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SPIDER-MAN 3 Spoilage!?!? Probably So!! Maybe Not?? Judge For Yourself!!

Merrick here...
Pittsmale sent in some detail about the conclusion of SPIDER-MAN 3. It should be noted that, to the best of our knowledge, Pittsmale is an untried source for AICN. His e-mails feel real, and the context he provided for having this information seems legitimate. HOWEVER, we're aware of several active campaigns to dupe AICN in regards to coverage of this movie -- so consider this intro a vote of relative confidence...but also something of a disclaimer. Wow, that sounds neurotic. I thought this would be fun fodder for discussion, if nothing else. I'm working on about three hours sleep & am too friggin' tired to check the Net thoroughly to see if these details have appeared elsewhere; I didn't see this level of detail during my cursory glance. If I'm wrong, please credit whichever site needs crediting in the Talkbacks below.

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Here we go...
Chris Dotson had a post on your site (published 1/9) that talked about a fight between Spiderman and Harry as a Green Goblinish character. Although this part is not in the New York script I read, apparently later in the movie Harry has a change of heart and realizes Spiderman did not kill his father as he'd once thought. This is relevant. The final fight takes place at a skyscraper construction site. It's there because Venom has kidnapped Mary Jane and taken both she, and the taxicab she’s riding in, and webbed them between girders high up on one of the buildings. Spiderman against Sandman and Venom. Spiderman holds his own but the two of them more or less begin to kick his ass. On top of this, he has to try and save Mary Jane as the webbing holding up she and the cab is starting to break. I'll pass describing the fight itself. I'm sure it'll be as cool on screen as it looked on page. In the end an explosion defeats Sandman. Venom eventually gets the best of Spiderman, and just as he's about to kill him, Harry swoops in on his glider and saves his life. The shocker is that Harry dies in the process. Mary Jane, of course, is saved. The script also describes Peter's turn to the dark side when he acquires the black costume, as well as his flirting with Gwen Stacy and the problems it causes between he and Mary Jane, who is already bothered by his constantly risking his life. The two ultimately split up. The final scene (at least in the NY script) is Mary Jane and Peter discussing the possibility of renewing their relationship. Whatever scenes occur after were apparently filmed at other locations. Do as you will guys. I'm taking you at your word that I will remain a ghost. Pittsmale

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  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by Bean_

    Mary Jane doesn't die? Wow... I really thought she was going to.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Just a wee one, though!

    by drucifer4490

    Doesn't ruin anything, really.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Pittsmale GOTTA EAT!!!!

    by NubtheSquirrel

    I had to do it. Sorry, couldn't resist. It sounds genuine but you can never be too sure. Either way, I still want to see how venom looks and moves in action.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST

    "His emails feel real" + Venom Gotta Eat (Brains!!!!)

    by JuggFuckler

    Last time I heard that, the Legend of Grando Calrissian was born. Oh, and

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Sam Raimi to remake The Wizard of Oz

    by drucifer4490

    And Bruce Campbell stars in every role!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Cant Wait for this

    by Captain RawBeard

    I reckon Topher will change about 2 thirds of the way through, do a little damage before fighting spider-man in described fight? but the way Sandman dies has been described before (I think) where he gets washed away in the sewers

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Well that sucks

    by Purgatori

    I was looking forward to some Hobgoblin action. But I still want Morbius Vs Spiderman to happen. I told that to Raimi at Comicon. His interest was peaked at the idea.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:25 a.m. CST

    WHERE IS THE CAMERON INTERVIEW

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    WHY WAS THE FIRST PART DELETED? GOTTA TAKE A SHIT MASK ON OPTIMUS'S TAINT FLAMES = NO CAMERON INTERVIEW!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:25 a.m. CST

    That's not the version I read...

    by Daft_Wully

    Where's the part about Spidey teaming up with She Hulk against Venom, Sandman and the Barbapapas?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:27 a.m. CST

    drucifier's right...

    by Shepard Bauer

    its just a small spoiler... nice to imagine the final scene, but that message is just a slight bit of 'supposed' detail about what we all know is coming, Gwen, sandman AND venom, parker going 'dark' etc... we all know that stuff's coming...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:29 a.m. CST

    It's a happy ending, I'll give it that...

    by LaDracul

    I mean, he and MJ are supposed to be together. How else is May Parker going to be born? :)

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Sounds about right

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    From the scraps of information we have so far, this seems like a plausible story. If they really wanted to shock people, though, they could have Peter Parker dump Mary Jane and take up with Harry instead.<p>'Moan, moan, moan. That's all you do you, MJ. It's not like I didn't warn you things would be difficult! Remember? Back in Spider-Man 2? The final scene? You fucking dullard. Well, that's it! I've had it with you women. I'm all about the cock from now on. Cock, cock, cock! Now fuck off and leave me and Harry alone so we can get all gay and shit.'<p>Harry would have to live in this version, though. Otherwise, it might be weird.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:34 a.m. CST

    oh well

    by Jme

    My hopes for this began to crumble a bit when that Venom action figure looked so, I don't know, human. Now it crumbles even more. I suspect perhaps GHOST RIDER may please us more than we expect.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Even Pittsmale Gotta Eat

    by Orionsangels

    I read the spoiler. Since I could careless about the Spider-man franchise. whole thing bores the hell outta me

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:41 a.m. CST

    They still need

    by NubtheSquirrel

    to do a movie where Spidey throws down with the sinister six. That would be simply epic but the budget would be enough to buy a small country I am sure...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:41 a.m. CST

    I CAN'T READ THIS

    by nemesisdarkside

    Now I gotta avoid every Spidey3 TB until the movie comes out, just in case this is true!!!<P>I just can't ruin Spidey3 for myself. However, I bet some douchebag posts these possible spoilers in a Lost or 24 TB though. DAMMIT!!!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:45 a.m. CST

    NubtheSquirrel

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    You cannot expect Spidey to fuck every single one of the sinister six. Mate, that is not cool. Who knows what Doc Ock might get up to with those arms all over the place? Also, this is a family film, so that orgy shit just won't fly with the Sony executives.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:50 a.m. CST

    I've read different...

    by jccalhoun

    Film Ick has a different version of the outcome of the fight http://tinyurl.com/3xo7fv <br><br>however, the outcome described here seems much more likely. There is talk of someone being the Sandman's daughter. Besides Mary Jane, who is the only female character we've heard mentioned as being in the film so far? Gwen Stacy. Could she really be the Sandman's daughter? From a story perspective it would be nice symmetry to have Peter infatuated with the woman who is the daughter of the man who really killed Uncle Ben.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:51 a.m. CST

    LOVE it.......but

    by Seph_J

    something DRASTIC has to happen in this film. I adore the first two, but something more than harrys demise needs to happen. roll on the finest superhero trilogy of all time!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:55 a.m. CST

    DirtyRatBastard

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Killing off villains isn't an arrogant conceit, it's something you're stuck with whenever you make a big Hollywood film. The bad guy has to die. For some reason, audiences respond better when justice is handed out in the form of falling off a building or being shot by Martin Riggs as you struggle for the police officer's gun (stupid Gary Busey - he didn't know when to quit!). I don't know why this is the case, but it is. How often do you see an action film that ends with the bad guy being taken away and receiving a suspended sentence plus two years parole? Unless they need you for a sequel, chances are the hero will kill you somehow. I agree that it gives some of these characters short shrift, but they're still around in the comics.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Sounds real

    by godzillasushi

    but who knows. It sounds like a great way to end it either way.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:02 a.m. CST

    no different than what has been surmised by

    by just pillow talk

    numerous talkbackers before. Sinister Six would be cool, but like someone said, they are getting picked off one by one by Sammny boy.<p>Sidenote: Parker needs some Betty Brant action!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Hmmm, not far off from...

    by Childe Roland

    ...where I thought things would go, if true. The only difference being I predicted Harry would spend much of the film in a hospital bed after that initial fight with Spidey and that MJ would be by his side while Petey got it on with Gwen. But the two-on-one Venom/Sandy v. Spidey battle at the end looks like it's going to play out just as I thought (with Harry swooping in to save Petey's butt) and the net results will be the same: Harry=dead hero, Petey & MJ=splitsville. Where's my cookie?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:04 a.m. CST

    They break up

    by Turd Furgeson

    Because Mary Jane won't lick Peters TAINT when he comes home from fighting crime... See he likes that, and well, she thinks it smells like swampy spiderass down there.... But Gwenn will do it, so peter fucks her instead....

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Raimi peaked at Spidey 2

    by white owl

    This description sounds exactly like what it probably is, just a fanboy's dream of how Spidey 3 would end HIS way.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:07 a.m. CST

    besides I'd rather drink my own vomit

    by white owl

    than accept this as fact

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Killing bad guys

    by Leopold Scotch

    There ain't gonna be fifteen Spider-man movies, as much as some of you would like that. If they're going to portray a character, they have to close it off somehow. I dunno about anyone else, but I was more satisfied with the way they dealt with Green Goblin and Doc Ock than I was with how Lex ended up in Superman Returns. I thought Superman was a good film, but having him (somewhat comically) stranded on an island after all the shit he pulled and after Spacey's good performance just didn't cut it. Sure, it means Lex can return to fight another day (a fifth day, that would be), but people have been moaning for a decent Superman villain for years. Granted, Spidey has more villians worth depicting, but all the more reason to deal with some of them in a single movie. A lot of their cool storylines are going to be ignored, but, as I said, you aren't going to get another dozen Spidey films any time soon.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Exactly, Yack

    by Leopold Scotch

    Considering that it takes about 3 years to make a Spidey film, that would make a consistent, linear narrative running through 21 films impossible, just like with Bond. Characters would have to be continually recast, and lots of the previous films would probably have to be totally ignored. This means that moaning about characters being killed off is redundant because, as you said, there's nothing stopping new directors and writers reinventing the franchise (hell, it only took Nolan 17 years or so to bring back the Joker and ignore Burton's incarnation).

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Okay, they can reboot Spidey...

    by Childe Roland

    ...but only if they cast Topher Grace as Peter Parker and Laura Prepon as Mary Jane. And they have to get the Gwen thing right this time out. That and the death of Captain Stacey are really defining moments in the character's life (almost as much as Uncle Ben's death...or his rice...both are pretty important).

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Childe Roland

    by Leopold Scotch

    You never see Uncle Ben and Lois Armstrong in the same room.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Childe Roland

    by Leopold Scotch

    You never see Uncle Ben and Louis Armstrong in the same room.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Lois

    by Leopold Scotch

    I'm an Idiot.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:28 a.m. CST

    I knew that it would be Harry and Spiderman together..

    by Cotton McKnight

    It just seems like such an obvious plot, since there are two "bad guys" in this movie (three if you count Harry). At some point you would think that one of them has a change of heart and saves Spiderman, and of course that has to be Harry .Scriptwriting 101, people. I can't say i'm disappointed, because I really didn't expect much from this movie to begin with.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:31 a.m. CST

    This franchise is all effed up.

    by Tin Snoman

    I remember when I used to like Spider Man. These films have killed the character for me. As for killing bad guys, Batman Begins didn't kill off any of the major bad guys (at least not with 100% certainty, though any future attempt at establishing Ra's al Ghul's survival stretches credibility, but we're used to that in comics). I dunno. I'm getting the shakes again, I've got to stop posting about Spider Man films before I have a stroke.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:38 a.m. CST

    This is such obvious B.S. its not even funny...

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    That they actually put this up there... and then say it sounds legit... and then all you guys do to... wow. It sounds like a second grader came up with it. Its that idiotic and obviously fake. Jeez.. you guys fall for anything.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Franklin T Marmoset - HILARIOUS

    by Read and Shut Up

    Dude, in a few short sentences you posted one of the funniest things ever on the TBs. "Harry would have to live, otherwise it would get weird?" Priceless.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:51 a.m. CST

    When ever is Mary Jane **NOT** kidnapped?

    by acroyear77

    ???

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Not One Word About the Sith Witch or Black Light Sabers

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...how disappointing.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:04 a.m. CST

    yackbacker its face because....

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    Thats the cliche ending of kiddy book garbage stuff. He learns the error of his ways and comes to help spidey? Not enough detail either. Plus the whole 3 way battle before Harry even comes on there, just sounds like someone said "this seems like how it should end, with a huge battle fo all 3 of them, and of course the other one gotta come in too, but then 3 against one? That would be difficult to pull off... Actually even 2 against one might be hard, I mean in the comics its one thing, but in movies 2 people beating down on one guy.. not a chance. Oh, I'll kill of Sandman in an explosion! (Uh... what explosion? Describe it, how? Especially considering right before then the 2 of them are beating his butt, and what, conveniently he dies in an explostion?) ok so that takes care of sandman. Now I can bring in Harry.... but then it will be 2 against one again... ooh I will make Harry good!!!! He will save Spidey! (Ok... im sorry if scrubby ass pansy glider boy saves anyone, that is just too sucky to begin with, in the movie Harry is probably more of an annoying fly to spiderman that only matters because of who he is, parkers friend... that being said... )Spidey is getting beaten to death even with his spidey powers and strength, but Harry swoops in and saves him? Basically making Harry the hero of the movie, not spiderman, and pretty unbelievable too that Harry could do what Spiderman couldnt. Like I said hes a pansy. The original green goblin maybe, partly because he had the attitude, but Harry... no. Also, he doesnt even say what happens to venom. Ok, so he saves spidey. They could just mean flinging a pumpkin bomb at venom to throw him back a little so Spidey can regain his composure. It is written so childishly too, the whole article, I mean are you seriously going to tell me THAT sounds legit? It sounds like someone making stories.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Old News

    by John-Locke

    Someone posted this well over a year ago in the Zone, I think it's real, we'll have to wait and see though.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Terrence Howard as Luke Cage

    by pelos_locos

    Sorry if this was already common knowledge, I have not seen it anywhere else, but the IMDB has Terrence Howard up for a Luke Cage movie (announced)for a 2008 release. Check Terrence's profile at IMDB.com.<p> About Spider-man, I still would have preferred mechanical web shooters. If they wanted realistic, the web should have come out of his butt, just like real spiders, and peter should've had a reproductive organ on one of his hands, just like REAL spiders.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:14 a.m. CST

    FAKE.

    by DOGSOUP

    If it goes down like this in the mvoie for real I'll eat my hat. Remember the days when calling people out on thier bullshit involved eating your hat?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Sorry my mistake, Tyrese (yes, that one) as Luke Cage

    by pelos_locos

    and Terrence as DiamondBack (I know who Luke Cage is, I don'tknow who DiamondBack is though)

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Hmm

    by MRJONZ72

    I could have swore I read something some months ago, that also stated that there will be a final showdown between Spiderman and Venom and Sandmon also at a construction site..and honestly what I just read seems like something like Raimi would do. On another note, while I am tired of Mary Jane getting in trouble all the damn time, especially in the 1st one where she got attacked by would be muggers, why couldnt they have had done some other woman. I understand why she would be in trouble in this one. Im assuming like in the comics, Venom knows Spidermans identify, but maybe I shouldnt assume. But if she gets into any other type of trouble in this movie, it will def get on my nerves again.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Hmm

    by MRJONZ72

    I could have swore I read something some months ago, that also stated that there will be a final showdown between Spiderman and Venom and Sandmon also at a construction site..and honestly what I just read seems like something like Raimi would do. On another note, while I am tired of Mary Jane getting in trouble all the damn time, especially in the 1st one where she got attacked by would be muggers, why couldnt they have had done some other woman. I understand why she would be in trouble in this one. Im assuming like in the comics, Venom knows Spidermans identify, but maybe I shouldnt assume. But if she gets into any other type of trouble in this movie, it will def get on my nerves again.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Hmm

    by MRJONZ72

    I could have swore I read something some months ago, that also stated that there will be a final showdown between Spiderman and Venom and Sandmon also at a construction site..and honestly what I just read seems like something like Raimi would do. On another note, while I am tired of Mary Jane getting in trouble all the damn time, especially in the 1st one where she got attacked by would be muggers, why couldnt they have had done some other woman. I understand why she would be in trouble in this one. Im assuming like in the comics, Venom knows Spidermans identify, but maybe I shouldnt assume. But if she gets into any other type of trouble in this movie, it will def get on my nerves again.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Villians Getting Killed

    by MRJONZ72

    And add me to the list of people tried of villians getting killed after one appearace. U dont neccessarily need to.... VADER, Lector, Blofeld anyone.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:26 a.m. CST

    They shoulda done it like the comic.

    by TheAllSeeingEye

    Have Harry save MJ but leave Peter behind. Then MJ tells harry how he's just left him there to die, he sees the light and goes back to save his best friend and dies in/shortly after the action. Wouls been cool. I remember the issue of the comic very well; i was nearly choked up.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:30 a.m. CST

    OH YEA, thats the other thing

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    The web is breaking? That it itself reeks of "let me create some extra drama here" and sooooooooooooooooooo fake. The webbing is breaking... webbing... breaking... not disintigrating over time. Couldve sworn venoms webbing was stronger then spideys, and that spideys was hella strong, at least in comics it was. So this webbing, that Spidey used to pull parts of buildings down, is going to break from holding up a taxi and woman. This webbing that supported him as he held the cablecar full of passengers... isnt' strong enough to support the taxi. What about when he stopped the train, yes he kept shooting it out to have alot to grab onto.... but did any of them rip? I dont think so... and thats a speeding train. Again, yes, many strands... but the guy says the cab is webbed up there, not hanging from a single eeny tiny mcuh smaller then normal strand or anything that might be more believable, but still not very.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:43 a.m. CST

    come back new world pictures all is forgiven

    by davidlyons

    marvel has gone to the dogs, see you in twenty years when they finally sort their shit out!!!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:43 a.m. CST

    George Clooney as Spiderman!

    by just pillow talk

    Hell, it worked for the Batman series! If you're talking reboot, it gotta start with his thing for Betty Brant and then the subsequent lost chance with that relationship due to her bro getting whacked.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:50 a.m. CST

    YouIgnorantGeek, what the script omitted was

    by pelos_locos

    that Rosie O'Donnel was the cab driver, and she had just finished eating 17 pizzas and 23 subs and a small diet coke. Tell me, what web wouldn't break?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:48 a.m. CST

    The "scooper" got the best of you all!

    by white owl

    By sending in fake shit that I could've thought up, he is rubbing his hands and laughing at us all for throwing an uproar over it.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:53 a.m. CST

    it wasn't Rosie in the car

    by just pillow talk

    it was Steven Seagal. Perhaps Thor will show up flying overhead a wedding, perhaps Petey and MJ's? Does that make Thor too silver?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    The real sad thing about this all is

    by white owl

    is that I wasn't born in the 50s so to be aged enough in the 70s to fully enjoy the regime change in Hollywood that made it great again, much like what we need today.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:57 a.m. CST

    too soon

    by darthhirsty

    thats all.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 12:05 p.m. CST

    "an explosion defeates sandman"

    by RetroActive

    Obviously bogus. There are zero details in that spoiler, outside of Venom using webbing on MJ. And why would Sandman & Venom team up? I think this whole thing sounds very made up.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Kill the one attractive person in the cast

    by CherryValance

    that makes sense.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Hard Stuff!

    by marathonman2

    We all know that Sandman's gonna bite the dust by getting mixed up with a load of quick drying cement!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 12:54 p.m. CST

    This movie...

    by PolyesterRage

    Seems like it's going to be at least 80 hours long. I mean, we have all the shit w/ Spidey in the Venom suit going through his early-life crisis, then we have shit w/ Gwen and Peter, then we have problems w/ Peter and MJ, AND the build up of another villain (Sandman), not to mention the reemergence of GG, plus you have to have Eddie Brock stuff. Geesh. Oh well, even if it is 80 years long, I'll still see it (maybe only once though.).

