes very dull film with a plot that was ridiculously convoluted. Still can't wait for three.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Sorry, but Dead Man's Chest kinda...

    by rbatty024

    sucked. I know it's the middle film in a trilogy, but it really felt as if there was little structure or character development. The whole Cannibal scene was enjoyable but ultimately pointless and made the film far too long. I think the lack of a rigid structure, and pointless sword fights, made the damn thing last five hours. Hell, Dr. Schivago felt shorter than Dead Man's Chest. At World's End is going to have to be a masterpiece to recover from Dead Man's Chest. The first movie is still tops in my book.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:30 a.m. CST

    busty bazongas indeed!

    by white owl

    boobs. <p>I've got nothing.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:47 a.m. CST

    This franchise needs a reboob!

    by Reelheed

    yar!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:47 a.m. CST

    I JUST FARTED

    by ObiWanCon

    I JUST FARTED AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN APPEARED.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:54 a.m. CST

    It's not Time Bandits, you dumbass, it's ....

    by MattHooper

    Erik the Viking !!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    KK's divinely inspired knockers! GOD WILLS IT!

    by Deus Vult

    I for one am there opening day/night for this one if those are her new hooters.<p>Although I do recall reading for DMC that Disney had KK's bustline enlarged on promo posters in the USA. we like 'em big boys, it's true!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:08 a.m. CST

    I've said it before and will repeat . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . DMC could have been great and only suffered a major lack of editing. A BUNCH of stuff could have been cut out. Every bit of the escape from the cannibal tribe could have been cut out. I was never more anxious to get get up off of my ass and start walking as I was at the end of that movie. Especially since I stayed to see the lame ass clip after the credits everyone was talking about here. My wife about strangled me over that. The credits were as long as the movie.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:13 a.m. CST

    And is Captain Teague going to say . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . "We named the DOG, Jack Sparrow!"

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    I'm with those who thought P2

    by skimn

    was too much. I was looking at my watch at the two hour mark thinking, when will this thing end??!!Curse was a surprise huge hit, so the logic is lets have more of everything in the sequel...unfortunately box office proved them right...must be love for Depp...I thought Spiderman was a superior sequel, because it does what a sequel should...deepen characters, continue storylines,etc.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Why are we getting production artwork?

    by skimn

    Shouldn't this pretty much be all in the can by now...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:51 a.m. CST

    say what you want about these films

    by Novaman5000

    but they have some fantastic art design behind them... The ghost pirates of part 1, Davy Jones and co for part 2, and now things like the island made up entirely of wrecked ships and asian flavor pirate whatnots. I liked DMC and i think it will really be complimented by AWE (to the point of silencing some of the haters, perhaps?). And for those who said that DMC doesn't advance the storyline? There was alot in there tied into the original film, so much so that I sort of regretted not rewatching curse before watching DMC. I think it did a great job of continuing the story and showing us sides of chracters we hadn't yet seen, like norrington, for example. There's alot there, i think, if you pay attention.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:55 p.m. CST

    abomination

    by mrbong

    i *just* managed to stop KK sucking my dick long enough to pass on your message. she commented that the news of your inability to offer your services was honest but predictable.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST

    And is Captain Teague going to say......

    by mrbong

    "we sail (shail) into history". I understand to you Wooly Yanks that there is little difference between Sean Connery and Keith Richards, but nonetheless remain surprised that none of you thought of posting that one. Slightly more on target than the Indy one, no?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    one more thing

    by mrbong

    why did you fucking Americans for so many years keep calling our Keef Keith RICHARD instead of Keith RICHARDS??????

