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GREATEST COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME STARRING GOD!
Harry here - No words can express the genius that is below...
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That is one damn fine advert. God Bless.
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Yeah, Yeah... Bruce Campbell, but... what????
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It's about bloody time The Chin released a shater-esque album. His voice would be excellent for it. In fact, someone should put this to music. Is this a real commercial? I thought Old Spice was gone years ago.
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I suddenly feel more smooth and masculine than Tom Selleck in a banna hammock.
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oh and first...
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...not first.
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Well, I think that just made my day. Once again, I am willing to bow down and worship the inmessarable brilliance that is Bruce Campell.
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What a waste of time.
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True story.
I was talking to Ron Perlman once, as he was in Vancouver rehearsing for DUNGEON SIEGE. He was shaking his head, thinking about his schedule for the next few months.
"I'm doing weapons training for this piece of shit, then I go to Romania to shoot another piece of shit, then come back to shoot my part in this piece of shit..."
sigh
"What can I say? My wife loves shoes."
Same sentiment, different phrasing. -
If you don't get it, you haven't had it.
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they'd sell a pussy-load
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I won't use it, but I'll buy it, just because of this commercial!
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Still, it's a good story Moriarty! In Bruce Campbell's "If Chins Could Kill" he uses some math to show he's not exactly getting mega-rich off his acting. I don't think it's selling out - that's what artists do. Actors do indeed need to put food on the table.
And for what it's worth, I've already got it. -
...that's the odd part. Because I thought I had it, but if I don't get it, perhaps I never did. And now you've made me sad.
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So how come you said God was in it?
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an advert for 'Brute' aftershave. Come on, that would be amazing!
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Instead of wankers like Orlando Bloom. I think being the Film Geek God(TM) may have hurt his career a little bit. Nathan Fillion is destined for the same path methinks.
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"It's okay for struggling actors and...Willie Nelson"
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the painting in the background.
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He's so damn cool.
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Gotta have money to make money, etc... ironic. Like how we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway. Just trying to figure out that paragraph thing with posts. Maybe lots of spaces between sentences works? Anyone want to fill us in to make these talkbacks a bit more organized?
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(without the space)
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First of all I think Bruse should follow Sly for the 200 questions - he would rock.
Anyone else flash on the opening to Dragnet when Friday is describing L.A.? "Those who have it, flaunt it..."
I've enjoyed this commercial since it came on, but I'm sad it's for such a cruddy cologne.
...and Bruce lives here in my home state :-P -
meant to use breaks in there, not paragraphs and of course I meant Bruce.
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mmm, anyone notice the chainsaw next to the fireplace? and the necronomicon on the book shelf? sweetness.
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kick ass CHINMAN, kick ass!
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Old Spice should release a Bruce Campbell signature series cologne. The tagline could be, "Why smell like ass when you can smell like Ash?" I need something to wear when I make love the Bruce Campbell way.
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It softens skin
moistens beard
You get shaving measure beyond pleasure
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hahaha yeah. thanks for pointing out the book and chainsaw. The AD just gets better and better!
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And is there anything more pitiful than name-dropping? Especially when the name-dropping has zero relevance to the discussion??
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but still God!
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I prefer Adidas, Drakkar or Calvin Klein Escape.
Heck, even Aqua Velva is beter than that douche water.
And no-one agrees that he should be the next 200 questions man?
And I liked Drew's little anecdote, it was semi relevent - we're just jealous we have no names to drop...although I do have a couple videos on YouTube of me playing with the drummer from the Ventures....but I forgot his name. -
GOTTA EAT IS DEAD MAN!er, actually, "fuck's this?" and "too silver" seem to be gaining some momentum, not sure why, as any variation of DOROTHY'S TAINT is as hot as anything that's come before itHey mori, are you in austin? if you are, are there any indy record stores left open that still sell bootleg concerts on cd?
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Jan 09, 2007 8:17:09 AM CST
i give brooce props...but have u seen bronson's mandom?
by acne scarface
ah, the smell of it.