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 1:10 p.m. CST

    "A orthodontist defeats MJ."

    by Det. John Kimble

    SNAGGLETOOTH MUST DIE

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    It "feels" real....

    by Venkie007

    Oh well....nuff said, then. I'm gonna screw my wife's best friend because it'll feel real, too.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Harry dying will suck

    by Gorrister

    Seems like an empty end to his story. Do writers not realize that it's possible for a character to redeem himself without dying?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    his e mails feel real

    by slappy jones

    new catch phrase?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Spider Man 4.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Removed at the request of Sony.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    so confused...

    by elkylos

    Brokeback SpidermEn? That 70's Spidey (Topher Grace as Peter Parker and Laura Prepon as Mary Jane)? So confused, head hurts.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    so confused...

    by elkylos

    Brokeback SpidermEn? That 70's Spidey (Topher Grace as Peter Parker and Laura Prepon as Mary Jane)? So confused, head hurts.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:07 p.m. CST

    sorry

    by elkylos

    about the double post...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Webbing 101

    by W3bzpinn3r

    The webbing of Spider-Man lasts 2hrs before breaking down to powder. Venom's webbing is stronger than Spidey's, but begins to break down slowly immediately after separation from the main body, and disolves even faster the further away the main body gets from the webbing. Overall, tho, Venom's webbing lasts around an hour. So if Venom kidnaps MJ, webs up her taxi, and it takes Spidey an hour to find, then fight Venom, it's totally plausible.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:19 p.m. CST

    I get a kick out of people citing...

    by Childe Roland

    ...established comic continuity and physics as a way of proving this spoiler fake. Because we all know Raimi's been ultra faithful to the comic continuity already (what with MJ being Pete's second girlfriend and NOT dying on the bridge and Pete's webs coming out of his wrists and all). Just because something played out a certain way in the comic is no indication of how things should or will play out in Raimi's films. And I got an extra special kick out of YouIgnorantGeeks dismissing the writer of the spoiler for coming off as too childish. Seriously, that was like the pot screaming at the kettle, there. Truth is, however it was relayed, this information sounds not only very much like what a lot of folks have theorized based on what's been revealed so far, but it also sounds pretty much EXACTLY like the sort of thing Raimi would shoot. Until someone from Raimi's camp comes out and debunks this, I'm going to expect to see it play out on the screen pretty much as described.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Spiderman 2 = Awesome. Spiderman 1= Bleh.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    And these Spiderman movies still dont got thememusic.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    abomination - Yeah same with X-Men

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    There IS a consistent theme (or themes) with regards to rhythm and sound in the movies, but they just are absolutely forgettable. How come they ccan't make themes like Superman, Batman 1989, Indiana Jones, etc. anymore? Isn't Danny Elfman doing Spiderman?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    bottom line - it'll still be great

    by just pillow talk

    It'll be cheadle-riffic! (copyright:abomination reserves the right to say no to any talkbacker who wishes to use the word "cheadle" in any sentence)

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Maryjane kidnapped again...

    by d3funct

    its getting old.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 2:49 p.m. CST

    but she's in a cab this time

    by just pillow talk

    completely different.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:03 p.m. CST

    FAKE!!! FAKE AS HELL!!!!!!!!!

    by wolvenom

    anyone could have put that together just from reading speculation and watching the trailers over and over again... there's A FUCKING SCENE IN THE TRAILERS WITH MARYJANE BETWEEN SOME BACK WEBBING AND A CAB..WOW THIS GUY IS ON THE BALL you all say!! WELL YOUR ALL FUCKING DAFT!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS!! I AM FUCKING SERIOUS!!

    by rev_skarekroe

    CUSSING MEANS I AM SERIOUS TOO!! dammit

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:11 p.m. CST

    AN EXPLOSION DESTROYS SANDMAN!?!?! AHAHAHAH

    by wolvenom

    EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO REASON FOR RAIMI TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT VENOM KILLS SANDMAN IN THE COMICS... AND IT ONLY SEEMS LOGICAL, FAIR, AND RIGHT FOR VENOM TO KILL SANDMAN IN THE MOVIE... I SEE NO OTHER REASON FOR THEM BEING IN THE SAME MOVIE OTHER THAN VENOM DOING WHAT HE DID TO SANDMAN IN THE COMICS (although slight varied, and different) IE KILL FUCKING SANDMAN!! VENOM KILLS SANDMAN!!! NOT A MOTHER FUCKING LAME ASS EXPLOSION!!!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:24 p.m. CST

    FUCK'S THIS? ALL CAPS-MANIA???

    by J-Dizzle

    Sandman dies of an explosion? Talk about a cop out.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:27 p.m. CST

    venom kills sandman... not an explosion

    by wolvenom

    Its like if darth vader was killed by an explosion!!?! lex luthor killed in an explosion?!?! AN EXPLOSION!!?!?! he's fucking made of sand... he's immune to fucking explosions unless its like an anti-sand matter bomb built specifically to blow up sandman. Because a real fucking explosion he would just form back together afterward. The only justifiable and logical answer to sandman's demise is venom kill him by eating a chunk of sandman.... this is what must be done.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:39 p.m. CST

    i heard hydro man is going to show up at the end...

    by wolvenom

    and team up with sandman while spidey teams up with venom and they have a standoff. Its been rumoured that instead of mysterio bruce campbell is actually playing hydro man!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 3:52 p.m. CST

    I refuse to read this

    by kafka07

    nope nope nope nope nope

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Removed at the request of Sony........my ass.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Damn you!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Will Man-Wolf or Tarantula be in the next film?

    by Doctor_Sin

    Because they could fucking work!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 5:24 p.m. CST

    It seems to go along with earlier leaks..

    by Redbox

    More detail, but essentially the same as this (http://tinyurl.com/2eu7ah) Which came from this site originally too. Although a lot of the evidence seems to come from the trailer doesn't it? http://tinyurl.com/2eu7ah

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 5:48 p.m. CST

    yes but where is that clever TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION?

    by Deus Vult

    I don't know about you all, but I love him/her. his/her comments about everything is/looks/needs TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION is just the funniest thing I've read on this site in like, um, a long time.<p>I know what you're thinking as you read this, normally your boy Deus gives it up to the comedy stylings of Lebron23, BringingSexyBack, my colon sucks, abomination, Dick Nicely, JJonz, Yack Backer and more, but I've had a massive change of heart since the winter storm shut down houston. I know when I need a good laugh I can always count on that hilarious, creative TFD guy/gal.<p>Speaking of which, where is he/she? This "sandman dies in an explosion" "spoiler" thing really cries out to him like my wang and a buxom 19 year old's bosom.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    HEY COLON--fantastic piss story for you--

    by Deus Vult

    are we still doing this or did we bury it in the hannibal talkback? if not, I'll spill it if you're interested. if not, well, I'll just keep searching for that master of humor TFD.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 6:38 p.m. CST

    wait.. The Queen's Boobs really is Aunt May?

    by white owl

    the sexiest set of floppyknockers blossomed to me at the faux-BAFTAs monday. *parkinson's drooooooool*

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    I was pissed on by a pug once...

    by S-Mart shopper

    I didn't think it was very funny, but I got the distinct feeling she did...yes, that is correct, it was a female dog...she squated on my sock covered foot and let loose her dogs of war.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST

    I wonder if MJ uses Sidey's web slinging abilities

    by S-Mart shopper

    to help hold them titties up...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Conflicting SPOILERS here

    by Gandalf the redwhiteandblue

    I read through a link from Superherohype.com that Harry dies but so does Eddie Brock but the symbiote still chases Peter at the construction site. As a result Mary Jane dies but Peter defeats the symbiote. What is the Truth???

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 7:36 p.m. CST

    PS Not making Venom...

    by Gandalf the redwhiteandblue

    Not making Venom (Eddie Brock) the main villain of S3 and killing him off in his debut is a HUGE MISTAKE!!!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 7:42 p.m. CST

    we're trading piss stories? alright then, I've got one

    by white owl

    so I was at a friend's house, there was 4 of us, and we always play pranks on eachother. one went too far, and i loved it. first guy who fell asleep always got the shit.literally. someone shat. with a gloved hand a turd was extracted from the toilet and tossed onto the sleeping victims pillow. then we pissed in a bottle and washed his toothbrush in it. then we took the bottled piss and gently poured it all over the victim's blanketed self. afterwards we eversogently put the pissy toothbrush on his lips and then we turned the videocamera off. true story.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:01 p.m. CST

    semi-typical urine story here boys but great ending

    by Deus Vult

    So my wife reads "us weekly" and the latest issue was laying on the bathroom counter whilst I was relieving myself this afternoon. and who should appear on the cover but the amazing Scarlet "Cheetara" Johanson! now, imagine, here I am, with my root hanging out of my boxers, and her face and big eyes are staring right up at me, smiling, looking beautiful and really happy to watch me pee. then I realize I've got a great shot of her cleavage. it was going great. we were both enjoying this moment.<p>then I realize my arch-nemesis Justin Timberlake is ALSO on the cover, staring at my wang and ALSO smiling like she was. as a result, the moment was killed, I quickly shook off, put it away, zipped up, and left the bathroom feeling semi-violated, completely confused, and entirely humiliated, right in front of SJ no less! FOR SHAME!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Poor MJ

    by Dersu

    Mary Jane gets kidnapped *again?* Isn't that getting worn out (to put it mildly)? I'm hoping for a more interesting lead-in to the supposed showdown between Spidey and his enemies than "they kidnap the girlfriend, yet again." I also hope that neither the Sandman nor Venom are treated as an afterthought, as these spoilers suggest that may happen. Juggling multiple villains can be difficult in a two hour movie. From what I've heard, though, this movie looks like it's shaping up to be the darkest and possibly most ambitious installment in this series so far. Which pretty much means that it could be the best or the worst of these three movies. "Spider-Man 2" raised the bar a great deal and will be a difficult act to follow.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Hollywood or Bust

    by wanna_bannana

    Purgatori: ~ I was looking forward to some Hobgoblin action. But I still want Morbius Vs Spiderman to happen. I told that to Raimi at Comicon. His interest was peaked at the idea. Trust me when i say this, when a directors interest is peaked at an idea a fan gives them, it is usually because they cannot say " shit thats a stupid idea" ...well...they can but how much of an ass would he have looked like to you if he had? Directors go to these things to promote their movies, build a bigger fan base...and last but not least to "kiss YOUR ass" it is about smoozing with the fans, getting them to like you, so that you spend money to go see their films. There are few directors that take heed to what the fans say ~look at transformers for example~ i may look forward to the movie for what it is, but i do not for a moment believe that Bay or Spielberg are about making something for the fans "clearly" they are about bringing in huge numbers at the box office. I do not get why some people have this very watered down and somewhat nieve opinion of Hollywood or the film industry, this place is brutal, people are blacklisted, backstabbed,careers ruined...all because someone stepped on a big name actress/actor/director/execs, toes. It is not a nice place, it is not a place where you can walk into and say " you know what i have a great idea for a movie lets get it made!" or " hey i "think" i am a good actor i can make it big..it is the number one misconception to "date" The best chance you have for a career in the industry is to "go to school" build up a network, start small and pimp the shit out of that project, you need some serious ambition and drive to get anywhere in this industry...in every sense of the word....and you need to do it because you LOVE to do it, there needs to be little else worthwhile, it is the only way it is possible for you to not buckle when someone calls you " a stupid fuck" or constantly pushes on you the feeling that you "wont go anywhere" people are not nice, and even the nice ones are jaded, i can sincerly promise that if you were to walk up to Mike Bay and call him every bad possible name in the book, the most he would do is look at you like you were a flea, with an annoyed look of disdain, that he knew you were probably working in an office making minimum wage, dreaming bigger dreams and not getting anywhere...while he drives fast sports cars, bones multiple beautiful women, has millions banked and at least has a name for himself worldwide...even if it is negative among film lovers....because the point is, he still has made a name for himself. He has dealt with far worse things said, has fired people without blinking, and i know for certain that he has a pretty large temper when something does not go his way on set. My point is, there are very few directors who give a rats ass what fans think, with exception of PJ, as much as he might not be my favorite, when the fans bitched about "Arwen warrior princess" at the helms deep battle, when it leaked...he changed it. He made many changes and tried to make a movie for the fans, because he "was" trying to prove and make a name for himself in Hollywood. Now that he does, i am sure the complaints fans have might be taken alittle "lighter" There are positive aspects to the business, but only if you truly love the film industry enough to look past the "seedier" "colder" traits it has. Look at it like an underworld organization, you hear about it, get glimpses of it in the news and tabloids...but you have no idea what is underneath the flashy surface. And you also have to give up ANY chance at a normal life once you are completely taken in...can you say Movie Mafia boys and girls!! There is no going back...and if you ever quit after making it big, you are still going to be in "an E true hollywood story" or mentioned now and again in the tabloids, because you were seen working for a grabage, or landscaping company.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:28 p.m. CST

    WANNA_BANANA IT'S YOUR OLD PAL DEUS HERE

    by Deus Vult

    not sure if you read my comments from the "underdog" talkback in response to your's, but if not I'll give it to you here as well...I love your posts, they're awesome, very insightful, but I lose a bit in the lack of paragraph breaks.<p>with that in mind, did you know if you use a < p > you can create a break or carriage return inside of your posts? simply get rid of the spaces between the < and the p and the > and you'll have yourself a space in the post. with that accomplished my work is done here.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:31 p.m. CST

    editing !!psssh

    by wanna_bannana

    Oh Colon where have you been!!? how i have missed your daily spankings, you left my place so fast this morning you forgot to give me back my pink panties you were wearing! and next time i let you do bad things to me, you had better be enough of a man to make me breakfast you ass!! No seriously though...who needs editing? My posts are extremely long winded and have the feel of a short story...i almost throw up after every post, thats how much energy it takes! =P I am fully behind "Of-The-Moment-ness" if i was not then i would not have let you drink from my toilet last night..man that turned me on!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:30 p.m. CST

    colon my friend, we all have to make compromises

    by Deus Vult

    on this site. ie: no post editing. slow servers. reading stories from the editors that don't have anything to do with movies OR cool news for that matter. slow servers. tolerating those who have no sense of humor. slow servers.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST

    colon you sly dog you!

    by Deus Vult

    I always figured you for a player, but according to wanna_banana you're quite a slayer. I never achieved that myself during my single years. in any case, I should have figured someone named "wanna_banana" would have some sense of affection for someone named "my colon sucks."<p>I'm afraid those of us who've taken a crusades era frankish battle charge as their name don't get much in the way of "play" on this site. vagina in a cup anyone?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    LOL.. 4-REAL!? you can like create a space by < p > doing that?..LOL...OMG, i feel so silly now, thank you for being just that right man to put me in my place! LOL, its a good thing that i just like, posted the response to colon..on editing! and "of- the- moment-ness" =P< p > oops did i do it wrong how about <p> is that better?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:48 p.m. CST

    knew this already

    by misnomer

    any frequent vistor of superherohype.com could tell you that...and they could tell you alot more too - like *SPOILERS!!!!* movie starts at opera. parker is seeing mj sing on stage. harry is in top balcony - already pissed. harry attacks peter in full goblin garb after, parker still in normal clothes. (trailer) harry falls knocked unconscious. parker performs cpr - takes him to hospital. SpiderMan day - parker meets brock and importantly stacey makes advances (which mj sees) sandman bank robbery (armoured truck) interrupts celebrations. sandman/spidey fight. spider-man saves a baby+pram from falling down subway stairs. spiderman follows the truck (big scene) truck get totalled. sandman loses spider-man. brock hired as photographer - competition for spider-man photos. brock fancies mj and gwen - who both fancy parker. petes going to marry mj (earlier on - fights for ring during first harry battle) parker comes across black suit. makes him more powerful. told by captain stacey that sandman is REAL killer of uncle ben. spidey tracks him down - fight in subway. sandman sort of innocent really. water turns sandman into mud. parker treats mj like crap(slaps her) beats brock a few times too (competition) mj driven into harrys arms - parker flirting with gwen. brock follows parker trying to get spiderman shots - more fighting between them. parker realises suit is making him bad - realises sonic sound is suits weakness (from subway fight) goes to bell tower. brock becomes venom. final fight venom and sandman at construction site (venom hijacks mj in cab) crowd appears (pete has told harry that sandman has mj before hand) spidey fights both. gets his ass kicked. harry saves pete but is killed in the process. sandman is talked out of continuing fight by daughter. (last I heard anyway) brock is killed. oil slips away. during this fight spiderman is unmasked, but no-one can get a decent shot of his face - JJ Jonah haggles with kids for their camera! harrys funeral. pete and mj assess their relationship. uncertainty. the end. recent speculation is that aunt may will be killed in the crossfire of some kind of situation. shocker may also make a quick apperance. due to the black suit parker is careless and she is killed by falling debris. another very recent script rumour is that mj goes "missing" at the end of the movie too.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:51 p.m. CST

    The world according to Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    Well since you have let me realize that it is unsettling for you for me to get so caught up in the moment and not have line breaks...i will make sure to accomidate you...oh wait, i dont care! =P <p> Oh... and now you are feeling inadequate because you do not get as much play because of your name? There is just no pleasing you! At least all i have to do is let Colon wear my panties in order to please him...you sir are asking for the world! Nothing i do is right! i am always wrong according to Vult!! What else do you want from me!!?? i give you witty,intelligent posts! not to mention the fact that i make your heart race with excitement everytime you see my name in a TB! I know i am beautiful and have been known to be clever on ocassion...okay ALL THE TIME!<p> But i can only do so much man!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    banana-this is what I do, I help people...

    by Deus Vult

    but remember in the "underdog" talkback when you noted you couldn't tell if I was being sarcastic or sincere? well, in this case, right back at'cha sweetheart.<p>and the reason I gave you that advice is because I find most people on this site don't read long posts. you can decide why that is, but in the meantime I wanted to ensure people read your posts which obviously take some time to type, construct, and clearly even a little vomit. and one sure-fire way to get people to read 'em is to have some breaks in 'em.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:53 p.m. CST

    colon, who would win b/w spidey and TOTAL FUCKING DESTR

    by Deus Vult

    UCTION anyway? besides, who is that guy? where did he come from? he pops into these talkbacks when everything is going well and shouts his insane catchphrase/aicn name and then leaves. personally, I'm scared.<p>perhaps the question is who would win b/w wanna_banana and TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION. now that is a match-up I'd LOVE to see/videotape/stream on my $19.99 membership site.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 8:58 p.m. CST

    you know abom I was thinking the same thing

    by Deus Vult

    and if they do, as awful as it may be to watch/experience/videotape, there's someone out there who would pay $19.99 a month to watch naner and colon get it on. whatever that would require of course.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Your panties!!?

    by wanna_bannana

    That so, you dirty ass man whore I know those are my panties, I beat down a prostitute on Ginza to get those panties, so dont you go barking your allmighty "everything is mine" bullshit around here mister. Or i will start letting everyone know that you like it when i say you have hair "kitty nipples" LOOK! i am not arguing ~here of all places~ with you about our personal life. The last thing we need to be doing is turning on a bunch of geeks and fueling a AICN "Wank-A-Thon" umm can you say horny nerds! and there is nothing worse then a horny nerd! ....except maybe a horny nerd with the first issue ever made of "The Amazing SpiderMan!!" And before anyone gets upset and someone takes it the wrong way and icites a thread riot..about me using "that" comic as an example of what makes a real nerd, as opposed to say owning "X-men" or "The Fantastic Four" first issues... is because this IS a "spiderman movie thread...and i am trying to keep the right mood and theme. I had to say that, because you truly never know how nerds will react....we are often like pregnant women..hormonal...while being hopped up on crystal meth.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:11 p.m. CST

    abomination

    by wanna_bannana

    um yeah us "gayboys" WOULD get a room...if i were actually a boy and did not have a vagina....but thats for the thought it would be rather kinky if i "was" a dude. I am tired of being called a dude, or "sir" i have an account on "myspace" under "makiko" I am 30 years olds live in Tokyo and am a WOMAN. Are men that dense? do i type like a dude? if i was a dude i am sure i would be doing alot more "trolling" and flame wars like alot of Yutzy shitstains in here or overusing phrases like "mike bay gotta eat!!" or " steven segal is cookin the books!!" And feel free to message me when you find my account on myspace just to tell me how it feels to have a penis deficiency =) The reason i chose my name is because i was horny at the time and wanted cock, so sue me!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:10 p.m. CST

    colon called nana a man. and abom called nana a dude

    by Deus Vult

    I'm so lost. so which is it nana? dude, man, or chic geek chick? or somewhere in between?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:12 p.m. CST

    So...venom dies as well? Or does he flee in defeat?

