I am – Hercules!!

Is “American Idol” the matter to AICN’s antimatter?

It’s the big show. And AICN is a big site. Can there be any overlap? Is it possible for any human being to love both Christian Bale and Paula Abdul?

Why are we not more aboard this bandwagon? Is it too much Aguilera and JLo and Madonna? Not enough Weezer and Foo and Stripes? Is Randy Jackson a studio-musician god or a colossal blowhard? Is Ryan Seacrest a crack broadcaster or the biggest dunderhead this side of Dane Cook?

Awaken, angry preteens in talkback. We give you now the opportunity to mock your hot older sister’s favorite weekly 90 minutes. And we’ll see if any of the readers is willing to brave your hatred and confess to archiving all the episodes in hidden laptop files.

Soul patrol!

8 p.m. Tuesday. Fox.

Showcase Presents Justice League of America Vol. 2!!
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