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MAY HE CONTINUE TO EAT
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And I too would like some rich, Corinthian leather.
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Because when I think of Bruce I've always imagined he smelled like Old Spice.
A genius commercial non-the-less. -
At least they're targeting smelly people with this ad. What "actor" could possibly attract a smellier fan base than Bruce Campbel? Way to punch your demo in the face Old Spice!
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Ash, sorry I mean 'Bruce' would be a fantastic person to answer a barage of questions prior to the release of his new film. Make it happen! There's no place in this world for the Bruce-haters...
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Once Upon A TimeIn The Land of NodThere was a boy name Alonso
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I especially like the subtle Boll-bashing.
Hehe, even the stars of his movies know it will turn out to be apeshit. Money makes the world go round.
And since we already are on the subject Boll and money:
I heard from a very reliable source (trust me, VERY reliable), that Boll has still controll over a German film fond, which basically financed all of his previous crimes against cinema and which still contains a total value of 120 Million Dollars!
I'm not sure if the production costs of Postal are included in this summ or not, but it seems we still have to endure a few turds from Herr Doktor Boll in the future. -
... but no way does Old Spice have that kind of $$$.
I wonder what the boring, non-geek "straights" who don't know the glory and the wonder that is Bruce will think of this. Probably view Bruce as a Shatner wanna-be. -
es. "I...am Jesus Christ...for whatever the company's name was". But Bruce Campbell kicks all kinds of ass. Alien Apocalypse was the only thing he couldn't save.
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It's funny as hell.
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his book. Speaking of Ron Perlman - Afro Samuri is on at 11:30pm Thursday night - anyone seen it? Is it any good? Deciding if I should stay up or not.
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What would have made that commercial even better is if they dumped a bucket of blood on him at the end, or a bucket of old spice!
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although kinda ghey for making it.
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...did that conversation happen while he was shooting your piece of shit? :-)
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I had it, but never knew it.
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The background reminds me of the repeating backgrounds from all the old Hanna-Barbara cartoons.
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GROOVY!
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The man is a GOD!!!
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ust though id huck that out there. I never get why fanboys ride his jock so hard. Hes just....OK. WTF? Made a couple cult classics and hes forever deemed immortal. Everything Bruce Campbell touches does not turn to gold adn BubbaHoTep was DISappointing IMHO. m
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I did like 200 searches and can't find it... I want this video on my MySpace page... like NOW!
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hehe anyone born before 1980 knows that Old Spice is fucking cool!
Bruce gets it. the over 30's get it. when will da kids get hip to the classic smell of a real man?
P.S. Admittedly it is second best to Brut in my real opinion. -
For Frijole and anyone else who wants it on their MySpace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18
However, my it be on the record ... I HAD IT FIRST -
This started playing last Sunday on FOX during the football games. Thank God iit found its way to youtube for you non-sports geeks.
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Genius . . absolute genius . . time for Mr Campbell to move aside and let the Pearlman through
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If I could marry you I probably wouldn't.....but I would definitely daydream about it!!!
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replace Harrison with Ash. Indiana trades in his whip for a chainsaw. Admittedly it makes it difficult to cross mini ravines, but there's always a trade-off. Plus his chin could deflect poisonous darts and what-not.
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I love the ad, but I don't think I can wear Old Spice unless they have multiple scents that are really different from the original. I've just known too many dumbasses in my time who've worn classic Old Spice. I have too many negative associations with it.
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this was incredible
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He's a geek icon, so everything Bruce does will have you geeks thinking it's the greatest ever.
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Absolutely beautiful, and my brand no less. Pure Sport blue, all the way!
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oh, wait, that was Bruce Campbell???
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I surely thought it was going to be an ad for ebay. With all that "it" talk. Man Old Spice came right outta left field.
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I squee'd with delight. They just furrowed their brows, and scratched their heads, in a vain attempt to understand.
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Haha, that was funny.