    by KongMonkey

    If Harry kills him, then consider me pissed that he's only in the film franchise for twenty fucking minutes. Should've set him up for 4 and kept the single villain per movie concept going. Don't see how they can squeeze all of this into two hours.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    I prefer the term " penis impaired" thank you very much. I do often wish i had one though..if i did i would use it alot better then most men do...bastards!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:20 p.m. CST

    nana, there are two guys on here I'd love you to meet

    by Deus Vult

    and that's Dick Nicely and JJonz. they'd love you. <p>by the way, why not drop a link to your myspace account via tinyurl considering there's like a million makikos on myspace. help us idiot man out here will ya? as you can imagine, we're all dying to see your pictures and read your personal details...tee hee...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Kong monkey has Colon problems

    by wanna_bannana

    Harry knowles kills Venom in the Raimi film?!! what kind of movie is this!! oooh harry osborne! i think my first guess would have made a more entertaining movie!....and colon, all it would take for a "geekgasm" is for me to post some super imposed nudey pics of Margot Kidder in here...nerd men are easy to please

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST

    nana--one more time

    by Deus Vult

    and I repeat: "by the way, why not drop a link to your myspace account via tinyurl considering there's like a million makikos on myspace. help us idiot man out here will ya? as you can imagine, we're all dying to see your pictures and read your personal details...tee hee..." make it double tee-hee this time.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:32 p.m. CST

    colon, have you seen Dick Nicely or JJonz since

    by Deus Vult

    the hannibal talkback? those wacky brits, I miss 'em, I really do.<p>in other news, who says I didn't have a happy ending after the magical pee earlier today with me and scarlett?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1000374229

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:39 p.m. CST

    colon

    by wanna_bannana

    Do me a favor...quit masterbating to hugh jackmans picture for a moment and send a tiny URL to your page to hook this guy up, something is wrong with my computer. ~me love you long time~

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    DirtyRatBastard said it best...

    by Freefinger

    WHY KILL OFF EVERY FREAKING VILLAIN?!?!?!?!?<p>I'm getting tired of seeing them die or turn the other check at the end (à la Doc Octipus)... Their villains and unless they're small characters in the comics they should be able to come back (If the franchise continues). You never know what might happen in the long run of these films. Like DRB said in one of his post, it seems like only the X-Men had villains not bite it completely or at least that we know of. Why kill of Doc Oc, why want to kill of Sandman? <P>Green Goblin made sense since he is dead, but these two other characters would've been so great to see in cells or something, you know (Cut to very last scene) - Camera shot going thru the hallway of Ricker's Island, thru a small window tentacles are being restrained, we continue on, a man sitting behind a 10 inch non-glass window his body seems to generate electricity, another one a man with a mustache is sitting quietly reading a hunting magazine, and finally we see a door close, two men on each side, the first says "Ok, let him go" the second one pushes a button, we hear a big sound and suddenly sand appears thru the cells window, sandman is captured.<P>I would love to know that future filmakers could use these characters again without restarting the franshise like they did with Batman.<p>Anyway, just my opinion.<P>Free for all<P>Freefinger

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:48 p.m. CST

    oh nana, here's my response from that underdog talkbac

    by Deus Vult

    to you, wherein you came after me in some kind of estrogen driven rant of insanity. its too bad really, I was on your side: <p>"I was behind you 100% and being absolutely sincere. one thing I want to do for you is help you out with breaking up your posts. as such, here's how you put a break or new paragraph in there: < p > without the space in b/w the < and the p and then the >. check it out:<p> now, perhaps you already knew how to do that? not sure. if you didn't, you owe me one. if you did, bully for you. <p> in other news, I am married, and thus lost my "boner" ages ago."

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 9:55 p.m. CST

    okay colon, good work, as for makiko

    by Deus Vult

    if that's reall you, great legs and smile. any topless shots? <p>sheesh! just asking! its what men do you ya'know!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:07 p.m. CST

    freefinger

    by wanna_bannana

    First off this is a movie franchise not a comic franchise, and it should be enough that they are bringing harry back in his father shoes to seek revenge. Doc Oc is done, to use him again would be pointless when you can fill that space with "new" villians, and lets face it there are far to many spider man villians in the comic series as is, to keep rehashing old ones would be rather lame. A story needs to prgress along it allready fleshed out route..Harry's substory of revenge towards peter for killing his father needs to be tied off, as well as bringing in sandman, and venom.<p> Your little presentation at the end of your post ~as geek heavy..and touching~ as it was...would make me cringe if i saw that on screen, It reminded me of Joel schumachers batman movies. The whole reason they started the batman series fresh, is because the series was butchered from being dragged out to long, having shitty writers, and taking it in a "new direction, from what burton allready established, you cannot continue on a movie franchise when you change the format, put nipples on the batsuit so that you can appeal to a homsexual demographic...which is what they were trying to do, i mean comon! buttcheeks on the batsuit! We girls dont dig men in tights....yah it...was....so...hot! men it tight shit has not worked since the 70's and 80's ~ as cool as they were~ i like the way they are handling the spiderman franchise, and hope that they continue to with the next movie! as wlel intentioned as your idea was, it was a fans wet dream, it would not translate well to screen, and comes across as very corny.....just my opinion.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:08 p.m. CST

    relax old man relax

    by Deus Vult

    first, I owe you a thank you. so there--thank you.<p>secondly, you can imagine that I would NEVER expect a REAL woman/girl/female to post on this site. it seems so...I don't know...opposite to everything the site stands for.<p>thirdly, makiko would have made an interesting addition to the hannibal talkback. might have been too light-hearted for her however. she is kinda confrontational don'cha'know.<p>finally, yes, okay, you're a fine looking young man, especially with the banjo. however, you have some extremely attractive friends on your "my friends" listing. any topless shots? what, I'm just asking!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST

    ah to hell with it then!

    by Deus Vult

    perhaps my TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION friend can get me that clearance...<p>I don't want to sound like some sort of an internet psycho here but where is that guy? I'm so seriously stuck on this guy, I just can't shake him out of my mind! his mysterious nature and insightful, thought-provoking posts have me hooked!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST

    I feel dirty reading the preceding Tb's

    by S-Mart shopper

    or maybe uncomfortable, maybe I should zip my pants back up.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    Whoa buddy, you need to put your noodle wagon on ice =P Am i confrontational? better believe i am, i absoloutly will confront someone on stupidity when attacking someone for the "sake" of attacking someone, allthough i would prefer the word "opinionated" i do not think just because a person might be more computer literate or know more about certain stupid bits of useless info about a movie that it gives them the right to start raining in insults intending to prove their superiority, i laugh every time i post and never take anything anyone says "personal" unless they are making what i feel to be a racist/sexist remark. I knew you were on my side shitstain ~i say that less then affectionate~ =P To put it lightly... i was being a smart ass, and i usually only do that when given a compliment. And yes i allready knew how to space, i just dont out of passion of typing when "caught in the moment" but if you are looking for a thank you for your healtfelt gentlemanly attempt to help a "damsel in distress" i assure you sir galahad, i am niether a damsel, nor am i in distress. The only distressing thing is that the Internet has been up for awhile now, and people are still assuming that certain things are meant as "confrontational" or are taken the wrong way, you see when someone says something and i feel that it could be taken several ways i respond to each way it could be taken...no confusion that way yah know? =) But thank you anyways for your support honeycakes! there feel better? And yes that is the "real" me.. those legs are mine,the smile is rare, and the only topless shots i have are of Colon...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:26 p.m. CST

    yackbacker, you were cheated in that underdog talkback

    by Deus Vult

    yesterday. at least I think so. its amazing how quickly people on this site LOSE IT and jump all over someone when they're trying to make a point. and the language, my God the language. it feels like a friday night lock-in at St. Andrew's Catholic Church for the CCE class kids.<p>in any case, Makiko must really enjoy talking about peckers because its in nearly every post. now if we talked about taints in every post, how would we be judged?<p>wait, this from the guy who invented the "dorothy's taint" catchphrase from last week. what a hypocrite!<p>lemme beat'cha to it makiko--ALL MEN ARE HYPOCRITES! BANG BANG!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:26 p.m. CST

    yackbacker, you were cheated in that underdog talkback

    by Deus Vult

    yesterday. at least I think so. its amazing how quickly people on this site LOSE IT and jump all over someone when they're trying to make a point. and the language, my God the language. it feels like a friday night lock-in at St. Andrew's Catholic Church for the CCE class kids.<p>in any case, Makiko must really enjoy talking about peckers because its in nearly every post. now if we talked about taints in every post, how would we be judged?<p>wait, this from the guy who invented the "dorothy's taint" catchphrase from last week. what a hypocrite!<p>lemme beat'cha to it makiko--ALL MEN ARE HYPOCRITES! BANG BANG!

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:28 p.m. CST

    Yack

    by wanna_bannana

    I do love you "nerdy man whore" but once again "you" are "WRONG" it is you that is confrontational because you wish you had a dick =P Touche?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:31 p.m. CST

    oh for fuck's sake, the double-post got me

    by Deus Vult

    Harry you bastard stop sleeping till noon on a wednesday, don't use the "austin is shut down due to icey weather" excuse and buy some editor software so I can delete the double-post.<p>see Makiko, had you accepted the editor/moderator job I spoke about yesterday, you could get some serious non/semi-sexual pleasure by deleting my second post...even my first post if you like.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Vult

    by wanna_bannana

    I never said i would not judge you if you said "taint" =) you forget woman are always right and men are always wrong...how come you are still crying? did your wife say you had to stop playing with your friends online..and that it was almost your bedtime? =P

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST

    SM3 ideas

    by thebearovingian

    If someone HAS to die then kill Sandman, I guess. Brock doesn't have to die, Spidey just has to get the symbiote off of him and give it to Dr. Connors to study. IMO, I think it would be awesome if Harry ALMOST dies helping Peter and the only way for him to survive is for Peter to give him more of the serum that Norman Osborne created. While it saves Harry's life, it makes him even more crazy and makes way for the Hobgoblin storyline. I wish I would've told Raimi this a couple of years ago.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:33 p.m. CST

    was it..

    by wanna_bannana

    double post or in your fit of tears did you click twice? *giggles like japanese school girl with bad english dub*

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:39 p.m. CST

    actually yes, yes she did and no tears...yet

    by Deus Vult

    and I don't mind saying so that the wife had forced me to stop "playing with" my "friends online" and "that it was" my bedtime, but it had nothing to do with the double-post. in fact, when I clicked "post comment" nothing happened so I clicked again and suddenly it realized it was supposed to have done something the first time! HARRY!<p>in any case the tears usually come when the good little baptist girl from temple texas I married metamorphizes into the bad girl from the wrong side of town who's stopped by to teach me a lesson for not coming to bed when I'm told to...

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    you mean like on macross ie: robotech the macross saga?

    by Deus Vult

    I LOVE THAT FILTHY GIGGLING WITH THE MATCHING INNOCENT SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT WHO'S READY TO OPEN HER CARDIGAN AND REVEAL HER UNUSUALLY LARGE ASIAN HOOTERS! HELLO LADIES!<p>I'm so married it even shows in my posts.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:41 p.m. CST

    what the hell!

    by wanna_bannana

    Why are people still trying to talk about spiderman when the thread has so clearly become about "ME" ~neener~

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I read the official script, what actually happens..

    by pelos_locos

    is that the explosion affects both venom and sandman and they end up bonding together. With the new mixture they open a FLOAM shop (as seen on TV, put on your phone, your skateboard, make that dull picture frame come to life!!!). And that is what really happens.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Talkback origins are irrelevant when Deus is the Mod

    by S-Mart shopper

    Taint it Deus?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    seriously bed time

    by Deus Vult

    but I will most certainly check-in tomorrow morning for the following reasons: <p> 1. how did makiko answer yack's question about hot girl on girl action? <p> 2. will colon reveal any topless shots of his HOT female friends on his myspace page? <p> 3. has JJonz or Dick Nicely stopped by and will this turn into the sequel to the hannibal talkback? <p> 4. did TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION make a post about...you guessed it...TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION yet? <p> 5. have we successfully chased away all other talkbackers who came by to post about the spider-man deal and taken over yet another talkback through sheer wit, willpower and the ability to bore people into other talkbacks?

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Hey Yack...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I too had to laugh a little at that Merrick exchange. It was kind of a cringe-worthy moment. When it comes to taking on the Mods, you need to make sure your pwnage is pure. Tighten up! :^)

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Yack

    by wanna_bannana

    No...have you?! There i made the obvious joke to sedate your weirdness. And since we have turned this thread into chatroom talk, i will answer your question seriously...on one condition, from now on if we talk about other shit,at the end we incorporate something about spiderman, seeing as the thread is about him.<p> Yes, i have had a few sexual experiences with the opposite sex.<p> When i was going to film school in toronto, there was a girl who was in the dorm next to mine, she used to come over and we would watch episodes of Invader Zim and eat microwaved raviolli, anyways we ended up drinking gold flaked schnapps one night, and had a shower together. And the other two involved a rave I went to with some friends in Osaka. There has i given you enough boner material for a month? As for a response to Deus's "more intelligent/less creepy post ~not one above~ Why is it shocking to have a woman in these TB's? I can spit,scratch myself,and hold myself with the best of them..i may lack a penis, but i have male friends and have not been sheltered all my life...there are female nerds out there buddy..Alot of them. and i am sorry to dissapoint but my breasts are not that large.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST

    i forgot

    by wanna_bannana

    to mention something about spiderman in regards to this post....ummm....oh yah, peter parker came over once and drank my beers ate all my peanuts and peed on my floor...the guy was a cheap drunk.

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST

    but...

    by wanna_bannana

    to be completely honest yack, this is only a ~spoiler~ thread, about a bit of potential news that is realisticly bogus, and is not worthy of a true intelligent TB arguement...who the hell put this thread up if it was "probably fake"?...please do not say Merrick

  • Jan. 17, 2007, 11:02 p.m. CST

    I'm sick of MJ's and PP's sob story.

    by gotdane

    It's so been done, like 2 other times already.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:05 a.m. CST

    The Raviolli Princess

    by wanna_bannana

    Makiko tried to be discreet as she watched the girl laying on her bed from the corner of her eye. Tasha's hair was an light hazel-auburn color, her face simple yet exotic, beautiful sharp blue eyes that were only overpowered by strong full lips.<p>For an hour now they had been watching Taped episodes of a cartoon called invader Zim,while drinking Goldschlager and eating raviolli. The conversation and laughter had died down to a content-hungry silence, as Makiko worked her way alittle closer to Tasha. She could feel the rush of adrenaline as she cuddled up beside her,touching her inner thigh as she did.<p> Tasha did not stop her and instead gave her a confused look of anticipation, that only a first time encounter could bring, the rawness of it made Makiko's heart beat faster, like she was getting away with something she knew was taboo. The first kiss made Makiko warm where she was not expecting to be. Tasha then pulled away slowly and laughed,getting up from the bed and adjusting her khakis from the quick grinding that had just taken place. Makiko layed on her dorm bed,trying to mask her frusteration, but not doing to good of a job. After a moment of the two staring in silence smiling,taunting, Tasha responded with a simple " want to take a shower?" Makiko rubbed her hand down the inside of her thigh, it was allready late and she knew she had a class on film science tomorrow. Tasha walked over to the side of the bed,knelt and put her face beside Makikos " if you are uncomfortable we dont have to... or do you just need more coaxing?" she said after a moment. She then stood up and took Makikos hand and led her out the door and towards the Co-ed showers.<p>To be continued......<p>there you dirty nerds, yes i experimented in college,it is called "lifes lessons" we all have them! I have always been very open sexually. I have my limitations, and it has mellowed a bit since then, but after a short upbringing by a traditional Japanese father and mother, who sent me to canada to live with my still ~semi~ traditional uncle and aunt, who would not let me date, who would not let me even see a white boy or be friends with one, only to get my freedom when i went to filmschool....i was allover letting off some steam, lesson is this parents....do NOT shelter your children!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:09 a.m. CST

    oh yah...

    by wanna_bannana

    Liberties were taken in the telling of that story, i was drunk after all, and i am sure that my smiling looked more like me drooling, and bobbing my head in typical "wasted" fashion. but it was a fond memory.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:48 a.m. CST

    Yack

    by wanna_bannana

    Hey...i embody the meaning of the word "good sport" And these TB's always ascend to a happier level when i am involved =P Who else would keep you horny nerds in line? the MODS on this site?...please...Oh yah i forgot to mention.. modesty is not my strongest trait.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:53 a.m. CST

    new pik for yah yack

    by wanna_bannana

    i updated to some racey photos....j/k... sucker, but there is a new pik.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Snakes on a train! Spidey four X-mas 2007

    by Snikkar124

    Sandman gets beaten by water,and the last scene of the film is Brock getting the suit!!Fooling evryone on the web,and setting up spiderman four(Christmas 2007)

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    Reading this spoiler will save you over $100

    by Rambo in the Bronx

    I read the spoiler and just saved myself a whole lotta moolah on gas,popcorns, drinks,(possibly an annoying) date and ticket prices.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:27 a.m. CST

    theres always a construction site

    by Seven Seas

    maybe there will be a shot of the city in that dusk "magic hour" light.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:50 a.m. CST

    Come on People

    by MonkeyManReturns

    Don't believe anything. Raimi has hired Ron Howards littel girl to star as Gwen. Gwen is not a minor character. Ms. Dallas would not do minor roles. There will be a Spidey 4. It will feature Gwen and I suspect, Venom will do the Green Goblin, and kill her! Yes, I believe it to be so.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 3:56 a.m. CST

    BSB has about 4.3 inches...

    by BannedOnTheRun

    and yet I'm jealous. What one can learn from talkbacks.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:17 a.m. CST

    thank you wanna_bannana (and yack)

    by just pillow talk

    I seriously hope you continue with your very well-written story - had me at the edge of my seat. See, THIS is what a Spider-man talkback should evolve to! Does super ninja have a similar story? Perhaps a thread should be devoted to you wb? Life Lessons - the WB Way.<p>Wow, BSB with 4.3 inches...he is Thor!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:34 a.m. CST

    abom, please don't ruin the visual

    by just pillow talk

    that WB created. No need to mention smoking steaks and pushing chocolate. Let's bring back the focus to two extremely hot (cannot be proven otherwise in my mind) young girls who got caught up in the 'moment' and had to shower together. WB, please jump right back in to continuing your story.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Raimi should have had Peter fucking Gwen

    by performingmonkey

    Seriously, Raimi should have included a Monster's Ball-style fuck scene (you know, the one that won Halle Berry the Oscar) where we see Peter's balls and we see Bryce Howard's O face while she cums on his cock. Seriously, if he doesn't fuck Gwen then we're just back to square one with Peter and MJ. Fuck it all.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:44 a.m. CST

    in the 90s tv cartoon..

    by emeraldboy

    Peter Loses Mary Jane after she briefly gets the ability to control water but is unable to control this and turns into a puddle and dies.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:47 a.m. CST

    also in that same cartoon series

    by emeraldboy

    unless i am mistaking, gwen stacy becomes the black cat.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:51 a.m. CST

    shit..

    by wanna_bannana

    You horny nerds are so sweet, in between the comments of smoking steaks,pushing chocolate, i dont think i have ever been so flattered...you really know the way to a womans heart *gags* But i will humor your japanese schoolgirl fantasies..because...well....i enjoy the attention, and some of you guys are pretty funny ~if not alittle deranged and immature~ =P But hey,be who you are...no more...no less, i can dig a straightforward attitude.<p>And abom, everyone usually does have a life lesson at some point, i was not saying it ~only~ involved,erotic circumstances, but everyone does something or experiments with something...do not be so closed minded duder. Expirimentation is a prerequesite for life, if we do not expiriment and try new things...how do we know what we do/dont like? And sorry chum,but everyone expiriments, in one way or another.<p>I do agree that female on female is alot more excepted then male on male, but you also have to realize that statisticly speaking, a majority of the human population in most cities and small towns is female...and male on male is pretty excepted among women, shit i can dig watching two guys kiss. You have to understand, that for men to do that it breaks all conventional borders of what a "man should do" or "be" There are so many macho assholes that slam openmindedness, and have to prove that they are man *thumps chest* by exuding testosterone,fighting,calling each other names,showing they are always right. A real man to me ~and most women i know~ can admit when he is wrong, open a door for a lady,say something sincere and sweet... without sounded corny, or can take responsibility for his actions. It takes strength to be faithful nowadays, or to support a family, a man should be an anchor, and positive example to those he comes in contact with.<p>Guys kissing guys can get me going,but i am well aware that it is not going to turn everyones crank. As for your post Sirguy...There needs to be more japanese film being brought to western culture. I love Takeshi Kitano as much as some, but there are alot more brilliant Japanese actors/filmakers, that slip under the radar. It was hard to get Koushun Takami's novel "Batoru Rowaiaru" or "battle royale ..into a film,better yet to get it distributed in North America.<p>One thing to keep in mind is that it's NOT the gore and violence in the film that made the material very controversial and questionable. It's the fact that the violence is being inflicted by fifteen-year-old characters on other fifteen-year-old characters. We see plenty of high-schoolers and college students get sliced and diced on American screens by masked maniacs. But never have we seen ninth graders kill other ninth graders in a sustained, wall-to-wall series of violent attacks. The movie came out a year after Columbine, and Whether there were still sores from that , and whether the rule is codified or unspoken... there seems to be an age limit to characters that can be killed onscreen for American movies, which probably explains why BR possesses a lot of extra shock value to Americans.<p>long story short...there were alot of expectations on how movie by the company i worked for at the time "Toei" they at least expected a "crouching tiger,hidden dragon" release..which in my opinion was unrealistic, when i read the script for "BR" it was obvious that it was going to be shocking for Western audiences, and destined more likely to becomea cult favorite rather then a smash hit. My views with Toei, are confilcting, on a daily bases, but they do good business, It was frusterating to to go through.<p> But i highly reccomend that people open their minds to more then ~just~ anime,and "school girl outfits" =P when it comes to the japanese culture, there is alot of good film waiting to be seen.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:10 a.m. CST

