I am – Hercules!!

Two pilots from two supercool creators are going before the cameras.

* “The OC” mastermind Josh Schwartz, who just had his spy-dudes pilot “Chuck” greelit for production at NBC, also just got the greenlight for the CW’s blog-centric New York teen skein “Gossip Girl,” based on the popular series young-adult novels. Read more of this here.

* “Alias”/“Lost” creator J.J. Abrams’ untitled cancer-ward pilot, meanwhile, is going into production for HBO. It was written by Tom Schulman (“Dead Poets Society,” “Honey I Shrunk The Kids,” “What About Bob?”) and Rafael Yglesias (“From Hell,” “Dark Water”), based on the 2004 book "The Anatomy of Hope: How People Prevail in the Face of Illness" by New Yorker scribe Dr. Jerome Groopman. Read more of this here.

“Soap” and “All in the Family” for $11 per “Season”? “NewsRadio” for $15 per season? “Seinfeld” for $18 per season? “Rescue Me” for $18.25 per season?