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An absolutely bizarre and long foreign trailer for MR. MAGORIUM'S MAGIC EMPORIUM is here...
SPOILER ALERT !!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Those crazy Russians are at it again! They've been throwing pics up like crazy these last few weeks, including a ton from a little film called MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM, starring Natalie Portman, Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman. I thought Portman looked radiant, Bateman looks like... well, like Bateman, and Hoffman just looked bizarre.
Well, I thought he looked bizarre until I saw him moving.
I don't know what to make of this, but it's gotta be the oddest big budget picture coming out this year. The Russians got the trailer... it's super long, almost 5 minutes, and seems to go through the entire film. So, spoiler warning... Enjoy at the link below, while you can still get it! It's in a weird DivX/.avi quicktime format, but with a little tinkering I got it to play on my Mac courtesy of the awesome VLC player. Thanks to "orionsangels" for the head's up!
TRAILER LINK IS PUSHIN' UP DAISIES, TAKIN' A DIRT NAP, FEEDIN' THE WORMS. YOU CAN'T FIND IT HERE ANYMORE! YOU'LL HAVE TO GO OGLE NATALIE PORTMAN SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PERVS!!!
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Well I will let you know what I think in an hour after the clip downloads. Sloooow server
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Long title names = box office poison.
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DivX/AVI is pretty common for us windowsians, its wat we prefer for all our dvd rips. that and XviD codec too. wat a strange kind of trailer.. too long and spoiler-adled. movie looks interesting tho.
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Seriously speaking, i'd like to see Dustin's nose in Natalie's pussy. That'd be Mr. Museum's Tragic
Ad Nauseum. -
go to bed.
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Zzzzzzzz
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Far as I can tell. It has a better ring to it.
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Jan 06, 2007 6:12:01 AM CST
Cult,who died and made you king of the zom..er talkback
by talkbacker with no name
dustin's nose in anyone's pussy is a turn on hehe
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And dey are lonk. Because everythink in Russia is biggest!
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If only all trailers were in normal HQ formats, such as XVid or Divx, instead of Quicktime crap!
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A bit short maybe, but I really feel it presented a complete story, you know? Nothing was left out, no threads left hanging for the audience to wonder about. So nice to have closure in such a short feature. --- ...what do you mean, "a trailer"?
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"Trailer was removed according to letter from distributor."
ono -
Like Kiser Soze. Was it any good?
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Знающий пользователь давно обзавелся универсальным and cheats on his wife
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First talkback line of 2007 that actually made me laugh out loud.
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THAT'a the post of the year! Goodbye MXCLLVV or whatever his name was...hello Cyberfury!
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I'm too tired and hungover to think of a rhyme / but I read this script and it's definitely worth your time.
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that's perfectly done.
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Seriously guys and gals, if you don't have it, get it. It plays anything. Looking forwards to this film.
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Let us know when you have a working link. Also, it's not worth posting if only 4-5 talkbackers are going to see it.
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Macs ARE real computers. And you're an asshole. Kiss kiss.
DirkD13: VLC rocks -
Looks like the Hammer and Sicle are at it again... trailer's gone.
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I don't know, technically "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" had a pretty long name, and that seemed to do alright...
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And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky producers!
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You'd have thought his New Year's resolution was to admit how bad that film is. I pity him.
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pweese..
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Not sure what makes it not a real computer, but I guess to each his own.
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I'm a mod at the Natalie Portman AQMB Forum. Which is associated with - http://www.natalieportman.com - So news like this about Natalie usually gets to us first. So I thought. Hey my geeks friends at AICN always hook me up with the latest geek news.(Well usually anyway) So why not give some geek love in return. Actually that's not true. I just wanted to be special. To be the one who broke a story first. Because I'm an attention whore!
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its so fun to say
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(written on an Apple)
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Ha! What a country!
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Oh you silly people. http://tinyurl.com/yg37l4
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Written by Zach Helm, the same guy who wrote Stranger Than Fiction. Intriguing.