    5.75 here and Makiko broke her own rule!

    by Deus Vult

    morning all<p>in a related story, Makiko oddly enough requested nay required our posts, no matter how unrelated, include a brief relation to the story underwhich they appear. what's this? we actually HAVE to have it relate? come now, FOR SHAME!<p>moreover, her well-written and might I add properly formatted(!) post above had NOTHING to do with Spider-Man 3. just like a woman isn't it boys--the rule applies to the dicks but not the chicks? who's with me?<p>Lastly but not the last, once we've all agreed we're gonna see spidey 3, and some will love it, some will like, some will be disappointed, and some will hate it, what else is there to say? with that in mind can we all agree these talkbacks are nothing more than semi-instant messaging forums for those of us who enjoy talking about movies periodically, but enjoy talking about fascists, genital length, hot girl-on-girl college experiences, and selling pet cats on ebay?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    and as for you s mart---

    by Deus Vult

    talkback origins are nothing more than conversation "intro topics" which are quickly and might I add thankfully disposed of after the initial deluge of comments from the aicn commoners.<p>after that, yes, you're right, with your ol' boy Deus at the helm all talkback origins are dumped immediately and we move on to more interesting items. like Kiera's amazingly painted monstrous yet fictional knockers. Or Scarlett's very real and very beautiful knockers. Or Katherine Hiegl's luscious knockers. no common themes however, no indeed.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    no yackback, inevitably someone on aicn would complain

    by Deus Vult

    you know they would! they would say things like: "I didn't see any bush" or "that was an ass-double" or "dunst's crooked teef get on my nerves" or any other iteration of the above. its issues such as this that confuse me about the majority of aicn readers/posters. are they REALLY that disappointed with the movies they see, or just like to complain?<p>ultimately, how could one complain about gwen stacy and mary jane showering together? it's a rare example of everything that's good, pure and right in this world!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Raviolli Princess ~continued~

    by wanna_bannana

    As Makiko was led by her hand down the hallway of the campus dorm by Tasha, she was oblivious to everything around her~ except the sexy low cut of the khakis,the other girl was wearing.<p>Makiko was afraid that if Tasha turned and looked at her in this moment the other woman would penetrate the calm exterior she always put up...and would instead reveal Makiko for nothing more then a confused and excited young girl. The thought of being so vulnerable to a girl she had only met a few weeks ago, made her stomach tighten up, and she quickly corrected her visad. They were very close to the Co-ed showers now and she could see Scott Hurmnell,who was in her acting class exit the showers,towel wrapped tightly around his waste..beads of water still on his shoulders and his hair still damp. Makiko subtly moved alittle closer behind Tasha ,so that Scott would not see her.<p> As he entered his dorm and closed the door Makiko realized that she was almost breathing down Tasha's neck. She playfully brushed her nose against the girls hair, and let go of her hand~instead hooking her fingers gently into the back of the low cut Khakis the girl was wearing and allowed herself to be led that way.<p>She could still feel the Schnapps in her system,and her body felt hot and between her legs she was throbbing now...the confusion of it all made her let go of the back of Tashas pants and stop in front of the shower doors.<p>"Are you okay?" The girl asked Makiko as she turned~obviously~ noticing the sudden stop. "Yeah, i think so, i just got alittle dizzy from the booze" Makiko lied. Tasha stepped closer,slowly opening her lips as she did, *the woman is pure magic* Makiko though as Tasha Dragged her nails across Makikos stomach, just below her belly button~which caused a flood of goosebumps across her flesh, and made her knees almost buckle from the sensation.<p> They back through the shower doors,kissing as Makiko started taking off Tasha's tight T-shirt, that read "Mr yarmers rooster farm : we have the biggest cocks around" and continued towards the shower stall. makiko could feel her senses being overwhelmed, by not only the smell of Tashas hair and perfume, but by the smell of mens speedstick,showergel,and womans antipersperants. the air was thick,steamy and warm, and makiko could feel her clothes starting to stick to her skin allready. Tasha pulled Makiko towards her fully clothed and into the sensor activated showers. Water poured into the girls mouths as they kissed...but neither were barely breathing,caught up in the rhapsody that as the exploration of new terrain. There was no thinking involved for Makiko,no doubt,no worry or regret/fear of the morning to come, only the feeling of pure freedom from her "often" heavy mind.<p> Tasha began to undo the buttons on Makikos denim blue jeans and slowly slid them down,coming to her knees in front of shy girls waist. Makiko could feel the breath leaving her lungs as her breasts tightened and heaved with anticipation and apprehension of what was next. The other girl slowly stood up,grabbing makikos shirt and dragging it up with her as she slid her tounge up the asian girls wet stomach and towards her breasts. It took everything to keep her muscles tightening and having an ograsm right there on the spot.<p>Tasha then passionatly removed Makikos right breast from her bra and began to....<p>To be continued......

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Raviolli Princess ~continued~

    by wanna_bannana

    As Makiko was led by her hand down the hallway of the campus dorm by Tasha, she was oblivious to everything around her~ except the sexy low cut of the khakis,the other girl was wearing.<p>Makiko was afraid that if Tasha turned and looked at her in this moment the other woman would penetrate the calm exterior she always put up...and would instead reveal Makiko for nothing more then a confused and excited young girl. The thought of being so vulnerable to a girl she had only met a few weeks ago, made her stomach tighten up, and she quickly corrected her visad. They were very close to the Co-ed showers now and she could see Scott Hurmnell,who was in her acting class exit the showers,towel wrapped tightly around his waste..beads of water still on his shoulders and his hair still damp. Makiko subtly moved alittle closer behind Tasha ,so that Scott would not see her.<p> As he entered his dorm and closed the door Makiko realized that she was almost breathing down Tasha's neck. She playfully brushed her nose against the girls hair, and let go of her hand~instead hooking her fingers gently into the back of the low cut Khakis the girl was wearing and allowed herself to be led that way.<p>She could still feel the Schnapps in her system,and her body felt hot and between her legs she was throbbing now...the confusion of it all made her let go of the back of Tashas pants and stop in front of the shower doors.<p>"Are you okay?" The girl asked Makiko as she turned~obviously~ noticing the sudden stop. "Yeah, i think so, i just got alittle dizzy from the booze" Makiko lied. Tasha stepped closer,slowly opening her lips as she did, *the woman is pure magic* Makiko though as Tasha Dragged her nails across Makikos stomach, just below her belly button~which caused a flood of goosebumps across her flesh, and made her knees almost buckle from the sensation.<p> They back through the shower doors,kissing as Makiko started taking off Tasha's tight T-shirt, that read "Mr yarmers rooster farm : we have the biggest cocks around" and continued towards the shower stall. makiko could feel her senses being overwhelmed, by not only the smell of Tashas hair and perfume, but by the smell of mens speedstick,showergel,and womans antipersperants. the air was thick,steamy and warm, and makiko could feel her clothes starting to stick to her skin allready. Tasha pulled Makiko towards her fully clothed and into the sensor activated showers. Water poured into the girls mouths as they kissed...but neither were barely breathing,caught up in the rhapsody that as the exploration of new terrain. There was no thinking involved for Makiko,no doubt,no worry or regret/fear of the morning to come, only the feeling of pure freedom from her "often" heavy mind.<p> Tasha began to undo the buttons on Makikos denim blue jeans and slowly slid them down,coming to her knees in front of shy girls waist. Makiko could feel the breath leaving her lungs as her breasts tightened and heaved with anticipation and apprehension of what was next. The other girl slowly stood up,grabbing makikos shirt and dragging it up with her as she slid her tounge up the asian girls wet stomach and towards her breasts. It took everything to keep her muscles tightening and having an ograsm right there on the spot.<p>Tasha then passionatly removed Makikos right breast from her bra and began to....<p>To be continued......

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:47 a.m. CST

    my rule... vult

    by wanna_bannana

    I also told yack ~if you can read that is~ =P that this is not a thread that should be taken seriously because it is probably a bunch of BS,and a spoiler thread that is BS is not worthy of serious movie conversation =)And it is nice once and awhile to have a thread where we can just BS about life, get to know one another in a ~somewhat shallow way~ seeing as this is the net, but to get a better feel for who we are chatting with as human beings. So Merrick did something right by putting up this pointless thread...kudos to merrick.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    first ON PURPOSE double-post ever

    by Deus Vult

    yack and guy--she knows what she's doing. my double post-complete mishap. her double post-complete with lotion or lube, your preference of course. my reaction-I'm married so just saying girl-on-girl is enough. all those other details she wrote about are just fluff really. I'd trade the entire post for a pic of 'kiko and her friend in the shower, even if they had their bras and panties on. cue the aforementioned japanese school girl cliche anime giggling and I'm set...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Geez! Get a room!!!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Actually, what I'd really like to say is, "Hello wanna_bannana, I'm Mr. Nice Gaius. Come here often?"<P>Are you guys booking tickets to Japan yet or what?!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Yack

    by wanna_bannana

    sorry to break it to you buddy but it is all real, given a few minor liberties due to not remembering in great detail...dam schnapps! I have some pretty good stories...ask me sometime about ~a completely unrelated one~ but a good one none the less about a certain "star" who wanted to eat a hotdog from between my breasts when he was drunk at an advanced screening after party in tokyo,while he was promoting his movie there, he also persisted on trying to grope me when his girlfriend was not far away,and would whisper "swete nothings" in my ear that consisted of word uses the likes of "tent pole" and "goochie goo". I will give you a hint, the movie that was being shown involved a dog and his wacky detective troupe. Suffice to say the guy was a real ass, shockingly so.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:20 p.m. CST

    vult

    by wanna_bannana

    On purpose!!? how could you insuate such a thing....no duh it was on purpose you brainstormer you! =P Your a smart cookie you know that? no getting anything past you chum! Your breaking my will to live down here...you are a silly man. Speaking of fluff, my sources tell me that your last job was working as a fluffer for ron jeremy? that true =P I am only rassin yah...i adore your comments you TB commando, you are a good humored bloke and youse make me laugh....even when your crying...sorry i mean ~especially~ when your crying =)

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:24 p.m. CST

    if i told you yack

    by wanna_bannana

    Then i would have to eat you...it was after an advanced screening of the first Scooby Doo movie on Giza.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    abom

    by wanna_bannana

    How do you know i did not orgasm? you werent there ...and i have not finished the story yet you dirty nerd. And from what i have experienced, you men got the shitty end of the stick when it comes to orgasms, the female is possibly the ultimate and can last minute on end becoming an extremely tantric thing to experience, imagine not being able to breathe for minutes untill it ends, and if someone does it right, you HAVE to ask them to stop. And dont go thinking just because a girl has asked you to stop before that you DID do it right, they could have been saying "you suck" in so many words....the man knows i have said that for those reasons. "peter parker picked a pack of pickled peckers" f*&k!! i mess it up every time.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:35 p.m. CST

    possibly

    by mrbong

    OK, it could be all of this is true, but to me it sounds like a rather elaborate fabrication. the whole thing sounds like something that cock who claimed to be mates with George Lucas (super shadow or something, wasn't it?) used to post, not to mention a bit like all that shit some overexcited 13 year old wrote about how Neo would be his own father in Matrix Revolutions. remember the latter triumphed with a 30 minute train platform scene. just wait and see what happens in the film would be my most earnest advice.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST

    whoa sir

    by wanna_bannana

    you lifted that straight out a danny boyle screenplay! you cheeky bastard! And then in reality you awoke,groggy from the date rape drug...to a half naked Uwe Boll laying beside you....did i mention your bum hurts at this point and you have a bad rash. =P

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 12:50 p.m. CST

    yack

    by wanna_bannana

    none of those, it was actually scooby doo himself...seriously though you nailed the coffin with the first guess,the guy is a real smarmy choch.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1 p.m. CST

    I think the Transformers script

    by just pillow talk

    should start with wb's girl on girl sexual encounter and then, well, leave out the robots. Have you ever thought of writing greeting cards?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    boyel sc-RIPT your ass??

    by wanna_bannana

    Ouch!!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    ha!

    by wanna_bannana

    yah i am kind of hit and miss when it comes to the quips...oh well, once a nerd always a nerd. But at least i can be cheesey and still get laid...what excuse do you two have =P xxoo

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 1:50 p.m. CST

    i see

    by wanna_bannana

    Well i am sorry you have to work to close a deal =( being a cute openminded girl ~does~ have its advantages.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:01 p.m. CST

    oh pish

    by wanna_bannana

    Was it supposed to be a burn that you expected more from me? i get used to horny nerds who cannot get any... expecting "more" from me,i am glad to report that i however did NOT expect an intelligent "more special" response from you, which i why i was not left feeling unsatisfied, as i am sure some of the other women who have come into your life have been. =) xoo

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    I am sorry sir guy

    by wanna_bannana

    I realize that you might still be sore from your Danny boyle holiday with your stockbroker buddy. Wounds like that never really heal do they?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    As long as we get a closeup of Howard's taint...

    by Darth_Gonz

    ...this movie will make at LEAST 500 million dollars. Taint=controversy, and controversy=CASH!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 5:11 p.m. CST

    PICKLES!!!

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    Ya know I've enjoyed both of the installments so far so if they are anything close to those I will be happy. But it does seem like things are getting a little bit formula here and with the rumor of this being the last one for both Sam and Toby I think that may be the best movie. It sort of closes the chapter IMO if this story line holds up to be true and therefore would make sense. Sort of expected it to be honest so I am not shocked. Either that or this story is a fake and that guy is a an asshole who sent this story in and was just looking for some attention to show his other 400Ib friends how cool he was in getting a bogus story posted on AICN.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Raviolli Princess ~continued~

    by wanna_bannana

    In this thread....tonight at 10:30 or 11:00 =P <p> Oh you thought it was now?sorry

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Let me guess...next film Spiderman will save Mary Jane

    by Bong

    Yep nothing line watching Dunst scream her way thru 4 films...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 6:43 p.m. CST

    SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Deus Vult

    not that I wanted to read it or anything. I stand by my personal feeling that a picture is worth a thousand words, even if the post has properly-placed spaces.<p>with tha tin mind, please post pics to help with the narration on your myspace page. this will serve two purposes:<p>1. to give us moronic men the much-needed visual image to match the story.<p>2. to give my wife an clear indication that women really DO do the things I ask her to do.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:17 p.m. CST

    oh come on yack! words are for suckers, post some pics!

    by Deus Vult

    nuff said.<p>btw, does AICN do marvel classic 80s era no-prize? if so, Harry, nanner here deserves sumthin' speshyel alright!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:41 p.m. CST

    yack--just stopped by the mori tb

    by Deus Vult

    and offered $10 via paypal to the first person who can email me a summary of the tb in 25 words or less. I give it roughly five minutes to the second I made the post that someone will either respond asking for the money OR with some: hey Deus you're a/an **** or a ***** or a ******** for asking someone to do some work for you. love those guys!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 7:42 p.m. CST

    by the way, anyone--what's a "troll" or "trolling" mean

    by Deus Vult

    look, I'm 31, almost 32, married and in legal software sales. what more do you want?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    not if you're single my friend.

    by Deus Vult

    you see, if you're single you are still hip, if that's what the kids are saying these days. you're hip because you're feet are on the ground, every day, searching for the next big thing to make you more marketable with the ladies as it were. so no, it's not sad by any means.<p>now, enough talking, how much more time till zero hour?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult: Here is my answer from Mori's Top 10

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    First: are you new to AICN? For some reason, your posts "sound" familiar. Did you used to have a different TB handle in the past? Regarding Trolls: Garbageman33's description is pretty accurate. However, I would be willing to say that most Trolls actually DO believe what they say. In fact, some of them are just flat-out insane. Someone who "trolls" a messageboard is just looking to start fires/fights. For example: I could just start calling you a f*ckhead or a racist for no real reason other than to get a reaction out of you. Another classic Troll-sign is someone who constantly claims "ownage/pwnage" when they have actually done no such thing. AICN has had some LEGENDARY Trolls in the past. However, there have only been a few second-rate poseurs in the past several months.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:56 p.m. CST

    gaius--just responded

    by Deus Vult

    but thanks for being polite and yes I'm sincere here. I'll hold for your f/u. <p>in other news, I know it's prolly a little stalker-esque, but has anyone seen those two hilarious foreigners JJonz and/or Dick Nicely? if so, please invite them here. I'm hoping we can continue to squat in this tb and bring back some "hannibal" spirit.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 8:54 p.m. CST

    That's funny...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I seem to have lost all my paragraph breaks...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:01 p.m. CST

    BSB--I think the story starts in the next hour or so.

    by Deus Vult

    not sure I don't know what time zone she's in. for me though I'm more interested in photos than words. words take time to read and can be confusing if you don't know what they mean. however, a picture of two young, well-built bi-curious girls all moist and giggling is...well...much easier to look at than the description if you will.

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    No, he's definitely not brokebackcowboy. He's not an asshole. Yet.<P>ZINGER!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:40 p.m. CST

    who's brokebackcowboy? and where's the sequel?

    by Deus Vult

    boys, with 100% honesty, I really am NOT another/different poster. I hope that doesn't let you sleuths down. intrigue is interesting but in this case I'm just an old, married guy who's wife prefers him posting on movie sites at night than trying to...FOR SHAME!<p>in other news, this talkback IS dying BSB! we NEED some tail in this place and fast. or some savvy brits/scots to bring us back 'round. and FAST!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Deus Vult - brokebackcowboy is...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...BringingSexyB...nah, I probably shouldn't go there...

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Me thinks this TB needs a push to the #2 spot

    by S-Mart shopper

    slow night, eh?

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:53 p.m. CST

    ISN'T IT TIME ALREADY?!?

    by Deus Vult

    you know boys I got to say I wish that makiko chick had never come 'round these parts! here we are, waiting like rabid, hungry dogs, for her to toss out the next installment of what we can only assume is a carefully crafted faux lesbian story to us and watch in pleasure and satisfaction as we devour it, word for word, as any pack of mangy dogs would do.<p>ultimately then we're pathetic and to think some of us in attendance lead the now infamous "hannibal" talkback which immediately chased away any girl/woman reading! FOR SHAME!!!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:56 p.m. CST

    s mart I knew you'd save us!

    by Deus Vult

    thank God its you man! now, let's get the blitzkrieg started!<p>oh by the way, as soon as makiko comes back, this thing's gonna be a rocketship straight to number one!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:56 p.m. CST

    For hope is but the dream of those that wake

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Matthew Prior

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:57 p.m. CST

    "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm"

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 9:59 p.m. CST

    "You're happiest while you're making..."

    by S-Mart shopper

    the greatest contribution"-Robert F Kennedy

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:03 p.m. CST

    "Where there is no vision, the people perish"

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Proverbs 29:18<p>or in this case the Tb will perish

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:09 p.m. CST

    we're a sad lot indeed

    by Deus Vult

    S Mart's posting random yet interesting quotes to increase the # of talkback posts and<p>BSB is getting horny off thinking of me in my wife's thong...I think...<p>Yack is advocating Dove soap commercials show boobies to calm Americans down (which I agree with) and<p>some "Troll" named Columbine is getting lots of attention in another talkback because he clearly knows the right buttons to push on the regulars here at AICN...<p>sad, sad lot indeed...FOR SHAME!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    "Cut 'er loose, Doc!"

