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Thanks for this... by Bean_	Jan 8th, 2007 05:21:07 AM
if they did make it... by Drworm2002	Jan 8th, 2007 05:23:57 AM
We all know... by JERRY HORROR	Jan 8th, 2007 05:28:02 AM
Obviously satirical by cooke	Jan 8th, 2007 05:29:23 AM
Funny. by moviemaniac-7	Jan 8th, 2007 05:36:02 AM
We were going to use an actual dog to play Toto... by The Equalizer	Jan 8th, 2007 05:40:57 AM
Quint didnt use his spellchecker again by emeraldboy	Jan 8th, 2007 05:47:02 AM
Aaah by Kharank	Jan 8th, 2007 05:48:53 AM
Don't fuck around with Oz. by Azlam Orlandu	Jan 8th, 2007 05:59:14 AM
are you guys serious? by ephor	Jan 8th, 2007 06:00:27 AM
oh and PJ is a kiwi by ephor	Jan 8th, 2007 06:04:36 AM
PETER JACKSON GOTTA EAT!!! by Shermdawg	Jan 8th, 2007 06:17:08 AM
WETA GOTTA EAT! by snomusic	Jan 8th, 2007 06:20:02 AM
A billion dollars? by CTU Mole	Jan 8th, 2007 06:22:21 AM
"Don't be bitter." by Shermdawg	Jan 8th, 2007 06:24:57 AM
I hate to say it... by Redbox	Jan 8th, 2007 06:25:26 AM
Flying "monkies"? by JackPumpkinhead	Jan 8th, 2007 06:26:40 AM
ANDY SERKIS GOTTA EAT!! by v for vienetta	Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:37 AM
The Shit That's Fit To Print by The Ginger Man	Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:43 AM
Haha. by Gilkuliehe	Jan 8th, 2007 06:27:59 AM
snomusic, it's not my catchphrase. by Shermdawg	Jan 8th, 2007 06:28:16 AM
Cool! by snomusic	Jan 8th, 2007 06:30:34 AM
Oh, you LOTR fans, check this out... by Shermdawg	Jan 8th, 2007 06:36:23 AM
Sounds like a WETA or Wingnut in-house joke email by kingrobot	Jan 8th, 2007 06:39:07 AM
SYDNEY SUNNY PRESS GOTTA EAT by Pound Sand	Jan 8th, 2007 06:50:01 AM
It's not a "witless lump", it's actually quite "witty" by cuckoo's indian	Jan 8th, 2007 06:57:07 AM
Eliminate all actors save Andy Serkis!! by DOGSOUP	Jan 8th, 2007 07:06:10 AM
Deliberate, not dumb by RodneyOz	Jan 8th, 2007 07:06:51 AM
Apologies (...I think) by cuckoo's indian	Jan 8th, 2007 07:07:58 AM
How could you even consider it was for real? by MKiro	Jan 8th, 2007 07:08:10 AM
Remember when Microsoft bought the Catholic Church? by KnightShift	Jan 8th, 2007 07:46:58 AM
What rubbish. lol by Kawaii	Jan 8th, 2007 08:01:12 AM
FUCK'S THIS? FLYING MONKEY-MANIA??? by Zarles	Jan 8th, 2007 08:05:08 AM
lol by Kawaii	Jan 8th, 2007 08:05:38 AM
you all really think you're funny.. by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 08:18:46 AM
Remake it now. by Kawaii	Jan 8th, 2007 08:27:51 AM
MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL SEE DOROTHY'S TAINT by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 08:36:35 AM
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 8th, 2007 08:41:07 AM
Trust me, plenty of people will fall for this. by Richard Cranium	Jan 8th, 2007 08:41:33 AM
okay... TAINT by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 08:42:47 AM
yeah, not happening by XoanonTORN	Jan 8th, 2007 08:45:23 AM
All your uncles are belong to Serkis by RKDN Del Sol	Jan 8th, 2007 09:15:53 AM
No offence to the many intelligent americans... by Spikey	Jan 8th, 2007 09:16:28 AM
hey nice of you to pop your head in xoanon by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 09:20:40 AM
Only a matter of time. by Reelheed	Jan 8th, 2007 09:25:03 AM
Ha ha by beelkay	Jan 8th, 2007 09:25:24 AM
Come on Quint... by Ray Gamma	Jan 8th, 2007 09:33:26 AM
$5 bet=Dorothy's Taint by S-Mart shopper	Jan 8th, 2007 09:34:14 AM
$1 billion Austrailian = $781.6 million U.S. by robogeek.com	Jan 8th, 2007 09:34:19 AM
CATCHPHRASE MANIA=DOROTHY'S TAINT by S-Mart shopper	Jan 8th, 2007 09:36:31 AM
must be a joke by triplefive	Jan 8th, 2007 09:38:10 AM
oh damn what have I done? by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 09:46:55 AM
Not even a real article by performingmonkey	Jan 8th, 2007 10:05:41 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE QUINT MISSED THE JOKE SO OBVIOUS by Proman1984	Jan 8th, 2007 10:10:19 AM
To quote John Waters on the subject... by LaDracul	Jan 8th, 2007 10:17:45 AM
"Taint" originated with... by KnightShift	Jan 8th, 2007 10:21:50 AM
hehehehe by Talkbacker with no name	Jan 8th, 2007 10:23:49 AM
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 8th, 2007 10:27:30 AM
Earth to Matilda by Wave Motion Gun	Jan 8th, 2007 10:32:43 AM
I liked the Ents in the original Oz by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 10:34:49 AM
I heard by kikuchiyoboy	Jan 8th, 2007 10:42:21 AM
