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Published on Monday, January 8, 2007 - 6:08am |
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Want your Monday morning laugh? Check out this absurd and denied rumor about Peter Jackson remaking WIZARD OF OZ!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This rumor is so stupidly retarded funny that I couldn't help but share, especially since it was printed by a newspaper and I've had it personally denied as a "witless" lump of BS by Wingnut Films.
Here's the article... let's see how many absurdities we can find? Is there an Australian April Fools-type holiday I don't know about?

One Billion Dollars? Completely CG? Andy Serkis as everybody... including Dorothy and the Wicked Witch? Could this get any funnier?
So, before it starts, that rumor is KO'd 100%. I've seen these things start with a little BS item ran in some small paper and turned into actual fact as it's repeated across the internet. Not gonna happen.
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Reader Talkback
Thanks for this... by Bean_ | Jan 8th, 2007 05:21:07 AM | if they did make it... by Drworm2002 | Jan 8th, 2007 05:23:57 AM | We all know... by JERRY HORROR | Jan 8th, 2007 05:28:02 AM | Obviously satirical by cooke | Jan 8th, 2007 05:29:23 AM | Funny. by moviemaniac-7 | Jan 8th, 2007 05:36:02 AM | We were going to use an actual
dog to play Toto... by The Equalizer | Jan 8th, 2007 05:40:57 AM | Quint didnt use his
spellchecker again by emeraldboy | Jan 8th, 2007 05:47:02 AM | Aaah by Kharank | Jan 8th, 2007 05:48:53 AM | Don't fuck around with Oz. by Azlam Orlandu | Jan 8th, 2007 05:59:14 AM | are you guys serious? by ephor | Jan 8th, 2007 06:00:27 AM | oh and PJ is a kiwi by ephor | Jan 8th, 2007 06:04:36 AM | PETER JACKSON GOTTA EAT!!! by Shermdawg | Jan 8th, 2007 06:17:08 AM | WETA GOTTA EAT! by snomusic | Jan 8th, 2007 06:20:02 AM | A billion dollars? by CTU Mole | Jan 8th, 2007 06:22:21 AM | "Don't be bitter." by Shermdawg | Jan 8th, 2007 06:24:57 AM | I hate to say it... by Redbox | Jan 8th, 2007 06:25:26 AM | Flying "monkies"? by JackPumpkinhead | Jan 8th, 2007 06:26:40 AM | ANDY SERKIS GOTTA EAT!! by v for vienetta | Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:37 AM | The Shit That's Fit To Print by The Ginger Man | Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:43 AM | Haha. by Gilkuliehe | Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:59 AM | snomusic, it's not my
catchphrase. by Shermdawg | Jan 8th, 2007 06:28:16 AM | Cool! by snomusic | Jan 8th, 2007 06:30:34 AM | Oh, you LOTR fans, check this
out... by Shermdawg | Jan 8th, 2007 06:36:23 AM | Sounds like a WETA or Wingnut
in-house joke email by kingrobot | Jan 8th, 2007 06:39:07 AM | SYDNEY SUNNY PRESS GOTTA EAT by Pound Sand | Jan 8th, 2007 06:50:01 AM | It's not a "witless lump",
it's actually quite "witty" by cuckoo's indian | Jan 8th, 2007 06:57:07 AM | Eliminate all actors save Andy
Serkis!! by DOGSOUP | Jan 8th, 2007 07:06:10 AM | Deliberate, not dumb by RodneyOz | Jan 8th, 2007 07:06:51 AM | Apologies (...I think) by cuckoo's indian | Jan 8th, 2007 07:07:58 AM | How could you even consider it
was for real? by MKiro | Jan 8th, 2007 07:08:10 AM | Remember when Microsoft bought
the Catholic Church? by KnightShift | Jan 8th, 2007 07:46:58 AM | What rubbish. lol by Kawaii | Jan 8th, 2007 08:01:12 AM | FUCK'S THIS? FLYING