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Frederic Remington

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:14 p.m. CST

    "Inspiration and genius--one and the same"

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Victor Hugo

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Taint Quotes:

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp or what's a taint for?"-Robert Browning

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Taint Quotes:

    by S-Mart shopper

    "It is good to rub and polish our taints against that of others."-Michel de Montaigne

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    forget it! no vagina in a cup tonight boys!

    by Deus Vult

    bed time for ol' granpa deus. someone let me know if the sequel gets released tonight in the morning. I'll be in the office around 730am cst...<p>by the way, we need a "how stella got her groove back" vibe for us boys here pretty quick lest we waste away into the bowels of boredom and dispair!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Taint Quotes:

    by S-Mart shopper

    "We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our taints." Winston Churchill

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:25 p.m. CST

    "I'm tired. I'm going back to bed."

    by S-Mart shopper

    George Reeves & Deus Vult

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Taint Quotes:

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Constant dripping hollows out a taint." Lucretius

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:29 p.m. CST

    "You are never a loser until you quit trying."

    by S-Mart shopper

    -Mike Ditka

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 10:34 p.m. CST

    "The soul of conversation is sympathy" Thomas Campbell

    by S-Mart shopper

    and since I don't care about this TB, the conversation is over!

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Raviolli Princess ~Continued~

    by wanna_bannana

    Tasha then passionatly removed makikos right breast from her bra and started to suck on her hard wet nipple. Makiko bit her lip and stifled a moan as she realized that Tasha had worked her fingers inside, and had began to rub her thumb in firm circles around an allready throbbing clit.<p> Makiko closed her eyes and embraced it,tilting her head and letting a soft moan escape her lips as she gripped Tasha's hair. The other girl stood up still fingering her soft wet pussy and their lips connected again in a hard kiss. Makiko bit on tashas bottom lip and reached her hand around slipping it between Tashas flesh and her khakis and firmly squeesed her soft round ass,making Tasha moan into Makikos mouth.<p> She then worked her finger in between Tashas ass cheeks,sucking on her bottom ip as she did so. Tasha tensed,sensing what was coming. Her fingers pressed into Tashas anus,bit by bit, there was a alittle resistence and Tasha moaned~clearly she liked this. Makiko burried her fingers deeper untill her palm was pressed against Tashas beautiful soft ass...she worked them in and out slowly at first only to build up speed,Tashas finger slipped from makikos clit,distracted by what was taking place. Makiko,who was extremely horny at this point began to pump away gently at tashas ass,all the time taking in the other girls expression...she liked this, the power she felt, the control, it empowered her...dropping away all barriers and walls and allowing her the freedom to express herself. She was fighting for balance,thrusting her fingers in Tashas ass,while trying to slide the girls khakis down at the same time~would have been hard enough by itself....but with the intense vibrations coursing through her clit, it was next to impossible.<p>As the pants drop to Tashas ankles Makiko takes her by the hips and turns her around facing the wall,she then slides her fingers out and stands back abit, squeesing her ass cheeks together in a moment of horny frusteration and then pushes her forward more, giving the other girl the clear indication that she wants her to arch her back.<p>To be continued.....

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST

    sorry boys

    by wanna_bannana

    But thats all you horny nerds are getting tonight, i just finished proof reading 4 scripts and am not wanting to put more work into a long novella for a bunch of depraved horny man nerds. You should count your blessings i put up with your prat calls and inuendo as is =P<p>But what can i say i love my harem of dirty nerds, you guys crack me up,so cute. All "anxious" for your bedtime story...tut, awwww you guys are adorable. Men so horny and predictable ,but so endearing in their own way. You guys give me a nice break from my job, and allow me to bury my thoughts in nostalgia,movies,cartoons, and old experiences. My mind needs it sometimes, i appreciate ~most~ of your individual online personas as well...i can see myself being friends with a few people from this site,and maybe visiting in time. Any trolls can kiss my ass, i allready took your names and have opinions of everyone here,i know which way the bread is buttered! xxoo

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:26 p.m. CST

    and

    by wanna_bannana

    those people need to start adding themselves to my Msn messenger list, it is much quicker then this site,for when i can use an instant chat.<p> makiko_34@hotmail.com~ am usually on for awhile yet

  • Jan. 18, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Bravo! Encore!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Damn. Am I the only one still up?! I knew there was a reason to check AICN one more time before bed. Well done, Wanna/Makiko. You should hit the boys up in The Zone. It's probably a safer place to post your personal contact info and you can PM each other, etc. Just a suggestion.<P>Raviolli Princesses, horny nerds, and buttered bread. I sense a trilogy in the making...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:16 a.m. CST

    the last edition of the raviolli princess

    by just pillow talk

    was outstanding. You outdid yourself with that one. (throws rose on to stage) Gotta clean the cheadle off of my keyboard now...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:17 a.m. CST

    yea she's got our number alright

    by Deus Vult

    oh like she doesn't! bah-that story is a regular saturday afternoon for me and the wife, give us something dirty woman, something absolutely filthy!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:24 a.m. CST

    abom is right

    by Deus Vult

    this thing reads like penthouse forum but is crying out for photos. more to the point, I've been asking for them for days now. put them on your myspace page or just email them out to all your admirers. you can even send them out in installments to match the story chapters. come on!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:18 a.m. CST

    b/w you and me abom I think the furthest thing on her

    by Deus Vult

    mind is love. just sayin'!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:38 a.m. CST

    no love

    by wanna_bannana

    you got that right duder.. i can indulge alittle fluff storytelling, but i am afraid you are shit out of luck on racey photos,i am sorry but i did not have a camera ready for the more intimate moments in my life. Maybe i will finish off the last part of the story tonight.<p>Maybe....untill then boys,ciao

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:48 a.m. CST

    what's a duder?

    by Deus Vult

    look wanna, you've got us by the short ones, or the shaved ones, depending on your level of vanity or metrosexuality (or what your wife prefers of course), so withholding the next and/or final installment is something we're powerless to react to!<p>in other news, my vp told me yesterday that robert downey jr was cast as iron man. a day or two late, yes, but at least he's trying! he's got three kids for God's sake! and he's Canadian! (wanna--when you lived there did you really get all your news, fad and fashion updates a few days later than us blokes here in the US?)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Spoiler Alert...

    by S-Mart shopper

    on lesbian taint taunting!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Nice job Wanna B.

    by S-Mart shopper

    If you don't mind, I'm going to attribute your wonderful story to my posting of inspirational quotes;0 cause I love credit where credit is not due!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Luckily I have nothing to do on a Friday Afternoon

    by S-Mart shopper

    I'll try and keep Avatar at bay...oops, didn't mean to say bay.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:14 a.m. CST

    s mart-instead of random quotes how bout your thoughts

    by Deus Vult

    on the following headlines from drudge to keep this talkback alive: 1. pelosi announces formation of global warming panel, and I've love to feel her warm globes<p>2. chinese capitalist totalitarians posing as righteous commies shoot down delapidated weather satellite with ground-base missle; the UK reacts solely with complete of falling space junk and how impolite the chinese are as a result<p>3. California bill would ban spanking of children and prison population grows as a result<p>4. most recent episode of 24 involves muslims nuking LA, LA doesn't complain but welcomes the cleaner air the fallout will bring<p>5. Rosie now takes on Idol producers and judges in a bid to keep the American public interested in her bloated, megalomaniacal self<p>mkay so there's five lovely topics for you to chew on, formulate a thesis over, craft a treatise-like response, and post in intervals to keep the talkback going in the absense of taint teasing stories of bi-curious delight.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "SPIDER-MAN 3 Spoilage!?!? Probably So!! Maybe Not?? Judge For Yourself!!"<p>Translation: Here's some shit I got on Spidey3, don't know if it's reliable or not, they said if I don't contribute something soon they'll stop paying me.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Sorry Deus, gotta run with my current state of thinking

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:21 a.m. CST

    duder definition and no editing

    by Deus Vult

    this site, oh dear lord, drives me nuts because the lack of editing is just too much to tolerate. I think I may drive over to austin today and attempt to infiltrate the AICN compound and have a serious talk with Harold about it.<p>as for Yack defining dude for me, I can't believe I didn't pick up on that the first time. I think I fell asleep during the opening night of Lebowski. FOR SHAME!<p>finally, if we're going to replace trading pee stories with sex stories, I want to go first. it's a great one from the golden age of pre-marital sex. can't wait to tell it!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    in keeping with the theme then s mart

    by Deus Vult

    we've talked about both translating hidden meanings and about sexual related items, so seriously, what do you think of pelosi's huge knockers? I wouldn't mind seeing her topless. who's with me?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Pittsmale sent in some detail about the conclusion of SPIDER-MAN 3."<p>Translation:A guy who is either a Pittsburg fan or obsessed with olives, sent me his "vision" of this movies conclusion.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    11 posts to go to overtake the hills have eyes

    by Deus Vult

    I can't believe that's beating us! who even cares about that movie? I'd rather see if pelosi has puffy nips personally.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    helping with the big push

    by Deus Vult

    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkled cookies wafting up the stairs. <p> Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed.Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. <p> With labored breath he gripped the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies. <p> Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? <p> Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His arched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. <p> The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife........ <p> "Dont toucha dem!" she said, "They're for the funeral."

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "It should be noted that, to the best of our knowledge, Pittsmale is an untried source for AICN."<p>Translation:I didn't feel like checking out this crazy fuck, so deal with it!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:35 a.m. CST

    hey Sir Guy, how are you posting from the future?

    by Deus Vult

    are you using repligin's or John Titor's time machine (see the hannibal talkback for a definition: http://tinyurl.com/2u7tby ) as to who/what repligin/John Titor and his/their time machine is/are.<p>I don't get it, I posted the awful "joke" and then checked to see if it posted, and it. then, a few seconds later, I came back in to see if anyone else was helping with the big push, and there was your post, but it wasn't there before! HOW DID YOU DO IT?<P>DAMN YOU REPLIGIN/JOHN TITOR WHERE IN TIME ARE YOU?????

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:38 a.m. CST

    McQuarrie knows Merrick as good as he knows me!

    by Deus Vult

    In fact, it was I who had the idea for the twin death stars concept painting, and yes I envisioned all the parts in the first movie being played by midgets, and told lucas, and he loved it, but alan ladd killed it. true story!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:37 a.m. CST

    The mixed company of

    by cyberskunk

    The mixed company of Uruk-hai and other Orcs had paused in their interminable run toward Isengard. The captain in command of the Uruks had to beat sense into individuals who wanted to devour their captive halflings. <p> "They are not for eating!" he exclaimed. <p> "May I eat their iPod Shuffle?" queried an anonymous goblin. <p> "NO!" <p> "What are your boots for?" the goblin asked, and pointed at the Uruk's lower extremities. <p> The commander roared, "These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do!" He took several exaggerated steps toward the speaker, who cowered in fear. <p> A few minutes later, they were on their way again.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:42 a.m. CST

    I love copy/paste

    by S-Mart shopper

    It lets me forego the unbridled agony of having to formulate my own thoughts and emotions into a comprehensive and cohesive display of tactile-to-technology expression of conversation.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "His e-mails feel real, and the context he provided for having this information seems legitimate."<p>Translation:He knew things about me no one else knew, and sent a pair of his soiled underwear.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "HOWEVER, we're aware of several active campaigns to dupe AICN in regards to coverage of this movie -- so consider this intro a vote of relative confidence...but also something of a disclaimer."<p>Translation:Sam Raimi likes to fuck with people. So, this might be him poking us in the proverbial sprained ankle with a schtick.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Wow, that sounds neurotic."<p>Translation:I'm neurotic!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I thought this would be fun fodder for discussion, if nothing else."<p>Translation:I get paid and you guys get to fuck off with stories of piss,sex,manbags,quotes,rhymes and lymerics.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I'm working on about three hours sleep & am too friggin' tired to check the Net thoroughly to see if these details have appeared elsewhere; I didn't see this level of detail during my cursory glance."<p>Translation:I'm drunk and the Meth should kick in any second!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "If I'm wrong, please credit whichever site needs crediting in the Talkbacks below."<p>Translation:You assclowns are gonna let me know if I'm wrong so, BLOW ME, in advance!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Translation of Merrick's "Cool News"

    by S-Mart shopper

    "BEWARE BIG SPOILERS!!! TURN BACK NOW TO AVOID SPOILAGE!!!"<p>Translation:Here kitty, kitty! I DON'T WANNA FEED GRANDMA BACON WHILE SHE'S IN THE BATHTUB!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Spidey Tb made it back to #1, if only for a moment...

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Shouldn't everyone at AICN be watching Pan's

    by S-Mart shopper

    instead of posting "Cool News". In it's wide release you'd think this would be an AICN holiday.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:40 p.m. CST

    For those of you who don't know, Northwest Ohio SUCKS!

    by S-Mart shopper

    Despite my mockery, I was really looking forward to seeing Pan's Lab. But fuck me silly! It's not playing within 20 miles of me! WTF!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:49 p.m. CST

    I guess I'll have to see Children Of Men,again.

    by S-Mart shopper

    Not that it's a problem. Oh, or maybe the My Little Pony movie, SCORE!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:50 p.m. CST

    NO MORE TALKING ABOUT MOVIES!

    by Deus Vult

    boys I think we can agree that we can watch a movie on hbo on-demand any time of day and talk to pets about it when its over. I come here to read arguments, jokes, pee stories, s mart's translations, naner's bi-curious rants, the brits slamming americans, and a whole host of other stuff.<p>so with that in mind let's can the pan's lab talk and start talking about naner running tasha or sasha or masha's taint already!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST

    no editing = I look like a real moron

    by Deus Vult

    and while I can do that on my own, without the help of a lack of editing feature, I would really appreciate it Harold would invest and extra $5 per month in an editing software piece for this site. plenty of my posts lose their eloquence and brilliance due to typing and grammatical errors.<P>oh who am I trying to kid? brilliance, eloquence, I'm talking about two girls ruBBing their taints together!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Sir Guy is John Titor, no question

    by Deus Vult

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor see for reference. his posts from 2038 prove my contention.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Nevermind I found it playing

    by S-Mart shopper

    It's not at the "New Release" theatre, it's playing at the cheap "we've been out for a while or suck" theatres. Oh well, I'll save a few bucks!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Last time I mention movies Deus, promise.

    by S-Mart shopper

    Just to give you feller Tb'ers an idea of the aforementioned theatre, here is what else is playing:Babel, Borat, Deja Vu, Flushed Away, Golden Flower, Last King of Scotland, Painted Veil, Pan's, Stranger than Fiction, The Departed, The Fountain and The Queen.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Last time Deus, I swear. Hey Yack!

    by S-Mart shopper

    How about a quick comparison of Pan to Children, since the latter is still fresh with me.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Pelosi looks like a real bitch!

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:20 p.m. CST

    China hit something they weren't even aiming for!

    by S-Mart shopper

    WTF is up with that? Now I know why I can't get the CW on Direct-TV!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    I just saw Devils Backbone 2 weeks ago

    by S-Mart shopper

    I figured both films would have a lot in common, with Pan's having a bit more fantasy in it. I like enjoying a movie for the sake of entertainment but I also love to watch for the more technical aspects of the film, that's were Children impressed me.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Not enough people know anything about pelosi

    by S-Mart shopper

    to form an opinion, including myself. I think she's gonna make or attempt to make a bunch of positive political moves before people figure out she's a hardcore ball breakin bitch that doesn't take shit from anything with a pair of testicles.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:38 p.m. CST

    golden flower and gong's boobs get an 11 with me.

    by Deus Vult

    now that's a movie I can get behind! get it-get behind gong's golden flower? oh forget it already!<p>Sir Guy--sorry for the overkill there, you see we had a similar issue in the hannibal talkback and were confused about how some posts came if before others that had already posted. my hypothesis was that it was John Titor, and no one knew who he was. as such, I presented the wiki article on him, and the board took off pondering the validity of his story. now of course if the tone of this talkback is different (ie: we like learning about kiko's taint rubbing exploits and not about timetravel) that's okay with me.<p>finally, we CAN talk about movies if you like S Mart and Yack, but I think we can all agree we've had WAY more fun NOT talking about movies...<p>finally for REAL this time, Pelosi looks/acts/talks/walks like a SUPER bitch, but I can't take my eyes off her boobs! I read somewhere that google was getting bombarded with queries that contained on the words "pelosi" and "boobs"...and with good reason!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:41 p.m. CST

    how many years have you guys been posting on this site?

    by Deus Vult

    for me, its only about a week and a half. but I've been reading for years and years. yet, this uneditable post thing is driving me nuts. do I have to type it in word and check it before copying and pasting it into here? I don't know you old pros have put up with it for so long. its driving me crazy.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:44 p.m. CST

    I don't think Titor adds sparticles into his equations

    by S-Mart shopper

    Micho Kaku could teach him a thing or two.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    I went to BGSU for about 2 yrs, then quit.

    by S-Mart shopper

    I could only take so much patronizing. Was in Phx, AZ and SanFran area and now back in Toledo/BG area. Me no likey. These Tb's are my escape from reality and the year 2036!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    I've been lurking in the shadows of AICN for months.

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2 p.m. CST

    hold please, on a conference call

    by Deus Vult

    Titor asking me some questions boys, wants to know if I've got access to any Apple IIe's. seems that's the latest issue they're facing in 2036.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Titor is full of radiated meat!