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saw it last night, and the whole time, I'm thinking about they're funny little "it" ads, where everything's "it". old spice surprised me. kind of like when your 60 year old uncle sneaks up on you and then gets too close while you're talking and his old spice makes you want to gag a little. (insert molestation joke here)
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saw it last night, and the whole time, I'm thinking about they're funny little "it" ads, where everything's "it". old spice surprised me. kind of like when your 60 year old uncle sneaks up on you and then gets too close while you're talking and his old spice makes you want to gag a little. (insert molestation joke here)
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see timestamp for verification! ;o)
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Well boys in scanning the most recent posts on the most recent stories it saddens me to say that no one has used any version of taint in hours.
Apparently then dorothy's taint is now officially dead as the lastest AICN catchphrase
I've been reading this site for six years and never before have I seen a catchphrase set the world on fire so fast, and burn out just as quickly
oh my dear dorothy's taint, we hardly knew ye...
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GDT is involved not Uwe fucking Boll! The crew heads to Budapest this month so c'mon don't compare Hellboy the Golden Army to Dungeon Seige! Speaking of GDT he's a producer on Neil's Death:The High Cost of Living movie so maybe with the success of Pan's Labyrinth that movie will finally see the light of fucking day.
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Good for Bruce.I second the previous post for Brut "splash it all over" and I'll raise you a Hai Karate.
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years ago. he's not that cool. he was in skyhigh
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absolutely delicious. They cranked that sound effect up to 11 to get that "worn in, vintage, sea-faring- so rich you can chew on it" leather. Funny commercial.
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I thought it might be eBay also. I was hitting the roof on the reveal. I wasn't sure if it was real. ...Perlman is an easy-going big guy and he's funny. I doubt that he was actually dissing his shoots. ...Billyeveryteen, I was howling. That reminded me of a MAD TV skit. I think it was MAD TV...
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It must have been a completely circular set with the camera in the center. Bruce gets up from a red leather chair (fireplace is burning). He walks around the circular set to the fireplace again (it's no longer burning) and sits in another red leather chair. Fireplace turns on. Big painting has the Old Spice logo over and over again. BRILLIANT!
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To quote from the book of bill, chapter 23: AND THE GOAT BOY SPAKE:
"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the captialist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink." BILLS NOT DEAD...HE'S CHILLIN WITH ELVIS AND JIMI SMOKING WEED AND POPPING XANAX...GOD I WISH HE'D COME BACK. -
*Sigh* goddamn liberal hippies.
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Jeez Talkbacker with no name, that makes Old Spice smell good. I remember having to talk to one of my employees at a theatre I managed to tell him to cut back on his use of it because it was disgusting the other employees and some customers. No - Old Spice is NOT cool - it's crappy budget cologne. Dude, yer making us over 30's look bad.And for the Bruce haters - apparently you haven't read his books or enjoyed the training section of the Spider-man game. Bruce is cool without being pompous - even Fonzie would bow before the coolness that is Bruce.
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Everytime someone sees an ad they think they gotta reference Bill. News flash: Bill Hicks appeared in ads. News flash II: If you think exactly like someone else thinks, probably only one of you is really thinking.
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Have I finally discovered the holy secret?
Are paragraphs now a reality? -
Hm...
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Best commercial yet.....
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to notice the chainsaw by the fireplace...and the necronomicon on the bookshelf...classic
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THERE IS NO BIGGER HICKS FAN THAN ME. He never appeared in ANY fucking ads...NOT ONE. Not even to hype his own HBO special.
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1. He's ONE OF US. He and his geek friends (like Sam Raimi) played at making films when they were kids. He actually succeeded in doing what he always dreamed of doing as a kid.
2. He has NEVER let Hollywood go to his head. He knows it's just a job.
3. He has ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS been fantastic with his fans.
4. He's a trooper. He takes the roles, no matter how big or small, no matter how physically demanding. He doesn't complain; he just does the work.
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But some of you guys like him a little TOO much. Like if he said "line up to spongebathe my testicles" I think the line would be out the door with this bunch.
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Da Bruce has said so!!
Quality vid!
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