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What Dustin Hoffman? I've seen David Lynch films, I know what Freddie Jones looks like.
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Where's my money at AICN???
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I ran Yakov Smirnov through an interpeting program (Not as much fun as running the man himself through a metal press) and guess what it came out as in English? Cedric the Entertainer.
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the site doesn't have the trailer any more.
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Sorry.
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...Jason Bateman. How creepy was that?
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http://tinyurl.com/yg37l4
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He was phenomenal as Michael Bluth. Arrested Development is airing in syndication after the Simpsons in Canada now, and even though I have the DVDs, this just excites me so much, and I hope more people can realize the utter brilliance of this show.
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It wasn't called 'Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes back' when it was released. It was simply Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back or more commonly 'Empire Stikes Back'. 'Episode x' was introduced with the new prequels. Plus that was a sequel to a hugely successful film with a short name; 'Star Wars'. Hence, my theory is still kickass
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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Not as successful as some of the others... but certainly longer. -
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
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is the pot gonna be complementary during the viewin of this?
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Holy goddamn
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"Yup. That's why you can't play an .avi file. But, hey, it looks cool and makes you feel creative for only $3000--What the hell?"....
you can get one for much less than $3000 and if you're in the graphics field, you pretty much have to have one. just like if you work with macromedia products its best to use a pc. photoshop is shit on a pc however. -
Wow, if you really believe that then you're an idiot. I've been a graphic designer my whole life and I gave up on Macs years ago - after using them my entire life and discovering that ALL the Apple propoganda is flat-out fabricated misinformation. PhotoShop is exactly the same on PC as it is on Mac - but the Adobe program suite integrate more fully on PC than it does on Mac. Furthermore, with with the 2.0 releases of the Adobe Production Studio applications, the Mac has absolutely zero monopoly on any aspect of the design industry. You can get a faster, more reliable PC for less than half the cost of an equivalent Mac. My PC has a more efficient workflow, it's faster, and FAR more reliable than any of my Macs ever were. Ie, Santa doesn't really exist. Sorry. But you really shouldn't believe every television commercial you see.
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Cyberfury the David Chapelle of Eddie Murphies! :D
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"Dr. Jules Hilbert" sounded a bit too much like "Dr. Julius Hibbert," and "Mr. Magorium" sounds a bit too much like "Mr. Magoo."
somebody get Zach Helm a book of baby names -
Good looking out with that link!
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High Five!
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Who wrote this, anyhow? I can take the egregious swipes from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," "Big," "Harry Potter," even "Rain Man" (Hoffman is definitely using that persona again, with a little soupcon of the guy from "I Heart Huckabees"), but when they out-and-out steal from Diana Wynne Jones' "Howl's Moving Castle," I have to draw the line. This looks stupid and predictable, not to mention really forced and overly, self-consciously "magical." And Portman and Bateman seem to be inhabiting two different movies.
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The Episode Numbers were introduced with the original theatrical release of The Empire Stikes Back. As there was no internet at the time, anyone who hadn't read STARLOG magazine said "what the fuck?" but some of us knew what was goin on.
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...but i as well have been a designer for more than a decade now (not my entire life as thats not exactly possible, such hyperbole leads me to believe you havent left your teen years yet) and if you cant tell the difference between the mac and pc versions of photoshop then i would hate to see what kind of crap output you must put out on a daily basis. i've been using macs and pc's side by side since the 80's. you are aware that the world we live isnt black and white, correct? what a concept! two different machines having their own strengths and weaknesses. i do concede that many in video game industry only use pc's. i mainly work in print and web however. and wouldnt touch a pc for any kind print work. but like i said i hate using my mac for my Flash work.
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What's up with the geeks and their hate towards the mac platform? Why do they always come up with these lame stories about friends who work as scientists, hackers (lol) or who work for superduper companies 'their whole life' and how they all laugh at Mac. Answer: they see their precious PCs as R2D2 units that you can build; just like little anakin did. ain't that sweet? Macs just get your work done. how boring is that? oh and you can' play games on 'em..
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that is..
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