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Hey Deus, ask Taintor if Apophis hits earth

    by S-Mart shopper

    this is supposed to happen in 2036.Maybe that's why he hasn't been heard from again. He went back to a future that no longer exists! OH, THE HORROR!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    wanna know where it leads Guy?

    by Deus Vult

    this is the EXACT conversation that came out of the reference to Titor in my post last week---if you had his 500 pound contraption, how would you use it? where would you go and why? when? here is the response I gave last week, direct from the classic hannibal talkback:<p>Now, where would I go? Why and to what result? I would travel back to ancient persia to meet Zoroaster himself. I would catalog my visit via an interview with him. You see, he is THE father of the concept of monotheism. From him, and Zoroastrianism, is born the concept of a single God and his career as a monotheistic prophet lead to Judaism, Christianity and Islam, in that order of course. <p> The purpose of the interview and the visit is to ask him about his revelations, and if he understands that from them will come violence in the name of religion, not previously seen on earth (Hindus, Greek polytheists, etc., never based war on religion). I'll ask him if he understands these ramifications and what Ahura Mazda (God's name in Farsi) has to say about it. <p> The goal is to come back to this time period and explain the historical significance of Zoroaster along with what God said 2500+ years ago. The goal will be to mute out the violent voices in Judaism, Christianity and Islam and move us towards some form of peace between the three Abrahamic religions. <p> Should that peace not work and/or my mission fail, I'd go back to New York City in the mid-20's and obtain Nikola Tesla's secret designs for the high performance electric car and keep them safe for when the FBI comes to kill him in his hotel and take his secret designs. Reason? To wipe out the need for oil in the USA and all of the Western world by using an electric car. We'll no longer be held hostage to those who are the keepers of the majority of the world's oil and villify both Christian and Atheist Western values. If that doesn't work I'll travel back to March 8th, 1975, the day of my birth, and convince my dad to keep all my toys in their original packaging or even better to buy cases of Star Wars figures and thereby make and me an instant millionaire by selling them on ebay. No, wait, I'll invent ebay. No, wait, I'll invent the internet. No, wait...I'll...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    wanna know where it leads Guy?

    by Deus Vult

    this is the EXACT conversation that came out of the reference to Titor in my post last week---if you had his 500 pound contraption, how would you use it? where would you go and why? when? here is the response I gave last week, direct from the classic hannibal talkback:<p>Now, where would I go? Why and to what result? I would travel back to ancient persia to meet Zoroaster himself. I would catalog my visit via an interview with him. You see, he is THE father of the concept of monotheism. From him, and Zoroastrianism, is born the concept of a single God and his career as a monotheistic prophet lead to Judaism, Christianity and Islam, in that order of course. <p> The purpose of the interview and the visit is to ask him about his revelations, and if he understands that from them will come violence in the name of religion, not previously seen on earth (Hindus, Greek polytheists, etc., never based war on religion). I'll ask him if he understands these ramifications and what Ahura Mazda (God's name in Farsi) has to say about it. <p> The goal is to come back to this time period and explain the historical significance of Zoroaster along with what God said 2500+ years ago. The goal will be to mute out the violent voices in Judaism, Christianity and Islam and move us towards some form of peace between the three Abrahamic religions. <p> Should that peace not work and/or my mission fail, I'd go back to New York City in the mid-20's and obtain Nikola Tesla's secret designs for the high performance electric car and keep them safe for when the FBI comes to kill him in his hotel and take his secret designs. Reason? To wipe out the need for oil in the USA and all of the Western world by using an electric car. We'll no longer be held hostage to those who are the keepers of the majority of the world's oil and villify both Christian and Atheist Western values. <p> If that doesn't work I'll travel back to March 8th, 1975, the day of my birth, and convince my dad to keep all my toys in their original packaging or even better to buy cases of Star Wars figures and thereby make and me an instant millionaire by selling them on ebay. No, wait, I'll invent ebay. No, wait, I'll invent the internet. No, wait...I'll...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:16 p.m. CST

    stupid stupid stupid!

    by Deus Vult

    GIVE ME AN EDITOR OR GIVE ME DEATH!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:18 p.m. CST

    I would use time travel to...

    by S-Mart shopper

    be part of the fabled @qu@f@g.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I would travel back in time and force feed Ghandi

    by Ricky Henderson

    That'll teach that passive agressive wonk not to eat good Indian food.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    If I were a better debater I would happily debunk Titor

    by S-Mart shopper

    but his predictions up to '07 are tainted already. The prediction of another World War is jaw dropping. I mean, who would EVER think that there is the slightest possibility of WW3. History, religion and economics demand another WW. Anyboby pick up on my sarcasm?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:34 p.m. CST

    I would travel back in time and Fuck a Dinosaur

    by Ricky Henderson

    For no particular reason really. Just for giggles.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah, GHANDI GOTTA EAT!

    by Ricky Henderson

    ...can't believe I didn't think of that when I first posted it. Damn I rock.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST

    I would travel back in time

    by just pillow talk

    to rescue Monica Bellucci's breasts. Repeatedly. Save Monica Bellucci's breasts, save the world. There would be peace throughout the galaxy. Doves would be flying overhead.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Hey I said I'd fuck a dinosaur

    by Ricky Henderson

    That's qualifies, doesn't it Sir Guy?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    I would use time travel to...

    by S-Mart shopper

    save John Holmes from doing Gay Porn!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST

    I'd fuck a dinosaur too...

    by S-Mart shopper

    by sneezing on it and wiping them out a helluva lot earlier!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Yeah Sir Guy, I'd fuck a Stegosaurus

    by Ricky Henderson

    Mostly because they can't move as fast as the other dinosaurs and wouldn't be able to flee what they realized my intentions were. I've thought this through you see.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 2:59 p.m. CST

    I've been training for this by fucking piles of rocks

    by Ricky Henderson

    I assume their texture is similar to the reproductive organs of dinosaurs. But having never fucked a dinosaur before, I can't really be sure.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    I'd travel back in time and ride a Pterodactyl...

    by Ricky Henderson

    Then I'd fuck it senseless of course.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:11 p.m. CST

    I would use time travel to convince D.Murphy's parents

    by S-Mart shopper

    that anal sex is where it's at!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:11 p.m. CST

    All this talk of Dinosaur Fucking is making me hungry

    by Ricky Henderson

    I'm gonna go grab a sandwhich.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:13 p.m. CST

    I would use time travel to introduce Kirsten Dunst

    by S-Mart shopper

    to the wonder bra!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Dinosaur fucking is for chumps

    by S-Mart shopper

    caveman taint pulling is where the challenge is.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST

    well in that case

    by Deus Vult

    when I hit my sophomore year in high school I had lost 20 pounds, grew two inches (upwards not in length I'm afraid), replaced the glasses with contacts and grew my hair out to an all-one-length near my collar ala classic early 90's style. well these two girls I had been in love with, Rita and Kerri, were bi-curious, or believed to be, long before there was such a concept in the modern teen girl's mind.<p>in any case, they were seniors and 18 and me a wee lad at 15, but we were "friends" in whatever capacity we could be. one afternoon Rita called me and we were chatting up, but I was distracted by some watery splashes in the background. I asked her what was going on and she revealed she was in the bathtub! it was 4pm for God's sake! I was instantly mesmorized by the thought of her naked in the bath. she then continued to tease me by telling me she was in a bubble bath! <p>unable to process this turn of events, I asked her if she wanted me to let her finish and call me back, her response was no, that Kerri was coming over and she wanted to know if I wanted to swing by...<p>overcome by the thought of thinking of those two in the bath together, and this being previous to the whole girl on girl craze, I was somewhat unsure if this was something that was disgusting (keep in mind at 15, and the fall of 1990, the ONLY kind of lesbian I had ever seen had shorter hair than I did and wore an eye patch and a wallet chain) or smokin' hot.<p>with that, I said: uh, no thanks, I don't have a car and wouldn't want to ride my bike over there. my mom's not home anyway.<p>and I've lived with regret, humiliation and despair ever since. <p>so SIR GUY there you have it. I'd go back to the fall of 1990 and tell my 15 year old self to wait for that call and immediately ask my mom to bring me over there and do what I couldn't have done 16 years ago...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    the purpose of the description is because

    by Deus Vult

    as a freshman I was a fat, short kid with glasses. and in love with kerry and rita. and they ignored me. and I hated them. and wanted to nail them. like they were dinosaurs.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:46 p.m. CST

    first it was dorothy's taint, now its...

    by Deus Vult

    nail her like a dinosaur! <p>so if I average one per week for a hot new catchphrase, I'd be pretty proud. the best thing is, they're 100% by accident, and not forced, like "gotta eat!" or "too soon!"...okay Deus is leaving the office. back with you all lovely gents shortly.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Yack...

    by wanna_bannana

    I can never expect less from you when it comes to movies, i am impressed,that is the second time i have used the word "duder" in TB and you are the first to obviously know where it was from and comment on it =) You might just have a "special" story waiting for you in your myspace inbox sometime soon ;) <p> oh abomination you make me laugh.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Raviolli Princess ~continued~

    by wanna_bannana

    Makiko started to feel alittle dizzy as tasha arched her back,bearing her beautiful freshly shaved lips to Makiko. She could feel her head swimming,and could not tell if it was the heat or the booze that was causing it..maybe both. She stepped back,and Tasha slowly turned around,coming towards Makiko and putting her hands on her hips. "lets go back to your dorm" Tasha said as she started picking up her wet clothes and wringing them out.<p>"You think so do you?" Makiko said curtly " who says i want you to,maybe i am done for the night,i kind of have to get up early tomorrow" Tasha placed her finger on makikos clit and began to drum on it rapidly,causing the asian girl to lurch forward,burrying her face in the other girls neck,she could barely stand,and could feel the muscles in her body tighten as she cam close to a climax,only to have Tasha stop before she did. "no,no,finsih" Makiko said as she took Tashas hand and tried to squirm against it..she was dripping and could feel her clit throb. The sudden shock from Tasha stopping had frusterated her~quickly she picked up her clothes wrung them out and put them on.<p>As the two girls exited the stall they walked quickly back to the dorm,dripping water the whole way,they were met with chuckles,and curious glances. As they reached the dorm,Makiko turned to Tasha and gave her a light kiss and a hug "I really should get to bed" she said as the frown on Tashas face deepened. "Okay" the other said "want to hang out sometime next week?" Tasha added. " i will have to see,i am not sure if next week will be good, i have an exam coming up...but maybe the week after that?" Tasha looked at her with what seemed to be a bit of confusion,but responded finally with a simple " sure,stop by my dorm sometime" <p>And with that Makiko entered her dorm and closed the door. The end...<p> Hey i never said there was an exciting climax to the story, unfortunatly, me and Tasha only hung out a few times after that and they were very awkward,i saw her at a few dorm parties, and in a class we shared. We would say hi and whatnot but she got a boyfriend...who was actually a real shitstain, the last i heard from a mutual friend of mine and Tashas she is producing independent films in canada, and has become wacked right out on diet pills....shame, she was a curvy girl. I would not say she was a russian sex doll though =P she was not amazingly beautiful, depending on what you would classify as hot,but she had no problem finding attention. She had a very exotic full featured look to her,curly auburn hair. She was often compaired to kate winslet.<p> Oh dont cry boys, i have plenty of stories for you, its not like i experimented ~only once~ or have been a hermit who has gone without sex. I did A couple tabs of E at a rave in Osaka one time and there was a girl and a guy involved with that experience, we wound up at a hotel and it was by far the superior experience of the two, maybe i will tell that one next?<p>I must say ...australian men have HUGE dicks. I am also going to have to pre-warn that i am not going to type out smut for you shitheads all the time, i will be hitting up other threads to talk film,since thats what i am here for,but as long as this TB stays alive i will continue with the stories.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST

    actually...

    by wanna_bannana

    I will only tell another story ~and leave out NO~ details, if someone can send me a site to go where i can download some movies ~via~MySpace~ the other site i go to is closed.<p>Would be much appreciated.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:51 p.m. CST

    We have porn???

    by MrJJonz

    On this very website; this very day. My God what a time to have a little delve into this again.<P>Wanna_Bannana's topics of conversations sure do impress. Beats flaming and whatnot 10 fold.<P>Is Deus kicking about I think he still has my Titor / repligin machine

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:51 p.m. CST

    well if nanna isn't going to post any pictures

    by Deus Vult

    here's a great one, I seriously encourage everyone to check it out immediately: http://tinyurl.com/386xs3<p>no joking guys the pic is awesome, and it includes my girl jessica biehl. spelling might be a problem with her last name for me. I'm too busy staring at her boobs to pay attention to her name. speaking of which, someone else is staring in that pic and it's pretty funny. and yes its real--the pic that is.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST

    enter stage left, cue MrJJonz, Esq everyone!

    by Deus Vult

    PRAISE THE LORD AND WELCOME BACK! finally some euro-humor to keep our talkback alive and per nanna's claim, if it stays alive, so do the stories! hallejuah!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Hey Deus is here

    by MrJJonz

    Praise the Lord!!!<P>How's things my man. I see we are strangely off topic again. Marvellous.<P>Did you get a good price for my cat - or is he still as I found him at the shelter - unwanted - poor little bugger.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    a little tip from uncle deus

    by Deus Vult

    my wife loves watching "classic" episodes of 90210 (as she calls them--classic--hilarious!) and in this particular episode brenda and her mom are taking self-defense/anti-rape lessons. and the teacher says: "self respect is the key to self defense."<p>well there you have it boys and girls-if you want to stop a rapist, all you gotta do is respect yourself. clearly.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:01 p.m. CST

    I've got the Guinness on the go

    by MrJJonz

    So what sort of shit have we got on our minds tonight - obviously porn and is nanna wants to keep talking like that all night that is fine by me but I may be sore in the morning with my hand locked in a permanent cramp.<P>Personally I'm emjoying the questionable poertry and recipes on Dick Nicely's website most amusing - that guy has a way with words.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    I've been asking about you two for the past few days

    by Deus Vult

    Nicely has a website? Dear God no! hey, have you seen him anywhere? truth be told I've been trying to get another hannibal-style talkback going but leave it to me and the rest of my american friends and all we're gonna talk about is porn. and fucking dinosaurs.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    No wonder Mr Deus spends so much time

    by MrJJonz

    typing out wonderments of philosophy and the like when the bread knife is watching 90210.<P>What the hell happened to those crazy people on that . . surely Jason Priestly is in an old folks home - he must have been about 55 when that was filmed

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Porn and Dinosaurs???

    by MrJJonz

    My 2 favourite things combined. The only thing missing from Jurassic Park was a couple of those dino's at it with Jeff Goldblum in a strange sort of 3 way.<P>Mr Nicely's website is <P>http://www.freewebs.com/dicknicely/prose3.htm

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:11 p.m. CST

    oh make no mistake Jonz the knife is napping

    by Deus Vult

    I was actually enjoying Kelly Taylor's sweet bosom when they cut to the scene of brenda and cindy at the self-defense class.<p>here's a link to the 90210 entry in wiki--it's got a complete update on everyone on the show, just click on their names: http://tinyurl.com/y8p86o<p>did you know when priestly did the show he nearly 21?!? I think the oldest of the cast was andrea--she was prolly close to 40. man she had some BIG thighs.<p>finally it looks like old nanna posted her "conclusion" if you can call it that, at the wrong time of day! she knows the freaks come out at night! with respect, of course.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Me a freak -

    by MrJJonz

    Hell yeah. It is currently 11.30 pm in the UK and now I devide to log in.<P>SWitching body clock to late tonight so it prepared for staying up late to watch Ricky Hatton box in Vegas tomorrow night. Kick some ass Ricky - you are the king (even if you do cut a little too easy for my liking)<P>If you go onto Dick Nicely's website definitely check out the recipes and poetry. Made me laugh enough that a little bit of wee came out.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:18 p.m. CST

    LOL - good lord what have you guys done!? Porn & Dinos!

    by finky089

    Fucking great. I couldn't start reading everything from the top, b/c frankly, I just haven't had the time today. But I'm sorry I missed some fun in here today. <p> And Wanna's stories....heh, I love how she says at the end "i am not going to type out smut for you shitheads all the time" <p> we know you like it, wanna. Why else would you do it?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Proof reading is for chumps

    by MrJJonz

    You know it kids.<P>Winners don't use proof reading

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST

    in fact I meant the freaks like

    by Deus Vult

    abom, yack, bsb, ricky, s mart (yes he's here too!) and a host of other random posters who swing by around 8pm eastern forward to God only knows when.<p>nicely's website is hilarious, haven't even read everything yet. what an enigmatic guy. I wish I could move to france. no, wait, I'd rather move to alexandria egypt. that's Deus' style.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Deus, I wish I could see the pic

    by finky089

    but my damn work server blocks the page your URL leads to. I hate working in a huge multi-national bank sometimes...okay, most of the time. <p> Too bad, b/c Biel is incredibly hot. I went to see shitty Stealth just to watch her. ahhhhhhhhh....

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:25 p.m. CST

    finky you'd love it

    by Deus Vult

    it's a pic of pdiddy standing next to her at the globes (and her globes) and he's staring right down at her globes! it's hilarious! and so sweet and tender.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    I think people like Yack and BSB

    by MrJJonz

    are just a mystery to me they never seem to join in when I'm here. I think the whole Brit factor may scare them especially when I'm on Yank bashing form (I'm only bash because I fear Britain is catching up soooo quick to you guys.) It is funny to listen to a Brit talk American street style talk.<P>S mart is here too - fantastic.<P>I see Finky has joined us and seems to share a similar taste in dino porn. Marvellous. Wonder whsat the equivalent of Dino blacks on blondes is - T-Rex meets Velaciraptor perhaps. My God how does my brain work. It is worrying

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Oh, and Deus, my sympathies on your lack of menage

    by finky089

    The only lesbians (or bi-curious) girls I was friends with in high school ('91-'95) both looked like the pirate wenches you described. <p> One of them lived across the street from my best friend and I and whenever she'd start telling us about what her and her female friend did together, the thought was so unpleasing we - two horny teenage guys- would actually ask her to stop.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:28 p.m. CST

    while the knife naps

    by Deus Vult

    I'm headed to pick up the dinner and a few other items. in the mean time, ponder the following: <p>1. would the OC exist without 90210?<p>2. would seinfeld exist without I love lucy?<p>3. would ralph lauren had been as successful if he had kept his birthname of ralph LIPSCHITZ?!?<p>back in an hour. enjoy!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Sex in the past time travel experience

    by MrJJonz

    Probably when I borrowed the Titor / repligin machine and went back and did Eve around the back of the naughty tree while Adam wasn't looking. She was a naughty little slut. <P>Unfortunately no dinosaurs in that story as obviously they did not exist

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    S Mart, if you ever get back to this TB

    by finky089

    nice work on all the random-ass quotes...lol

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:35 p.m. CST

    that's pure torture, Deus

    by finky089

    If winning the golden globes, meant manhandling Biel's bosoms, I'd make breaking into the entrtainment industry my #1 life goal. <p> For now, the closest I could get is, well, breaking into her trailer while she's in the shower. <p> And trying to explain that one to my fiance after I get busted is just not gonna be easy.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Hmmm Deus - things to ponder

    by MrJJonz

    1. OC exist without 90210(7468978). That in fact is the next on Titor's list. He has to go back to stop 90210 then hopefully Dawsons Crack and OC etc wouldn't ever exist<P>Seinfeld without I love Lucy. I had a dog called Lucy and loved her and have seen her ghost a couple of times. Not sure what this has to do with Seinfeld. Not sure what 'I Love Lucy' is. Some overrated American comedy like Friends, Will and Grace etc etc<P>Ralph Lipschitz??? Ha haha haha haha. I definitely buy something produced by the lipschitz - excellent<P>This was alot easier than your other time travel question on the Hannibal TB

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST

    I'd cheadle Biel til the cows come home

    by finky089

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Biel hides CHEADLES in her blouse- film at 11!

    by finky089

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:41 p.m. CST

    This TB so far CHEADLED it IS funny

    by finky089

    damn, I hate working. I miss all the fun of TBs like this.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:41 p.m. CST

    wanna_Bannana CHEADLES TB geeks with lesbo stories

    by finky089

    film at 11?<p> Please?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Possibly the Stegosaurus

    by MrJJonz

    Something about it made it kinda sexy to me Possibly cause it was fairly low to the ground so easy access all round.<P>This is kinda some wierd shit going on. I always thought the 'If you had to marry a man who would it be' question was wierd enough

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST

    I'm bummed I missed the 1st part of Wanna's story

    by finky089

    "all-out assault on the taint"? <p> I mean, whoa. I saw Makiko's pic when she posted her MySpace URL in a TB the other week (TF? Venom? Indy IV? I dunno) and she was cute. Between her and Biel, I could envision quite a lovely female tryst.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Why the hell can't I spell weird

    by MrJJonz

    Proof reading my friends - only chumps . . . only chumps

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST

    JJonz, just be wary of the tail spikes!

    by finky089

    The back plates look like easy-holdin', but you don't want to catch your testicle on one of them tail spikes. <p> I knew a guy who tried fucking a Steggy once and...heh, well, let's just say he auto-extinguished his own lineage.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Protection is key

    by MrJJonz

    Enough said

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Don Cheadle as Luke Cage!

    by finky089

    Um, not really, but some other guy way up there said the thing about Terrence Howard and, oh nevermind....