MONKEY-MANIA??? by Zarles | Jan 8th, 2007 08:05:08 AM | lol by Kawaii | Jan 8th, 2007 08:05:38 AM | you all really think you're
funny.. by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 08:18:46 AM | Remake it now. by Kawaii | Jan 8th, 2007 08:27:51 AM | MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL SEE
DOROTHY'S TAINT by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 08:36:35 AM | SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold | Jan 8th, 2007 08:41:07 AM | Trust me, plenty of people
will fall for this. by Richard Cranium | Jan 8th, 2007 08:41:33 AM | okay... TAINT by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 08:42:47 AM | yeah, not happening by XoanonTORN | Jan 8th, 2007 08:45:23 AM | All your uncles are belong to
Serkis by RKDN Del Sol | Jan 8th, 2007 09:15:53 AM | No offence to the many
intelligent americans... by Spikey | Jan 8th, 2007 09:16:28 AM | hey nice of you to pop your
head in xoanon by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 09:20:40 AM | Only a matter of time. by Reelheed | Jan 8th, 2007 09:25:03 AM | Ha ha by beelkay | Jan 8th, 2007 09:25:24 AM | Come on Quint... by Ray Gamma | Jan 8th, 2007 09:33:26 AM | $5 bet=Dorothy's Taint by S-Mart shopper | Jan 8th, 2007 09:34:14 AM | $1 billion Austrailian =
$781.6 million U.S. by robogeek.com | Jan 8th, 2007 09:34:19 AM | CATCHPHRASE MANIA=DOROTHY'S
TAINT by S-Mart shopper | Jan 8th, 2007 09:36:31 AM | must be a joke by triplefive | Jan 8th, 2007 09:38:10 AM | oh damn what have I done? by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 09:46:55 AM | Not even a real article by performingmonkey | Jan 8th, 2007 10:05:41 AM | I CAN'T BELIEVE QUINT MISSED
THE JOKE SO OBVIOUS by Proman1984 | Jan 8th, 2007 10:10:19 AM | To quote John Waters on the
subject... by LaDracul | Jan 8th, 2007 10:17:45 AM | "Taint" originated with... by KnightShift | Jan 8th, 2007 10:21:50 AM | hehehehe by Talkbacker with no name | Jan 8th, 2007 10:23:49 AM | SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold | Jan 8th, 2007 10:27:30 AM | Earth to Matilda by Wave Motion Gun | Jan 8th, 2007 10:32:43 AM | I liked the Ents in the
original Oz by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 10:34:49 AM | "We thought a CG dog would
look more real." by Fridge | Jan 8th, 2007 10:35:14 AM | I heard by kikuchiyoboy | Jan 8th, 2007 10:42:21 AM | If you can't spot that this is
intentionally fake... by Sledge Hammer | Jan 8th, 2007 11:01:45 AM | FUCK'S THIS? DOROTHY'S TAINT
MANIA? by ArtemisClydefrog | Jan 8th, 2007 11:15:49 AM | Did that article come from... by rbatty024 | Jan 8th, 2007 11:24:05 AM | AND THE $5 TAINT GOES TO... by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 11:33:26 AM | April fools comes early... by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies | Jan 8th, 2007 11:56:59 AM | Oy vey! by Slavestate | Jan 8th, 2007 12:04:05 PM | Quint has a beer and cheets on
Dorothy's taint by Doctor_Sin | Jan 8th, 2007 12:06:16 PM | If it was printed in some by Qokie37 | Jan 8th, 2007 12:12:00 PM | "My cock now travels in with
reckless abandon" by Doctor_Sin | Jan 8th, 2007 12:18:07 PM | for us old school types by mrbong | Jan 8th, 2007 12:20:25 PM | well of course if they don't
dream cast Dorothy's Taint by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 12:23:42 PM | Fake by wato | Jan 8th, 2007 12:31:47 PM | one pair of ruby slippers to