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    "comprised entirely of broken shipwrecks"

    by Doctor_Sin

    Isn't "broken shipwrecks" redundant? Anywho, I sees me some juggnacious boobage and Ta-Ta-ness. Will Davey Jones slip a tentacle 'twixt those fine melons? Aaaarrr, matey!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Disney strikes again!!!! (insert Mouse-swastika here)

    by Doctor_Sin

    Mouse-nazis in brownshirts goosestep all over the Net, smashing in the windows of websites daring to show their wares. Hey, who needs drummed-up free publicity and word-of-mouth fan anticipation, right? Fucking Disney. Fucking mouse-eared dipshits. Anybody save these and have a link or anything?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Link to pictures anyone?

    by pelos_locos

    Please...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:49 p.m. CST

    link here..

    by lizzel

    Check the pic here: http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=3968

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:02 p.m. CST

    lizzel

    by I am a machineee

    Nice try.. but that page just links back to here. Man I know someone saved those pictures and are fapping to them, post them back up!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Please tell me someone else saved them

    by Simon Magus Says

    That dtheatre link just linked back to here. What's the point in even posting these if you know you're going to be asked to take them down in less than an hour? I've been reading this site for years, and I remember a time when this place was a real badass insurgency, bringing a much needed sense of transparency to the entertainment industry. Now, it's just IMDB with more f-bombs.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Who gets to tap Tia Dalma's voodoo ass?

    by Doctor_Sin

    And will Sparrow finally spank the monkey?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Teague Is Sitting Fifth From Left

    by CaptDanielRoe

    If I'm not mistaken. Damn, girl is looking sultrier than in the missus's In Touch magazine wherein she's considered too thin (this week).

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Wait...hold on here...Keira Knightley has TITS?!?

    by Darth_Gonz

    Since when did this happen?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    You People Gotta Stop....

    by DarthDooku

    You all have to stop dissing on Kiera Knightley.... seriously. It's becoming immature and childish now. Same with the "gotta eat" statements.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST

    I have a photo shopped boner for the phot shpped tits

    by kinghenryVIII

    Nah, not really. I wanted to keep the immature statements rolling.<p> I thought there was a gay love scene in Domino - maybe that was CG'd too?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    is it just me

    by Deep Roots

    who is not able to get the pics from TODDSTARWATCHERS link?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    I used a ouija board and spoke with Walt

    by Doctor_Sin

    Walt says he wants leaked pictures on the Net! He also said something about his legacy being eaten by jackals and also something about a stake in the heart of his beloved mouse.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:53 p.m. CST

    damn

    by Deep Roots

    DAMN!!!!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Re;:Toddstarwatcher

    by Simon Magus Says

    That link finally worked, but then it just posted set pics that came out weeks ago, not concept art.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 4:02 p.m. CST

    idiot disney

    by Obscura

    they're not giving us a trailer or a teaser poster.... this artwork was the first really idea we had of what the film would be like and they've gone and removed it... people are bored of waiting!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:02 p.m. CST

    PICKLES!!!

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    You know I want to hate these movies but I can't. They do exactly what they are supposed to, escape. Are they going to set the world of fire? Nope. Academy Aware winners? Not a chance. But for pure popcorn fun I enjoyed it as a mindless romp. Deep is funny. The movies have been well cast and god bless um they have done well above and beyond what I thought they would have. Honestly I was on the train that said the 2nd installment would fail and was totally wrong. I look forward to the 3rd and hopefully final chapter. I think it would be a mistake to keep this going after this conclude this story line.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    yo hos, some pirate pics: http://tinyurl.com/36nqca

    by all your base

    i gotta eat

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    TITS ON KEIRA = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS

    by WOPR

    MMMmmmm mmm good! One hell of a photoshopping job though. Those are crazy big knockers. Any bigger and any ship she's on would list to one side or another. Talk about anchors away. Reminds me of an old navy ditty: "Do your boobs hang low, do they waddle to and fro'? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in bow?" Apparently, Keira's answer to these questions is a sumptuous yes. Someone needs to hoist the main sails on her blouse lest ye be wantin' scurvy dogs standin' at attention.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    i find 'pulling the art' hy-larious.