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:55 p.m. CST

    JJonz, that's why I prefer pterosaurs

    by finky089

    Just watch out if they try to give you a beakjob. Ouch

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 5:59 p.m. CST

    I might travel back in time to be a Brit prisoner

    by finky089

    and wait for Makiko...maybe.<p> But why waste it when I could go back millions of years and fondle a Triceratops?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    Bill Belamy as Luke Cage!!

    by finky089

    Film at 11!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    James Earl Jones as LUKE CAGE!!

    by finky089

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Ernie Hudson as LUKE CAGE!!

    by finky089

    Hey guard! I just work with these guys, but I wasn't even there!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Bill Lumbergh as LUKE CAGE!!

    by finky089

    M'kay?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Otis Nixon as LUKE CAGE!!

    by finky089

    feeble!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Deus Vault as LUKE CAGE!!

    by finky089

    why not?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Ahh you can't beat us criminals

    by MrJJonz

    for starting off a country that to be honest is a really nice place with really nice people<P>Not sure what that says about descendants of prisoners. Maybe they all be good.<P>So Finky I take it Makiko is hot then and someone to use a nit of charm on. Especially if she's hot and abit naughty as previous posts of hers suggest. Can't beat that sort of combination.<P>Unfortunately though I have noticed that when I post not many others do. I'm sure its the time difference and nothing at all to do with the general weird shit that gets posted around me

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    And from WAY back up top somewheres...

    by finky089

    I thought BSB became BrokeBackCowboy? <p> Not trying to start shit- just sayin...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Fuck proof reading

    by MrJJonz

    My inability to type what I want really pisses me off. The fact that I spend alot of day typing shit that other people read should worry me. But balls to it. I'm just not that way inclined

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Yeah, JJonz everyone's gone home, I guess

    by finky089

    at least, that's what I've noticed about this particular time of day. 'specially on Fridays. I might be able to dig up Makiko's url for ya....you in The Zone, if so?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:10 p.m. CST

    JJonz, if I had a penny for every "beleive" and "liek"

    by finky089

    I mistyped every fuckin day. I'd be Donald trump Rich. Heck, I'd be JK Rowling rich.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Aha Mr Yack

    by MrJJonz

    I noticed that you and Dick had taken up the mantle of finalising the casting of Thundercats.<P>Longtime listener - 1st time caller type thing between me and you. I'm sure we have passingly shared a few TB's and if I remember rightly abit of discussion about that beloved Stoopider character<P>Stories of Makiko and Lesbians always sounds good. And Yack Lesbians is spelt with a capital 'L' - and if that isn't actually the case then that is another thing wrong with the worls. I'll blame you Yanks again for fucking with the English language . . .Colour is spelt with a 'U' in it you know

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:16 p.m. CST

    And yes proof reading is for chumps

    by MrJJonz

    I will make a mistake on every post I make except the 'Proof reading is for chumps' ones

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Porn and dinosaurs!!?

    by wanna_bannana

    I go away to work and come back, and there is talk about doing the cast of a "land before time" and somehow Don cheadle even got worked into this TB...shit i miss all the fun, allthough the boob shot of jessica was quite sweet...cheers for that Vult.<p>And yah okay you got me finky, i love teasing nerds with talk of me rubbing myself,and past flings... i spend 50% of the day being good, i cannot do it all the time...nor do i want to.<p> Oh and if i could time travel i would go back in time to sydney and wait for the brits to land and drop me off some fresh fodder...you dirty f&ck...me having sexual encounters does not mean i am a whore. But thank you for the sentiment, i will give your mom the same next time i bury my tounge in her ovaries.<p> dont be jelous just because your only action involves a jar of lube and a picture of martha stewart.....actually that b*%ch is rather hot.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST

    ah, wanna, I was just wailing cuz I missed the fun

    by finky089

    I remember from the TF talkback that you were quite the cool "geek". What can I say? These TBs have some comedy gold buried among them (as well as some decent lesbian stories, apparently) and when I miss'em, I miss'em.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    And I end up posting stupid shit liek that

    by finky089

    at the end of the day when I'm trying to fill up space in an empty TB. <p> Forgive me if my geek pride hates watching a good TB sink below the waves.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Land before time!!!

    by MrJJonz

    Aren't they underage???<P>Have I been tricked?? I was on about the dino cast of J Park thankyou Mr government who is probably watching everything we type.<P>Next time some has sexual congress with an exhibit at the Natural History Museum, I'm gonna have the pigs all over my house looking for evidence

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:24 p.m. CST

    By the way, "Hey, Yack."

    by finky089

    it gets so empty in here about this time of day.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Proof reading . . .you get my point

    by MrJJonz

    <em>

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:26 p.m. CST

    yack

    by wanna_bannana

    Yeah...was abit overwhelming,but thats the way she goes, it was my first encounter it was bound to be. Shit the first time a boy slipped his tounge in my throat i thought it was the end of the world, i believe i ended up knocking him upside the head with the side of my fist and wound up getting suspended from highschool for 3 days,because the little prick denied he did it...Japanese men can be assholes, trust me. And i was not allowd to hang around white guys or girls in highschool, we japanese are a very "click" orientated culture.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:30 p.m. CST

    "There is no 'American' spelling for words...

    by finky089

    ..., just poorly written English." <p> A brit co-worker told me that once.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST

    The beautiful budweiser

    by MrJJonz

    What you guys call beer, we call lager. And that shitty chemical taste kicks around for days.<P>My mate was in America recently and noted a couple of Yanks talking about how they had spent alot of money on some fine European beer. Heineken - Europes version of Budweiser - well thats what I reckon. Much the same happened when I was in Australia at the Jacobs Creeb vineyard and was tasting their different wines. Now I was never a fan of Jacobs creek and now I know why. The guy serving it says 'This is the low grade shit that we export to you pommies who love it and spend a fortune on it but we don't have the decency to sell in our own country'. Then he moved onto the stuff they sell in Oz and it wass all good. They should have respect for their elders . . .just cos they can now beat us at every sport except football - and no . . I don't mean girls rugby with pads (or American football as you call it)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST

    PROOFREADING as LUKE CAGE!!!

    by finky089

    no, not really. But my brain has has refused to continue working on mortgage underwriting.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST

    And obviously I don't PROOFREAD my posts

    by finky089

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Bud = bad; Nothing beats a cold can of Schlitz

    by finky089

    or Pabst. Or Beast- the fraternity favorite.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    I'm 3 hours behind you Yack, which puts me closer

    by finky089

    back in time to the era of those ever-lovin' dinosaurs.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:43 p.m. CST

    "girls rugby"!!

    by finky089

    well...yeah.<p> I'm actually a baseball fan, so I take no offense. <p> And don't ever mistake baseball for European girl's softball, by which I mean that sport you Brits call "cricket".

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:44 p.m. CST

    modelo especial con limon y fajitas es muy bueno!

    by Deus Vult

    of course a huge bucket of modelos on ice with a vat of queso and fresh-made flour tortillas is really the purrrrfect meal for me and the wife to share with jessica biel when she comes over to have the hot 3way I've always dreamed of. not sure why I'm saying all this really, just wishing jessica was sitting on my face right now.<p>so clearly I'm back--Jonz, anything of interest from me fellow yanks?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:44 p.m. CST

    For me it's the Guiness

    by MrJJonz

    or for real ale - Black Sheep Rigwulter - not sure it will ever make the shores of the US but you never know - hey you got Spice Girls and now the Beckhams so you never know what you may get next

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Ooh, love the Yuengling

    by finky089

    christ how I miss the yuengling, but they refuse- REFUSE- to ship west fo the Rockies. I don't get it. Enjoying beer just hasn't been the same since I left the East Coast. <p> I enjoy a Sapporo now and then, though. NewCastle's alright, too. <p> I've had a handful of Negra modelos, but for some reason, we just never fell in love. Used to enjoy a few Jamaican Red Labels in college.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Hey Deus

    by MrJJonz

    We have found out that the Stegosaurus is the sexiest of the dino's but not without its dangers in terms of spiked tail.<P>We found that Americans don't like Budweiser so fuck knows why it is so popular at mine and your country.<P>We also found that me and Yack can coexist - it just happen very often<P>Next surprise will be me and BSB can coexist and that I will be able to type up a complete post without several errors

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Christ Yack

    by MrJJonz

    I spent so many days jacking off to her on that brilliant sitcom - well it was only brilliant because the daughter and mum were sooooo hot

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:51 p.m. CST

    JJonz, FUCK PROOFREADING

    by finky089

    no?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST

    I really got to stop this Dino sex talk

    by MrJJonz

    I'm beginning to freak myself out

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Yack be serious, there's no way negra is in nyc

    by Deus Vult

    honestly you can't convince a texan that real yankees are drinking negra modelo can you? I myself can't handle the dark stuff, although I do like my women dark (however my wife is blonde and muy blanco), but very much prefer the amber. it's light and sweet and alot of fun on a hot friday night with some girl singing old country songs on the acoustic geetar. I'm not a fan of country per se, but the first hank williams, vintage willie nelson, and the outlaw waylon jennings...pre heavy drug years.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    I always thought the grandmother would be hot

    by finky089

    doin' it in her auto-wheelchair thing. Rrrrrr, Rrrrrr!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Oh and finky

    by MrJJonz

    European girls softball is what you know as baseball.<P>Too be honest not sure what cricket is all about. . .for shame (hey I had to use it again at some point)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    I have a confession I need to share

    by MrJJonz

    I found myself watching that new Batman animated series that is happening at moment - I'm getting into this. Not sure what series us Brits are up to (Robin has just been introduced) but it seems to be getting a bit darker.<P>Hey look at me trying to change subject from Dino sex

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:01 p.m. CST

    okay nice review Jonz, where did kiko go?

    by Deus Vult

    see me and nanner roll like dat, I can call her kiko and its tight. anyway, she gets pretty rowdy doesn't she? the girl isn't short on opinions. I like that however. yet I think yack, bsb, abom and a few other guys LOVE that about her. hmmm...something might be up with that!<p>some background on budweiser--I grew up about five miles or so from the budweiser brewery in east houston and that place made the air smell like yeast and hops and all the garbage constantly. additionally, my fraternity (Sigma Chi) had an annual "you so natty" party whereby all in attendance were required to bring a six pack of "natural light" which is the beer the bud plant isn't comfortable with labeling as budweiser. basically its the worst of the brew batch. I use to print up anti-natty shirts and bring a six pack of shiner bock, honeybrown, or dos equis with a sack of limes and a sharp knife (for the limes and to defend myself against angry brothers who didn't want us drinking anything but natty).

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Yak's obsessed with the pigdeon thing

    by MrJJonz

    and it amuses me greatly. I've yet to meet anyone who has eaten pidgeon. But seeing as though you are 1/4 aussie I do have a love for the Kangaroo meat - not sure if you have had the chance to eat it but cooked right it is a tasty treat

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Jonz that new batman show is awesome!

    by Deus Vult

    and the first season had none other than "the edge" of U2 fame playing the opening guitar music. no longer, but I still watch it on saturday mornings after the wife and I return from the gym. I let her take a shower and I cool down watching the show.<p>some of you may ask yourselves--why aren't I showering with the wife? completely viable question...you see, it *sounds* fun, hot and sexy, but not every shower is like the one kiko described. instead, its all knees in the crotch and elbows in the eyes. oh, and standing in the back of the shower freezing because the wife doesn't properly share the water. so instead I watch batman boys, welcome to marriage!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    And you would think I would at least spell

    by MrJJonz

    pigeon right. Goddamn fingers.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    You are married

    by MrJJonz

    That is why you don't share the shower. You would have put up with the cramped coldness of it all while dating but when married it happens very rarely . . or so I'm\led to believe (not married myself)<P>The new Batman series - I hated and I mean hated the 1st series (I loved the Paul Dini one form the 90's - provided best ever Joker in any format of Batman) but I have stuck with it and now it seems to be rewarding me. Patience at last has been a virtue

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:12 p.m. CST

    um, where do people go when they leave this talkback?

    by Deus Vult

    that Sir Guy dude got a little miffed at me about teasing him being titor/repligin until he actually read the wiki article and then he cheered up. I think he was flattered by the comparison! but he's disappeared.<p>then there's finky. never seen his name before, but he had some quality input.<p>of course there's the ultra-mysterious s mart who magically appears outta nowhere and quotes everyone from moses to dr.phil, and then abomination, that base-stealing Ricky Williams, and a host of others. they pop-in, make a quality contribution, and disappear without warning or reason.<p>at least Jonz warns us that he's about to pass out! and of course I fire the warning shot that I've being forced to bed. and not in a good way.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Oh and U2 suck

    by MrJJonz

    Goddamn political pop/rock crap so the Edge wasn't a big seller. And when did he become The Edge and not just Edge - wanker with shit music - just a particular hatred I have for them

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Yack start the Mazel Wok franchise of your dreams

    by finky089

    Have all the waitresses wear schoolgirl outfits. And when they ask "Would you like it with schmear?", it'll sound like Jewish innuendo. Plus, you can clean up if you stay open on Christmas (yeah, my fam back East still goes out for Chinese ever 12/25)and offer to cater seders! (Though I shudder to think what Manoschevitz lo mein tastes like.)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Deus - I say you and me have manners

    by MrJJonz

    and people who just barge in and then leave without warining are severely lacking them. . . for shame<P>I don't feel right using that in this talkback . . not sure why

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Ahh getting distracted

    by MrJJonz

    by porn. No apology required then

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Deus, like that McDonald's fry smell

    by finky089

    that takes a coupl eof days to leave your car after you go through the drive through, I hang around, but you just don't always see me. <p> Perhaps I could have made some comparison to watching through Jessica Biel's window at night instead, but I don't want to sound too creepy or nuthin.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:19 p.m. CST

    jesus abom "anusessess in the bubbly tubbly"

    by finky089

    I'm laughing my ass off at that and it's echoing all the way down the empty halls of my office. <p> Time to start the weekend. Cheers, guys! <P> here's hoping Wanna comes back with some good reading later on!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Anyone know

    by MrJJonz

    what the TB record is for most amount of posts? Someday I feel like really trying to break it.<P>It may mean taking time off work but needs must

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Yack lets kick off a hate U2 website

    by MrJJonz

    Fuck U2 can be our logo. We can get t-shirts printed and everything. But I don't think we should go down the Calvin and Hobbes route of no girls allowed - may piss off nannna . . and that sounds like it may be a dangerous thing

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    we've been beaten to it

    by MrJJonz

    http://www.ihateu2fanclub.com/

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Jjonz, I think the Aquaf@g TB holds that record

    by finky089

    at..well, I dunno what it is now, but at one point it was up to just a scoatch under 9,000 posts. But the fuckin' mods have massacred that one a few times and cut it way back, banning people along the way. <p> It's TB 21000 if you're curious.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Fantastic U2 hatemail

    by MrJJonz

    Hey guys :) I Hate U2! Yeah! They came to my house one time when I didn't even invite them. They ate all my food. My mom couldn't get any sleep because they were so loud. And they kept trying to shove burritos up my cat's butt. Thanks everybody, Tiffany.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST

    What the deuce is an aqu@f@g

    by MrJJonz

    <em>

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    pizza for dinner but I prefer seafood enchiladas

    by Deus Vult

    Yack-my homies in the chapter drank total sewer water which they held out as beer. ridiculous! I used to bring a bottle of my favorite wine to parties and sell crap beer out of my wheeled cooler for $3 or more. <p>I had more to say but the wife is insisting I watch "gridiron gang" with her and NOT type as I do. I'm so sorry boys. keep going!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Gotta run or I'd attempt to explain

    by finky089

    Yack?<p> Or just read the top of the TB and you'll get an idea. Just change that "31273" in your URL at the top of your page to 21000 with nothing after it and it should take you there, Jjonz.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Oh, and Jjonz, be patient

    by finky089

    it take s a minute to load

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Hey Mr Headgeek Sir

    by MrJJonz

    Can you leave open 1 talback for bloody ages, and I mean bloody ages just to see where it goes.<P>We all generally post on the other TB's and talk about said topic but surely this must provide some amusement to you or whoever controls the TB's.<P>A response would be great sir. <P>Thankyou kindly<P>An always interested Brit

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 7:41 p.m. CST

    That aqu@f@g TB truly is

    by MrJJonz

    a monster - but I do like the fact that it was ended by a double post. Oh the irony

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Sir Guy comes and goes

    by MrJJonz

    It's true I tells ya.<P>Anyone else looking forward to sept 19th again for the international talk like a pirate day. Its the only time of year I can use the chat up line of 'Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?'.<P>Its a personal favourie. . .wonder if it would work with nanna

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Hmmmm i appear to be the only one left

    by MrJJonz

    Deus watching gridiron gang. Poor bugger<P>finky had to dash - probably a secret spy mission.<P>Yack probably found some neat porn<P>even Sir Guy has found sleep is good<P>and i have even been granted TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION yet. I'm sure TFD just wants a hug

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:13 p.m. CST

    ohh Yack lets have a supes returns debate

    by MrJJonz

    I enjoyed it (not sure why though), yet hated batman begins (just use year one for gods sake) yet enjoyed the hulk<P>I think my film taste goes against popular opinion for comic book films - although yes nothing could save elektra (i don't even find Garner hot)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:14 p.m. CST

    and do flamers say

    by MrJJonz

    'flame on' before they post

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:14 p.m. CST

    and do still life photographers

    by MrJJonz

    say cheese before photographing cheese

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:15 p.m. CST

    and how many cats eyes

    by MrJJonz

    does it take to make a 10 mile stretch of motorway. And what happens to the blind cats

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:17 p.m. CST

    and is 'wicked' means good

    by MrJJonz

    what means wicked

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:19 p.m. CST

    and if you ate pasta and anti-pasta

    by MrJJonz

    would you still be hungry

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:20 p.m. CST

    and do we have free will since

    by MrJJonz

    The unpredictability implied by quantum mechanics has done away with the Newtonian world view, in which all future events are predetermined.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:24 p.m. CST

    and will it really hurt me

    by MrJJonz

    more than it hurts you when I am offering TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:31 p.m. CST

    My main prob with BB

    by MrJJonz

    is I think the fact that I love certain iamginings of him in comics. Year One is half Bruce Wayne half Jim Gordon. No batman film has ever taken Gordon seriously and he is a massive part of the Batman Universe - not just in year one but throughout Batmans history. Also the big reveal of identities is a massive problem to me. Batman to Katie Holmes character and to Morgan Freeman (not officially but may as well have) when in the comics it's only been recently that he has done this to Catwoman. The reveal thing is a lso a problem to me in Spiderman. (the whole train scenario pissed me off). I know Supes should not be good but for some reason I like it. I know it's faults - supes seems out of character - lifting krypton island etc) but for some reason I liked it more. <P>Yet strangely the one hero film I kepp watching over more than any other is The Hulk. I just love Ang Lee's green dude

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:41 p.m. CST

    what happened

    by wanna_bannana

    my name never showed up on the above story...oh well

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:45 p.m. CST

    wanna_bannana.. You dare call me "geek"?

    by Freefinger

    God.. Have you read your posts?<p>You saying that you're of the female sex is believable as much as Spiderman actually living.<p>Man calling my post geek and all compared to your response to it was one of the funniest things I've ever encountered. You win the Geek title for sure.<P>You should've read this other TBer called himself "Stoopider", you'd make great ass recitals with him. I think he got banned or something.<p>Anyway all this posting about how you do it in dorms or something (read quarter of the thing 'cause it was some of the shittiest bull I've ever read) makes me think you could be Stoopider.<p>Anyway have fun calling people geeks and stuff while actually being one of the biggest geeks I've ever half read.<p>But then... That's just my opinion.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:47 p.m. CST

    The problem with Hulk as a character

    by MrJJonz

    shit villains. The best Batman picture is the animated Batman: Mask of Phantasm. That is THE Batman. Starts off with the naivety that was missing from BB, no comedy Gordon that still exists in BB and best Alfred line ever. 'Yes Sir, You are the very model of sanity. And by the way I've pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls'. Marvellous stuff.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Nanna posts porn

    by MrJJonz

    and not a dino in site.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah ...

    by Freefinger

    And I think I fell asleep at "middle-aged, balding, and... <p>Then laughter resonated from my mouth, because what I posted was a fast draft of what I think could be a possibility, but you were actually writing a short (well real freaking long) story, and it got boring on the third paragraph. Incredible.<P>Long live writing skills lessons from a tape recorder.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Freefinger please say Flame On

    by MrJJonz

    before flaming<P>Don't know the history . . .don't care . . .just don't participate in flame TB's myself - see Hannibal for type of TB I live by and encourage in others. Hell don't even look there, just look above.<P>But if you here for the banter feel free to join

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Morgan Freeman character was a smart addition BTW

    by NoHubris

    In the original comic/Legend of Batman (Who He is and How He Came to Be!), Bruce Wayne prepared himself to become as master scientist through study. With the advent of the 21st century knowledge-based, high tech age, it's "more realistic" to have a full time corporate engineering guru invent all those wonderful toys.<P>Just thought I'd chime in on that one.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:12 p.m. CST

    And with my comments on Batman

    by MrJJonz

    and Freefinger I depart from this for another night. It is about 3.30 am here in the land of real ale and real football.<P>So goodnight to Yack, finky, wanna (for the odd bit of porn now and then) and last but no means least to Deus who I share lots of plutonic brotherly love with (hope gridiorn gang was worthwhile pal)<P>Goodnight viewers . . at some point in the future a return will be made