rule them all by bennie garcia | Jan 8th, 2007 12:56:22 PM | But I can actually imagine
this... by JackPumpkinhead | Jan 8th, 2007 01:01:06 PM | JackPumpkinhead For The Win by Doctor_Sin | Jan 8th, 2007 01:06:39 PM | My God by Ray Gamma | Jan 8th, 2007 01:16:06 PM | Speaking of Bruce Campbell... by iamnicksaicnsn | Jan 8th, 2007 02:03:46 PM | Those crazy Aussies and
they're fake news by Mike_D | Jan 8th, 2007 02:17:34 PM | Deus Vult... by Sledge Hammer | Jan 8th, 2007 02:32:00 PM | The sequel can be Spiderman VS
Dorothy's Taint by white owl | Jan 8th, 2007 02:33:10 PM | Dorothy's Taint is the Sexiest
Tomboy Beanpole by monorail77 | Jan 8th, 2007 02:34:46 PM | This Is... by TheRealMoriarty | Jan 8th, 2007 02:36:55 PM | FINALLY! After all these years
of reading this site... by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 02:49:42 PM | forgot a big thank you and a
$5 spot by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 02:53:41 PM | WHERE'S MY GLORY? HAIL TO ME
DAMNIT!! by Sledge Hammer | Jan 8th, 2007 02:54:31 PM | Damn... by Sledge Hammer | Jan 8th, 2007 02:58:16 PM | Wow, I haven't seen satire
this funny by JAGUART | Jan 8th, 2007 03:08:43 PM | Thanks Sledge Hammer by Ray Gamma | Jan 8th, 2007 03:36:16 PM | Will they read "Hearts of
Darkness" in Munchkin land? by crackerfarmboy | Jan 8th, 2007 03:47:40 PM | I gotta eat Dorothy's taint... by Zino | Jan 8th, 2007 04:44:01 PM | Indeed... by Quintus_Arrius | Jan 8th, 2007 05:08:30 PM | Some WETA renegades need to
make a porno Oz film by Doctor_Sin | Jan 8th, 2007 05:13:58 PM | Ray Gamma hits out and a new
$10 offer by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 05:23:46 PM | A series of OZ films would be
great....without music. by Monkey_King | Jan 8th, 2007 05:29:19 PM | Deus Vult says the magic words by Doctor_Sin | Jan 8th, 2007 05:30:54 PM | Bruce Campbell should be The
Wizard... by Fat Chooch | Jan 8th, 2007 05:44:19 PM | This is for Deus by S-Mart shopper | Jan 8th, 2007 05:44:36 PM | i'm excited! by DarthDooku | Jan 8th, 2007 06:22:05 PM | $5 for almost everybody and
wives just don't understand by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 06:36:35 PM | I'd also like to point out... by KCMOSHer | Jan 8th, 2007 07:24:21 PM | uh....it was a joke by Freakemovie | Jan 8th, 2007 08:58:46 PM | I can see how the Oscars will
go from here on out by Your Own Personal Pillowpants | Jan 8th, 2007 09:39:42 PM | too tired to keep goin' boys,
save yourselves by Deus Vult | Jan 8th, 2007 10:19:30 PM | IT'S TRUE!!!!! by ironburl | Jan 8th, 2007 11:25:52 PM | BSB, just don't pull a LMTO!
That could be messy. by S-Mart shopper | Jan 8th, 2007 11:41:17 PM | "the taint's about to blow!"
PURE FUCKING GOLD by S-Mart shopper | Jan 8th, 2007 11:54:03 PM | When does it come out? by wackybantha | Jan 9th, 2007 02:16:35 AM | Back on topic: by Ray Gamma | Jan 9th, 2007 04:29:35 AM | Joel Schumacher directs! by ye olde shiza | Jan 9th, 2007 04:57:21 AM | yackbacker--most prolific
taint ever by Deus Vult | Jan 9th, 2007 07:50:51 AM | TOO SOON!!! by Pageiv | Jan 9th, 2007 11:19:20 AM | Deus by Doctor_Sin | Jan 9th, 2007 11:37:35 AM | Yackbacker!!! by monorail77 | Jan 9th, 2007 12:03:14 PM | Doc Sin-- by Deus Vult | Jan 9th, 2007 06:42:03 PM | forgot monorail77 by Deus Vult | Jan 9th, 2007 06:43:39 PM | I'd pay to see a direct
Jackson translation of
"Wicked" by ZeroCorpse | Jan 9th, 2007 08:00:57 PM |
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