If you can't spot that this is intentionally fake... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 8th, 2007 11:01:45 AM
FUCK'S THIS? DOROTHY'S TAINT MANIA? by ArtemisClydefrog	Jan 8th, 2007 11:15:49 AM
Did that article come from... by rbatty024	Jan 8th, 2007 11:24:05 AM
AND THE $5 TAINT GOES TO... by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 11:33:26 AM
April fools comes early... by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Jan 8th, 2007 11:56:59 AM
Oy vey! by Slavestate	Jan 8th, 2007 12:04:05 PM
Quint has a beer and cheets on Dorothy's taint by Doctor_Sin	Jan 8th, 2007 12:06:16 PM
If it was printed in some by Qokie37	Jan 8th, 2007 12:12:00 PM
"My cock now travels in with reckless abandon" by Doctor_Sin	Jan 8th, 2007 12:18:07 PM
for us old school types by mrbong	Jan 8th, 2007 12:20:25 PM
well of course if they don't dream cast Dorothy's Taint by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 12:23:42 PM
Fake by wato	Jan 8th, 2007 12:31:47 PM
one pair of ruby slippers to rule them all by bennie garcia	Jan 8th, 2007 12:56:22 PM
But I can actually imagine this... by JackPumpkinhead	Jan 8th, 2007 01:01:06 PM
JackPumpkinhead For The Win by Doctor_Sin	Jan 8th, 2007 01:06:39 PM
My God by Ray Gamma	Jan 8th, 2007 01:16:06 PM
Speaking of Bruce Campbell... by iamnicksaicnsn	Jan 8th, 2007 02:03:46 PM
Those crazy Aussies and they're fake news by Mike_D	Jan 8th, 2007 02:17:34 PM
Deus Vult... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 8th, 2007 02:32:00 PM
The sequel can be Spiderman VS Dorothy's Taint by white owl	Jan 8th, 2007 02:33:10 PM
Dorothy's Taint is the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole by monorail77	Jan 8th, 2007 02:34:46 PM
This Is... by TheRealMoriarty	Jan 8th, 2007 02:36:55 PM
FINALLY! After all these years of reading this site... by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 02:49:42 PM
forgot a big thank you and a $5 spot by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 02:53:41 PM
WHERE'S MY GLORY? HAIL TO ME DAMNIT!! by Sledge Hammer	Jan 8th, 2007 02:54:31 PM
Damn... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 8th, 2007 02:58:16 PM
Wow, I haven't seen satire this funny by JAGUART	Jan 8th, 2007 03:08:43 PM
Thanks Sledge Hammer by Ray Gamma	Jan 8th, 2007 03:36:16 PM
Will they read "Hearts of Darkness" in Munchkin land? by crackerfarmboy	Jan 8th, 2007 03:47:40 PM
I gotta eat Dorothy's taint... by Zino	Jan 8th, 2007 04:44:01 PM
Indeed... by Quintus_Arrius	Jan 8th, 2007 05:08:30 PM
Some WETA renegades need to make a porno Oz film by Doctor_Sin	Jan 8th, 2007 05:13:58 PM
Ray Gamma hits out and a new $10 offer by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 05:23:46 PM
A series of OZ films would be great....without music. by Monkey_King	Jan 8th, 2007 05:29:19 PM
Deus Vult says the magic words by Doctor_Sin	Jan 8th, 2007 05:30:54 PM
Bruce Campbell should be The Wizard... by Fat Chooch	Jan 8th, 2007 05:44:19 PM
This is for Deus by S-Mart shopper	Jan 8th, 2007 05:44:36 PM
i'm excited! by DarthDooku	Jan 8th, 2007 06:22:05 PM
$5 for almost everybody and wives just don't understand by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 06:36:35 PM
I'd also like to point out... by KCMOSHer	Jan 8th, 2007 07:24:21 PM
uh....it was a joke by Freakemovie	Jan 8th, 2007 08:58:46 PM
I can see how the Oscars will go from here on out by Your Own Personal Pillowpants	Jan 8th, 2007 09:39:42 PM
too tired to keep goin' boys, save yourselves by Deus Vult	Jan 8th, 2007 10:19:30 PM
IT'S TRUE!!!!! by ironburl	Jan 8th, 2007 11:25:52 PM
BSB, just don't pull a LMTO! That could be messy. by S-Mart shopper	Jan 8th, 2007 11:41:17 PM
"the taint's about to blow!" PURE FUCKING GOLD by S-Mart shopper	Jan 8th, 2007 11:54:03 PM
When does it come out? by wackybantha	Jan 9th, 2007 02:16:35 AM
Back on topic: by Ray Gamma	Jan 9th, 2007 04:29:35 AM
Joel Schumacher directs! by ye olde shiza	Jan 9th, 2007 04:57:21 AM
yackbacker--most prolific taint ever by Deus Vult	Jan 9th, 2007 07:50:51 AM
TOO SOON!!! by Pageiv	Jan 9th, 2007 11:19:20 AM
Deus by Doctor_Sin	Jan 9th, 2007 11:37:35 AM
Yackbacker!!! by monorail77	Jan 9th, 2007 12:03:14 PM
Doc Sin-- by Deus Vult	Jan 9th, 2007 06:42:03 PM
forgot monorail77 by Deus Vult	Jan 9th, 2007 06:43:39 PM
I'd pay to see a direct Jackson translation of "Wicked" by ZeroCorpse	Jan 9th, 2007 08:00:57 PM

Want your Monday morning laugh? Check out this absurd and denied rumor about Peter Jackson remaking WIZARD OF OZ!

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