    by occula

    it's, like, what is the studio afraid of, that somebody's going to take the art and quick as a bunny use it to shoot their own $200 million feature? if THAT were the case, art on the internet wouldn't matter...somebody would have stolen it looooong before it got leaked. same goes for all the dumb sideshow maquette photos and posters and stuff that get pulled. what, we're all such a bunch of lunatics that we can't be trusted to look at an image on thursday instead of friday? LAME!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Thank you all your base

    by ATARI

    I needed one more Keira titty fix before going to bed.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Thanks to "all your base"

    by DarthDooku

    Thanks for the pics. And all of you dissing on Kiera Knightley.... grow up!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Is it too late to make YET ANOTHER joke about KKs tits?

    by thestrongestone

    Seriously I just saw the pics at servewithchips - that is what inspired like a million posts? Jesus.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    I would also like to express disbelief at the DMC love

    by thestrongestone

    I feel like Mugatu in Zoolander. "They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:37 a.m. CST

    Keira's new boobs, Keira's new boobs

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Wherefore art thou, Keira's new boobs?<p>Was this some spoiler we weren't supposed to know about? It's not like these pictures gave much away. Why remove them?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:59 a.m. CST

    so that's where all the cgi budget went..

    by The.Founder.

    to make Keith Richards appear human, and give My favorite Lythe nymphet a pair of D-cups. bugger to that. at least say they got rid of the gatling cannons. started to see visions of that Giant spider from WilWildWest there for a second. and the SHip in the desert pic is a direct rip from ERIC THE VIKING. everyone had better know that.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:19 a.m. CST

    Pirates of the Caribbean III: The Pneumatic Chest?

    by Valin Kenobi

    Pretty nifty pics ... I really dig the one with the ship hanging off the edge of the whirlpool (?), with the starry sky in the background.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:01 a.m. CST

    boobies

    by Tin Snoman

    boobies

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Harry, you're not in a minority of those who prefer DMC

    by Spandau Belly

    YOU ARE THE *ONLY* PERSON WHO THOUGHT DMC WAS A STEP UP!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    LOL!

    by kilerb

    Hahahahah, now that was funny Spandau. I think Harry has become increasingly less "normal" as far a the norm goes for movie enjoyment amongst MOST people. Not a good mix when he's the one in charge of telling people what movies are good or bad. It's kind of like if someone that's eaten TV dinners their whole life becomes a food critic for gourmet restaurants. Hahah...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Spandau Belly

    by mrbong

    i am not sure if you will take this as solidarity, comrade, but i did kind of at least enjoy both films equally. *SPOILER* i just hate it when a "middle" film is not a complete film, ie you have to go and see the next film to see the end of the story.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Doctor Sin (trainee, i assume)

    by mrbong

    note, Disney requested the pics to be moved. Disney did not annex this site or large parts of the Eastern Internet. Disney did not gas 6 or so million web designers. Disney did not invent the highway. Disney did not host an Olympics. Disney did not invent the Volkswagen. Disney did not resolve hyper-inflation. Disney did not create a legacy of confusing politics in Italy for several decades (OK, this point is debatable, recalling the Italian porno of Snow White i saw). But most importantly, Disney probably has more than one testicle, and they certainly do not have one on display in the Albert Hall.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Let's all bash DMC! YAY!!!!

    by Spandau Belly

    I'm not going to be one of those over-reaction types who refers to a movie that was simply a disappointing sequel as "THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN", but I really thought DMC was a mess. It was poorly paced and that part at the begining with the savages was funny but pointless and added too much running time, when we all know a plotless movie should be short and sweet. DMC was sort of like a big long Scooby-Doo sequence with a bunch of people all running around chasing each other and trying to steal or steal back the same couple of objects.<br><br>I also think that making parts 2 and 3 two halves of one story was a bad move. They did this with the Matrix and it also resulted in two movies that were both bloated (the third one was especially padded out) and mispaced.<br><br>I would have rather they made standalone Pirates sequels like Indiana Jones.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST

    surprised they didn't take them down sooner

    by Gorrister

    After about 24 hours, I figured they were up to stay. Anyhow, Othercrap.com still has a link to them.

  • March 6, 2007, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Wait! She didnt have THOSE before!

    by keirabig

    Those are some big knockers! holy shit! NO WAY they'll be like this in the movie. But GOD, THOSE are GREAT!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    ???

    by orcus

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