You a Henson Freak? EMMET OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS - Uncut - Uncensored - For Only The Second Time Ever!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... This Saturday - Tomorrow... At the Alamo Drafthouse South - @ noon - will be unleashed upon the silver screen... EMMET OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS. I know - big deal, you got that on DVD. WRONG. You have the DVD version on DVD. Oh - you're being smart eh? You recorded it on VHS back when it first aired on HBO in those pre-digital days. MHM.... Riiiight, well you don't have this. You see - there are two different versions of EMMET OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS - two versions that have things that each version doesn't have - and there is only one version, one uncut version that has every magnificent moment of sublime genius that is EMMET OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS - and until tomorrow at noon - there's only ever been one place that this masterpiece has been seen... The Museum of Television and Radio in New York City! I bet that was a pretty sweet show. I bet they had talker people talking - and people in the audience were like wearing suits and stuff. Yeah? Yeah. Well - this time. THIS TIME, it's playing at my SATURDAY MORNING KIDS CLUB! This isn't some stuffy affair - Admission is free with a Child. That's right - to get in, all you have to do is kidnap a child and take them with you - and you're in free. Heck - one kid can even get two big kids in. BUT - you ain't got a kid... Well, depending on room, and your own state of kidness, you still can get in. In addition to this brilliant piece of Henson History - we're even gonna bring in a live JUG BAND to play a set before the show. That's right... Jug Music... washer board scraping and Hooot hooot hoootananie! Did I mention that this is free? At the Alamo Drafthouse on South Lamar --- where you can order beer... or ROOT BEER... Pizza and Champagne? That's right - OH - and because we know just how many of you are coming - we've added a second show on SUNDAY December 31st at NOON. So book your plane tickets. Whip out your hitching thumb - and get your rear in gear... How can anyone pass up seeing the Riverbottom Nightmare Gang singing on the big screen? I can't conceive of the sad soul that wouldn't show. Here's All The Info In Clear - Non-Harry Speak!