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Yack and MrJJonz

    by Freefinger

    Yeah.. Guess I was wondering were the hell this TBer came from...<P>I guess flame's out.<p>As far as the dino humping goes... Nope, count me out. See one of the things I think you all have missed is the fact that the dino is big.. Real big. So for me to hump one, I would have to be at least 20 feet tall. Which is not going to happen.<p> Now considering if I would even try it at my regular height of 5'11", I considered the fact that any humping done would be straight to the leg, yep just like a little freaking chihuahua in heat.<p>That being said you must take in consideration the food intake per day of the said dinosaur, and the number of times it will need to do it's duties.<P>Being of sound mind and body, I think that it might be once I start humping (And once you start, you can't just stop and go away. You need to finish your duties). Now, if this does happen while the unloving act of the hump is in fact under way, you must calculate the actual amount of the said "anal projectiles" that might be flushed straight onto me.<P>For this fact, I would decline the Humping of the Dino. She might be a beautiful beast, but it would'nt help anything to have me under a pile of shit.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Oh before I go Hubris

    by MrJJonz

    Why call hin Lucius Fox. He bears no resemblance to the Lucius I know from comics apart from the colour of his skin. And IMHO Batman starting out should not have all the gadgets straight away - there should be a Batman stripped of gadgets but with plenty of naivety while he is starting out. He should figure out more and more gadgets along the way. A naive Batman would be a very human and interesting character on the big screen and we should not forget about the Batman being a Man. (Oh and the rubber suit sucks. Plenty of fan films show that a cloth suit like in the comic books can look right on a man - it's another bitch of Batman I have and one of the very few things I hate Tim Burton for)<P>Now if we are having a Batman discussion do I need to saty awake longer?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Pacifica is better than Negra Modelo

    by S-Mart shopper

    I've consumed lots of both. Pacifica is what Corona wishes it could be. Negra Modelo is what AmberBock would taste like if it were a good mexican beer.<p>Speaking of Mexicans, just got back from Pan's Lab, great flick! But for me Children of Men edges it out by a smidgen, both are worth multiple viewings.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Freefinger

    by MrJJonz

    Welcome and thanks for making me laugh - "little freaking chihuahua in heat."<P>Welcome to the most important discussion of the night. Unfortunately we may be ships that pass in the night as I am due to go to bed unless someone keeps postng about Batman which may keep me going awhile longer

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST

    let me see

    by wanna_bannana

    Well freefinger,i could personally give a rats ass what you think,second yack i am not stoopider, the fact that you would put me in the same category is insulting, and freefinger, i KNOW i am a geek and have no problem admitting it, you are getting pretty defensive there guy! And for the record, you calling me a flamer when you are "in fact" flaming, is a laugh. Yes it is your opinion and it means little to me =) because i have seen you "more often then not" blasting through threads leaving your little troll stains. The definition of a troll is someone who comes into a thread and bashes and insults someone~not out of good sported fun~ but because they are most probably unliked in their own personal lives. I am not flaming,and the people i banter with i happen to respect and the banter is two ways. This will be the only response you warrant from me...i dont care if you believe i am female or not. You see yack,against my better judgement, i humoured your request for details, i went with it, it was fun...but now its done. And we can thank freefinger for busting up the fun in this thread with his 'trollish" nature. Kudos to you ...ass.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:26 p.m. CST

    As arbitrator

    by MrJJonz

    Methinks we have a misunderstanding between Freefinger and Wanna. Wanna, I believe Freefinger having never previously conversed with you didn't understand the banter that you often give, which I believ his previous post proves.<P>I for one call for a big group hug and all say a prayer that 3 toed sloths will not die out in our lifetimes

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:28 p.m. CST

    What more can I say

    by MrJJonz

    I like hugs<P>Now I'm definitely off to bed.<P>Goodnight folks . . .feel free to talk about me behind my back - just remember if I can be bothered I will read about it tomorrow

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Good point about the gadgets

    by NoHubris

    In the early days he used rope, a bullet proof vest, and suction cups to scale walls Spidey-style There was the Batplane and the Batmobile, but he relied more on daredevil Indiana Jones type action rather than "gadgets." So you're on target your remarks. In a way, he WAS more human. Kinda like Peter Parker/Spidey.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Quote-tastic

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I think the greatest way to learn is to learn by someone's example."-Tobey Maguire<p>wanna_bannana, you complete me...ahhemm...I mean this TB!;)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Funny, I just ate a bananner!

    by S-Mart shopper

    Ironic, no?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Tobey Maguire said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "If I wanted to go be social I would. I don't have any fear of that. I don't feel like I'm a shy person at all."<p>in other words peoples, don't be afraid to post your thoughts.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Man... Wanna is pretty much on the...

    by Freefinger

    ...defensive all of a sudden. And by the way Wanna, don’t want to discredit you or anything, really, but the only "blasting" I did was, as most people, at this Stooopider fella. I don't recall blasting anyone else as you described, so there you go. Oh . .the name calling was good too... Personally I wouldn’t have gone on you if you had not posted your little opinion about what I posted before trying to "puke" if you saw it on the big screen.<p>But going on and on, made it as a personal attack, looked pretty much like Stooopider, sorry to say.<p>But you having posted what you just posted. Could be seen as the very "trollish" nature that you are talking about.<P>Anyway, MrJJonz said it best, "banter" on...<P>If ya want A big group hug.. No problem here. but when you attack on these post, be aware that some of us will reply.<P>Now, we luvy luvy? or do we kill the 3 toed sloths?<P>Liked the "little freaking Chihuahua in heat" now did ya MrJJonz? To bad I don't have the video of one of my buddies being humped by one of them back in college while we were all watching a Habs game (For all you that don't know, Montreal Canadians are called "HABS", guess Hockey ain't a big sport in the US ain't it hey?). He noticed it once he got spewed on by the little bastard, another buddy filmed the damn thing, was funny as hell "WTF!!! OH SHIT THE RAT HUMPED ME!" - That's what happens when you mix Beer (the 7.5 of Alcohol we have here), your girlfriend's pad and friends, you get humiliated by her little ugly rat/dog. Man, those were the good old days! Funny shit.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Tobey Maguire said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I am a blank slate - therefore I can create anything I want."...and you can't stop me so, nnyyaahh!!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Tobey Maguire said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I believe in a higher force that is within me."...Mr.Raimi are you done yet?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:52 p.m. CST

    deep breath~

    by wanna_bannana

    ~shakin the tree boss....shakin the tree~ Thank you JJONZ for clearing that up, and thank you yack for clearing up that my menstration cycle was still in motion...as for you freefinger. I think it would be a good idea if you toned down your hyper sensitivity, and maybe next time look before you leap...do not go jumping down my throat because ~you think~ that you know whats going on. I do not bash for the sake of bashing, i do not insult for the sake of insulting, but i can accept that it was a misunderstanding.<p>It is cool,i have finished my hormonal angry rant, and i will retract that i was almost ready to tell you where to put you freefinger.<p> ~kisses~<p> And please do not ever put me in the same sentence with "stoopider" again...thank you "geek"<p>Oh yah...and about the geek thing, you need to work on your sensitivity to the word, it is not a bad thing to be called a geek... were you beaten up lots as a child for playing ADAD? So dont cry poopy pants... xxoo

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Tobey Maguire said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    Kirsten, put on a fucking bra, for christsake!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:03 p.m. CST

    dam straight

    by wanna_bannana

    I am going to get defensive when some guy comes in blasting me, i have never blasted you, and if there was banter it was in good humour...oh wait a minute you are the guy that wrote up that cheesey spiderman ending...hmm sounds like you are the one getting defensive, it all makes sense now, thats why you started bashing me...you took it personal =( i thought i had made it clear that it was only my opinion, and that it was not meant to insult you, but that it felt familar to batman, i did not realize your ego was wounded...men! I am sorry if i hurt your feelings, would you like me to pat your back now and kiss your booboo better? It was an opinion, my opinion only means something if you let it, but do not go on a rant about how i am all of a sudden getting defensive and what i did was trollish. What i did was defend myself against a sudden attack that seemed entirely unwarranted,if you were insulted by my opinion, you could have stated such without attacking my gender,intent,ect,ect....what you did friend,was trolling,not I. I usually get along with most people in the TB except stoopider and "metal water" Is there anyone else thats had a beef with me or taken something personal that i said? We might as well resolve it like adults now...instead of having angry comments later for wounded male egos.<p> cut me some slack,i am on the rag,and i come here to talk movies and have fun, it is not my problem if there are hyper sensitive egos.<p> We can handle like adults next time no?<p>We good? I said sorry...we finished now?<p>xxoo

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:06 p.m. CST

    For you Wanna, Kirsten Dunst quote:

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you."

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Kirsten Dunst said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy. Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?"<p>Don't let them make you cry, bannana;)

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:12 p.m. CST

    am I too late? who's left? HUGE reco for gridiron gang

    by Deus Vult

    okay, not gonna write much lest I know who's here. nanna? loved your story. s mart-bras for mary jane? jonz-no bid on your cat. yack-love pacifico-brought them with a sack o' limes and a knife to a nye party a few weeks ago. so with that said, am I scared and alone here?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Sam Raimi said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "That's what heroic stories do for us. They show us the way. They remind us of the good we are capable of."<p>keep the spidey thread alive, Sam would want it that way. So would Old Spice Bruce!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Free

    by wanna_bannana

    Do you like writing? are you an aspiring screenwriter? Because if thats how you take criticism for your ideas, then you would not last long in the industry, i spent years reading screenplays,and thumbing through ideas. If you got upset over every negative opinion, ~and they happen daily in the business~ you would either wind up killing yourself, or becoming a gohper for some hollywood exec,getting coffe,crying when they yell at you...not a pretty business. the best thing to do is chip up and start again,come up with some new ideas, i was trying to say that your idea was not horrible, it was cliche,it was predictable ~like schumachers batmans~ and it needed to be alittle more original, anyone could come up with "villians" sitting in lockdown,all showing their abilities, or giving some clue as to who they are.<p> Like i had said , it is a fanboys wet dream,but if you pitched it in hollywood,everything would be changed and it would no longer be "your idea" Dont take criticism so harshly chum, You seem like a decent guy if not alittle touchy, i am on the rag,whats your excuse?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:19 p.m. CST

    I meant Pacifico not the Chrysler Pacifica, DUH!

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    um what's nanna so upset about?

    by Deus Vult

    wow my dear don't get fired up. no reason! it's completely harmless--just words. now how 'bout a nice new pair of jeans from citizens of humanity or perhaps a cute top from theory. will that everything nice again? hey, I know I had nothing to do with it, but I prefer your porn or prodding posts. and my wife's on the cycle right now too, but she always asks for a new pair of shoes. recent pair of steve maddens calmed her down.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST

    I got the drift on the pacifico/a S Mart

    by Deus Vult

    hey, s mart-have you been to nicely's site before? it's hilarious. I emailed the bastard and invited him to join in. may be too late, not sure when this will fall off. <p>what's this about an aquaman talkback that had THOUSANDS of posts? us hannibalians were beat by THAT MUCH!?? FOR SHAME!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:25 p.m. CST

    So Deus, the only lovin you're gettin tonight

    by S-Mart shopper

    is from this TB?<p>I say call Taintor, have him pick you up and go snarf a dino!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:28 p.m. CST

    Yeah, checked Nicely's out, pretty funny!

    by S-Mart shopper

    Didn't see if he had the fried Mars Bars though...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:29 p.m. CST

    correct, sort of...

    by Deus Vult

    in fact when the wife is on her cycle its not my favorite or preferred time to practice procreation. if I was 17, yes, there'd be no stoppin' me and often back then not much did. however, at 31 and less than two months away from 32, such an endeavor hasn't been seen since...well I can't remember when. but the wife is a trooper and would tolerate if it was critical. also hadn't been critical in a long time.<p>who's taintor? and I never picked out my dinosaur...better do that...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Deus

    by wanna_bannana

    Thank you for your support of my "cycle" =P but i am okay duder...now that i understand what was really going on. i would have to say Naye to the cute top or jeans though, usually when i am this bitchy, i sit on my bed with my laptop ~like now~ in my spongebob slippers,with a bowl of wasabi peas, and switch between watching downloads of "threes company" or a movie and these TB's,right now i am trying to decide between watching "Deja Vu" and "Babel" i know that Babel would be the smarter choice, seeing as Tony Scott is along the same lines as Bay.<p>But i am not in the mood for something as serious as Babel...and will probably go for the less serious one, and i never take denzel washingtons movies serious. =P

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Titor=Taintor

    by S-Mart shopper

    I'm checking out his Wiki entry now thanks to tabbed browsing on IE7.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Denzel is the Man and by numorous accounts a good guy.

    by S-Mart shopper

    coupled with the fact that he's a very good actor that makes him one of my favorites. Deja Vu is a fun movie, not a feel good movie but entertaining & watchable IMHO.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    so nanna its a truce then? now for race relations

    by Deus Vult

    you and I have shared a few jabs but the deal above with that free character isn't anything I'd like to get into with you, nor do I think it fits with your biting wit. <p>in fact, that whole rift is one of the reasons I didn't post on here for five years or more. too afraid of getting into some useless argument with...you pros call them..."trolls"...anyway, you're a welcome addition to this gaggle of peckers (now there's a catchphrase!) and I hate to see you or any of the other members fall prey to nonsense.<p>and NO it doesnt have anything to do with you being a woman so don't even bring that up.<p>nanna--you and everyone else on here should watch the movie the wife forced me to watch tonight, which is GRIDIRON GANG. now STOP(!) before you flame me--is that the right word?--lemme tell ya why its worth watching--LOTS and LOTS of black kids tackling and making awesome hits on white kids. the hits are made even more satisfying because the white kids are rich AND they call the black kids the N*WORD! which only serves to make you hate the white kids even more, and LOVE IT when they get run over like armadillos.<p>lemme know if you all don't know nuthin' 'bout no armadillos...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:49 p.m. CST

    What's the magic number for tonight Deus?

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Don't make me watch The Mexican on tv

    by S-Mart shopper

    I heard that movie Snarfed a Dino!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:52 p.m. CST

    s mart this is just for you ol' pal

    by Deus Vult

    S Mart my friend if you were fascinated by Titor's wiki article, I have a few items for you to check out based on your post earlier today. I didn't have time to research "sparticles" when you posted it, but here's some info on the mysterious term: http://tinyurl.com/2b7vja <p>Moving forward, you mentioned the scientist Kaku, also a topic which eluded me. with that in mind, here's some info on him: http://tinyurl.com/2cf2hw <p>In retrospect I think titor made some errors by not mentioning sparticles and/or kaku. perhaps he'll come back to our time and make some interesting posts about sparticles? maybe on this very talkback? we can only hope!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:55 p.m. CST

    650 if its just us, or 675 if someone else pops in

    by Deus Vult

    word up

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST

    does yack's arrival make it 675?

    by Deus Vult

    yack can you commit to 675 before shutting down for the night? if so boys, we're gonna need some topics!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    The Silver Surfers Nutsack might hinder our progress!

    by S-Mart shopper

    DAMN YOU SILVER TAINT!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Deus

    by wanna_bannana

    nah you are a good guy,i have never taken our banter personal nor have i thought it was anything but good fun and shits n giggles. I thank you for your support but i assure you i will not "fall prey" i am rather capable of chewing off balls if need be. =P Some women might like rolling over and taking it up the piehole..not me...okay so i might have ~one time~ but i prefer to be in control of most aspects in my life,one of the reasons i am single. Men like to feel "manly" but i am going to need a man that i can "tack out" in the sack with, someone who does not expect to much untill i am willing to give it, and respects my boundries and that i am a strong personality...i dont make excuses for myself or my flaws, and i expect others to do the same, it might be unrealistic..but f*%ck,sometimes you need to "suck it up" its easy to feel sorry for yourself,its more gratifying to feel sorry for someone else =P Might sound cold,but sometimes you have to be to survive, people who care "to much" crack and wind up wacking themselves. I care about youse guys, in some weird "internet" sort of way, i am fond of ~some of you~ and you make me laugh, i would be alittle sad if the site got shut down and i lost touch...but,meh,what can you do? xxoo

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Titor, I can deal with. Just don't mention

    by S-Mart shopper

    Andrew Carlssin, that asshole owes me $800!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:06 p.m. CST

    warning! warning!

    by Deus Vult

    the wife is brushing her teefs. I may have to duck out soon. but we can follow the smart pattern of quoting ourselves into a record. let's give it a shot!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:08 p.m. CST

    638, I'm good till 650

    by Deus Vult

    countdown begins before I turn it over to you (s mart), kiko who just got back, and our man hummus...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:10 p.m. CST

    kiko you are tight

    by Deus Vult

    I mean that in a non-cervixal way. you see "tight" in this case is ghetto speak for "you aight wit me" and we'll leave the rest of the mushiness at that...now...why isn't anyone agreeing with me on the gridiron gang post from earlier?!?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:11 p.m. CST

    from airplane

    by Deus Vult

    There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:13 p.m. CST

    from robert benchley

    by Deus Vult

    It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:13 p.m. CST

    from homer

    by Deus Vult

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:15 p.m. CST

    from steven wright

    by Deus Vult

    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Ralph Bakshi said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "As an artist, I want to interpret my feelings - not run across the street and ask what my mother thinks."

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:15 p.m. CST

    from ellen degeners

    by Deus Vult

    I'm reaching here boys: You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    from my girl brooke shields

    by Deus Vult

    I like 'em smart fellas: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Ralph Bakshi said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "I am not interested in slickness for the sake of slickness."<p>Wow, doesn't that apply to everyother movie coming out these days.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:19 p.m. CST

    650 and I'm out fellas

    by Deus Vult

    sorry boys but such is married life. I said I'd help s mart push it over 650 and I did. worst push ever but it's there. Yack-its up to you now for 675 or higher. btw, wildcats was another good one. growing up on the east side of houston I love to see the ghetto win!<p>see you boys tomorrow. ladies too of course.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    TOPIC

    by wanna_bannana

    heres a good topic,lets each take turns listing of a director/actor/actress,that we think is very possibly an A-hole or if they are "solid" we must list a reason/theory/experience of why.<p>I will start.......<p>matthew Mcconaughey ~solid~ I have only seen him a few times in Tokyo..once promoting "failure to launch" and the other he was dining in a resturaunt called kumiki doru in Ginza, but both times, no matter how many japanese fans went up to him and wanted an autograph,or a picture he would always stand up greet them,and oblige...well i am not sure if he did that the whole time,but he did for the 45 minutes i was dining with my co-worker, i was very impressed.<p>I have seen stars brush off fans, push them,call them names,smack pads out of peoples hands and storm away...while telling the resturaunt owner that they would not pay for the meal they ate, because they did not get to eat it in peace, in which the owner would buckle,apoligizing,groveling,like it was their f&*king fault, that shit pisses me off. But Matthew was stellar, and always smiling,laughing,very laid back.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Children had more for me as a movie

    by S-Mart shopper

    I just got more enjoyment out of Chilren,*hehe* really I did. Pan's elements were great without a doubt but as I suspected it was more along the lines of DevilsBackbone, which is also a great film. I would be elated to keep seeing these types of films, Pan's & CoM, in theatres but what are the odds...

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Peter Berg, ASSHOLE!

    by S-Mart shopper

    It says so on his business card. Actually it's not even his business card, it's a personal card he hands out to random teenaged chicks and 10yr old philipino boys, from what I hear...<p>Really though, he just has that vibe and I saw him do an episode of Dinner for 5, he came off as extremely arrogant and superior. IMHO, assclown.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Ralph Bakshi said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "The rise of anime had to happen. If the Japanese could tell better American stories, it would go through the roof. They still tell stories which are very much oriental. I take my hat off to them."<p>by his quotes, Bakshi seems pretty solid.

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Gotta stay on this thread, can't get behind SS's balls

    by S-Mart shopper

    They're TOO SMALL!<p>Ok I gotta go post that!

  • Jan. 19, 2007, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Ralph Bakshi said...

    by S-Mart shopper

    "Wizards was my homage to Tolkien in the American idiom. I had read Tolkien, understood Tolkien, and wanted to do a sort of fantasy for American kids, and that was Wizards."

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:03 a.m. CST

    I knew Derk Cheetwood

    by S-Mart shopper

    solid, at least he was. We grew up in the same town, went to the same schools but, he was a few years older than me. Cool kid from what I remember, was in Frailty and some other stuff, IMBD it if you don't know who he is, or don't, whatever.

  • Jan. 20, 2007, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Guys...

    by drew mcweeny

    <P>... I'm really, really, really not trying to be a killjoy, but I am going to have to interject here. <P>First, this is not a porn site. Wanna, I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist. Stop it. Start a porn blog for that stuff. We have young readers. We have professional readers. And Harry's proclivity for various things erupting from his ass not withstanding, your talkbacks are simply not acceptable. <P>And this off-topic intentional jamming of our talkbacks is something I've indicated is a problem before. This is why we set up a message board. You can talk about anything there. Hell, there's even a forum where you can talk about sex. This sort of free-form nonsense is EXACTLY what the message board is for. <P>Guys... there's plenty of room for this sort of thing, but there's a place for it, and a Spider-Man talkback isn't it. When you intentionally pad one of these things out, you eventually start to create a caching issue. <P>Please... visit the Zone. There are obviously a group of you who want to do this sort of thing, so take it to the right section of the site.